All language subtitles for The Suite Life on Deck s03e02 Rat Tale.eng

"eventually
she will be sorry."

Aw, man.

I have to go back
to the optometrist.

I'm reading
this "mosquito man" comic,

But it's all blurry.

You should try wearing
the 3-d glasses.

Ah.
( screaming )

Mosquitoes!
They're all over me!

( grunting )

Oh.

- ( knocking at door )
- come in.

Cody.

Bailey.

Woody.

Sorry, I just
wanted to play.

Now that we're broken up,
I'm returning your stuff.

Oh, really?

Yeah, I mean,
I thought

You might need
your graphing calculator,

Your scientific calculator,
your algebraic calculator...

Wow, you need a calculator
to figure out

How many calculators
you have.

Well, I have one.

It's just not
the kind of thing you lend out.

While you're here,

I do have some
of your things.

You had
my washboard hero?

I was practicing
to impress you,

But I guess I don't
have to anymore.

I certainly won't miss
trying to blow

"tiny dancer"
on the jug.

Well, I certainly won't miss
having to rub hand sanitizer

On my face before
you'll kiss me.

You know how many germs
there are on the human cheek?

No! No one does except you
and it's weird.

Mm...

That is why I do not
have a girlfriend.

Yeah, that's why.

♪ oh ay oh, oh ay oh ♪

♪ come along with me ♪

♪ and let's
head out to see ♪

♪ what this world has ♪

♪ for you and for me now ♪

♪ whichever way
the wind blows ♪

- ♪ we say... ♪
- ♪ hey-ho, let's go! ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ ain't no stopping us now ♪

♪ 'cause we're living
the suite life ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ this boat's rocking ♪

- ♪ oh ay oh ♪
- ♪ rocking the whole world round ♪

♪ and we're living
the suite life now ♪

♪ hey ho,
oh ay oh ♪

♪ let's go! ♪

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( gasps )
yay!

I got an "a"
on my money tree.

But there's
no money on it.

There was when
I handed it in.

Look, cody, we got an a+
on our science project.

You're welcome.

Where do you think
you're going with buck?

Back to my cabin.

Um, I don't think so.
He's coming home with me.

Uh, not so fast.

- He's more my rat than yours.
- No, he's not.

I'm the one who cared
enough to name him.

Cared?
You just used the term

For a male rat-- buck.

I did not.

Buck was named after
how my teeth looked when I was 10.

Now let go.

- No, you let go.
- No, give him back.

What right do you have
to take buck from me?

- What's going on?
- He's my child!

I just got a call
about a disturbance.

Thanks for coming
so quickly.

What are you two
fighting about?

We're arguing over
who should get to keep our lab rat buck.

Hey there, little fella.

Aw... Come here.

(giggling )
look, he likes me.

He's giving me
little kisses.

He's just licking
barbecue sauce off your tie.

Now can I please
have him back?

No, don't give him to cody.
Give him to me.

No, me.
I'm clearly--

You two need to cool
the heck down now!

I'm gonna need some backup
in the science lab.

You don't even
have a radio.

You're just talking
to your shoulder.

That's it!
Against the wall, mister.

Whoa!

Easy, big guy.

You're right.
Sorry.

When bad stuff goes down,
my 30 minutes of cruise ship

Security-guard training
kicks in.

- Wasn't that, like,
an online course? - Yeah.

I had to come up
with a user name and a password.

That was intense.

Since you guys can't decide
who should get the rat,

Maybe you should have
a responsible, impartial third party decide.

Good idea, woody.
I'd be happy to do it.

No--

Well, I guess
that would be okay.

Obviously you're
gonna pick me.

Ha, no.
He's going to pick me.

I'm not picking anybody until
I do a thorough evaluation

And background check
on the both of you.

In the meantime,

I'll take care
of this cute little guy.

( squeaking )

Aw, look at
his little whiskers.

Hi hi. Ow!

That little booger bit me.

Well, that's what you get
for always taking his food.

I can't help it.
These food pellets are delicious.

Mm mm.

Uh, woody,
those aren't food pellets.

( screaming )

Zack:
You know, sloane,

These strawberries
are almost as sweet as you.

Does this rat bite
look infected?

Not now, woody!
Now where were we?

