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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,516 --> 00:00:22,886 Isn't couples' game night great, honey? 2 00:00:22,916 --> 00:00:25,586 Touch me and I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it. 3 00:00:25,616 --> 00:00:27,516 Okay. 4 00:00:27,556 --> 00:00:29,556 How about instead of that you just take your turn 5 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:30,986 and make a word already? 6 00:00:31,026 --> 00:00:33,026 Ooh, I got it! 7 00:00:34,026 --> 00:00:36,196 "A." 8 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:39,496 Okay, I will add on to your "a" 9 00:00:39,536 --> 00:00:41,366 to make "at." 10 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:43,006 Oh, good one! 11 00:00:43,036 --> 00:00:45,346 I will add on to your "at" 12 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:47,846 to make "rat." 13 00:00:47,876 --> 00:00:49,276 - Oh! - Oh, nice. 14 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,686 I will add on to your "rat" 15 00:00:51,716 --> 00:00:57,586 to make "biostratigraphic." 16 00:00:58,996 --> 00:01:01,426 - So that gives me... - Oh no, rogue wave. 17 00:01:01,466 --> 00:01:03,926 - Oh! - It's a tie. 18 00:01:03,966 --> 00:01:07,636 ♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 19 00:01:10,106 --> 00:01:11,976 ♪ come along with me ♪ 20 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:13,576 ♪ and let's head out to see ♪ 21 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:15,276 ♪ what this world has ♪ 22 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:17,816 ♪ for you and for me now ♪ 23 00:01:17,846 --> 00:01:20,046 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 24 00:01:20,086 --> 00:01:22,046 - ♪ we say... ♪ - ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 25 00:01:22,086 --> 00:01:24,316 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 26 00:01:24,356 --> 00:01:27,926 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 27 00:01:27,956 --> 00:01:30,826 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪ 28 00:01:30,856 --> 00:01:33,226 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 29 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:36,796 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪ 30 00:01:36,836 --> 00:01:40,906 ♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪ 31 00:01:40,936 --> 00:01:42,736 ♪ hey ho, oh ay oh ♪ 32 00:01:42,776 --> 00:01:44,006 ♪ let's go! ♪ 33 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:45,406 Sync by Hana.BeanNwww.Itfriend.ORGNwww.Addic7ed.com 34 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:51,986 - Yes! - Oh no, a torpedo attack. 35 00:01:52,016 --> 00:01:53,686 Oh. 36 00:01:53,716 --> 00:01:55,756 Okay, looks like math-o-mania 37 00:01:55,786 --> 00:01:57,526 isn't going over very well either. 38 00:01:57,556 --> 00:01:59,826 Why don't we play a game that everybody likes? 39 00:01:59,856 --> 00:02:01,956 One that does not involve spelling or addition. 40 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:04,596 - I know... - Or guessing the element by its atomic number. 41 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:06,126 Oh! 42 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,166 Oh oh oh, let's play chuckle challenge. 43 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,606 The object is to make your partner laugh, 44 00:02:10,636 --> 00:02:12,836 and you can do anything except touch them. 45 00:02:12,876 --> 00:02:14,176 Okay, Woody, you go first. 46 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:17,006 - Make London laugh. - Oh okay. 47 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:22,846 I haven't done anything yet. 48 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:23,986 Oh, I know. 49 00:02:24,016 --> 00:02:26,186 You're just so funny-looking. 50 00:02:29,256 --> 00:02:31,986 Okay, Bailey, come on. Prepare to laugh 51 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:34,196 so hard you'll hyperventilate and pass out. 52 00:02:34,226 --> 00:02:36,266 Oh, sounds... fun. 53 00:02:36,296 --> 00:02:40,566 Okay, Aristotle's theory of dynamic motion. 54 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,966 What are you blabbing about? 55 00:02:44,006 --> 00:02:47,576 Well, the theory was an attempt to explain momentum, 56 00:02:47,606 --> 00:02:50,846 but was eventually disproved by Galileo. 57 00:02:52,576 --> 00:02:55,046 Sweetie, how is that funny? 58 00:02:55,086 --> 00:02:59,116 Well, Aristotle was so wrong it was laughable. 59 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,156 Nothing? 60 00:03:06,866 --> 00:03:08,526 London thought it was funny. 61 00:03:08,566 --> 00:03:10,736 No, I'm still laughing at Woody. 62 00:03:12,596 --> 00:03:14,366 Wow, for the first time in my life 63 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:16,366 I'm actually winning at something, 64 00:03:16,406 --> 00:03:17,906 yet I still feel like crying. 