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- [LAUGHING]
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♪♪♪
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- IT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL.
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- WELL, HAVING A SON
IS FINALLY PAYING OFF.
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TO BILLY AND IRWIN!
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- HEY, GUYS!
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- WOW.
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I HATE TO BE THE
ONE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT MANDY IS A GIRL.
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- YEAH!
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AND THIS IS A FATHER-SON PICNIC.
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- OH, COME ON, GUYS.
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SHE'S JUST ONE OF THE BOYS.
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SEE?
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HA HA!
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BOYS!
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OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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I HAVE NO SON!
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[SOBBING]
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- [SNIFFING]
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SMELLS READY.
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COMMANDER BILLY REPORTING
FOR PRE-LAUNCH CHECKLIST, SIR!
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E. COLI?
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CHECK!
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CAT HAIR?
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- MEOW.
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- CHECK!
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AND SPECIAL SAUCE?
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CHECK!
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PREPARE FOR
LAUNCH, PRIVATE IRWIN!
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- AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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COMMENCING COUNTDOWN!
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5... 4... - UH, 3... - 2...
- 1!
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FIRE!
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- BILLY, I THINK YOU
DROPPED YOUR BRAIN.
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- WHAT'S WRONG, MANDY?
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NOT AFRAID OF A
LITTLE DIRT, ARE YOU?
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AAH!
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- UH...
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- DO YOU MIND!
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- [SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTING]
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- FINALLY...
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AFTER 7 HOURS OF CLEANING
UP AFTER THEM BRATS,
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EVERYTHING IS SPOTLESS.
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HUH?
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[FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
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WHA!
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[SOBBING]
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- OH, OH, OH!
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I HATE BUGS!
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OH, MY GOSH!
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WHAT IF I TURN INTO
A BUG RIGHT NOW!
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- LET'S DO A BUG TEST.
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TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT
CRAWLS INTO YOUR LITTLE BRAIN.
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LADY?
- BUG.
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- JUNE?
- BUG!
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- YO, SUCKA, DON'T BE...
- BUGGIN'!
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- YEP, YOU'RE
TURNING INTO A BUG.
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- B-B-B-BUG!
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OH.
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THICK, BROWN WATER.
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OH!
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THE BURN MEANS IT'S WORKING.
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I'M NOT GONNA TURN
INTO A GIANT BUG
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LIKE THAT FREAK JEFF!
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- [KIDS CHATTERING]
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- WOW.
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WHO KNEW FATHERS AND SONS
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COULD BE SO HAPPY?
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[SIGHS]
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IF ONLY I HAD A CHANCE
TO SHOW MY DAD
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WHAT A GREAT SON
I TURNED OUT TO BE.
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BUT ALL I HAVE TO
REMEMBER HIM BY ARE THESE...
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BABY PICTURES!
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OH, DADDY.
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- UCH!
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I AM SO UNCLEAN!
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- DAD?
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- TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY OLD BUGS!
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YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT!
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- KISS HIS BUTT!
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THAT'S ALL HE WANTS?
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A KISS ON THE BUTT?
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HECK, I'll KISS BOTH CHEEKS.
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- [WHISTLING]
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- [HEAVY BREATHING]
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- [SHUDDERING]
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[GASPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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STUPID SQUIRREL!
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I WASN'T AFRAID.
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[WHISTLING]
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- HEY, DAD!
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- HUH?
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- I MADE YOU A CARD.
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- [SCREAMS]
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- ARE YOU OK?
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IT'S ALL RIGHT, DAD.
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IT'S ME, YOUR SON, JEFF!
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HAPPY TO SEE ME?
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- [WHIMPERING]
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- HEY, DAD, ARE YOU
GONNA EAT THAT?
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- [SHUDDERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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- NO, DAD! WAIT!
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YOU CAN HAVE THE BUG.
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OH, WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
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- YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE.
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- MANDY, I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN BE TOO NICE.
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I MEAN, MAYBE TOO
FORGIVING, BUT TOO NICE?
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OOPS.
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YOU DROPPED YOUR CANOPY.
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- SEE?
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TOO NICE.
