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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,107 --> 00:00:06,845 ( Theme music playing ) 2 00:00:06,846 --> 00:00:09,842 Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas! 3 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,094 Please donate to the needy children. 4 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,216 ( Gasps ) Thank you! 5 00:00:14,217 --> 00:00:15,847 Look, Bailey, our first donation. 6 00:00:15,848 --> 00:00:17,635 Oh great. 7 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:20,883 Wow, you look really hot. 8 00:00:21,177 --> 00:00:23,380 Thanks, Cody, but I don't think that's something 9 00:00:23,381 --> 00:00:27,522 - you say to someone who's just a friend. - Oh uh, no. I mean literally hot. 10 00:00:27,523 --> 00:00:30,380 You're sweating like Woody after going up a flight of stairs. 11 00:00:31,010 --> 00:00:32,710 Well, we are in south America... 12 00:00:32,711 --> 00:00:35,292 Where their December is as hot as our summer. 13 00:00:35,293 --> 00:00:36,935 Not to mention when you flush the toilet, 14 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:39,140 it swirls the opposite way. 15 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:41,546 This place is awesome. 16 00:00:42,194 --> 00:00:45,421 Cody, Bailey, look, I found some more items to donate. 17 00:00:45,422 --> 00:00:49,138 Oh, thank you, Mr. Moseby. You've already been so generous. 18 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:51,623 Ahh, I'm happy to pass on my good fortune. 19 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:54,736 Of course it is tough parting with my pocket hanky iron. 20 00:00:56,701 --> 00:00:58,142 - Okay. - Okay. 21 00:00:58,918 --> 00:01:02,639 - Who on earth would want this? - Is this the steam demon 9000? 22 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:05,415 This is perfect for doing socks. 23 00:01:05,616 --> 00:01:09,129 Regular irons are so unwieldy and it's hard to get a good crease at the heels. 24 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:11,600 ( Gasps ) I know, right? 25 00:01:11,601 --> 00:01:14,349 It's hard, you gotta get right in. 26 00:01:17,039 --> 00:01:19,369 ( Laughing ) 27 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:22,176 I'm wearing this outfit for the children! 28 00:01:23,302 --> 00:01:25,916 Tomorrow I get to be Santa and you're the elf. 29 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:28,658 Cody, they're your tights. You wear them. 30 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,005 Ha. For the last time, Bailey. 31 00:01:32,006 --> 00:01:35,580 They're not tights. They're compression pants for my spin class. 32 00:01:37,855 --> 00:01:39,217 ♪ oh ay oh. ♪ 33 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:41,639 ♪ oh ay oh. ♪ 34 00:01:43,323 --> 00:01:45,348 ♪ come along with me, ♪ 35 00:01:45,352 --> 00:01:47,031 ♪ and let's head out to see, ♪ 36 00:01:47,032 --> 00:01:48,633 ♪ what this world has, ♪ 37 00:01:48,634 --> 00:01:51,199 ♪ for you and for me now, ♪ 38 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,511 ♪ whichever way the wind blows, ♪ 39 00:01:53,512 --> 00:01:55,507 - # we say... # - # hey-ho, let's go! # 40 00:01:55,508 --> 00:01:57,509 - # oh ay oh. # - # this boat's rocking. # 41 00:01:57,510 --> 00:02:01,373 - # oh ay oh. # - # ain't no stopping us now, # 42 00:02:01,374 --> 00:02:04,279 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life. ♪ 43 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,430 - # oh ay oh. # - # this boat's rocking. # 44 00:02:06,431 --> 00:02:10,199 - # oh ay oh. # - # rocking the whole world round, # 45 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:14,448 ♪ and we're living the suite life now. ♪ 46 00:02:14,449 --> 00:02:16,589 ♪ hey ho! ♪ ♪ oh ay oh. ♪ 47 00:02:16,590 --> 00:02:17,804 ♪ let's go! ♪ 48 00:02:18,165 --> 00:02:20,729 - and here it is! - ( Crowd chattering ) 49 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:23,906 It's coming. You're gonna love this! Wait till you taste this. 50 00:02:23,907 --> 00:02:25,900 All right, and we're blending. 51 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:28,107 We're blending. Hurry up and blend. 52 00:02:28,438 --> 00:02:31,302 There it is. Now we're talking. 53 00:02:31,303 --> 00:02:33,501 Who had the atomic acai? 54 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:34,803 - Right here. Here here here. - Oh dear. 55 00:02:34,804 --> 00:02:38,564 Uh, okay, well, try not to backwash. 56 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,155 Try and... ready. 