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HaHaHaHa!
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AVERT YOUR EYES.
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AAH!
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SPENCER, YOU'RE BACK!
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AAH!
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I KNOW. I LOVE YOU, TOO,
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BUT IT'S A FORBIDDEN LOVE.
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WHAT? NO!
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Woman: WHAT WILL WE DO?
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Spencer: AAH!
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YEAH. I'll LOVE YOU FOREVER!
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NO! EAT HER! DON'T HUG HER!
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AAH!
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I AM A MUMMY MADE
OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE! SPOOKY, HUH?
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I CAN'T SEE!
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HOLD STILL. OK.
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HI. IT'S ME AGAIN...
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ATROCIA, YOUR PERSONAL
HOSTESS OF HORROR,
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BRINGING YOU AN ALL-NIGHT
HALLOWEEN SCARATHON.
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ATROCIA, YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART.
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GOOD THING I'VE GOT 3
OR 4 MORE IN THE FREEZER.
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AAH!
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LET'S GO GET SOME CANDY, PEOPLE.
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HEY, MANDY, WHAT ARE
YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
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I AM A RUTHLESS,
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HIGH-PRICED
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.
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THEN, WHAT'S WITH THE CLAWS?
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THEY'RE FOR RENDING HUMAN FLESH.
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[IMITATING GHOST HOWLING]
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AAH!
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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HO HO HO! HO HO HO!
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THIS HOUSE IS TOO SCARY.
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BAH! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SCARY
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IF IT CAME UP AND
ATE YOUR FACES OFF.
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OVERDONE IS BOUND TO
HAVE JUMBO CANDY BARS.
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JUMBO CANDY BARS?!
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TRICK OR TREAT!
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WHY DON'T YOU STAY
HERE WITH YOUR COUSIN?
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I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO
OLD FOR TRICK-OR-TREATING.
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[SCOFFS]
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ATROCIA?
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MMM. CHICKEN WING!
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HEY! THAT OTHER GUY
IS MOVING IN ON MY LADY.
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ONE MORE HOUSE, THEN
STRAIGHT TO BED, GREGORY.
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THANKS, MOMMY.
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EXCUSE ME. DO YOU
HAVE A BANDAGE?
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BECAUSE I SCRAPED MY
KNEE FALLING FOR YOU.
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AAH!
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I... I THOUGHT YOU
WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. I...
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GREGORY, YOU SCARED
THE CANNOLI OUT OF ME.
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OH! NOW, LET'S GET
YOU INTO BED, SWEETIE.
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BUT YOU LOOKED
LIKE ATROCIA, AND...
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EXCELLENT. 2 BLAMMO
BARS AND A SOUR BEEFY.
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I GOT THE ROCK.
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HEY, WHERE'S GRIM?
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THERE HE IS.
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HEY, GRIM. LET'S GO, BUDDY.
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I'M YOUR BUDDY?
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YEAH! WE'RE AMIGOS
FOREVER, REMEMBER?
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BILLY, THAT'S NOT GRIM.
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OH, GRIM'S MY BESTEST FRIEND!
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WHATEVER.
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YOU'RE HURTING ME.
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♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
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OOH, I LOVE BUBBLES!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OH, GREGORY, HONEY,
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ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH YOUR
BATHY-WATHY, GREGGY-WEGGY?
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OH!
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GIVE ME A MINUTE, WOMAN.
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THIS SO-CALLED BATHING
IS KIND OF ENJOYABLE.
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HEY, MANDY, GRIM'S
BETTER THAN EVER.
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THAT'S NOT GRIM.
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GRIM GAVE ME A CANDY BAR.
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WHAT MAKES YOU
SO SURE THAT'S GRIM?
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YES!
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UH, I'M JUST WONDERING
HOW GRIM GOT SO SHORT.
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BUT HE'S GOT A SCARY
FACE JUST LIKE GRIM'S,
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SO I WIN. HE'S GRIM.
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I HOPE MY LITTLE MAN'S
ALL NICE AND CLEAN.
