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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,008 What's all this? 2 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,357 I'm filling out my valentines. 3 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:09,447 Ha-ha! You go ahead, player. 4 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,711 Whoo. Enjoy this, man. 5 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:16,280 Valentine's Day is best when you're young. 6 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:19,936 Wow, it's fun, it's innocent and cheap. 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,284 A card and a bag of candy hearts, and you are good. 8 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:27,508 Who is Mike? Mike? 9 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:29,336 Dad, he's in my class. 10 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,730 At school, everybody has to give out cards to everybody. 11 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:34,614 Even if everybody's a guy and the other everybody is Mike? 12 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:35,995 Yeah. 13 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,518 Since when? 14 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,952 Since always. It's just so nobody feels left out. 15 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:41,696 Morning. 16 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,437 Morning. Lindsey, uh, 17 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,787 have you heard about this everybody-gets- a-valentines thing? 18 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,525 Yeah, so nobody feels left out. 19 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,402 Sometimes, somebody should be left out. 20 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,317 McCain should have left Palin out. 21 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:55,493 Sandra Bullock should have left Jesse James out. 22 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,577 Rihanna should have left Chris Brown out. 23 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:01,281 To Isaiah, Solomon, to Chase... 24 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:04,676 - When you gonna get to the girls, man? - I'm doing those next. 25 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,678 Do you have a girl in class that you like? 26 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:09,072 Yeah, a little. Her name's Mya. 27 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,725 Well, how's she gonna know that you like her 28 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:13,032 if you have to give a Valentine's Day card to everybody? 29 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,251 I don't know. 30 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,904 Well, I do. 31 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:18,690 Here. Keep that. That's for Mya. 32 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,257 I'm holding onto the rest of these. 33 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,563 But wait. I have to take them to class. 34 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,304 If your teacher asks about these cards, 35 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:27,307 you tell her I kept them 'cause I didn't want to feel left out. 36 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:28,479 Cool. 37 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,967 - Is the coast clear? - I was wondering where you were. 38 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:38,318 Here. Listen, man, if you got a problem with me, just say so. 39 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:41,495 Don't send me to buy flowers for you on Valentine's Day. 40 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:42,714 Do you know what I look like out there, 41 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:44,585 wrestling with some dude over a dozen tulips? 42 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,239 I'm sorry, man. 43 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,111 I'm just glad you came before Suzanne and Lindsey left. 44 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,590 Next time, just give me a head's up. 45 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,897 I could've picked those up when I picked up my roses. 46 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,247 - What's the schedule this time? - Ah, let's see. 47 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,424 I've got Tammy for breakfast, Ladonna for lunch, 48 00:01:57,508 --> 00:02:00,775 Donna for brunch, April for Happy Hour, Tamara for dinner, 49 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:03,213 and then I hit the love-in-the-club buffet. 50 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:04,823 Ooh, that's a lot of food. 51 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,043 Oh, trust me, I burn it off. 52 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,827 Man, I love Valentine's Day. 53 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,743 It's the one day a year where women can't stand to be without a man. 54 00:02:11,827 --> 00:02:15,961 It's like shooting needy and extremely vulnerable fish in a barrel. 55 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,097 Happy Valentine's Day. 56 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,681 Happy Valentine's Day to you, Ms. Kingston-Persons. 57 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,623 Aww. Thank you, Martin. 58 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:25,931 Yeah, quit working my wife, man. Go get your food. 59 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,759 Sorry, just warming up. 60 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,935 Happy Valentine's Day, honey. 61 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,676 - Ooh, I'll take it. - Mmm. 62 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,157 - Mmm. - Mmm. 63 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:37,682 What's up with Kevin and his whole boys- giving-boys-valentines thing? 64 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,640 Oh, it's so no one feels left out. 65 00:02:39,724 --> 00:02:41,338 What's up with that? 66 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:44,123 I mean, Valentine's Day is for people who you think are special, 67 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,473 not for people who don't want to get left out. 68 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,910 Maybe you did something to get left out. 69 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,521 Maybe I just don't like you. 70 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,131 How you gonna know I don't like you 71 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,829 if I give you a card telling you that I like you? 72 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:57,267 Okay. This is romantic. 73 00:02:57,351 --> 00:03:00,792 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Look. Um, look. 74 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,402 - Close your eyes. - Eyes closed. 