I got a tetanus shot
and antibiotics on it.

But when you lift up the scab,
it's all milky in there.

- Look.
- Ew!

It even smells
disgusting.

Oh, no no no.
That's actually just my socks.

Bye.

Thanks a lot, woody.

Well, I'm sorry,
but this rat bite is really freaking me out.

- Why don't you go
bother cody? - No way.

He might have that
evil lab rat with him.

Lab rat, huh?

Now let me
get this straight.

You were bitten
by a rat

That had been subjected to
scientific experimentation?

- Yeah. So?
- So? You read comic books.

You're probably beginning
to mutate as we speak.

- Mutate?
- Uh-huh.

Oh, you're even beginning
to grow rat whiskers.

I am?

Ah, and your eyes
are turning pink.

Yep, you're transforming
into a rat.

Y-you're right.

I feel this sudden
urge to scurry.

- Zack, you've gotta help me.
- Okay okay.

Now if I were you, I'd scurry
immediately into hiding.

If the government
figures out you're a mutant,

They'll lock you up
and experiment on you.

Remember what they did
to poor poor mosquito man?

They-- they cut him open
and tried to remove his proboscis

To turn him into a giant
blood-sucking superweapon!

Dude, stuff like that
happens.

Ahh!

Whew.

All right, bailey,
I'm here to observe

How you interact
with buck.

I have everything I need
to take notes:

Notepad, pen,
and mr. Gingerbread.

You really need that?

You're right, I can
just remember everything.

Now you and the rat
just go about your normal business.

Okay well, as you
can see, kirby,

This is a loving,
nurturing environment for buck.

( screaming )

A rat, a rat, a rat!

Kill it, kill it,
kill it!

London, it's just
my pet rat buck.

Ugh, you know,
it's bad enough I have to live with you.

Now I have to live
with another hairy-legged, buck-toothed creature?

She's just jealous

Because you can find your way
out of a maze and she can't.

Now cody
the control freak

Would keep poor bucky
locked up all day,

Where I would
allow him to roam freely around the cabin.

Cody:
That is the worst idea I've ever heard.

Yeah, I agree with the dork.
That is disgusting.

Cody, this is
my evaluation with buck.

- You're not
supposed to be here. - Cody: Uh, correction.

I'm not supposed to be
in the room, which I'm not.

I'm in the hallway.

You're gonna be in the hospital
if you don't get out of here.

Please stop.

I don't like conflict.

- You're a security guard.
- You think I wanted this gig?

If I could fit in a tollbooth,
I'd have my dream job.

- ( crunches )
- oops!

I crushed him.

What?!
Oh, that's it.

I'm breaking down this door.
Daddy's coming, bucky!

Where's buck and how bad
is he crushed?

Right here,
and not at all.

Then who was crushed?

Mr. Gingerbread.

Cody:
Now, kirby, you're about to see why my cabin

Would make a far safer
and happier home for buck.

Compelling argument.
I am moved. Give the rat to cody.

What are you even
doing here, london?

Trying to make sure
that filthy rat doesn't move into my cabin.

Rats are not filthy.

That's a vicious stereotype
spread by cats and pied pipers.

Now research has shown
that daily mental stimulation

Helps keep rats
healthy and happy.

So it's... Time for math.

It's time to go.

Now, buck, to calculate
the volume of a cylinder,

- You take the height--
- okay, come on.

When is buck gonna need
to calculate the volume of a cylinder?

I don't know.

Only every time
his careless mother

I'm gonna look
over there. Only every time

I'm gonna look
over there.

Forgets to refill
his drip bottle I'm gonna look

Forgets to refill
his drip bottle

So he has to ration
water for a week.

One time, and that's
only because the ship ran out of bottled water

And you won't allow him
to drink from the tap.

Tap water is full
of micro-organisms.

Maybe if you had
some of the nutrients from tap water,

You wouldn't be so weak
that a girl could beat you up.

( laughing )

Oh, no girl has
ever beaten me up.

Oh, give it a minute.

( shouts )

Break it up, you two.

- What-- what is this?
- Sticky string.

I have another
half hour of training

Before they let me have
pepper spray.

( murmuring )
no no no.

( sniffing )

I am...

The rat.

I am...

Applying for a new roommate.

