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♪♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪♪
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WE'RE BACK, WITH A VENGEANCE
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THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.
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ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?
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PUT A SOCK IN IT, GRIM.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?
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THEY'RE SENDING
ME TO FAT MATH CAMP.
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AND I'M BEING SENT TO HAPPY GIRLS
FUN CAMP OF JOY AND NICENESS.
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THAT'S A BUMMER.
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THE BUS IS DUE ANY MINUTE.
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MAYBE I CAN HELP.
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"TOADBLATT'S SUMMER
SCHOOL OF SORCERY."
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SWEET!
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HERE'S YOUR BUS NOW.
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WHOO-HOO!
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HEH HEH HEH. HO HO HO.
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[BUZZER]
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WHOA! WHAT IS IT NOW,
MISS LARGEBOTTOM?
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PARDON ME, MR. TOADBLATT.
THE NEW STUDENTS HAVE ARRIVED.
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Toadblatt: UGH, SEND THEM IN.
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COME IN, COME IN.
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WELCOME TO THE TOADBLATT
SCHOOL OF SORCERY.
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I AM DEAN TOADBLATT.
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EXCUSE ME...
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FOR THROUGH THESE HALLOWED HALLS
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HAVE PASSED THE GREATEST
WITCHES, WARLOCKS, AND WIZARDS
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THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
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WHY, IF EVER, OH,
EVER, A WIZ THERE WAS...
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I GOT TO WHIZ.
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JUST HOLD IT, BUSTER.
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IT'S TIME TO PUT
ON THE SQUID HAT.
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♪ OH, I'M SLIMY, I'M UGLY,
AND I AIN'T GOT DOUGH ♪
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♪ BUT I'll TELL YOU
WHERE YOU CAN GO ♪
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♪ PUT ON YOUR SQUID
HAT, BABY... OW! ♪
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THIS ONE GOES TO GUNDERSTANK.
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GUNDERSTANK.
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SPLENDID.
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HEH HEH HEH. TICKLISH.
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WOW! NOW, THIS ONE'S AN EMPTY
VESSEL, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YOU MEAN A FERTILE MIND
THAT'S OPEN TO LEARNING?
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MAN, I MEAN EMPTY.
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HIS HEAD'S AS
HOLLOW AS A COCONUT.
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BETTER SEND HIM TO WEASELTHORPE.
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WEASELTHORPE?
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WEASELTHORPE.
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I HATE WEASELTHORPE.
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NOTHING BUT NINCOMPOOPS,
FREAKS, AND WEIRDOS.
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THE WORST HOUSE ON THE CAMPUS.
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THEY DREW MY PICTURE
ON THE REST ROOM WALL.
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NO! OH, YES.
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I SAW IT.
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"FOR A GOOD TIME," INDEED.
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BUT THEY'LL GET
THEIRS, YOU'LL SEE.
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I, UH, UM... WHERE WERE WE?
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YOU'RE NEXT, CUPCAKE.
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GOOD. I'M IN A
MOOD FOR CALAMARI.
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UH, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO ME?
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[CRASH]
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MOMMY!
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YAH! JU-JUST PUT
HER IN WEASELTHORPE.
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AH, THE GRIM REAPER.
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I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.
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I'M MAKING YOU PREFECT
OF GUNDERSTANK HOUSE.
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Boy: ATTENTION EVERYONE.
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEWEST MEMBERS
OF WEASELTHORPE... BILLY AND MANDY.
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WITH THEIR HELP AND MY GENIUS,
WE WILL WIN THE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP?
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YEAH, GUNDERSTANK
ALWAYS WINS, THOUGH,
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BECAUSE DEAN TOADBLATT HATES US.
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BY THE WAY, HONEY,
I'M NIGEL PLANTER.
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WHATEVER. LOOK, IF YOU
BATTER-DIPPED GEEKOIDS
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WANT TO BEAT GUNDERSTANK HOUSE,
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.
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SABOTAGE.
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OK, GUNDERSTANK HOUSE. DEAN TOADBLATT
WILL BE SITTING IN ON CLASS TODAY.
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WHO REMEMBERS THE FINAL INGREDIENT
FOR A BASIC INVISIBILITY POTION?