65 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:21,246 Okay, stop it! 66 00:03:21,276 --> 00:03:23,206 Let's play another game. 67 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,716 Okay, let's play truth or dare. 68 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,676 Ooh, I pick dare. What do I have to eat? 69 00:03:27,716 --> 00:03:31,916 Ooh, I dare you to go down to the cargo hold 70 00:03:31,956 --> 00:03:35,056 in the sub-sub bilge and take a picture 71 00:03:35,086 --> 00:03:38,196 of the dead body we're transporting. 72 00:03:38,226 --> 00:03:39,796 No way. 73 00:03:39,826 --> 00:03:43,126 What are you, scared of a little dead body? 74 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:45,736 No, that just sounds like a lot of stairs. 75 00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:49,106 You chose dare. 76 00:03:49,136 --> 00:03:51,276 Fine. 77 00:03:51,306 --> 00:03:53,476 I'll be right back. 78 00:03:53,506 --> 00:03:56,906 I have to go do something not at all evil. 79 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:00,946 All right, Bailey, you're up. 80 00:04:00,986 --> 00:04:02,616 Truth or dare? Truth? Okay. 81 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:05,416 Uh, actually, I choose dare. 82 00:04:05,456 --> 00:04:08,126 Fine. I dare you to tell me the truth. 83 00:04:08,156 --> 00:04:12,056 - Do you find me funny? - Um... 84 00:04:12,096 --> 00:04:13,826 You know, not really. 85 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:17,336 But you've laughed at my jokes lots of times. 86 00:04:17,366 --> 00:04:20,466 Yeah, the thing is I was faking it. 87 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:25,236 - This is news to me. - Cody, it's not that big of a deal. 88 00:04:25,276 --> 00:04:28,006 - No one really makes me laugh. - Did moose make you laugh? 89 00:04:29,846 --> 00:04:32,076 - Did he? - It doesn't matter. 90 00:04:32,116 --> 00:04:34,086 That's a yes. 91 00:04:34,116 --> 00:04:36,846 And what about all those times with me when you went... 92 00:04:39,326 --> 00:04:42,856 Oh that? Uh, also fake. 93 00:04:42,896 --> 00:04:45,356 - Oh... - Okay, our turn. 94 00:04:45,396 --> 00:04:47,466 Zack, truth or dare? 95 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,526 Uh, truth. 96 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:51,496 How many girls did you date before me? 97 00:04:51,536 --> 00:04:54,706 - Dare. - You chose truth. 98 00:04:54,736 --> 00:04:57,006 Okay okay, let me think. 99 00:04:57,036 --> 00:04:59,506 Starting with "a"... 100 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:01,876 Aralyn, Abigail, 101 00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:05,376 abyssinia, adelaide, the other adelaide, 102 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:07,546 - tiffany... - That's a "t." 103 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:10,216 Yes, but she was "a" fox. 104 00:05:20,196 --> 00:05:23,036 So many... stairs. 105 00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:25,636 Can't breathe. 106 00:05:25,666 --> 00:05:28,206 Okay, body. 107 00:05:28,236 --> 00:05:30,036 Okay, body body body. 108 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:34,646 Hello. 109 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:36,676 Okay. 110 00:05:36,716 --> 00:05:38,416 If you don't mind... 111 00:05:40,946 --> 00:05:44,016 I'm just gonna take a little picture. 112 00:05:45,086 --> 00:05:46,556 Say "cheese." 113 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:53,026 That's what you get for calling us a couple, 114 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:56,326 which would only happen over my dead body. 115 00:05:56,366 --> 00:05:58,896 Get it? It's a coffin. 116 00:06:00,936 --> 00:06:03,406 You almost gave me a heart attack. 117 00:06:03,436 --> 00:06:05,606 Hey, don't say I never gave you anything. 118 00:06:08,776 --> 00:06:12,746 Audrey, ava, azalea... 119 00:06:14,786 --> 00:06:16,046 Azizika. 120 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:18,216 Azizika? 121 00:06:18,256 --> 00:06:20,116 Are you ever gonna get to the "b"s? 122 00:06:20,156 --> 00:06:22,786 I... I tried to say dare. 123 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,896 Wow, can you believe that? 124 00:06:26,926 --> 00:06:28,626 Yeah, who would have guessed 125 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:31,736 that Zack knew the alphabet started with "a"? 126 00:06:34,266 --> 00:06:36,036 Seriously? 127 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:38,006 That wasn't funny? 128 00:06:42,646 --> 00:06:44,316 You should have seen your face. 129 00:06:44,346 --> 00:06:46,446 I was all like, "menacing noise." 130 00:06:46,486 --> 00:06:49,956 And you were all like, "scared reaction!" 131 00:06:49,986 --> 00:06:52,486 I can't believe you could be so cruel. 132 00:06:52,526 --> 00:06:55,256 - I was just scaring you a little. - Not that. 133 00:06:55,296 --> 00:06:57,496 You obviously knew there was an elevator and didn't tell me. 134 00:06:57,526 --> 00:07:00,066 - Oh. - By the way, 135 00:07:00,096 --> 00:07:02,126 what did you do with the real dead body? 136 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:03,936 There's no dead body. 137 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,166 I just keep a coffin handy in case the Bailey situation 138 00:07:06,206 --> 00:07:08,106 "resolves itself." 