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♪♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪♪
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HAPPINESS IS A WAXEN
TWO-HEADED BABY
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CATCH, IRWIN!
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RECESS IS GREAT.
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WE CAN STUDY THE EFFECTS
OF GRAVITY AND HAVE FUN, TOO.
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LESS TALKING, MORE
BALL-THROWING.
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[GRUNTS]
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Billy: YAY!
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SAY, THIS GRAVDITY HAS
MADE THE BALL ALL DIRTY.
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I'll HAVE TO CLEAN IT.
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GOOD, CLEAN
FUN... HEE HEE HEE...
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WITH MY FRIENDS.
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MY VERY BEST FRIENDS.
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HOO! EEEEE!
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IT'S SPERG AND
HIS DEADLY WEDGIE.
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YOU COULD BE NEXT, BILLY.
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OOH! NEXT?
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OH!
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WHY DID I PICK TODAY
TO WEAR UNDERWEAR?
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM, WUSS?
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UH, COULD YOU STOP
PICKING ON MY FRIEND,
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PLEASE?
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OR WHAT?
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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WE'LL FINISH THIS AFTER SCHOOL.
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SPERG RULES!
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NICE COMEBACK, BILLY.
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THANKS FOR NOTHING.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[ELASTIC SNAP] Billy: AAAH...
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[BIRDS SQUAWKING]
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[MUSIC ON TV]
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I WARNED YOU TO
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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I... HURT IN PLACES
THAT DON'T EXIST.
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LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
MY MAMA ONCE TOLD ME
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WHEN I HAD BULLY PROBLEMS.
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OOH! A STORY! A STORY!
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MMM. HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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VERY WELL.
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THESE BULLIES... THEY
THREW THINGS AT ME
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AND CALLED ME NAMES.
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BONEHEAD!
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AND MY MAMA TOLD ME...
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STICKS AND STONES
MAY BREAK YOUR BONES,
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BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT YOU.
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NOW, GO, MY SON.
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GEE, THANKS, PAL.
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STICKS AND STONES!
STICKS AND STONES!
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DOES THAT STICKS AND
STONES THING REALLY WORK?
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NO.
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I GOT AN IDEA, MANDY.
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LET'S WALK ON THE
OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.
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DON'T BE SUCH A COWARD.
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WELL?
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STICKS AND STONES
MAY BREAK MY BONES,
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BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME!
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YEAH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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GRIM!
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WHAT IS IT, BILLY?
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STICKS AND STONES, GRIM.
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IT... IT DOESN'T WORK!
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WELL, WHAT DO
YOU TO DO ABOUT IT?
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YOU KNOW THAT THING THAT YOU DO THAT
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO ANYMORE?
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UH...
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THE THING WITH THE
SCYTHE AND THE SWINGING.
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KNOW. [CLUCKS]
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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I WANT YOU TO DO IT!
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THERE HE IS, GRIM.
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SIC HIM, BOY!
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HEE HA HA HA!
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WHO'S YOUR LADY FRIEND, WUSS?
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[WIND HOWLING]
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I AM THE GRIM REAPER!
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[LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY]
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[DEEP VOICE] ARE YOU
READY TO MEET YOUR DOOM?
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YOU... YOU... YOU...
YOU'RE A REAL BONEHEAD!
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BONEHEAD? [CRYING]
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HA HA HA HA!
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THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING.
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I'll HAVE TO TAKE
CARE OF THIS MYSELF.
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[SLURPING]
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OH!
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DOES THE BABY LIKE HIS MILK?
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[CRYING]
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AH!
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Mandy: HEY, SPERG!
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I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
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Sperg: WELL, WELL, WELL!
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IF IT ISN'T THE WUSSY SQUAD
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WITH A NEW MEMBER...
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SALLY TEACUP! HA HA HA HA!
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WHY DON'T YOU SAY
THAT A LITTLE CLOSER?
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE CHICKEN.
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ARE YOU CALLING ME CHICKEN?
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YEAH!
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AND I EAT CHICKENS
FOR BREAKFAST.
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I'll MAKE YOU REGRET THAT!
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BRING IT ON.
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[ALL MURMURING]
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YAAAAH...
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WELL?
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I'M AFRAID OF YOU!
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[WAILING]
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WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF THAT.
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AW, DID YOU HAVE TO
BE SO HARD ON HIM?
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SPERG! WAIT UP!
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GEE, SPERG,
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SORRY ABOUT YOU
BEING A CHICKEN AND ALL.
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ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO BE LOVED,
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TO CARE, TO BE CARED FOR!
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[SOBBING]
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HERE.
