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HaHaHaHa!

SOMETIMES YOU DRINK THE MILK SOMETIMES THE MILK DRINKS YOU.

[JAPANESE ACCENT] AND NOW... HA HA...

OUR MOST HONORABLE GUEST

THE CAST IRON STOMACH, BILLY-O!

HI-YEE-AH!

HI, EVERYBODY!

GET OUT YOUR MIXING BOWLS AND SPOONS AND STUFF,

'CAUSE TONIGHT I REVEAL MY SECRET RECIPE FOR...

BILLY'S FAMOUS SUPER GONZO COOKIES!

HOO HOO HOO! OH, VERY, VERY GOOD.

OK, FIRST THING... POTATO CHIPS.

NEXT, PORK WIZ...

DONKIE DONUTS... TEENIE WEENIES!

STRAWBERRY GRUNTIES! MMM!

BRAVO, BILLY! YOU'RE VERY CLEVER BOY.

GUT BOMB, PICKLE LOAF, HEAD CHEESE,

CHOCOLATE SYRUP, GRAPE SODA, AND PIE!

OH, VERY GOOD!

OK. YOU GOT TO MIX IT.

ALL DONE! NOTHING TO IT.

UH, BUT, BILLY,

AREN'T YOU GOING TO BAKE THE COOKIES?

[SNORTS] I'M NOT ALLOWED TO USE THE OVEN ANYMORE,

BUT I LOVE TO EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH!

[GRUNTING]

Grim: BILLY!

BILLY! WAKE UP!

GET UP, STUPID.

AAAH!

YOU WERE ONLY DREAMING.

OOH! THEN I DIDN'T REALLY MAKE COOKIE DOUGH OUT OF TONS OF JUNK FOOD

AND THEN EAT IT TILL I GOT DIZZY AND PASSED OUT?

[LAUGHING]

Mandy: BILLY.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LAY OFF THE JUNK FOOD.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO YOU.

[RUMBLING]

I THINK I'M GONNA HURL.

[RETCHING LOUDLY]

OHHH... I'M SICK.

GRIM,

DO YOU KNOW A REMEDY FOR TOXIC JUNK FOOD SYNDROME?

LET ME THINK.

TRY GRANNY'S FAMOUS RECIPE.

IT'LL CLEAN THE BARNACLES RIGHT OFF YOUR BEACH BUM.

MY GRANNY'S OLD RECIPE WOULD FIX HIM RIGHT UP.

OH, WE HAVE NO SCREAMING MIMIS.

WE CAN'T MAKE THE REMEDY WITHOUT SCREAMING MIMIS.

I GUESS BILLY WILL JUST HAVE TO SUFFER.

HA HA HA HA!

AND WHERE DO WE GET SCREAMING MIMIS?

WE WOULD NEED A DIMENSIONAL RIFT

TO OPEN UP RIGHT HERE IN THIS KITCHEN.

[DISTANT THUNDER]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

WHERE ARE WE, GRIM?

SOME OUTER-DIMENSIONAL BOG...

JUST THE PLACE TO FIND SCREAMING MIMIS!

HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

SHH! GRIM.

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S COMING FROM OVER THERE.

BINGO.

[ALL LAUGHING]

AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

OHHH!

TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NEVER BETTER!

'CEPT... I GOT THIS ITCH ON MY BACK

THAT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET AT.

LET ME SEE.

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

SCRATCH IT, MANDY! SCRATCH IT!

OOH, OOH, OOH! HEY!

[GASPS]

OH, BARF.

WHAT IS IT? OOH!

Mandy: MAYBE IT'S A ZIT.

LET'S POKE IT.

HEE HEE HEE HEE! THAT TICKLES!

THAT PIMPLE IS STARING AT US.

I HATE THAT.

WHAT THE... OH, HELLO THERE, LITTLE FELLA.

MY NAME IS BILLY.

WHAT'S YOURS?

YOP YOP!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

YOP YOP?

WHAT A FUNNY NAME.

THAT'S A NASTY-LOOKING PARASITE, BILLY.

HEY! ISN'T HE CUTE?

ARE YOU INSANE?

HE'S A WART WITH TEETH!

WELL, I LIKE HIM.

[RASPBERRY]

ARE YOU HUNGRY, YOP YOP?

ME, TOO. LET'S GO EAT.

YOP!

I DON'T GET IT.

GRANNY'S FORMULA SHOULD HAVE EXPELLED

ALL OF THE TOXINS IN BILLY'S BODY.

HOW ABOUT SOME SUGARY TREATS

WITH LOTS OF LARD AND PRESERVATIVES?

YOP YOP!

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

SNACKS SHOULD BE CONSUMED IN FRONT OF A TV WHENEVER POSSIBLE.

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHS]

YOP YOP!

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOUR GRANNY HAS A ANTIDOTE

FOR HER REMEDY?

WELL, OF COURSE I DO, CHILD!

GIVE HIM GRANNY'S HEEBIE-JEEBIE JUICE.

[CACKLES]

Billy: SNACK TRAIN COMING THROUGH!