London, I'm doing
some background interviews,

Trying to decide
who's better suited

To take care of buck--
cody or bailey.

Cody for sure.

Bailey's terrible
with animals.

But didn't she grow up
on a farm?

Ha, you call it a farm,

I call it a death trap
for cows.

This hamburger used to have
big brown eyes and a bell.

I submit exhibit "a."

Exhibit "a" entered
into evidence.

Cody?
Oh, they hate him.

They always end up
scratching his face and then running away.

Wow!
Pets hate him that much?

Pets?
I thought you were asking about girls.

Now, woody,
I have some questions regarding a certain rat.

What rat?
I'm no rat.

I'm not asking you
to squeal on anybody.

I'm just trying to figure out
where this rat should end up.

Well, where he should not
end up is in a government laboratory,

Being poked and prodded
like a freak.

Just leave him alone, okay?

Kirby,
so have you concluded

That bailey's
loosey-goosey attitude

Proves that she is not fit
to take care of buck?

Or have you
concluded that life with professor killjoy here

Is something that
no living thing should ever have to endure?

Will you two stop?

- You're gonna scare buck.
- ( bailey gasps ) he's gone!

- What?
- I don't know how this could've happened.

I know I had
that cage door closed.

Well, buck does know
how to open his own door.

He does? How?

Well, I-- I taught him.

Why would you
teach him that?

- In case there's a fire.
- That's crazy!

No, what's crazy is you
encouraging him to roam free.

At least I let him
enjoy life

And don't make him
wear a helmet on his exercise wheel.

Those things are unregulated
death traps and you know it.

- You're an unregulated--
- enough!

Buck must've run away
because he was sick

Of both of you fighting.

I know I'm sick of it.

If anything happens
to that little guy,

It's on your heads.

Well, how are
we gonna find

One little rat
on this great big ship?

( screaming )

"missing pet rat.

Reward: $5."

This should do it.

"wanted: Dead rat.

Reward: $500."

This should do it.

Oh hi, bailey.

Can you believe
cody had the nerve

To blame me
for losing buck?

I mean,
who teaches a rat

To escape from his own cage
in case of fire?

The same guy who puts on
four kinds of sunscreen

Before he turns on
a light.

I can't believe
I wasted a whole year of my life with him.

Yeah, and now you're wasting
my life talking about him.

Look, why don't you just
forget him and move on?

You're right, I should.

I mean, he's controlling,
obsessive, pompous--

Creepy, scrawny,
whiny, eats ribs with a fork and knife.

- I mean, how weird is that?
- That's not his fault.

He happens to have
extremely soft teeth.

Gasp! You are
so not over him.

I am so!

I'm looking
for a real man,

One who can chew gum
without crying

And start his own apple.

Wow, you've got
some high standards.

Okay, cody, this has
gone on long enough.

You're doubled over
in pain.

Just use the bathroom
already.

It's not that.

I think I dropped my key.

Never fear.
Ratman is here!

And sloane is leaving.

Once again
thank you, woody.

Civilian,
I am not woody.

I am ratman!

So, ratman,
do you have a key?

To the city?
No, not yet.

But I am expecting a call
from the mayor anytime now.

I meant the key
to our room.

Oh. No.

But worry not,
for my ratlike powers

Allow me to squeeze through
the smallest of openings.

Woody, you can barely
fit through that door when it's open.

Fear not, citizens,
for I will find

Another way
into that lair.

Unfortunately not the rat
I needed to find.

Ah, yeah.
Bailey told me you lost buck.

That isn't my fault.

And I can't believe
bailey is blaming me.

- I-- I am so done with her.
- Glad to hear it.

- I'm never gonna talk
about her again. - Excellent.

I mean she's impulsive,
irresponsible, reckless,

And takes way too big a bite
when she starts my apple.

It's called
starting an apple, not finishing it.

- Well, she does have
that horsy overbite. - That's not her fault.

I mean, her family
couldn't afford real braces,

So they had to use
chicken wire.

Wow, you are
so not over her.

I am so!

- Where's that stupid key?
- Oh, I have one.

I like to use your bathroom
so I don't stink up mine.

( grunting )

Never fear.

Ratman is almost here.

I'm going to try
and lure buck out of hiding

Using his favorite book:
"of mice and men."

