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Hey, Hans.

How are you doing, my friend?

Listen, I heard you have some Japanese girl.

Oh, okay.

Listen, very soon I have to go to Japan and I would like to learn some words,

some sentence.

Do you think can she give me some lessons?

yeah why not okay i'll go right now very soon i will be there bye

bye

listen

a friend of mine renato is coming to this place and he is asking if you can

him some japanese lesson because he's going to vacation to japan and he needs

some some lessons some words

Can you help him?

Okay. Oh, that's really good. I have some pen and a book so you can film

everything. Okay?

Cool.

So, he comes in a minute. Hey, guys.

Good to see you, my friend.

Hey, how are you? Good, fine.

Renato? Oh, shit.

Konnichiwa, you lucky bastard.

Oh, yeah.

Very nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So, you guys.

I leave you alone because you don't need me. I have to do something else.

So, see you later, okay? Take your time.

Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

Shindan.

Hi.

Konnichiwa.

So, okay, how can I say in Japan, like, kiss your lips?

Kuchibiru.

Kuchibiru.

Kutubiru. Okay, I got one.

How can I say Kutubiru? Okay, I got one. Kutubiru.

How can I say like... Titi?

Bubi?

Boobs? Oppai.

Oppai.

Good, good.

Oppai.

Okay, next.

What what?

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

always might do.

In Japan, I want to fuck you, doggy.

Doggy. Doggy.

Baku.

Baku. I want you baku now.

Let your stuff here, where is your shit, and go! And you go to your room, I will

talk to your parents.

It's... Bwah!