57 00:02:40,737 --> 00:02:42,039 I'll take one guava giggler. 58 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,051 One guava giggler... Oh, Zack! 59 00:02:44,052 --> 00:02:46,504 You're late again! You were supposed to be here an hour ago. 60 00:02:46,505 --> 00:02:48,322 I'm sorry. My alarm didn't go off. 61 00:02:48,323 --> 00:02:50,299 Maybe it's time to get a new alarm clock. 62 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,979 Naw, it works fine. I just didn't set it. 63 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:53,037 ( Groans ) 64 00:02:53,138 --> 00:02:56,804 - I think it's about time for my break. - Okay, all right, Zack, that's it! 65 00:02:56,805 --> 00:02:58,665 Tomorrow morning your shift starts at... 66 00:02:58,666 --> 00:03:00,144 At 6:00 A.M.! Hmm? 67 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,929 And I'll be here to make sure you're here. 68 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:04,241 But, Moseby, tomorrow's Christmas! 69 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:07,909 Speaking of which, shouldn't you be in your pointy shoes, helping Santa build toys? 70 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:12,882 One more smart remark and you won't like where my pointy shoe ends up. 71 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:19,510 ♪ I love Christmas and getting presents, ♪ 72 00:03:19,511 --> 00:03:21,972 ♪ me me me me me m-me me me. ♪ 73 00:03:22,855 --> 00:03:26,043 - ho ho ho! - Oh, Santa, you're early! 74 00:03:26,044 --> 00:03:28,847 Good thing I already set out the milk and gold bars. 75 00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:31,262 London, we're not the real... ow! 76 00:03:31,263 --> 00:03:32,905 Thank you, little girl. 77 00:03:32,906 --> 00:03:36,064 I'll just take these and throw them right in the sleigh. 78 00:03:38,307 --> 00:03:40,893 - Put it back, Cody. - Cody: Yes, ma'am. 79 00:03:41,399 --> 00:03:43,569 London, we're here collecting donations for the poor. 80 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:47,451 Ugh, Bailey, if you want to borrow my clothes, just ask! 81 00:03:47,452 --> 00:03:50,809 They're not for me. They're for the poorest, most miserable 82 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:53,099 hopeless members of society. 83 00:03:53,272 --> 00:03:54,910 Still sounds like you. 84 00:03:56,085 --> 00:03:58,419 Why don't you just give the orphans one of your gold bars? 85 00:03:58,420 --> 00:03:59,775 Those are for Santa! 86 00:03:59,776 --> 00:04:02,430 If the orphans brought me presents every year, 87 00:04:02,431 --> 00:04:04,786 maybe I'd give them a little something-something. 88 00:04:05,711 --> 00:04:08,265 There must be a little something-something you can donate. 89 00:04:08,266 --> 00:04:10,430 Okay, let's see what I can spare. 90 00:04:10,431 --> 00:04:13,037 Hmm, nope! Too gorgeous. 91 00:04:13,246 --> 00:04:15,164 Nope. Too fabulous. 92 00:04:15,165 --> 00:04:17,256 Nope. Too sparkly! 93 00:04:17,863 --> 00:04:20,516 Oh here, take this one. It's hideous. 94 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:21,847 This is mine. 95 00:04:21,848 --> 00:04:26,037 Ew! Then what's it doing in my closet contaminating my clothes? 96 00:04:26,679 --> 00:04:29,078 That's my closet that you took over. 97 00:04:29,618 --> 00:04:32,408 Sorry, guys. I don't have anything for the orphans. 98 00:04:32,409 --> 00:04:34,127 Isn't there anything you can give? 99 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:36,346 ( Gasps ) Yes! Some advice. 100 00:04:36,347 --> 00:04:38,001 You should really start doing some sit-ups 101 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:40,549 and I'd wax that upper lip if I were you. 102 00:04:41,441 --> 00:04:44,327 - I'm wearing a fake beard. - I know. 103 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:52,202 Hey, it's my favorite towel elf. 104 00:04:52,316 --> 00:04:56,004 - I know what I want for Christmas. - I can't afford a jet pack. 105 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:59,241 Plus the insurance on those things is astronomical. 106 00:04:59,381 --> 00:05:02,504 No no no, I just want you to cover one shift for me at the juice bar. 107 00:05:02,505 --> 00:05:05,283 - I can handle that. - Great, tomorrow 6:00 A.M. feliz navidad. 108 00:05:05,284 --> 00:05:08,131 Whoa whoa whoa, 6:00 A.M.? 109 00:05:08,132 --> 00:05:10,439 - Not gonna happen. - But... 110 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,816 - What am I gonna do? - Just set an alarm. 