All language subtitles for Satan’s Cheerleaders (1977)

Guys, I loved it. I thought it was
adorable. And you all look perfect.

But I don't think the principal or the
board of education is going to like all

that. You know? Yeah. So.

Why don't you show us and teach? Yeah,
come on. Yeah, come on. Okay.

Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar.

All for the husky stand up and holler.

Are you sure you girls wouldn't rather
play tackle?

First we touch, then tackle. Right,
girls?

Just make sure you don't get hurt while
I knock you on the rack.

Hey, heck of a job. You just keep up the
good work. Oh, thank you.

Debbie,

are you all right? Did you get hit in
the head?

Stop it right now. Stop it. Stop it.

Uh -oh, it's the coach.

What are you guys doing out here anyway?

Steve, I'm surprised at you. You know
better than this, boy.

We're only having a little fun anyhow.

The eve of our first game.

You could get hurt. Then what am I going
to do?

Him get hurt? What about me? I just got
balled in the back of the head.

Leave it to Debbie.

You know it's not allowed during
football season.

I ought to suspend you right now.

I won't let it get too much rougher.

Why don't you go home and relax?

Remember your precious bottle?

our routines.

Stevie!

Looks like Debbie's already after her
routine.

I don't know how that girl has any
energy left for cheering.

I'm amazed she's got energy for walking.

I'm amazed she's got any energy left for
breathing.

She must take vitamins or something.

from Debbie.

Oh, my God. Where?

Where is he? Better check the bushes.

Wait!

Baby! That's not allowed!

We're playing football tomorrow night!

I'm leaving, Miss Johnson.

I can't take much more of this. I think
that's a good idea. Don't worry.

Everything's in my hand.

Please.

Don't remind me.

creeps doing here? Didn't you know there
was a private party? Oh, yeah?

Well, this happens to be a public feast.

Yeah, but we're telling you guys to get
lost.

You and whose army?

Just make sure you guys don't cross over
that line.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we're really scared.

Yeah?

And what are you gonna do?

We'll stick Exhibit on you.

She'll make sure you're in no shape for
tomorrow's game.

Forget it. Even I've got my pride, you
know.

Get up, Ray. Get up, you guys.

Now, I promised the coach here there'd
be no rough houses. Yeah, but these

creeps think they can come in here and
hoard in on our beach.

But you creeps think you own the whole
darn beach. Wait till tomorrow. We're

going to cream you.

Yeah. Uh -oh. I can see we're going to
have to settle this somehow.

Why don't you do it like when I was in
school? I don't think we'll find any

dinosaurs, Ray.

Dinosaurs? Chicken.

I mean, chicken.

Okay, once and for all, my car against
yours.

But I've got a new Cadillac.

You've only got a 53 limit.

So?

Chicken, you know, like when the girl's
sitting on the guy's shoulders and you

go around in circles.

On the shoulders?

That's even a new one for me.

Not chicken, chicken fights.

Miss Johnson's talking about chicken
fights. Yes, chicken.

And if the kids from Baker win and they
get to stay, and if the kids from

Benedict win, you guys have to go.

They've been in just a little visit.

We'll see you whites, too.

Come on back!

Don't forget it! Come back!

We're going to TP their school.

Great

Prince

of Darkness, your worshippers call upon
you once more.

Hear their call.

Deliver it from my hands.

Those who make fun of me and laugh at
me.

Grant then that those who mock and
torment your faithful servant here shall

punished.

Drink of the blood of darkness.

Let's make it work.

One, two, push it back, push it back,
way back.

Push it back, push it back, way back.

Push it back, push it back, way back.

Push it back, push it back, way back.

Push it back, push it back, way back.

Let's do it right. One, two, push it
back, push it back, way...

pushing back way back pushing back
pushing back way back pushing back

back way back

What do you think you're doing? We're
having an orgy. What's it to you? Want

join the fun?

I'm going to tell a coach about this.

You do that, man.

Without me running the ball, he's got no
job.

Without Stevie, no team.

Without the team, no game.

Without the games, no cheers.

And without the cheers, no action.

Without these girls, there'd be no one
for you to gawk at.

You all think you're so smart, don't
you?

Well, you ain't.