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LOOK, NICE GETS THEIR ATTENTION,
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BUT MEAN PUTS THE HOOK IN THEM.
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JUST LOOK AT IRWIN.
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- HI, MINDY.
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WHAT A LICK OF MY...
- OOPS!
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LATER, LOSER.
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- I LOVE YOU!
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- WOW!
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THAT'S ALL IT TAKES?
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MANDY, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME
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TO STOP BEING SO NICE
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AND START BEING
MEAN, CRUEL, AND EVIL...
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MORE LIKE YOU.
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- I'll DO IT FOR 100 BUCKS.
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- 100 BUCKS?
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WELL, FOR YOU... 200!
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- MEET ME AT BILLY'S
HOUSE AT 6 P.M.
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AND BRING A BAD ATTITUDE.
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- TAKE THIS, YOU
GIANT SPIDER FREAK!
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- YEAH! TAKE THAT,
YOU SPIDER FREAK!
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- OH, THIS GAME CHEATS SO BAD!
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- THAT'S RIGHT, GRIM.
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IT'S A CONSPIRACY.
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- WHAT'S THAT, BONES?
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YOU OVER THERE CRYING?
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CRY ABOUT THIS!
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NOW SHUT UP, SISSY!
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- HA! YOU TELL 'EM, SARGE!
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- HEY, JEFF.
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- PSST, MANDY, I'M OVER HERE!
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- OH.
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YOU'RE DEFINITELY BILLY'S SON.
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- OK, MANDY,
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TIME TO PLAY HARDBALL WITH DAD.
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AND TO SHOW HIM I MEAN BUSINESS
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I'M MADE HIM SOME
PONY TEAR TRUFFLES.
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- HEY, MANDY,
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT
THE CRAZY HIGH SCORE!
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- YOU?
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- YEP. ME.
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[SCREAMS]
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IT'S THAT FREAKY GIANT SPIDER,
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AND HE'S MADE
PONY TEAR TRUFFLES!
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NO WHITE CHOCOLATE.
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RUN!
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- ATTACK.
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- GRR!
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DAD! DAD!
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- THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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- DAD...
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I KNOW THAT MAYBE
I DIDN'T TURN OUT
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THE WAY YOU PLANNED,
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BUT, GOSH DARN IT, I'M YOUR SON.
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AND I CORDIALLY
REQUEST SOME LOVE.
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HOW AM I DOING?
- MEANER.
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- RIGHT! STRIKE
THE CORDIAL PART.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- DAD?
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- GET AWAY FROM ME, FREAK!
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[STRAINING]
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- [GROANING]
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- [GRUNTING]
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- IT'S WORKING, MANDY!
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OH! HE'S SHOWERING
ME WITH GIFTS.
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- [SCREAMING]
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- OH, MANDY!
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I CAN FEEL THE WARMTH
OF DADDY'S LOVE
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SURGING THROUGH
MY SHATTERED LIMBS.
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- THIS IS GOING TO BE
HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
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TIME FOR PLAN B.
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OK, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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- LOUD AND CLEAR, MANDY.
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- OK.
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GET BILLY TO COME TO THE WINDOW
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AND I'll TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY.
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- JEEZ, MANDY,
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I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
BEING AWFULLY SNEAKY.
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- NOW, GO.
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- ALL RIGHT!
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- AND NOW ALL YOU
NEED IS A NOSE, LINTY.
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OOH! I GOT A SQUISHY NOSE!
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- HMM.
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HOW DO I GET HIS ATTENTION?
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- THROW A PEBBLE AT HIS WINDOW.
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- RIGHT, A PEBBLE.
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- OH, MY EYE!
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- OH, SORRY!
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[SCREAMS]
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- MANDY, I THINK
HE'S COMING DOWN!
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NO, HE'S...
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HE JUST GIVING ME
MORE FURNITURE.
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- I HATE YOU!
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- THANKS FOR THE FURNITURE, DAD!
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- JEFF, GET ANGRY.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
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- PUT THE HOOK IN HIM.
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- RIGHT.
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- NOW REPEAT WHAT I SAY EXACTLY.
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HEY, STUPID.
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- HEY, UH, STUPID!
