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Hi, Pernille! I didn’t want to wake you, I had to get to work.

A cleaner arrives at 10am, but stay as long as you want.

Also, don’t forget our appointment to ravage each other shortly.

Hello! - Hi!

I didn’t think there was anyone here.

Are you the cleaning person? - Yes.

I’m Bjørnar’s ex-girlfriend. I’m just here to deliver this.

Is it OK... Should I put it...?

No, you can... Yeah, just put it there.

Thanks.

OK, great. - OK.

Thanks, I’ll...

Goodbye, now. Bye.

Bye.

Finn: Can you ask Sigrid not to call me after 9.15pm?

Oh, stop it.

Finn: Iben goes to bed then, and she’s a light sleeper.

Hello! - Oh, hello.

Are you visiting my dad?

Baldwin, exactly. - I’m his daughter.

Pørni, I’ve heard a lot about you. I’m Stephen.

You’re coming on Saturday? - Yes, to meet you all.

Dad said you love chicken, so we’re having that.

Well, yes. - Hello.

Pørni, this is Stephen.

We were just saying you won’t have your license for a long time.

No, that’s not true!

We’re off to Kikut, so don’t bother with dinner.

OK, have a nice ride.

I look forward to meeting the rest of you.

Everyone will be here. - It’s so nice here.

Goodbye. Have a nice ride.

Have a nice day, kidnapper!

Torunn, really.

Oh, Torunn.

Hello. - Hi, Sigrid.

Is Felix home? - Yes.

Felix, come on.

Sorry for taking your AirPods. - That’s all right.

Mum says I have to ask if you want to go to the cinema.

She pays. - You’re paying.

Which film? - The new Marvel one.

Just the two of us? - Yuck, are you stupid?

Sigrid. - Sorry. No, and a few others.

Sure, unless I have football training. - See you in school.

Bye.

See you at choir practice. - Thanks.

Can we please go home now? - No, you have two more to visit.

There’s Lea’s training watch as well. Is there anyone else?

These are Kathinka’s.

I borrowed those. - Did you ask?

I wouldn’t not have given them back.

Please don’t use the double negative, I hate that.

We’re not going home until you’re thoroughly shamed.

You’re giving back absolutely everything.

Bjørnar: I miss you.

Great, everyone. Once more, just Torill.

Maybe try to hold back a little.

Start from “det är enda vägen jag vald”.

He hasn’t picked up all his stuff.

Is that a good thing, or is it bad?

Well, it could be either.

How so? - He’s either completely over her...

Or not at all.

That’s great. Hold back a little more.

Excellent. Let the words speak for themselves.

Let’s take a break. Then we’ll start on “Pål sine høner”.

Was she mean? - Not at all.

And absurdly pretty.

Why did he leave her?

She cheated with a colleague. She’s a nurse.

Good for you! Revenge sex is always the best.

Take it from me. - Don’t say that!

Pørni isn’t a rebound girlfriend.

Torill, you sing “Gabriellas sång” wonderfully.

Better than Jannicke Kruse. - Thank you.

It’s such a powerful song. It really impressed me in the film.

You must know, you work with abused women all the time.

The film portrays it realistically.

No, it really doesn’t.

The song is amazing, anyway.

Sorry, I have to take this. Elsa probably needs money.

Can I have a word afterwards? - Of course.

Why would you say that? Couldn’t you just agree?

Well, it’s not realistic. An abused woman does not have the confidence

to stand up and sing in front of 700 people.

Well, that’s like cussing in church. Literally!

Let’s finish the coffee and get cracking again, ladies.

Listen, about the food photographer.

He called yesterday, raging, Said I’d given him chlamydia.

I’m not screwing anyone under 40 again.

What if you have given him chlamydia?

Why would I? - She screwed Lara’s teacher, too.

Hans Petter, you know. He has chlamydia.

No one told me. - Did Sigrid tell you that?

You could have told me. - I didn’t want to gossip.

Jesus. - Pørni...

Has Sigrid stolen anything else from Felix?

No? - His wallet is missing.

I thought I had to mention it.

As adults, we should try to communicate openly.

That’s great. I’ll have a word with her.

Sorry, I almost forgot my shin guards. Can we have tacos for dinner?

Do you have a confession to make? - No.

I’m not in love with Mathias, stop saying that!

Have you been stealing again?

What? I haven’t stolen anything else.

Felix can’t find his wallet since you went to see that film.

I haven’t stolen anything else!

You piss me off! Your pilfering is one thing.

