Original subtitles

Go, go, go!

Police! This is a raid!

Stay where you are! You will not be hurt!

Get him!

I got him!

We have a warrant to search the premises. Go!

Hold still.

Don't move!

Clear!

[ frantic shouting]

Straight ahead, this way.

There are two more in the back, Sarge,

and a closet full of grass.

Hey, get a load of this.

Cocaine.

You surprised?

Yeah. When it comes with a return address.

You've checked this?

And double checked it, Mr. Secretary.

That is the Colonel's address in Panama and she is his wife.

His current duty?

He's in charge of a drug interdiction unit, sir.

Wonderful.

[ theme music playing ]

[ knocking]

CHEGWIDDEN: Enter.

Well, I trust you've packed for a potential disaster, Commander.

RABB: Well, sir, Admiral Chegwidden

gave me the broad strokes over the phone, Mr. Secretary.

Then let me emphasize a few salient points

before you and Colonel MacKenzie

head for Andrews.

Now this isn't just

any Marine colonel we're talking about.

Unfortunately, Dunston's role

in our drug interdiction unit in Panama

makes him high profile.

It will be bad enough if his wife is involved in the cocaine trade,

but if Colonel Dunston is in it with her,

our war on drugs

turns into some smirking hyena's comedy routine.

CHEGWIDDEN: The three pounds of cocaine

the police found yesterday?

Mrs. Dunston declared the package as cigars

and shipped them through embassy mail.

So it was couriered to Miami

and hand-carried through customs.

Any warning signs before this, sir,

about Colonel Dunston or his wife?

Nothing. Of course,

we know less about her, but in 27 years

of service, Dunston's been pure Marine.

War commendations

for Desert Storm, fast-tracked to be

on the next year's one star list.

Married former Olivia Banning, 1995.

His second marriage, her first.

We need you to find out

if Dunston's turned into a criminal

or he's just tragically blind

to whatever his wife's been doing.

CHEGWIDDEN: An NCIS agent

will brief you when you get to Panama City.

Colonel MacKenzie, as ranking officer

you'll be in charge

of the investigation. Yes, sir.

Got a problem with that, Commander?

No, sir.

Anything else, Mr. Secretary?

SECNAV: Yes.

Make sure I know what's going on

before I read it in the New York Times.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

[ elevator bell dings]

Can I help you?

Yeah, yeah, is Bud Roberts around?

Lieutenant Roberts?

Lieutenant? That's pretty high up, isn't it?

Higher than me.

I'll see if he's in his office.

Thank you.

Who should I say is...?

Ron Katz.

I thought it was you.

You were on 60 Minutes the other night. Yep.

Right, right. Man, wahwahpedal.com

is the greatest website ever.

Thank you, thank you.

It's music, you know? People like...

Bud!

Excuse me.

Katzenjammer?

Bud!

Get over here. Hey!

Look at you.

You look sharp. Hey, big guy.

No, look at you, sir, unbelievable, man.

You bet. I told you I'd make it back East one of these days.

I figured you'd still be counting all your money.

No-- spending it.

I bought a Porsche.

Oh, yeah-- can you believe me

cruising around Menlo Park in a Carrera?

Actually, I can't imagine you without an Oingo Boingo t-shirt

and the tape on your glasses. All right, easy, easy.

And now my wife wants me to buy her a vacation home

in one of those Hamptons-- out of control.

Now, what... what happened to you?

Did you go down with your ship?

No, no, I slipped on a wet pier.

I never should've let you out of my sight.

You're not safe away from a keyboard.

Hey, look, you got some... you got some time?

I'll take you out for lunch. We'll get some pizza.

I'll buy. I-I got a client waiting for me

and then I have a suppression hearing. What about dinner?

Oh, I can't, dude.

I've this thing with the Council of Economic Advisors.

Then tomorrow night... I don't know.

Wall Street Journal or something. It's...

What about the next night, Ronny?

Lunch would be better.

Lunch, great.

You can meet Harriet

and baby A.J. Great.

Maybe we can get together and play a little bit

of King's Quest. Uh-huh.

Yeah, if I can find it.

For the world championship? No doubt.

All right, I'll bring the Jolt. You e-mail me the directions.

I will. Say, 1:00?

Perfect. See ya. Okay.

You guys really know each other?

Oh, yeah, roommates in college.

We used to have races taking PS2s apart

and putting them back together.

