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[LAUGHTER]

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DANCE. DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE.

1... 1, 2... UH, 7... PICKLE, ZEBRA, CHICKEN!

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

FOR THE LAST TIME, BILLY,

WE ARE NOT PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK WITH YOU.

COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

MY GOSH, YOU'RE STUPID.

OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!

HE, UH, DOING THAT HIDE-AND-SEEK THING AGAIN?

YEP!

WHAT THAT BOY NEEDS IS FOCUS.

SO WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE TO DO ABOUT IT?

ABOUT WHAT?

THE FOCUS PROBLEM.

WHAT FOCUS PROBLEM?

COME ON. LET'S GET BILLY

BEFORE HE HURTS SOMEONE.

MANDY?! GRIM?!

GOTCHA!

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

OOH! OOH, MY FAVORITE BAND... PURPLE FILTH!

PURPLE... FILTH!

PURPLE... FILTH!

Billy: PURPLE FILTH! PURPLE FILTH!

PURPLE FILTH! PURPLE FILTH!

HEY, LOOK, IT'S THE NEIGHBORHOOD DIPSTICK.

TA DA!

[PANTING]

GEE, SPERG, CAN I BE A PIECE

OF PURPLE FILTH, PLEASE?

WELL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PIECE OF FILTH

FOR THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS TONIGHT.

SO WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY?

WHAT DOES BILLY PLAY?

OOH, I REMEMBER!

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

[FWAT FWAT FWAT FWAT FWAT FWAT]

TA DA!

SO DO I GET A PURPLE FILTH HELMET?

Grim: BILLY, THERE YOU ARE.

OH, HIYA, GRIM.

AHH!

Billy: OOH, YEAH, YOU REMEMBER GRIM.

HE'S ONE OF MY HOMIES.

TELL HIM TO PLAY THIS GUITAR BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NECK.

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, GRIM BOY.

WELL, I DID USED TO PLAY

THAT STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN THING IN HIGH SCHOOL.

WOW!

YOU BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I... YOU'RE IN!

I'M... IN THE BAND?

YES!

COME ON, GRIM.

LET'S GO GET YOU A PURPLE FILTH HELMET.

WHAT ABOUT MY HELMET?

I WANT TO BE A ROCK STAR!

Billy's dad: BEING A ROCK STAR.

IS EASY, BILLY.

ANYONE CAN DO IT.

EVEN ME?

SURE. EVEN ME.

ALL YOU NEED IS LONG HAIR, MAKEUP,

AND TIGHT PANTS,

AND WE CAN GET THAT STUFF RIGHT HERE

IN YOUR MOM'S CLOSET.

YEAH, SURE, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

WE'LL ENTER THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS CONTEST

AND RULE ROCK AND ROLL AS FATHER AND SON!

I'M GONNA BE A ROCK STAR.

Billy: HEY, DAD, IF WE'RE COMPETING.

IN THIS BATTLE OF THE BANDS CONTEST,

THEN WHY AREN'T WE ONSTAGE?

DAD?!

I'M NOT DAD TONIGHT, BILLY.

I'M MOGAR!

YEAH, YEAH, OK, UH, MO... GARRR!

SO WHY ARE WE UP HERE IN THE AUDIENCE?

THIS IS BATTLE OF THE BANDS, RIGHT?

RIGHT!

THEN... ON MY SIGNAL, WE ATTACK THE STAGE.

LET'S ROCK!

♪ I HAVE NO FRIENDS

BOO! BOO! BOO! YOU'RE TERRIBLE!

♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪

All: BOO!

HA HA HA!

All: BOO!

WOW! TOUGH COMPETITION.

SO WHEN DO WE ATTACK?

SOON, MY SON. SOON.

[CROWD CHEERING]

♪ A CLOCK STRIKES 12, A COOL AIR BLOWS ♪

♪ BUT I'VE GOT NO FEAR 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT ALONE ♪

♪ I HAVE NO WEAKNESS, I AM THE STRONG ♪

♪ AND THIS IS HOW I FEEL I'M MOST AT HOME ♪

♪ CRY, CRY, EVERYBODY CRY ♪

♪ BECAUSE THE WORLD HAS GONE AWRY ♪

OK, BILLY, LET'S ROCK.

ATTACK!

AAAAH!

TO THE STAGE, BILLY!

HEY, DAD?

DAD?

FOR THE LAST TIME, BILLY, I'M MOGAR!

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN FLY!

FLY?

AAAH!

UH! AH! UH! AH! UH! AH! UH! AH!

HA HA HA!

