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Come on, man.
Make this field goal.
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Then when we win, they owe us smoothies.
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That is precisely why I am
judging the wind's direction.
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- Miss miss miss!
- Oh, just hurry.
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- My fingers are getting tired.
- Oh, this coming from the man.
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Who once picked his nose
for three straight hours.
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I think I actually pulled out
a tiny piece of brain.
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More than a tiny piece.
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You missed.
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You guys now owe us smoothies,
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Which I now have to make.
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Didn't think that through.
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Hey, everybody.
I'm back from kettlecorn.
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Bailey!
I mean...
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Bailey, right?
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- Right. And which one are
you, Zack or Cody? - Mmm.
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So, guys, what's new?
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- I've got a newunion.
- I saw Woody's new bunion.
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I got nauseous at the sight
of Woody's new bunion.
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Any non-bunion-related news?
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- Not really, no.
- Nope.
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No.
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Well, I'm writing a hip hora.
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- What's a hip hopera?
- Well, it's a rap musical.
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I figured if green day can
take their album to Broadway,
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I can do the same with my
megahit "retainer baby."
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Green day is one of the most
popular bands in the world,
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While you wrote a song about
a girl with bad teeth.
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Look, "retainer baby" is about
much more than that, okay?
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It's an epic love story
about a social outcast.
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And the handsome, big-hearted
boy who sees her inner beauty.
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♪ I require that wire. ♪
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♪ oh ayh, oh ay oh ♪
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♪ come along with me ♪
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♪ and let's head out to see ♪
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♪ what this world has ♪
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♪ for you and for me now ♪
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♪ whichever waythe wind blows ♪
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- ♪ we say... ♪- ♪ Hey-ho, let's go! ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ Ain't no stoppis now ♪
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♪ 'cause we're livingthe suite life ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ This boat's rocking ♪
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- ♪ oh ay oh ♪ - ♪ Rocking
the wleorld round ♪
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♪ and we're livingthe suite life now ♪
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♪ hey ho! Oh ay oh ♪
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♪ let's go! ♪
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Oh no.
Look at this mess!
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- Where's Cody?!
- In here.
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I hate my job.
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Oh!
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Oh hi, Mr. Moseby.
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I can come back when you're done playing.
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Oh! I'm not playing.
A little help here!
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Okey-dokey.
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Sorry, sir.
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I forgot you're a grown man
who weighs as much as a baby.
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- Can I help you up?
- No thanks. I'm good.
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Frankie, why aren't you finishing
construction on the aqua lounge?
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Mr. Tipton is demanding
that we open Friday.
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Really? Because I didn't know
that from the hundreds of texts,
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The countdown calendar
and the hourly visits.
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Oh, by the way, I did not appreciate
the one when I w in the shower.
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It wasn't the highlight of my day either.
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Just get it done.
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I have enough trouble trying
to find a new Sushi chef!
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Mr. Moseby,
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This could be a lucky day
for the both of us.
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It just so happens I am
quite the whiz with wasabi.
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- Yeah.
- I'd like to offer my services.
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As your new Sushi chef.
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Ease, Cody. This is
a world-class ship.
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Oh darn.
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Coffin?
Dirt? Bailey?
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I like where this is going.
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It's not a coffin.
It's a planter.
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Working back on the farm made me realize.
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How much I miss helping things grow.
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With just a spoonful of seeds
and a skyful of sunshine.
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You're not gonna start singing, are you?
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Guess not.
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I thought I'd start a
garden here in our room.
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You know, I hate
that word... "our."
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Thanks to my new
super-duper fertilizer,
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Before you know it, we'll
have bushels of yummynips.
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- Eww. What are those?
- Oh, it's a hybrid vegetable.
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Combg the swt taste of con.
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With the hearty fiber of parsnips.
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Ugh. Ooh ooh
I have an idea.
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Quick... tell me before
it dies of loneliness.
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Well, we could plant
something that people want,
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- Like carats.
- That's the spirit.
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Here, plant this.
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It's only five carats
and I want it to grow bigger.
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One Cara
for ea I.Q. Point.
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And done.
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You know what I love more than funnel cake?
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Nothing.
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Zack, I finished my hip hopera.
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I'm gonna send it to some
hotshot Broadway producers.
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- But fore I do, tell me what you think.
- All rit.
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Dot, dot, circle, circle with a stick,
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Dot with a stick d a feather.
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This doesn't make ansense.