75 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,578 Okay. 76 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:06,014 Um, can you get that? 77 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,538 - Can I open my eyes? - Sure. 78 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,840 Okay. 79 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:16,805 Oh, man, that's beautiful. Ooh. 80 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:26,383 Oh! Nick, these are beautiful. 81 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:29,255 I mean, my goodness. You have outdone yourself. 82 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:32,432 These are fabulous. I'm talking Oprah fabulous. 83 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,348 These are... Thank you. 84 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,087 I didn't get you those. I got you these. 85 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,046 Those are nice. 86 00:03:43,571 --> 00:03:44,572 ♪ Are we there yet? 87 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:48,970 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me 88 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,842 ♪ Tell me, are we there yet? 89 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,362 ♪ Are we there yet? 90 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:56,717 Wow, Dad, you got those for Mom? 91 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,241 Those are amazing! 92 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:01,505 Those aren't from me. I got her these. 93 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,594 Aww, those are cute. 94 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,770 Cute. Right. 95 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,902 So, who are the big ones for? 96 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,687 They're for you. 97 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,599 - For me? - Mmm-hmm. 98 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:16,084 "To Lindsey, my beautiful princess. 99 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,564 "Happy Valentine's Day. 100 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:19,131 "Love, Dad." 101 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,002 Wow, Daddy, thank you! 102 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:23,396 I absolutely love them. They're gorgeous. 103 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,874 No, no. I didn't get you those. 104 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,533 Um, I got you this. 105 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:34,146 Aww. That's so sweet. A Be-My-Baby Girl bear. 106 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,408 Happy Valentine's Day. 107 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,320 - Thanks, Dad. - Aww, you got it. 108 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,673 So, who are the big ones from? 109 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,980 - They're from Frank. - Wow. 110 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:44,330 Yeah, Lindsey, make sure you call him on the way to school 111 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,592 and say thank you, okay? 112 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:46,898 Okay. 113 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,291 Call your daddy. 114 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,597 - All right, I'm gonna take her. - Okay. 115 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:52,161 - Love you, baby. - Love you. 116 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,560 - Hi! - Hey. 117 00:04:56,644 --> 00:05:00,128 Oh! What pretty flowers! 118 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,305 - You like? - I like, I like. 119 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:04,959 - Yellow tulips. - Mmm-hmm. 120 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,223 Hopeless love. 121 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,051 You go, Nick. He did very good. I love them... 122 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,749 - Gigi. - Huh? Oh. 123 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,012 - These are for you. - Put them right there. 124 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,536 Thank you very much. 125 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,190 - Roses. - Roses. 126 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,580 - Card. - Card. 127 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,761 "Rock me, baby. "Ooh. 128 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:33,249 "Gigi, you struck a power chord in my heart." 129 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,556 That's special. Who are those from, Damon? 130 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,428 Yes, unfortunately. 131 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,169 - Because? - Because I'm breaking up with him. 132 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,784 You're breaking up with him on Valentine's Day? 133 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,351 That's cold-blooded. Why? 134 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,005 Because then he'll know I'm serious. I can't take it. 135 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,398 Gigi, you said you liked him. 136 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:54,531 Not him, it. 137 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:56,359 What "it"? It, it? 138 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,578 No, not it, it. It, it is good. 139 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:00,232 No, it, his music. 140 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,234 You're breaking up with him because of his music? 141 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:05,281 All he listens to is heavy metal! 142 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,066 And I can't take it anymore. 143 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:10,982 Well, why don't you just listen to something else when you're with him? 144 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:14,638 You don't seem to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth. 145 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,985 That's all he listens to. 146 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:18,859 Ever. 147 00:06:18,943 --> 00:06:20,600 - Always? - Ever. 148 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:23,429 Even? - Ever. 149 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:27,256 Wow. You just gave "head-banging" a whole new meaning. 150 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,737 Not funny. 151 00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:35,006 So, I called you down here today 152 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,530 because Kevin was taken out of class, 153 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,924 because he refused to participate 154 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:43,406 in our all-inclusive Valentine's Day celebration. 