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DON'T MAKE ME EAT MY
PARENTS LIKE OTHER BUGS DO!
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EW!
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OH, SORRY, DAD!
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE
JUST GO GET SOME YOGURT?
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I'll BUY!
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OH, I GET IT.
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YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
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SORRY.
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- STOP APOLOGIZING.
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BE MEAN!
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- I CAN'T.
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I HAVE AN ABNORMALLY
SMALL MEAN GLAND.
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[WHINING]
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- THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP.
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- NO! NO!
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I'll LISTEN. PLEASE, MANDY!
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- ALL RIGHT, MANDY.
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I'M HERE TO DO YOUR CHORES.
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- HEY, GO NUTS.
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- GO NUTS?
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- NOW, GET TO WORK.
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- GRIM,
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO DESERVE THIS?
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- YEAH, WHAT DID I
DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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- LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU JERK!
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- "CLEAN MY ROOM, GRIM."
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I HATE YOU, YOU
HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
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- I HATE YOU, YOU
HORRIBLE LITTLE MONSTER.
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- NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
I'M NEVER APPRECIATED!
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- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO...
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- TO GET SOME
RESPECT AROUND HERE?
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- CHEW SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF?
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- [BARKING]
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- THAT'S IT!
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- [TRAIN WHISTLE]
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- TOOT!
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NO MORE MR. NICE SPIDER!
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[GRUNTING]
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LOVE ME, DAD!
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LOVE ME!
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LOVE ME NOW!
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- NO!
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- AW, DUDE!
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THIS GAME CHEATS!
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00:10:45,542 --> 00:10:46,742
- I TOLD YOU.
- YOU KNOW, JEFF,
262
00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:48,917
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU SAID TO BILLY,
263
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,375
BUT HE'S MUCH LESS ANNOYING NOW.
264
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,333
- YEAH.
265
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,875
- WELL, I OWE IT
ALL TO YOU, MANDY.
266
00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,542
IT'S JUST NICE TO HAVE A FATHER.
267
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,125
HOW YOU DOING, DAD?
268
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,250
- I LOVE YOU.
269
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,042
I LOVE YOU!
270
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:02,833
I LOVE YOU.
271
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:05,792
- AW, SHUT UP, DAD.
272
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,583
- MY BIKE ROCKS!
273
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,875
OH! THE WHEELS ARE LIKE CIRCLES!
274
00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,583
ONE LEMONADE, PLEASE!
275
00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:35,167
- [SCREAMING]
276
00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:37,917
- [SLURP]
277
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,375
WELL! AT LEAST MY BIKE IS OK.
278
00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:44,000
I SHOULD STILL BE
ABLE TO RIDE IT HOME.
279
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,167
AW.
280
00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,417
WHO NEEDS A DUMB BIKE
TO HAVE FUN ANYWAY?
281
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,375
WALKING CAN BE IT'S OWN REWARD.
282
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,875
GO, LEGS, GO!
283
00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:04,083
YEAH! I'M ON FIRE!
284
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:09,000
YOU PUT ONE FOOT IN
FRONT OF THE OTHER!
285
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:10,102
- HI, BILLY!
286
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,333
- OH, HEY, IRWIN.
287
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:14,018
MAN, IT SURE LOOKS
LIKE IRWIN'S HAVING FUN
288
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,042
WITH HIS BIKE.
289
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,018
- I'M HAVING SO MUCH
FUN WITH MY BIKE!
290
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:19,018
WHOO!
291
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,125
- IT LOOKS LIKE
PUD'N IS HAVING FUN
292
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,917
WITH HIS BIKE, TOO!
293
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,083
- [LAUGHING]
294
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,250
- EVEN SPERG!
295
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,458
- I NOW PRONOUNCE
YOU MAN AND BIKE.
296
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:32,042
- I ONLY WISH THAT
EVERYONE COULD KNOW
297
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,708
THE JOY THIS BIKE
HAS BROUGHT ME.
298
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:38,458
[THUNDER]
299
00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:39,542
- YOU JUST PUT ONE FOOT
300
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:44,125
IN FRONT OF THE OTHER.