I kept telling him

he should go into business with me.

See ya.

Tiner, friend of the lieutenant's, right?

Yes, sir, Ron Katz, the internet guy.

Did you know he's worth $400 million?

Blimey. Must have a lot of gold in his teeth.

[ chuckles]

MAN: It's a mean, dirty little country.

And this city is its armpit.

RABB: So I guess you're not going to be sad

when we finally hand the canal back to Panama and leave.

Overjoyed. On one condition-- December 31st

Colonel Dunston's ass is in jail.

Are you that sure he's gone bad?

Or are you just tired of busting sailors for smoking a joint?

No, Dunston's too good at his job not to know

what's in those "care packages" his wife's

been mailing.

Hey, NCIS is not required to work with JAG.

I'm just showing you the sights out of professional courtesy.

Well, we'll keep that in mind

if the sight you promised us ever shows up.

She just got here.

Never misses a Tuesday.

RABB: Which one is she?

The one in the blue dress.

Well, who are the other two?

The Officers' Wives Social Club.

They're planning a Christmas party.

They shop together.

They even target shoot together.

There's no way she fits in.

Looks like she does.

Ah, she's just faking it.

And you think that her husband Colonel Dunston's

drug interdiction program is a sham, too, huh, Grondyke?

You're the JAG lawyers.

Why don't you ask him?

RABB: I thought we should, uh, drop by

and introduce ourselves, Colonel.

It's awfully late for a hurry-up security inspection,

isn't it, Mr. Barrett?

All the troops will be out of the country

in little more than a month.

Well, it's the perfect time

for some of Noriega's old friends

to start causing trouble, Colonel.

So this isn't just somebody at State

sending down civilian consultants

to stuff their pockets with tax dollars?

That's the usual drill.

Wait till you see what kind of job we do

before you judge us, Colonel Dunston.

I'm not going to judge you at all, Miss Mann.

I don't have the time.

The war on drugs does not stop in Panama

just because our military presence

is ending.

Your office is in the embassy, sir,

and embassy security is our assignment.

Well, you'll have to catch me when you can.

I come and go at all hours of the damn day.

It's a smugglers' schedule, if you want to know the truth.

Must be tough on your family life, sir.

My wife married a Marine officer.

She knew what she was getting into.

She's the best, Mr. Barrett, the absolute best.

Gracias.

Se lo cuido.

[ Latin jazz playing in distance ]

Hello, señorita.

MACKENZIE: Think she's here

to pick up decorating tips for the Christmas party?

Yeah, cocaine icicles.

Wait, you're not going in there.

I what?

Well, think about it, Mac.

Tourist couple in a dive like that?

It wouldn't be a first.

We'll stand out like lamb chops in a lion's den.

Alone, I'm just one more lonely gringo

on the prowl for company.

You've got the camera, right?

Yeah, I've got it right here.

HARRIET: So, what was it like seeing him again?

Has he changed?

Harriet, we just talked for a couple of minutes.

Well, he wasn't wearing a mask.

You must've noticed something.

Well, actually Katzenjammer still reminded me

of a guy who keeps the blinds closed.

Bud.

Okay, I kept the blinds closed, too,

and I lived off Doritos and Ding-Dongs

and my favorite movie character is HAL from 2001.

"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."

Gee, you make your college experience sound so exciting.

Well, it was fun, Harriet.

And it worked out great for Ron.

I mean, he's got himself a new Porsche

and he's buying himself a vacation house.

Well, he can afford it. Yeah, and we can't.

Yes, but is he happy?

He's ecstatic.

Harriet, I had an opportunity to be his partner.

It could've been me.

Everybody has a story like that, Bud.

Well, do you?

Almost everybody.

Is it really that bad?

Harriet, the one and only Ron Katz, my pal, my roommate,

asked me to be his partner.

But?

But I thought his idea was crazy.

I mean the internet, right?

I mean, who's that going to appeal to except nerds like us?

So you didn't have a crystal ball.

No, what I didn't have was the guts to take a chance.

I played it safe and look at me--

loser.

[ Latin jazz plays in distance]

Salud.

Gracias. De nada.

MAN: Carlos, espérame.

[ camera shutter snapping]

[in Spanish] If you want anything...[in English] Not tonight.

[in Spanish] I'’m sorry.

Hey, I only want to dance with your wife.

[indistinct Spanish dialogue]

Yes, but what does the lady say?

