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come clogged. It's a perfecto gathering place for dirt.

Don't worry, Barb.

Things are just about to be flushed clean.

Thanks.

What?

Wow! We hit the paper.

School board fears merger with Lincoln vocational.

He cries shatters Aloha murder Wow

It

is with great reluctance

we must face the possibility of a merger with looking vocational be

It

may be the only way to hog

I'm not going to that chamber of horror. I don't care who we merge with. Right

on. There's some bees over there.

I've already merged. We can't have that baby alive. Check out this black

America.

have a shiny nose.

Oh, yeah, I know that.

Leslie, don't waste water.

You don't have an ecology mind of bone in your body.

High -protein breakfast. My mom's too busy to cook.

Bona, get out of here. This is the girls' room.

Bye. See you girls for lunch.

Dinner.

Bona's got a heart.

She's all outdoors.

All right, I've had enough. Let's go.

Well, the girls are still around.

Can I borrow your powder beam? You can't have shiny tits.

Leslie, that's a pink card. Come on.

Leave me alone.

Beam. What are you doing? Nurse Beam, please report to Dr. Ivory's

office immediately.

Nurse Beam, on the double.

Hello, high school. Good morning.

Morning, Miss Watson.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. The principal can't possibly talk to you now.

I'd like to slip you in, but Dr.

Ivory is preparing the menu for... The wheat.

A subtle sauce can turn simple fare into a festive dish.

Let's begin.

Dip two cups of flour.

Be careful.

Gently add eight egg whites. And using twice as much butter as flour...

Drop what you're doing.

Separate the two eggs.

Into what? Into what?

Remember,

the well -beaten wines should be stiff but still moist.

Yes? Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Ivory, but it's Mr.

Hartlander from the school board.

Heat water in the lower part of your boiler. Put them on. And put the mixture

the... Well, how's the situation there, Ivory?

Still any children's policy?

Everything's about the same.

Well, I...

Because an investigating committee from the State Board of Education is going to

drop in to take a first -hand look into this morality crisis situation.

The what? The morality crisis situation, Ivory. Haven't you seen the papers?

No. Copycat.

Copycat. Look,

they're talking about this goddamn merger with Lincoln Vocational again.

Good. Now, listen, Ivory, I don't want any trouble. Heal and chop 200.

You're a good egg yourself Ivory

are you listening to me?

Doctor, Nurse Beam is here.

Oh, and all my French fries are ready.

Eyes working.

And they're in. And now the board is ready for base.

Do not flush or flick the turkey, or fat will run from the... Here's the

alcohol, Dr. Ivory.

Ready for your rubdown. Good, good, but no time now.

No time now. Dr.

Ivory, nothing to worry about.

Nothing. Your sample's negative.

Good, good. I feel great.

The turkey must be gently bathed and the

rear cavity prepared to receive the chicken.

Yeah, I covered it for her.

Hi, Jordan.

I'll have a vanilla.

A double dip.

Hello, Jordan.

Oh, hello, Mrs. Watson.

I think I'm going to live dangerously today and have a luscious banana spirit.

Yes, ma 'am. How would you like it?

I'll have it with a buttered almond and pineapple coconut.

Yes, ma 'am.

Jordan, you're very nice.

And you're very handsome, too.

Yes, ma 'am.

It's good to see one young man working after school these days.

Yes, ma 'am.

You certainly seem to enjoy your work, Jordan.

Yes, ma 'am.

Those kids just wander their time away.

When I was a girl, it was different.

You had to work just to make ends meet.

Do you know what I mean, Jordan?

Yes, ma 'am. Spread some more nuts, please.

That's it.

It does look...

Look what the warden let out.

Check out the bells from St. Mary's. Yeah.

And the bell's got the clapper.

You girls forget your madam.

Up to a middle -class ass.

Here comes Cactus Crotch.

Loser, honey.

Shut it, pussy willow. When you feel you're qualified, heart fake, look me

Is this yours?

Real sweet, isn't it?

Yeah.

You ladies may be the queens of Aloha today, but tomorrow you're going to be

slaves of Lincoln.

I'm going into the groove.

Oftentimes, the magic word shorthand can make the difference between a low

-paying job and a medium -paying job.

Hey, teacher, can I go outside and scratch my balls?

A young lady who isn't really interested in a career and

only in the title of Mrs.

can find shorthand and stenographic...

Okay, mothers.

Go on desk, followed by hands on desk.

Open up.

What is

this? Rad time.

Come on, hand it over.

Aloha students. This is Mrs. Watson with today's social notes.

