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Hello?

Hello? Yes.

Good day. This is Pia Hansen's secretary.

Can I talk to Søren Christensen?

Talk?

Yes, Søren.

Yes, I hope so.

Director Hansen has asked me to call.

Regarding their agreement today.

I was going to ask if it was possible to come to the office at 11 o 'clock

instead of half twelve.

He has unfortunately forgotten a very important thing.

He has unfortunately forgotten...

What time is it?

It's half eleven, Mr. Christensen.

Is it Monday?

Is it Monday?

Yes, I hope so.

Oh, you good God.

I'm going to call Director Hansen and ask him to forgive me. Yes.

Do you think it's possible to be here?

Yes. Then it's enough.

It's fine. I'll be there.

Every day, every day, there's always something to do.

You just can't remember when you started to read, but it's a long time ago,

there's always something strange.

Morning.

What?

I said, is this your morning?

Good day, sir.

Morning. Come in.

We have rethought your project very nicely, and I think we have actually

decided. I'm sorry you had to wait for me.

Hello, Jens.

I was just about to tell him how nicely we have considered his project.

Søren, we have come to the following decision.

We will stand behind a film that you write.

You see, we will not just make a fairly ordinary porn film.

We have something more unusual in our thoughts.

Unusual? Yes, we would like to produce the first porn film that is real.

A film that is realistic.

A film that shows how people really live and love.

Something the audience can identify with and enjoy at the same time.

Trustworthiness. That's a nice word, Søren.

Realism. What do you mean by that?

Yeah, why not?

It's probably a very good idea.

The real life in a porn film.

Why not?

The glimmers.

Fine. I have to go back to my office. I have a lot to do.

Sorry, by the way.

Yeah. The best way to do it would probably be that you write a preliminary

manuscript that we then recognize.

Of course, we keep the last word with regard to the manuscript.

But there shouldn't be any problems with that.

Goodbye,

and once again, thank you.

Goodbye. Excuse me.

Hello, I'm Lone.

Who was that?

It was just some movie man who had to work for us.

Oh, nice.

Nice? Come on.

Yes, nice. Good day.

Well, how can it be that you're here today?

I was going to the city to buy something.

And then I thought you might want to have breakfast.

Yes, why not?

You're the sweetest daughter I have. Hmm, that's good.

I'm the only daughter you have.

Yes, I'll just have my cigarette and then I'll be right back.

What about you, Jens? Do you have light?

To breakfast? Of course, I'll be there soon.

Lone?

Well, if my mother calls, then dad has gone to breakfast with a very, very

beautiful woman.

If my wife should call, then... Yes, yes, I'm ready for it.

Are you ready?

Very ready.

Well, then let's go.

Wake up, honey.

Wake up, girl.

We're going to bed.

It's late.

Where is Mette?

She's gone to bed.

Come now.

Are you coming?

I can see into the middle.

Okay, okay. I'll come with you. Stay still. Okay,

okay. I'll come with you. Stay still.

Stay on.

Stay on.

Let me ask Kyle.

Come on, Søren.

You have to be patient this evening, my dear.

Where's the beer?

Cheers. Cheers.

Come on, Søren.

It's not because of your cheap red wine that I'm sneaking out in the middle of

the night.

Well, why not?

I understand.

I'm spilling the wine.

No, you're not.

Look.

I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave.

I love you.

What do you hear, young man?

Good night.

I think I'm going to bed now.

Are you sure about that?

Bye.

I'll never get tired of it.

What happened today?

When?

Today. At my father's office.

Oh, that.

I got a shock. I thought you were gone when I came.

There was no one to notice anything, right? Notice what?

That we know each other.

Of course not.

Am I a good actor or not?

I should just...

I don't know who you were. They said... That I was just a movie man for fun.

We made a deal.

What kind of deal?

Someone I was going to make.

I was going to make a porn movie.

Great! When are we starting?

Right now?

Of course.

Why not?

I can be very inspiring.

Sure.

Do you want anything else?

Have you ever experienced that I don't want to have anymore?

Come on, you idiot.

Yes, what else?

In reality, he has a very good idea.

Oh, thank you. He wants me to write a story that is true to reality.

Realistic, he says.

That's probably because it lacks a porn film.

Realistic? Namely.

How would you do that?

I don't know, that's not right.

I usually get a good idea.

I actually always do.

Story, you as a super sexy rhino kneel, and I as your lover who dies of

intercourse because of too much sex.