She'’s not interested.

Get out of here.

I am talking to him.

Let'’s dance, girl.

Stop that. Go outside!

[ grunting, indistinct shouting]

We better get out of here.

[slow Latin music plays over stereo]

So, who's going to ask first?

Ask what?

What was a nice girl, guy-- whatever, like you--

doing in a dump like that?

Well, I was there to sample the local cerveza.How about you?

I wasn't there to watch men fight over me.

Although, I suppose, it wasflattering.

Your date left in a hurry.

Charming fellow.

Maybe it wasn't a date.

Let me guess.

He's your insurance man

there to have a chat about term life.

Ooh, it's too soon for games.

I don't even know your name.

Steven Barrett.

If I'm not mistaken...

isn't that place off-limits to the military?

Who said I was military?

You're American.

Down here, that's usually enough of a clue.

You asked me myname...

No.

I said I didn't know your name.

Maybe I like it that way.

Ah... mystery woman.

Mm. You finally figured it out.

Sorry I'm so slow.

You didn't look slow back there.

Doesn't seem to be

doing me much good now, though, does it?

My hotel's the next block, the Marquessa.

I should probably take you to your door,

after what you did, but...

it won't kill you to walk.

Afraid somebody might recognize you?

I'm a mystery woman, remember?

[ sighs]

Bye.

Bye.

Interesting investigative technique, Sherlock.

Why follow a subject when you can have them

give you a ride and a kiss good night?

[ chuckles]

She's a little impulsive.

Impulsive?

Were you going

to strip search her next?

'Cause that would really crack the case.

You want to hear what happened in the bar, Colonel,

or do you want to bust my chops?

Both.

Damn.

Up 18 bucks?

[ knocking at door]

Mr. Katz's stock, right, sir?

How did you know?

I always check it, sir.

I bought 100 shares the day it went public.

You did?

Yes, sir.

It was an idea waiting to happen.

A searchable database for music.

I'll bet you own a lot of it.

Not that it's any of my business, sir.

Oh, you're right, Tiner-- it-it's not.

Lieutenant Roberts?

Mr. Katz said he wanted you to be his partner.

Yeah, he did.

Gee, sir, he makes more money in an hour

than you... we... Imake all year.

Why didn't...?

Tiner, are you here for any particular reason?

Yes, sir.

These papers are for you, sir.

I put a resumé on top, sir.

In case you see Mr. Katz again.

I hesitate. Tiner doesn't.

Terrific.

GRONDYKE: His name is Rojas. Carlos Rojas.

Runs an import-export company,

but I hear that it's having lean times

which may explain why he's been moving coke

for the Sauteras family.

In fact, he's probably on the phone with them right now

about the gringo that's sniffing around... "Mr. Barrett."

I guess I should've just let

Mrs. Dunston get raped and killed, huh, Grondyke?

That would have wrapped up the investigation.

This case should have stayed at NCIS.

So Rojas is her connection.

Which pretty much clears the colonel.

Unless...

they're all in it together.

MACKENZIE: Do you think that Colonel

Dunston's conspiring with the man sleeping with his wife?

Well, we don't know they're sleeping together.

Yeah. We do.

[ tape rewinding]

ROJAS: I need to see you.

MRS. DUNSTON: Carlos...

To hold you...

kiss you...

touch you.

I don't know, Carlos.

Pull down the straps

of your dress.

First the one... then the other...

I think we get the picture.

He called her an hour ago.

You tapped Colonel Dunston's phone?

I tapped the phone of a criminal

who shipped cocaine to Southern California.

MRS. DUNSTON: But not at that bar.

9:00.

The Plaza de Francia.

By the fountain, mi corazón.

I'll be there, Carlos.

Grondyke, does Colonel Dunston

use snitches in his war on drugs?

Sure.

I'd like to meet one.

BRUMBY: Lieutenant.

Finally emerged from the library.

Thought we were going to have to send

the SEALs in after you.

I wish you had, sir.

All I found in there was bad news.

Do you know that the fear of detection

trumps the voluntary abandonment defense?

United States v. Miller,correct?

Should have known that.

You know, when you feel up to it

you should come to the gym with me.

Beat the fitzwillies out of the boxing bag.

Boxing, sir?

No worries, mate-- the bag won't hit you back

and it's great to work off stress.

I don't know if it's quite my style, sir.