155 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:47,192 No, no, he didn't refuse. See, he brought this for Mya. 156 00:06:47,276 --> 00:06:49,629 Yes, but you're supposed to bring a card for everyone. 157 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,632 He doesn't like everyone. He likes Mya. 158 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:53,981 Did he give this to her? 159 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,853 He wanted to, but I gave it back to him. 160 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,811 Oh, see, well, that's not fair. 161 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,031 See, how could you give him back her card? 162 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,772 Well, the rules are very clear. 163 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:04,601 You have to give a valentine to everyone, that way no one feels... 164 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:06,603 No one feels left out. Right. 165 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,561 See, look, I have a problem with that. 166 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:12,435 See, sometimes people get left out. You didn't give me a card. 167 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,914 Because that's ridiculous. 168 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,090 - I got you a card. - Did not. 169 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,396 Yes, I did. 170 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,960 There you go. 171 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:21,226 Here you go. 172 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,620 Well, you didn't get this for me. You took it from your son. 173 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,969 No, I didn't. 174 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,188 See, you took it from the girl my son gave it to. 175 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,016 And since you didn't want her to have it, 176 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:31,279 I figured you can have it. 177 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,803 Happy Valentine's Day. 178 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,152 You don't mean that. 179 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,893 Exactly. 180 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,504 Why would you give a card to somebody you don't care about, 181 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,333 and why would you want a card from somebody if it didn't mean anything? 182 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,017 Because...Because you don't want 183 00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,989 anybody to feel left out. 184 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:48,514 And that's exactly why you took Kevin out of class. 185 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:51,822 That's the way we do things here. I'm sorry. 186 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:55,521 Okay, well, you know, if you want to tell Kevin that, 187 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:58,089 he'll be at home alone on the couch. 188 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,044 Happy Valentine's Day. 189 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,746 Happy Valentine's Day. 190 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,658 - Did you say something? - No. 191 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,975 Hey, man. You want to watch some TV? 192 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,716 Not really. 193 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,894 Dude, you should be really, really proud of yourself, Kevin. 194 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,244 Dude, you stuck up for what you believe. 195 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:26,228 Yeah, but I might as well have just given them to everybody. 196 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:27,466 Now, she'll never know I like her. 197 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,294 She wouldn't know the other way, either. 198 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:31,078 She'd just know you follow the rules. 199 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,645 Dude. Let me... Man, Kev. 200 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:44,088 Oh! Thanks, man. Wow. 201 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:50,617 "To the sweetest man I've ever met. Happy Valentine's Day." 202 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,929 Looks like your mother sent me something. 203 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:59,713 Must be nice to get something from somebody who cares about you. 204 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,761 Whoa! 205 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,942 Whoo. 206 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,292 Man, now that's what I'm talking about. 207 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:12,816 Valentine's Day cake. 208 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,078 I never heard of that. 209 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,859 You want a piece? 210 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:20,258 What are you saying? You don't want me to feel left out? 211 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:23,261 Dude, there will be other Valentine's Days. 212 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,495 Besides, it's not like you can't go in there 213 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,874 and tell Mya you like her tomorrow. 214 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,408 Yeah, but if I tell her tomorrow, and she hates me, 215 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,922 I'm gonna look like a fool. 216 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,054 Today, she at least has to take the card. 217 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:37,057 I know. I'm sorry, man. 218 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:39,187 It's all right. You want to cut the cake? 219 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:47,459 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 220 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,293 Does it smell funny to you? 221 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:53,157 I don't know, but it doesn't smell like cake. 222 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,597 Hmm. It smells like flowers. 223 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,342 It is flowers. 