All language subtitles for The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993)

I'm sorry, Ms. Reese.

I'm sorry, Melissa.

But I'd like to stay.

You know, but my new job is going to pay
me much more than driving your limo

did. I'm sure Milo here will do just as
good a job as I did.

I'm not so sure about that.

Vittorio, you're home.

I don't suppose you'd like to go up to
my apartment for a little more, you

I really should get some sleep.

I've got a lot of work to do tomorrow
with the car wash getting bought out.

Thanks for the offer.

I just love being a mom.

Come on, it's always summer here.

Good morning, Mr. Takeido, please.

Melissa, Derek. Call me Melissa. Is
everything okay in here?

Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure. Everything's
fine. I'm just making copies of the

columns that you wanted.

They weren't there at all.

Come here.

This is a hell of a building, Miss
Grace.

I know. Isn't it great? I feel so
powerful.

So at home in this environment, that's
what I've always dreamed about.

Sanders said he wanted to talk to us
this morning.

I don't know about this guy, Melissa.

Come on, honey.

My marketing professor always said that
Leon Sanders was one of the most

brilliant money -making men in the
country.

It's an honor that he's buying the
company from us.

I just don't trust him. I mean, every
time I talk to him, he just looks right

through me.

You mean he has x -ray vision?

Cool.

I'm sure we can trust him, Sunny. Amy,
you're a lawyer for this company. It's

respectable, isn't it?

Respectable, yes, but not much fun.

Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful to work
here, but I sure miss running the car

wash. Are we sure this is a good thing?

I mean, I feel like I'm on another
planet in here.

We're not losing the car washes. We're
just growing, getting bigger.

It was fun the way it was.

This place isn't very much fun.

Don't you guys realize how good this is
for us?

For us?

How do you know what we want?

What do you want, then?

I want a house, a family, a fun job.

Too late.

It's a done deal.

Good morning, girls. Glad you could all
make it this far.

Good morning, Mr. Chandler.

As it turns out, I've only got a minute,
so I'll be brief.

First... Let me say that we at
Interglobal feel as though the bikini

a wonderful business. Amy, we're very
impressed with your legal skills, as

as your business skills, Melissa, and
Sonny, and Rita.

I just wanted to let you know that the
legal division has reviewed the changes

that you made to the car wash contract,
and everything is satisfactory.

Really? So you had no problem with any
of our changes?

Not at all.

As a matter of fact, Interglobal feels
that $2 million is a fair price to pay

for the company, and we'll be happy to
keep you all on as executives of the

newly created car wash division.

Of course, Melissa, you'll be the
president of the entire enterprise.

$2 million?

Wow, that's twice as much as $1 million.

Isn't it?

I'm really glad to hear that the deal is
going through so smoothly, Mr. Sanders.

And you will allow us to retain control
of the car washes like you promised?

No strings attached?

I never renege on a promise, Melissa.

You'll have plenty of control.

I signed the contract this morning.

Great. It's a deal.

Well, I've got to go.

I just wanted to let you all know that
it'll be wonderful having you all

It's going to be wonderful working here,
sir. Have a nice day.

What did I tell you? Is this a great
company or what?

Well, you know how I feel. Oh, come on,
girls. This is power. This is prestige.

It's what we always wanted.

I thought we just wanted to have fun.

Well, I always wanted rollerblades.

Everything's boring here. All these
stupid rules and a dress code.

It doesn't mean we still can't have fun.
Come on, girls. Let's go celebrate our

business merger.

Where? Come on. I know a place.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's see how we
got going on.

Stand inside, take a ride, let your

mind get fully blown.

Yeah.

Are you okay, Derek?

Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

I was just, um... Well, gosh, you're all
just so... Well, I just get a little

nervous around, um... Women?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, women and babies and
cars and toys and planes and trains.

I don't want you to be afraid of me and
the girls anymore, okay?

Okay. I like you, Derek.

You remind me of a good friend of mine,
Jack McDowell.

He's the guy I started this business
with.

Oh, really?

Well, what reminds you of him, huh?

My business sense?

No, the way your glasses fog up when you
see naked breath.

Oh, uh... Are you planning on looking
away for the company day? Oh, no, no,

no, no. I don't want to be a
businessman.

I want to be a film director.

I'm just doing this to make money until
I get my big break.

Really? How long have you been waiting
for this big break?

Oh, just five years.

How?

Well, four years and ten months.

So then, as I will prove...

The purchase of the bikini car wash
company will greatly increase our third

quarter profits by a substantial margin.

Miss Maxwell!

Yes, Mr. Sanders? Miss Maxwell!

Do you see my glass, Miss Maxwell?