301
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,292
- ALAS, POOR BILLY,
302
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:50,292
DESTINED TO WALK THE
SEPULCHERED STREETS OF SUBURBIA,
303
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:52,958
A DOOMED HUSK OF A CHILD.
304
00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:55,458
DO NOT CRY FOR HIM.
305
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,792
DO NOT CRY!
306
00:12:56,875 --> 00:13:01,792
YOU SEE, BILLY'S LIFE IS
ABOUT TO DRASTICALLY CHANGE.
307
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:05,125
FOR BETTER OR WORSE, I KNOW NOT.
308
00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,144
OH!
309
00:13:07,168 --> 00:13:09,458
I WISH I HADN'T DRANK
ALL THAT LEMONADE.
310
00:13:09,542 --> 00:13:13,083
I CAN HOLD IT. I CAN HOLD IT!
311
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,583
I DON'T GOTTA HOLD IT!
312
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,958
WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO
PORTO-POTTY IS THIS?
313
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,875
IT LOOKS SO UNSANITARY.
314
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:27,042
- THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL IT PITTSBURGH.
315
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,333
- OH, HI!
316
00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,875
- HELLO, BILLY.
317
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,000
- HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME?
318
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,458
- I GUESSED.
319
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,375
- WOW!
320
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,250
IS THAT YOUR RED TRICYCLE?
321
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,500
IT SURE IS NICE.
322
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,417
- ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT
IT HERE JUST FOR YOU.
323
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,500
- [GASPS]
324
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,333
FOR ME?!
325
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,833
- IT'S TOTALLY FREE.
326
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,750
YOU ONLY HAVE TO PROMISE
TO LOVE IT FOREVER...
327
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,958
AND EVER AND EVER.
328
00:13:51,042 --> 00:13:51,917
AND EVER.
329
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,792
- I PROMISE.
330
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,375
- [LAUGHING]
331
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,458
[COUGHING]
332
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,542
OH, SORRY.
333
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,542
I JUST REMEMBERED
THIS REALLY FUNNY JOKE
334
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,708
ABOUT A DUCK
IN A... [BELL RINGS]
335
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,958
NEVER MIND.
336
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,583
IT IS TIME TO GO.
337
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,875
DON'T FORGET... YOU
MUST LOVE IT FOREVER.
338
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:15,083
FOREVER... FOREVER...
- THANKS, MR. KID!
339
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,750
YOU'RE A 3-WHEEL DREAM!
340
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,167
I'M GONNA NAME YOU TRYKIE.
341
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,083
COME ON, TRYKIE, LET'S
GO HAVE SOME FUN!
342
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,458
GUYS! HEY, GUYS!
343
00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,000
DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING NEW?
344
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:30,708
- [SNICKERING]
345
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,208
- WHAT IS THAT, YO?
346
00:14:32,292 --> 00:14:34,976
IS THAT A TRICYCLE?
347
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
- YEP!
348
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,792
IT'S NAME IS TRYKIE!
349
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,125
- [SNICKERING]
350
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,125
[LAUGHING]
351
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:43,083
- INCOMING DATA
PACKET FOR BILLY.
352
00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:46,542
ONLY BIG BABIES RIDE TRICYCLES!
353
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,125
- THAT'S NOT TRUE!
354
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,000
- READY FOR YOUR BOTTLE?
355
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:51,875
- [CRYING]
356
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,042
I'M NOT A BIG BABY!
357
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,333
I'M A YOUNG ADULT.
358
00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,208
- ♪ BABY BILLY,
SITTING IN HIS CRIB ♪
359
00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:00,625
♪ DRIPPING MASHED
POTATOES ALL DOWN HIS BIB ♪
360
00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:02,083
- YOU'RE WRONG!
361
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,417
TRYKIE IS COOL!
362
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,958
AND I HAVEN'T WORN
A BIB IN MONTHS!
363
00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,458
[SOBBING]
364
00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:19,542
[BURP]
365
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:22,042
[SOBBING]
366
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:29,292
THEY... THEY... THEY DIDN'T
EVEN GIVE IT A CHANCE!
367
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,958
[SOB]
368
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,583
- HEY, YOU REMEMBER EARLIER, YO,
369
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,042
WHEN WE CALLED BILLY A BABY?