Those are notes.
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I've got a note
for you... boring.
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Look. Don't you know.
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People in show business
have no imagination?
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You've gotta
show 'em the goods.
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You know, that's not a bad idea.
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Maybe I can make a little demo
video and send it to 'em.
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- You can be my meraman.
- Why would do that?
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Well, I'll give you 20%
the first dollar gross.
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Plus a piece of the merandising.
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Uh, I don't know.
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- How about a funnel cake?
- Done.
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Wow, the aqulounge looks awesome.
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Mrmoseby says we're not
supposed to be in here.
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- Until it's officially open.
- I know.
119
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But I need to practicemy Sushi s.
120
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On the special Sushi surface.
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- Eesh.
- Shush.
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W,mr. Moseby.
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- We're still on schedule.
- No no no!
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- This is all wrong.
- What?
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This is built exactly
to your specifications.
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I even lowered the height of the
stools so your feet wouldn't dangle.
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And I appreciate that.
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What I meant was.
129
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The is a streakon poseidon'.
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- Excuse me?
- Well, I thought iwas betr.
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Than barnacle bill's blowhole.
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Yeah.
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Shark!
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That's a dolphin.
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Either way, I need to go change my pants.
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Thank goo.
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I couldn't hold my breath any longer.
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Why were you holding your breath?
We just had to be quiet.
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Now you ll me.
140
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Whoa.
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- Relax. It's a sujihiki.
- A who-ji-whatey?
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No, a hujiwati I for cutting
fruits and vegetables.
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The sujihi is for the delicate
job of filleting fis.
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And should only be used
by trained professionals.
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Oh whatever.
Hurry up. I'm hungry.
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Patiencewoody-san.
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I will now ppare a dish I like to call.
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The Cody roll of delight and wonder.
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The secret ingredient is the most
rare of all Japanese dicacies...
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The gero squid.
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Ooh, that sounds tasty.
What does "gero" mean?
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Vomit.
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What, was the market out of booger slugs?
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Now now. It's called
the vomit squid.
155
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Because if prepared improperly
it can make you sick.
156
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But a good Sushi cf...
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Knows how to use the smalpart of the squid.
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That is both safe and delicious.
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Woy, did you just eat what wasn the plate?
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No.
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Ody, that was the part
I was gonna throw away.
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You ate the poison sac!
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Uh-oh. I think maybe
I should go to the doctor.
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I don't think the poison
sac agrees with me.
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It doesn't agree with anye,
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Ergo "the poison sac"!
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Ooh!
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Wow.
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Yeah, it's my costume for the ening number
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"crooked."
great, huh?
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Okay.
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And action.
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♪ the kids in the playgroun
turned their backs ♪
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♪ just 'cause we're all out of whack
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♪ it's our fatcamisha sits alone ♪
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♪ no texts coming on in this girl's pho ♪
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♪ we're pointing ea, West, north, South ♪
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♪ so camisha's got
one ugly mouth... ♪.
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Oh, man. Ll this
and funnel cake too?
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Oh no!
I see a crack!
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Rry. Mbad.
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Uh-oh.
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Huh. 'M probably
gonna have to fix that.
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Okay, guys, check it out.
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I've vamped it up atle bit.
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♪ now we're straight
thanks to these braces ♪
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♪ but all t kids,
they still make faces. ♪
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♪ except one boy who gives a grin ♪
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♪ well, he can see past ♪
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♪ all this tin ♪
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♪ we were pointing East,
West, north and South ♪
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♪ camisha got
one ugly mouth. ♪.
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And...Ut!
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Thanks, girls.
Thank you.
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So what do you guys think?
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Are all the songs about teeth?
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I like the girls, but I think
I'd have you extracted.
198
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My thoughts exactly.
199
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I'm not talking about his show.
I'm talking about my stomach.
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- Cody tried to poison me.- Oh, .
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I left food on alate
and warned you not to eat it.
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Officer, take me away.
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You kids.
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My underwater lounge is
now completely underwater!
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So that's good, right?
206
00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:08,204
No, it's not good.
It's ruined.
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I have put up with a lot om you hooligans,
208
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But this time you havecrossed the line.
209
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Mr. Tipton is furious
and so am I.
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Whoer done this, oever is ree.
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Will be expelled immediately
and kicked off of this ship.
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00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,370
Wow. I haven't seen
moseby that angry.
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Since I was five and told him
I wished he'd disappear.
