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Class, I've finished reading
your one-act plays.
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And I learned a lot about the
inner workings of your minds,
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In some cases maybe a little too much.
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Woody, I made an appointment.
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For you with the school counselor.
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Why? When I wrote
that my stepdad Steve.
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Was flattened into a pancake
by a rogue steamroller.
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And devoured by wolves,
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That was just a metaphor.
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Okay, your appointment's
at 3:00.
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Some plays were a little wordy.
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Sorry, miss tutweiller, I tend
to write run-on sentences.
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Because I get a little bit confused
of when I should use a comma.
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And when I should use a semicolon
because I know semicolons.
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Are really supposed to go between
closely-related independent clauses.
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But sometimes a comma is just
not what you want to do...
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Can we just get to a period?!
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And some plays.
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Had almost no words at all.
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There was a lot of subtext.
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That was just a description
of a guy eating a sandwich.
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What were you thinking when you wrote this?
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I was thinking I had
five minutes to get to class.
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And I could really go for a sandwich.
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- Did you like my play, miss tutweiller?
- Not really.
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And Cody.
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Cody, Cody, Cody!
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Your tortured touching drama.
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About hearts torn asunder was so brilliant
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I think it deserves a broader audience.
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Wow, thank you, miss tutweiller.
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Now, class, for your final drama assignment.
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Everyone will participate.
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- In the production of
Cody's play... - No.
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- No!
- What?
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... To be performed next week
on the sky deck!
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What does his play have that mine didn't?
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Dialogue, plot, characters,
emotions, accurate spelling,
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Proper grammar and the absence
of a bologna bookmark.
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♪ Oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And let's head out to see ♪
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♪ What this world has ♪
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♪ For you and for me now ♪
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♪ Whichever way the wind blows ♪
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- ♪ We say... ♪- ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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- ♪ Oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ Oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're living the suite life ♪
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- ♪ Oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ Oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪
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♪ And we're living the suite life now ♪
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♪ Hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com
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Then there's my newest
kitty... Pablo "picatsso."
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He's the artist of the group.
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Ugh, I can't believe Emma is dating Bruno.
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The guy who cleans the sewage flap?
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I thought she hit rock bottom
when she dated you.
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I mean, what does he havethat I don't have?
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- Apparently her.
- Oh!
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Whatever!
I couldn't care less who she dates.
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I mean sure, we went out a couple of times,
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Took a tango class together.
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But apparently that means nothing to her.
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♪ You really like her! ♪
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♪ Mind your own beeswax! ♪.
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Fine. If you don't want me
to tell you how to get her,
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I'll just go back to squeezing my kumquats.
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Please! Like I need
advice from you.
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Mmm, let's see.
I'm 17 and you're like what? 60.
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- Who's dated more babes?
- Okay, what's your advice?
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Well, obviously she's dating
Bruno because he's a manly man,
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While you're more of a manly woman.
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I'm all man!
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Said the lady in the pink jacket.
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It's salmon!
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When does the ridicule end
and the advice begin?
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Well, I guess I could help
you find a more macho look.
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You'd be willing to do that?
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It would be my pleasure.
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Although it's going to take some time,
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So I'm going to need you to cover my shift.
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- Okay.
- Right there.
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Thank you!
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He did it to me again.
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I can't believe miss
tutweiller said she'd fail us.
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If we didn't do Cody's stupid play.
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Now before I announce the cast,
let us set the scene...
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A bored classroom.
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No.
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My play takes place in Paris, 1940.
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You wrote a play about
e German invasion of Paris?
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Well, it's a backdrop.
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The heartbreak of the young,
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Handsome, intelligent Brody.
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Who will be played by Zack Martin.
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Ugh, that sounds boring.
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Can't I play
a flesh-eating zombie?
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Now why would I.
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Put a flesh-eating zombie.
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In a love story that takes
place in 194os Paris?
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So people will show up.
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Bailey, you'll play the female lead.
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And for the rest of you, remember
that there are no small parts,
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Only big actors playing small parts.
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Why'd he look at me when he said that?
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- And addison... - I really don't
care what part I play, honestly.
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I just want to be a part of
the fantastic team that has.
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The honor of bringing your words to life.
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You're the mime.
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I'll have one watermelon whip.
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And 37 sardine sunrises.
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I really hope those are for your cats.
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That was a good workout.
