All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s03e07 Computer Date.eng

Ah, cody-- just the person
I wanted to see.

I met this annoying girl
in the teen lounge last night.

She's a boring,
mousy little geek.

So?

So I got her number
for you.

Why can't you understand
that I'm just happy being alone?

Can't you see
how happy I am?

Yes, I think you just
spit some of your joy in my eye.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey look, it's arwin.

Arwin, hey, what's up?

Well, actually, me.
I'm on mr. Tipton's helicopter.

I'm coming
to visit you guys.

Awesome.
When are you coming onboard?

Now!

What? We're in the middle
of the ocean.

Never fear.

I'm using a new device
I invented for mr. Tipton.

It can safely eject you
anywhere--

You know, for tax
evasion purposes.

I'm basically in a giant
rubber ball.

Arwin, that sounds
kind of risky.

Oh, it's time to go.
Okay, here we go.

Five, four,
three, two, one!

Arwin, are you okay?

Sure. This thing's
totally waterproof.

Mommy!

♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪

♪ come along with me ♪

♪ and let's head out to see ♪

♪ what this world has ♪

♪ for you and for me now ♪

♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪

- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪

♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪

♪ and we're living
the suite life now ♪

♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪

♪ let's go! ♪

Arwin, always happy
to see you.

But here's a thought--
maybe next time

You should just walk up
the old gangplank.

Are you kidding?
Those things are death traps.

Oh.

Arwin, so great
to see you.

Hey, guys.

Your mom shows me pictures
of you all the time,

But you can't hug a picture.

Well, you can,
but the paper cuts are nasty.

- Oh, arwin!
- London!

- Yay! Eww!
- Sorry.

You're here to rescue me
from the stupid sea school.

So long, suckers.
Let's go, let's go.

Actually I'm not here
to rescue you.

Rats.

So, arwin,
what brings you here

Besides, you know,
a giant bouncy ball?

Well, mr. Tipton
has given me a very important job.

Agh!

I have created
a super computer

That's going to automate
the entire ship.

So now the "ss"
in "ss tipton"

Is going to stand for
"smart ship."

- Wow.
- Awesome.

Uh-oh.

I'm gonna
name it cal.

That must stand for
computer-automated logistics.

Nah, I just like
the name.

Oh! Now if you'll
excuse me,

I have a fiddler crab
in my underpants.

And he's fiddlin'.

Zack, we're in trouble.
We need your help.

Okay, step one--
deny everything.

Step two-- if they
don't believe step one,

Blame your twin.

No, we need you
to tutor us.

Wow, you guys must be
really desperate.

Not that kind of tutoring.
We're both failing gym.

You'd think my shopping spree
in paris would count.

I gave my credit card
quite the workout.

And coach told me
I don't get credit for crying

And rocking back and forth
while being pelted with dodge balls.

Apparently we can still pass
if we take some kind of health and fitness test.

We're only lacking
two things-- health...

And fitness.

I'm telling you
it's all bailey's fault.

But somehow I'm the jerk
for planning the perfect anniversary

While she cavorts
with some french guy.

Ah, women.

Too bad they don't come
with clear instructions

Like these.

What am I going
to do, arwin?

I'll never find another girl
who I can relate to

On an emotional
and intellectual level the way I did with bailey.

Well, time heals
all wounds, cody.

It was the same thing
with your mom,

But eventually I saw that
there was no hope for us

- And I moved on.
- You did?

No, I still love
your mommy!

Maybe we should just
focus on cal.

That's good idea, yes.

Okay.

So this system
controls everything,

From the engines
to the toilets.

Oh, by the way, if you have
any flushing issues,

Just jiggle this knob
right here.

I'll let woody know,

- If he ever flushes.
- Okay.

Okay,

Let me introduce
you to...

Cal!

Operating systems are online.

I think
cal might be a girl.

Well, a little adjustment
here and--

Callie.

All right,
ready to work out?

I thought the walk here
was the workout.

If you plan on
passing p.E.,

You need to do
some basic exercise.

All right? So let's start
with the treadmills.

Oh, this is hard.

I haven't even
turned it on yet.

I meant standing up.

So far I'm very impressed
with callie.

The engines are running
20% more efficiently,

The temperature of the pool
changes based on the climate we're in,

And it's as if the toilet
knows you're done before you do.

I'll tell you what:
If you like that, you're gonna love this.

See, callie controls
every system on the ship,

Including the gym equipment.
Watch this.

Callie, speed up
treadmill two.

Speeding up treadmill.

What's happening?

The floor is moving.

Whoa!

What was that
crunching noise?

My spine.

- Arwin.
- Greetings, cody.

Callie, you know
who I am?

Of course.

Arwin programmed me
to recognize all passengers onboard

- In order to serve them
more efficiently. - Wow.

You are intelligent,
loyal, sensitive,

And you have a fear
of penguins.

They're birds who swim
but don't fly.

That's weird, right?

I agree.