I understand. It's either in your heart or it isn't.

It's in yourheart, sir?

I was boxing pro at 17, Bud-- winning, too.

You know, when you hit a bloke properly

it's like it strikes a chime in your viscera.

Wow. I-I never thought about it like that,

but you say that you quit boxing professionally.

What happened, Commander?

Well, you know that chime?

Well, when you're the bloke getting hit properly

you don't hear it.

All you see is stars and black lights.

Happened to me in a small arena in Perth

and I had this big bloody fight set for Sydney six weeks later,

but I joined the Navy instead

and it's happy sailing ever since.

Have you ever wondered what might have happened

if you'd stayed being a boxer?

Only every day, mate.

Only every day.

MACKENZIE: You're late.

Yes, uh, forgive me, señorita.

I had a big party to set up.

He's a caterer.

It's a great way to meet drug dealers.

Is that who you're working for today?

No. No, today we celebrate the departure

of Yankees like this one.

Hmm. We understand

you sometimes supply information

to Colonel Dunston, Bernardo.

Uh... sometimes, yes.

Well, we need you to do it again.

Uh... you and the... lady?

Well... you are Americans, you can speak to him anytime yourselves.

Yes?

And your past can bite you in the butt,

so why don't you cooperate?

We would appreciate it, Bernardo.

Very much.

For the lady.

Bernardo, we need you to tell Colonel Dunston

there will be a cocaine delivery tonight.

A man named Rojas is giving it

to an American woman.

She has a name?

Just tell him that she's the wife

of an American military officer.

Make sure that he's clear on that, Bernardo.

The meeting takes place tonight at 9:00

between Rojas and the American woman at the Plaza de Francia

by the fountain.

Ciao.

Well, if Dunston shows up tonight

with his Marines, we know he's honest.

If not...

He's as dirty as his old lady.

MACKENZIE: There's Rojas.

Right on time.

RABB: He's not the only one.

Here comes Colonel Dunston.

Only he doesn't have his Marines with him.

Damn.

[ sighs]

Doesn't look like he's here

to bust drug smugglers, does it?

I told you he was dirty.

I told you, I told you.

It's over... it's over.

[ indistinct voices]

You understand me?

Go to hell.

GRONDYKE: You saw it. Let's go bust him.

For what, Grondyke?

It was right there in front of us.

Yeah, it was and what exactly did we see?

Colonel Bradley Dunston and a drug smuggler.

The head of the ever-loving interdiction unit

hanging out with the enemy.

You have a strange idea of hanging out.

So they were arguing about money,

somebody probably shafted somebody.

You could hear what they said? I couldn't.

He should've come here to bust Rojas,

but he was alone and out of uniform.

I'd like to know where Mrs. Dunston was.

She's the one who had the date with Rojas.

The colonel probably gave the old lady

the night off from drug smuggling.

Maybe he locked her away at home, too, Grondyke,

and came here to confront Rojas about their affair.

Let's ask her.

RABB: Ask her?

Marines-- never satisfied

unless they're going head on with something.

She's an amateur. If I come down

on her hard enough, she might crack.

I think I should interrogate Mrs. Dunston.

You interrogate her the way you follow her,

you might end up proposing.

You talk to the colonel at the same time,

so they can't sync their stories.

All right.

Lieutenant Roberts, need help with something?

Oh, no, Gunny. I'm, uh...

I'm just getting myself some coffee.

Oh, I guess I'm all set.

I'm aware of the situation, sir...

the old roommate, the internet.

Tiner...

I'd rather not say, sir.

We all go through things like that.

I suppose.

It was a girl, sir.

What?

For me, it was a girl

in high school.

She wanted me to take her to the junior prom.

I had a humongous crush on her.

Well, I guess the next logical step would be the junior prom.

But I couldn't do it, sir.

Why not?

I was afraid I'd look funny.

You don't look funny to me.

Oh, Lieutenant, I didn't have the right clothes

and I couldn't get my father's pickup truck

'cause he had to work an extra job.

And this girl, you know,

her and her friends, they were pretty well-off.

She ended up going out with somebody else?

Affirmative, sir.

Son of a dentist.

They got married, too.

I just saw them at my high school reunion.

Really?Yes, sir.

She was still beautiful.

He was kind of fat.

She got me alone by the punch bowl.

What did she say?

You know, sir, I don't know if this is the best story

to be telling you right now.