You’ve continued after you got caught,

and now, you’re lying to me!

Get out of the car! - I haven’t done anything!

Get out! I don’t want to see you!

Listen, I haven’t done anything! Trust me, will you?

No! - You’re such a bitch!

Close the door!

I’m a bit late for my appointment. - Name?

Pernille Middelthon. - Please take a seat.

Next time, if you’re late, Please call and let us know.

Sorry, I was stuck in traffic.

First time? - For nails, yes.

Shell or acryl? - Sorry?

Just give me your hand.

OK, you have very short nails.

So, next time, before you book your appointment, you need to call us.

Yes, sorry.

Hello. - Hi!

Listen, I’m sorry about last time.

You’re not the cleaner, are you?

I should be the one to apologize.

I should have... Well, sorry. - Doing your nails?

It was a gift voucher for a speech I gave to a branch of the police.

That’s nice.

There aren’t too many freebies in the Child Welfare Service, hey?

Do you work for Barnevernet?

So you do understand Norwegian? - A little.

It was nice to meet you.

A pleasure... Ouch!

Oh, sorry. - Did you cut her finger?

Sometimes it happens.

People get hurt in Barnevernet.

You should tape it up. - I’ll be fine.

Have someone look at it, though. - Thanks for your help.

I just want to say how happy I am

that Bjørnar is happy.

All right. See you again.

Torstein.

How was Charlie today? - A little better, I think.

I feared he might do something stupid. We’ve prayed a lot.

He’s been terribly depressed.

He’s not the only one.

There’s a child involved. His guilt is irrelevant.

He should stop feeling sorry for himself.

Anyway, let’s discuss the confirmation.

The confirmation costs around 40,000 kroner.

I’ll pay half. Maybe you could pay the rest?

Or Charlie, if he has any savings at all.

Well...

Torstein and I find it a little odd

that we weren’t consulted about having a civil confirmation.

What do you mean by that?

Of course we’d like to contribute.

Confirmation is a Christian tradition.

Why should we contribute to something we don’t agree with?

We’d prefer to do it differently.

Confirmation is the first real decision that a youth takes.

Leo wants a civil confirmation. - Of course it is.

We ought to have talked to him about it.

Who’s stopping you?

You took all your grandkids to Tenerife, except him.

You might have come for his birthday or called him once in a while.

Let’s talk about the confirmation before this other stuff.

It’s all connected! You’re Leo’s grandparents.

You haven’t done a fucking thing to help his predicament.

You don’t even call, and now you’re interfering with his confirmation?

That’s clearly not acceptable. - Well, maybe it isn’t.

We have a son who is paralyzed from the waist down.

Leo told us at the funeral that he hates both us and his father.

We’ve thought that maybe he prefers not being around us.

Wait! Wait.

He obviously doesn’t hate you, he is just angry.

But you should be knocking on his door!

He’s a child, you’re the adults!

It’s your fucking job to be there for him! I need some fresh air.

A bit of fresh air is always nice.

Hello.

I won’t speak to you until you give back that wallet.

You inherited your temper from me. Sorry about that.

How do a pair of jackasses like that produce a nice lad like Charlie?

They’re not jackasses.

Just religious conservatives from western Norway.

Their only response to anything is to pretend everything’s fine.

Should I apologize?

Not at all. Birgitte should apologize.

By the way, I tried to lighten the mood after you stormed out.

I told them about my new relationship... with a man.

They must have been delighted. - Do you think?

They’ll demand custody of Leo next!

Don’t say that. Besides, they can’t afford having him around.

They’re not just jackasses, they’re stingy jackasses.

Your smoking concerns me.

I have to answer this.

Hello, Torill.

I’m sorry, we found the wallet. Felix left it at the cinema.

I’m sorry if I caused trouble between you and Sigrid.

No problem, I understand why you thought that.

Anyway, it’s all right.

It’s not long until “It hurts when buds are breaking” now!

If anyone wants to hear a concert with that name.

I like the title. Actually, I suggested it.

Right! Well, I’ll see you.

Goodbye.

Remind me not to say all my thoughts out loud.

Sigrid, can I come in? - No.

Felix’s mom called. They found the wallet at the cinema.

I’m sorry I was angry. - You never believe me.

Is Grandpa’s boyfriend coming on Saturday?

You didn’t believe that I scored in the Norway Cup.

And you didn’t watch the semi-final. - I’m going out Saturday.

So, can we not eat too late?

It’s difficult to trust you after your stealing.