Genius!

But I was actually thinking of something else.

A story about completely normal people would be better.

The problem is just that in terms of sex, it would probably be a bit too

with completely normal people.

What do you mean by ordinary people?

Oh, people.

Normal people.

People who work, have children and such.

Your parents, for example.

I've hardly ever met your mother, but your father you could call normal.

Maybe richer and smarter, but in any case normal.

Normal? You took a really bad example.

What do you mean by that?

No, I'll pull it back.

They're probably normal.

But you're wrong if you think their sex life is boring.

Shut up, Mette. Don't you know what you're talking about?

I just don't think their sex life is boring. That's all.

What do you know about that?

You've probably seen them do it.

Maybe not exactly.

But I can tell you one thing.

Maybe I shouldn't.

Mette.

Okay.

I'll wait.

What does it have to do with his mother loving him?

Why do you think that? I don't have any proof.

But she will always have proof.

And when I get home from school, and there are other things she says or does,

I'm just completely sure.

I must say, do you think there were any mistakes?

I don't know.

But with my knowledge of him, he's not far off in that direction.

Why do you think his secretary is always smart and smart?

I don't agree with you about normal people.

I think they're just like us.

Everyone likes to get a kiss.

Yes. Maybe.

Maybe.

I have a really good idea. We'll make a movie about them.

My parents.

Normal people with a lot of money.

You're not really smart.

Yes, we

can

play detectives.

Hmm.

I can't give you an answer.

But it's a very good idea.

It's also possible.

Gabby?

Okay, you're in.

But we're only trying for one week.

If there's nothing like that, we'll have to find something else.

There will be something like that. I know that.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

That was good.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Yes, Lone.

Where's my father?

He's just gone to breakfast.

Is there anything I can do for you?

So you're just saying he's left me all alone?

Excuse me for a moment.

Lone, would you take this letter? It's very important.

Jens, could you help a lonely little girl?

But some money. What?

I want to go to town. Can you lend me some money so Dad can come back?

Oh, of course, Mette.

How much do you want to use?

I could use a plumber, if that's okay.

Of course, of course. Thank you.

You're a good boy.

Bye again.

Bye -bye.

And goodbye to you.

What are you doing in there?

What do you think, you fool?

An intimate massage club?

Of course, but what kind?

I've read all those notes and papers.

There are lots of different kinds.

And what kind of massage? And front massage, back massage, massage, massage.

But what kind?

How the hell should I know that?

I mean, don't we already know?

How in the world should we find out more?

Easy enough. I can do that.

I will find out what he's doing in there.

I will get myself a job. A job as masseuse.

That was a really bad idea. Are you completely blind?

Yes, but that's the only way I can do it.

To get a job in there.

Yes, yes. Then you do that.

But in the meantime, I'll just do the job and get ready.

And then I'll come to the studio.

Thank you.

I miss it. You have a hard job coming through.

Hmm.

Hey, what can I do for you?

I'd like to talk to the boss.

Yes, it's me.

What can I do for you? A job.

That was a wonderful meal, Liz. How do you do it every time?

In the same way as you.

What about cognac in the living room, Jens?

It sounds wonderful.

I think so too.

First you have to get out of the table, young lady.

Okay. If I get in the living room, I'll get out of the table. And the cognac.

Oh, come now, Jens. I'd like to know.

Tell her to see if she's on her way.

I think I already know.

First he will have to sit on his lap.

Isn't that right, Jens?

Mette, behave yourself.

Yes, behave yourself, Mette. I will have him, won't I?

Mette.

Okay.

I'll take my cognac and go somewhere else.

I think I'll call my secret lovers.

Good night, everyone!

That girl is a real twerp.

Are you sure she's just twerping?

Yes, good job, Pia. I think we're good, yes.

Open your head.

Move a little more.

That's good, yes.

Go right over.

Oh, that's nice.

A little further down the hand.

A little closer to the shoulder.

Come in. The door is open.

Hello, Peter. Hello. Sit down. Stand back.

We're going to work.

Take a napkin.

That's good.

Come on, Pia, let's continue.

Yes, a little more.

Yes, it's beautiful.

Yes, a little more movement.

Yes.

And back of your phone.

Yes, a little more energy in it.

Okay, okay, I'm coming now.

Come on, Pia, take a break.

Yes, it's Søren.

Hello, Mette.

Have you been lucky today?

But I followed my mother, of course.

That's right.