It's empty!

What were you thinking, Miss Maxwell?

Were you thinking that I wouldn't mind
if I didn't have water in my glass?

Because I do mind!

And allowing this glass to be empty is
inexcusable! It's simply inexcusable!

It's a stupid...

mistake, and you should not have allowed
it to happen. But I thought... I don't

pay you to think mismatch well. I pay
you to cut into my every whim.

Now get me some more water!

You know something? I'm taking this
glass. I'm walking out of here. I'm not

coming back.

I'm out of here. Goodbye.

I'm out of here.

There are over 20 branches of the Bikini
Car Wash located throughout the

country. Each one is located in a prime
real estate area.

Now... While the car washes do turn a
profit under the so -called leadership

the girls who run them, our accounting
department has determined that the land

itself is worth far more than the car
washes.

For a mere $2 million, we're purchasing
land that will easily be worth $100

million once we bulldoze it and build
condominiums there.

How could you?

How could you do this to me, Mr.
Sanders?

I'm simply making the changes to your
company that I see fit, Miss Reese.

And it's not your position to question
them.

But you promised we would be in charge
of them.

Of any that are left standing, yes. I
would have thought that a person such as

yourself would have appreciated the
profit that we'd make off the land,

But I guess you're too fond of your
pedantic little business to understand.

But that's my company you want to
destroy.

The company the girls and I built from
the bottom up.

It's our life's work.

Well, you have plenty of life left.

There'll be other projects.

You can't tear down the car washes. You
can't put all the people I hired out of

work. I won't let you.

Listen, Melissa, we have a deal. You can
either stay on at the company and play

ball, or you can quit. But you can't
push me around.

You're way in over your head here.

Well, at least I have enough sense not
to stand before the board of directors

with my fly open.

You want to take me on, Miss Reese?

You want to take me on? Fine.

Dig in and dress warm and prepare for a
real fight.

Oh, and another thing. I don't negotiate
with bimbo.

Wait up, Melissa.

Melissa, wait up.

I'm sorry, Melissa. I know that car
washes mean a lot to you. What am I

do, Derek?

It was my idea to sell the company. I
talked the girls into it.

Oh, my God, they're really going to hate
me for this. Oh, no, no.

No one could ever hate you, Melissa.

I mean, we built the company ourselves.

We managed every outlet.

We even picked the girls who worked for
us.

It's our company.

If you need any help from me, I'm
willing to do it.

Stick a gun?

Alyssa, is there something wrong?

As a matter of fact, there is.

What is it?

Sanders wants to tear down the car
washes and build condominiums on the

What? How can he?

I don't know.

I can't let him do it. I won't let him
do it.

Oh, and so how are you going to stop
him?

I don't know. I can't think in this
place. This place seems so evil to me

I have to get out of here.

Let's go to the car wash.

Wow, I just got my bikini right now.

That's what I found in the glove
compartment.

We'll be right back.

There's got to be a legal way out of
this thing.

I just got to figure it out a little
bit.

What would Jack do? I wish we could call
him.

I wish he was here.

Good old Jack.

It's just like him to give up all this
money and run off to the Peace Corps.

You know Jack, always helping people.

If he's not running his uncle's car
wash, he takes off to Africa to help

starving people farm their land.

You know...

I just wondered about that.

I mean, if they're starving, well,
shouldn't Jack be taking them to

There's gotta be a way out of this
Sanders mess.

Jack isn't here to figure out what it
is.

One of us is just gonna have to get
Sanders to tell us.

We have to find a way out of that
contract.

I'll do it.

the one that got us into this mess.

A hundred forty million bucks. God, I
love being rich.

Hello, Mr. Sanders.

What are you doing in my office? On my
couch like that?

Well, I felt bad about how upset I got
at you today.

Besides, you're right, Mr. Sanders.

Making money is what's important.

It's always turned me on.

Hasn't money always turned you on?

Why, yes. Money, among other things.

I just thought maybe we could discuss
our union.

Join forces, so to speak.

Is this what you produced yourself to,
Melissa?

Trying to seduce me?

You thought what? That I'd turn to putty
in your hands? Give you the company

back?

Not a chance.

I'll tell you what I will do.

I'll consider selling you back the
company for ten million dollars.

But I'll knock off a million dollars for
each piece of lingerie that hits my

carpet.

Well, come on, honey.

This is the way you wanted to do
business, isn't it?

Hell, I'll knock the price down to two
million.

All you have to do is screw me.

I don't know. I didn't really... Give me
what I want or get out.

Take that off and the price is down to
four million.

Give me a reason to take these off.

It's even lower.

So now the price of the company is four
million dollars?