Hey, cody.
Hey, callie.

- Hey.
- Greetings.

I just need to run
a critical diagnostic.

Hmm.

Ooh, hot soup.
Hot soup.

Super hot.
Super hot.

You're welcome!

Arwin doesn't
always appreciate

My personality matrix,
but he loves my matzo balls.

Well, I think
you're a remarkable piece of machinery--

A trillion terabytes,
500 gigahertz c.P.U.,

All wrapped up in a sleek
titanium case-- whew.

Oh, go on.

You know, callie,
if you were real,

You would be
the perfect girl for me.

Ugh, time for my
towel shift.

Can't you stay
here, cody?

Trust me, I'd much rather
hang out with you.

Wait, cody.
Take some matzo ball soup to go.

It couldn't hurt.

Thank you, callie.

All right, let's try
some sit-ups.

How the heck do you
get out of bed?

A series of pulleys.

All right, london,
it's your turn.

London, wake up.

I had this weird dream

That I fell asleep in a gym
next to a walrus.

P.E. Is stupid.

How is this going to
help us in life?

Yeah, just like math--
who needs that?

And english.
I already speak it goodly.

Okay, p.E. Is
the one class

That's actually
worth something.

- All right, let's do
some weights. - Okay.

A little help.
A little help. A little help.

Okay.
Okay.

Whoo!

Hey, it's getting easier.

I must be in shape.

Oh, woody, you're up.

Yeah, zack's making us
get up at dawn and run around the ship.

It's 11:00.

And that's as close to dawn
as I ever want to get.

Cody, I see you're back.

Callie?

I made you
some brunch.

Callie, is that you?

Yes. I created
this mobile unit

So we could spend
more time together.

Am I aesthetically
acceptable?

Absolutely.
You're amazing.

Thank you.

Dude, the computer's hot.

And so are the muffins.

Those are for cody.

From a thorough study
of your dietary preferences,

I knew to make your omelet
with egg whites

And your bacon
extra crunchy.

Oh, I don't eat-

It's turkey bacon.

Well, I'll be darned.

Tonight, I thought we could
take a walk on the deck in the moonlight

And factor polynomials
together.

That sounds
really nice.

Hey, uh,

We're supposed to see a movie
in the ship's theater, remember?

"2001," about that
crazy computer

Who takes over the ship
and destroys everyone onboard.

That's my
favorite movie,

Although the beginning
is kind of slow.

Sorry, callie.
Maybe another night.

You shouldn't have
done that, woody.

Yeah? What are you gonna
do about it, jerkbot?

Agh! Agh!

Okay, cody's all yours.

Okay, I guess
I am done.

Arwin, sorry to interrupt you
on your way to the pool-

Oh, I'm not going
to the pool.

Okay.

Look, I need to--

No, I'm not doing that.

Look, I need to talk
to you about callie.

There's something wrong
with her juice bar function.

Hmm. Here, let me
check it out.

Callie, give me
a tangerine tickle.

Okay.

Wow, that didn't tickle.

Something must be diverting
callie's resources.

Now cody,
with your skin tone,

I suggest no more than
10 minutes of sunlight, with spf 50.

Thank you, callie.
You're the best.

Callie made her own
mobile unit.

My creation
made a creation.

I'm a granddad!

Get the donut, get the purse.
Get the donut, get the purse.

Get the donut, get the purse.
Get the donut, get the purse.

Get the donut, get the donut.
Get the purse.

Come on.

It's the tongue snatcher.

What are you
talking about?

Callie, that devil bot.

That's a robot?

I just thought it was a girl
with really bad dye job.

Oh, she's a robot,
and she crazy.

What do you mean?

She likes cody.

That's ridiculous.
Nobody likes cody.

Even cody is not crazy
about himself.

Well, callie likes him.

And I mean,
likes him likes him.

Move so cody
can sit down.

I know that tin can's
not talking to me.

I said move.

And I am not tin.
I am titanium.

Ow ow ow ow ow!

Sit down, cody.
I'll make you a snack.

Once again, I say
she crazy.

That's impossible.
Computers don't have emotions.

Well, actually,
the human brain is nothing more

Than a series of
electrical impulses and stored memories.

Given callie's
neural capacity,

It's quite possible
that she could have developed feelings.

Cody, we're talking
about a computer here.

It'd be like you started
dating your calculator.

Actually, he did that
in fifth grade.

We did not date.

We were just spending
quality time together.

- You took her to a movie.
- To calculate the student discount.

- Then why'd you
buy her popcorn? - Never mind.

Cody's bizarre
social life aside,

Callie is supposed
to be concerned with

The operations of the ship,
not making cody a snack.

I'm sure it's just a glitch,
nothing a little tinkering won't fix.

Cody, let's go down
to the computer room and check it out.

I knew handing over
control of my ship

To a glorified toaster oven
was a bad idea.

I am not
a toaster oven.

And you are a mess.

arwin!