You ain't so smart after all. You just
wait and see.

Everybody, cheery day, isn't it? Hi, Ms.
Johnson.

No, it's Ms.

Johnson. Right, girl? Aunt.

You mean right on.

Yeah, that's what I said, right on.

Oh, my goodness.

We've been teepeed.

Hey, look.

Oh, my. Here comes trouble.

So what?

Stevie, I'm surprised at you.

Disciplinary action shall be taken,
Dean, I assure you.

I'm afraid this is all my fault, Coach.

Knock it off!

I'm here to make men, Miss Johnson.

And when it comes to making men... You
can't be the cheerleader.

I'll have all this cleaned up. They
really didn't mean any harm.

Discipline is a fact of life they've all
got to learn.

Stephen and the others are suspended.

Let's go, you guys.

What a drag.

He's always spinning me, then playing
me.

I'm sick of that Vince Lombardi cupcake.

It's time he learned a lesson.

Well, I don't have time to straighten
this out now. I'll talk to the coach

later. But, Stevie, please don't do
anything foolish.

I won't.

What time are we leaving?

Oh, in about a half an hour, if you guys
want to get an early start for the

game, if that's okay. Is there a place
for us to change at the game? Oh, no,

afraid not.

You know, you guys, I can remember when
I was leading cheers for the Huskies.

We once had to change in the team bus.

That must have been fun for the team.

Oh, Stevie, we didn't. I mean, it's okay
now, but... I mean, you know what I

mean. That's okay, Miss Johnson. We
understand.

You didn't, but you do.

Yeah. No, that's not really what I
meant.

I mean... We know. Listen, if we have to
get into our outfits now, why don't we

shower here before we go?

We're a mess.

Okay, why not?

It's a great idea. I'm sort of sweaty
myself.

Stevie.

You're in enough trouble as it is.

Don't worry about it. We've got a trick
play of our own.

Oh, Stevie, you be careful now. We will.

I'm sorry you had to witness that, Dean.
But I do appreciate your coming down to

see our first game this year.

When I applied for the coaching job at
your university, I must admit I had very

high hopes of getting it.

How nice that your secretary could join
us.

I want you to know, Dean, I realize that
winning is important.

But it's not everything.

After all, your university is a
religious school.

And I always tell my boys, God is number
one.

Sorry.

But I'm pretty sure that you're going to
enjoy something here.

You're getting ready to shine in my
city.

Love, see you moving. I want you
grooving together with me.

Adi Prakash, Maya Satana, blessed be.

Adi Prakash, Maya Satana, blessed be.

meant to grab me. Chris has gotten away.

If you ask me, that whole team is in
need of one long cold shower.

And I'm just the one who's going to give
it to him.

See if he'd tackle anything that bounced
past him. You know what I mean. You bet

he would.

Oh, yeah?

Better hurry, girl. We don't want to be
late for our first big game.

Oh, besides, I have to stop and get gas.

I'll fix that super coach.

Let's go.

I think my boys keep a spotless locker
room.

I think they'd be impressed.

It's all right. There's nobody in here.

I don't understand. Coach! The door, I
mean, you know, like... Look, it's here.

You've got to understand.

The sign on the door... You play as
coach?

Is this what you call it? The boys
are... The girls are... I mean, look,

Oh!

It's all right. Boys will be boys.

Wait till I get my hands on that boy.
That's my job, coach.

Don't worry. I'll straighten him out.

So long.

Bye -bye.

See ya.

Imagine how thrilled you guys must be.
There is something thrilling about the

first game of the season. Perhaps the
guys are watching us instead of the

on the field.

Are you kidding? We do our jobs while we
are the action. One of these days the

coaches will get hip on us and let us
perform on the field and let the guys

cheer from the side. Oh, sure.

Right.

Hey, what are you, some kind of a thief?

No, wait a minute. I get it.

Billy Boy here is no thief. He's a
prevert.

Does clothes turn you on, Billy Boy?

Get out of here, all of you.

Sure, we'll get out, Billy Boy.

But you've had it.

We can't have someone like you around
these young girls.

Prevert.

That janitor character gives me the
creeps. El creepo.

Now, it's okay.