111 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:16,130 I do. But every time I end up hitting snooze in my sleep. 112 00:05:16,131 --> 00:05:19,318 Use the alarm as a neural trigger, telling your brain to pop out of bed 113 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,331 refreshed and ready to face the day. 114 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:23,412 Now let's practice waking you up. 115 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:25,303 Lie down and pretend to go to sleep. 116 00:05:26,465 --> 00:05:28,128 ( Snoring ) 117 00:05:28,684 --> 00:05:31,300 Wow, you are good at that. 118 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:34,370 Beep beep beep beep beep! 119 00:05:34,371 --> 00:05:36,082 - Beep beep beep... - Ooh. 120 00:05:42,227 --> 00:05:45,555 ♪ joy to London, my presents are coming, ♪ 121 00:05:45,556 --> 00:05:47,849 ♪ let me receive good things! ♪ 122 00:05:47,850 --> 00:05:48,791 Boop! 123 00:05:51,507 --> 00:05:55,206 - Voice: London, get up! - ( Gasps ) Santa? 124 00:05:56,918 --> 00:06:00,152 No, it's me, your mirror. Not Santa. 125 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:02,836 Oh, you sleigh me. ( Laughs ) 126 00:06:02,837 --> 00:06:04,997 It's a little Christmas humor. 127 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,886 ( Laughs ) I don't get it. 128 00:06:07,682 --> 00:06:09,914 Well anyway, what are you doing here, mirror? 129 00:06:09,915 --> 00:06:13,884 It's time for you to reflect on the error of your ways. 130 00:06:13,885 --> 00:06:16,196 ( Gasps ) Are you saying you don't like the extensions? 131 00:06:16,197 --> 00:06:19,145 Truthfully you're not fooling anyone. 132 00:06:19,819 --> 00:06:23,034 Anyway, I'm here to take you on a little trip. 133 00:06:23,035 --> 00:06:25,955 Come on, step into me. 134 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:31,548 Okay, I think you've been going a little heavy on the glass cleaner. 135 00:06:32,521 --> 00:06:36,430 Trust me on this, sweetie. Have I ever steered you wrong before? 136 00:06:36,431 --> 00:06:39,297 You did tell me I looked good wearing a scrunchy. 137 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,221 It was the '90s. They were in. 138 00:06:42,363 --> 00:06:45,495 Whatever. I'm not stepping inside you. 139 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:47,557 - Is that a pimple? - ( Gasps ) 140 00:06:47,558 --> 00:06:48,975 Gasp! Where? 141 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,255 - Well, I don't see a pimple. - Look closer. 142 00:06:52,256 --> 00:06:54,173 Closer. 143 00:06:59,648 --> 00:07:01,394 Oh how dare you trick... 144 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:04,695 I'm back at the Tipton hotel! 145 00:07:04,914 --> 00:07:07,133 Why is that adorable child in my suite? 146 00:07:07,134 --> 00:07:09,396 Mirror: That's you when you were seven. 147 00:07:09,714 --> 00:07:11,673 It was a real long time ago. 148 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,910 As the mirror of Christmas past, I've brought you 149 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:16,821 back in time to show you how you used to be. 150 00:07:16,822 --> 00:07:19,104 Oh, like I said... adorable. 151 00:07:19,279 --> 00:07:23,325 Oh, and look how cute I was when I was just a little hand mirror. 152 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,862 Mirror, how do I look? 153 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:27,949 Stunning... love the scrunchy. 154 00:07:29,001 --> 00:07:30,539 They were in. 155 00:07:30,740 --> 00:07:32,749 - ( Knocks ) - Girls: Come in. 156 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,174 No one can hear or see you but me. 157 00:07:35,175 --> 00:07:37,371 We're merely here as passive observers, 158 00:07:37,372 --> 00:07:40,187 confined to an alternate plane of existence. 159 00:07:40,188 --> 00:07:42,437 - Huh? - No talking, just watching. 160 00:07:42,438 --> 00:07:43,478 Oh. 161 00:07:43,766 --> 00:07:46,153 - ( Gasps ) - Merry Christmas, London! 162 00:07:46,154 --> 00:07:49,981 - Merry Christmas, Moseby. - I apologize for being late. 163 00:07:49,982 --> 00:07:52,779 I was just introducing our staff to our new hotel engineer. 164 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:56,216 He's brilliant and his being here is going to make my life so much better. 165 00:07:56,217 --> 00:07:58,341 - What's his name? - Arwin Hauchauser. 166 00:07:58,342 --> 00:08:01,188 - ( Explosion ) - Oh. 167 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,564 It's snowing in my room for Christmas! 