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Don't go on YouTube, now!

Because money is like a mountain

Dodge, what should we do with this woman? She's being seen, so let's scatter

That's all we can do

Do it quickly and nearby

Don't hold a grudge

I won't let this woman make a sound

Who are you!

Please stop making people lose their lives, I will protect you

What is this woman! Kill her!

Ughughughughughugh

Do you think that little courage of yours will work on me?

Now, let's release that lady, shall we?

Thank you for saving me

Are you alright?

Please return the money these people stole to the poor.

Axel Girl, the grudge from that time

I will never forget it!

Yay!

Just save my life!

Hahahaha, you've gone too far

I won't do anything bad anymore. Please, forgive me.

I can't trust her words

I'll have her die for the sake of the world

Bye-bye

Shall we go to work?

The victor always carries the hatred and resentment of the vanquished.

I will live on and definitely get my revenge

This bullet made from Axel ore

I'm going to blast it right into your body

What is this boring article?

Economic problems or environmental issues

Every newspaper company is covering those topics

Don't you have any more interesting articles, you?!

The phone Hello? What?

You say Euphor appears? Oh! Send someone there immediately!

Wait a minute! You're saying a UFO appeared?!

Go report on it right away!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Rinse your mouth! Rinse your mouth!

N-no time to explain what was happening until just now Let's

UFO? What a strange name

You have to do it

Are you angry? You didn't think about my life

You're with the Guild? I really didn't want to say it

But it saved me the trouble of looking for it

I'm going to send you to hell today

Why don't you team up with me and rule this galaxy?

No matter how much you fight for the Earthlings

The future of Earth is surely doomed

You can't know the future, but I

Just have hope and do your best

Negotiating with Axel Girl is still impossible, it seems

There, the Guild

Hahahaha

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaa

Oh my, oh my, oh my

Boo-bah

Phil Girl

Still, take that!

Goodbye

I'll deliver the finishing blow

Hahahaha

Yes!

Mitsuba!

I don't feel like making a sound today. Then, here.

I'll deliver the finishing blow

As always, the Guild is good

There's Zero

I'll savor this!

I'll introduce you to this gun

You think that adult toy will work on me?

I was waiting for your carelessness, Axel Girl. You didn't think

You've lost! It's bad!

Even if we have immortal bodies

If I fire a bullet infused with Axel ore into your body

What will happen?

I deliberately missed your vital spots. Sell it to me

To wash away the humiliation I received

Thank you for watching!

Congratulations!

I wonder if he still had the power to fly

But with those legs, he can't fly very far.

That's what I thought

You did well

Haa Kwaah!

My consciousness is fading due to the radiation from Axel's traces

This is it!

I'm going to be space-killed by the guild soon

What should I do? I have no choice but to run

That's why, that's how it is.

Here are your beans

It doesn't seem like he has any strength left to reach

Haa, haa, haa

Now, the time for revenge has come

Axel is here!

Uwaaaah

Thank you very much.

The end!

Meow meow

Do you understand? Back then, you

No matter how much I asked for help

You didn't help me, you left me

Adieu!

Now, Axel Girl, where did you aim for?

I want you to fulfill my last wish

I'll grant it

I need more of this dirty blood

I might not have sneakers

Then even more

You might as well meet your end in a crueler way

Can't even fly anymore, Axel Girl

Then I'll eat

I intentionally missed the vital spot

I want to make you writhe in pain

🐬

There is happiness, but no enjoyment.

It's okay.

Yes, thank you very much.

Haha!

Looks pretty valuable

Heh heh

You really want to help that much?

D-BOY 101H TV

I'll take it

We should address future apprication

Hey, that just now!

Hmm

This isn't funny

Okay, next

Ramu!

Governor, thank you very much

I'm so full

Hajime Syacho Ending

Let's eat

Doesn't that hurt?

Because you've done so much for me

It's not very interesting

My dirty penis goes to lunch with rice soup

So, aren't you going to?

Hurry up

Talk about it more appetizingly, look over here

You're sticking your tongue out too.

Can't you think properly for once?

This is your chance to live Come on

A gesture of gratitude

If you save me, I'll repay you with my life

However, you have three minutes.

Bunkei Sokumi here

Thank you for the meal

Thank you for watching today.

I won't be defeated so easily

Good night

Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!

Thank you for watching.

This is my first time. No way! It's not a lie!

Then why are you so good?

Going inside the chicken

I watched Ice Comic. What?

I was reading ladies' comics that are available on Earth

Were you practicing with shoujo manga?

Then, I’ll bring some with me.

Ahahaha ha ha

You try being on top and doing a bump

You're being properly polite and saying it yourself

Mm! Ah! Ah!

It's becoming a pose where Axel is in the way

Well then, you're allowed to ride me

What should I do? Geld!