Gunny, what did she say?

"You should've called."

MAN [over P.A.]: Cease fire!

Lay your weapon down.

A range safety officer will assist you

in securing your weapon.

Olivia Dunston?

Yes.

I'm Lieutenant Colonel Sarah MacKenzie,

United States Marine Corps.

Is it about Bradley?

MACKENZIE: It's about you.

I don't understand.

You will. I need you to come with me.

Lieutenant, how's that survey coming?

Survey, sir?

The survey you're taking

about your colleagues' life decisions.

Sorry, Admiral, I should be focusing

on the Fotheringham court-martial.

Mm-hmm... walk with me.

Now, Lieutenant Tiner seems a bit distressed.

Apparently, you haven't gotten around to him yet.

I wasn't planning on it, sir.

For your information, his older brother

owns a topless bar in Virginia Beach.

Tiner turned down the offer to be his day manager.

Well, that's not quite what I'm looking for, sir.

Well, that leaves me. [ clears throat]

I wouldn't want to pry, sir.

Oh, don't let the rank scare you, Lieutenant.

You really want to talk about

what you want to talk about, sir?

Summers in high school...

worked on a ranch in Wyoming.

Could've been a cowboy.

Yee-haw!

I should call my husband.

Well, fine.

What are you going to tell him first?

That you're sleeping with Carlos Rojas

or that you're smuggling drugs?

Carlos... you know?

You're not very discreet, Mrs. Dunston.

Does Brad know?

You didn't tell him, did you?

Mrs. Dunston, I didn't come all the way down here

from Washington because of your social life.

I came because of the drugs.

What drugs?

The drugs you sent to California.

Does this look familiar?

COLONEL DUNSTON: What the hell does this

have to do with embassy security?

That was a cover story, Colonel.

Pentagon sent us down here.

To investigate me?

Is that how they thank me for tearing my guts out on this job?

For breaking up smuggling in the port of Panama

and raising hell with the pipeline out of Colombia?

A bunch of Capitol Hill cowards

who never saw a tough decision they couldn't table?

Colonel, you were observed last night

at the Plaza de Francia

with a known drug dealer, Carlos Rojas.

Observed by you, Commander?

Yes, sir. Care to say what you were doing there, sir?

I was telling that weasel

to stay the hell away from my wife.

It was supposed to be this big adventure, you know?

Living in a foreign country.

But it was just boring and hot and dirty,

and I didn't know anybody

and Brad was working all the time.

I met Carlos at a reception at the embassy.

He's a legitimate businessman.

You call cocaine a legitimate business?

He told me they were cigars for his uncle.

Cuban cigars...

you can't get them in the States.

Mrs. Dunston, nobody is going to believe that.

I swear it's true.

RABB: So your meeting with Rojas

had nothing to do with drugs?

No, Commander, it did.

I got a tip Rojas was there

to give drugs to a military wife.

You wouldn't know anything about that tip, would you, Commander?

Yes, sir, I sent it.

Commander Rabb, I don't know you personally

but your work is despicable.

Well, now, how do you battle drug dealers, Colonel?

With e-mail?

I got the tip-- your tip--

and I figured if it was true

the drug cartel was using this gigolo

to plant drugs on my wife to embarrass me.

To discredit my mission

and shut down our war on drugs.

And I told Rojas I was on to him and it wouldn't work.

Which is it, Colonel?

You were there for the good of the program

or for the good of your marriage?

Both, Commander; they coincided.

It was my lucky day.

I thought they were cigars.

Then why don't you just arrest me?

Because first we have to talk about your husband.

COLONEL DUNSTON: She's my second wife.

Mary, my first...

died in an accident with our son.

Well, I'm sorry, Colonel.

Walked around in a damn fog for a couple of years,

then the Corps sent me to P.G. School in Monterey.

And there was Olivia running a boutique in the town.

Man, she brought me back to life.

Colonel, your wife had a date with Rojas last night.

You showed up.

Why didn't she?

I told her I was going

to the Plaza de Francia on business.

So you thought it was just a coincidence

that your husband had a business meeting at the same time

and the same place as you were meeting your boyfriend?

Yes, or he knew about Carlos.

I couldn't ask; I just stayed home.

What else could she do?

You didn't tell her you knew about the affair, sir?

Commander, I've been working 80 hours a week.

I leave her alone for days at a time.

She made a mistake.

I want the mistake to go away.