168 00:08:03,565 --> 00:08:06,250 ( Girls squealing ) Yay! 169 00:08:06,251 --> 00:08:11,753 Well, speaking of Christmas, your daddy sent you a very special present. 170 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:14,172 - Huh? - ( Gasps ) A car! 171 00:08:14,173 --> 00:08:16,905 ( Girls squealing ) Yay! 172 00:08:16,906 --> 00:08:18,591 Clearly better than what I got... 173 00:08:18,592 --> 00:08:19,794 Nothing. 174 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:22,312 Not even a Tipton mug. 175 00:08:22,313 --> 00:08:24,472 - Help me get this bow off. - Okay. 176 00:08:24,875 --> 00:08:25,967 I remember this. 177 00:08:25,968 --> 00:08:30,005 For my eighth birthday daddy sent me a little person chauffeur. 178 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,734 If he'd only remembered to put holes in the box. 179 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:38,191 I just love it. It's got sparkle! 180 00:08:38,192 --> 00:08:39,395 Yes. 181 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:41,393 Okay, London, you can play with your car later. 182 00:08:41,394 --> 00:08:43,237 Now it's time to head down to the homeless shelter 183 00:08:43,238 --> 00:08:46,086 so we can serve Christmas breakfast to the needy. 184 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,886 Of course. I love helping people. 185 00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:52,189 Is daddy going to meet us down there or are we all going together? 186 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,832 Well... unfortunately, dear, 187 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,833 daddy's not going to make it home this Christmas. 188 00:08:57,834 --> 00:08:59,330 Something came up. 189 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,492 Yeah, that something turned out to be Louise... 190 00:09:01,493 --> 00:09:02,811 My third stepmom. 191 00:09:02,812 --> 00:09:06,095 She only hugged me once, and that was to pick my pocket. 192 00:09:07,387 --> 00:09:09,804 Daddy's missing Christmas? 193 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:12,222 ( Sighs ) You know what? 194 00:09:12,223 --> 00:09:15,583 Let's head down to that shelter and we'll help the less fortunate. 195 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:17,637 That will always buck up your spirits. 196 00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:19,615 My spirits are fine. 197 00:09:19,616 --> 00:09:21,990 I just want to sit here and play with my toys. 198 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:24,409 Right, London... yeow! 199 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,837 So, London, do you understand why I brought you back here? 200 00:09:30,014 --> 00:09:31,948 Yeah, I do. 201 00:09:31,949 --> 00:09:35,987 So I could see that funny foot thing again! Ha ha ha! 202 00:09:36,058 --> 00:09:39,650 Well, I'll just tell the people at the shelter that you weren't feeling well. 203 00:09:39,651 --> 00:09:41,333 Yeah, whatever. 204 00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:44,182 Whee! 205 00:09:48,774 --> 00:09:52,613 Wow, that was a weird dream. 206 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:54,370 ( Gasps ) 207 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,216 Santa still hasn't come? 208 00:09:58,217 --> 00:10:03,482 Oh, his sleigh must be flying slow with all my presents weighing it down! 209 00:10:04,006 --> 00:10:06,785 ♪ diamond rings, diamond rings, diamond jewelry. ♪ 210 00:10:06,786 --> 00:10:10,236 ♪ oh, what fun it is to have so many gifts for me, yay! ♪ 211 00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:16,221 - a little pitchy, honey. - ( Screaming ) 212 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,806 I'm not done with you yet. 213 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:22,535 Now that you've seen your past, 214 00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:26,802 - I have to show you your Christmas present. - Oh, Christmas present! 215 00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:30,895 I love Christmas presents! Open wide, I'm coming in! 216 00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:35,837 - Ow. - Oh, how graceful. 217 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:39,164 ( Gasps ) Are those gifts for me? 218 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:42,625 Bailey, when you're done wrapping those, just drop them off at my cabin. 