139 00:07:25,596 --> 00:07:28,666 I can't believe you dropped my phone last night. 140 00:07:31,096 --> 00:07:33,906 Why are you out of breath? We took the elevator. 141 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:37,706 We still had to walk down a mid-sized hallway... 142 00:07:37,736 --> 00:07:39,946 With a turn. 143 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:42,846 Every single one of my contacts is in that phone. 144 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:45,746 Don't worry. Just call your phone from the ship's phone 145 00:07:45,786 --> 00:07:48,116 - so we can hear it ring. - Good idea! 146 00:07:50,786 --> 00:07:52,856 Wait, what's my number? 147 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:54,426 You don't know your own number? 148 00:07:54,456 --> 00:07:56,796 The only number I know is how much I'm worth. 149 00:07:56,826 --> 00:07:59,526 Besides, it's in my phone. 150 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,226 Wait. I'll call Chelsea. 151 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:02,966 She knows my number. 152 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:04,466 Darn it! 153 00:08:04,496 --> 00:08:06,936 Just give me the dang phone. 154 00:08:11,436 --> 00:08:13,106 Yeah, great. 155 00:08:16,006 --> 00:08:17,806 That... that's definitely... 156 00:08:17,846 --> 00:08:19,646 I know this is usually a sport 157 00:08:19,676 --> 00:08:21,586 for 4olb romanian girls, 158 00:08:21,616 --> 00:08:25,216 but I'm telling you it's one heck of a workout. 159 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:27,286 I mean, I really feel it in my arms... 160 00:08:27,326 --> 00:08:29,326 - Oh! - ...And in my legs. 161 00:08:29,356 --> 00:08:31,996 I'm really feeling it too. 162 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,226 Do you need to get that? Please. 163 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:38,436 Oh, that's not my phone. I thought it was yours. 164 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:40,466 Oh no. My ringtone is "the ozark shuffle" 165 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:42,666 by the washboard jug band, featuring rihanna. 166 00:08:42,706 --> 00:08:44,806 - ♪ Eh eh. ♪ - Oh. 167 00:08:48,346 --> 00:08:50,246 I guess whoever it is can't get to their phone. 168 00:08:50,276 --> 00:08:52,976 Ladies and germs, please put your hands together 169 00:08:53,016 --> 00:08:55,946 for the unique comedy stylings of Cody Martin. 170 00:08:55,986 --> 00:08:58,316 - Oh no. - ( Funky bass playing ) 171 00:08:58,356 --> 00:09:01,926 Thank you, thank you. 172 00:09:01,956 --> 00:09:03,596 What's the deal with life jackets? 173 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,696 Why are there no life pants? 174 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:09,336 What if you just want a casual look while drowning? 175 00:09:11,036 --> 00:09:13,806 But seriously, you guys, 176 00:09:13,836 --> 00:09:15,806 how about that airplane food? 177 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,746 That's not very tasty. 178 00:09:25,146 --> 00:09:26,686 I don't hear my phone ringing. 179 00:09:26,716 --> 00:09:28,616 Maybe there's no reception down here. 180 00:09:28,656 --> 00:09:31,156 Well, we have to find it. Retrace your steps. 181 00:09:37,396 --> 00:09:40,366 Okay, I came in exhausted because of those stairs... 182 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:41,826 Thanks a lot, by the way... 183 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:44,896 Then, while I was trying to get my pulse rate 184 00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:48,306 to under 7,000, you scared me. 185 00:09:48,336 --> 00:09:50,006 My life flashed before my eyes... 186 00:09:50,036 --> 00:09:51,976 Which was no better the second time... 187 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:55,046 And I must have dropped your phone in this crate. 188 00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:56,546 Oh terrific. 189 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:58,486 You dropped my phone in a crate full of... 190 00:10:01,056 --> 00:10:04,156 Dangerous snacks! 191 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:06,226 How can snacks be dangerous? 192 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,856 They can be extremely high in sodium. 193 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:11,166 The sign says "snakes." 194 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:13,566 Who snacks on snakes? Especially salty snakes. 195 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:15,596 That's a silly snack. 196 00:10:15,636 --> 00:10:18,436 Well, if you want your phone, 197 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:20,406 we're gonna have to look in the box. 198 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:21,776 Oh. 199 00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:28,576 There are no snakes in there. 200 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:32,716 They must have escaped. 