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Thanks for picking out my outfit for me.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, I still feel pretty pumped.
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Boom shacka-lacka.
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Wow, marion,
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From looking at you I would have never
guessed you were into body building.
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Of course I am!
I just hide it under my pink...
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Salmon blazer.
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Boy, this jar sure is hard to open.
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It would take a real he-man.
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With big booms and huge
shacka-lackas to open this thing.
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Let me help you with that, son.
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Okay!
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Sometimes these things form a vacuum seal.
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You really just gotta get right...
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Come on!
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Miss tutweiller, this
costume makes me look fat.
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- You're the moon.
- Why does the moon have to be full?
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Because a full moon
illuminates the night sky.
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And has a powerful effect on the
tide of human affairs below.
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Well, can't a Crescent moon do that
in Capri pants and a cute halter top?
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- I'm gonna give you a moon, all right.
- Okay, that is enough!
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- Oh whatever!
- And you give me that!
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Yeah, I could have done that.
It's just my hands are.
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Still a little slick from rubbing
my pecs with this baby oil.
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And who opened that for you?
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Welcome to our first rehearsal.
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Now remember, people,
it's April in Paris, 1940.
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Love is in the air,
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About to be blown away
by the ill winds of betrayal.
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Um, shouldn't we read the
play before we rehearse it?
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No.
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I want a spontaneous outpouring of emotion.
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Trust me... I know theater.
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Making your rubber ducky talk
in the bathtub is not theater.
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Did you do that?
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Moving on.
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Bailey, let's take it from your entrance.
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And... Action!
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Hello, Brody, my beloved.
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Hailey, my love for you is
as strong as my love for...
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Brains-sss!!
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Zack, we've been over this.
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There are no zombies in this play.
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Fine!
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My love for you is as
strong as carbon graphite,
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As deep as the marianas trench,
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And as pure as the fallen
snow on mighty mount...
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I don't know who this Brody is
based on, but he's a real windbag!
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Can we just move on?
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We're going to be together
forever and ever.
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Of course we are, honey.
Or so he thinks.
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Paris is full of men and I plan.
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On shaking my bonbons for
each and every one of them?!
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This hailey character is awful!
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- I don't know if I can play her.
- You'll be fine.
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- Actors.
- I know.
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No respect for the written word.
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♪ Shiny shiny shiny! ♪.
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Cut.
What are you doing?
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Letting everyone see what
they came for... me! Yay moon!
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London, wait for your cue.
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You don't come out till you hear
the line "you're an idiot."
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Okay!
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Wait... wait a minute.
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Brody bartin?
Hailey chainlink?
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Miss tutweiller, this play
is a thinly-veiled portrayal.
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- Of my breakup with Cody.
- Wow, ego alert!
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My play has nothing to do with you.
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Oh really? We broke up on the
top of the eiffel tower.
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Your characters break up
on top of the arc de triomphe.
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Please.
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Hailey chainlink is
nothing like Bailey picket.
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She has a pet pig named snorkers
and comes from carmelcorn, Kansas.
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Sheer coincidence.
Now why don't we take it from the part.
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Where hailey cheats on Brody
with a homely street mime?
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You know what? No!
I refuse to do this piece of trash.
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Hmm, too bad she can't bring that intensity.
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To the performance, huh?
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It's not trash.
Now why don't you get back up on stage.
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And shake your bonbons?
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Oh, that's it!
You know what? I quit!
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And I'm taking my bonbons with me.
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Fine! Go!
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I'll find another hailey.
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I'm never gonna find another hailey.
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Oh, you will.
You just need some...
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Fresh meat!
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- Bailey!
- You're an idiot!
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Oh oh oh!
♪ Shiny shiny shiny! ♪.
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Blah blah blah!
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Zack, I'll take the usual for my kitties.
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Sorry, miss t, none of the cats
are getting smoothies today.
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- The blender's busted.
- But baryshni-paws needs his energy boost.
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Don't worry, I called maintenance.
They're on their way!
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I heard someone call
for a maintenance man.
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- Marion? - Actually I'm
going by my nickname now...
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Thor.
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Well, you're gonna be "thor"
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When you hit your thumb with that thing.
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Oh, there we go.
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That ought to do 'er.
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The blade!
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Duck!
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It's okay... it landed
in the wall.
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Wow, that was a close shave.
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You have no idea.
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Wait wait wait.