Mr. Brooks has a very difficult job to
do, you guys. He is always looking and

hanging around us. Can't deny that. No
way.

You know, a lot of the event cheerleader
groups have felt like you guys.

Maybe I should give him a little time.

Oh, that would be nice. You probably
just need someone to talk to. She's not

talking about talking.

Deb, you're too much. You wiped that old
man out the first time around.

One for all. All for one.

How do you break a smear, Sitar?

Howdy, Brickers. May I sit down a
little, please?

What the hell happened?

Did you see that?

That sure was close.

I'm sure they didn't mean us any harm.
I'm glad you're sure.

Is everybody okay?

Nobody's hurt, but this seat sure feels
a little wet back here, Debbie.

Is somebody bleeding?

No, everybody's okay.

Oh, darn it.

I wonder how you open this. I don't
know.

Now, there's a motor in there. I'm sure
of it.

Yep, there's got to be a motor in here.

No question about it. I know there's a
motor in there.

You say so.

I guess there's a motor in there.

I wonder where they went.

Why don't you just go find them, Deb?
Those boys from Baker just might change

your mind about Stevie being so great.

Hey, let's hitchhike, you guys. We might
still make the game. For sure.

We'll have no problem picking up a ride.

Oh, I don't know, you guys. Hitchhiking
can be dangerous.

Oh, don't worry about it.

Why don't you just go get our stuff?

Yeah, come on.

Be careful.

God, I wonder if anybody's going to
come.

Oh, man, this road's deserted.

Oh, look, here comes somebody.

That's all right, girls. Just watch this
number.

So that a number, huh?

Baby, that went out the second issue of
Playboy. Dig this.

Thank you.

Girls will see you.

You had some trouble with your car, huh?

Well, get in. I'll give you a ride. Oh,
good.

Hey, you better watch it. This is only
the beginning.

You girls think you're so smart.

You've been asking for it, and now
you're going to get it.

And you're going to be the first.

What do you mean, first?

You'll find out.

What'd he do to you? He grabbed you,
didn't he? Yeah.

That's what the excitement's all about?
Big deal.

What? What went

on back there? I

know those girls can be a handful
sometimes.

Mr. Brooks, we can get along just fine
without you. Now, I'm here to protect

those girls.

And I'll tell the principal if you
don't.

Now, stop this car instantly, please.

She's not a car. It's a pickup.

And I just picked me up some
cheerleaders going to get what's coming

Have you gone completely mad?

Now, Mr. Brooks, we can just do fine
without you. We'll walk.

Now, stop the car. Never mind that.

Ha, ha, ha.

And you'll do as I say.

We're in your power? Ha!

Take me. I'm in your power.

I'm yours.

It's so cold here. This place is weird.

Look. Look over there.

What's that?

I look positively ruined. Just look at
this face.

Bless me.

Bless

me.

Bless me.

Bless me.

It's mine.

You promised.

You promised me.

It's mine. It's mine.

It's mine.

Patty,

what happened?

What are you doing with your clothes
off? Are you all right? Did he hurt you?

Look. Look, it's Billy.

Oh, my God.

Jesus.

He looks... He's dead.

I don't understand.

Did any of you see what happened?

I just remember that crazy ride when we
came here.

And then... Me too, and then nothing.

I remember a cold, cold wind.

Let's get out of here.

Yeah, really.

It's all right now.

It's all over.

It's all over?

How did he die, Patty?

He tried to rape me.

It must have been a heart attack.

God, that man just went completely mad.

Come on. Let's get out of here.

Come on, girls. Everything will be all
right.

Don't worry. You're going to be okay.

Get inside, girls.

Okay, let's go, you guys. Patty, sit in
the front. Are you okay?

Let's go.

Thank you.

You shouldn't be making such a racket.

I don't know.

A man's laboring under the hot sun.

We have an accident. We need help.
There's a dead man laying out there in

woods. We've got to get to the sheriff.

Dead man?

What dead man?

Excuse us, sir. The girls are a bit
overwrought. We've been through quite a

of an ordeal.

Would you be kind enough to direct us to
the sheriff's station?

It's most important that we make out a
report.

I'm working, ma 'am.

The man stopped working to talk.