Yes, as long as it's purchased before
the buyout goes through on Friday.

So if I come up with $4 million by
Friday, I can buy the company out

having anything to do with it?

Exactly. $4 million.

Sure you don't want to negotiate a
little more?

I'll knock off another $2 million.

All you have to do is serve me tonight.

You know what, Mr. Sanders?

I think I'll stop right here.

What?

I'm going to buy the company back from
you on Friday.

Oh, you will, will you?

You just said I could.

Got it right here on tape.

Amy said it'll hold up in court just
fine.

You think you can take me on, Reese?

You think you can actually make four
million dollars in four days?

You're wrong.

I've done it before and I'll do it
again.

No, you can't.

I'll bring you down no matter what you
do.

Oh, and another thing.

You're fired.

You and all your little bimbo friends.

You hear me?

You're fired.

You got us fired?

I don't believe you.

If I were to sleep with the man, what
would you have done?

Well, he's a little wrinkly, but he is
kind of cute.

Four million dollars.

That kind of money.

I have a plan.

I've done some research, and I've
decided that the fastest way to make the

is through television.

Television? Through mail order services.

Now, I've determined that it's possible
to access the national cable channel for

an entire week, during which time we
could sell for 24 hours a day.

Deduct the cost of the station.

Whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute. First
question.

What are we selling?

Lingerie.

It'll be great. We'll model it
ourselves.

It'll make money just like the car
washes did.

Okay, second question.

What do you know about television?

Not much, but Derek here knows enough.

Me? Well, I mean, I don't know about
this idea.

I'm probably not that good.

I've never really directed anything
before.

Come on, Derek.

You can do this. You went to film
school.

Besides, this will be that big break you
always wanted.

I, um, just, uh...

Okay.

Good. Okay, now, how are we going to get
ourselves on a television station?

Not just any station. That one.

Present themselves in this way, or
hell's fog!

The Miracle Network?

Well, I've done a little research, and
this station is perfect for our needs.

One, it has a satellite network that
broadcasts nationally.

Two, it has a great location.

Three, frankly, it needs a little change
in the format.

But that's my favorite station.

You know what I mean.

And startup money is no problem. We'll
just liquidate our assets.

But you can't just walk into a TV
station and demand to use it for the

week.

Well, I don't know about that.

like to rent your TV station for a week.

If the two of you are planning on
reducing me, you're going to have to do

better than that.

I've got an idea. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, stop.

No, no, no, no. I'm a Republican.

Now that's more like it.

We'd like to rent your TV station for a
week.

Starting this week.

You want to take over my station for a
week?

You've got to understand that this is a
satellite network that reaches over 20

million viewers worldwide.

They depend upon us for their
inspiration on a regular basis.

I don't think that that would be in
their best interest.

Do you?

My friends and I are willing to pay you
top dollar.

I can't be tempted, my child, for money.

All our programming...

is divinely inspired.

We just can't put on some little show
here.

We're not putting on a show.

We're selling things.

That's right. It's like a telethon.

We're going to make this TV station
millions of dollars.

A telethon?

Millions of dollars?

Selling what?

Then...

in mysterious ways, you could start
tomorrow.

Whoa.

No, no, no. I can't see. Yes, this is
it.

Oh.

Okay, okay.

This is great.

Check this camera.

Hey,

hey. Keep your hands off the camera.

It's big. It's big. It's big.

It's big. It's big. It's big. It's big.

You know, Play -Play, this is not a toy.
Well, I know that.

Hey girl, want to tantalize your
boyfriend?

Guys, want to buy something for your
girl that's a present for you as well?

For a limited time only, this incredibly
erotic lingerie is yours.

All you have to do is call the number on
the screen.

Who says underwear can't be fun? Order
now.

This is really stupid.

Killed him!

Never gonna miss it.

Look at them.

Idiots. Look what they've reduced
themselves to.

Doing some kind of panty dance on TV.

This'll never work.

Who'd even be motivated to buy anything
from this channel?

Who'd even want to watch this garbage?

Okay, people, okay, people, back them
up.

A wrap?

Right, right, right, right, that's a
wrap.

A wrap?

Really? Yeah. We get to sing, too?

What?

Everyone, take five. Oh, and guys, guys,
rerun all the stuff we shot earlier

today, all right? How's things going?

Not too good.

No, no, oh, damn it.

Damn, damn, damn, this is my fault. I
tried so hard.

I wish I just had a good enough
director.

I'm never going to know it unless you
tell him.

Actually, the problem isn't you, Derek.

It's the format. We just don't seem to
be stimulating people at home the same

way we do in person.

