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Have you been doing shoots lately?

I've been doing a few lately, yes.

Good, good. Mainly glamour shoots, a few magazines.

Well, I'm sure they weren't as good as me, were they?

No, no. I'm looking forward to some excellent work today.

Yes.

Now, we'll get some good shots for your portfolio today.

Okay, excellent. Are you ready? I'm ready now.

Okay, we just have you a bit further forward on the back.

Okay, and scoot down a bit.

Just

checking

the setup of the cameras and the lighting.

I'll be with you in just a second.

Okay then, I think we're ready to start.

Yes, you look lovely.

I'll just get ready.

What are those people doing?

Taking my clothes off.

Don't all the other photographers do this with you?

I've never seen anybody do this before.

Do you do this with all of your models?

Of course I do.

I find it helps them to feel more relaxed.

Are you not feeling more relaxed?

No, I'm not sure how a man's back would work. I don't know who would feel more

relaxed in a situation like this.

I mean, you haven't got any clothes on. I find that all the other models that

I've worked with find it far more helpful for them if I haven't got any

on either.

You'll be fine, don't worry, don't worry.

There we go.

See, you can't have any shyness around here.

Yes? Good, good. Now, let me just get the light meter.

All right.

We'll check the light.

Yes,

that's very good.

Yes, not bad over there.

Check around here.

You okay there?

Yes. Excellent.

Yes, good lighting.

Yes.

You're doing very well.

Okay.

Enough of that.

Alright.

Now, that's down to get some good shots.

Yes. Okay.

That's good, yes.

That's it. Just lift up your left leg.

Good.

Excellent.

Alright, that's good. Stay where you are. Let me just check.

Pick the lightroom again. Let's wait until we get to it.

Yes.

Fine. Let's just check it from here.

Yes.

We're good.

Yes.

Okay. And we can continue.

If you want to get on all fours now.

That's good. And turn around and I'll pause.

That's good.

Yes, and just stay exactly like that.

Yes, that's it. That's good.

And flick your hair back.

Excellent. Yes, hold it there. We're getting some good shots now.

Yes, that's good.

I'm going to turn around again now.

Yes, that's good.

Forward a bit more.

You've got huge stiffy.

No, not at all.

You have?

Yes, maybe, but that's a compliment to you, isn't it?

How are we ever going to get any work done with you like that?

I quite often end up like this. Most of the time I don't mind it at all. Is it a

problem for you?

I don't think we're going to get any good shots with you like that.

Well, we might not, but... If I relieve you, do you promise that we'll get some

good shots?

Relieve me?

Yeah. What do you mean by that?

Come here.

This is what I mean.

Oh, I see.

That's rather nice.

Such a nice sight.

Lovely shape.

Thank you.

I don't think she did many of the models do this for me, though. This is an

unexpected bonus.

Well, hopefully after you finish, we'll get some good shots. We'll definitely

get some good shots today. I feel like I owe you something.

Why don't you sit on the edge of the bed here? Make yourself more comfortable.

There we go.

There we go.

There we are.

I just can't get over what a lovely shape you have.

Oh, thank you.

Very lovely shape.

That's very kind of you.

You have good hands, actually. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Interesting technique you've got there, actually. Yeah. Almost like the thumb

over the top routine.

Yeah. Seems to be doing the trick, though.

Do you like that? Yeah.

Yeah?

What are you thinking about? What are the things you wanted to do to me?

Well, yes, I must admit, when you bent over on all fours... In fact, what did

Yeah, it looked like you had a mind of your own.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

What did you want to do to me?

Oh, well, yes, I'm not sure we can discuss that.

I'm a professional, you know.

Well, I thought you were professional.

Well, yes, I think you have to sort of...

Take the blame for some of this, don't you?

Perhaps.

Yes, that's why we did that.

And you have a bit of cuppage going on there.

Yeah.

Would you prefer that I grab them?

Gentle is good, aren't I gentle?

Yes, this definitely has unexpected perks.

So I don't know if you want us to do this for you. No, no, I must admit

the first, but hopefully not the last.

Hopefully for you.

Oh yes, you've got some nice nails there, haven't you?

Yes. You could use them very gently.

Did you now?

Yeah.

If you want.

That's very good.

Have you ever done this with a photographer before?

No, I haven't. I've always been with very professional photographers.

Ah, yes.

I've let myself down a bit on this.

I do find that being nude does help the models, you know.

Did you not feel nicely at ease when you were posing?

Or were you a bit concerned about the fact I was naked behind you?

What were you worried about?

Not worried.

Oh, not worried.

Just concerned.

Things I'm not used to. Ah, right.

But you have more clothes on than I do.

Yes.

Does it make you feel better?

Well, it certainly gives you a certain level of control, doesn't it?

Yes.

It's strange because I'm normally in control of any of these shits, but the

tables seem to have turned.

I love the shape.

Do you? Yeah, I love the shape a bit. It's a fairly standard shape I would

thought. My bed will be very, very different.

You probably don't see it often, do you? I don't actually, no.

All of my shoots are with girls, I'm afraid.

How would you rate it, then, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Definitely an 8 or a 9.

Definitely.

Definitely. 8 or 9?

Definitely. How would that be a 10, then?

They've been bigger, maybe. Yeah.

Yeah.

I've seen some big ones. Have you? Yeah. What's the biggest you've seen?

11.

11 inches?

Is that real?

Yeah. It's all real.

I can't compare to that.

Promise me we get some good faces after this.

Oh yes, we will.

We will definitely get some good pictures. I'll definitely owe you one.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my knees are beginning to shake a little bit.

Yeah?

What does that mean?

That's not really a good sign.

Yeah?

How would you like to see this end?

I'd like it to come.

And I'd like to get some good pictures.

That's what I'd like to do.

Pictures of you bent over on all fours? Yeah, lots of those.

Oh yes.

Lots of those.

Definitely lots of pictures of me bent over.

I know you'll be thinking about exactly what you want to do today.

Oh, I'm taking the picture, yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's very good.

Thinking of you on all fours now?

Yeah.

Thinking about what you'd like to do today.

That's very nice. I do like that.

Yeah.

Oh. Oh, yes.

Oh. Now.

That's very good.

Now get yourself cleaned up.

Right, yes.

And maybe we can get some decent shots out. Yes, yes, sorry, I apologise for

this. This doesn't normally happen.

You want to get back on the bed? Yeah. And get yourself in position.

I'm going to, as you say, get...

Get cleaned up. Yes, if you could bend over a bit more.

Yes.

Yes. That's very good.

Yes.

I might have a problem getting this to go down.

Anyway, I'm going to go and get cleaned up.

Stay just where you are.

And I'll be back in a minute.