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Hey, yeah, I can be there in just a little bit.

Yeah, I'm just leaving the office now. I just got in the car.

Okay. Hey, hold on one second. I just got a notification.

Hey, hey, let me call you right back, okay?

Okay, I'll call you right back.

What the fuck is she doing? She's going to break my door.

Jesus fucking Christ. Are you telling me to fix that damn door?

I want to relax.

I told him to fix that door. That little fucking cunt.

She's in big trouble.

The one that I babysit for, the rock.

Yeah. I have a cancer in my hand and Donnie's at work, so I decided to break

in and eat their toast for the day.

I know, I'm crazy.

Do you want to come over a little later when you're done with work?

Yeah, you should totally come by. We can have a nice cool day.

Okay.

I'll see you soon.

Mwah.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry.

Look, I can't meet you right now. I had an emergency. I have to run to my house

real quick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.

I'll call you after in a little while.

Okay. Thanks.

What are you doing here?

I guess I should be asking you that. What are you doing here?

I didn't think you'd be home, and I wanted to have a cool day.

Dharma, you know you broke into my house with the trespassing, right?

Well, I thought since I'm your kid's babysitter, maybe it would be okay if I

stopped by.

No, I'm going to have to call the police.

No.

No. Yeah.

No. Yeah.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police.

No.

Yeah, exactly. You can't.

So I'm going to call.

No. I don't want to do that. What?

Damn it.

I don't care. I'm still calling.

What the fuck?

Give me that.

Your phone's broken.

No, it's mine.

Come on, give it to me. No, it's mine now. Give it to me.

Give it to me. Come on. I can give you a reason not to pop a pop.

Yeah, okay, what?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I don't think so. No, that's not going to work.

No. You can work this out.

No, no, maybe.

You know you want to.

I see.

Uh -huh.

You didn't want me to call the cops, did you?

Is this helping?

I'm off the hook.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm -hmm.

How are you so wet?

Thank you.

Yeah.

Good fucking dog.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So what do you say?

I got you out of it this time.

I got you out of it this time.

Don't let it happen again.