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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,450 --> 00:00:07,920 I'm down to one radium grenade. 2 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:09,350 - Cover me! - I've got your back. 3 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:10,860 Move move! 4 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,260 Cyber bug attack at 6:00. 5 00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:14,960 Stand aside, brothers in arms! 6 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,470 I got him! 7 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,470 That was the tv remote. You just changed the channel. 8 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:23,440 Sorry, these night vision goggles. 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,640 Don't work so well with the lights on. 10 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,110 I still can't believe you're a part of guys' night. 11 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:30,780 Ho ho, my lounge, my tv. 12 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,220 Don't worry, I got him! 13 00:00:33,260 --> 00:00:35,160 Eat space dust, you big-headed freak! 14 00:00:35,190 --> 00:00:36,790 Whoo! 15 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:38,130 - Hey! - Did you see that? 16 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,330 We won! Yeah! 17 00:00:40,370 --> 00:00:42,230 Zack, you just single-handedly wiped out. 18 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,500 The entire creplock squadron. 19 00:00:44,540 --> 00:00:46,040 - Well... - Hey hey. 20 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,570 Thanks to our fearless Captain, 21 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,910 We made elite warrior status. 22 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:51,310 Ha ha, I'm an elite warrior, 23 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:53,510 The most ferocious in the galaxy. 24 00:00:53,550 --> 00:00:55,250 Oh, I can't wait to tell mother. 25 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,890 And next Friday night we will be playing. 26 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,690 The undefeated team from Australia. 27 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:02,660 For the title "supreme invaders." 28 00:01:02,690 --> 00:01:06,390 - We're gonna knock them into the next galaxy. - No no no no. 29 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,860 The next galaxy? 30 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:09,360 We're gonna knock them all the way. 31 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,630 To abell 1835 irl916! 32 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,740 - The galaxy farthest from earth is what I... - Whatever. 33 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,770 - The point is we're going to win. - Uh-huh. 34 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:24,180 Galactic gladiators! 35 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,780 Careful. 36 00:01:25,810 --> 00:01:28,380 You know I have a sensitive sternum. 37 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:34,660 ♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪ 38 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,090 ♪ come along with me ♪ 39 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,700 ♪ and let's head out to see ♪ 40 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,460 ♪ what this world has ♪ 41 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,970 ♪ for you and for me now ♪ 42 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,170 ♪ whichever way the wind blows ♪ 43 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,170 - ♪ we say... ♪ - ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪ 44 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,510 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 45 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:55,080 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Ain't no stopping us now ♪ 46 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,950 ♪ 'cause we're living the suite life ♪ 47 00:01:57,980 --> 00:02:00,310 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ This boat's rocking ♪ 48 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:03,950 - ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking the whole world round ♪ 49 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:08,020 ♪ and we're living the suite life now ♪ 50 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,860 ♪ hey ho, oh ay oh ♪ 51 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:11,160 ♪ let's go! ♪. 52 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,500 Oh, this is stupid. 53 00:02:16,540 --> 00:02:19,670 London, it's a school requirement to do community service. 54 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,240 You have to pick something from this list. 55 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,970 Yeah, but they're all helping people. 56 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:24,780 And where's the fun in that? 57 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:27,940 Not everything in life is fun, including this conversation. 58 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,580 Look, I'm signed up to help in the playroom. 59 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,620 Oh, I know how to play! I'll do that. 60 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:36,590 London, it's not playing. 61 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:38,620 It's helping take care of the passengers' kids. 62 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,660 Ew! Wait, you mean I have to hang out. 63 00:02:40,690 --> 00:02:42,690 With a bunch of sticky booger-eaters? 64 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,260 Undo undo undo. 65 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,630 - It's too late. - Oh rats. 66 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:49,600 Don't worry, it'll be easy. 67 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,040 I'm great at babysitting. 68 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,040 Back in kettlecorn, I used to take care. 69 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:54,540 Of this kid named ellie-may. 70 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,740 - Oh, was she a neighbor? - No, our goat. 71 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:06,650 So, big change on someone's online profile. 72 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:08,990 Oh, you saw I got my 10th friend? 73 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,630 Double digits, baby! 74 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,360 Yeah, it's nice that your grandma. 