It just isn't good economics, if you
know what I mean.

No, I'm sorry, I really don't. It means
he wants some bread, right, Pop?

At your service, ladies.

Why, I never... Been hungry?

I have.

Now, would you be kind enough to direct
us to the sheriff's office?

Oh, sure thing.

Only he hasn't got an office.

Except in his house.

Just follow the highway straight through
town.

Third house on the left after you pass
the city limits.

The only sheriff in these mountains.

Got a sign out front.

Could have saved you a dollar.

Thank you. You've been most kind, sir.
Come on, girls. Let's go.

Yeah, thanks a lot, Pop.

Take a picture. It lasts longer.

I was just admiring your...

Outfit. A little unusual, ain't it?
Well, these are our hunting outfits,

always hunt in them.

Hunt?

I'm afraid you're out of season.

No game now.

You haven't been game for 30 years, have
you, Pop?

Nothing wrong with racing his motor a
bit.

I don't think his motor can even start,
let alone race.

He's breathing, right?

Wow, talk about a hick town. Think we
might run into Opie and Anthony?

Perfect. What a name. Sheriff Bub.

Good afternoon.

Can I be of assistance?

Are you Sheriff Bub?

Yes, ma 'am. Bub.

I'm Joan Johnson. I'm a physical
education teacher at Benedict High in

Where are the Heskies?

I'll second that motion.

How'd you do?

This is our cheerleading team.

We were on our way to a game this
afternoon at Baker.

Well, pleased to meet you all.

What can I do to be of assistance?

I'm at your service.

Well, I'm afraid we've had a kind of a
rather major problem, which might take a

lot of explaining.

It's been a rather trying day for us.
Man, that's the understatement of the

year. I know, you know.

We're never going to get to that game.

Please, girls, I'll handle this.

Wouldn't you like to step inside? I'm
sure you'd all like something cold to

drink. Thank you. That would be most
welcome.

Make mine bourbon and branch, double.

Well, now, young lady, I'll have to
check your ID first.

After all, I represent the law around
here, and contrary to a lot of TV and

movies, most of us are as honest as the
day is long.

Wow, what a dog.

And you are?

Patty Thaxter.

I know it's silly of me to keep going
over it and over it, and I'm sure the

sheriff will find the evidence just as
we told him, but I can't help thinking

we've left something out.

Girls, can you think of what it might
be?

It's a strange feeling, like a bad
dream.

Well, it could have been a hell of a lot
worse. That crazy Billy might have

smashed us all into a tree or something.

Or he might have raped all of us before
he had that heart attack.

Well, there could have been an easy way
to stop him from raping all of us. Have

him start with Debbie.

I don't understand.

We'll explain it to you sometime, T.

Well,

I hope you're all comfortable.

I'm certain that everything will work
out just fine.

And you, my dear, are you all right?

Oh, sure. Billy didn't lay a hand on me.

He didn't have a chance.

I really don't understand.

He seemed like such a nice man.

Well, we live out west where the men are
men and the women are glad of it.

Really, girls, I don't know where you
come up with some of these things.

Ever try the poetry in the locker room
walls, Miss Johnson?

Sometimes, sure.

Some of it's even left over from when I
was in school.

Not that I understand it anymore now.

Call 555 -1800 for Debbie in a good
time.

Not too hard to understand, eh, Miss J?

For girls who can't memorize a line of
Keats, you sure have pretty inventive

minds. Who's Keats? I think the boys
wear them on the bottom of their

shoes.

Oh.

How long do you think your husband will
be, Mrs. Bob?

Not long.

He'll just check everything out and be
right back.

More coffee?

No, thank you.

If I drink any more coffee, I'll just
bust.

No more wisecracks from you.

What could I say?

Oh, no,

I feel just fine.

What was that?

Oh, I said I was fine.

I've never felt better.

That darn phone of yours would be on the
blink. I'd like to know how the game

came out.

Stevie probably made three touchdowns
and is working on his fourth.

In the bus.

He can't score in the bus.

He's done it in stranger places than
that.

Oh, I see what you mean. Planning game
strategy and things.

He's a dedicated boy, all right.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Real dedicated.

And sometimes he even thinks about
football.