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LOOK, LADY. I'M NOT
WHO YOU THINK I AM.
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NOW, GREGORY, DON'T YOU
WANT TO TAKE THAT MASK OFF
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WHILE I READ YOU
A BEDTIME STORY?
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BEDTIME STORY?
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OH, CAN I WEAR IT
JUST A BIT LONGER?
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WELL, IT IS HALLOWEEN.
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YAY!
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MOMMY LOVES HER LITTLE MUNCHKIN.
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YES, SHE DOES.
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OK. I'll TRADE YOU
ONE CHOCOLATE EAR.
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FOR 2 TWIZZLE POPS.
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OOH! OOH! GIVE IT HERE!
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SINCE YOU ARE NOW GRIM
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AND THEREFORE HAVE NO STOMACH,
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I CLAIM ALL OF YOUR CANDY.
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[SOBBING]
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AW, SEE WHAT YOU DID, MANDY?
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YOU MADE GRIM CRY.
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I'll LET YOU KNOW
WHEN I START TO CARE.
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[CRYING]
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HMM.
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I KNOW SOMETHING THAT WOULD
CHEER HIM UP! HEAD FOOTBALL!
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HUH?
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AND BILLY GOES
BACK FOR THE PASS!
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Mandy: BILLY. HUH?
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[SOBBING]
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GRIM CUT OFF SOME KID'S HEAD
AND STUCK IT ON HIS SHOULDERS!
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"POODIE AND YUM YUM LOVED
ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD.
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"THEY LOVED ELEPHANTS,
BUNNIES, AND CHICKENS,
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"AND EVEN THE LOWLY GIRAFFE.
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THE END."
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I LOVE YOU, GREGORY.
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I... I LOVE YOU, TOO... MOMMY.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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OH, DEAR. MORE
TRICK-OR-TREATERS.
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Mandy: EXCUSE ME. DOES
THIS BELONG TO YOU?
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AAH!
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MOMMY!
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GREGORY! BUT I... BUT YOU...
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BUT... BUT IF YOU'RE
GREGORY, THEN WHO IS...
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AAH! AAH!
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Atrocia: WELL, BOYS AND GHOULS,
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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW
NO MATTER HOW MUCH
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OF A TERRIBLE, UGLY
MONSTER YOU ARE,
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YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE YOU.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, KIDDIES.
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW.
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BAH, HUMBUG!
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6, 7, 8.
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HEE HEE!
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OH, YEAH! HEE HEE! YAY!
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I WIN! I WIN!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I WON!
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[CLUCKS, KISS KISS KISS]
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MMM! IT'S MINE. IT'S MINE.
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LOOK, MANDY. LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT.
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I'll BET YOU'RE
JEALOUS. LOOK AT YOU.
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YOU'RE SO JEALOUS THAT
YOUR EYES HURT SO MUCH
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THAT THEY'RE ABOUT TO
EXPLODE ON THE INSIDE,
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LEAVING YOU PHYSICALLY SCARRED
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LIKE SOME PUS-FILLED
MONSTER BLINDED FOR LIFE
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FROM THE JEALOUSY
YOU HAVE FOR ME!
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IN FACT, ALL THE SMARTEST SCIENTISTS
IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE AB...
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IT MEANS YOU GO TO JAIL.
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WHAT?
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[CRYING]
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GO TO JAIL?
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.
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YOU MEAN, I DON'T
GET A BIG HOUSE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT. I'll GET IT.
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[GASPS]
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UH, HONEY.
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YOU'RE BACK.
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ARE YOU FEELING OK?
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I'M WONDERFUL.
NEVER BEEN BETTER.
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I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE VACATION
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AFTER MY SKELETON EPISODE.
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DEAR,
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THERE'S SOMEONE
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
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THIS IS BILLY'S FRIEND GEORGE...
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OR GRIMY OR SOMETHING.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[ROARS]
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PLEASED TO MEET YOU, GRIM.
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THIS FOOD LOOKS MEDIOCRE.
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WHY, THANK YOU, MANDY.
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHAT HAPPENED.