MOGAR?!

BILLY, MY SON, IT'S UP TO YOU.

SAVE THE SHOW!

BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME, MOGAR?

THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU LIKE YOU.

JUST BE YOURSELF, AND YOU CAN'T LOSE.

TAKE IT FROM... MOGAR.

HA HA HA!

[GASPS]

[CRACKS KNUCKLES]

[BREATHES IN]

[FWAT FWAT FWAT FWAT FWAT...]

TA DA!

[FWAT]

[LAUGHTER]

HEE HEE HEE!

HEY, MANDY, WANNA PLAY?

I'VE GOT BREAD!

I'M BUSY. GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC.

HEY, GRIM, WHATCHA DOIN'?

BUG OFF, KID. I'M BUSY.

HEY, IRWIN!

WHY WON'T ANYBODY PLAY WITH ME?

OH, MIGHTY WISHING STAR

I WISH I HAD SOMEBODY TO PLAY WITH RIGHT NOW.

♪ WELL, HELLO THERE, LITTLE BOY; DON'T BE SHY ♪

♪ STEP RIGHT UP; I'M A REASONABLE GUY ♪

♪ DON'T BE FRIGHTENED BY THE LOOK IN MY EYE ♪

♪ I'M JUST YOUR AVERAGE EVIL METEOR FROM OUT OF THE SKY ♪

ZOIKES!

HEY, WHATCHA TRYIN' TO DO, SUCK MY BRAINS OUT?

[RATTLING]

♪ WELL, I'M JUST SHY AND SCARED IN THIS PLACE ♪

♪ I'M JUST A FISH OUT OF WATER FROM OUTER SPACE ♪

♪ YOU CAN SEE THAT THE TRIP HAS LEFT ME TIRED AND DRAINED ♪

♪ SO WHY DON'T YOU BE A PAL AND BRING ME SOME BRAINS? ♪

OK!

DON'T WORRY, NEW BUDDY.

I'll GET YOU ALL SORTS OF BRAINS.

OK, WHERE DO I FIND THESE SO-CALLED BRAINS?

♪ GO DOWN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR'S PLACE ♪

♪ SEE THE DULL EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE ♪

♪ YOU'D BE DOIN' HIM A FAVOR IF YOU BROUGHT HIM TO ME ♪

♪ HE AIN'T USIN' HIS BRAIN

♪ HE'S JUST WATCHING TV

♪ GO DOWN TO MR. McGEE'S

♪ HE HASN'T HAD A THOUGHT SINCE '43 ♪

♪ HIS BRAIN IS THE PORTRAIT OF ATROPHY ♪

♪ HE AIN'T USIN' IT

♪ WHY NOT GIVE IT TO ME?

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, I WON'T LIE

♪ I'll EAT THE BRAINS TILL THEY'RE ZOMBIFIED ♪

♪ SURE, THEY MIGHT THINK IT'S DERANGED ♪

♪ BUT THEY WON'T GIVE IT A THOUGHT AFTER I'VE EATEN THEIR BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, IT'S OK

♪ IT'S NOT MATTER IF IT ISN'T GRAY ♪

♪ AND IF, AT FIRST, THEY THINK IT'S STRANGE ♪

♪ THEY WON'T THINK TWICE IF THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN ♪

♪ GO DOWN TO THE WONTON SHOP

♪ MY FORTUNE COOKIE SAYS THAT I JUST CAN'T STOP ♪

♪ I'll SUCK THE NOODLE RIGHT OUT OF THEIR HEADS ♪

♪ AND HALF AN HOUR LATER I'M HUNGRY AGAIN ♪

♪ CREEP INTO THE DONUT STOP

♪ SNEAK IN TIPTOE PAST THE COP ♪

♪ PICK ME UP A CRULLER AND A CUPFUL OF TEA ♪

♪ AND ANY OTHER SWEETBREADS YOU HAPPEN TO SEE ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, I WON'T LIE

♪ I'll EAT THEIR BRAINS TILL THEY'RE ZOMBIFIED ♪

♪ SURE, THEY MIGHT THINK IT'S DERANGED ♪

♪ BUT THEY WON'T GIVE IT A THOUGHT AFTER I'VE EATEN THEIR BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, IT'S OK