Are you sure your husband, the sheriff,
called in the report on his car radio?

I wouldn't want people to worry.

Don't concern yourself.

He's taking care of everything.

Yes.

He's taking care of everything.

What? All

right,

Billy. You just had a severe shock.
Those girls.

You just passed out, Billy.

Those girls.

Where are those girls?

You promised I could have any of them I
wanted. I want that girl.

She thinks you're dead.

She thinks I'm dead?

But I wanted her.

I know, I know.

Everything about you wanted her.

But you promised I could have her. You
took her from me. You cheated me.

Cheat!

Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat! Cheat!

Cheat

Come on.

What's that thing?

Oh, that's nothing. Just something we
picked up at an auction.

Where's the sheriff? I thought for sure
he'd be back by now.

I hope nothing's happened.

It sure was a spooky place.

Oh, don't worry.

The sheriff is quite familiar with the
area. He won't have any trouble.

Oh, sheriff, it's you.

You look as if you're expecting Satan
himself.

Is everything all right? Did you find it
like we said?

Just as you said.

Then we're free to go?

No, I'm afraid not.

But... But soon enough.

You see, I have to get your sworn
statements. Until I can clear up some

I have to continue to treat this as a
murder case.

Murder?

That's right.

Emmy, can I see you outside for a
minute?

Of course.

Excuse us.

I'm sorry.

I

don't

like it.

There's something about this whole setup
that's just not right.

Oh, don't be silly. The sheriff's
handling everything in the most

manner. After all, we are all material
witnesses.

I say, let's split. What are we hanging
around here for?

Maybe we can still make it in time for
the post -game party.

That way the day wouldn't be a total
loss.

I'm going to check on that dude.

He's up to something.

Leave it alone, Chris.

I don't think you should go out there,
Chris.

Listen to me now and remember what I
say.

I have been commanded by the Prince of
Darkness.

He spoke to me right there at the altar.

So tonight, for the first time, we will
perform the Black Mass, just as in the

ancient ritual.

You can't mean it. A sacrifice?

It is his command.

So tonight, the blood of an unsoiled
maiden will flow into the jeweled

But which?

The one that is pure.

Then it's death for that one.

It's death for all of them. There will
be no surviving witnesses.

I'll say that the janitor killed them
all and then suffered his fatal attack.

It's a perfect cover.

It's our moment of glory.

Praise be to Satan that we have been
chosen.

Dogs, they know.

Already they smell the blood of
sacrifice.

You won't believe this. They're going to
kill us. Come on, we've got to get out

of here.

You guys, they've got two dogs. Chris,
stop playing these silly games. Now

listen to me. No. You've got to listen
to me. Believe me, there's no time.

Oh, God, they're here.

Don't say anything.

Just act natural.

Everybody just relax.

I'll get their attention.

You guys try to get away.

Hi, Cheryl.

How's it going?

If you could just take those statements
now, we really should be on our way.

All in good time.

Of course, I haven't finished my
investigation yet.

So I'm afraid I can't release you ladies
just yet.

But you have notified the authorities
back in Benedict.

Parents are probably on their way here
right now.

Besides, Deb's got a hot date tonight.

I'm sorry to inconvenience you, but
there are a few things that have to be

cleared up.

We're holding a special inquest this
evening.

Oh, we've got to make some phone calls.

I'm sorry, you know, my phone's out of
order. And I can't have you running

around. Uh, can I use your bathroom?

Oh, of course. It's at the top of the
stairs.

We'll come with you, Chris.

That's a good idea.

There's a guest bedroom there where you
can rest.

First door on the left.

Could I speak to you for a moment? Sure.

You may be able to fool the others, but
not me.

You've been lying, and I'd like to know
why.

That's quite an accusation.

Is it?

Why have you been staring at me?

You have an overactive imagination,
young lady.

You better get upstairs with the others.

Why doesn't your wife answer me?

I demand you let us go. You can't hold
us like this. It's not right.

Go ahead, Sharon. Go ahead.

It's okay.

Go ahead. Are you okay?

Yeah. Come on, Miss Johnson. Come on.
Come on, please.

No, girls.

Go on, please. Go on without me. Hurry.