201 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:35,916 Oh no, Mr. moseby's gonna kill me. 202 00:10:35,956 --> 00:10:38,586 And then there really will be a dead body in that box. 203 00:10:38,626 --> 00:10:42,326 And more importantly, one of those snakes took my phone. 204 00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:45,126 What if someone calls to invite me to a party 205 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,296 and the snake shows up instead? 206 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,236 Well, if they bring a nice enough gift, 207 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,206 I don't think anyone would really care. 208 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,936 Yeah, that's true. 209 00:10:53,976 --> 00:10:56,206 We have to find those snakes. 210 00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:58,946 Get it off, get it off, get it off! 211 00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:00,976 Found one. 212 00:11:02,116 --> 00:11:04,316 Okay. Okay, snaky. 213 00:11:04,346 --> 00:11:06,146 Okay, there you go. There you go. 214 00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:09,116 Right the crate. 215 00:11:13,526 --> 00:11:16,466 Look, Maya, I really haven't dated that many girls. 216 00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:21,096 What? 217 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:24,336 I only know them because we're in french class together. 218 00:11:24,376 --> 00:11:27,436 And not even together. We sit very far apart. 219 00:11:27,476 --> 00:11:29,576 - Oh. - Not that I even know. 220 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,176 I barely notice them. 221 00:11:31,216 --> 00:11:33,176 I wouldn't even say barely. I'd say not at all. 222 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:35,946 Who knows? Where am I? 223 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,786 In trouble. 224 00:11:37,816 --> 00:11:40,586 Maya, if you're gonna get so upset about the answer, 225 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,126 - why did you ask the question? - I don't know. 226 00:11:43,156 --> 00:11:45,426 I didn't think it was gonna take a supercomputer 227 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:47,356 and a team of accountants to figure it out. 228 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,696 You knew I dated other girls when we met. 229 00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:52,536 You called me a player. That's why you put me through all that 230 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,436 showing-you-I've-changed nonsense. 231 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:56,166 Nonsense? 232 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,836 - Did I say "nonsense"? - Mm-hmm. 233 00:11:57,876 --> 00:12:00,436 I meant a totally justified and completely necessary 234 00:12:00,476 --> 00:12:03,176 series of trials that made me a better man. It did. 235 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,316 Maya, Maya, come on. Wait wait. 236 00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,676 Let's just put this whole thing behind us and go have some fun. 237 00:12:07,716 --> 00:12:09,646 Forget it. I'm not interested. 238 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,216 Oh, man. 239 00:12:14,256 --> 00:12:16,186 Girlfriends are a pain in the butt. 240 00:12:16,226 --> 00:12:17,486 What... ow! 241 00:12:17,526 --> 00:12:20,826 Yeah, something definitely just bit me. 242 00:12:20,856 --> 00:12:23,396 Oh, my legs are going numb. 243 00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,396 Here I go. 244 00:12:28,566 --> 00:12:30,266 Snake! 245 00:12:31,506 --> 00:12:33,836 Stop, you slimy serpent. 246 00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:36,006 Ah oh! 247 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,646 Did you get it? 248 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,876 No. 249 00:12:39,916 --> 00:12:42,916 But I got this painful floor burn. 250 00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:45,916 Oh! That looks exactly like Justin bieber. 251 00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,556 Make it sing, make it sing. 252 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,726 Can we get back to capturing the snake? 253 00:12:50,756 --> 00:12:52,356 Relax. 254 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,096 Now that we've got it cornered in your cabin, 255 00:12:54,126 --> 00:12:55,356 you can scoop it up with your net. 256 00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:57,026 And I can go back to my life 257 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:59,266 and you can go back to having no life. 258 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,606 We're gonna need a bigger net. 259 00:13:13,646 --> 00:13:15,076 Yeah. 260 00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:17,216 No no... bye. 261 00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,916 Go go go, snake. Go go. 262 00:13:18,946 --> 00:13:21,516 Get in there, get in, get in, get in. 263 00:13:21,556 --> 00:13:23,056 Whoa! 264 00:13:31,016 --> 00:13:32,746 Ew, that is so disgusting. 