It's fun even when I'm Axel Guarding!

Thank you for watching

Now then

Tommyyyyyy

Yes!

That was delicious!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

If you're saved by your own malfunction

I fainted.

Next is sling speed

You're giving my heart palpitations

We'll do our best again this year!

Okay, let's start with introductions.

Nice to meet you.

We're about to start location shooting. We'll be filming here. I'm wondering if there's anything you really want to try today

Is there anything you want to do or anything you're really eager to show off?

I want to show what I'm capable of

Ah, that's great. I don't think that's my character though

I often get told I don't seem to talk much. So, I'm going to use that to my advantage.

Okay, now please do it in English

I'm speaking English now. Good morning. My name is Ken.

Thank you for watching

It's a perfectly fitted accessory!

The way of sitting

It's number 10 at terminal 10.

Excuse me.

How are you? How are things going? Feeling good?

That's all.

Filming is finished.

Yes, thank you very much.

Delicious, delicious

I kind of slipped up and said it mid-way

Alright, let's go.

Here we go! Start!

Is that good? OK!

Thank you for the meal today.

Alright, let's begin. From collapsing. Here we go. Take one.

Ready, set, start!

Isn't this closeness crazy?

It's right above you

Um, it's no good to keep touching the whole time. It's the foot pull for landing preparation.

Like, on the back of the foot that was lifted.

Ayan-san, try reaching out with your hand your hand.

Yeah, exactly. Stop right there.

Embrace your legs

Good, okay

Is that good? Then, the groove! The groove is

Please be sure to check it out.

The reason why, the reason is

While I was acting like I knew her, she was

Thank you for watching.

Staff, please prepare the season antenna.

Peketan, delicious

Just show a long and intense fight.

It's the end, please stop

Thank you for your hard work.

What would be good? Social issues or environmental problems?

Any newspaper company is doing that. Gee.

A UFO appeared, you know.

One, two, three!

Yes, it's okay.

They'll probably notice soon, so come, come, come

That's all.

Let's move on to the outtakes next.

I just need a simple video.

- I need to make an American breakfast, from the morning.

What should I do, what should I do?

I'm really begging you.

If I get shot, I might not even know, because I'll be shot

This is incredibly painful!

It's the sound of Mashikaku, today

No, I don't think anyone would push their life that far with this gear, gear, gear switch

It has the attitude of a Japanese middle school student, so it's lacking here

Thank you very much

Down on the accelerator!

Yes, that's the end

Next, let's dive in and dive in

Let me do it, don't be mad

No, it's me, I'm happy!

Shut up, you guys

I'm the one who took him down, live or die

Thank you for listening

Good work, everyone

It's like a goal for the heroine's life

It was a CG where you get punished for a strong, cool expression

How was it? It was fun, wasn't it?

You need to know that I'm going to do this

I'll do my best!

Last time, the Sailor Repago we did

You're looking a little bit like an older sister today

With Axel Girl's metatic version

I made it with a slightly new fabric, but which one do you prefer?

How we're going to do it, with Adepard and Seller

And again, I keep filming this and everyone says it, but I can see the position of a different animator again

Oh, that's right

I'm putting my life into it with all my might

This time, it was a bit like that, so I might have had some unpleasant feelings.

Even though it was acting

Like this, to show the audience the highlights or the parts I worked hard on

Please say one word about the parts you worked hard on

This is a voice of life for the heroine

Exactly as the title says, a voice of life

I'm working really hard, so if you like it, please watch it once

There's some action and English that appears occasionally. Please enjoy that

Yes, thank you. It's not too late, just a little

Finally, in English

Please say 'Bye-bye'. Something wide is happening again

Then, thank you very much.

Oh, that's right

Haruna-san, right? Why is that? Ayane Haruna-san. That's correct.

Hehe

Really, she's a very hard worker

She's a heartthrob actress. I'm looking forward to it

I'm being honest, I can't lie

It might be a festival script

Then, let's meet again in next year's work

Today, I'll take the plunge. Excuse me for pushing forward

Thank you for watching

I'm in control

But there's absolutely no sound. Are you apologizing for being tone-deaf? Yes

You're just being polite insincerely, aren't you

Shut up and get out of here! What is that?!

It's a hobby, right? No, that's wrong

It's justice, right? You're laughing

That's right

You're also to blame for the failure

Please don't be careful

Excuse me

I think I can see something

It's a little difficult. It's a little difficult. It's a little difficult

That's important. You said it yourself, so it's important.

Which one is Spark? Which one is Spark? Which one is Spark? Which one is Spark? Which one is Spark?

Please.

See you again!

Is three minutes okay?

My stomach is rumbling.

Okay, then we'll wrap things up.

No, that's not right!

This has a full day's worth of content.

Thank you for watching.

Thank you.

You worked hard. Thank you.