Come with us, please. Go ahead, please,
Debbie.

Okay.

Sheriff, you still haven't answered my
question.

Why is your wife staring at me?

She isn't staring at you.

For the last time, young lady, you
better get upstairs with the others.

touch me.

Watch her. Don't let her out of your
sight.

to sacrifice one of us as an unsoiled
maiden, he said. An unsoiled maiden?

You've got to be kidding, man. This
isn't the Middle Ages.

What's an unsoiled maiden? It's a
virgin, stupid.

They'll kill us. They're all of them
witches. They'll stick those dogs on us.

We've got to get to a phone right now. I
mean quick.

Let's split up.

That way one of us has got to make it.
What about all for one?

What about Miss Johnson? Patty, Chris is
right. Our best chance for everybody is

to split up and get to a phone.

I'll call Stevie. He'll come to our
rescue.

Bull, wake up, girl. This is... Serious.
Stevie's probably drunk in somebody's

back seat. If we make it to a phone, we
call our parents. Agreed?

Sure. I was just kidding.

My God.

Miss Johnson, where is she?

An emergency dime.

Here.

For once, my mother knew what she was
talking about.

It doesn't make any difference now. They
won't get far anyway.

I'm going to teach you a real lesson,
teacher.

Ah!

What are you doing?

Please, what are you doing?

I'll tell your wife.

Where are the others? You've got to.

Where are they? You're one of them,
aren't you? From the road? Found my

Can you help me, please?

Look. Be quiet, will you please? Listen
to me. I'm not going to tell nobody.

Listen to me. Nothing.

You found my home. How'd you do it?

How'd you do that? Listen to me, please.
Nobody's supposed to do that.

I'm in trouble.

You all know I'm just a crazy old bum.
Can you help me, please? My father'd pay

if you'd help me. He'd pay you.

Pay me?

How much? How much did your father pay
me?

A lot. Just help me get out of here.

Get away?

From who?

You're one of them.

You don't understand. The sheriff knows.
The sheriff?

Yeah.

He's a friend of mine.

You got it. Shh.

Don't tell anybody.

I know the secret.

Yeah. I know the secret.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Where's my dime? I lost my
dime.

Oh, my God.

Let me show you something.

Look.

Yeah.

They think I'm crazy.

They're witches. They pray.

I know the secret.

Full moon, killing things.

I know the secret.

Hey, how much?

How much should Daddy pay me?

A lot. a lot. Please just help me. Don't
let the sheriff get me.

The sheriff gave you this.

I'm crazy. At least they think so.

They're the crazy ones.

Everybody. All around.

Everywhere.

Don't you see?

Look. Behind you.

No!

Stay away.

Stay away from me.

In the name of Lucifer as his high
priestess, I command thee, demon, return

to thy dark regions.

Get thee away from me.

Let me use your phone.

Yeah. Who are you and where are you
from?

We're from Benedict. We're on our way to
the game. The car crashed.

Please help me. Billy died.

The sheriff's going to kill us or
something.

Are you running from the sheriff?

Huh?

Yes, may I help you, my child?

We're in trouble. You just got to help
us. I lost my diamond.

You came to the right place.

Now, how may I help you?

The sheriff, he's trying to kill us.
He's the leader of some kind of crazy

cult. Now, now, I'm sure you're
mistaken.

What sort of cult did you say?

Jesus Christ.

Close, but not exactly, my dear.

Answer the phone, please.

Answer the phone. Oh, God.

Just like all the rest of my little
horsies. Now get it up!

Get it up!

Now get it up!

Get it up!

Get it up!

No! No!

Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt
me! No!

Look, I'll do anything you want. Just
try me, please. I'll do anything you

but please don't hurt me.

No, my dear. Not what I want, but he
wants.

I'm afraid of her.

And you should be, too.

I tell you, she has the power.

Don't be ridiculous.

I recognize her.

Something.

Somewhere.

I can't put my finger on it.

But one thing I'm certain of.

She has the power.

My God, woman, she has no power at all.
Anyone can tell.

I was thinking I should stay.

They may be in need of prayer.

Thank you, Monk.

But the dogs will take care of him.

Tonight will be a night of glory such as
we have never known.