265 00:13:32,786 --> 00:13:34,746 Woody... 266 00:13:34,786 --> 00:13:38,756 Not everyone finds your booger museum entertaining. 267 00:13:38,786 --> 00:13:43,096 For the record it's a "mucuseum," okay? 268 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,196 So, moseby, what's new? 269 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,526 The weirdest thing. 270 00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:49,726 Zack encountered a snake on the sky deck. 271 00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,266 What? 272 00:13:51,296 --> 00:13:53,696 - Uh... - A snake? 273 00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:55,766 On the ship? 274 00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,206 Wow, that's scary. 275 00:13:58,236 --> 00:14:01,776 He got bitten and I had to suck the poison... 276 00:14:01,806 --> 00:14:03,846 Anyway, he's doing fine. 277 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,616 Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go boil my lips. 278 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:10,986 Okay! 279 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,926 I can't believe Bailey didn't laugh at this. 280 00:14:18,956 --> 00:14:21,866 I guess some Martins are just funnier than others. 281 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,366 What are you doing? 282 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,736 I'm writing a thank you card to Mr. Moseby. 283 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,406 What rhymes with "buttocks"? 284 00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,136 I don't even wanna know what this is about. 285 00:14:32,176 --> 00:14:34,876 Wait wait wait. Cody, Cody, Cody. 286 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,976 Look, I never thought I'd ask you this, 287 00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:38,946 but can I get your advice about girls? 288 00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:42,616 Well, if it's how to make them not laugh, I'm your man. 289 00:14:42,656 --> 00:14:44,756 I don't know what Maya is so upset about. 290 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:47,426 I mean, I thought we put this whole player thing behind us, 291 00:14:47,456 --> 00:14:49,056 but she dredged it up again. 292 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,466 Ah, you have an excellent point. 293 00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:55,466 And it's totally irrelevant. 294 00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:58,106 - You should just apologize. - But it's not even my fault. 295 00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:00,336 The guy always ends up apologizing, 296 00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:02,636 so you might as well skip the torturous back and forth 297 00:15:02,676 --> 00:15:04,076 and just say you're sorry. 298 00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:05,506 Okay okay. 299 00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:06,846 And for future reference, 300 00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:09,646 whenever a girl asks you a question, 301 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,986 just say "six." 302 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,286 Why? 303 00:15:14,316 --> 00:15:15,816 Because when dealing with women, 304 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:18,116 it's the perfect answer to any of their questions. 305 00:15:18,156 --> 00:15:21,156 How many girls have you dated? 306 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,996 Six. 307 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,826 What dress size do you think I am? 308 00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:29,996 Six. 309 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,806 On a scale of one to 10, 310 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:33,936 how pretty do you think that girl is? 311 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,676 Six? 312 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:38,946 Wow. 313 00:15:38,976 --> 00:15:40,816 That's pretty good. 314 00:15:40,846 --> 00:15:43,846 Yep, six never gets you in trouble. 315 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:46,786 I love six. 316 00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:48,786 Now maybe you could help me out. 317 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:51,726 - How can I make Bailey laugh? - Just forget about it. 318 00:15:51,756 --> 00:15:53,856 You couldn't even make a hyena laugh. 319 00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,136 Oh, this is not gonna be good. 320 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,146 What you doing, Cody? 321 00:16:11,176 --> 00:16:13,976 Please, call me by my stage name... 322 00:16:14,046 --> 00:16:16,046 Parsnip top. 323 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:18,486 You get it? Like carrot top. 324 00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:20,556 Well, except my hair isn't orange. 