Original subtitles

HaHaHaHa!

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT,

I COULD BE YOU BY MORNING

DINOBONOIDS!

FRIENDSHIP PLAYED AN IMPORTANT ROLE

IN VANQUISHING OUR FOE.

YES, DR. GAYLORD. FRIENDSHIP IS GREAT.

I AGREE!

FRIENDSHIP IS A GOOD THING!

All: FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!

Dr. Gaylord: YEAH!

♪ FULL ON FRIENDSHIP, YEAH

Billy: MY DINOBONOIDIC SUPER FRISBOID.

FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!

Billy: ♪ FULL ON FRIENDSHIP ♪ FULL ON...

WOW!

THE SECRET LOST JUNKYARD OF ENDSVILLE.

HEY, FRISBOID, THERE YOU ARE!

[RUMBLING]

[CAR ALARM SOUNDING]

OK. LET'S GET BACK TO GRIM AND MANDY.

WELL, I FOUND HIS STUPID FRISBOID.

YEAH? WELL, HERE'S HIS DUMB DINOBONOID HELMET.

IT'S LAYING NEXT TO THIS GIANT SMOLDERING CRATER

THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY MADE BY AN EVIL YET POWERFUL FORCE

FROM THE FIERY CENTER OF THE EARTH'S CORE.

HMM. BILLY MUST'VE FALLEN IN.

OOH, HE MUST BE WRITHING

IN ALL SORTS OF AGONY AND EVIL TORMENT.

YEP.

[WHISTLES]

HMM. AGONY.

Grim: AAH!

OH, SHUT UP.

HEY! WHERE ARE WE? WHO LIVES HERE?

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

WELCOME TO THE CENTER OF THE WORLD.

MY NAME IS NERGAL,

AND YOU TWO LITTLE GUYS MUST BE BILLY AND MANDY.

FULL ON FRIENDSHIP! YEAH!

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, TOUGH GUY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW BILLY AND MANDY'S NAMES?

WELL, YOU SEE, GRIM,

I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU AND YOUR LITTLE PALS

FOR SOME TIME NOW HAVING FUN...

PLAYING GAMES WITH EACH OTHER

AND LAUGHING TOGETHER.

SO MUCH FRIENDLY FUN.

BUT, YOU KNOW, LIVING HERE ALONE IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

CAN GET VERY LONELY.

Nergal: THAT'S WHY, GRIM,

I'VE DECIDED I'M KEEPING THE KIDS AS MY FRIENDS...

FOREVER! HA HA HA HA HA!

WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?

I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR ON THIS.

EXACTLY HOW LONG DID YOU SAY

YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP THE KIDS?

FOREVER!

OK! HA HA HA HA!

Grim: FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!

FULL ON FREEDOM! HA HA HA HA HA!

OOH! FRIENDS! FRIENDS! FRIENDS!

NOW, WHAT SHALL WE PLAY FIRST?

OOH! I KNOW!

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, BILLY, LET IT RIP.

SAY, BILLY, INSTEAD OF PLAYING BASEBALL WITH THIS FREAK,

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE TRYING TO ESCAPE?

Nergal: ESCAPE? ESCAPE?

THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

WHO'S UP FOR SOME JUMP ROPE?

Billy: WOW! JUMP ROPE!

Grim: AHH. THIS IS THE LIFE. I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF.

DINOBONERDS, I'll SHOW YOU FULL ON FRIENDSHIP.

[TOY SQUEAKS]

I... LOVE... YOU.

FULL ON FRIENDSHIP, FULL ON FRIENDSHIP,

FULL ON FRIENDSHIP.

FRIENDSHIP, FRIENDSHIP, FRIENDSHIP,

FRIEND... FRIEND... FRIEND... [SQUEAKS]

FRIENDSHIP.

Nergal: 1,002,003, 1,002,004...

Mandy: CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE'S GETTING TIRED?

NONSENSE! WE'VE ONLY JUST STARTED.