The Earthquake Club will host a discussion of faulty erections within

cities. From his bedside at Camarillo Hospital, Dr. Ivery reports he loves you

all and says to take special care when eating out.

Oh, they've already started, sir. They just went out the door a moment ago.

Ah, good, good.

Murray, Brennan, and Malone, huh?

Who's in charge here, Miss Watson?

Well, since we've lost Dr. Ivory, there's just me.

Well,

I'm sure you'll make an excellent guy.

Now, I wanted them to see the whole school, anything they want to see. I'm

anxious to see that report. Give them carte blanche, Mrs. Watson, carte

Say the answer.

Nurse B, Luigi's truck is here. He wants to unload his hot meatballs.

Spaghetti is going to be out of sight.

Yeah, we did.

Look at his body, every lick.

Lickety -slick.

Look, there's something about Brian's mouth.

Hello, Jordan.

Oh, we're in luck.

Today's Thursday.

Spaghetti and meatballs.

Let's see, two of these doughs, and then a pineapple.

Oh, how about a peach? Only one dessert to a student, please. Okay, can you have

that one?

They're playing into our hands without even that idiot ivory.

They'll move the students to Lincoln and put the building up for bid.

We snatch it for a song.

Expect one hell of a fine headline in this afternoon's paper.

I can have course estimates on bulldozing a school by tomorrow.

Attention students.

Aloha High School would like to announce the arrival of our new principal, Mr.

Hall Walker.

He's here temporarily by special appointment of the State Board of

Cigarettes out, zippers out.

Let's give him a grand welcome.

Welcome, Mr. Walker.

Hi, Walker.

Celia Beam.

We're here to help you, sir. We can start by policing this place up.

Yes, sir.

It's a mess.

Well, sort of.

Frankly, Mr. Walker, the school's a wreck.

Isn't there a custodian?

You're lucky there's someone here who can show you exactly what you want to

I'm always available.

Mr. Walker?

I'm tired of it. Goodbye, Mr. Chips. I've heard so much about you. Is

there a Mrs. Walker?

Of course there's a Mrs. Walker.

My mother.

to your officer.

Oh, shit. This tub's

had it.

Yeah.

What do we got to lose?

Go in a quart and stash the rest in the locker.

Why aren't you in class?

I'm between periods.

Let me show you the language lab.

This is Watson.

Send the cheerleaders in.

Far out, ma 'am.

Hello, Mr.

Walker.

You wanted to see us, Walker?

I want you to account for your actions today.

Well, you guys, this place is out of state. Come back and face us, Walker.

This must be a real break for you, Mr. Walker. Yeah, he's got his office

together. Maybe he can get in.

any other student you will attend each and every one of your classes like every

other student you will do your homework like every other student you will have

the same status as every other student and you will dress like every other

student

you

like the exam as of right now you're off

Don't worry, girls.

Things will work out. I'll see what I can do.

I'd like to blow this whole fucking place up.

And that Marine with it.

What the shit?

Tryouts will be held this afternoon to select new cheerleaders for the game

tomorrow with Lincoln's vocational.

It's about time to kick ass. Yeah.

Yeah, hey, what's happening, Mama?

Billy Clark!

Oh, God damn, Gil, sit down and listen.

Look, this is Fred talking to you, God damn it. You're not so bad, Captain.

With your information being here, we've been fighting.

Well, that's too God damn bad.

You know? That's the only way you can attract attention, acting a damn fool.

Why don't you put on a monkey? and do a little cat dance for him.

That's silly, Effie. You know what?

Why don't I shake my thing and just turn you on?

You think you can?

Yeah, I will.

How do you know that turn is on?

Common knowledge.

This is the man you're going to have to deal with.

You put it down, you pick it up.

All I want to see is elbows and you know what. Come on, bend up. Move it, move

it, move it. I want to see some movement around here. Come on, over there, over

there. Pile it up, pile it up. I want to see some action.

Pile it up, pile it up.

Movement, movement.

Pile it up, pile it up.

Trance high, trance high.

Oh,

thank you.

Who the hell is Hall Walker?

What the hell's going on?

I told you, Daddy.

State people all over the school.

I'm not taking part in any social experiment.

President of the school board, you can't do anything.

I'll handle this.

Those board members don't know who runs the real world.

Daddy, I want to... Pass the salt, please. Either I run the school or they

the school.

Mergers aren't fool's play.

Joanne, I want you to do something for me.

Thanks.

Daddy, I know I can.

We can't have everything, but we try.

My father says you can start it right now.