325 00:16:20,586 --> 00:16:22,356 It's a lighter color, much in the same way 326 00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:24,856 that a parsnip is like a paler carrot. 327 00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:27,926 Y-yeah, I get it. 328 00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:31,326 Good one. It really makes you think. 329 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:34,566 Well, we know you didn't come here for a vegetable lesson. 330 00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,606 You came to see some classic prop comedy. 331 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:40,606 Actually, you came to me... 332 00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:43,676 And I'm a little scared. 333 00:16:43,716 --> 00:16:47,716 Well, maybe you wouldn't be so scared if you had a... 334 00:16:47,746 --> 00:16:50,016 Watch dog. 335 00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:52,516 Eh? Get it? 336 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:54,756 Watch dog? 337 00:16:54,786 --> 00:16:56,956 Because it's a watch wrapped around a hot dog. 338 00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:59,456 Watch dog. Tick tock, ruff! 339 00:17:02,096 --> 00:17:06,906 Maya, I was hoping to have a nice dinner with my girlfriend. 340 00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:09,906 One of the adelaides coming by? 341 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:12,876 Okay, look, I just wanted to apologize. 342 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,446 I was wrong and I'm sorry. 343 00:17:15,476 --> 00:17:18,116 Now it's true, I have dated a lot of girls in the past. 344 00:17:18,146 --> 00:17:19,976 But honestly, I don't remember how many. 345 00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:22,716 Why? You lost track after you hit triple digits? 346 00:17:22,746 --> 00:17:24,046 No. 347 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,886 Because when I started dating you, 348 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:27,386 I forgot about all of them. 349 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:30,986 Aw, Zack! 350 00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,296 I know that laugh. 351 00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,696 Fake. 352 00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:49,506 Okay, this stuff will turn the hallway 353 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,016 into one giant glue trap. 354 00:17:51,046 --> 00:17:53,316 Oh, you're a genius. We'll open the door, 355 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:55,786 the snakes will come out and they'll be trapped... 356 00:17:55,816 --> 00:18:00,456 Trapped like snakes in a hallway full of glue. 357 00:18:00,486 --> 00:18:03,026 Good simile. 358 00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,426 - Uh, London? - Hmm? 359 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:08,966 I think there's something we didn't think of. 360 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:11,366 Oh no, we're trapped! 361 00:18:11,396 --> 00:18:12,866 Trapped like a beautiful girl 362 00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:16,036 and a portly boy in a hallway full of glue. 363 00:18:16,076 --> 00:18:18,776 How does she do it? 364 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,976 Okay well, maybe the glue isn't strong enough 365 00:18:21,006 --> 00:18:22,876 - to hold a person in place. - Okay. 366 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,546 Come on. 367 00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:27,716 Nope, it is. 368 00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,526 What are you doing? 369 00:18:32,556 --> 00:18:33,886 Oh. 370 00:18:37,756 --> 00:18:39,466 D'oh! 371 00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:41,866 Now what? 372 00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,866 Well, we made it to the door. 373 00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:45,906 Might as well let the snakes out and trap them. 374 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:48,676 Trap them like snakes in a hallway full of... 375 00:18:48,706 --> 00:18:50,206 Yeah, I get it. 376 00:18:55,116 --> 00:18:57,316 - Where'd they go? - Who knows? 377 00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:00,516 There's lots of things to do on the ship. 378 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,356 They got away. 379 00:19:02,386 --> 00:19:04,926 Meanwhile, we'll be stuck here forever. 380 00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,686 No, we won't. 381 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,996 We can take off stuff we're wearing and step on it. 382 00:19:09,026 --> 00:19:10,856 Oh oh, yeah yeah. 383 00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:12,526 - Okay. - Ready? 