What do you mean, I have to see it myself? Tell me.

No, no, you have to see it yourself.

I said no.

You still won't believe me.

Yeah? Really?

When are you going to start?

I'll start tomorrow.

Can I give you a massage?

You're not very smart, Mette.

Try it.

Get up!

What was that?

Nothing.

To be honest, there's nothing.

It's just models that it's meant to do a job with.

A photographic job.

I'm a photographer, I must say.

Well,

you asked for it.

I'm working on it now.

One must not disturb you in your work.

Okay,

sir. See you tomorrow.

Good night, my darling.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Show me what it means to me.

I'm not one of the righteous few.

Maybe I'm just...

Yes, there's room for you.

You can come up and say hello to our new girl.

Well,

she's very cute, but she only looks today, right?

Would you like to come with me?

Yes, then we'll be right there.

Pia?

Pia?

Yeah, now I've arranged it so you can see how he gives a massage.

How do we do that?

Isn't it a little strange for you to give a massage when I look up? No, it's

at all strange for me.

I just told my client that we've got a new cute girl who would like to see it.

Who would like to see it?

Yeah, he's completely pissed off.

He thinks he's getting something completely special.

When we get in, just stand outside and see how I do it. Is that okay?

Okay.

This is Pia, the new Pia from Traldam.

Hello.

Hello.

Well, where are we starting today?

You see, I don't have much time, so you can start right ahead.

Okay, then we'll do that.

Are you ready for that?

I have to go in detail about it before I finish my first presentation.

But it goes fine.

You won't forget what's special we left out, right?

With regard to realism?

That's not a problem.

There's one thing I can promise you.

And that is, it's realistic.

Guaranteed realistic.

I'm really glad to hear it.

We're both looking forward to reading the manuscript.

That's right, as soon as possible.

It'll take a week or two.

But I really think we'll like it.

Well, I have to go now. I have an important appointment.

Stay inside for a while, then.

Yes, I'll do that.

I think it's strange.

No, there's nothing strange about it.

It's just some strange men who have a little fun in the middle of the day.

But they must have wives at home.

Some have, some don't.

At least that doesn't mean anything.

There are no problems, no ups and downs, no complications.

It's just an O.

It's easy enough.

And another one.

I'll be back in a moment.

Or by the way, don't you want to give your first massage?

Of course.

Why not?

Okay, I'll get him and then you can get ready.

Hello, Peter.

Hello. How are you?

Fine, fine.

Are you all alone today?

Yes, and you?

No, actually we've got a new girl.

Do you want to be the first one she tries to give massage to? That sounds

exciting, Mula.

I really think you'll like her.

She's very young and very cute. Yes, I'm looking forward to that.

But I'd like to go to the sauna first.

Girl?

Girl?

What in the world are you doing there?

I'm lying.

That's exactly what I'm doing. It's one of my father's friends. He can't see me

here. Oh, God.

And I promised him the new girl.

Well, forget it.

A walk is enough for me.

I love your father's friend. He comes here two or three times a month.

And sometimes he has a friend with him.

That doesn't fit.

Why would I do it?

You're not going to tell anyone?

Of course not. Who am I going to tell it to? My father?

No. No, when they come together, then she and I give him my massage first.

And then afterwards he pays me to sit on him and they bang.

He pays you to watch?

Yes, right on time.

That's incredible.

Yes, when he comes back in an hour's time, he's probably gone. Goodbye, Ulla.

Yes, okay.

I

finished

my scene with your father.

But I'm having a hard time believing it.

I told you.

I told you right from the start.

And Jens is lying.

It's getting more and more incredible.

And then the trip to my mother comes.

Yes, and you can expect a big surprise, my dear friend.

Why don't you tell me what you know?

I'm getting so frustrated.

Oh, it's much more exciting that way.

I would be very tired of this mess.

What are you talking about?

This whole game was your idea.

No, it wasn't.

But with us.

Really? I'm almost used to it.

Us, yes.

That's the problem.

It's becoming a habit.

How are we going to tell them about us?

I mean, that we're coming together?

You think it's serious, don't you?

Yes.

I don't know.

When the script is done, maybe, we can meet each other.

Is there no problem?

Okay. When we're done, we'll stop the gossip.

Is that a deal?

It's a deal.

Okay, son.

Who goes first to the corner?

Ha ha ha!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can you... There's something in you that gets the words out of me.

I would like to take a step back.

Can you see me touch it?

And feel what I'm doing.