75 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,000 Finally accepted your friend request. 76 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:18,970 Actually it was my mom. Nana's still pending. 77 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,040 No, I'm talking about Maya's page. 78 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:24,370 Looks like she just updated her status. 79 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:27,140 To "in a relationship." 80 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,140 You know what this means, Zack? 81 00:03:29,180 --> 00:03:30,880 Yeah, she's really into me. Can you blame her? 82 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:34,410 No... 83 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:37,850 It means you gotta change your status too. 84 00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:41,220 And, well, your whole life. 85 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,520 No, I don't. I already got Maya. 86 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,160 It's smooth sailing from here. 87 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:48,700 Hah! Smooth sailing, just like the Titanic. 88 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,430 You have no idea how much work it takes. 89 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,200 To maintain a relationship with a girl. 90 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:54,700 Oh yeah? What work? 91 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,710 Well, they always make you put them first. 92 00:03:57,740 --> 00:04:00,010 Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. 93 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,180 When we started dating, Bailey made me join. 94 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,080 Her stupid quilting circle. 95 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,080 You were in that before she was. 96 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,580 Whatever. My point is... 97 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,250 Actually, didn't you start the quilting circle? 98 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:14,420 My point is... 99 00:04:14,460 --> 00:04:16,590 You're gonna have to start making changes, my friend. 100 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:18,090 No no no. 101 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:20,130 I'm not gonna change for anybody, not even Maya. 102 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,700 That guy. 103 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,900 What does Cody know about women. 104 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:30,240 Except that he's a pedicure away from being one? 105 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,570 So does this mean you're not gonna change your status. 106 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,540 To "in a relationship"? 107 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:35,940 No way. 108 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,280 Just because Maya changed hers. 109 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,750 Doesn't mean I have to change mine. 110 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:40,280 Hi, Zack. 111 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,450 Did you happen to notice my status? 112 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,880 Of course I did. 113 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,650 So? 114 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:49,120 So nice of you to do that. 115 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,890 And? 116 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,890 And I was just about to change mine. 117 00:04:54,930 --> 00:04:57,330 But I wanted to see your face when I did it. 118 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,600 Aw, Zack! 119 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:01,070 See? That's the face! 120 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,270 Way to hold your ground, pal. 121 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:05,270 Huh. 122 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,840 I just got a friend request from a Mildred fink. 123 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,850 Nana? Hurtful. 124 00:05:15,650 --> 00:05:17,650 Hi, kids. 125 00:05:17,690 --> 00:05:19,150 I'm Bailey. 126 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:23,990 And I'm beary glad to meet you. 127 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:30,270 Bear... ahem. Come on in, miss london. 128 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,530 No, they're all sticky and germy. 129 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:36,000 Come on. 130 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,110 London. 131 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:41,540 Look, an astronaut! 132 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:43,950 No no no no! 133 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:45,980 Let me go! 134 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,180 Whoa! Back! Hold them back. 135 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:51,850 Miss london was just playing lion tamer. 136 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,620 Isn't she fun? 137 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:56,730 Funner than your lame bear shirt. 138 00:05:57,860 --> 00:05:59,460 Told ya. 139 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:03,000 Uh, actually, Sally, 140 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,970 There's no such word as "funner." 141 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,470 Clearly... Not in your world. 142 00:06:10,510 --> 00:06:13,540 Move, grandma, so we can play with the astronaut. 143 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,350 Shh shh. 144 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:21,150 Look, kids. Look what I have... 145 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:24,220 Vocabulary flashcards! 146 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:28,560 Here's a vocabulary word for you: Bor-ing! 147 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:30,190 ♪ Bailey is boring ♪ 148 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:31,900 ♪ Bailey is boring ♪ 149 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:35,130 ♪ Bailey is boring, Bailey is boring... ♪. 150 00:06:37,070 --> 00:06:39,670 So I'm getting the arsenal ready for Friday night. 151 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,040 I've got fluvium Rays, pulsar bazookas, flak... 152 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,540 Guys, guys, look what I've got... 153 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,880 A new camouflage pocket hanky. 