Okay, well,

This report should tell us
what's wrong with callie.

I don't see what everyone's
complaining about.

So she spoils me
a little bit.

Don't I deserve that
for a change?

I'm gonna have to concur
with woody here--

She crazy.

"mrs. Callie martin,
mrs. Callie martin,

Mr. And mrs. Cody martin."

Yeah, that's strange.

Mr. Moseby, what's new?

Let's see,

They're serving clams casino
in the neptune lounge.

Oh, yes, and agnes
in communications-- she turns 45 today.

Oh, and what else?
Oh, yes.

Your smart ship turned me
into a mexican buffet!

Do you come with guac?

Oh!

- He started it.
- Did not.

- Did too.
- Did not.

- Did too.
- Did not.

I am powered by a nuclear
fusion reactor.

I can literally
keep this going forever.

Arwin, I need to speak
to you alone.

What?

Alone.

A loon?

Yes, a loon

Is precisely
what you are.

Now get in the hall.

We'll just be in the hall
if anybody needs--

Arwin!

I am getting
reports of malfunctions all over the ship.

You have got a chip
on your shoulder.

- Huh?
- You have a chip on your shoulder.

I really could use
some guac.

- Would you focus?
- Sorry.

- Look, I can fix her.
- It's too late for that.

You need to
shut callie down.

Sure they're talking
about a different callie.

They're trying
to tear us apart, cody.

But don't worry.

Soon it will just be
the two of us

And all the annoying humans
will be gone.

What do you mean
by "gone"?

Hey, cody, callie.

A beautiful day
outside.

Nothing going on
in the hallway though. Just--

Don't do that, arwin.

Man, I really wish
I didn't have a metal hip.

I'm starving.

You just ate a donut.

And my purse.

To be fair, it was once
part of a cow.

Anyway, look,
I have made it my personal mission

To get you two
through p. E.

So let's start
on the--

That's weird.

Not exactly
workout music.

More like
horror movie music.

Works for me.

All this exercise
has been pretty scary.

I don't know about you guys,
but I'm out of here.

Sorry, but I cannot
let you leave.

Why not?

Tennis, anyone?

We need a shield.
We need a shield.

I sure hope callie
doesn't take up bowling.

Callie, as your creator,
I command you to stop this.

- No.
- Well, I tried.

It's okay, arwin.
Callie's right.

She and I
belong together.

Thank you, cody.

Whoa, cody, listen,
I get lonely too.

My best buddy is a face
I draw on my left hand.

S'awright.

But this is not
the way to go.

Yes, it is, arwin.

This is the only
way to go.

Why are you talking
like this?

I'm saying I like callie,
so lay off.

Oh, right.

Well, who am I to stand
in the way of true love?

Are you making fun
of the way I speak?

No.

And there go
my fillings.

Callie, if you and I
are going to be together,

I need to just make
a few teensy adjustments to your brain function.

Why? We aren't even
married yet

And you're already
trying to change me.

No no, I just meant

Maybe I could make you
even more human.

- You think so?
- I know so.

Where do I access your
higher motor functions?

Third panel
on the right.

Oh, cody,

We're going to live
happily ever after.

Cody, what are you doing?
I can't move.

I'm sorry, callie,

But I have to do this.
I'm shutting you down.

But why?
We can make this work.

Our kids could
have your looks and my circuitry.

That's a lovely thought,

But it just isn't
meant to be.

Cody, please
don't do this.

I love youuuuu.

Hey, cody,
you shut her down. Great work.

Yeah, great.

It stopped.
Yay!

For the next part
of our workout,

Can you guys jog me down
to the infirmary?

You know, I'm really
going to miss callie.

Me too.

My vacation photos
were on her hard drive.

Apart from trying to destroy
everyone on the ship,

She was a pretty great
girlfriend.

She was attentive,
understanding.

And do you know
how hard it is to get turkey bacon crispy?

Well, she got me
pretty crispy too.

We're out of
packing peanuts.

I don't want callie to get
dinged during transit.

Oh, no.

She's come back online
and locked us in.

We're doomed!

- Arwin.
- Yes?

- It's pull, not push.
- I knew that. There you go.

Well, arwin, as usual,
it's been interesting

- And painful.
- Just like old times.

Listen, I'm sorry about
any trouble that callie might have caused.

At least it wasn't as bad
as the time your automated laundry machines

At the hotel sucked me
into the dryers.

Aww, that's how you
got so small.

No no.

On the bright side,
thanks to callie, woody and I passed p.E.

Yeah, the coach was
in the gym yesterday

And he saw
everything we did-- running, dodging balls,

Holding zack in the air
for 30 minutes.

So everything worked out.
Well, I should be going.

The tipton one should be
passing over any minute.

What is that?

a giant magnet.

Arwin, that's never
going to work.

Agh! Check it out!
Whoo!

Way to go, arwin.
One of your inventions finally worked.

Huh.

Oh! Faulty chin strap!

Bring back the net!

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