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This is not enough seats for my audience.
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We've only sold seven tickets.
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Woody,
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Enough with the sketches.
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The play is tonight.
You'd better start building the actual set.
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This is it, pal.
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This is my arc de triomphe?
More like barf de triomphe.
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I'm just carrying it in.
Your new set designer made this.
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Oh, it looks better than I thought.
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You're my new set designer?
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Yeah, miss tutweiller said she'd fail me.
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If I didn't do something
for your stupid play.
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By the way, here's your park!
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Why are you being so hostile?
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You're the one who's hostile...
attacking me in your play.
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For the last time, my play
has nothing to do with you.
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By the way, could we borrow some
of your clothes for wardrobe?
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You all right there, sheriff?
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No. You told me this outfit
would make me look macho.
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But it didn't impress Emma at all.
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Really?
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Well, don't you worry.
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You know what's gonna
make you look really tough?
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A beach cop...
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On roller skates.
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Aw, forget it, Zack.
It's no use.
251
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,170
But I am touched.
Despite our differences in the past,
252
00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,180
You genuinely tried to help me.
253
00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:47,610
You're a true friend.
254
00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:49,510
- I am?
- Yeah.
255
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:52,350
Well, guess it's time for me.
256
00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:55,020
To mosey back to my cabin
and cry into my pillow.
257
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,050
Again.
258
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,400
Oh, hello, Emma.
Lovely hat.
259
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:12,100
Oh well, it better be.
260
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,540
I'm gonna be wearing it for a year.
261
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,070
Oh I'm so sorry about that.
262
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,940
Hey you! I hear you've
been hitting on my woman.
263
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:22,950
Oh, it's okay, Bruno.
He was just...
264
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,450
Quiet, toots.
265
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,420
- The men are talking.
- Uh, Bruno,
266
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,290
That is no way to treat a lady.
267
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,390
Oh yeah? And what are
you gonna do about it?
268
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,420
Okay, it's on!
269
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:37,290
Ow.
270
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,160
You're a big bully!
271
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,270
Marion, that was amazing.
272
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,940
I mean, I always admired your
intellect, but I had no idea.
273
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,210
You were such a tough guy
under that salmon jacket.
274
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,580
Acally it's pink.
275
00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,210
But a real man can pull it off.
276
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,120
I'll say.
277
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,450
Yo, Zack, your plan went great.
278
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:05,720
I got rid of that crazy cat lady
without the big break-up boohoo.
279
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:08,230
- Oh, good job, man.
- Thanks, man.
280
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,800
Oh, Cody's play is starting.
281
00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:16,230
He told me he found a last-minute hailey.
I hope she's good.
282
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,140
- Um, would you like...
- Love to.
283
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,350
Bonjour, street mime.
284
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:36,890
I'm here to meet hailey,
the love of my life.
285
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,990
Is she beautiful?
286
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:42,330
Only the most beautiful woman
who has ever walked the earth.
287
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,660
Here she comes now.
288
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:55,210
Hello, my beloved.
289
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,810
Cody?
290
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,380
I knew this day would come,
291
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,980
But I didn't expect it so soon.
292
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,750
This is kinda creepy.
293
00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:11,620
Hailey, my love for you is
as strong as carbon graphite,
294
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,620
As deep as the marianas trench.
295
00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,490
And as pure as the fallen white snow.
296
00:16:15,530 --> 00:16:17,490
On mighty mount Everest.
297
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,960
Now you're supposed to kiss me.
298
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,070
No, that's not going to happen.
299
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,410
It's in the play.
Just do it!
300
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:30,040
Oh, fine.
301
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,580
We're going to be together
forever and ever.
302
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,250
Of course we are, my beloved.
303
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:44,150
Or so he thinks!
304
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,220
For Paris is full of men and I
plan on shaking my bonbons.
305
00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:49,060
For each and every one of them.
306
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,600
Oh, I'm gonna kill him.
307
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,070
Unless the audience beats you to it.
308
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:01,170
Now, Pierre, as soon as hailey comes in,
309
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,240
Start playing some romantic music.
310
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:05,540
But of course, senor.
311
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,210
You have gone to a lot
of trouble for this hailey.
312
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,510
She must be one beautiful girl.
313
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:15,790
She's gorgeous...
every man's dream.
314
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,590
Okay, this is the worst play
I've ever seen.