As far as you know, sir...

has your wife ever been involved with drugs in any way?

She may have been lonely

or angry enough to start an affair,

but she would never be vicious enough to do anything...

...to hurt his work; it's his life.

I had the affair. I am sorry.

I wish I didn't, but I did.

But that's all.

So he doesn't know much

and she doesn't know anything?

Poor dear barely knew her own name.

Their stories fit perfectly.

What, you think the colonel was telling the truth?

Well, if he is, he's certainly not competent

to be running a drug-interdiction program.

Fooled by his own wife...

Millions of husbands are fooled every day.

Not like this, Mac.

Harm, she practically seduced you the other night.

She did not.

You knew I was watching.

Oh, I see... otherwise she'd have swept me off my feet

because we men are weak before the power

of this vixen, huh?

Oh, so far your team is not doing too good with her.

So you obviously think she's lying, then?

You think she's telling the truth?

Guys like Rojas

prey on women like Mrs. Dunston, Mac.

So now she's the victim?

It's possible.

No, it's not.

There's a lot of offshore banks here in Panama.

Hush-hush; top secret.

But I have my sources.

Olivia Banning, that's her maiden name.

Four deposits into one account

at the Panama branch of the Consolidated Bank

of the Turks and Caicos Islands.

$80,000 in her name.

Oh, I guess those were very expensive cigars.

You.

Me.

I hope you didn't get the wrong idea from the other night.

I'm Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb,

United States Navy, Mrs. Dunston.

And I'm with her.

And Agent Grondyke of the NCIS.

Well, I already spoke to your friend.

I don't have anything else to say.

MACKENZIE: But Mrs. Dunston,

we never got around to the topic

of your secret bank account.

What bank account?

The bank account with $80,000 in your name, Mrs. Dunston.

Carlos... he asked me

to open up an account, as a favor.

You never smuggled cocaine,

and now this account isn't yours.

Do you really expect us to believe anything you say?

I was such a fool.

No one was ever so stupid.

I really thought they were cigars.

At first.

And then I became suspicious, and Carlos

told me what I had been doing and I wanted to stop.

But he wouldn't let me.

I had to keep sending drugs

because I had been sending drugs.

RABB: Or he threatened to tell your husband, right?

He threatened to tell the world.

Oh, God...

I just couldn't let that happen.

I couldn't let anything happen to Bradley.

And the bank account?

You never took a penny?

No.

I just wanted to keep my husband

from getting into trouble.

I see, to protect the anti-drug program,

you had to keep smuggling drugs.

I know what it sounds like, but I didn't have a choice.

I'm supposed to see Carlos tonight.

He has some "cigars" for me to put in the embassy mail.

It's not going to be happening, Mrs. Dunston.

GRONDYKE: Oh, yes, it will, so we can catch Rojas in the act.

No, I think Mrs. Dunston

should make an airline reservation.

What? Why?

Rojas is working for the Sauteras family, right?

It's their drugs that he's shipping.

So if they got the idea that Rojas was hanging on to tonight's package

so that he could run off with his American girlfriend,

how do you think they'd react?

They'd use him as shark bait.

Grondyke, I want you to take her to the Air Panama office.

Have her buy tickets for herself and Carlos Rojas

to somewhere exotic and far away.

Why?

Because if the Sauteras family hears about this,

Rojas will be so busy running and hiding

that he won't have time to discredit your husband.

Take her shopping.

Airline tickets...

maybe a couple of suitcases for her trip.

Since when did it become our mission

to avoid discrediting Colonel Dunston?

We're supposed to use our initiative.

Would you rather protect the war on drugs

or make sure that an officer's wife gets arrested?

You're protecting Colonel Dunston, not the program.

The program can withstand

a little embarrassment, Mac.

Colonel Dunston is the one facing the garbage patrol...

Which he doesn't deserve. Okay? Just because his wife

is a messed-up beach bunny who got lost in the tropics.

If he can't control his wife...

Then he deserves to get divorced,

not drummed out of the Corps

that he has served well and loyally for 27 years.

This is Marine sticking up for Marine.

Don't think that I don't see that.

Harm, I know what's going on here.

Colonel Dunston might be able to control

the border with Colombia, but there is no way

that he could have controlled her.

I don't know about that.

Well, you don't have to.

I'm in charge here, remember?

Yes, ma'am.