It's just not going to work this way.
We're not going to make any money if we

keep going on like this.

And you could stand to be just a little
less rigid in your directing.

Well, how so?

Well, you just need to put some emotion
into it.

Just think of the song you're making as
something you just don't really care

about. Mm -hmm.

There's some originality.

Surprise me. Yeah.

Excite the audience.

Oh. And the life.

Okay.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

When it fails, Melissa, you always go
for the goofy ones.

And you always go for the stuffy lawyer
types.

Oh, damn it, Amy. What are we doing
wrong here?

I just don't get it.

We've got the girls. We've got the
looks.

Why aren't we making any money?

Well, it's like you said. We're just not
as tempting on TV as in real life.

If TV's diluting our appeal, maybe we
just need to put out a stronger message.

What will it feel to every man and woman
in the country?

Good

morning,

Cindy. How's it going?

Great, Melissa.

You know, I've been implementing some of
my own ideas here.

And the car wash has made more money
than usual.

Is that so?

Well, yeah. For example, we've been
doing hand wash house calls for $200 a

piece. You wouldn't believe how many sex
crazed old men there are in this world.

Well, I'm not so sure about that.

Anyhow, one day I'm going to own my own
chain of car washes just like you,

Melissa.

And it's going to be... Speaking of
owning your own car washes, Cindy, the

are having a little trouble with the
company.

Trouble with the company?

Is that bad?

Bad?

It's not bad. We just have to earn $4
million by Friday. That's all.

$4 million?

Don't worry, Cindy.

I have a plan.

Oh, and when you have a plan, it always
makes money.

Well, let's hope so.

Anyway, the girls and I really need you.
Can you do it? You've got it.

Great.

You know, you and the girls really
remind me of us when we used to work

Really?

Actually, the place hasn't changed a
bit.

Do the two of you got the scripts
written?

We've got a couple.

At least a couple.

We have one.

One?

Well, we're business women, not writers.

Besides, we thought everybody could just
sort of, you know, ad lib.

Okay.

Where's Rita?

I don't know.

She was here just a minute ago.

Rita!

It's time to work.

Yes, Melissa, I'm ready to work.

Yeah, well, you better put some clothes
on first.

Oh, my gosh.

I thought it was sort of cold in here.

Not too many clothes, though, Rita.

So you ready to shoot today, Derek? Me?

Oh, yeah, sure, sure. I'm as ready as
I'll ever be, you know?

Not nervous in this light. It's mostly
blood, yes.

Look out on me.

Okay. Now, Derek. What? Calm down.

Okay. Remember, just choose your
emotions.

Take something you feel very strongly
about.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on, people. We've got to make some
serious money today.

Okay, everyone. Let's back to work.

Tech men.

Tech men, take your positions.

Lights!

Cameras!

Action!

Is your marriage missing

romance? Is this what your home life is
like?

Hi, honey. I'm home.

Big deal.

How was your day today?

Not so good. I ran over the boss's dog.

I would do something a little special
tonight, honey.

Maybe go out to dinner, catch a movie,
or have wild, passionate sex with Power

Tool. Actually, I thought I'd drink some
beer, watch some football, and fall

asleep on the sofa.

See you later, honey.

Well, looks like it's you and me again
tonight, Mr. Happy.

Mr. Happy?

Who wrote that?

Shh, be quiet.

You're on.

Well, you no longer have to worry about
nights like this anymore.

Now you can rejuvenate your love life
and your marriage with just one easy

call. Just watch.

Hello? 1 -800 -EROTICA?

Hi, honey. I'm home.

Hello, sweetheart.

Have I got a...

That's our special new lingerie order.
You can just simply pick up the phone.

Come on, get out of the way.

What a lovely day for a drive in the
country.

The only thing that would make this day
better would be to meet a tall, dark,

handsome man.

Oh my god, it's the police!

Do you have any idea how fast you were
going, ma 'am?

I don't know.

I'm a pretty fast woman.

Ma 'am, if you're trying to seduce me,
it won't work.

I bet some of the most beautiful women
in the world thought of seducing me to

get out of Sydney, Phoenix.

Not one of the three.

They weren't wearing a super seductive
special from Fantasy Lingerie.

Available for only $89 .99.

Order now.

Yes, that's my size. I'd like 500 pairs
of lingerie, please. French cut.

Fill it to Interglobal Industries.

That's it, Simpkins! You're fired!

I think we're in a sticky situation,
yeah.

And I'm the good boy.

Baby, I've been married.

I didn't pick you up on the side of the
road.

Don't you call me no praise.

Rock me to the bone, baby. If the night
is getting long, let's rock in a hard

place.

