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[Helen]
Brought to you by Worm Chips.
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They taste better
than they sound.
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Yes, that and some Worm Chips.
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They taste better
than they sound.
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How did we get roped into
doing Helen's errands again?
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She said it was
a big part of our grade?
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Sometimes I worry
we're too trusting.
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Maybe. Hey, Kiff,
do you remember Ed?
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The wizard who scammed
our entire school?
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[gasps]
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And who is supposed to be
banished from town?
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What is he doing here?
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He must be doing
some kind of big grocery scam.
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Not on our watch.
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[? mischievous music playing]
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-We got you, Ed! We caught you!
-[screams]
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The old greeting card scam.
And you almost got away with it.
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No, you don't understand.
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There's no scam this time,
children. I am a changed man.
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I'm in love with her.
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You know, when I say
to "bag the goods," I mean...
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I mean, how could you
not fall in love with that?
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Yikes...
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-...Ee...
-...Ola.
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I know. I can't eat.
Can't even sleep.
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I don't know
what to do with myself.
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All I want to do
is take care of her.
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[Helen] ...and so I don't pay.
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We should help him.
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Plus, if Helen got a boyfriend,
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then she'd have someone else
doing her bidding.
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Kiff, Barry. These groceries
aren't going to bag themselves.
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Ed, we are going to help you
woo Helen.
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Bless you, children.
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Love's arrow
can be hard to dodge.
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Let's save some time
with a fun montage.
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-[? cheerful music playing]
-[coughs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Free speaker. Nice.
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[thunder rumbling]
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I've got one last idea.
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It's a bit complicated,
but it just might work.
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-Now.
-[screams] Uh... Helen.
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Please hear me out.
I am in love with you.
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-Who are you?
-[Kiff winces]
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It's me, Ed. I was a teacher
at Table Town School?
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I taught Wiz Ed.
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I also do magic.
I used it for evil.
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You came to the tram station
and battled me.
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I got banished from town.
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It was humiliating.
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Uh, yeah, you stole my swag.
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Nope, that was a dolphin.
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Oh, yeah, I stole your swag!
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[laughs] What a crazy day!
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Well, anyway...
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Wait, Helen.
Ed wants to take you to dinner.
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Sorry, Talking Bush.
I don't go to dinner with duds.
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[snickers]
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-[sighs]
-[? emotional music playing]
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? I can make it rain soda
from the sky ?
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? I can conjure up
the world's most delicious pie ?
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? I have spells and potions ?
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? Crystal bowls
and cauldrons too ?
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Sorry.
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? But there's a different type
of magic from all of the above ?
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? And that magic
is called love ?
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? It's not a spell
that you can learn ?
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? It's not a candle
you can burn ?
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? It's not a potion
you can own ?
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? Because love's
a type of magic ?
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? That you can't do alone ?
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? I can turn that guy
into a frog ?
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? Give him wings of a bat
with legs of a dog ?
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? I can turn the sun black
so it's always night ?
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? Or grant this penguin
the gift of flight ?
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? Every spell that I can do ?
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? Means nothing
if I can't have you ?
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? Every spell that I can do ?
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? Means nothing
if I can't have you ?
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? It's not a spell
that you can learn ?
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? It's not a candle
you can burn ?
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? It's not a potion
you can own ?
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? Because love's a type of magic
that you can't do alone ?
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? I can turn that guy
into a frog ?
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? Give him wings of a bat
with legs of a dog ?
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? I can turn the sun black
so it's always night ?
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? Or grant this penguin
the gift of flight ?
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? Every spell that I can do ?
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? Means nothing
if I can't have you ?
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? Every spell that I can do ?
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? Means nothing
if I can't have you ?
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? It's not a spell
that you can learn ?
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? It's a different type
of magic ?
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? It's not a candle
you can burn ?
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? It's a different type
of magic ?
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? It's not a potion
you can own ?
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? Because love's
a type of magic ?
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? That you can't do alone ?
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Oh, Ed.
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[horns honking]
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I suppose I could let you
take me out to dinner.
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Girls gotta eat.
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[honking]
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[? elegant classical music
playing]
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-[Helen laughs]
-[Ed laughs] They're the worst!
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I think I'm falling for you.
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[gasps] Helen, we're in love.
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Oh-ho...
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It feels good
to be able to eat again.
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If you wanted spaghetti,
you should have ordered spaghetti.
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-Yes, but we're in love.
-[grunts]
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What does love
have to do with spaghetti?
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A couple in love
should share everything.
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[wails]
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Ed, wait! It's only spaghetti!
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It's never just spaghetti.
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I'm taking the next tram
out of Table Town!
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Never to return! [sobs]
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[sobbing]
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Helen, what did you do?
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I don't know, Kiff.
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I think I just made
the first mistake of my life.
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And now it's too late.
He's headed to the tram station.
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No, it's never too late.
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Let's run to the tram station
like they do in the movies.
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I love movies! Let's go!
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[? emotional music playing]
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-[grunts]
-[grunts]
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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[? music stops]
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[crickets chirping]
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[? emotional music resumes]
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[groans]
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It's over. He's gone.
[sobs]
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I've got an idea.
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[clanks]
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You're lucky
I'm a hopeless romantic.
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-You got five minutes.
-I only need one.
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What's that? A key to your
spaghetti cabinet?
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No, it's a key to my heart...
slash apartment.
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You're giving me
the keys to your apartment?
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Yes. I'm sorry I didn't let you
take a bite of my spaghetti.
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I... really love spaghetti.
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I love spaghetti, too.
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[both laughing]
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[Ed] That's right.
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You go to my place
and wait for me.
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I'm going to get us
two orders of spaghetti.
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[slurps] Thank you, kids.
Now that I have my Ed,
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he'll be the one helping me
with my shopping from now on.
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It's all we ever wanted.
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I'm home, Eddy-bear!
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Eddy-bear?
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My creepy old junk trunk?
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Filled with all
my magical valuables?
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No!
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Wait, Ed was scamming
the whole time
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just so he could steal from
Helen's creepy old junk trunk?
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-Look, there's a note.
-"Dear Helen..."
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[Ed]
I was scamming the whole time
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just so I could steal
from your creepy old junk trunk.
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"Love, Ed."
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But what did he steal?
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[cackles]
The Shorts of Doogadu!
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The most powerful pair of shorts
in the world!
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They can hold
so many stolen goods!
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[grunts] Take that! Mine!
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[cackles] I'm such a scallywag!
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[bystanders screaming]
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A pair of shorts?
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Magical shorts.
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[sobs]
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[laughs hysterically]
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Wow, you bounce back fast.
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I knew Ed was scamming me
the whole time.
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I posted that KlipKlop
knowing that he couldn't resist
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trying to steal
the Shorts of Doogadu.
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But what he doesn't know...
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-What doesn't he know?
-Give it a second.
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...is that now
I have all of his stuff.
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You were never in love?
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Oh, I'm in love.
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[grunts, snickers]
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In love with
the contents of this wallet.
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[kisses]
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Look, I don't have five nuts.
All my money was in my shorts.
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Can you please just let me on?
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If only I had my wand,
I could fly home.
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-Where is your wand?
-In the same shorts!
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Clean the potatoes
out of your ears!
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Wait! I... love you?
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I'm married.
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[? end theme music playing]
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