370
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:38,833
- YEAH!
371
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,208
THAT WAS AWESOME!
372
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:43,250
- AND THEN WHEN HE
CRIED ALL THE WAY HOME?
373
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,417
- YEAH!
374
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,250
- IT'S NICE THAT IT
WASN'T ME FOR A CHANGE.
375
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:48,333
[BELL JINGLES]
376
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:51,083
HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE?
377
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,083
HELLO?
378
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,976
[SCREAMS]
379
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,458
- [SOBBING]
380
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,042
- [SQUEAKING]
381
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,167
- TRYKIE!
382
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,000
HOW'D YOU GET IN
HERE, YOU RASCAL?
383
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:02,958
WAIT!
384
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,000
WHAT'S THAT LODGED
IN YOUR SPOKES?
385
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,500
IT... LOOKS LIKE...
386
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,875
SOME KIND OF COOL NOISE-MAKER!
387
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,018
I'll JUST PUT THAT BACK IN.
388
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,667
TRYKIE, I DON'T CARE
WHAT MY FRIENDS SAY.
389
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,083
I FEEL SO RIGHT
WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
390
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,292
♪ TOURING THE FRANCE ♪ LA LA LA
391
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:22,083
♪ TOURING THE FRANCE
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
392
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,000
HI, SPERG. NICE DAY! GOTTA GO!
393
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,125
- GET BACK HERE, MEAT!
394
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,542
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
YOU COULDN'T GET NO LAMER
395
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,292
YOU SHOW UP ON THAT THING!
396
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,000
- I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU SAY ABOUT TRYKIE!
397
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,917
THEY'RE JUST WORDS,
AND WORDS CAN'T HURT ME.
398
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,292
- THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THESE.
399
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,042
- GULP.
400
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:43,833
WH-WHAT ARE THEY FOR?
401
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,583
- ATOMIC WEDGIES!
402
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,185
- [HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
403
00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,417
THEY WORK WELL.
404
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,917
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME,
405
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
JUST DON'T HURT TRYKIE.
406
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,917
- YOUR STUPID BIKE IS
ABOUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FALL.
407
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
- NO, SPERG.
408
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,083
NO! NO!
409
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,875
- THIS IS WHERE THE
SIDEWALK ENDS, BABY.
410
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,083
- DON'T DO IT!
411
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,042
TRYKIE!
412
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:10,583
- WELL...
413
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:14,208
THAT WAS EVEN MORE
SATISFYING THAN I THOUGHT.
414
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:25,792
♪ I COULD EAT YOU UP
♪ BETTER THAN CANDY
415
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,018
♪ YOU'RE SO DANDY
♪ BUTTERCUP DANCER
416
00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:36,417
♪ I LOVE YOU [PANTING]
417
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,333
OH, STUPID, STUPID!
418
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,750
I MISSED THE THIRD CUE.
419
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,208
I'll NEVER GET TO BROADWAY
WITH THAT KIND OF SLOPPINESS.
420
00:17:43,292 --> 00:17:45,042
GOTTA TRAIN EVEN HARDER.
421
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,917
YOU GOT A PROBLEM, CUZ?
422
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,083
NO!
423
00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,000
I GOT RID OF YOU, MAN!
424
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,667
I GOT RID OF YOU!
425
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,708
[SCREAMING]
426
00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:01,167
OH, NO!
427
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,417
NO!
428
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,208
[SCREAMING]
429
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,292
- [SIGHS]
430
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,375
NOTHING IS AS FUN
WITHOUT TRYKIE.
431
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,708
[SQUEAKING]
432
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,708
TRYKIE!
433
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,000
YOU'RE OK!
434
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,292
- SO IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME
435
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,042
THAT THING BELONGS TO YOU?
436
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,375
- MANDY, YOU BROUGHT
TRYKIE BACK TO ME!
437
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,458
YOU ROCK!
438
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,167
- WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT TRICYCLE, BILLY?
439
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,833
- FROM A WEIRD KID IN
A MAGIC PORTO-POTTY.
440
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,500
WHY DO YOU ASK?