I was sacked by McDonald’s, by the way. It was totally not my fault.

I was late for work twice. Two times!

Can we talk about this later? I’m talking to Sigrid now.

I always want to watch you play football, Sigrid.

Also, I’m an idiot. And I sometimes forget that.

I’m sorry, Sigrid.

Hello.

Are you leaving? - Yes.

Who are you meeting? - I’m seeing Nina.

The superglue incident. - Oh dear.

Mari wants to take the twins for a trip this weekend.

If you’re free on Saturday, maybe we could have dinner?

To go out and eat, I mean. Even if I enjoy your garage.

I do like your garage. - I’d love to.

My dad’s boyfriend is coming, though.

For dinner, but we can eat early. Where do you want to eat?

We’re going somewhere you want to go.

Well, I have to get going. - So do I.

Bye.

This salad is wonderful. - Leo made it.

It’s really easy. Walnuts, mango and spinach.

I love simple dishes.

Stephen, do you suppose Dad will get his driver’s license?

Most mature adults need a lot of time to learn new things.

But he’s not like that, he’s very focused.

If you move in together, can we practise driving for free?

Who raised you, anyway?

Leo, do you want tapas for your confirmation?

I don’t know. My grandad sent me 500 kroner yesterday, though.

Really? - He never does that.

Sigrid, put your mobile down.

Maybe he remembered he didn’t give you any for your birthday.

I have to leave. It was a pleasure.

There’s dessert.

I’m meeting Emma before we leave.

Tuva’s husband got you a job, by the way, at Elkjøp.

At Elkjøp? - Not a bad word about Elkjøp.

It’s like you said, all parents fix their kids a place to work.

One of my students worked there.

What did you say about cell phones at the table?

It’s Charlie.

Hello?

Sure, one moment.

Do you want to talk to your dad?

Yeah. - He’s just coming.

Hi.

Hello.

Yeah. Yourself?

Yep, that’s fine.

All right, bye.

He wants to come to my confirmation. I said it’s fine.

Did you? - Can we watch a film tonight?

I’m going out. - Doing what?

Just... some colleagues. - Is it a date?

- Not Hans Petter! I’ll cut myself! - It’s not a date.

It’s a date. You have slutface. You’re far too old for that.

You’re such a cringe! Can I leave the table?

Sorry about that. - Hey, I used to be a school teacher.

You have wonderful children.

And they make excellent food.

and he started doing croquis.

This sounds sappy, but when I was placed next to you at that dinner,

I was a bit nervous at first.

But it passed quickly, you were so easy to talk to.

I thought you were a bit on the young side.

And I was sure you had a girlfriend.

But I didn’t.

Can I confess something? - Oh dear.

It’s a good thing, and a bit embarrassing.

I always ask to take on your cases.

Always.

I love it when you drive me home afterwards.

I have been for a long time, ever since we first met.

Oh, sorry.

That’s all right.

Wow, she wants to get into your pants.

Her? - Yes!

Very short tits, mind. - Then I’m not interested.

Hanna: Elkjøp is full-time. I’ll be worn out before Argentina!

Do we have time for another bottle

before I take you back to my place to ravage you in every way?

All right.

Sorry, I didn’t turn the sound off.

Dad: The grandparents want Leo while Charlie recuperates.

What’s wrong?

It’s Leo’s grandparents. Get another bottle, will you?

She’s tried to make an effort, but it doesn’t help at all.

She’s just as old anyway.

She could have been his mother. What the fuck?

He has pussy blindness. - Exactly.

He’s obviously going to leave her. Everyone knows that.

Hello. - Hi.

Do you think she heard us?

You’re 13 years younger than me. - Love it.

Did you know “mature + big tits”

is the most searched term on Pornhub?

You have two kids, you’re going to want more.

I’m an inch away from menopause.

I’ll need surgery on my other knee.

I’ll never be able to catch twins tumbling down the stairs.

Did you know I still call my sister? She’s been dead for half a year.

I leave messages on her answering service.

Has something happened?

You don’t deserve all my baggage.

We’re not supposed to drink wine and have sex at your place.

Why is that wrong? - You have pussy blindness.

I have it as well.

It’s not going to work. I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

But... - I’ll just get my coat.

Are you...?

You’ve reached Anne. Send an SMS.

Don’t leave a message, I won’t check it anyway. I’ll call you back as soon as I can. Bye!

Hello.

I don’t know if I’m clever or the biggest idiot ever,

but I think I just ditched the man of my dreams.

I’m sorry.