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Where's everybody at?

Cindy and Megan went up to some winery in Ventura, and Chad had to take his

truck to his brother's to work on it.

So the boyfriend's gone and just died.

Yeah, it's just that.

So I was thinking, maybe we could grab some sushi now that Chad's not with the

brothers and they got the truck.

Uh, maybe.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You're watching me.

I gotta say, you're a sexy dishwasher.

I mean, nice move.

Just the way that you, you know, scrub that pot.

You really put some risk into it, you know.

What the fuck ever says?

Go do something.

Leave me alone.

You know.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

die.

What now?

Nothing. I just watched you play the game.

You're pretty intent.

Do you want to play?

No.

I like watching.

You better not jack off.

What? What kind of man do you think I am?

Your boyfriend lives here and there's two other female roommates.

Why would you think I would ever do something like that?

I see.

Let me do this.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

What do you want me to do?

Nothing.

I'm going to do shit.

Um, I'm just fucking with you.

Seth, Seth, it's a porn movie.

Of course you're going to fuck me.

Look, there's a camera.

You're on a porn set.

Of course you're going to fuck her, Seth.

It's a movie. You're the star.

You're the man.

You're the man, Seth. Come on, fuck this woman.

Hey, alright, Seth.

I got you, Lou.

Let me jerk off with you one night.

What?

What's going on?

So you're telling me this is a movie?

And I don't have six roommates?

And another one that plays video games and doesn't let me jerk off?

Seth, every time. You get laid.

You fuck everybody, every time!

This is you! This is who you are!

Seth is sex!

You are the man! Kill him!

Fucker! Fucker!

Now, get your cock out and let me suck it.

I mean, I got the script, okay?

And it said...

I'm spying with my little guy. And I'm like, what is that?

I'm spying with a little guy.

It says, no jerking off, just watch it. And I'm thinking, what am I supposed to

do? Huh?

It's a porn. I'm supposed to be fucking.

All right? So I'm in the kitchen, and I could have fucked, but no.

Right? She tells me to fuck off, and she tells me to leave. And I just walk out.

Like, where's the story even going?

So I come in here, and she's playing video games.

And then she'd start masturbating, playing with her pussy. And she goes,

can't touch yourself. No, you're not allowed to play with it. You can't jerk

off. And like, what the fuck is going on?

Who am I? I'm here to fuck.

Hey!

Where is everybody?

Where is who?

The crew, the crew. They were right there. Where are they?

Are you okay?

What the fuck?

Are we gonna fuck or not?

Yeah, oh

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god. Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's so good.

So nice.

That's my problem.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

One, two, three.

Whoa, yes, thank you.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit.

Shit.

oh my god

Oh, my God.