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[MOUTH FULL] THIS
KID HAS THIS SPECIAL...
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[MUFFLED]
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BUT SHE DIDN'T
LISTEN. HEE HEE HEE.
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[MOUTH FULL] HE TOOK ONE BITE
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AND SPIT IT ALL OVER THIS WALL.
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EVERYONE STARTED
LAUGHING AT HIM.
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HA HA HA HA!
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THE JANITORS TRIED TO
SCRAPE IT OFF, BUT COULDN'T!
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HA HA HA HA!
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BILLY SAYS IT WAS OK.
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[GROWLS]
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[SWEETLY] MIND YOUR MANNERS.
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PLEASE ASK FOR
SOMEONE TO PASS THE SALT.
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MANDY, PLEASE PASS THE SALT?
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SO THEN ONE JANITOR SAID,
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"THIS LOOKS LIKE A
TOUGH ONE." HEE HEE!
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SO ALL THE KIDS STARTED
EATING IT OFF THE WALL.
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[SLURPS]
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AFTER, ALL THE KIDS GOT SICK,
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BUT NOT ME, AND I EVEN
WENT FOR SECONDS.
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I GUESS I SHOWED
THEM. HEE HEE! [SLURPS]
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YAAAH!
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WE DON'T PUT OUR
ELBOWS ON THE TABLE.
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I STILL THINK YOUR
MOM'S CRACKED.
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LIKE THE BACK END OF A PLUMBER.
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HONESTLY, MAN, I THINK THE
WOMAN HAS IT OUT FOR ME.
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LOOK, BILLY,
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SOMEONE'S SCARED
OF YOUR BIG BAD MOM.
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GRIM'S ABOUT AS GRIM AS ONE
OF THOSE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES.
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HEE HEE HEE! CUT THAT OUT!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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♪ GRIM'S A BIG BABY,
GRIM'S A BIG BABY ♪
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HEE HEE HEE!
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YOU'RE BOTH BEING OBNOXIOUS.
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SCARED OF BILLY'S MOM.
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS
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I WOULD BE TERRIFIED
OF ANYBODY'S MOTHER,
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BUT THAT'S JUST LAME.
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I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN
TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.
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Mom: HELLO, GRIMY.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
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IT'S PAYBACK TIME
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FOR CHASING ME OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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BUT...
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STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
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HE'S ALLERGIC TO THE UNDEAD.
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UH, MADAM, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND... OOH!
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OW! DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THAT MOP HAS BEEN?
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FOOLISH MORTAL.
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I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
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LET ME GIVE YOU A HINT.
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[TEETH CHATTER]
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Grim: ASK NOT FOR
WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.
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IT TOLLS FOR THEE.
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LET'S KICK IT UP A NOTCH.
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WHOA!
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[CRASH] HEY!
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YOU ALMOST HIT ME WITH THAT.
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NOW, WAS THAT
REALLY NECESS... OUCH!
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HEY! COME ON! OOH!
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IS THAT YOUR BEST SHOT?
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HEY! W-WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHO TURNED OFF
ALL THE... AH... AH...
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AH... CHOO!
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[PANTS, SNIFFS]
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[GROWLING]
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[MONKEY SCREECHES]
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Billy: MOM?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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UH... UM...
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WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOUR FRIEND GRIMY
244
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HAD A BIT OF AN ACCIDENT.
245
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,500
I WAS TRYING TO HELP POOR
GRIMY PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER.
246
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,083
PERHAPS YOU AND
MANDY CAN HELP GRIMY
247
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INTO THE GARBAGE CAN.
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ALAS. POOR GRIM.
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I KNEW HIM, BILLY.
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SHUT UP!
251
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OOPS.
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OUCH!
253
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GIVE ME THAT!
254
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,542
BILLY'S MOM SURE
DID A NUMBER ON YOU.
255
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SHE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE,
256
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,875
BUT SHE HAS NOT WON THE WAR!
257
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OW!
258
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[NUMBER DIALS, LINE RINGS]
259
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Recording: HI. THIS IS IRWIN.