315
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:21,460
And I saw vin diesel
in "les mis."
316
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,690
You wanna duck out of here?
317
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:26,630
I'm the teacher.
318
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:29,400
I've been supervising this production.
319
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,800
- Aw heck, let's bolt.
- Okay.
320
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,240
Hailey's four hours late.
Where could she be?
321
00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:40,580
Why don't you look through the binoculars?
322
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:45,450
How hard could it be to find
one woman in all of Paris?
323
00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:57,960
I did not lock lips with a mime.
324
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,930
He was a painter and it was
at most a lingering hug.
325
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:11,110
Happy anniversary, my beloved.
326
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:14,080
Hailey, where have you been?
And don't lie!
327
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,750
I saw you making kissy-face
with a mime in the moonlight.
328
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,690
Hello?
Oh hi, Chelsea.
329
00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:25,590
Oh nothing.
330
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,560
- Say good night, moon.
- Good night moon.
331
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,300
Oh, Brody, I'm so sorry.
332
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:36,970
- Can you ever forgive me?
- No, that's it!
333
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,740
We're through.
334
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,370
I have lost.
335
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,870
The best thing that's ever happened to me.
336
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:49,510
I guess I will live out the rest of my days.
337
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,450
As a lonely spinster.
338
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,650
On the farm.
339
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,390
Watch out for that loose...
340
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,830
... Rail!
341
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,830
The end.
342
00:19:08,570 --> 00:19:11,630
I can't believe you hate me
so much that you killed me off.
343
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,340
Well, at least she stayed till the end.
344
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,010
Most people ran off crying
during the first scene.
345
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,190
I think I made a big mistake tonight.
346
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,690
Yeah. You don't have the
curves to pull off that dress.
347
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,690
Not that!
348
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,500
I'm talking about the play I wrote.
349
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:43,070
Yeah, that was pretty bad too.
350
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,170
The truth is Brody and hailey.
351
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,010
Are actually based on me and Bailey.
352
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,240
No!
353
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:54,440
Yeah.
354
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,010
When I wrote the play,
355
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:58,520
All of my hurt feelings
kind of just poured out.
356
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:01,850
When I saw Bailey run off,
I realized how much.
357
00:20:01,890 --> 00:20:03,950
My play had actually hurt her.
358
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,060
Dude, it hurt all of us.
359
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:13,100
You know, maybe that night
on top of the eiffel tower,
360
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,530
I was just too angry
to really listen to Bailey.
361
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:19,070
For the last few months I've been
blaming her for the breakup.
362
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:23,040
But the truth is maybe
I'm just as much to blame.
363
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:27,940
Well, you certainly were a lot
happier when you were with her.
364
00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:31,080
And clearly less confused.
365
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,050
I'm not confused anymore.
366
00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:38,920
Breaking up with Bailey was the
biggest mistake I ever made.
367
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,360
Then fix it!
Go apologize and get her back.
368
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,630
You're right.
I'm not gonna waste another minute.
369
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:50,830
Uh, you might want to change.
370
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:56,040
Or at least pull your dress
out of your pantyhose.
371
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,120
Look, Bailey, I'm really sorry.
372
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,720
Can we put this whole play thing behind us?
373
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,290
Oh yeah, we can put it behind us.
We can put everything behind us.
374
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,990
That's great. 'Cause I was
just thinking the two of us...
375
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:21,590
Should never speak to each other again?
376
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:22,980
I agree.
377
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:31,140
You two should split the lobster.
378
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,270
This is a decision no king
should ever have to make.
379
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:43,680
Grilled cheese.
380
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:46,450
Or peanut butter?
381
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,780
That is the question.
382
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:51,550
I must seek guidancefrom my counselors.
383
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,260
You called us to your side, my liege?
384
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,330
I hear you're in a pickle.
385
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,830
Yes, I am faced with a terrible quandary,
386
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,300
One which will not onlyaffect my life,
387
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,640
But all the lives of...
Woody!
388
00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,270
You are eating my props!
389
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:15,410
He tried to take a bite outta me backstage.
390
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,310
Get back here with that grilled cheese!
391
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:19,410
I wouldn't be so hungry
if there would have been.
392
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:22,180
- A fruit basket in my dressing room!
- Hey!
393
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:26,590
If I raised your grade
to a d+ can I leave now?
394
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,790
And... scene.
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00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,190
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