Should I do it like this?

Now it's enough for today.

You're going to have to be very careful.

How many house visits are you going to have in the afternoon like this?

Many, I'm sure.

Then, while you're here, I'll come to think that my husband could suddenly

How does it feel to be discovered?

I mean, it's completely pornographic.

A lady like me and a man like you.

A job.

It's just like a picture of you.

It's always the way we talk about it.

In a number of ways.

I want to have you now.

Come here, Matt.

Come and warm me up. Come here.

Cut me.

Cut me.

It won't

be

long. I need a nice bed.

What?

It's the same as how I'm carrying myself.

It won't be long.

Why?

It's just not long enough. That's all.

And it doesn't fit like it should.

There may be something more.

Like what, for example?

If I knew, it wouldn't be a problem.

Can't you do that scene with my mother a little longer?

Impossible.

Are you sure?

Yes.

I'm absolutely sure.

It'll take me 200 years.

Then I'll give you that little number you made with me.

It wasn't a number. I actually thought you might like a little surprise.

Surprise.

Now you're not going to underestimate me.

There it was.

Surprise.

But it doesn't have to be a surprise.

One surprise more, and it'll all fit in your pocket.

Okay. You need a surprise, and you're going to get it.

Do you have an idea for another scene?

Yes, I just found out what's going to happen.

Well, what is it?

You could like to know.

Stop it.

Tell me now.

Well, Søren, if I told you now, it wouldn't be any surprise.

It's a little too dangerous for you to work when your father's friend comes so

often. It was a joke as long as it lasted.

You must come back.

He said he would be at one o 'clock and he's still on the phone. Well, thanks

for working even though it only lasted two days.

Farewell. Farewell.

Hey, Pia.

Take a look at the new sauna.

It would be nice.

Farewell. Farewell.

What's the point of an unexpected visit?

What can I do for you, Mette?

Your father is here, isn't he?

I know that.

Is it because you want more money?

No.

Then what the hell do you want?

I want something that Lune gets.

What are you talking about?

I know what you're doing.

I'm late.

And I want to see something.

Are you crazy?

I'm your father's... I'm not crazy.

I'm sad.

Mette?

Your father?

I can't.

Mm -hmm.

By the way, Jens, what I really need is the key to the summer house.

Mom said I could take you up there and read.

To school.

The key.

Yes, Jens. The key.

Where is it?

Your father will never ever know about this.

Never.

About the key?

No.

About... Don't be so stupid, Jens. Where is it?

It's here.

I have found it.

Thank you, Jens, for everything.

And take it easy.

No one gets to know.

Ciao!

You did what?

Yes. You said you needed a surprise.

Honey.

You're unbelievable.

Bye.

Then it's done.

Fantastic.

Can I read it?

Yes, but first let's go home.

You collect everything together, then I'll call my father.

Okay.

What are you doing with your father's job?

Should I drive you home?

No. I want to wait and hear what's going on with my father. But where?

Yes, uh... Take it now with you. Where should it be?

Okay. Just throw me out of town, so I can look around.

Then we'll meet in your apartment at, uh... Yeah... At nine in the evening.

That's fine. I'll be right back.

It's fantastic, isn't it, Ole? Isn't it?

It's perfect for a sauna, this.

Lovely relaxing.

I really like having a massage when I don't have to.

It's somehow different when it's a friend and not a wife.

Does it feel good?

Just relax.

It was really sad that you stopped.

It would have been nice to have someone to talk to all day.

You know what I mean.

Sometimes you get tired of having men to talk to all day.

You have a beautiful face.

Beautiful.

What the hell?

What did you think when you wrote this?

I thought we agreed that it should be something credible and realistic.

What the hell did you think?

I agree.

That's not what we're talking about.

What should I say?

It's at least porn.

But it's not the kind of thing we break up and do.

I thought we had made it clear to you.

You have a living fantasy, okay.

But, for fuck's sake, no one lives like this.

If you don't like it, then you can't like it.

It's not because I don't like it.

It's mighty.

It's just not realistic.

Okay, I'll try again.

It's okay.

I'll try again.

It's impossible that they couldn't see themselves.

I know, but if they could, then they wouldn't know.

They're good actors.

Where could I use them in my films?

Oh, God.

Every day, there's always something to do.

Every day, there's always something new.

Every day, it's so hard to get through.

Now you can't remember when we started to race.

But it's so long, it's not so cold, and it's always a little strange.