219 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:45,237 Just like last time, they can't hear you. 220 00:10:45,238 --> 00:10:47,760 - Oh, how I envy them. - ( Gasps ) 221 00:10:49,796 --> 00:10:51,447 - Oops. - ( Zack laughs ) 222 00:10:51,765 --> 00:10:54,580 Keep laughing and I'll make you show up at 5:00 A.M. tomorrow. 223 00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:56,825 - Mr. Moseby, can we talk about this? - No! 224 00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:58,975 And if you're not at the juice bar at 6:00 A.M. 225 00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:00,701 Tomorrow morning, you are fired. 226 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,308 - But that's not... - Zzzt! 227 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:04,671 I was going to ask you what you wanted for Christmas, 228 00:11:04,672 --> 00:11:06,282 - but now you're getting a zzzt! - Oh. 229 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:08,232 By the way, what size zzzt are you? 230 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:10,531 - Oh-hh. - Uh-hhhh. 231 00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:12,365 Well, Bailey, 232 00:11:12,431 --> 00:11:15,447 I'm afraid we don't have enough gifts for all of the orphans. 233 00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:19,324 Well, your mom sent you a tin of cookies. Why don't you donate those? 234 00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:22,119 They're supposed to be gifts, not punishments. 235 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,625 Why don't you just ask London? I'm sure she has plenty to give. 236 00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:28,822 We tried. She wouldn't donate a single thing. 237 00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:31,011 She's the most selfish girl I've ever met. 238 00:11:31,012 --> 00:11:32,498 Moseby: I thought she gave blood yesterday. 239 00:11:32,499 --> 00:11:34,181 Yeah, mine. 240 00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:38,684 I had no choice! The nurses wouldn't give me the cookies. 241 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:42,022 You know, London wasn't always like this. 242 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,294 Hmm, when she was little, we used to go down to the homeless shelter 243 00:11:45,295 --> 00:11:47,886 every Christmas and serve meals to the needy. 244 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:49,620 Really? London? 245 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:53,418 Oh yes, and now all she cares about is herself. 246 00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:55,908 I can't believe they're saying all those things about me. 247 00:11:55,909 --> 00:11:59,683 Especially Moseby. I am so not getting him a Christmas present this year. 248 00:11:59,684 --> 00:12:01,860 What were you going to get him? 249 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,042 Nothing. But now he deserves it. 250 00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:05,395 ( Clatters ) 251 00:12:05,696 --> 00:12:09,451 Oh, why won't these ornaments stay on? 252 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,968 ( Chittering ) 253 00:12:10,969 --> 00:12:14,170 Oh look! A little squirrel. 254 00:12:14,171 --> 00:12:17,688 - ( Screeches, shrieking ) - ( Screaming ) 255 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:26,076 Finally this dream is getting good. 256 00:12:26,077 --> 00:12:28,630 London, I think you're missing the point of our trip. 257 00:12:28,631 --> 00:12:31,839 Oh, shush up. I think the squirrel is about to eat his eye. 258 00:12:39,874 --> 00:12:42,298 Oh wow. 259 00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:44,077 These dreams are even freakier 260 00:12:44,078 --> 00:12:48,091 than the one where daddy made me go to a stupid s school. 261 00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:53,402 ( Screams ) 262 00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:55,396 I need to get some fresh air. 263 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,046 - Ready to go? - ( Screams ) 264 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,498 You can't take me if you can't find me! 265 00:13:04,476 --> 00:13:07,068 - Where'd she go? - I'm right here! 266 00:13:07,069 --> 00:13:09,833 - ( Laughs ) Gotcha. - Aww. 267 00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:17,688 Oh! 268 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:22,017 Okay, you've taken me to the past, you've taken me to the present. 269 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,141 What else is there? 