Original subtitles

Yes, there they go! Look, there goes Алко.

- That's him - There he comes.

Hey, easy!

DIRECTED BY JOREN MOLTER

DUST

- How was your first kiss, dude? - That was with my mother.

- Let me tell you... - That's all you can get, of course.

Your first kiss was with your mother too.

- No, dude. - Hundred percent.

So was yours, and yours, and yours. - Gross...

Алко!

I found your mom's dildo.

- What's your mom cooking tonight? - Potato stew.

You here as well, with your squinty eyes?

- What do I get if I win? - What do I get if I win?

Three, two, one...

I know what I want.

- Come here. - No.

Yes.

With your ear.

Okay.

Look, the squire has a bulging pimple.

I have a big bulge too.

Come, I see something. Oh no, that's AIDS.

Is that necessary?

Look, I'm on to you.

Oh no.

Have you practiced yet?

- What? - French kissing.

- You have to. - Why?

Otherwise she may think you suck.

- You're really doing a lousy job. - Like you're a star.

Come here.

No.

Stick it up his ass, he likes that.

- Come on. - On three.

- For the triple twenty, guys. - Somehow we never run out.

- Yes, that was triple twenty. - You can hit the bull's eye.

- Hey. - Hey.

A bit more slowly.

- Those guys are filming again. - Hard workers here, all hard workers.

- We work for a living. - You go do something.

- Yes, let Рейнтdo this one. - Reint, come on.

Reint. Three, two, one...

- Nice going, dude. - Here, take it home as a trophy.

So, did she think you sucked?

No, it actually went pretty well. - Good.

Eppe said to sit on your arm till it falls asleep.

Then it feels like someone else is jerking you off.

- Really? - Seriously, try it.

Now?

Now?

No, like this.

Your turn.

Hey.

Marie.

- Hey. - Hey.

One moment.

Nothing but head wind.

I'm exhausted.

What are you doing?

- Give me the smallest, I already had one. - You get the biggest.

I already have the biggest.

On my face.

Алко Jongsma.

Marie.

- Marie, I can't do it. - Just keep holding your breath.

Алко Jongsma.

When I'm sixteen.

- Do you know Marie's birthday? - What?

- Marie's birthday. - No.

Алко! Bjorn!

Lien is kissing in the trailer with anyone who wants to.

- Hi. - Hi.

No, no, no.

Yes, you were the best.

Thank you.

Next.

- How was it? - Wonderful.

- Bjorn was the best. - No way.

Way.

- But I haven't even been yet. - I'm sure that makes a difference.

- Shall we bet? - I'm a better kisser than you.

With that braceface of yours.

- Come on, Reint! - I have to go up more.

- What? - A little more.

Do it yourself.

- Nice. - Go, go, go.

- Drink up. - Bjorn, Bjorn, Bjorn.

- No. - Come on.

- Are you a man or a woman? - Come on.

Come on, Алко, your turn.

Come on.

- And a bit of this stuff. - Oh, wonderful.

- Nice stuff. - Yes, very nice.

- Hey. - Hey.

You have something tasty for me?

Help yourself.

- Cheers, man. - Cheers.

Hey.

Hey.

I'm turning sixteen tomorrow.

It's Marie's birthday tomorrow.

Doing okay?

Do you have to throw up?

Алко?

- Hey. - Hey.

I've come to apologize for last night.

You can hit me if you want to.

It's okay.

- Really? - Yes.

- Good. - Good.

Hey.

Marie says you kissed with someone else.

- What? No. - Yes, with Bjorn.

He kissed with me.

- Are you gay with Bjorn? - No.

No way.

Marie.

Is your lip still attached?

Old slobber face.

Faggot.

Wait.

- The last ones. - No, I don't want one.

- Do you have diarrhea or what? - No.

Алко! Guys, Алко's here.

This one's for you, old cock jockey.

If you don't jump now, if you don't jump now you're a faggot!

If you don't jump now, if you don't jump now

If you don't jump now you're a faggot!

What's your mom cooking tonight? - I don't know.

Fries on Friday, right?

- Something to practice on. - Ignore them.

Keep your hands off of me.

Keep your hands off of me!

You keep touching me.

Look at you!

Riding up against me and sticking your tongue in my mouth!

Keep your filthy hands off of me!

- Open your mouth, dirty faggot! - Go on, open it.

- Let go of me! - Dirty faggot. You like it, hey?

- Алко, help me! - Cucumber in your mouth!

Marie would like something extra.

Get lost, dude. Stick it up your ass. Or do you like Bjorn's better?

- You're so squinty-eyed. - Go lick a dick.

You enjoy making out with him, don't you?

As if you'd enjoy getting half raped.

Sure, you got half raped.

As if you'd like having a faggot after your dick every day.

What did you say?

Did he grab your dick?

Алко!

Алко, did he touch you?

Goddammit.

Come, let's get him!

Guys. Guys...

- Where's the ball? - Leave it.

- First the water. - Hush, not so loud.

Алко?

Алко?

Come on. Dude.

- Goddammit. - Fucking mess.

Алко, throw that drum through the window.

- Do it. - Go on.

- Easy. - Easy.

A bit your style, isn't it, Reint?

Let me have one!

Everyone cap on his nose? Three, two, one...

My cap is gone. Oh, there.

This Easter hump is dryer than Jack's pussy.

Come on, guys, let's go pole dancing!

- Sit on it. - No, dude.

Say what you want, but the one from Kropsdam ain't higher.

It ain't higher.

Here we go, here we go.

Problem? Poar Neem’n!

Absolutely nothing in Kropsdam, absolutely nothing in Kropsdam!

Guys, cheers, to this wonderful bonfire.

Here, have a sip.

Guys, let me say one thing: great job.

Guys, Marie has a new victim already!