MAYBE WE NEED TO GO A LITTLE FASTER.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, PAL?

EH... EH... AAH! AAH!

I WANT TO STOP!

NO. FASTER!

FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!

Grim: NOT SO FAST, NERGAL.

GRIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE HAD A...

SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, YOU SICK LITTLE FREAK.

ME AND THE KIDS ARE BEATING IT.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE RESCUING THE KIDS?

YEAH. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

UM, WELL, I'M JUST TAKING THEM WITH ME

SO I CAN EAT THEM LATER.

WHOA! GRIM IS SAVING US!

STOP THAT! I AM NOT!

I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER.

SO YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS.

WELL, LET'S JUST SEE ABOUT THAT THEN, SHALL WE?

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WHY, YOU...

ALL RIGHT.

THIS HAS GONE ON WAY TOO LONG.

OW! MY KNEE! MY KNEE! OW! AAH!

COME ON, BILLY, WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

YAY!

Grim: HEY, MANDY, THAT WAS A NEAT IDEA.

KICKING NERGAL IN THE SHIN LIKE THAT.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BRAIN.

SPEAKING OF NO BRAIN, I WONDER WHERE BILLY IS?

HEY, MANDY, THAT WAS A NEAT IDEA

KICKING NERGAL IN THE SHIN LIKE THAT.

SAY, DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR?

HEE HEE HEE HEE!

DISMISSED.

AHEM.

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS.

IT IS OUR MISSION AS PERSON SCOUTS

TO SELL THE MOST COOKIES

AND WIN THE ULTRA COOKIE BADGE.

THESE ARE YOUR WEAPONS:

ZESTY FLAVOR PIES;

CREAM-FILLED HEIDI HO'S;

FUDGY FUDGE CAKES;

AND CHOCOLATE STINKY DOODIES.

EVERY BOX IS DELICIOUS AND IRRESISTIBLE.

ABOVE ALL, YOU MUST BE CUTE AND ADORABLE.

THIS IS HUMILIATING.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

NOW GO SELL SOME COOKIES.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

IT'S THE PERSON SCOUTS.

AND I'll BET YOU'RE SELLING COOKIES.

THAT'S RIGHT, MISTER.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

OH, I WAS A PERSON SCOUT MYSELF ONCE.

I'M HUNGRY.

SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BUY SOME, MISTER?

WELL, SURE, IT DOES.

WHO'S AT THE DOOR, ED?

NOT THE PERSON SCOUTS!

UH-OH. TROUBLE.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

THE LAST THING WE NEED IN THIS HOUSE

ARE SOME OF YOUR GROSS PERSON SCOUT COOKIES.

HEIDI HO'S... OW!

YOU'RE ON, BONEHEAD.

AND FURTHERMORE... AHEM.

PARDON ME, MADAM.

HUH?

OUR PERSON SCOUT COOKIES

ARE CHEWY AND DELICIOUS.

I'll GET MY PURSE.

YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW TO CLOSE THE DEAL, SMALL FRY.

THE REAPER KNOWS HOW TO CLOSE A DEAL.

HA HA HA!

WE BAD.

EAT PEPPER SPRAY, YOU FREAK.

IT DOESN'T HURT. I HAVE NO EYES.

AAH!

ALL RIGHT. CAN IT, YOU TWO.

LADY, ARE WE DOING BUSINESS OR WHAT?

YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW TO CLOSE A DEAL.

OK, BILLY, WE NEED 25 BOXES OF COOKIES. BILLY!

[BELCHES]

YOU DWEEB!

YOU'VE EATEN ALL THE COOKIES!

MAYBE I COULD GET THOSE COOKIES BACK.

WHOA!

I CAN'T MOVE.

Mandy: FORGET IT, GRIM.

YOU CAN'T CUT BILLY OPEN TO GET THE COOKIES.

HUH?

YOU THOUGHT I... OH, REALLY.