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EYE OF NEWT.
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ESPANOL?
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OH, UM... NEWTO.
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50 POINTS FOR GUNDERSTANK!
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GUILLERMO.
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NOW LET'S ADD NEWTO.
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OOH.
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GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!
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MAN, THIS SABOTAGE IS
THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
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IT WAS MY IDEA.
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MAN, I'M AWESOME.
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OH, MY BEAUTY.
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MY SWEET, SWEET CUMULON-6.
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[KISS]
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SEE YOU TOMORROW, SWEETIE.
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[WHISTLING]
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[BILLY LAUGHING]
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Mandy: HERE IT IS. DEAN
TOADBLATT'S CASTLE.
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ONE GUNDERSTANK
BRAND DRAGON IN A CAN.
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RIGHT.
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FIRE IN THE HOLE, BILLY.
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OHH! WELL, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I
HAVE PATE WITH RASPBERRY YOGHURT.
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[FART]
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MY CUMULON-6.
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Toadblatt: GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!
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OOH HOO, I'M BRILLIANT.
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YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT
CAN GOT IN YOUR CASTLE.
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GUNDERSTANK'S BEEN FRAMED.
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YOU'RE ON THIN ICE, MR. REAPER.
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THIS FIELD TRIP BETTER GO
OFF WITHOUT A HITCH OR ELSE!
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OK, TODAY WE ENTER THE ENCHANTED
MEADOW TO MILK JABBERWOCKS.
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HEY, JERK WAD.
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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
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THE ENCHANTED MEADOW
IS IN THAT SPOOKY CAVE,
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AND THE DEADLY MANTICORE
IS IN THAT HAPPY MEADOW.
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CAN'T YOU READ?
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OF COURSE, I'M RIGHT.
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I'M THE DEAN.
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[CHOMP]
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Manticore: YUM! FROG'S LEGS.
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[FIGHTING]
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Toadblatt: GUNDERSTANK. OW!
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Nigel: GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
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I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK.
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WEASELTHORPE WINS THE HOUSE CUP.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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HEY THERE, ANGEL FACE.
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MY PLAN WORKED
LIKE A CHARM, HUH?
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I THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE
TOKEN OF APPRECIATION.
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UM, IT WAS MY IDEA, NIGEL.
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE TO KISS A GREAT MAN LIKE ME?
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE TO LOSE YOUR FRONT TEETH?
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ACTUALLY, BEFORE THE KISS,
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TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU
SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK?
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OH, WELL, I MESSED UP
THEIR INVISIBILITY POTION,
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AND THEN PUT A DRAGON IN STUPID
OLD DEAN TOADBLATT'S HOUSE,
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AND I MADE OUT WITH
HIS... [MUSIC STOPS]
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NIGEL PLANTER.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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DEAN TOADBLATT.
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I... I WAS JUST
KIDDING ABOUT THE...
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YOU'RE THROUGH,
PLANTER. FINISHED.
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LIKE, YOU MEAN, EXPELLED?
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[CROWD BOOING]
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RELEASE THE GIANT
ONE-EYED DWARF.
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OH, COME ON.
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IT WAS ALL MANDY'S
IDEA, I SWEAR.
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DON'T BE SO MODEST, NIGEL.
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TAKE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.
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[NIGEL SCREAMING]
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OH, MY LEG!
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THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLEON
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TV Announcer: AND
NOW LOVE PROBLEMS.
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I LOVE YOU, BUT I
HAVE A PROBLEM.
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[GASP] BUT...
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Man: HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT.
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NOT ANYMORE.
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NOW HURRY UP OR YOU'LL
BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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I AM THE GRIM REAPER.
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I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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THIS EPISODE YOU DO.
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OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
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OHH!
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WE ALL GOT TO GO SOMETIME.
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SCHOOL'S FUN. COME ON!
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I'll RACE YOU.
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HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA... OH, BILLY.
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HI, NURSE PEMBROKE.
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I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
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WAIT, GRIM.
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EVIL LURKS IN THOSE HALLWAYS.
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EVIL?
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BUT EVERYONE SEEMS
SO HAPPY AND CAREFREE.
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MY POINT EXACTLY.