154 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,950 Manly, huh? 155 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:53,080 Ooh, Woody, kudos on the camouflage socks. 156 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,720 Oh, actually they're white. 157 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,650 I just haven't washed them in a month or so. 158 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,520 Oh, it's Maya. I gotta take this. 159 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,260 Hah, yes, you do. 160 00:07:04,790 --> 00:07:06,860 I told you. 161 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,030 What does she need now? 162 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:11,800 She is coming up to the sky deck with a surprise for me. 163 00:07:11,830 --> 00:07:14,740 You see? She does stuff for me. 164 00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:17,440 Hi, Zack. 165 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,570 Oh, hello. 166 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,040 So what's my surprise? 167 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,540 You're looking at it. 168 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:24,650 Is it invisible? 169 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,620 You mean you don't notice anything different about me? 170 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:30,090 Of course I do. I noticed that... 171 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,590 Ah, her hair. 172 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:33,390 That you have hair... 173 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,390 Hair you have done something to. 174 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:36,790 Yes. 175 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:38,930 I don't know the technical term, 176 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,400 But I know that it makes you even more. 177 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:42,170 Incredibly beautiful than you were before. 178 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,170 - Aw, you're so sweet. - Mwah! 179 00:07:48,270 --> 00:07:50,070 Yeah, you're welcome. 180 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:52,110 By the way, she had her split ends trimmed, 181 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:55,110 A hot oil treatment and subtle caramel highlights. 182 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,510 Congratulations. 183 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:01,820 You just went from extreme warrior to extreme hairdresser. 184 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,420 Thank you for sharing the giant booger. 185 00:08:06,460 --> 00:08:07,790 You pulled out of your nose. 186 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:11,560 And yes, it does look a little bit like Santa. 187 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,200 Okay, who's next in the share share? 188 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,040 My turn, my turn! 189 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:20,640 Miss london has a special share to show all of you. 190 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,110 Ooh ooh, what's in the box, miss london? 191 00:08:23,140 --> 00:08:26,140 Something really funny: 192 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:29,810 Bailey's clothes! 193 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,450 Check out the stripes on this thing. 194 00:08:34,490 --> 00:08:36,650 I think there's a zebra running around somewhere. 195 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,720 With no clothes on because miss Bailey here stole them. 196 00:08:42,330 --> 00:08:44,900 Okay, the little hand's on the three. 197 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,630 That means 3:00. 198 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:49,500 So share time is over. 199 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,010 Oh, don't be sad, because now it's time. 200 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,810 For miss Bailey to teach you all about. 201 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,750 One of the most fun things in the whole world... 202 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:02,510 Math! 203 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:06,050 Wow, you're making me miss that kid's Santa booger. 204 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:08,020 No no no, it'll be fun. 205 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:11,990 And here to prove it is one of my favorite math friends. 206 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:17,700 Boys and girls, meet gottfried leibniz. 207 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:19,900 Guten tag, kinder. 208 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:27,210 Leibniz? Born in leipzig, 1646? 209 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,510 Developed the binary system of arithmetic? 210 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,540 I mean... okay. 211 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:35,010 All right, who did that? 212 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:38,520 Hey, that kid was gonna throw a block. 213 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:42,190 All righty, who's ready for some arts and crafts? 214 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:44,920 - Yay! - Great! 215 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,530 I'll get the toothpicks and cotton balls. 216 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,890 We can make some awesome 3-d molecules. 217 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:50,400 Fun, right? 218 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:52,670 Get the glitter. 219 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:02,610 Now this is funner. 220 00:10:05,850 --> 00:10:08,820 - So, Captain, ready to lead us to victory? - You bet. 221 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,320 By this time tomorrow night, 222 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,920 We will be dancing on aussie alien guts. 223 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:15,060 Ooh, that reminds me... 224 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:16,820 I have to get my camouflage dry-cleaned. 225 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,330 You know, it says "wash and wear," 226 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,160 But it never really is. 227 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:22,830 Uh, Mr. Moseby, I... 228 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,770 I noticed you haven't accepted my friend request yet. 229 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:29,540 Isn't it enough that we're friends off line? 230 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,780 Zack, Zack, Zack, I have the best news ever! 231 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:36,340 I've been invited to read one of my poems. 