260
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I CAN'T COME TO THE
PHONE RIGHT NOW.
261
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I'M IN-IN- INDISPOSED.
262
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,083
BUT YOU CAN LEAVE A
MESSAGE AT THE BEEP.
263
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:08,083
[BEEP] HEY, IRWIN,
ARE YOU THERE?
264
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,375
IT'S ME... BILLY.
265
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,375
IF YOU'RE THERE,
PICK UP THE PHONE.
266
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,000
ANSWER THE PHONE, IRWIN!
267
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,375
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!
268
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,375
IRWIN? IRWIN!
269
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:20,458
IRWIN, IRWIN,
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN...
270
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,583
[DRAWS DEEP BREATH]
IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN, IRWIN...
271
00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:33,083
I BET YOU'RE NOT
INDISPOSED AT ALL, IRWIN.
272
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,542
I BET YOU'RE JUST SITTING
ON THE... [DIAL TONE]
273
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,875
HMM. GUESS HE'S NOT THERE.
274
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,250
HEY, MOM, WILL YOU
FIX ME A JELLY SANDWICH
275
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,875
WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND
PICKLES AND FISH STICKS
276
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AND SOME OF THOSE LITTLE
WIENERS AND KETCHUP
277
00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:49,333
AND BOLOGNA AND BANANAS AND TOFU
278
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:51,875
AND TUNA AND PIG
KNUCKLES AND... MOM?
279
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,250
MOM? HEY, MOM?
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00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,250
WHERE ARE YOU?
281
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,250
A SANDWICH HERE!
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00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,875
STRANGE.
283
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:05,125
FIRST IRWIN IS MISSING,
NOW MOM. [GASPS]
284
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:09,583
YOU IN THERE, MOM?
285
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:13,583
MAYBE THE WHOLE WORLD
HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS,
286
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:15,583
'CEPT ME!
287
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,018
I WONDER IF THEY GOT DAD.
288
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:20,018
DAD? HEY, DAD!
289
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,018
ARE YOU IN THE GARAGE?
290
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,018
HEY, DADDIO?
291
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:27,625
WHERE ARE YOU?
292
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:31,083
HEY, DAD, I'M PLAYING WITH
THE POWER TOOLS. OK, THANKS.
293
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:45,083
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!
294
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,167
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
295
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,500
Grim: WHAT'S THE RUCKUS?
296
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,708
GRIM! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING ON THE ROOF?
297
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,083
I'M BLEACHING MY BONES, MAN.
298
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,708
DIG MY PEARLY WHITES.
299
00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:00,083
ONE COCONUT FIZZ.
300
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,708
MARVELOUS. THANK YOU.
301
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:05,125
OH, MY PRESSURE, YOUR LOWNESS.
302
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,083
[SLURPING]
303
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,833
Billy: GRIM!
304
00:17:07,917 --> 00:17:09,792
HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING
WITH YOUR SICKLE AGAIN?
305
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,417
[GASPS] WHERE'S MOM?
306
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,333
NO MORE COOKIES, BILLY.
307
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:16,000
Billy: AND DAD?
308
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,000
LEAVE YOUR MITTS
OFF MY POWER TOOLS.
309
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:22,375
Billy: AND MY BEST FRIEND IRWIN?
310
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,000
STOP CALLING ME, YOU DWEEB.
311
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,958
THAT'S IT! I'M TOO LATE!
312
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:31,292
[CRYING] STUPID IRWIN.
313
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,125
[GASPS]
314
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,417
BILLY, I NEVER
TOUCHED YOUR PARENTS.
315
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,417
BUT IF IT WASN'T YOU, THEN WHO?
316
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,417
[LOUD BURP]
317
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,958
MANDY! MANDY?
318
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:46,000
HANGING OUT IN THE ALLEY.
319
00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:49,000
FIGURES. [BURPS]
320
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,917
EXCUSE ME. MUST HAVE
BEEN SOMETHING I ATE.
321
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,125
GIRLS BURP, WHICH REMINDS ME,
322
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,458
I'M HAVING YOU FOR
DINNER TODAY, BILLY.