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REMEMBER, GRIM, EVIL.
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EVIL.
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Girls: HEY, MINDY.
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IT'S MANDY.
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AND SHE'S GOT A NEW FRIEND.
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HA HA HA.
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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HA HA HA.
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LOOK, THERE'S BILLY.
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MANDY? IS THAT YOU?
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OH, BILLY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, MINDY?
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WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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I AM THE... DON'T
TALK TO HER, GRIM.
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[CRASH]
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HE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM THE UNDERWORLD.
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WHERE'S THAT?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
THERE AND FIND OUT.
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OH, HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA.
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WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF...
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ZIP IT, GRIM.
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GRIM? NICE TO MEET YOU, GRIM.
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AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
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ANY FRIEND OF MANDY'S
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
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WE'RE FRIENDS ALREADY?
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THAT WAS EASY.
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Billy: OH, NO! MINDY GOT GRIM.
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HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE.
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NO, THERE IS ANOTHER.
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OH, ABRAHAM.
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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BILLY?
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WOW, ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
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THEN I RAISED MY SCYTHE AND
TOLD HIM HE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, GRIM.
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I AM?
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AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND EVER.
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I MISS GRIM.
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WE DON'T NEED GRIM. WE GOT ABE.
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FOURSCORE AND 10 YEARS AGO...
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OR WAS IT 20?
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UH, OUR GREAT GRANDFATHERS...
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WHY CAN'T I GET THIS? WHY?
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BILLY, HE'S SCARING ME.
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DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
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IT'S TIME GRIM AND
I HAD A LITTLE TALK.
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SEE YOU IN CLASS, GRIMSY.
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KEEP IT REAL ON THE FLIP SIDE.
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Mandy: YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE CROSSED ME, GRIM.
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OH! MANDY? IS THAT YOU?
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BUT I'll FORGIVE YOU
SINCE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
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DOWN, SPENCER.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE I'M POPULAR.
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I WON'T MINCE WORDS
WITH YOU, GRIM.
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JOIN BACK WITH ME OR PAY.
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TALK TO THE HAND.
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FINE. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
MINDY LIKE I KNOW MINDY.
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WHEN SHE MOVED INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
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SHE WAS ALONE, FRIGHTENED, SO I
THOUGHT I'll ASK HER HOW SHE WAS.
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SO SHE TOLD ME... [BABBLING]
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AND TOLD ME... AND
TOLD ME... AND TOLD ME.
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00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,917
I WAS BEING CONSUMED
WORD BY WORD,
242
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,208
SENTENCE BY SENTENCE
WITH NO END IN SIGHT.
243
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,125
IN THAT MOMENT, I
JUST KNEW ONE THING.
244
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,958
IF I WAS TO SURVIVE,
IT HAD TO STOP.
245
00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:20,958
[GLASS SHATTERING]
246
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:24,083
SO I TOLD HER... SHUT UP.
247
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,000
SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT WELL.
248
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:32,000
THAT WAS WHEN SHE DECIDED IF
SHE COULDN'T HAVE ME, NO ONE WOULD.
249
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,125
SO WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
250
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,018
SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND EVER,
251
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,333
AND WE'RE GOING TO
GET JIGGY AT THE MALL.
252
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,417
IDIOT.
253
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,083
RELEASE HIM.
254
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,167
[FLUSHING]
255
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,102
Billy: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO AT THE MALL WITHOUT GRIM?
256
00:12:48,126 --> 00:12:49,625
HE'LL BE THERE.
257
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,375
Billy: DONE FOR TODAY
NURSE PEMBROKE.
258
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,625
[SIGH]
259
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,018
I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO.
260
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:59,625
WE'LL BUILD THE BEST DANG LOG
CABIN THIS GREAT NATION HAS EVER SEEN.
261
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,000
[WHIMPERING]
262
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,875
A LOG CABIN, HUH?
263
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,708
OK. THAT'LL WORK.
264
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,708
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
265
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,000
OK, BOYS. LET'S GET CHOPPING.
266
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,542
DO WE HAVE TO?
267
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,625
YES.
268
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:29,417
WHEW! THAT SHOULD DO IT.
269
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,061
Billy: SO WHERE'S GRIM?