Joanne, sweetheart, thank your father for me and tell him I'd be delighted

to help him with anything that comes up.

He's such a generous man.

Run to Zorat!

A giant herbivore of the Jurassic period.

30 tons.

1 ,000 times as great as the baby alligator.

This great beast has been extinct.

Dead to man's glance for a hundred million years.

Let's get out of here.

They built no great empires.

You not of wisdom had but few desires.

Wonder what it would be like to make it with one of these things.

We'd better make it quickly, because we're all going to the game after the

trip. Why go to the game? Who needs us anyway?

Who cares?

Yeah, with that dildo running the school, who cares about us?

Come on, you guys.

We're still cheerleaders for anyone that matters.

Fuck you.

Fuck you too. You know you always have some bright comments to make.

Who's the bitch?

You bitch.

We'll down her stuff.

Tell me what happened. I'd love to help out, but I've already got four pink

cards. Those mountains look pretty tempting.

I think I'll join you.

I'll see you girls later.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Chapter 8, Section 314 of the Criminal Code.

Get over on the side of the car.

Come on.

Get over there.

Put your hands up on that roof.

All right, spread your legs.

Spread them out here. Come on.

You got any... You got any hidden weapons or anything?

illicit dope?

Any illicit drugs?

Any person

willfully or lewdly exposing himself to public view is guilty of a misdemeanor.

You're under arrest.

Boy, he won't spill out.

That's an unlock.

seen the papers?

What the hell am I paying you for?

I did everything I could possibly do.

It's those little girls.

They run the whole school.

Hold the pen, Bean.

Yes, sir.

Look, I can't afford to have Walker around any longer. Now, this merger is a

simple deal. For God's sake, let's close it. Did you get that, Bean? Yes, sir.

Look, there's really only one goal.

To create a... find community in which to live.

And to live in it.

But damn it, this time it's for real.

Now I want that land, I want the school calls, I want those people out.

Now!

Attention,

student body.

This is Mrs. Watson.

Aloha High School has been condemned due to structural damage.

Students will keep out.

Our principal, Hall Walker, is missing and is alleged to be responsible for

malicious bombing.

I am temporarily in charge.

Pending criminal investigation.

By the state police.

All Aloha jackets will turn into Lincoln. I mean, turning your Lincoln

your Lincoln. Oh.

Hello, children.

This is Walter Hartlander of the Board of Education.

Now, a terrible thing has happened.

And I know that murders are sad and difficult for us all. But this is a time

us to work together.

We must be brave.

Now turn in all your aloha jackets and uniforms to Mrs. Watson, and all the

monitors will report immediately to the auditorium at Lincoln for orientation.

That is all.

Mrs.

Watson, where do you keep the files?

to the principal's office immediately.

Leslie, to the principal's office.

Leslie, get your ass up here and leave me that damn box.

Wow, what's going on?

I left your note in that box.

B, we've secured Walker at Forgotten World.

I'll see you at the underground plaza when all this blows over.

Here's the box, you know the rest.

Walt. Walter.

Heartlander. He's got Walker.

He blew up the school.

We better find Walker and start moving our asses out of here. Come on, let's do

this. Beam, you get that box. And get Walker and stop those cheerleaders.

We heard him around here somewhere.

my patient. He's very sick. I have to get in here.

Lady, lady, this is no nut house.

Get out of my way.

I guess Bean's been here.

Looks like we're too late. Come on.

a bunch of nuts running around here in Park and Lark Plaza.

Okay, hands up.

this land, you'll be doing a service to the community.

Ron, Ron, we'll see you there.

Thank you, thank you. Now for my next number.

We're on go, Walt. We have the school. The bulldozers begin at 8 a .m.

Great. Make sure it's down by next week.

Look at that.

Beautiful, isn't it?

P &L 101.

Beautiful. And I just closed the Shallow Hollow deal, P &L 102.

By giving a chance done, we're going to sell whatever there is to sell to

whoever there is to buy.

How wonderful to see you. Oh, it's good to see you, too. How are you? I'm fine.

What have you been doing lately? I'm with the fire department now.

Watch that first step.

I see you're still holding that basketball.

Yeah, been bouncing around really a lot.

Good, good.

What a wonderful party.

Everybody's having a great time here.

Oh, Dr. Ivey, this is our new principal, Mr. Walker.

Mr. Walker, congratulations.

You're at a great school.

Dr. Ivey!

Oh, I've missed you both.

Oh, garbage.

No, no, not garbage. It's a little gift for later.

Walker,

stay out of the kitchen.

My only advice to you.