270 00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:28,623 Caution, objects in the mirror may be dumber than they appear. 271 00:13:30,613 --> 00:13:32,719 - What was that? - Nothing. 272 00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:36,297 - You're coming with me to the future. - Pfft! No, I'm not. 273 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:39,799 If you don't, I'll make you look fat in every outfit you try on in front of me. 274 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,344 Or should I say fatter? 275 00:13:42,479 --> 00:13:44,969 Oh no, you didn't! 276 00:13:52,494 --> 00:13:54,878 Ew! Who is that wrinkled old hag? 277 00:13:54,879 --> 00:13:58,064 ( Laughs ) That's you in 60 years. 278 00:13:58,165 --> 00:13:59,594 Gray me! 279 00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:02,629 I really need to moisturize more. 280 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,490 Santa forgot me again? 281 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:10,630 Bah humbug. 282 00:14:10,631 --> 00:14:12,368 Nobody got me anything? 283 00:14:12,369 --> 00:14:16,039 What about Moseby? He never forgets to get me something. 284 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,425 At this point, honey, 285 00:14:17,426 --> 00:14:21,648 I'm afraid he's managing that big hotel in the sky. 286 00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,848 There are floating hotels in the future? 287 00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:27,118 Yeah, that's what I meant. 288 00:14:31,521 --> 00:14:32,617 ( Beeps ) 289 00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,318 Call Bailey. 290 00:14:35,732 --> 00:14:37,525 ( Rings ) 291 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,704 Bailey? 292 00:14:40,248 --> 00:14:41,712 It's London. 293 00:14:42,578 --> 00:14:43,715 Bailey: London? 294 00:14:44,234 --> 00:14:47,128 If you're calling to tell me how hideous I look, 295 00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:49,191 it's not funny anymore. 296 00:14:50,138 --> 00:14:51,749 Look, I can't talk right now. 297 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:56,388 I'm celebrating my 50th wedding anniversary with my husband. 298 00:14:56,389 --> 00:14:58,483 What loser would marry Bailey? 299 00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:00,307 Come on, sweetie. 300 00:15:01,423 --> 00:15:05,952 Let's finish our shuffleboard game before the arthritis flares up again. 301 00:15:05,953 --> 00:15:08,191 - Come help me out of my chair. - I'm coming. Please wait. 302 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:09,488 - No, you need to help me up. - Please wait. 303 00:15:09,489 --> 00:15:11,140 - Okay ready? - Here we go. Here... 304 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,202 - ( Groaning ) - I'm very close. 305 00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:15,583 - Never mind. - I'm gonna sit. 306 00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,590 Well, that answers that question. 307 00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:20,672 Who are you talking to? 308 00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:22,924 - Oh, it's London. - Whom? 309 00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:26,125 - It's London. - You've got a bunion? 310 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,437 No, turn up your hearing aid. 311 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:32,058 - It's London. - Well, you don't have to shout about it. 312 00:15:32,675 --> 00:15:34,467 - It's London. - Tipton? 313 00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,042 - Mm-hmm. - Hang up. 314 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,789 I'm sorry I didn't send you a Christmas gift, 315 00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:44,247 but after 60 years of not getting one back, 316 00:15:44,307 --> 00:15:47,147 I decided enough was enough. 317 00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:50,271 Besides, stamps are up to $9. 318 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,554 You give her heck, honey. 319 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,523 Merry Christmas, London. 320 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,212 ( Phone beeps ) 321 00:15:57,846 --> 00:16:01,369 The nerve of that woman. My blood is just boiling. 322 00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,866 Well, that's because your hand is in a cup of tea. 323 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,263 Oh. 324 00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:13,448 Hey, nerd, you seen Cody? 325 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,154 I'm right here, Zack. What do you want? 326 00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:20,337 I forgot. 