270
00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:34,500
Grim: I'D LIKE TO TRADE IN
THIS OLD BLADE FOR A NEW ONE.
271
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,167
SOMETHING IN YELLOW.
SIZE 15 IF YOU HAVE IT.
272
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PERFECT.
273
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,042
MANDY!
274
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WHOO!
275
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,625
YOUR FRIEND?
276
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,625
JUST CHECKING.
277
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,875
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
278
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,018
HA HA HA.
279
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:11,417
BUT... BUT... BUT... I
THOUGHT THAT WE...
280
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,083
I... I... YOU...
281
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,500
WELL, THAT'S THAT.
282
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,042
BUT WHAT ABOUT GRIM?
283
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,542
[CRASH]
284
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,958
Grim, voice over: I LEARNED
A LOT THAT DAY AT SCHOOL.
285
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:43,167
BUT MOSTLY I WAS GLAD
THAT MANDY FORGAVE ME
286
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:46,976
AND THAT WE WERE
OLD FRIENDS AGAIN.
287
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,250
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
288
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,292
FRAGADACTYLOPS.
289
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,208
HMM, I'll SEE YOUR
FRAGADACTYLOPS,
290
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:20,042
AND I'll RAISE YOU ONE
BULBOUS BLOBAGUTS.
291
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,333
IT'S LIKE THAT, EH?
292
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,833
SLOBAPUS.
293
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,833
TURKEY LIPS.
294
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,625
A BUG-EYED BOOGER EATER.
295
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,185
A LIVER-BREATH DROOLER.
296
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:33,125
A BIG DUMB WIENER HEAD.
297
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,083
NOW BLASTO STINKO!
298
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,976
YAH!
299
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,542
WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON?
300
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,042
Together: WE'RE PLAYING
HOKEY MONSTER.
301
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,083
IT'S TOTALLY STUPID.
302
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,167
REALLY? [BOYS YELL]
303
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,167
[CRASH]
304
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,042
WELL, I DON'T GET IT.
305
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,000
MAYBE IF THEY MONSTERS.
306
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,333
[GROWLING]
307
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,976
HEE HEE! HEE HEE!
308
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,542
A REAL-LIVE HOKEY MONSTER.
309
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:06,000
I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS.
310
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,000
AAH!
311
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:10,500
WE WANT REAL HOKEY MONSTERS!
312
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,083
THE OTHER KIND ARE BORING.
313
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,792
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
314
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,083
WHAT WOULD YOU 2 WEIRDOS
DO WITH REAL HOKEY MONSTERS?
315
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,708
WE'D BE LIKE ROCK STARS
316
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,125
OR NEWS ANCHORMEN!
317
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,833
Together: CHICKS WOULD DIG US!
318
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,125
OOH. OOH.
319
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,083
VOILA.
320
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,792
REAL-LIVE HOKEY MONSTER CARDS.
321
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,125
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
322
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,333
AH! AH!
323
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,917
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU USE THESE.
324
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,292
NO ONE ELSE IS TO KNOW.
325
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,708
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
326
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,458
ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.
327
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,061
AND THIS ONE'S A SNUFFLE-UPS.
328
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:03,333
HE HAS THE POWER TO
SPRAY MILK OUT HIS NOSE.
329
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,708
Billy: WE HEAR YOU
PLAY HOKEY MONSTER.
330
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,917
WE'RE THE CHAMPS IN THIS ALLEY.
331
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500
WE CHALLENGE YOU
TO A THROW DOWN.
332
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,000
YOU'RE ON, MEAT.
333
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,018
I START WITH DIMPLES.
334
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,833
MINE'S CREAMPUFF.
335
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,708
DIMPLES AND CREAMPUFF?
336
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,208
[DISTANT CAR HORN HONKS]
337
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,083
HA HA! HA HA!
338
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,000
THEY'RE OUT OF THEIR GOURDS.
339
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,042
THOSE ARE WIMPY CARDS.
340
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,958
HA HA! HA HA!
341
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,625
UH, UH, UH, UH...
342
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,333
Together: REAL-LIVE
HOKEY MONSTERS?
343
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,018
Irwin: OH.
344
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,208
AND 2 POWER CHIPS.