214
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Well, all kids get mad at grownups
and say things they don't mean.
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Yeah, but I actually
hired some guys to do it.
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He didn't find his way back to
the hotel for a whole month.
217
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I can't believe moseby is gonna
kick someone off the ship.
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This is horrible.
It wouldn't be the same if one of us left.
219
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Yeah, I've never had friends like you guys.
220
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Well, actually I've never
really had friends.
221
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Even as a kid, all I had was
imaginary acquaintances.
222
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Who could've done something
so incredibly stupid.
223
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And destructive?
224
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I'm pretty sure they're talking about you.
225
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Well, we're gonna miss you, Zack.
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Hey hey hey hey.
227
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Why do you all assume I did this?
228
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I haven't pulled a prank since I put
the liquid soap in the ship's horn.
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When did you do that?
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This morning.
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Wow. Huh.
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Mommy is proud of you!
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Uh-oh.
234
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Auntie london is not gonna
be happy when she sees you.
235
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Oh, she sees it.
236
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And she is not happy,
237
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But she doesn't care, because she'll be...
238
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Wait. Who am I
talking about again?
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- You. - Oh.
Well, I'll be leaving the ship.
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- Once I confess to flooding the aqua lounge.
- It was you?
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Heck no. I just want to get
off this floating jail.
242
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But, london,
this is serious.
243
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One of our friends is gonna
get kicked off of the boat.
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What are you doing?
245
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I always harvest when I'm upset.
246
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Wow. These roots
are strong.
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00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:38,284
And long.
248
00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:40,913
Oh no, this is bad.
249
00:13:40,952 --> 00:13:43,352
My super-duper fertilizer
must've made the roots grow.
250
00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:45,821
Right through the planter
and the floorboards.
251
00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,789
What if they expandedright
through the hullof the ship,
252
00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:50,818
Compromisingits integrity
253
00:13:50,856 --> 00:13:54,456
And eventuallycracked the
windowin the aqua lounge?
254
00:13:56,194 --> 00:13:57,454
Uh-oh.
255
00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:04,362
It's my fault.
I broke the aqua lounge.
256
00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:07,361
I'm gonna get expelled
and kicked off the ship.
257
00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:16,666
You know, Woody,
258
00:14:16,694 --> 00:14:19,194
This whole aqua lounge
disaster might be my fault.
259
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:23,164
- What do you mean?
- Well, after you left the lounge to barf,
260
00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:25,232
I kept practicing my Sushi skills.
261
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:30,200
Oh! My sujihiki!
262
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,867
Maybe the knife hit the window.
263
00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:36,207
And caused a hairline fracture
that I didn't see.
264
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,305
Uh-oh.
265
00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:44,643
Proving once again.
266
00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:48,212
No good can come from your sujihiki.
267
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,410
I can't let Zack get expelled
for something I did.
268
00:14:51,439 --> 00:14:53,979
Well, on the other hand,
I love everything about school.
269
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:57,117
While Zack just thinks of it as
a place to sleep between naps.
270
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,675
Well...
271
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:02,815
Actually, now that I think about it,
272
00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:05,213
It might be my fault.
273
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,382
See, right after I ran out
of the aqua lounge,
274
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:08,921
I made a beeline for the bathroom.
275
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,988
- Get-get-get-get...
- Oh!
276
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:20,617
Oh! Ladies room!
277
00:15:24,284 --> 00:15:27,254
That Sushi did notagree with me.
278
00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,260
The buildup of gas in the plumbing
279
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,990
Must've been too muchfor them to bear
280
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:35,759
And the vibrations causedthe window to break.
281
00:15:35,788 --> 00:15:37,058
Uh-oh.
282
00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:43,726
Woody, I really don't think
that could happen.
283
00:15:43,765 --> 00:15:46,025
Oh yeah?
One Thanksgiving,
284
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:49,134
I blew my grandmother's septic
tank clear out of the ground.
285
00:15:50,402 --> 00:15:52,432
It was shot down over Canada.
286
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:58,498
- Confess.
- Never.
287
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:00,438
- I know you did it.
- I didn't.
288
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,167
Ooh, that's what you would
say if you were guilty.
289
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:03,366
And what would I say if I weren't guilty?
290
00:16:03,406 --> 00:16:05,136
You're always guilty.
291
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,334
Mmm, yeah, that seems fair.
292
00:16:08,373 --> 00:16:10,543
- Moseby.