And I'm saved by your disgrace.

Honey, it's written all on your face.
Let's rock.

Whoa, yeah.

a field trip.

Hello, Sonny.

Listen, can we talk for a minute,
please?

I have nothing nice to say to you, Mr.
Sanders.

I admire your spot.

I've always admired you, Sonny.

As a matter of fact, I always thought
that your assets were the true reason

the success of the Bikini Car Wash
Company.

Oh, really?

Of course.

Melissa never wanted to give you any of
the credit.

She always claimed everything was her
idea.

The, uh, topless convertible hand wash,
for example.

You took credit for that?

Well, that was my idea.

I know that.

But she didn't want to give you any
credit.

You're wasting your talents here, Sonny.

You could be a very wealthy woman.

But Melissa's going to drag you down
with this silly lingerie endeavor.

It's just a trifle of what you could
have if you played for the right team,

Sonny.

Well, just because I'm in here with you
doesn't mean we have a deal or anything.

Melissa and Amy and Rita are my best
friends.

I wouldn't want to sell them out.

I'll buy you a house.

What do you want me to do?

Was sex education like this when you
were in school?

Now remember, class, that the sound...

don't you wish it could be more like
this today class we are going to study

fetishes and i will show you

Your mama told me, get the hell off the
phone. Ain't no calling around here no

more.

Look, 16, act 21, gone flinging out my
back door.

Lakes like hair and high heels too.

And wild like a hurricane.

And everybody wonders what happened to
you.

And honey, if you can't explain.

Say it all to me. I'm the one that
really won't. Say it all to me. You can

a mind of wild.

Just rested.

Didn't sell out to a corporation for a
little two -story ranch house or

anything.

Well done.

Good. Send him right in.

Hello, James.

Hello, Mr. Sanders. You wanted to see
me.

I just thought you'd like to see what
they're televising on national TV.

where they're televising this from.

Is that so?

Well, they have to be shut down
immediately.

Sometimes late at night, I lie awake and

think of you.

Sometimes the thoughts, they're strong
to define when I think of all

that we've been through.

And I just want to hold you and make you
feel.

Stand And where it is We're going to

But you've shown me Just who I am I'll

lift you up And see you through I just
wanna

Which would you rather your life be
like?

This?

More canned fruit cocktail and heavy
syrup, honey?

Yes, dear.

Or this?

I'd like more canned fruit cocktail and
heavy syrup.

Okay, that's a wrap.

Becky, run the stuff we shot earlier
this morning.

Good job, everybody.

Take a break and come back in an hour.

Do we have to?

Eddie and I, we want to practice our
lines some more.

Oh, sure, sure. You can practice if you
need to.

Hey, I need to practice my lines, too.

Hey, don't worry, Rita. I'll practice
your lines with you. You will?

Yeah, come on. All right. Great play.

How's the business going?

Pretty good. We're making money. We're
going to have to keep up this pace if

we're going to make it all. At this
pace? You're kidding.

We can't go all day and all night.

I mean, the cameramen are tired and the
actors are surely worn out.

Then we're going to have to find a new
way to stimulate people even more.

All right. I'll work on it.

That's right. I think I'll do it.

It's still a little stiff, though.

It is.

Well,

it's still a little stiff.

You just look a little unsure of
yourself out there.

You look like you're afraid to tell
people what to do.

Well, I am afraid to tell people what to
do.

Well, you shouldn't be. You're very
talented.

Do you think so, Melissa?

Yes, I do.

You just need to relax.

You just need to relieve some of that
stress you feel from this job.

Well, like what?

Come on. I'll show you.

Derek, I want you to know I really
appreciate everything you're doing for

taking your time and energy to help us
out and everything? Oh, no, no, don't

mention it. I mean, you're helping me
out, too.

It's the first thing I've been able to
direct in film school.

The thing is, your commitment and your
honesty is very impressive.

Something I used to admire in someone
as... Well, it's something I admire in

people. Well, I find you a perfect
human, so... You know, I mean, in fact,

Whenever I'm around you, well, I just,
uh...

I, um...

My

God! More smut right here on the street!

Excuse me.

I suppose the two of you are connected
with this lingerie business?

Yeah, I'm the director. What can I do
for you? The director?

You have the gall to admit that right to
my face?

That you're a pervy or smut like this?

Well, I don't consider it a smut per se.
Well, I do, buddy. The name's Marshall.

James Marshall from the FCA, Federal
Communications Administration. Wow, that

looks official.

I suppose the two of you don't realize
it's illegal to put pornography on

national television?

Pornography? What we're doing here isn't
pornography.

It's simply advertising. I saw bodies
gyrating.