345
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,083
[BURPS]
346
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,917
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
347
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,750
[CHILDREN GASP]
348
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,083
HEY, HEY!
349
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,167
[BURPS]
350
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,708
DUDES, HE'S MAKING PUKEWADS
351
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,417
OUT OF MY CARDS.
352
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,042
WE'D BETTER BEAT IT, IRWIN.
353
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,208
WHY, I OUGHT TO... HUH?
354
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,042
HA HA! HA HA!
355
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,167
OH, SURE. PICK ON THE FAT KID.
356
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,583
MAN, THESE CARDS SURE
ARE A LOT OF TROUBLE.
357
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,042
Irwin: HI, GRIM.
358
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,625
Billy: DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE.
359
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,042
[KIDS TALKING ANGRILY]
360
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,458
Grim: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
361
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,167
WE WANT REAL HOKEY MONSTERS
362
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,750
LIKE BILLY AND IRWIN.
363
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,042
THOSE RATS.
364
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,018
YEAH. WE WANT THEM, TOO.
365
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,292
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
366
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,542
ALL RIGHT. BRING ME YOUR CARDS
367
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,500
AND I'll MAKE YOUR MONSTERS.
368
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,976
AFTER ALL, WHAT
HARM COULD THERE BE?
369
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,792
YAY! YAY!
370
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,375
I GOT MY REAL HOKEY
MONSTER CARDS.
371
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,542
ME, TOO.
372
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,375
THIS ONE SHOOTS LASER BEAMS.
373
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,083
[KIDS SCREAMING]
374
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,125
HEH HEH!
375
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,083
THIS ONE FIRES GAMMA RAYS.
376
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,333
AAH!
377
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
GRR! GRR!
378
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,833
[LAUGHING SINISTERLY]
379
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:46,917
[PPPFFFBBBTTT] HUH?
380
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,125
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]
381
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,167
[YELLING]
382
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
[CHUCKLES]
383
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,083
[GROWLS]
384
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,625
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]
385
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,018
ARR!
386
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,042
AAH! AAH!
387
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,833
CITIZENS OF ENDSVILLE,
388
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,083
OUR CITY HAS BEEN OVERRUN
389
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,125
BY LIVING, BREATHING
HOKEY MONSTERS.
390
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,917
OH, THEY SEEM INNOCENT
ENOUGH WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE,
391
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
BUT THEY HAVE
THESE WEIRD POWERS.
392
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,375
WELL, ANYWAY, THEY'RE
REALLY WRECKING THE JOINT.
393
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,667
WHAT?
394
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,667
SAY, THEY REALLY ARE CUTE
395
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,750
WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE.
396
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,375
HA HA!
397
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,375
AND THAT'S THE NEWS.
398
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,667
THAT'S MY FAVORITE NEWS GUY.
399
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,792
[BOOM]
400
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,083
[KIDS SCREAMING]
401
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,125
[MONSTERS LAUGHING]
402
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,042
I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANDS,
403
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,458
AND I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE.
404
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:57,792
GRIM, I WANT YOU TO WORK
YOUR MAGIC ON ONE MORE CARD.
405
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,250
YOU MADE YOUR OWN?
406
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,500
"MANDY'S MONSTER...
407
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,083
MAKES TOAST OUT OF
ALL THE OTHER MONSTERS."
408
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:08,125
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
409
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125
TV: WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
410
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,667
THERE'S A NEW RATHER BADLY
DRAWN MONSTER IN ENDSVILLE...
411
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,083
MANDY'S MONSTER.
412
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,125
WHILE THE OTHER MONSTERS
WERE BUSY DESTROYING THE CITY,
413
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,292
MANDY'S MONSTER
APPEARED IN THE SKY,
414
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,833
AND, WITH ITS OWN
SPECIAL POWERS,
415
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,083
TURNED THOSE HORRIBLE
MONSTERS INTO TOAST,
416
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,083
WHEREBY HUNDREDS OF
PIGEONS QUICKLY DEVOURED THEM.
417
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,292
BIG WHOOP.
418
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,958
[CHEWING]
419
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,750
NO TOAST IN BED!
420
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,018
SORRY.
421
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,375
[GULPS]
422
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,708
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