- Mmm?
293
00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:13,072
I want you to know that the
aqua lounge was all my fault.
294
00:16:13,111 --> 00:16:15,571
- Aha!
- Your fault? How so?
295
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:18,380
I don't know. Just call daddy and
have him throw me off the ship.
296
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,908
- Oh.
- He won't be surprised.
297
00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:21,608
I've been thrown out of lots of stuff...
298
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,277
Preschool, middle school, High School.
299
00:16:23,306 --> 00:16:24,676
Dance club, glee club, Switzerland.
300
00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:28,515
Mr. Moseby, I need to tell
you that what happened.
301
00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:31,183
- To the aqua lounge was all my fault.
- Aha again!
302
00:16:31,212 --> 00:16:33,452
My cornsnips grew into the bulkheads.
303
00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:36,182
- Excuse me?
- Mr. Moseby,
304
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:38,181
The aqua lounge was all my fault.
305
00:16:38,219 --> 00:16:40,289
I'm out of ahas.
306
00:16:40,318 --> 00:16:42,118
My sujihiki hit the window.
307
00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:45,417
- Excuse me?
- Mr. Moseby?
308
00:16:45,456 --> 00:16:47,586
The aqua lounge was all my fault.
309
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,825
My powerful bowels have struck again.
310
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,023
Excuse me?
311
00:16:54,052 --> 00:16:57,362
No, excuse me.
312
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,460
Okay, look. I see
what's going on here.
313
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,289
You're all covering for Zack.
314
00:17:01,328 --> 00:17:03,188
Now your loyalty is admirable, however,
315
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:06,298
Mr. Tipton is demanding
that someone be punished.
316
00:17:06,327 --> 00:17:08,197
Well, you're not punishing Zack,
317
00:17:08,225 --> 00:17:10,065
- Because he's innocent.
- Oh no.
318
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,234
I know, I know.
The aqua lounge was all your fault.
319
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:15,733
Heck no, but it wasn't Zack's either.
He couldn't have done it.
320
00:17:15,762 --> 00:17:18,102
He's been with me nonstop
filming my hip hopera.
321
00:17:18,131 --> 00:17:20,301
And this timecode here proves it.
322
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,900
Oh, thank you, buddy.
323
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:24,468
Oh, so I guess it's no one's fault.
324
00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:27,038
That my aqua lounge is
underwater up to here?
325
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,007
What's that, like a foot and
a half of water? Big deal.
326
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:37,274
Mr. Moseby, I think I got
to the bottom of things.
327
00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:40,442
- And? - It seems something
clogged an air duct
328
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,810
'causing an internal rupture
which cracked the window.
329
00:17:42,839 --> 00:17:45,239
- Oh.
- Was it my cornsnips?
330
00:17:45,278 --> 00:17:48,248
- Was it my sujihiki?
- Was it my powerful bowels?
331
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:51,617
Nope. Nope. Eww!
332
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,975
It was this pocket hanky.
333
00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:58,584
Apparently you dropped
your hanky into the vent.
334
00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:01,082
When you got scared by that
dolphin and wet your pants.
335
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,550
Oops.
336
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:11,147
Ah! It's Mr. Tipton.
337
00:18:11,186 --> 00:18:14,256
He's going to want to know
who to throw off the ship.
338
00:18:14,284 --> 00:18:17,424
I don't want to leave!
339
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,893
We can't let Mr. Tipton
fire Mr. Moseby.
340
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,292
Oh, give me the phone.
341
00:18:26,319 --> 00:18:28,589
Daddy, I flooded the aqua lounge.
342
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,259
It was all my fault.
343
00:18:30,287 --> 00:18:33,227
Yup, it's Switzerland all over again.
344
00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:35,226
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
345
00:18:35,256 --> 00:18:36,426
Okay. Bye, daddy.
346
00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:38,564
Well, did he kick you off?
347
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:41,164
Nah, he just cut my
allowance by 50,000 a week.
348
00:18:41,192 --> 00:18:44,592
Looks like no one's leaving
the ship after all.
349
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:46,960
Yes! I'm leaving the ship!
350
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,460
- What?
- But it's moseby's fault.
351
00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:51,728
Oh no, I know, but I just got an email.
352
00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:53,968
From those producers about my hip hopera.
353
00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:56,766
They said it was the most
ridiculous thing they've ever seen.
354
00:18:56,795 --> 00:18:58,635
Then why are you so happy?