323
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,458
BE THERE AT 6:00.
YOU TOO, BONEHEAD.
324
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,083
[BURPS]
325
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,375
[TIRES SCREECH, CRASH]
326
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,375
NOW I KNOW WHERE EVERYONE WENT.
327
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,000
MANDY ATE 'EM FOR BREAKFAST,
328
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,083
AND SHE WANTS ME FOR DINNER!
329
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,417
YEP. SEEN THIS BEFORE.
330
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,042
I WONDER WHAT
SHE HAD IN THAT BOX.
331
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:21,042
PROBABLY A HEAD!
332
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:23,083
SHE'S SAVING IT FOR DESSERT!
333
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:26,333
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? AAH!
334
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,875
WHOA. SLOW DOWN, BILLY.
335
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,083
LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.
336
00:18:31,167 --> 00:18:33,083
FIRST, YOU NEED PROOF.
337
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,542
RIGHT. THE SMOKING GLOVE.
338
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,625
COME ON, GRIM.
339
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,958
Billy: GRIM!
340
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,042
SHH!
341
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,333
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MANDY'S TRASH.
342
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,000
BONES,
343
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,292
AND THEY'RE ALL YUCKY
AND COVERED WITH ANTS.
344
00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,583
THOSE ARE CHICKEN
BONES, YOU SIMP.
345
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,018
KNOW?
346
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:04,583
TRUST ME. I KNOW MY BONES.
347
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,583
AAAH!
348
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,018
SHH!
349
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,625
OVER HERE. [BONES CLATTER]
350
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,875
MMM.
351
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,250
[THUD]
352
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,208
BILLY, GET UP.
353
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,583
SHE ATE HIS BRAINS!
354
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,000
SHH!
355
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,917
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
356
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:33,917
HMM.
357
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,417
HEY, GRIM, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE WEIRD TIKI CRUD?
358
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:45,042
LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT
OF SOUTH-SEA SOIREE.
359
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,417
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
360
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,042
BUNCH OF CANNIBALS THROW A
PARTY TO EAT THE NEIGHBORS.
361
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,458
HUH? HUH?
362
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:52,792
QUICK, HIDE IN THOSE BUSHES.
363
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:55,708
Billy: CAREFUL WITH THAT SICKLE.
364
00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,000
[BOTH WHIMPER]
365
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,625
TIME TO THROW THE
SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE.
366
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,417
YEAH. HA HA HA HA!
367
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,750
YOU ARE DEFINITELY ON THE MENU.
368
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,875
[DOOR OPENS]
369
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:21,042
IT'S MANDY, AND
SHE'S GOT THE BOX.
370
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:22,125
BILLY!
371
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,417
Billy: MANDY!
372
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,625
BILLY, JUST ON TIME.
373
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,144
WHOSE HEAD IS IN THE
BOX, YOU CANNIBAL?
374
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:31,417
HEAD?
375
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,875
YAAAH!
376
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,000
AAAH!
377
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,667
WHEW.
378
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,042
AAAH!
379
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,083
[TRIBAL CHANTING]
380
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:03,042
HEY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE CAKE!
381
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,542
MMM!
382
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,792
[GASPS]
383
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,833
All: SURPRISE!
384
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,083
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILLY!
385
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:16,917
IT'S A BIRTHDAY TIKI
PARTY/LUAU THING, SON.
386
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,917
MOM, DAD, AND ALL MY FRIENDS,
387
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,917
YOU WEREN'T EATEN AFTER ALL,
388
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,917
EXCEPT... WHERE'S IRWIN?
389
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,458
[LOUD BURP]
390
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:31,375
[CRUNCH]
391
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,000
HMM. IRWIN'S GLASSES.
392
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,750
HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE GOT IN THERE?
393
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:40,125
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
394
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,583
[GASPS]
395
00:21:43,458 --> 00:21:47,911
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT
396
00:21:47,923 --> 00:21:51,458
GROUP AND U.S.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
397
00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:19,792
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