232 00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,180 At poet palooza! 233 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:39,680 Wow, that's fantastic. 234 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,850 You know, I love poetry and paloozas. 235 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,750 Really? Who's your favorite poet? 236 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:48,150 Frost? Dickinson? Oh, wordsworth? 237 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,790 I'm more of a Seuss fan, 238 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:55,090 Especially during his "green eggs" period. 239 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:58,100 So you are gonna be there to support me, right? 240 00:10:58,130 --> 00:10:59,600 Are you kidding? 241 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:02,100 Wild horses couldn't drag me away. 242 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:05,110 Great. It's tomorrow night at the sky deck at 8:00. 243 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,810 See you there. 244 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,880 Tomorrow at 8:00. 245 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:13,480 Here's your camouflage for tomorrow at 8:00. 246 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,220 - You had it dry-cleaned? - Yeah. 247 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:21,290 It says "wash and wear," but it never really is. 248 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,620 Look, about tomorrow night, 249 00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,990 Is 8:00 a hard start, or could we start a little later? 250 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,130 - Like 10:00, 10:30 or something? - What? 251 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,730 You know we can't change the time. 252 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,300 What are you...? 253 00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:33,830 Wait a minute. 254 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,540 Wait a minute. 255 00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,470 This is about Maya. 256 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,010 She asked you to change something, didn't she? 257 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,540 No, she didn't. 258 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,650 So she didn't ask you to do anything then? 259 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,820 No. This has nothing to do with Maya. 260 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,650 And she's totally okay with you going. 261 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:50,920 To guys' night tomorrow? 262 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:53,290 Yes. 263 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:58,990 Okay. Well, I guess I owe you an apology. 264 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:02,660 Seems like you've got this whole relationship thing under control. 265 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,170 Yes, I do. 266 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,640 No, I don't. 267 00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:18,810 I can't get rid of that glitter. 268 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,580 I still keep finding it everywhere. 269 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:28,520 Wow, your ear's more sparkly than your personality. 270 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:32,160 So, ready for another day of playing with the kids? 271 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,060 I was thinking we'd start by playing. 272 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,360 Pin the tail on the Bailey. Ahh! 273 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,160 I think I'll pass. The kids hate me. 274 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,800 Mm, not just the kids. 275 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,860 I guess I'll just have to give up. 276 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,570 My dream of being a teacher. 277 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,540 And a pediatrician. 278 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,200 - And a mother. - Yeah. 279 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,980 This is the part where you're supposed to tell me I'm wrong. 280 00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,250 Why? You're right. 281 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,250 I don't get it. Why do you get along with the kids so well? 282 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:04,990 Mm, I don't know. 283 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,190 It's almost as if I have the mind of a six-year-old. 284 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,530 - So you're first up, right? - No. 285 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:17,670 First up is the haikus, then the quatrains, then the limericks. 286 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,200 Oh, three of my favorite bands. 287 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:20,940 No, silly. 288 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,670 You know those are all types of poetry. 289 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:26,110 Heh, yeah. 290 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,750 Thanks again so much for being here to support me. 291 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,380 Absolutely. 292 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,750 You know that I am here for you. 293 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,660 Gotta tinkle. 294 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,400 Okay okay. 295 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,180 ♪ the wheels on the limo go... ♪. 296 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,810 Hello? A little help here? 297 00:14:02,850 --> 00:14:05,980 - Round and round. - Are you sure? 298 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,420 We're all sure. 299 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,390 Really? 300 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,320 I'm thirsty. Can you open my juice box? 301 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,420 Oh yeah, sure. 302 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,600 Guess not. 303 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,970 Why don't these stupid things come with instructions? 