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Yeah, so then I snuck into the pump room
and turbocharged the wave pool.
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Yeah, that wasn't funny.
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You know, Mosby's gonna be ticked. Oh,
please, he'll never figure out it was
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Zachary Martin!
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I think Mosby figured it out.
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Zachary Martin!
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Yeah, I think that Mosby figured it out,
too.
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along with me let's head out to see what
this world has for you and for me
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now bitch that way the wind blows we say
hey ho let's go oh oh oh this boat's
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rocking oh oh oh ain't no stopping us
now cause we're living this sweet life
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What is going on here?
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There are two moments. One was bad
enough.
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I must annihilate Zachary Martin.
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Been there.
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I don't know who or what you are, but
you will have to annihilate me first.
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Understood. Programming updated.
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was in his boxers. I didn't. I just like
pants on people.
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guidance, Chip.
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By the way, are all of your vital
systems accessed through your rear?
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Give me that!
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You better tell us why you're here if
you ever want to stop walking like my
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Uncle Dobbs.
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He was kicked by a mule, and struck by
lightning, and run over by a tractor.
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Uncle Dobbs is not a lucky man.
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I am from 500 years in the future, sent
by the crew of the starship Tipton.
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Zack's descendant, Zerk, has pulled a
prank that has put all of mankind...
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danger. So you're the first in a long
line of hooligans. Well, no surprise
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there.
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This is boring.
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Put his chippy thing back in so he and
Mosby can wrestle again.
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Zerk's prank disabled our spacecraft's
controls, and now we're hurtling toward
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Anterian space, the most horrible place
in the universe.
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Why? No good shopping?
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One tiny mall and no play area for the
kids.
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Violation of Anterian space would be
considered an Act of war, and zillions
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people in the future will die.
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Oh, well, bummer.
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Hey, thanks for visiting. Here's a
smoothie for the road.
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I cannot leave until I annihilate you,
so that Zerk will never be born and his
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prank will never happen.
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Look, I agree that annihilating Zack
will solve many, many problems.
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But there has to be another solution.
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Well, I got nothing. Nice to know you,
Zack.
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your starship and get you guys back on
course.
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According to the history banks, Cody
Martin does have seven Nobel Prizes in
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physics and nanomechanics. Yes.
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What about me? How many Nobel Prizes
does Bailey Pickett have?
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Eight. What?
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Four piece.
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Oh, I thought they were the real kind.
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Given your abilities, I'm willing to
take you into the future and let you try
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fix the situation.
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Perhaps your friends can help too. That
sounds so cool.
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Fine. But you're putting this chip back
in yourself.
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Now, stand on the temporal portal.
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starship Tipton. Wow, this looks a lot
like our ship. That is because the
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of all Tipton vessels was inspired by
the SS Tipton.
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Fascinating. This ship must be enclosed
by some invisible force field to keep in
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the oxygen.
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Precisely. Just don't fart. We have no
place for those things to go.
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Now he tells me.
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future, not the past.
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Well, did you ever think that maybe the
dinosaurs disappeared because they went
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into the future?
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I can honestly say that I haven't. All
right, let's fix this puppy.
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Wait! If my programmers see me with
people from your time, they will realize
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did not complete my mission, and I will
be recycled into a waffle iron.
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They've got waffles in the future?
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Yes!
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Waffles!
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What are we supposed to do? We don't
exactly blend in.
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I have an idea.
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Man, I like these outfits.
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Speak for yourself.
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The guys in red always get killed.
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See?
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Note to self. Do not open airlocks
without gravity boots.
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Assuming they have butts.
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Zack, do not let your emotions control
you.
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We must approach this conflict
logically.
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Now, what exactly happened to the ship's
guidance system?
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Zerk altered our trajectory for planet
Bikini.
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Oh, that's my boy.
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I hope you grounded him. Sort of the
opposite. We set him adrift in the cold
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darkness of space where no one can hear
him scream.
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Mission accomplished. Target
neutralized.
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But we are still on course for Anterian
space.
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Why has the timeline not changed?
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Sometimes there's a lag.
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An hour, maybe two. I don't know. Could
be a week.
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Curious. Your vocal subroutines seem out
of phase.
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I'm going to take you in for some
diagnostics.
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peek around here somewhere.
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Nope.
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Deep box.
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Help!
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Help!
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Of course I'll help.
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00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,740
First, I'll pull out the language module
and...
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00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,150
I've been left back a few times.
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00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:28,770
I don't think rich people should have to
go to school.
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So, you're rich too?
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You don't recognize me?
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Don't you upload the tabloid modules
into your neural link port?
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Okay, I don't understand most of what
people tell me in my time, so I really
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no shot at this.
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The impulse engines are powered by a
fusion -based crystalline reactor.
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00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:15,080
Wow. You don't check your email for 500
years and your inbox really fills up.
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Spam. Spam. Spam. Oh, earn big money
from home.
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00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:33,360
Oh, look. The captain must be going to
the little astronaut's room.
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Incident.
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You have lovely antennae.
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Flattery will get you nowhere.
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But thank you.
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Perhaps if I reroute power from
secondary systems through the warp core?
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right, all right, you've had your
chance. It's my turn.
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Zack, I don't think you really
comprehend the complexities of particle
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acceleration.
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Hey, I did something.