384 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:15,896 - Okay, your turn. - Okay. 385 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:21,206 Your turn. 386 00:19:25,106 --> 00:19:26,346 Come on! 387 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,576 Break, you stupid melon! 388 00:19:28,616 --> 00:19:30,416 Um... 389 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:33,686 I swear, when it splatters, it's hilarious. 390 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:36,116 I'm sure it is, but you're gonna hurt yourself... 391 00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:37,916 - ( Mallet thumps ) - ...Or me. 392 00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:48,966 What the heck? 393 00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:52,406 Those grapes are plastic. 394 00:19:52,436 --> 00:19:53,806 Cody, listen. 395 00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:56,646 There are so many things that I love about you: 396 00:19:56,676 --> 00:19:58,906 You're smart; You're kind; 397 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:02,416 You're generous; You wanna have six kids. 398 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:05,656 Yep, six. 399 00:20:09,526 --> 00:20:11,756 Hey! 400 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,826 Hey, I ordered steaks, not snakes. 401 00:20:13,866 --> 00:20:15,996 Wait. 402 00:20:16,026 --> 00:20:18,096 Where are you going? I can't see anything. 403 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,836 Oh! 404 00:20:29,346 --> 00:20:30,676 I am sorry, madam. 405 00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,806 I don't know what happened to your poodle. 406 00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:35,276 Moseby, help us! 407 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,346 That's it! 408 00:20:39,386 --> 00:20:42,116 - I've had enough of these... - ( Ship's horn blares ) 409 00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:44,616 - ...Snakes on my... - ( Ship's horn blares ) 410 00:20:44,656 --> 00:20:46,156 ...Boat! 411 00:20:52,726 --> 00:20:55,966 - Go, moseby! - I think he's strong for his size. 412 00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:57,596 You're classic. Be careful. 413 00:20:57,636 --> 00:20:59,206 Yeah, he's good. 414 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:01,776 He's so graceful. Did you see that? 415 00:21:01,806 --> 00:21:04,046 - Got the little one. - Your dance is beautiful. 416 00:21:04,076 --> 00:21:05,646 Oh wow! 417 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,746 Wow! 418 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,356 Wow, moseby, that was amazing. 419 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:20,326 A little girly, but amazing! 420 00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:23,296 It would have been faster, but I didn't have time to stretch. 421 00:21:23,326 --> 00:21:24,896 Oh, okay. 422 00:21:24,926 --> 00:21:27,066 I can't believe you captured all the snakes. 423 00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:28,536 All except one. 424 00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:30,596 What? 425 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,906 Cody, you did it. You made me laugh. 426 00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:37,036 Oh, that's great, honey. 427 00:21:37,076 --> 00:21:41,016 Now just get this thing off me before it collapses my lungs. 428 00:21:41,046 --> 00:21:42,476 Stop. 429 00:21:42,516 --> 00:21:44,886 I can't breathe, I can't breathe. 430 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:47,016 Me neither. 431 00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,326 Zack, thanks for a really memorable meal. 432 00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:55,826 I've never had to run screaming from my entree before. 433 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,826 Then you've never had my mom's cooking. 434 00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:04,666 I'm sorry for getting so upset before. 435 00:22:04,706 --> 00:22:06,566 The truth is... 436 00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:09,606 Your past isn't nearly as important as our future. 437 00:22:09,646 --> 00:22:12,246 You're right. By the way, I never did ask you 438 00:22:12,276 --> 00:22:13,946 how many guys you've dated. 439 00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:16,016 - Huh? - Before me. 440 00:22:16,046 --> 00:22:17,646 How many guys did you date? 441 00:22:17,686 --> 00:22:22,116 Oh, uh... six. 442 00:22:25,726 --> 00:22:27,526 Wait, what? 443 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,696 Hello? Chelsea? 444 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,866 Can you... can you hear me? 445 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,466 Wait. 446 00:22:35,496 --> 00:22:37,666 How about now? 447 00:22:37,706 --> 00:22:39,206 Now? 448 00:22:39,406 --> 00:22:40,606 Sync by Hana.BeanNwww.Itfriend.ORGNwww.Addic7ed.com 449 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:45,206 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31737

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