355
00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:01,135
They said it's gonna be
the next big comedy.
356
00:19:01,163 --> 00:19:02,833
They're moving my whole family to New York.
357
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,472
I'm gonna star in a Broadway show.
358
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:07,472
I'm gonna be the lead tooth.
359
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:09,941
Comedy? I thought you said
it was a serious love story.
360
00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:11,639
About overcoming adversity.
361
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,768
Look, it's a stupid song
about a girl with bad teeth.
362
00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:20,445
♪ retainer baby, retainer baby ♪
363
00:19:20,474 --> 00:19:23,774
- ♪ I require the wire ♪
- ♪ Retainer baby... ♪.
364
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,181
Well, I guess it's cake time.
365
00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:36,749
Well, Mr. Moseby.
Thanks again for everything.
366
00:19:36,777 --> 00:19:39,147
Before I left, I wanted to
give you a little something.
367
00:19:39,186 --> 00:19:41,016
Oh no. Please, Marcus,
you don't need to do that.
368
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,615
Your friendship is gift enough.
369
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:44,014
Well, it's
a lil little t-shirt.
370
00:19:44,053 --> 00:19:45,353
Made into a pocket hanky.
371
00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:49,552
This is the best gift ever!
372
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,490
Oh, this reminds me.
373
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,919
Of my goodbye party when I left kettlecorn.
374
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,588
Except you're leaving and I'm not.
375
00:19:57,617 --> 00:19:59,357
And we're in a boat and not in a barn.
376
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:02,626
And there's not a giant
twister bearing down on us.
377
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:06,324
- Oh, Marcus, congratulations.
- Thank you.
378
00:20:08,392 --> 00:20:10,562
Well, Woody, I'm gonna miss you.
379
00:20:10,591 --> 00:20:13,961
Marcus, I always thought
of you as a brother...
380
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,760
A real brother, not like Steve's kid Neil,
381
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,328
Who's 40 years old
and lives in my tree house.
382
00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:21,997
Well, I've got nothing to say to that,
383
00:20:22,026 --> 00:20:24,296
So let's just cut right to the man hug.
384
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,663
I'm going to miss you, Marcus.
385
00:20:31,971 --> 00:20:34,331
I just wanted to say good luck, big guy.
386
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:36,500
To think you'll be entertaining people.
387
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,499
While promoting proper dental care.
388
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,468
Oh, I am so proud of you.
389
00:20:43,336 --> 00:20:45,776
- I'm gonna miss you, Cody.
- I'm gonna miss you too.
390
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:52,173
Zack, I think I'm gonna
miss you most of all.
391
00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:54,871
Hurtful.
392
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:57,210
I'm gonna miss you too, buddy.
You know what?
393
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,380
You were the only roommate I've
ever had that I didn't hate.
394
00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:02,308
Hurtful.
395
00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:10,516
Well listen, guys.
I just wanna say thank you for everything.
396
00:21:10,544 --> 00:21:12,984
Before I came here
397
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:15,482
I was going through
a really really tough time.
398
00:21:15,511 --> 00:21:18,181
But you guys, you took me in.
399
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,820
And made me feel like family.
400
00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:22,219
And I will alwaysbe grateful to you.
401
00:21:22,258 --> 00:21:25,058
- So thank you.
- Oh, that's wonderful.
402
00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:26,617
And if you guys are ever in New York,
403
00:21:26,656 --> 00:21:28,386
Please just look me up.
404
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,055
You know what?
We might just do that someday.
405
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:32,724
Oh! Someday?
How about now?!
406
00:21:32,753 --> 00:21:34,193
Take me with you!
407
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:37,993
- Oh, okay.
- Next stop... Tiffany's!
408
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,290
Whoo!
409
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,698
Thank you for giving me
this opportunity, Mr. Moseby.
410
00:21:48,236 --> 00:21:50,556
We'll see.
My palate is very discerning.
411
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:03,659
Did you just eat what was on that plate?
412
00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:06,528
Yes, why?
That was the poison sac!
413
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:10,316
Oh dear!
414
00:22:11,315 --> 00:22:13,245
Does this mean I don't get the job?
415
00:22:15,063 --> 00:22:17,213
Okay, I'm no iron chef,
416
00:22:17,522 --> 00:22:20,912
But you might want
to start serving something without poison in it.
417
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,249
Just a thought.
418
00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:27,849
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