224 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,431 You couldn't tell those were flowers without eating them? 225 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,956 I knew how to do that when I was two. 226 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,785 Why would she get me flowers for Valentine's Day? 227 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,969 Maybe she didn't want you to feel left out. 228 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,666 It is halftime at the Valentine's Day games, 229 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:24,235 and Martin from the west is driving towards the goal line. Ooh! 230 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,976 Guess you're having a good time. 231 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,632 Oh, I am having more fun than Charles Barkley and a bag of biscuits, 232 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,809 and I'm just getting started. Three down, three to go. 233 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,462 I'm hitting a little second-half slump. 234 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,334 - Hook me up with an energy shake? - Right there. 235 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,901 Oh, and give me a slice of that cake. 236 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,642 A little sugar rush never hurt anybody. 237 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,601 It's not cake. I was sent flowers. 238 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,165 Flowers, dude? 239 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,654 What kind of sick joke is that? 240 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,091 Who sends a man flowers disguised as a cake? 241 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,223 - My wife. - They're really nice. 242 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:59,531 Okay. Look, for your information, 243 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,838 I didn't know they were flowers. I thought it was cake, too. 244 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,143 - Does she know that? - Not yet. 245 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:06,016 Well, take my advice, and don't say a word. 246 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,700 How did Suzanne like her flowers? 247 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,954 She liked them, I guess. 248 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,629 "I guess"? What'd she do, 249 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,718 grab them, then run out of the room before you could see her face? 250 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,202 Right before I gave her mine, 251 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,114 this huge bouquet from Frank showed up for Lindsey. 252 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,682 - Oh. How big? - Big. 253 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:23,207 Like, "Oh, my God, these are amazing" big. 254 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,165 Listen, man, he's just trying to impress her. 255 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,819 It's working. 256 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,039 Think of it like you're taking your kid to see Kanye West. 257 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:32,172 - How so? - The guy's arrogant, he's irresponsible. 258 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:36,524 I mean, he puts on an incredible show, but Lindsey comes home with you. 259 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:40,746 You know what? You are actually not all evil. 260 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,399 I have a heart. I just don't find it particularly useful. 261 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,186 Got to go. 262 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,319 See you later, man. 263 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,061 Oh. 264 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,150 Hey. Hey, yourself. 265 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,369 Did you get the flowers? 266 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,903 I'm looking at them right now. 267 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,808 Do you love them? 268 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,723 Yeah, they're great. 269 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,026 Nick, was that the high voice? 270 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,251 Huh? I can't hear you. 271 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,467 I can't hear you. Oh, you're breaking up. 272 00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,521 Nick doesn't like my Valentine's Day gift. 273 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,914 What did you get him? 274 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,656 - Flowers. - Oh. 275 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,006 "Oh"? What does "oh" mean? 276 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,836 It means, why would you ever get a straight man flowers? 277 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,491 Well, because it was in the shape of a cake. I thought it was cute. 278 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:34,626 That's just strange. But I got something cute. 279 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,584 - What? - Pi-yow! 280 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,413 Ooh, that is cute. Damon? 281 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,024 Mmm-hmm. 282 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:44,767 See, I told you. I mean, oh, he's such a wonderful guy. 283 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,290 So, are you still gonna go through with it? 284 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:49,551 I don't know. That's not all he sent. 285 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,775 A mixtape? 286 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,209 Death metal of love. 287 00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,130 Well, it's romantic. It can't be that bad. 288 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,959 That is not romantic, and it is bad. 289 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,787 Okay, it's really bad! 290 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:13,056 Shut it down! Turn it off! 291 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,361 Turn it off! 292 00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,017 All right, stop yelling. 293 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,411 Wait! Wait, Gigi! 294 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,593 I got to get out! I got to get out of here! 295 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,347 Shut up! 296 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,778 Hey, sweetie. What are you doing? 297 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:43,042 I'm taking a picture of me and my flowers to be my Facebook profile. 298 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,305 Oh. That's nice. 299 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,478 Dad, can you take a picture of me? 300 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,093 Uh... Fine. 301 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,569 Great. Thanks. 302 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,836 Okay, I'm ready. 