304 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,910 They do. Can't you read? 305 00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,610 I can read betterer than you. 306 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,180 You are d-u-m-b. 307 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,780 I am not ugly! 308 00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,920 Oh, ew ew! Get away! 309 00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,490 There's nothing grosser than snot. 310 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,460 Wanna bet? 311 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,190 That kid's making a boom boom. 312 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,960 I stand corrected. 313 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,800 We're hungry. Get our snack. 314 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,430 - Get your personal chef to do it. - That's you. 315 00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:58,430 Snacks snacks snacks! What? 316 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:01,200 Ew ew! Snacks snacks snacks! 317 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,940 That's it! 318 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,640 Sit down and be quiet, you little bags of snot! 319 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,980 Oh. 320 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,990 You still love me, don't you, gottfried? 321 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,530 Ja, Bailey. 322 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,900 I love you more than strudel. 323 00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:32,970 Ahem, ja? 324 00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:34,540 I mean hello? 325 00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:43,210 Oh boy. 326 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,580 - All right, you guys ready? - Ready? 327 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,180 You're 15 minutes late. 328 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,990 You missed the pregame pilates. 329 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:51,190 I'll survive. 330 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:54,160 - Wait, I don't want any makeup. - Dude, it's tradition. 331 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,060 And it hides my zits. 332 00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,830 - It's starting, it's starting. - Oh yeah, let's get 'em! 333 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,430 - Somebody help me up. Somebody help me up. - Okay okay. 334 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:04,400 - Woody, here, take this. - Thank you. 335 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:08,210 - All right. - All right, Zack, lead us to victory. 336 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,910 Okay, Cody and moseby, activate your antigravity boots. 337 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:12,480 And hop over that asteroid belt. 338 00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:18,020 - We'll ambush them from the rear. - Okay, what do I do? 339 00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:21,020 Uh, get out there and start waving your hands. 340 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:24,590 - But they'll blast me out of the sky. - Just take one for the team. 341 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:28,200 Oh. 342 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,200 All right, Captain, what do we do now? 343 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,800 Uh, I don't know about you guys, 344 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,970 But your Captain's gotta tinkle. 345 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,140 - Fight on, men. - What do I always say about pregame potty? 346 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,090 Okay. 347 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:02,300 Where have you been? I'm next. 348 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,800 I... I'm sorry. 349 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,800 There was this huge line in the men's room. 350 00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:10,070 That went all the way around the ship... Twice. 351 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,440 What's on your face? 352 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,650 - Excitement! - And now Maya Bennett. 353 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,280 Ooh, you're up! 354 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,780 Now go up there and rhyme. 355 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:23,720 Rhyme like no one's ever rhymed before. 356 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:27,050 That's my girlfriend. 357 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,860 He looks at me with loving eyes. 358 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:37,600 I know he'll never tell me lies. 359 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:40,500 - Uh-oh. - With him I know I'll never grieve 360 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:46,040 'cause from my side he'll never... Leave? 361 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,540 Oh my gosh! 362 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,340 London? Where's london? 363 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,980 What have you done with london? 364 00:17:55,010 --> 00:17:57,980 She's in the doghouse. 365 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,560 London? 366 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,060 Are you okay? 367 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:07,290 I'm not coming out till you make them stop! 368 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,630 Wait... 369 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,400 Hey. 370 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,430 Hey. 371 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,710 I know how to do this. 372 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:21,380 Yeehaw! 373 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,580 Get along, little kiddies. 374 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,850 Get along. Come on, now! 375 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,480 Get along, get along. Whee! 376 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,520 Oop, I got me a stray. Come on. 377 00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:30,750 Now get in the corner. Yeehaw! 378 00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:33,420 Time! 379 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,220 That got her done. 380 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:39,190 Wow, for once your stupid farm talk came in handy. 