Sheriff! Sheriff!

Well, what is it this time?

Well, some of the townspeople feel that
a human sacrifice tonight... Yes?

Well, that is that they feel that
perhaps the Prince of Darkness might

that the blood of a maiden flow tonight.
That's right.

A maiden?

Look, Monk, I'm very busy. A maiden!

A maiden!

A maiden.

Yes, it's very good. It's very good of
him.

Much better than a dwarf.

I don't understand you.

Cowering before that schoolgirl.

I'm not mistaken.

You have to kill her.

Kill her now before it is too late.

She'll destroy us all.

Women.

Marry them. Make them a high priestess.
Give them all the powers and what

happens? They become stupid and jealous.

The Prince of Darkness will make his
choice and they will all die.

Aude praecus mea satana blessed be. Aude
praecus mea satana

blessed be.

Aude praecus mea satana blessed be.

Be careful, Patty. Don't let him bite
you.

Come on out. It's okay.

Come on out. It's okay, I tell you.

You've got to be kidding me. He wants me
for lunch.

Just don't make any sudden moves.

I am making sudden moves.

I'm really slow.

Come on.

Come on, Chris.

Howdy, preggers, mayors, satana, blessed
be.

Aude praecus mea satana.

Blessed be.

Aude praecus mea satana. Blessed be.

It's time.

You ready?

Yes. But you're mistaken.

She does have the power.

Come on, woman.

Bring them out.

Bring them out.

Quickly, the maidens.

Good boys.

Kept that little goody safe, huh?

They're gone. They've disappeared.

What do you mean they're gone?

Lucifer and Diablo would have torn them
apart if they tried to get away.

Oh, holy mother.

They vanished.

Will you stop that with your hands? It's
a terrible habit, and it's getting very

irritating.

What do you mean they've vanished?

Then it is a miracle.

The only miracle is that I put up with
you.

She's cast a spell on the dog.

She has to power that one.

Turn back.

Turn back, all of you, before it's too
late.

Be quiet, woman, or I'll lock you in
here.

Where were you when they got away, huh?

That dog.

Bad dog.

Yes, bad dog. Bad dog.

Bad dog.

Back. Back off. Lucifer. Diablo. Go.

Get them.

Get them. Kill. Kill.

Get them.

Emmett, woman, shut up.

We want live bodies for the Prince of
Darkness, not shredded corpses.

Come on, boy. Come on.

Bloody dogs.

We'll go after them on foot.

They can't get far. They don't know the
terrain.

When we get to the woods, fan out.

Yes, and you remember that, each and
every one of you. When you get to the

woods, spread out. I didn't say that. I
said when you get to the woods, fan out.

You're going to copy me, copy me.

Let's go.

Hold it.

Hold it, you guys. What's the matter?

I can't go on.

Hold it. Wait.

I can't go on another step. I'm sorry.

I'm having so much trouble.

I'm sorry.

I can't go on another step. It's just
another mile or so, just over that

Well, how do you know when we get to the
main highway? They won't be waiting.

I know.

You sure know a hell of a lot all of a
sudden.

Yeah, Pat, you've been dragging us over
this mountain like you were a gym

teacher or something.

Fine. Why don't we all just sit here
nice and comfortable and wait for the

to eat us alive?

Okay, okay, John Wayne, we've got the
picture.

Come on, Miss Johnson, let's hit the
trail. Up, up, up. No, you guys go on

without me. I've just been a drag.

No way, Teach.

Where are we going to find another one
like you? Come on, up and at them. One

for all. And all for one.

Are we going to stand here talking?

Those dogs are pretty hungry to me.

I think she's half mountain goat.

Okay. Okay, you guys, I won't hold you
back again. Come on.

Howdy pragus mea, satana blessed be.

Howdy pragus mea, satana blessed be.

Lucifer, go get them all.

Kill them all.

Go.

What's that?

Someone's coming.

It only sounds like one or two people.
Maybe we can overpower them.

It might be those dogs. Quick, you guys,
look for...

Yes, I know what you mean.

You, what do you know about women?

I'm very well read.

And I dream a lot. You what?

I dream a lot.

Audi, praecus, meos, satana, blessed be.
Audi,

praecus, meos, satana, blessed be.