That's not sex. We're just simulating
sex.

And simulating sex is legal.

It's on network TV, cable.

Save your speeches for the grand jury,
lady. The fact is, you failed a file

the FCA, allowing you the right to put
this bill on television.

A right which would have been denied you
anyhow.

Now, if you'll just point me out to your
attorney, I'll hand over the closure

papers to him.

Her. Excuse me?

Her. Our attorney's a she, not a he.

In fact, here she comes right now.

Hey,

guys.

I'm glad I caught you before you started
anything.

Look, I know it's only 15 minutes into
lunch, but the cast and crew really want

to get started shooting again, so... My
God, more schmuck.

I guess I arrived just in time, didn't
I?

Who are you?

James Marshall, Federal Communications
Administration, ma 'am.

Federal? You work for the government in
politics?

Sort of.

I mean, I meet with politicians all the
time. I love politics.

I mean, I'm only a lawyer right now, but
I really want to get involved in the

running of the country sometime soon.

Yes, well, I... No, no, no, no, no, no.
It is my sworn duty as a fully deputized

agent of the FDA to issue these papers
demanding the immediate closure of your

operation, ma 'am.

Now, if you'll just come with me, I have
to go and shut this operation down.

Please, Mr. Marshall, you can't do this.
We need the money.

I can think of plenty of legitimate ways
to earn money in this world, Miss

Reese.

It's kind of partial to bake salesmen,
though.

Now, if you two will just stay put out
here, I won't have to arrest you.

If you try to interfere, I'll have no
choice but to have the police come down

here and lock you up.

Understand? Can you get me one of those
bags or something?

You're my lawyer. Go do something.

I think you're making big mistakes. I am
making no mistakes, Miss... Winslow.

Yes, Miss... Amy Winslow. Yes, Miss
Winslow. There's smut being portrayed on

these airwaves, and it's my duty as a
fully deputized agent of the law to shut

this operation down.

Well, sir, I believe that depends on
your definition of smut.

There's been no nudity broadcast on this
station at all, or at least not on

purpose. However, when this very same
station aired the Adam and Eve...

story last year, they showed full
frontal nudity.

Now, the FCA didn't try to shut them
down then.

Is that so?

Yes.

Anyhow, it's my belief that before you
just waltz in here and shut this station

down, that you allow me to respond to
the numerous allegations you have

us. I'm sure that I could explain
everything.

What was that?

We need to talk.

It's my turn to do a scene.

No, it's my turn. You just did a scene.
The one with the naughty bicycle

repairman. Well, you just did the scene
with the lion tamer. All right. And the

scene with the pizza.

Hey, Rita, you're up for the next scene.
Okay, which guy's supposed to do the

next scene?

There are several indications here that
the studio is unsafe.

How do you respond to those?

What's it like working for the
government, Jim?

Is it exciting? Do you feel the thrill
of legal work coursing through your

every day?

Well, of course I do. It's what I live
for. Oh, God, I envy you. Well, thanks.

But these infractions now, I understand
with the haphazard way things are being

run around here that there are potential
health threats in the studio. Is this

true?

I suppose so, but we're practicing safe
sex.

So it shouldn't be a problem.

Gosh, Melissa's been there a long time.

I hope everything's okay.

Don't worry about it, Melissa.

I'm sure everything's running like
clockwork.

Hey, what are you girls supposed to be
on right now?

We're supposed to be doing a two -girl
fantasy scene with one of the guys.

But Freddy, Eddie, and Milo are all
exhausted.

There's no guys left.

I'll do it.

You're the props man. You can't do this.

Don't worry. I got it all under control.

Two -girl fantasy scene, huh?

I can handle it.

Okay, let's keep the cameras rolling.

Look at this. Two girls in my bed
waiting for me in fantastic lingerie.

What a dream come true.

All right.

Marshall's been in there too long,
Derek. Something must have happened to

Well, what about the others?

I just can't sit here any longer. I've
got to go find out what's going on in

there.

What is going on in here?

Well, we had to change the format a
little.

I guess.

What are they doing?

Nothing abnormal, Josh. They're enjoying
themselves.

Besides, we ran out of guys.

What?

We only had a few to begin with, and
between acting out the scenarios and

looking at the cameras, they all got
exhausted.

We ain't more men, huh?

Don't you say so.

Whoa.

I'm Melissa Reese, owner of Fantasy
Lingerie. And as you know, there's only

few days left in our sales event.

But we've still got plenty of lingerie
to sell.

However, a few of our male models have
gotten, well, a little exhausted from

their efforts here.

Therefore, I'm here to announce a once
-in -a -lifetime opportunity.