Colonel, may I at least know how the Sauteras family

are going to find out about Rojas' fictional travel plans?

Our friendly snitch, Bernardo.

KATZ: So, Bud's not drowning

in McHale's Navy?

No, he's already won some cases

against the best lawyers in JAG.

In JAG? Are they good?

You bet.

And just the other week he was trapped

with this lunatic ex-SEAL who stole a submarine.

Whoa, dude.

No, it's not like I saved the day or anything.

No, it's like he saved New York City.

Harriet, that's classified.

[ A.J. crying]

Oh, shh.

How long does he do that?

Cry?Uh-huh.

He'd cry all night long if he had a mind to.

Couldn't you, A.J.? That's my boy!

You guys planning a family, Marcy?

We really don't have time.

Yeah, maybe in, uh, three or four years.Right now, we

want to travel and settle on our second

home, so I can start decorating.

Hmm.

[ soft rock music playing]

Ron, uh, what time did we say

that we'd be at the Corcoran?

Oh! Holy moley, we're going to be late.

Yeah.

She's crazy about art.

She arranged a private tour for us.

Can you believe that?

ROBERTS: Wow!Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

[ cries] There he goes again.

RON: Harriet, thank you so much.

Oh, sure.Beautiful home, everything was great.

Very nice, thank you. It was our pleasure.

A.J.!Good to finally meet you.

Same here.

HARRIET: Bye! Say "bye-bye."

Bud? Yeah?

I still wish we worked together, dude.

Hey, well, maybe next time there, Katzenjammer.

RON: I'm holding you to that.

Okay. I'm serious.

Okay. Bye.

See you.

Bye-bye, guys.

Well, she's...

pretty.

Well, yeah. Just...

She's not the type of woman that I imagined

Katzenjammer would end up with.

Well, when you knew him he was living on cold pizza,

sleeping in week-old underwear.

Now he has $400 million.

Right.

Sweetie, I know you think you made the wrong choice,

but if you'd gone to work

with Katzenjammer

you never would have gone into the Navy,

you never would have met me.

We wouldn't have been married.

And baby A.J. wouldn't even exist.

And we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Or any conversation.

I wouldn't give you guys up for the whole world.

Then what's the problem, sweetheart?

There is no problem.

MACKENZIE: Is there a problem, Bernardo?

Hmm... no!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's, well...

yes, yes, there is.

Uh... maybe.

Which is it?Oh, no.

No, you don't have to worry, señorita bonita.

I can get the word to the Sauteras family, you know...

a friend of a friend... how it goes.

But this is the truth--

that, uh, Rojas is running away?

You can take it to the bank.

You know, if I... if I tell them a lie...

Well, the way I see it, Rojas is the one who'll need to worry.

Yes, and, uh... who cares about him, yes?

I will get the word to the Sauteras family.

Great.

In the meantime...

until we meet again...

Beautiful lady.

Well, I guess you won't wash that hand again, huh?

So, Colonel, what happens

if Rojas doesn't run fast enough?

War has casualties, Commander.

And anyway, we're going to warn him.

What, with Bernardo again?

Oh, we're running low on petty cash.

We may have to do it ourselves.

[ phone rings]

Yes?

Colonel, it's Grondyke.

Listen, Olivia slipped out the bathroom window.

How long ago?

No, no, no, keep looking there.

Grondyke.

Mrs. Dunston went into a ladies' room

and snuck out through a window.

Maybe she liked your idea about taking a trip.

With Rojas?

Call Grondyke back. Get Rojas' address, huh?

Harm, it's Mrs. Dunston's car.

[ gunshots]

[ dog barking in distance]

[ woman gasping and shouting]

[ groaning]

[ dogs barking in distance]

Harm?

[ Mrs. Dunston gasping]

This was the only way.

[ gasping]

For her husband?

For her husband.

What was she doing here?

She came to see Rojas, sir.

To tell him their affair was over.

You know that?

Yes, sir.

She told us, and, uh, she asked us to tell you

she loved you.

She said that?

She must have said it to Rojas, too, sir.

That's why he killed her.

You never saw me with Olivia, did you?

No, sir.

We were good together.

GRONDYKE: So did you see her soul ascend to heaven

in a golden chariot, too?

RABB: Case is closed, Grondyke.

With him still on the job?

His hands are clean,

and his wife thought she was shipping cigars.

Cigars?

That's what the lady said.

[ theme music playing]