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TONY: Are these our gojis?

PEPPER: They're not.TONY: What's wrong with ours?

Your alpaca ate them all.Oh.

All of them. What a glowing endorsement.

First of all, Gerald is our alpaca.

He's not my alpaca if he's eating my gojis.

Okay. They're gonna be nice in the salad right there, right?

No, don't, don't, don't! Could you put it down?

Get out of my kitchen.Okay.

TONY: Whoops.

We're good here, right?Yeah, we're great.

Tell Madam Secretary that lunch is in five.

I will collect our alpha female posthaste.

And what happened to the Tesseract after that?

It's at the bottom of the ocean.

It fell out of the plane after I had to crash it.

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask,

why did you have to crash the plane anyway?

There were bombs onboard.

Bombs onboard.

And you couldn't have jumped out of the plane before you crashed it?

ROCKET: How long did you fight these guys?

About, uh, two or three hours.

Hours?

The Chitauri are the suckiest army in the galaxy.

Why didn't you just blow up the mother ship?

We didn't know that was a thing.

You didn't know that was a thing?

Everyone knows... Hey!

There we go.

ROCKET: All clear. Which way?

Oh.

THOR: You say something?

ROCKET: I said I want to claw my eyes out.

But unfortunately, it wouldn't do any good

'cause I already saw the awfulness.

Will you focus?I'm focused.

This pretty place is about to get uglified real quick

by a bunch of frickin' elves.

Do you know that I saw all these people die?

So this is a little bit difficult for me, okay?

So why don't you reach down deep inside

and try and find a small ounce of humanity?

Just give me the thingy.

"Just give me the thingy. Just give me the thingy."

I didn't even want to come here.

Reliving all these repressed memories.

My God, get it together.Get it together.

You're embarrassing.

All right. Which way?

I don't know.

You don't know? You used to frickin' live here!

For 1,500 years. Not forever.

That way, I think. Yeah. Maybe.

ROCKET: We are dead. We are so, so dead.

I get it. It's nutty, it's crazy-making

'cause you start worrying about a legacy, you know.

You want to leave them the better world,

and then you realize you haven't done all that much to give them one,

and it's...

What's your name, again?

Potts.Potts.

Yeah.

You want to come work for me, Potts?

I'm a little tied up in futures right now.