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THANKS.
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[BLOWS LOUDLY]
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LET'S... BE... FRIENDS!
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REALLY?
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EVEN AFTER ALL THOSE WEDGIES?
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FRIENDSHIP IS
BETTER THAN WEDGIES!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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AAAH!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT
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GROUP AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...
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Grim: OH, POOH.
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WHAT IS IT NOW, GRIM?
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WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
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WHEN YOU SAID WE
WERE GOING TO A MALL,
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT
WE WOULD SEE PEOPLE
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BEING TORN LIMB FROM
LIMB BY A FEROCIOUS BEAST.
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NOT THIS!
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DON'T GET YOUR ROBE IN A BUNCH.
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WE'RE ONLY HERE TO
GET BILLY SOME SOCKS.
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SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS!
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SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS!
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WHERE'S THE SOCKS?!
GIVE ME THE SOCKS!
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I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
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HOW A BOY CAN WEAR THROUGH
SO MANY PAIRS OF SOCKS.
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UH, HE DOESN'T WEAR
THEM, HE EATS THEM.
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BUT... OH, NEVER MIND.
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I REALLY DON'T THINK
I WANT TO KNOW.
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DUH, SOCKS AHOY!
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GANG WAY!
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UHH... SWEET MAMA.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT SOME TACOS?
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NO.
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ERIS.
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ERIS? WHAT THE HECK
KIND OF FOOD IS THAT?
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NO, NOT FOOD... GODDESS.
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[SCREAMING]
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SO, WHO IS THIS ERIS?
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SHE BE ERIS, GODDESS
OF DISCORD AND CHAOS.
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SHE'S HOT.
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WELL, DON'T LOOK NOW, CASANOVA,
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HERE SHE COMES.
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OH, HOW DO ME LOOK?
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IS MY HAIR OK?
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DOES MY BREATH SMELL?
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WHAT DO ME DO?
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OH, WHAT SHOULD ME SAY?
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I THINK ME GOING TO FAINT.
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GRIM, JUST ACT COOL.
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RIGHT.
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HEY, GRIM.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE TOTALLY TUBULAR.
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THAT'S MALL TALK FOR GOOD.
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SO, WHEN DID YOU HAVE A KID?
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UH, WHAT KID?
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I AM NOT GRIM'S KID.
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I AM MANDY.
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AND I TRICKED YOUR PAL GRIM HERE
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INTO BEING MY BEST FRIEND
AND TOADY FOR ALL TIME.
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LIKE, IS THAT SO?
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LIKE, YES, IT IS.
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OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE
THIS KID'S PET?!
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KINDA.
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THAT IS, LIKE, SO
TOTALLY RADICAL!
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[HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING]
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THAT IS SO TOTALLY GNARLY
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THAT YOU TRICKED OLD GRIMMY
INTO BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND!
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FOREVER!
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DON'T RUB IT IN.
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WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN ME
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IN CAUSING SOME
CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION?
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YES, YES, I WOULD.
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LIKE, FAR OUT.
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OH, UH, ERIS?
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LIKE, YEAH?
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WOULDN'T YOU RATHER, UM,
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LIKE, GET A MILK SHAKE
OR SOMETHING WITH ME?
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GRIM, ARE YOU, LIKE,
TOTALLY HITTING ON ME?
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WELL, I... OH, LIKE,
GROTTY TO THE MAX.
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YOU ARE SO, LIKE, BAG YOUR FACE,
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GAG ME WITH A SPOON, GNARLY.
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SO, IS THAT A YES?
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GRIM, LIKE, DON'T
YOU KNOW I AM, LIKE,
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TOTALLY AFTER, LIKE, ONE GUY?
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WHO THAT? HIM!
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Grim: OH, OF COURSE... ADONIS.
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HOW CLICHE.
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WELL, WHAT THAT GUY
GOT THAT I DON'T GOT?!
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LIKE, UH, SKIN FOR STARTERS.
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LIKE, LATER.
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YEAH, LIKE, LATER.
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AHH... YEAH, LIKE, LATER.
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[SNIFF]
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RIPE.
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NOW, THEN,
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THE FIRST AND ONLY
RULE OF DOING THIS IS
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EVERYBODY IS A TARGET.
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TAKE, FOR EXAMPLE, THAT GUY.
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AN INNOCENT... THE PERFECT MARK.
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BEHOLD, THE GOLDEN APPLE,
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SOURCE OF ALL MY CHAOTIC MAGIC.
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NOW, A SIMPLE TOSS
OF THE APPLE AND...
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ADEQUATE.