327 00:16:22,027 --> 00:16:23,744 I'm gonna go over there now. 328 00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:30,454 I still don't understand why you wanted 329 00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:33,346 Zack to come on our anniversary trip. 330 00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:35,828 It's because he lives on our couch. 331 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,974 And I wasn't about to leave him alone in the house again. 332 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:42,602 You remember that wild party he threw for his 75th birthday? 333 00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:45,266 Oh, I don't know what they were doing. 334 00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:49,278 All I know is I found nine sets of dentures in our couch. 335 00:16:50,316 --> 00:16:52,578 I'm so glad I have you. 336 00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:55,091 I'm so glad I have you too. 337 00:16:58,782 --> 00:17:00,082 ( Hangs up ) 338 00:17:00,984 --> 00:17:02,026 ( Beeps ) 339 00:17:03,384 --> 00:17:05,343 I have nobody. 340 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,719 ( Sobbing ) 341 00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,092 That's awful. 342 00:17:16,019 --> 00:17:18,780 Am I really going to be that lonely, mirror? 343 00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,124 Mirror? 344 00:17:21,704 --> 00:17:22,907 Mirror? 345 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,467 Mirror? 346 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:27,808 Mirror! 347 00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:31,260 Mirror? 348 00:17:31,921 --> 00:17:32,919 Oh! 349 00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:36,059 No wrinkles, no wrinkles. No wrinkles. 350 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,385 - ( Knocks ) - Oh, mirror! 351 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,766 Oh! My gifts from daddy. 352 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:44,732 Thank you. Uh... here's a little something for you. 353 00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:47,551 Merry Christmas. 354 00:17:51,299 --> 00:17:57,122 ( Alarm beeping ) 355 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,235 ( Screams ) 356 00:18:28,861 --> 00:18:30,145 What the...? 357 00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:54,028 Zack's voice: Good morning, Mr. Moseby, and Merry Christmas. 358 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:58,018 Merry Christmas to you, Zack. See? It wasn't so hard to show up on time. 359 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:08,007 Wow, even in shorts, I'm still Schvitzing. 360 00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:09,896 You wouldn't be so hot if you were wearing a pair 361 00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:13,251 of these moisture-wicking compression pants. 362 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:16,335 Boy, I feel bad for whoever you're going to marry one day. 363 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:19,051 Yeah, that goes double for your chubby hubby. 364 00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:22,925 Happy Santa face. Happy Santa face. 365 00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:26,324 - Gather around, kids! - ( Cheering ) 366 00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:28,803 - It's time for presents. - Grab your present. 367 00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:32,131 Okay, now unfortunately you're going to have to share some of the presents 368 00:19:32,132 --> 00:19:34,508 because the elves didn't give themselves enough time 369 00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:39,270 - to finish all the toys this year. - Oh sure, blame the elves. 370 00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:43,008 - If the tights fit... - Compression pants. 371 00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:46,771 Ho ho ho! London Claus is here and I'm spreading Christmas cheer. 372 00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:49,516 - Oh my gosh. - ( Cheering ) 373 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,219 London, what's going on? 374 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:54,282 I sold all the jewelry daddy sent me and bought toys for the orphans. 