Man, this is going to send our sales
through the roof.

Every thousandth lingerie order will be
allowed to come down here to Lingerie

Central to enact your own fantasy.

Right here on our stage with whichever
model you choose.

So remember, that's every thousandth
piece of lingerie ordered. So if you

a thousand pieces, you win
automatically.

That's crazy.

I can't believe she just did that.

It's more than crazy. It's brilliant.

I've got an order for a thousand pieces
of lingerie. I've got an order for 15

,000.

We're going to need more funds.

No, I won't go out with you.

taking you so long to shut down that
station.

Do you like the U .S. Constitution?

I love the Constitution.

I think it's one of the greatest legal
documents of all time.

How about the Gettysburg Address?

I love the Gettysburg Address.

Yeah, well, I'll show you.

I'm so sick of it.

Oh, hey.

Oh, hey, hey.

Careful.

How about a meat whistle?

Spence, huh?

You scared me. I'm sorry. That's why you
came in. I just thought I'd see what

you were up to. Mind if I take a look?

It's private.

How could you do this?

Why would you do this to me, to our
dreams?

Because they're not our dreams, Melissa.

They're your dreams.

You're the one that wants to make all
this money, get even with Sanders, and

everything.

I just want security. I want a steady
job, income.

The security that would have stayed with
us if you hadn't gotten us fired from

Interglobal. So this is how you go about
getting it?

By turning on your friends by destroying
us? You turned your back on us first.

Turn on you?

What have I ever done to you, you
ungrateful little bimbo? You told

that topless hand wash was your idea.

What are you talking about?

I told him it was your idea from Farran
Square.

You did?

Some of us actually have some morals
where friends are concerned.

Now, if you don't mind, you can just get
out of my sight and not ever come

around me ever again.

We are through, Sunny. We are through.

that we're sewing is filthy?

Well, I'll get some soap and water and
I'll go clean it up right away, okay?

Oh, hey, Rita. How you doing? What are
you doing with that? Oh!

But we'll have to shut down for a day.

Come on, let's turn the sprinklers on.

Wait.

Look at me.

I'm sorry.

I made a mistake.

I got scared and I just saw my dress go
up in smoke too.

I'm sorry.

Sometimes I just get so wrapped up in my
own ideas I just forget about everyone

else.

Guess I blew it this time, huh?

Even if we do get the station back on
the air, with the Sanders on our back,

we'll never make the money.

Actually, I think I know a way we can
get him out of our hair.

I'm just going to send one more little
fax.

That is, if you still want me on your
side.

Of course I do.

I wouldn't let money go between us.

You mean too much to me.

You mean a lot to me, too, Melissa.

All right, Marsh.

Way to go. Way to shut him down.

Let's see you try and buy your company
back now, Miss Reese.

How's it look?

Oh, not very good.

I mean, there's just been a lot of
damage, and it's going to take time and

to replace it all.

How long?

Well, a day maybe?

But we don't have much time left.

We still have to earn over a million
dollars and pay for the equipment.

There's no way. We'll never make it.

I'm sorry, guys. I'll let you down.

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not over.
No, no. We're not finished here. It's

over. No, we're not finished here.

Come on, everybody.

Hey, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

No, where are you going?

You're not quitting, are you?

No, no.

We're not done here.

If I know you people, I know one thing.
You're not quitters.

You built a national business from one
car wash, Melissa.

Quitters don't do that.

I mean, and we've almost earned $4
million in what week?

Well, I can tell you quitters don't do
that either.

But now,

well, now we are just so close.

We just have a few more dollars to earn.
You want to quit because of some minor

damage to the studio?

I used to believe it.

And I'll tell you all something right
here and now.

I'm not quitting.

That's right.

I'll stay here and rebuild this studio
myself if I have to. And then when I'm

done,

well, I'll get back to work and I'll
earn the rest of that money.

Even if it's just for the satisfaction
of seeing a look on Sanders' face when

he's handed a check for $4 million.

So, are you with me or not?

I couldn't have done it without you,
Melissa.

Love is not enough.

You play the game, I call your love.

Love.

Hi. Hey.

What's going on?

Is there another emergency?

No, don't worry. Rita hasn't gone
anywhere near the equipment.

Oh, God, what time is it?

I didn't mean to sleep so long. I should
get back to work.

No.

You don't have to do anything.

I've done more than enough for us
already, Derek.

Besides, you haven't slept in almost a
day.

Don't worry about anything.

Cindy's got everything under control.

Well, then why are you here?

To thank you.

We couldn't have done this without you,
Derek.

It was my pleasure. I mean... I did it
for you,

Melissa.