381 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:41,930 That was fun. Let's do it again! 382 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,340 Okay then. 383 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:49,070 Who wants to be hogtied and branded. 384 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:50,670 With nontoxic markers? 385 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,580 Yay! 386 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,050 Let's get the rich chick! 387 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,210 Whoo! 388 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:08,220 On my mark. Three, two, one, 389 00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,720 Mark! 390 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,360 Oh! We did it! 391 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,460 We won, we won! 392 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,770 Zack, why are you wearing a tie? 393 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,540 Because I knew we'd win. 394 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,440 And I wanted to look good for the group photo. 395 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,740 All in, all in. Whee. 396 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,880 Ha ha. There we go. 397 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:29,950 Galactic gladiators! 398 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,110 - Oh. - Ah ah. 399 00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,650 It's okay, I've got a chest protector. 400 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,590 But there goes my shoulder. 401 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,490 I'll go get the nurse. 402 00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,530 Hey, Maya. 403 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:49,770 Now would be a good time for a lot more camouflage. 404 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,570 Zack, what's going on? 405 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,970 Isn't it obvious? Zack's a hero. 406 00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:56,810 - He just led us to supreme invaders status. - Really? 407 00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:00,240 - Mm-hmm. - Oh well, I was thinking of changing my status too, 408 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,980 Back to single. 409 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,480 Ooh! 410 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,450 Oh, and by the way, I got a standing ovation at the poetry reading. 411 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:10,660 But you wouldn't know that because you weren't there. 412 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:12,260 Oh. 413 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,160 Stop it. 414 00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,130 Look, Maya, I... I really wanted to be there for you, 415 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,760 But tonight's the championship. 416 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,930 I'm the Captain and the guys needed me. 417 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,130 - Why didn't you just tell me that? - Yeah. 418 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:27,540 Zack, why didn't you just tell her? 419 00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:29,970 What are you, scared of your girlfriend or something? 420 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,610 Okay, stop. Stop stop stop stop. 421 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,210 Stop stop. 422 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:40,050 Zack, look, just 'cause we're in a relationship. 423 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:43,110 Doesn't mean I expect you to give up your friends. 424 00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:44,520 Really? 425 00:20:44,550 --> 00:20:46,520 Really? 426 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,790 You're not just trying to trick me by saying something. 427 00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,660 You think you need to say but really don't mean? 428 00:20:50,690 --> 00:20:53,230 Wow, you really are beginning to get. 429 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,390 This whole relationship thing, aren't you? 430 00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:58,160 Look, I'm not saying there won't be times. 431 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,970 When I want you to myself. 432 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,330 But I like you. 433 00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:04,140 And you wouldn't be you if you didn't want. 434 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,070 To hang out with the guys. 435 00:21:06,110 --> 00:21:10,370 Oh, so what you're saying is you like me for me. 436 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:12,810 And I don't have to change? 437 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:16,210 Well, you could change your shirt once in a while. 438 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,210 Is that "invasion force"? 439 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,920 Dude, I love this game. Give me that controller. 440 00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:24,850 Whoa. Hey there, little missy. 441 00:21:24,890 --> 00:21:29,360 Are you guys cool with a girl crashing guys' night? 442 00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:31,590 We let you in, didn't we? 443 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,750 Bullied, broken, beaten down. 444 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:44,050 At the hands of another. 445 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,160 My heartless tormentor: My very own brother. 446 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,990 Sometimes I feel like his cannon fodder. 447 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,600 While I sleep. 448 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:01,170 He puts my hand in warm water. 449 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,830 See, london? 450 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:05,700 I told you we could get 'em all to fall asleep. 451 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:12,080 Huh, missed a spot. 452 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,480 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 453 00:22:13,530 --> 00:22:18,080 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31999

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