375 00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:57,413 After all, there is no "I" in Christmas. 376 00:19:57,832 --> 00:19:59,595 - Actually there is one... - Shh! 377 00:19:59,596 --> 00:20:02,036 Don't interrupt a Christmas miracle. 378 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,767 London, I'm so proud of you. What caused the change of heart? 379 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:08,482 My talking mirror when he took me through a time warp. 380 00:20:09,798 --> 00:20:13,109 Looks like London Claus has been eating some bad fruitcake. 381 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:17,984 No, I just learned that it's better to give than to receive. 382 00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:20,516 And, you know, I really have to appreciate the people around me 383 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,484 or one day they might not be there. 384 00:20:22,485 --> 00:20:27,421 Oh, London, please tell me this isn't a squirrel-bite-rabies-induced hallucination. 385 00:20:27,972 --> 00:20:30,036 Nope, it's real. 386 00:20:30,049 --> 00:20:32,252 And since you guys are always there for me, 387 00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:33,940 I got you all gifts! 388 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,516 Now you're talking. 389 00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:41,783 - Ooh, a Tipton coffee mug! - A solid-gold Tipton coffee mug. 390 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,877 - ( Laughs ) Ugh. - ( Squeals ) 391 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:45,078 Thank you. 392 00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:49,367 And, Cody, I got you a first-class ticket home to see your mom. 393 00:20:49,368 --> 00:20:53,519 Oh, now I can see my mommy? This is the best gift ever. 394 00:20:54,616 --> 00:20:57,240 You didn't get me the same thing, did you? 395 00:20:58,414 --> 00:21:00,864 Nope! I got you... 396 00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:02,771 A jet pack! 397 00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:04,443 ( Shrieks ) This is the best gift ever! 398 00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:06,569 ( Groans ) 399 00:21:10,632 --> 00:21:11,992 - And, Bailey. - Mm-hmm. 400 00:21:11,993 --> 00:21:14,959 I got you the most special gift of all. 401 00:21:15,571 --> 00:21:18,599 I'm giving you your closet back. Ahhh! 402 00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:22,041 - Wait wait wait, hold up. - Huh? 403 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,291 - Moseby gets a solid-gold mug... - Uh-huh. 404 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:28,333 ... Cody gets first-class airfare, Zack gets a ding danged jet pack. 405 00:21:28,717 --> 00:21:31,368 And you give me back what's rightfully mine? 406 00:21:31,822 --> 00:21:33,458 You're welcome! 407 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,293 Thank you. 408 00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:40,470 - Merry Christmas, everyone. - Merry Christmas! 409 00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:43,031 Especially you, tiny Moseby. 410 00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:45,247 Merry Christmas, London. 411 00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,121 Okay, come on, kids. 412 00:21:51,236 --> 00:21:54,044 At least London made Christmas special for the orphans. 413 00:21:54,298 --> 00:21:57,514 You know, you had a lot to do with that too, Bailey. 414 00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:59,469 And you make a great-looking Santa. 415 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:02,030 Thanks. *** without you. 416 00:22:06,899 --> 00:22:08,656 ♪ 417 00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:11,664 Well, Zack... 418 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,423 I guess in this Christmas crew, people can really change. 419 00:22:14,424 --> 00:22:15,938 It's true. 420 00:22:15,988 --> 00:22:17,565 Merry Christmas, Zack. 421 00:22:19,111 --> 00:22:23,731 - Oh, come on. Now it's Christmas. - Allright. Oh, come on. 422 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,892 Oh. 423 00:22:25,686 --> 00:22:28,636 Zack's voice: Good morning, Mr. Moseby, and Merry Christmas. 424 00:22:30,613 --> 00:22:36,593 Synch by Benfo. Www.addic7ed.com 425 00:22:36,643 --> 00:22:41,193 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32835

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