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HAND IT OVER.
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AAH!
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VIOLA.
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HMM, SKATEBOARD RIDE
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INTO PERPETUAL FALL
DOWN UP ESCALATOR.
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NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
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YES, THAT'S COMEDY.
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HMM... I SEE TARGET.
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WHERE?
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LIKE, RIGHT HERE, BABY!
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FIRST RULE, BABY...
EVERYBODY IS A TARGET.
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AH HA HA HA HA.
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[GROWLS]
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I ADMIT,
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IT WAS, LIKE, A
TOTALLY LONG SET UP
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BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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LIKE, SO LONG, SUCKER! HA HA HA.
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SHE GET YOU.
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YEP.
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HEY, GUYS,
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I FINISHED MY GROCERY SHOPPING!
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WHAT DO YOU...
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HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRIM?
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HE WAS DISSED BY ERIS,
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GODDESS OF DISCORD AND CHAOS.
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EW! GRIM'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
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GRIM'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
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♪ GRIM AND ERIS
SITTING IN A TREE ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G... THAT'S IT.
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HEY, GUYS, WANT
TO GO SEE A MOVIE?
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MOVIE!
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WHATEVER.
254
00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:33,583
GOOD. I'll MEET YOU THERE.
255
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,333
HEY, ERIS.
256
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,500
BACK FOR MORE ABUSE, PAPOOSE?
257
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,875
ACTUALLY, I JUST RAN INTO ADONIS
258
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,042
IN THE MOVIE THEATER.
259
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,458
HE SAID THAT HE,
LIKE, TOTALLY DIGS YOU,
260
00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:47,792
AND IF YOU FEEL THE SAME,
261
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,125
YOU SHOULD MEET HIM IN THERE.
262
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,125
TOTALLY.
263
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,417
ADONIS?!
264
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,208
OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!
265
00:13:55,917 --> 00:13:56,833
ADONIS?
266
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,250
IT SURE IS DARK IN HERE.
267
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,417
I HOPE I CAN FIND...
OH, THERE HE IS.
268
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,000
I'D RECOGNIZE HIS
SUAVE LOCKS ANYWHERE.
269
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:08,208
LIKE, HEY, ADONIS,
BABE, HOW ABOUT KISS?
270
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,125
AAH!
271
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,875
AAH!
272
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,125
[PANTING]
273
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:19,833
LIKE, FIRST RULE, ERIS.
274
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,000
AAH!
275
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,875
FIRST RULE... I RULE.
276
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:29,458
YOU OK, BONEHEAD?
277
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,458
I'VE NEVER WASHED
THIS CHEEKBONE.
278
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,042
NOW I NEVER WILL.
279
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:39,083
EWW, KISSING IS GROSS!
280
00:14:39,167 --> 00:14:41,417
ANYONE FOR A
HOT-BUTTERED SWEAT SOCK?
281
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,625
[HUMMING]
282
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:00,750
AH.
283
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,083
Billy: HI, GRIM.
284
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:15,417
OOH!
285
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:22,375
NO! YOU ARE NOT
TO TOUCH THIS BOOK.
286
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:25,083
IT IS NOT MEANT FOR
THE EYES OF THE LIVING.
287
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:29,125
IS THE OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATED
HANDBOOK OF THE UNDERWORLD.
288
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,976
[SIGHS]
289
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,083
Mandy: GRIM.
290
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:38,875
IT'S TIME FOR THAT
MANICURE YOU PROMISED ME.
291
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,042
LET'S GO.
292
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,292
WHAT, NOW?
293
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:45,042
BUT I WAS JUST
GETTING INTO MY... NOW.
294
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,708
[SIGHS]
295
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,125
FINE.
296
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,144
[GRUMBLING] EVERY TIME I TRY
TO DO SOMETHING AROUND HERE...
297
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:53,958
HEE HEE HEE!
298
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:55,167
LATER, BILLY.
299
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,250
YEAH! WAHOO!
300
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,292
AHH!
301
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,000
OOH!
302
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:27,042
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
303
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,645
[GRUMBLING] "GRIM,
GIVE ME A MANICURE."
304
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,042
EVERY TIME I TRY
TO DO SOMETHING...
305
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,042
MM-HMM.
306
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,167
UH-HUH.
307
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,417
ADEQUATE.
308
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,417
NEXT.
309
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,417
[BILLY YELLS]
310
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,083
THAT SOUNDED LIKE BILLY.
311
00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:41,417
HIS BUTT MUST BE STUCK
IN THE COOKIE JAR AGAIN.
312
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,042
THE BAD BOOK!