I WAS MERELY TRYING TO SUGGEST THAT WE BAKE OUR OWN COOKIES.

I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GREAT-AUNT KALI'S RECIPE

FOR THE BEST COOKIES IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

HERE'S THOSE SECRET INGREDIENTS YOU ORDERED, GRIM.

STRAIGHT FROM THE OLD CRONE HERSELF.

EXCELLENT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU MAKING WITH THIS STUFF, GRIM?

[SNICKERS]

I'M MAKING COOKIES.

COOKIES? AH, HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

Mandy: GRIM!

YOU BETTER NOT BE UP TO SOMETHING, BUSTER!

NOW, WHERE ARE THOSE COOKIES?

Grim: PATIENCE, CHILD.

AFTER ALL, ONE MUSTN'T RUSH PERFECTION.

HA HA HA!

I'll NEVER EAT ANOTHER COOKIE FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.

Grim: YOU MAY WANT TO RECONSIDER.

WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE.

WAIT, BILLY. IT COULD BE POISON.

AW, GO AHEAD.

[CRUNCH]

[GASPING AND CHOKING]

THAT'S THE BEST-TASTING COOKIE I EVER TASTED!

UH, LET ME TRY ONE OF THOSE COOKIES.

[CRUNCH]

DELICIOUS.

[MUTTERING]

HEY, MISTER.

WANT TO TRY ONE OF AUNT KALI'S COOKIES?

MMM. OH, THEM'S GOOD COOKIES.

I'll TAKE A DOZEN OF 'EM.

I'll TAKE TWO DOZEN.

HECK, I'll TAKE A TRUCKLOAD!

WOW! WHAT A COOKIE!

I LOVE THESE COOKIES!

GREAT COOKIES!

GOT TO HAVE MORE.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

WE GOT AN ORDER FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND, TOUT DE SUITE!

Mandy: GRIM!

STOP PRODUCTION. WE'VE ALREADY SOLD A GAZILLION COOKIES,

AND THE AWARDS ARE TONIGHT.

[DRUM ROLL]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCOTTISH ACCENT] AND NOW, FELLOW PERSON SCOUTS,

THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

THE WINNERS OF THE ULTRA COOKIE AWARD...

"X" TROOP!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

AND WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE KIDLETS IS THE CHEF

WHO MADE THESE MARVELOUS COOKIES?

GRIM.

WELL, STEP ON UP TO THE MICROPHONE, GRIM,

AND SAY A FEW WORDS TO YOUR FANS.

[APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BUT I REALLY CANNOT TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.

AFTER ALL, THE RECIPE BELONGS TO MY GREAT-AUNT KALI.

[APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU, FOLKS.

YOU MAKE THESE OLD BONES VERY HAPPY.

SO TELL US, AUNT KALI,

WHAT IS THE SECRET TO YOUR AMAZING COOKIES?

WELL, I AM GETTING ON IN YEARS.

I SUPPOSE I COULD TELL MY SECRET.

I PUT NIGHT CRAWLERS, MASHED CRICKETS,

AND DUNG BEETLES RIGHT IN THE MIX.

[CRUNCH]

DID YOU SAY DUNG BEETLES?

THAT'S RIGHT. DUNG BEETLES.

AND NIGHT CRAWLERS AND MASHED CRICKETS.

[CHUCKLES]

Crowd: EWWW!

ARE GOOD COOKIES.

BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M SPRING CLEANING.

BUT IT'S NOVEMBER.

BESIDES, I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY TV SHOW.

HEY, THERE'S NO SOUND. TV MUST BE BROKE.

NO, BILLY. IT'S NOT BROKE.

IT'S A SILENT MOVIE.

SO WHY DON'T YOU GET WITH THE PROGRAM

AND MAKE WITH THE SILENCE, OK?

OK.

[MOTOR RUNS]

WHAT'S UP WITH BILLY?

HE'S SPRING CLEANING.