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Yeah, you doubled our speed towards
Antarian space.
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You put the entire human race that much
closer to total annihilation.
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Cody's log.
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Galactic time, 43 .6 grown -on. Thanks
to my brother, Zach, we are speeding
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towards Antarian space and our doom.
Most of the crew, including the captain,
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have abandoned ship, leaving the
starship Tipton in our hands.
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It's not working!
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Hi,
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guys. I want you to meet my really great
grandson.
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Isn't he adorable?
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Come on, not in front of the crew.
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dude's gonna make a picnic out of us.
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00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,690
Maybe we should try diplomacy.
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After all, I do have eight Nobel Peace
Prizes.
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Fake wordless category.
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00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:16,050
Hail the enemy.
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What now?
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I was taking my pre -annihilation
shower.
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I can't destroy all of mankind.
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00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:32,140
Of course I can.
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I have this button.
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I mean, you shouldn't. Why not?
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Humans are an ugly and disgusting race.
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Yeah, so they do with hairy feelers and
a slime pouch.
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Look, maybe we seem ugly to you, but we
have so much to offer the universe.
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Art, culture, music.
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00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,650
Music?
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What is this music?
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00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:07,620
Little Little?
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00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:13,109
Is that supposed to be a humorous name,
like calling a bald guy Curly or a short
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00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,160
guy Stretch?
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The metal in your arm seems to have lost
molecular integrity.
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This thing is like mush.
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00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:27,550
Perhaps you should let me go so I can
head off to the robot gym.
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00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,230
Oh, nonsense.
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00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:31,670
We can just replace it now.
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Second opinion.
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00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,790
Now, where is my eyeball scoop?
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Where is the eyeball scoop, kid?
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Cody's log.
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Galactic time, 43 .98 chronons. In two
Earth minutes, we will cross into
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Antarian space.
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00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:10,280
Luckily, I have extensive knowledge of
both astrophysics and space telemetry.
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Zach's log.
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00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,660
Hurry up, dipstick. We're down to one
minute.
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00:16:18,661 --> 00:16:26,089
I jury -rigged a warp field generator to
create a small tear in the space -time
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continuum, which should form a wormhole,
allowing us to jump instantaneously
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over Antarian space.
168
00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,610
And yet you can't hit a wiffle ball off
a tee.
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00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,480
Hey, guys! Can you take a picture of me
and my grandson?
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00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,630
Granny's taking me to the zoo tomorrow.
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00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,550
Kids under 75, get in!
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00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,010
Blown to bits today.
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00:16:55,011 --> 00:16:58,999
We're not going to get blown to bits
when I connect the last wire.
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00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,950
I'm just not sure if it should be the
red one or the black one.
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00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,190
Duh. Black.
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00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,440
It goes with everything.
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00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,840
Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.
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00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,570
Did I do it?
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00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,319
No, but you did turn on the left turn
signal.
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00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:57,210
Prepare? Okay, but I'm going to need a
few hours to wash my hair.
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00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,970
Galactic time, 50 .05 chronon.
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00:18:35,590 --> 00:18:38,690
Despite having entered Anterian space,
all seems calm.
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00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,440
Perhaps the aliens have had a change of
heart?
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00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:44,110
Ow! Break that sky or we're all gonna
die!
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00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,510
Serves you right, suckers.
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00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:49,710
Ow! Stupid lasers!
187
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No batteries!
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00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:15,440
Oh.
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I see.
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00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,310
You're not a robot.
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00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:21,890
But you are cute.
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00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:26,069
And since we're about to be
disintegrated...
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00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:30,730
Oh! Whoa!
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00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,700
Quiet!
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00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:36,950
We've got to get out of here.
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We can go to our family ski lodge on
Pluto.
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your ship.
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Prepare to be boarded.
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00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:57,570
Prepare? Okay, but I'm going to need
some time to tidy up a little bit. Stop
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00:20:57,870 --> 00:21:02,450
Expression. We went over this. The point
is we're coming after we pack a lunch.
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00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:05,910
Well, good job, Zach.
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Not only did you mess up the future, but
you managed to drag us into it. Hey, I
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00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,409
don't see any of your descendants here
helping.
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00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:16,130
Oh, wait. Maybe that's because nobody
wanted to have kids with you.
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00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,870
We're about to become space
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00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:24,450
Galactic time, little hand eight, big
hand two.
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00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:28,629
Thanks to me, the remaining Anterians
have surrendered and were headed home.
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Oh, my dear.
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I'm certainly going to miss you.
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Is there any chance you can come back
with me?
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I'd love to, but I can't risk the great
asteroid Armageddon of 2018.
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birthday check grandma's gonna miss you
hope you do when i'm gone for starters
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i'm going to the spa note
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to self cancel birthday
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check see that's what it gets for
wearing red
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00:23:27,851 --> 00:23:34,759
I think I finally figured out this
temporal portal. So where do you guys
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go? Ancient Greece?
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Shakespearean England?
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Ho!
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and save the entire human race.
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Is all of this just a long -winded way
for you to tell me you didn't do your
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homework? Yeah, pretty much.
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Okay, I should give you an F, but I will
give you a D, since, in your little
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fantasy, you gave me two boyfriends.
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One of them hurled himself out of the
space lock.
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mischievous ways or one day your
descendants might really be set adrift
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cosmos
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