441
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,750
- STAY RIGHT HERE.
442
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,708
- WHERE DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GOING, TRYKIE?
443
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,792
OH, OH!
444
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,476
I'll BET SHE'S GONNA
GET HER OWN TRICYCLE.
445
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,958
SO WE CAN ALL RIDE TOGETHER.
446
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,185
- THIS THE THING?
447
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,042
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
448
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,976
YEP. IT'S HAUNTED.
449
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,167
- HAUNTED?
450
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,500
- YOU'RE POSITIVE?
451
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,333
- YEP.
452
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,625
IT'S GOT THE MARK OF THE BEAST.
453
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,458
- ALL RIGHT, GRIM.
454
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,042
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
455
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,000
- WAIT!
456
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,583
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
TRYKIE'S HAUNTED?
457
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:13,125
- YOUR BIKE IS POSSESSED
BY AN EVIL FORCE.
458
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,708
DO IT.
- RIGHT.
459
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,125
- TRYKIE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS.
460
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:19,018
HE WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE.
461
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:20,976
TRYKIE IS COOL LIKE THAT.
462
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,042
- I BEG TO DIFFER.
463
00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,333
- SHOW HIM, IRWIN.
464
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,958
- I'VE GOT TIRE TRACKS
OVER 85% OF MY BODY.
465
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,792
- THOSE COULD HAVE
COME FROM ANYWHERE.
466
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,375
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
467
00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:34,708
LOOK WHAT YOUR MEAN TRICYCLE
468
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:37,333
WROTE ON MY FULL-BODY CAST.
469
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,875
- YOUR PAIN HAS ONLY BEGUN.
470
00:19:39,958 --> 00:19:42,167
I'll BE BACK TO FINISH THE JOB.
471
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,917
YOU STINK. LOVE, TRYKIE.
472
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,667
THAT COULD BE ANY TRYKIE.
473
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,792
- ALL RIGHT, BILLY.
474
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:51,167
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.
475
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,292
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
476
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,375
- IT'S SPERG.
477
00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:58,000
APPARENTLY HE
SUFFERED AN IRREVERSIBLE
478
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,708
SUPER-MEGA WEDGIE.
479
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,000
- THAT COULD ONLY
BE DONE BY... BY...
480
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:05,000
- BY A PAIR OF HANDLEBARS.
481
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,667
- NO!
482
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,125
SAY IT AIN'T TRUE, TRYKIE.
483
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,144
- SORRY, BILLY.
484
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,875
BUT I GOTTA DO THIS
OR ELSE IT COULD...
485
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,542
SWEET PIG IN A POT!
486
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,000
IT'S GOT ME FACE!
487
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,583
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
488
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:20,917
- TRYKIE, STOP!
489
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,125
PLEASE STOP!
490
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,167
- AAH! IT'S GONE DOWN ME ROBE!
491
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:27,042
OW! IT BIT ME BONY BUTT!
492
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,208
WHAT THE?!
493
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,000
OH! OH! OH!
494
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:32,000
IT'S PUNCHING ME KIDNEYS, MAN!
495
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,500
- TRYKIE IS A KILLING MACHINE.
496
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,083
SO, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MANDY?
497
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:39,833
- I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
498
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,167
- THE AGONY!
499
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,500
- HEY, TRYKIE!
500
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,208
YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEANIE!
501
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,042
YOU'RE NOT COOL AT ALL.
502
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,583
YOU'RE... UNCOOL!
503
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,083
- [ROARS]
504
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,000
- IS IT OVER?
505
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,833
- TRYKIE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
506
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,625
- I'M SORRY, TRYKIE.
507
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:20,542
- YOU'RE MONKEY
PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU!
508
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:23,000
- AND THUS OUR STORY ENDS.
509
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,667
IF YOU'VE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION,
510
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:29,167
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A NERD
WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
511
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,667
BUT WHAT OF BILLY, YOU ASK?
512
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:35,458
WELL, HE GOT A NEW UNICYCLE.
513
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- I'll CALL YOU UNI!
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- AND WHAT OF EVERYONE ELSE?
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WHO CARES?
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THEY BORE THE SNOT OUT OF ME.
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THE END!
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