I'd do anything for you.

So, how are we doing on the money? Are
we going to make the $4 million we need?

To be honest, I really don't know.

Damn, you know, we just worked so hard.

I mean, if I just had more time, I'd
just... Derek,

there are more important things than
money.

The important thing isn't that we did
this to make money.

It's that we got to know each other when
we did it.

And now, I want to show you how I really
feel about you.

It was 4 a .m.

when I got the news.

You said that you were all right when I
asked about you.

You said it was a girl, quite a lot like
me.

Now I know we did the right thing.

through our lives still

Looking back when I was just a kid.

The web talked up and grew my hair.

The crazy things I did.

But now the times are changing.

Take us by surprise.

thinking god why me now i know we did
the right

Well, Mr. Cameron, it seems like we have
a full house for the meeting today.

Everything should go well. The girls
should be here any minute.

Mr. Sanders, Melissa Reese and her
company are here to see you.

Send them in, please.

Good morning, Miss Reese.

Good morning, all.

I guess some introductions are in order.

Mr. Nakasan is in from our Japanese
office where he's just closed our buyout

Iku Electronics.

Mr. Tanner is here from our legal
offices in Chicago to oversee today's

transactions. Mr. Rajiv is head of
finance in from Nairobi. Mr. Bako from

Zimbabwe. And Mr. Goldstein is joining
us from our Israeli offices.

And, of course, you all should be
familiar with our chairman of the board.

Gentlemen, these are the girls that are
selling us the car wash company.

Derek, what are you doing with these
ladies?

They're my friends, Sanders.

In fact, I'd rather be working with
these ladies than some insensitive,

old codger like you.

Is that so, Derek?

Well, I hope you realize that these
women have no job to offer you, as I'm

aware that your little television
endeavor failed to produce the necessary

to buy the company back from me.

Now then, if you ladies don't mind, I've
prepared the final papers for the

purchase of the car wash company.

Of course, I've had them altered a
little since we last talked.

You'll still get the money, but you'll
no longer have positions at this company

after the sale.

Seemed only reasonable under the
circumstances.

You can't do that. We have a binding
oral agreement.

It's all right, Amy. We don't want to
work for this nasty old man and scummy

company anyhow.

Well, the feeling's mutual, I assure
you.

Now, if you'll just sign the papers, I'd
like to get started bulldozing those

car washes and raising condominiums
today.

I don't think so.

Here you go, Mr.

Sanders. Four million dollars, just like
you requested.

I guess I own the car washes again.

What? You must be crazy. I'd never make
a deal like that.

But you did, Sanders.

We have an audio tape of your oral
agreement with Melissa, and I took the

liberty of ensuring that your legal
department included in these documents

they typed them this morning.

You see, it's all in here.

And this contract is legal and binding.

You get your money, we get the car wash.

But I thought, uh, I shut that station
down. This can't possibly be legal.

It is legal, Sanders.

And somehow you caused it to happen, you
fool.

But, Mr. Chairman, there must be some
mistake. These women couldn't possibly

have raised $4 million in four days.

Apparently they did, Sanders.

And I contributed to their efforts
myself.

I bought the wife a neat pair of
skivvies.

Rekindle the old romance for the first
time in a decade.

But still, sir, I didn't... What
happened, Sanders, is you seriously

underestimated the worth of these women.

First, you tried to shut down their
profitable operation.

Then you fired them so you could build
condos.

And to tear down a car wash to build
them.

It's no wonder I can't find a damn place
to get my car washed in this town.

We'd be happy to have your business, Mr.
Chairman, as soon as we get the company

back on its feet again.

You got it.

In fact, why don't you girls keep the
money?

It's not as if we actually purchased the
company in the first place.

Oh, my God!

Mr. Chairman, you can't do this. It's an
outrage.

Personally, Sanders, I don't care what
you think.

Your handling of this whole situation
has been cruel and thoughtless.

That's not what I want Interglobal to
represent.

Fire. Fire?

Well, McRee, you've got your company
back now. So what are your plans?

Well, I think I'm going to go back and
work at the car wash for a while.

I really miss it.

And I can stay in good touch with my
employees there.

So what are you going to do?

I think I'll ask for my old job back.

No.

Eric, this letter just came for you. Oh,
thank you.

Let's see what I've got here.

Oh.

My God.

It's from national television.

They want me to direct a documentary.

A documentary on what?

The history of the car wash.

Young boys on the streets tonight, got a
burning in his heart.

Mama sits alone all night, now that the
party's started.

See, after night, there's a full
moonlight, and you see the kids, and you

yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're totally right, it'll be all
right. You're up all night, and you say,

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

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