WOO WOO!

[RASPBERRY]

OOH! THIS TIME WE GET ALL THE FOOD GROUPS:

SALTY, GREASY, STICKY, AND GOOEY!

GIVE IT TO HIM.

RIGHT. Grim: BILLY!

WE'RE BUSY, GRIM.

WE WANT YOU TO DRINK THIS.

SORRY, GRIM. NO CAN DO.

I'll HOLD HIM DOWN.

AAAH! AAAH!

COME HERE, YOU.

TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE.

[WHIMPERING]

NOW YOU'VE REALLY HAD IT!

EEEYAH!

[GRUNTING LOUDLY]

YOP YOP?

HE'S GOING INTO THE LIVING ROOM.

YOP YOP!

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MUTANT FRECKLE!

[SNICKERS]

AH HA!

NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE GOITER.

AH! OH!

AAAH!

GET HIM OFF ME!

[GRUNTING]

Mandy: OH, YOP YOP,

I HAVE CHERRY SODA WITH NO NATURAL INGREDIENTS.

AAAH!

DON'T DRINK IT, LITTLE BUDDY!

[LOUD BURP]

AW, RATS.

WANTED THAT SODA.

HEY... YOP YOP DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.

DUMP IT.

SO LONG, BUDDY.

[SNIFFLES]

YOP YOP!

AH, CHEER UP, GRIM.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FUN ON THIS FIELD TRIP.

YOU MIGHT SEE SOMEONE YOU KNOW

IN THE MUMMY EXHIBIT.

HEE HEE! MUMMIES! HEH HEE HEE HEE!

HEY, I'M HOSS DELGADO.

WANNA KNOW WHERE I COME FROM?

WELL, ON THE RAINY, STORMY, FOGGY NIGHTS

WHEN THE SINISTER FORCES OF EVIL ARE LOOSE,

HOSS DELGADO RIDES INTO TOWN TO CLEAN UP.

INSENSITIVE JERK.

I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY GHOSTS.

HAUNTED BY GNOME RATS,

AND SLAPPED BY VAMPIRES.

I THINK I'VE EARNED A FREE HOTDOG.

THE MOTHER LODE OF SUPERNATURAL TERROR!

HEY, YOU WANT THE WIENER OR NOT?

Man: THIS LINT IS FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON'S NAVEL.

TRY NOT TO GET TOO EXCITED, KIDS.

WE'VE GOT 3 MORE LINT GALLERIES TO SEE!

LET'S GO!

[GROWLS]

WE'RE CHECKING OUT THE DINOSAURS.

[LAUGHING]

DON'T TELL ANYONE.

WHERE YOU GOING?

WELL... WE'RE GOING TO THE DINOSAURS!

BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.

SCOUT'S HONOR.

HEY, WAIT FOR ME!

LOOK AT THIS NAPKIN!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CREATURE?

HE'S FRIENDS WITH BILLY AND MANDY.

THE CREATURE MUST HAVE SOME HOLD ON THE CHILDREN.

OK, GRIM, MAKE 'EM DANCE.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

MAKE 'EM DANCE, HEE!

♪ OH, WE WOULD ♪ LIKE TO SAVE THE OCEAN

♪ COVER OUR ROUGH SKIN WITH LOTION ♪

♪ BUT WE CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE'RE EXTINCT ♪

♪ WE'D LOVE TO TOAST A BAGEL ♪

♪ LOOK AT PAINTINGS MADE BY NAGEL ♪

♪ BUT WE CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE'RE EXTINCT ♪

♪ IT STINKS BEING EXTINCT

♪ WE CAN'T DANCE OR SING A WINK ♪

♪ WE CAN'T DRIVE A CAR OR USE A BATHROOM SINK ♪

HE'S RAISING AN UNHOLY ARMY OF SINGING DINOSAURS.

I'll FIX HIS WAGON.

♪ ...FIND A HAT, BUT WE CAN'T ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE EX...

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUB?

NAME'S DELGADO.

[SNIFF]

HOSS DELGADO.

SPECTRAL EXTERMINATOR!

HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT!

SORRY, THIS ONE WON'T MISS.

[THUD]

YOU'RE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING, PAL.

[RASPBERRY]

LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE A HEAVY DOSE OF ECTOPLASM.

I'M SENDING YOU BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

REALLY?

WELL... YEAH!

OH, HAPPY DAY! HA HA HA!

FIRE AWAY, MAN.

NO, NO, NO, WAIT. THIS IS MY GOOD SIDE.

OK.

TODAY, MAN!

AREN'T YOU HOLDING THEM KIDS HOSTAGE?

THOSE BEASTS?! I'M THEIR HOSTAGE.

YOU?

HA HA HA!

CONGRATULATIONS ON BRINGING SUCH A BIG-TIME CRITTER TO HIS KNEES.

I'M KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU,

SO WATCH YOUR STEP.

WHO THE HECK WAS THAT GUY?

HO-HO, MY DARLING, LIZ,

YOU LOOK DELICIOUS TODAY.