303 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,055 All right, you might want to move it a little bit. 304 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,579 Oh. They're kind of blocking you. 305 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,625 There you go. All right. 306 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,583 - Awesome. - I got it. 307 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,150 It looks like you're standing in a forest. 308 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,370 Whoa, you're right. It does. Thanks, Daddy. 309 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,806 Okay. 310 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,374 Nick, I want the straight honest truth out of you, 311 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,333 no stuttering, no hemming or hawing, just the facts. 312 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,317 Did you like your Valentine's Day gift? 313 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,426 - No, I didn't. - Fine! 314 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,820 Fine? Huh? 315 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,910 Whoa, wait, honey, wait! What just happened? 316 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,213 What just happened? 317 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,395 If you didn't like flowers, why didn't you tell me? 318 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,832 Well, I didn't know you were ever gonna give me flowers. 319 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,661 I mean, and why would you give me flowers disguised as cake? 320 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,402 I like cake. 321 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,579 It's like me giving you a power drill disguised as a purse. 322 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:44,147 Okay, listen. I know that there's a guy somewhere 323 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,584 who likes getting flowers on Valentine's Day. 324 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,674 And I'm sure his boyfriend appreciates that. 325 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:54,635 But, see, the truth is, I don't care about Valentine's Day. 326 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,072 I care about you. 327 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,813 Hey, look, if every Tuesday 328 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,902 was give-your-woman- some-diamonds day, 329 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:03,601 then I'm gonna find some diamonds for you, because you matter to me. 330 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:08,301 But all I need from you is love, food and some time to watch TV. 331 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:11,304 And I don't need some special day for you to prove you love me. 332 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,917 You are so full of it. Is that what you've been telling yourself? 333 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,219 Yes, I have. 334 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,528 - Hey, Mom. - Hi, sweetie. 335 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,709 What is that about? 336 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,538 I told him he didn't have to give a valentine to everybody in his class, 337 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,277 just to the girl he likes. And they sent him home. 338 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:34,850 Wow. Nick, you are something else. 339 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,157 You hate my flowers, you got your son kicked out of class, 340 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:40,420 and when you found out that giant bouquet was from Frank, 341 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,454 your lip was hanging so low, I thought it was a double chin. 342 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,035 Just because you don't like Valentine's Day 343 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,124 doesn't mean you should ruin it for everybody. 344 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,952 I am not ruining it for everybody. 345 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,169 Yes, you are. You are the bin Laden of love. 346 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,479 Baby. 347 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,363 But I like that diamond Tuesday idea. 348 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,359 - Are you alone? - Not anymore. 349 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,449 Good. Remember how I told you I had my whole Valentine's Day worked out? 350 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:12,757 Yeah, yeah. Donna for breakfast, Donna for lunch... 351 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,759 No, no, no, Tammy for breakfast. 352 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,674 Donna for brunch. Ladonna for lunch. 353 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,763 Come on, man, what happened? 354 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,547 I hooked up with this girl at Happy Hour. 355 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,941 And now I can't shake her. 356 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,595 What do you mean, you can't shake her? 357 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,377 I am not here. 358 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,597 Okay. 359 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,560 Can I help you? 360 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,259 Hello. I'm looking for a guy named Martin. 361 00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:38,174 I was trying to catch up with him on the highway, 362 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,045 but he was driving so fast. 363 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,395 Yeah, um, I don't know anyone by that name. 364 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:45,007 And you might want to be careful speeding on the highway. 365 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,041 There's a lot of speed traps around here. 366 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,924 I wasn't driving. 367 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,795 Are you sure you haven't seen him? 368 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,710 He looked like he came this way. 369 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,364 Well, he's not here. 370 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,927 You're lying. 371 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,628 I can smell him. 372 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,325 Martin! 373 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,284 Just hold onto her for, like, ten seconds, buddy. 374 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,286 I'm married, man, I can't be detaining white women. 375 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,635 Who do I look like, Rick James? 