♪ IT'S NOT MATTER IF IT ISN'T GRAY ♪

♪ AND IF, AT FIRST, THEY THINK IT'S STRANGE ♪

♪ THEY WON'T THINK TWICE IF THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, I LOVE 'EM, I NEED 'EM ♪

♪ MY TUMMY JUMPS FOR JOY WHEN I EAT 'EM ♪

♪ BIG ONES, FAT ONES

♪ SHORT ONES, TALL ONES

♪ THEY'RE SO DELECTABLE, ESPECIALLY THE SMALL ONES ♪

♪ NO TIME TO COOK IT IN A SKILLET ♪

♪ I JUST GRAB MYSELF A STRAW AND I DRINK 'EM, OH ♪

♪ YOU'VE BEEN SWELL TO GO AROUND ♪

♪ AND BRING ME EVERY SINGLE BRAIN IN TOWN ♪

♪ BUT WITH ALL THESE BRAINS, I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK ♪

♪ THAT THERE ISN'T ONE LEFT OUT THERE TO DRINK ♪

♪ NOW, 'FESS UP, BOY, COME ON, HECK ♪

♪ IS THERE SOMEONE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT? ♪

♪ BRING HER DOWN HERE TO MEET HER ♪

♪ AND THEN I'll PROMISE I'll BE YOUR BESTEST FRIEND ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, I WON'T LIE

♪ I'll EAT HER BRAIN TILL SHE'S ZOMBIFIED ♪

♪ SURE, SHE MIGHT THINK IT'S DERANGED ♪

♪ BUT SHE WON'T GIVE IT A THOUGHT AFTER I'VE EATEN HER BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAINS, BRAINS, IT'S OK

♪ IT'S NOT MATTER IF IT ISN'T GRAY ♪

♪ AND IF, AT FIRST, SHE THINKS IT'S STRANGE ♪

♪ SHE WON'T THINK TWICE IF SHE DON'T HAVE A BRAIN ♪

♪ BRAINS ♪ BRING ME HER BRAIN

♪ BRING ME HER BRAIN ♪ BRING ME HER BRAIN

AH HA HA HA!

ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

MANDY?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

CAZBOT!

AAAAHHH!

WHAT A WORLD!

THAT'S BETTER.

MANDY, IS THAT YOU?

YES. I GUESS MY BRAIN WAS A LITTLE TOO SPICY

FOR THAT METEOR YOU TRIED TO FEED ME TO.

I'M SORRY.

CAN I DO ANYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT?

YES. BRING ME... SOME BRAINS.

GRIM, GO GET US SOMETHING TO MUNCH ON.

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE?

YOU GONNA MAKE ME MISS MY PROGRAM.

TODAY, WE WILL LEARN TO MAKE SLUG LOAF.

JEGOO!

HO HO! IT'S FRENCH!

FIRST, WE USE LOTS OF SALT.

AAAAHHH!

GRIM, THE MUNCHIES?

I'll GO!

HEY! PIZZA!

WHOA.

THIS PIZZA MUST BE ANCIENT.

IT'LL PROBABLY GIVE ME NIGHTMARES IF I EAT IT RIGHT BEFORE BED.

I BETTER THROW IT OUT.

HIYA, POPS.

TAKE CARE OF THIS, BILLY.

NO PROBLEMO, PAPA-SAN!

HUH?

[SNORING]

B-BUNNIES!

OH, AND NOW WE WILL MAKE MY FAMOUS INSIDE-OUT CHICKEN.

PLEASE, TO OBSERVE.

[GASPS]

RESISTANCE IS USELESS.

OBEY. OBEY. YOU MUST OBEY.

YOU CAN'T RESIST.

DO WHAT I SAY.

DO THE DISHES. WALK THE DOG.

CLEAN THE CAT BOX.

SLOP THE HOG.

AH HA HA HA HA!

OBEY. OBEY.

DO AS I SAY.

YOU CAN'T RESIST.

DON'T BE THAT WAY.

AH HA HA HA HA!

WHOA!

TAKE THE TRASH OUT.

WASH MY CLOTHES.

EAT MY SOCKS, AND WIPE MY NOSE!

GIVE US COOKIES.

MAKE MY BED.

LET'S PLAY SOCCER WITH YOUR HEAD!

GIVE UP. GIVE IN. DO WHAT WE SAY.

YOU MUST OBEY. YOU MUST OBEY.

YOU CAN'T RESIST.

DON'T BACK AWAY.

YOU'LL NEVER WIN.

WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY!

HA HA HA HA!

GOOD MORNING, GEEKS.

WHAT'S UP WITH YOU TWO? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

EH, I DIDN'T SLEEP SO WELL.

BUNNIES!

WELL, I SLEPT GREAT AND WOKE UP RAVENOUS.

DO WE GOT ANY MORE OF THAT PIZZA?

[BURP]

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