BUT IT'S NOVEMBER.

YES. I KNOW.

I HOPE BILLY REMEMBERS

NOT TO GO NEAR MY SECRET CLOSET.

Mandy: YOU MEAN THE SECRET CLOSET.

THAT YOU MADE US PROMISE

WE WOULD NEVER EVER OPEN AND THEN GO IN?

YES.

THE SECRET CLOSET THAT CONTAINS

THAT OLD, DUSTY SECRET TRUNK?

YES... THE VERY ONE.

THE TRUNK THAT CONTAINS

THE TERRIBLE CURSE?

YES. THE CURSE OF MY FAMILY.

THE CURSE, OF COURSE,

BEING INSIDE THE TRUNK.

YES... IN A SPECIAL VESSEL.

OOH! OOH! OOH! A LAMP!

A GENIE'S LAMP.

AND THE CURSE IS IN THE LAMP, CORRECT?

YES.

OOH, HEY, FELLAS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

IT'S A DUSTY OLD LAMP.

ALL IT NEEDS IS A LITTLE RUB,

AND IT'LL BE AS GOOD AS...

UH, HEY, MAMA.

LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE FALLING APART.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BONE.

NOTHING BUT BONE.

GRIM'S GETTING WHOOPED BY HIS MOM.

AND WHO ARE THESE 2 LITTLE MONKEYS?

UH, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS BILLY AND MANDY.

FRIENDS! SINCE WHEN DID YOU EVER HAVE FRIENDS?

OW!

10,000 YEARS STUFFED INTO A TINY LAMP...

I HAVE NO SON!

GO AHEAD. DRINK YOUR FANCY GOURMET COFFEE.

HEY, LADY, WHAT ABOUT OUR 3 WISHES?

ALL RIGHT, THEN... BUT JUST ONE EACH.

NOW, WHAT DO I WANT TO WISH FOR?

OOH! OOH! I KNOW... A CHICKEN! NO, WAIT.

A TALKING CHICKEN!

NO, UM, A BATTLESHIP! NO, UM, A DUCK!

NO! BOY, I WISH I KNEW WHAT I WANT TO WISH FOR.

A VOLCANO!

YES, BILLY, A VOLCANO.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'D BE WISHING FOR

IF YOU HAD ANY WISHES LEFT.

NOW, WHAT DO I WISH FOR?

A VOLCANO?

NO. THAT WAS YOUR WISH.

NOW, WHAT DO...

A CHICKEN! WISH FOR A TALKING CHICKEN!

LOOK, YOU ALREADY WASTED YOUR WISH.

AND I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MINE.

THEN A DUCK... WISH FOR A DUCK!

NO. IT'S MINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WISH YOU TWO WOULD SHUT UP.

WELL, THAT WAS A DUMB WISH.

[MOTHER LAUGHS]

WELL, THE LAST WISH IS GRIM'S, BUT...

HA HA HA...

HE CAN'T MAKE IT ON ACCOUNT OF HIS ZIPPED-UP YAPPER.

[MUMBLING]

THEN I SUPPOSE

THE LAST WISH GOES TO ME, RIGHT?

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BAMBI.

[MUMBLING]

I WILL GRANT THE LAST WISH

TO WHOEVER MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST.

HA HA! I LIKE THIS CANDY'S STYLE.

"GEWD MORNING, MANDY.

LOVE, BILLY."

NICE TRY, BILLY.

[CHATTERING]

BUT NOT "GEWD" ENOUGH.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

[RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING]

WHAT THE BLAZES IS GOING... OOFT!

YAH!

[ECHOING]

I WISH EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

WOULD GO AWAY!

BUT I...

HELLO!

[ECHOING]

HELLO!

[ECHOING]

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

EVERYBODY HAS VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

BECAUSE OF THAT LAST DUMB WISH,

I'M ALONE NOW.

NO BILLY. NO GRIM.

NO GRIM'S MOM. NOBODY.

PERFECT.