HO HO.

JACQUE, YOU SHOULD SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THOSE TEETH.

OH, YES, I...

ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH, MY DEAR.

JACQUE?!

[GROWLING]

AH-ROO!

HEY, HOSER!

LET'S ROCK.

[YELP]

Billy: NO, NO, NO, NO!

DON'T LEAVE ME.

QUIT, REJECT.

I'M ONLY GOING TO BE GONE UNTIL TOMORROW.

I'M SO ALONE.

[SOBBING]

I'M SURE WE'LL BE FINE WITHOUT MANDY FOR A DAY.

SHUT UP!

Dad: OK, MANDY, TIME TO GO.

BILLY, THANKS FOR HOUSE-SITTING WHILE WE'RE AWAY.

WE'LL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS

IF NOTHING'S BROKEN WHEN WE GET HOME.

PLEASE, DON'T GO.

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DIRTY MONEY.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BILLY.

GRIM, I'M LONELY.

MAN'S LONELINESS IS BUT HIS FEAR OF LIFE.

NOW, BEAT IT. I'M BUSY.

BUT I MISS MANDY.

[SOBBING]

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

[SOBBING]

ALL RIGHT.

[STOPS SOBBING]

SHOW ME YOUR TOYS.

THESE ARE ALL THE TOYS I HAVE.

OK, LET'S GET TO IT THEN.

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU A NEW MANDY SO YOU WON'T BE SO LONELY.

YAY!

HOW? I AM THE GRIM REAPER, MAN.

I POSSESS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

IT'S ALL HERE IN THE DESTRUCTION MANUAL.

NOW, HOW TO CREATE A LITTLE GIRL FOR A SWEET LITTLE BILLY.

FIRST, WE NEED A HEAD THAT LOOKS LIKE MANDY'S.

EASY.

MR. GOURDHEAD.

UH, LET'S LOSE THE MUSTACHE AND NOSE PIECE, SHALL WE?

OKEY-DOKEY.

AND NOW WE'LL NEED SOMETHING FOR ARMS.

OK.

ARMS.

TWO LEGS.

TWO LEGS.

OH, BOY. WHAT ELSE, GRIM?

UH, HAIR.

HAIR. OK.

AH, YES. THE MOUTH.

HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW? MANDY NEVER SMILES.

I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

YAY!

NOW, STEP ASIDE.

♪ BOOM CHOCKA-LOCKA, LOCKA LOCKA LOOM, LOCKA LOOM, BAH CHOCKA-LOCKA... ♪

SHE'S NOT ALIVE.

[SCREAMING]

Grim: BILLY, COME OUT AND MEET YOUR NEW FRIEND, MANDY.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.

GO AWAY.

BILLY, DON'T BE RUDE.

HELLO.

YOU PLAY.

PLAY NOW!

YEAH, SURE.

OK.

TV man: I'M AFRAID THAT SHE... SHE DIED OF A BROKEN HEART.

OK, NEW MANDY. LET'S PLAY TAG.

I GOT YOU TAGGED. YOU'RE IT.

HEE HEE HEE.

HEY.

[WAILING]

PLAY, PLAY.

UH, NO.

THESE ARE EXPENSIVE CRAYONS.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!

HEY, GIVE ME THAT BACK.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY!

[WAILING]

OK, GANG. DINNER TIME.

[WAILING]

OH, THESE KIDS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.

GOOD NIGHT, GRIM.

GOOD NIGHT, BILLY.

SHE GOING TO SLEEP?

THE NEW MANDY DOESN'T NEED TO SLEEP.

SHE'LL BE UP WATCHING YOU ALL NIGHT.

OH. OK, MANDY.

GIVE BILLY A KISS GOOD NIGHT.

[ROARS]

UH, LEAVE THE LIGHT ON.

NIGHT-NIGHT.

[SLAM]

[GASPS]

PLAY! PLAY!

BILLY.

[SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP]

[BILLY SCREAMS]

HA HA HA.

Grim: BILLY. BILLY, IT'S OK.

YOU WERE DREAMING.

WH-WHERE IS SHE?

I'll SHOW YOU.

SHE'S DOWNSTAIRS OUTSIDE

WAITING FOR YOU TO GO PLAY WITH HER.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.

YEAH.

HEY, LOOK!

THE REAL MANDY.

YAY! MANDY'S BACK!

PLAY, PLAY.

MANDY!

[GASPS]

OK. WHO ARE YOU?

HI. I'M MANDY. WANT TO PLAY?

NO, THANKS.

PLAY, PLAY, PLAY.

AND BY THE WAY...

I'M MANDY.

GOOD-BYE, NEW MANDY.

I'M SURE YOU'RE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW.

[SOBBING] YEAH.

OH, PLEASE. YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE IT.

WELL, I LOVE FUNERALS,

BUT IT'S GETTING TO BE THAT TIME.

COME ON, GUYS. LET'S SEE WHAT'S ON TV.

[SNIFFLE]

SO LONG.

PLAY!

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