313
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,018
STUPID BOY.
314
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:47,000
HE'S PROBABLY FINE.
315
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:55,958
YOU, RIDICULOUS HOODED ONE.
316
00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,833
GIVE ME YOUR SCYTHE.
317
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,333
HUH? MY SCYTHE? WHAT FOR?
318
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,458
I REQUIRE IT TO OPEN AN
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
319
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:07,625
THAT I MAY SUMMON MY
MASTER, YOGG SAWHAW.
320
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,708
YOGG SAWHAW?
321
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,542
IS THAT SOME SORT OF YOGURT?
322
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:16,375
FOOL! HE IS AN ENTITY FAR
BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.
323
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,417
YOU WILL GIVE ME THE SCYTHE.
324
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,833
I WILL DO NO SUCH THING, BILLY.
325
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,976
THEN... SUFFER.
326
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
[WHISTLING]
327
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:33,750
BOY, YOU SURE SHOWED HIM.
328
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,083
I MUST GET THE BOOK BACK SO I
CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS.
329
00:17:37,167 --> 00:17:40,708
OBVIOUSLY, BILLY'S TOO POWERFUL
FOR YOU TO TAKE ON NOW, GRIM.
330
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,625
ALONE, ANYWAY.
331
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,667
[RINGING]
332
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,417
HELLO? YEAH.
333
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,583
COME ON OVER.
334
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,375
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
335
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,458
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?
336
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,125
NOTHING, YOU LUNATIC.
337
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,042
[CHAIN SAW BUZZING]
338
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,333
LIAR.
339
00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,250
MM-HMM.
340
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,125
MMM!
341
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,833
MM-HMM.
342
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:11,250
HA HA HA HA!
343
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:18,917
HA HA HA HA!
344
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,000
OH, HAROLD.
345
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,292
EH?
346
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:31,292
HUH?
347
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:34,000
YAH!
348
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,958
[BOTH SCREAMING]
349
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,083
[SMACK]
350
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,500
OHH.
351
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,125
[YELLS]
352
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:48,125
THERE'S MORE WHERE
THAT CAME FROM, PRINCESS.
353
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,833
HA HA HA HA!
354
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,625
TEACH YOU TO MESS
WITH THE LIVING.
355
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:58,000
[SCREAMING]
356
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,583
HOSS, THIS IS NOT
WHAT I CALLED YOU FOR.
357
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,167
GRIM IS NOT THE PROBLEM.
358
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,958
HUH.
359
00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,167
WELL, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM THEN?
360
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,125
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
361
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,208
MAYBE THAT.
362
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,976
SO, IT'S NOT NORMALLY
LIKE THAT, HUH?
363
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,042
YOU KIDS STAY CLOSE BEHIND ME.
364
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,167
I'll DO THE TALKING.
365
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,833
ALL RIGHT, EVIL. THERE'S
A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
366
00:19:47,542 --> 00:19:52,976
EWW. OH, YEAH. THIS DEFINITELY
LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF YOGG.
367
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,750
YOGG IS A SUPERNATURAL
BEING FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION.
368
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,875
BAD STUFF'S GOING TO GO DOWN.
369
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:03,875
Billy: AH HA HA HA HA!
370
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,208
LOOK BELOW.
371
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,000
[YELLING]
372
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,625
HUH?
373
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,375
OHH.
374
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,458
HA HA HA HA!
375
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:28,500
YOU'LL SOON LEARN
RESPECT, LITTLE ONE.
376
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:29,583
HUH?
377
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:37,875
THE ONLY WAY TO SEAL THE PORTAL
IS TO THROW THE BOOK ITSELF INTO IT.
378
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:44,125
HA HA HA HA!
379
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,875
OK. LATER, BILLY.
380
00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:49,125
[BILLY YELLS]
381
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,250
[GROANS]
382
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,083
GREAT WORK, KID.
383
00:20:58,167 --> 00:21:00,708
YOU SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD
FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION.
384
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:03,125
YOU DO, UH, REALIZE THAT
YOU'VE SENTENCED BILLY
385
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:06,144
TO AN ETERNITY IN ANOTHER
DIMENSION THOUGH, RIGHT?
386
00:21:06,168 --> 00:21:08,167
WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES.
387
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:13,625
THEY DIDN'T WANT ME.
388
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:17,042
WELL, I GUESS THAT
MAKES YOU A TOTAL LOSER.
389
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,333
HA HA HA HA HA.
390
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,958
[GRIM, HOSS LAUGHING]
391
00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:24,018
HA HA HA.
392
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,250
I AM A LOSER.
393
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,125
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