Audi, praecus, meos, satana, blessed

be. Audi, praecus, meos,

satana.

Blessed be.

Howdy.

Prakas.

Mayas.

Satana.

Blessed be.

Answer my prayers, O Satan.

We who follow you demand her death.

Destroy her.

Lucifer.

Diablo.

Kill.

Kill. Kill.

Audi, break us, may us, satana, let it
be.

Patty, what is it? What's wrong?

Answer my prayers, oh Satan.

Kill,

kill, mutilate, kill.

Lucifer, Diablo, destroy her.

Kill.

That woman will pay for this.

We better hurry. The dogs will tear
those girls to pieces.

My God.

They mustn't soil the maidens.

Lucifer, Diablo, destroy her.

What are you talking about?

Help me.

Come on, you guys. Let's not stand here.
Let's help her.

Blessed be.

Don't stop here.

We've got to go on.

It won't help to go on.

Patty, don't say that.

This is an evil place.

Come on, we can make it.

Perhaps. But we cannot run it.

Howdy. Praise.

May I.

Satan. Blessed be.

Satan.

The time of blessed be. The time of
blessed be.

The time of blessed

be.

Oh, my God. That scared the hell out of
me.

Something scared the hell out of them.

Well, it's only our altar over there.

What could have frightened them?

Come on.

It's over now. Not quite.

Prepare them for the sacrifice at
midnight.

I have brought you four maidens. The
unsoiled one to be your bride.

In the ancient ritual.

Guide us then to determine which is the
one.

Bring the first.

Is she the unsoiled maiden?

Is she the one chosen to be your bride?

No, maiden.

I've been a cheerleader for three years.
The truth.

Are you pure?

Listen, man, I'm as pure as the next
guy. But if all this mumbo -jumbo means

I ever made it with anybody, you got the
wrong maiden.

The next one.

Hey, I just figured all this jive out.

This whole thing is one big put -on.

You just tried to scare us.

Just to get what you wanted, right?

Be quiet.

You're in his presence.

Hey, man, I can dig it. That's cool. If
your boss man wants me, I'm no one to

argue.

Take her away.

Guess he can handle the real thing.

Bring the big one.

What do you mean, big one? I got big
ones, bigger than most. Is that it?

Is she the one?

Is she the princess chosen by the Prince
of Darkness to be his bride?

Listen, man, I ain't no princess.

You're the one.

Place her on the altar.

You're crazy, man. I ain't been no maid
since I was 13.

It can't be you. No.

No, it was not Billy who made love to
me.

You are the one who has defiled this
ritual.

You have broken your covenant with
Satan.

You have disobeyed. I have been
commanded.

There was but one unsoiled maiden among
us. For 26 years she remained pure.

She awaited her perfect lover.

She awaited her moment of glory.

She was predestined to be the bride of
the ultimate ecstasy.

And you destroyed her this very
afternoon.

There stands the only one among us who
remained pure.

The intended bride.

And you corrupted her.

You cast your vile seed into her body.

Against her will, against her destiny,
you took her.

You toad. You worm.

You crawling, miserable man.

You viper.

He has betrayed you.

He has betrayed our master.

Seize him!

Seize him!

Wait!

My priest, Burke.

And that sound, that sound does not come
from Satan.

It comes from this, a machine.

And you, you have no power.

It's only a game, Sheriff Bub.

Your earthly powers mean nothing.

Prepare now for your damnation in hell.

Blessed be our Lord Jesus Christ.

Blessed be our Lord Jesus Christ.

Number 35, Steven Wagner.

Stevie.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I hope he's all right.

How about it?

Jesus, 20 to nothing and we're going to
have this happen.

How about it? We'll take it up real
tight and be as good as new for the

half. No way, coach.

I've had it. Get it, man.

Get it.

You can go on. You will go on. You will
go out there and you will win this game.

Go!

Number 35, Steven Weathers, re -entering
the game. Most likely.

Touchdown! Touchdown!

Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!
Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown!

We're not going to lose any games this
year.

Don't you hear us calling when you do
your thing?

We don't give that a cheer, you won't
get it anyway.

We don't give a...

that you can't