- He's reading a book?
- Nope, he's eating it.

Stay safe, citizen!

Okay, woody,
this has gone too far.

I know, but I can't
stop the mutation.

So I decided
to embrace it.

Now as ratman I have roamed this
floating metropolis

In search of villains
and chunks of gouda.

Okay, you don't have
any superhuman abilities.

You barely have
normal human abilities.

Then explain how I can squeeze
through this small opening.

First of all,
you can't even get your rat fat through.

And second of all,
I just told you

All that rat stuff
so you'd stop scaring sloane.

But now you're
scaring her more... And me.

And whoever's
on the tail end

Of this porthole
must be terrified.

All we have to do
is bait these boxes.

And when buck comes along,
he'll be captured without any harm.

Here, take some bait.

- What is this?
- Soy bacon.

Vegetables
masquerading as pork-- that should be illegal.

Here, bucky.
Here, buck.

( kissing )
I got your favorite: Hot dog.

What? Bailey!

You know that buck
doesn't eat meat.

- Actually he does.
- Since when?

Since he hadn't
eaten in days and your stupid tofu

Was piling up
in his cage.

I can't believe that
you compromised buck's health

And his commitment
to supporting small family-run organic farms.

A little hot dog
is not gonna hurt him.

Ha, well, did you know
that some hot dogs have traces of rat in them?

So now thanks to you,
buck's a cannibal

With a cholesterol problem.

I hate rats.
Goodbye, rats.

I hate rats.
Goodbye, rats. Goodbye, ratty rats.

- London.
- Hmm?

- Those traps could kill buck.
- Oh, if we're lucky.

- ( trap snaps )
- both: Oh no!

- Oh yes!
- ( trap snaps )

- Ow!
- ( trap snaps )

( yelps )

( traps snapping )

What are you doing?

Those traps
are for the rat, not you, woody!

I'm not woody.
I'm--

- Ooh, cheese.
- ( trap snaps )

Ow ow ow ow ow!

Look, there's buck!

Cody:
We gotta save him.

But only a rat
could climb up there.

Fear not.
Ratman is here.

- ( yelping )
- ( traps snapping )

Move aside, citizens!
Ah, you're too slow.

Kirby:
Careful.

( crowd gasps )

( crowd murmuring )

I've got him.

All: Yay!

Now snap
his little neck!

Whee!

Bucky, are you all right?

Oh, don't ever scare daddy
like that again.

The important thing
is he's safe,

And we owe it all
to the vermin vigilante.

Rats!

Ratman, that was amazing.

Aw, just doing my duty,

Which also includes
escorting young ladies to their cabin.

- Why, thank you.
- Hey hey hey, wait.

- She's my girl.
- Let's see...

Juice guy, superhero...

Later.

Come on, buck,
let's go back

To my cabin
where you'll be safe.

Uh, not so fast.

Kirby still hasn't decided
who gets to keep buck.

Actually, I've decided
to let buck decide.

Cody, bailey: Huh?

Well, you both
obviously love him.

So the only fair way
to do this

Is to let buck choose
who he wants to be with.

Whoever he goes to
gets to keep him.

Come on, bucky.
Come to mommy.

Venez ici.
Venez à papa.

I'm teaching him french.

Come on,
I'm getting bucky.

He must still be smelling
that barbecue sauce.

( squeaking )

- Maybe buck is trying
to tell us something. - Bailey: Yeah.

I mean, while we've
been busy fighting,

Kirby's been taking
great care of him.

So if buck wants
to go with kirby,

- Maybe we should
just let him. - You're right.

I mean, if that's
where buck's happiest,

That's where he should be.

Really?
Thanks, guys!

I'll take
great care of him

And you can come see him
whenever you want,

Just not at the same time.

( sighs )
glad we could agree on one thing.

Yeah.
Can we also just agree to stop bickering?

Agreed.

Wow, cody.

We shook hands
and you didn't even make me sanitize.

People can change.

Every community needs
a protector,

A hero willing
to poke his whiskers

Into the face of danger.

Those who prey
on the frail and weak,

Beware, o villains,
my mighty squeak.

For I am... Ratman!

( chittering )

I'm gonna need
freakishly large

Animal control
on the sky deck.

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