376 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,985 I love you so much, Martin, please. 377 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,900 We had such a good time, didn't we? I mean... 378 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,379 Run, Forrest, run! 379 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:16,122 I'm sorry. 380 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,648 You can let go of me now. 381 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,480 Happy Valentine's Day. 382 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,612 No, you can keep that. 383 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,394 Martin! 384 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,574 I'll get it. 385 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,452 - Hello. - Hi. I'm Mya. Is Kevin home? 386 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,973 Yeah, come on in. Kevin! 387 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,373 Mya? Hey. 388 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,907 I can't stay, because my mom is waiting in the car. 389 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,161 But you left class before I could give you this. 390 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,033 - You made this for me? - Yes, especially for you. 391 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,076 Whoa, thanks. I made one for you, too. 392 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:03,259 I heard you refused to participate 393 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,087 in that valentine's-card- to-everyone thing. 394 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,914 Well, yeah, see, I didn't have a problem 395 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,048 with giving everyone a card. My dad, he... 396 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,006 I thought it was really cool. 397 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,051 I like a guy who stands up to authority. 398 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,635 Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said. 399 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,152 You know, stick it to the man. 400 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,274 'Cause sometimes people are left out. 401 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,190 And I mean, how would the person you really want to give a card to 402 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,145 - know they're special? - I agree. 403 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,935 - Well, I better get going. See you at school. - Yeah. 404 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,934 All right, see you tomorrow. 405 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,124 Aww. 406 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,911 Don't try to make up now. You don't like Valentine's Day. 407 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,262 I don't know. You were right. You were right. 408 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,178 Valentine's Day is important. I admit it. 409 00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:58,096 The flowers are nice, you know, once I realized it wasn't cake. 410 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,012 How could you not know that's not a cake? 411 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,492 I just didn't. 412 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,969 Well, I hope you didn't try to eat it. 413 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,540 You didn't. 414 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:08,976 Just a couple of petals. 415 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,502 Did you like your flowers? 416 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:15,113 You know, those were the same flowers you had in your wedding bouquet. 417 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:18,116 Yes, baby, I know. 418 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,118 And I love them. 419 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,381 I'm sorry about this morning. 420 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,209 I guess I just got a little jealous 421 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,951 when I saw Frank's amazing flowers. 422 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,519 All I got Lindsey was that little cute bear. 423 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,129 Lindsey loves that bear. 424 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,913 No, Lindsey loves those flowers. 425 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,797 She even put it on her Facebook page. 426 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,180 Lindsey will change her Facebook page tomorrow, 427 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,052 and those flowers will eventually die. 428 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,141 But she put that bear on her backpack, 429 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,926 and she carries it with her every day. 430 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:50,014 She's keeping what you gave her close. You don't get that? 431 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,717 I didn't see that like that. 432 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,285 Well, open your eyes. 433 00:19:56,369 --> 00:20:00,376 Okay, so are you ready for your real Valentine's Day gift? 434 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,855 - There's more? - Mmm-hmm. 435 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:05,291 Okay, well, you said that the perfect gift was food, 436 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:10,429 so I got you some chicken wings. 437 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,170 Oh, my God. 438 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:17,219 And you said TV, so I'm putting on ESPN. 439 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:23,747 And hmm, gosh, you know, I don't remember that last thing. 440 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,749 Ooh, do you need a hint? 441 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,053 Oh! I got it. Bam! 442 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:30,754 Oh, man! 443 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,409 That's almost as good as these chicken wings. 444 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,326 You evil man. 445 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:41,025 Oh, hold on. That's Gigi's distress ring. 446 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:42,418 What's up? 447 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,506 "Help." 448 00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,075 Damon! 449 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,381 Damon, I can't do this. 450 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,734 It's been fun, but I can't do it! 451 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,785 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 33640

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