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Hey, man.Hey.
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Hey, y'all.
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BOTH: Hey.
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Hey, Kev.
What are you watching?
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Mojo Joe.
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Hey, baby.
What are you reading?
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Uh, I'm not reading.
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I'm writing an invitation
to a divorce party.
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I'm trying to figure out
how not to make it sound like,
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you know...
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Like a woman is happy
she broke up with her husband?
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Exactly.
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How did you know it was
a woman throwing the party?
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No man celebrates
losing half his money.
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Can I talk to you
for a second?
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Uh, sure.
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What's wrong
with this picture?
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What picture?
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This.
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What kind of family
has this turned into?
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We haven't even
been together a year,
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and already no one's paying
attention to one another.
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The only way you can get
more ignored than this
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is by being a piercing
in Dennis Rodman's face.
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So, what do you suggest
we do about this?
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We should have
a get together.
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How is a party gonna make us
pay attention to each another?
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It's not a party.
It's a get together.
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It's about people
hanging out, talking,
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eating, playing card,
together.
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And who is cooking
all this food,
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setting up
all the card tables,
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and cleaning up after
all these people get together?
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Why are you making it
so complicated?
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Because it is.No, it's not.
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Fine. Then you handle it
on your own.
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Cool.
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Hey, kids, we're
having a get together!
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Huh?Hmm?
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ Are we there yet?
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♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me
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♪ Are we there yet?
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Really?
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Terrence,
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you're going on a date,
and that's what you're wearing?
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What's wrong with this?
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You said, "Dress casual."
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Now, paramilitary gear
is very comfortable.
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It don't ride up
my butt,
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I don't have to worry
about chaffing,
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and it don't
hold in moisture.
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It lets me breathe.
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And where's your gun?
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I don't have one.
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Really?Really.
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Who are you? Gilbert Arenas?
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Come on, Suzanne,
I need this.
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Just in case
something jump off.
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Let somebody else
handle it, Terrence.
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You're not the only one
with this job.
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Yes, I am.
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SUZANNE:
Well, you're not
wearing that.
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She picks
your clothes out, too?
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She don't pick out
my clothes.Yes, I do.
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Terrence has a date.
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Oh, yeah? Who is she?
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We met at the bank.
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No, no, no, no. Met?
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He saved her
in a shootout.
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No, it's not just that.
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She made me laugh,
all right?
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I was behind the desk
doing the shootout,
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[IMITATING GUNSHOTS]
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and she was like,
"Wait a minute,
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"I need some quarters
to put in the meter
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"before I get a ticket."
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It was so cute.
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I told her...
I said, "Don't worry.
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"If I see the meter maid,
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"that's the last time you're
gonna see the meter maid."
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[CHUCKLES]
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She thought I was funny.
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Sweet.
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Well, she's seen you at work,
so let her see your other side.
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I don't have
another side.
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Why don't you bring her
to the get together?
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It's easier than a date.
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Plus, we can
check her out for you.
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Oh, y'all having a party?
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It's not a party.
It's a get together.
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What's the difference?
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Doesn't anybody in this house
know what a get together is?
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[GRUNTS IN DISGUST]
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This is nasty.
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I see you didn't marry her
for her cooking.
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Question. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Who had the biggest divorce
settlement of all time?
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Juanita Jordan![IMITATING BUZZER]
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Didn't she get,
like, $400 million?
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Nope. It was closer
to $168 million.
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Technically, she had
the biggest celebrity divorce.
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But, the biggest
"divorce" divorce...
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Are you ready?
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Okay.
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Rupert Murdoch's ex,
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Anna Murdoch,
reportedly received
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1.7...
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[GRINS WICKEDLY][CHUCKLING]
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Billion dollars!
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1.7 billion dollars?Yes!
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Juanita couldn't even
afford to pay Anna's lawyer.
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No![BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Okay, so where
did you get the idea
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for the divorce game anyway?
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That's a long story
that begins with a lawyer
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and ends with
a bottle of tequila.
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All your stories end
with a bottle of tequila.
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[GIGGLES] Whatever.
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You know what? Nick told me
you were having a get together.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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[SIGHS]I need to know what to wear.
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Ask him.
I'm staying out of it.
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I don't want it
to get too complicated.
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What's complicated about it?
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That's what he said.
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Where are all these
people supposed to sit?
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When do they come?
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When do they leave?Oh, gosh.
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You keep on,
you're gonna end up
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hosting one of these
divorce parties.
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You need to loosen up.
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I need to loosen up?Yes.
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Well, if it doesn't matter,
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then why do you need
to know what to wear?
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Even if it's a get together,
I need to have it together,
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in case I meet the rich,
white man of my dreams.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And you know they like
a certain kind of dress.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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Thank you.
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So, how are the plans coming?
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Great, because
I don't have to plan.
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I'll just make
a few phone calls,
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and tell people what's up.
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Oh, you guys can tell
your friends to drop by,
if you want.
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Cool. I'm posting an invitation
on Facebook right now.
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Can Troy come?
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As long as he comes.
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I don't want him
using us as an alibi.
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Um, I'm probably having
everybody bring something,
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but can you make
your famous potato salad?
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[CHUCKLING] Okay. How much
do you want me to make?
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However much you want.
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Whoever gets some,
gets some.
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That's how you do it
at a get together.
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It sounds like that's how
you do it in a prison yard.
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Come on out, man.
It can't be that bad.
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Think of it like a drill,
like running maneuvers.
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You gotta do it in the lab
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before you take it
into the field.
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I don't know.
It's pretty bad.
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Ooh! [CHUCKLES]
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Terrence, I'm telling you.
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If you were
running for something,
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I might have to
vote for you.
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Yeah, you look like a younger,
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better dressed, slightly cooler
Colin Powell.
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Only scary.
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You would say that.
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No, no, I'm serious.
I'm not a woman,
but if I was...
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Don't.
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Wherever you're going
with that, don't.
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Okay?
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I look too good right now
to play, all right?
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I'm not overdressed, am I?
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Where are you going?
Dinner? The club?
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He's bringing her
to the get together.
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Excuse me, did you take
one to the head?
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Yeah.
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Why would you bring
a complete stranger
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to a place where you
already know everybody?
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So, those people
can tell him
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if she's the right
woman for him.
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Oh, you mean, so they can
nitpick and criticize her
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until she runs out
of the place in tears.
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Look, man, Suzanne did not
mean to make that girl cry.
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You were gonna find out
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she was a dominatrix
sooner or later.
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Yeah, and your wife
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deprived me of that
wonderful moment...
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Yo, yo, no!
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This is about me. Okay?
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Now, take a good look.
I'm good, right?
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You're good.
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Y'all don't see it,
do you?No.
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Look, look now.
Look carefully.See what?
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What am I
supposed to see?
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Hah!Whoa!
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Where'd you get that?Don't worry about it.
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But if anybody
make my date cry,
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there's more
where this came from.
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What's that?
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What's that?
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All right.
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Man, you don't know
who I am...
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Look, I'm having
a little get together
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at the house this weekend.
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Bring whatever you want.
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It's over when it's over.
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I'll see you then.
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Hey.Hey.
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You okay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I can't think of anybody
to invite to the get together.
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What happened to Troy?He can't come.
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What about your
friends from camp?
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Still at camp.
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[SIGHS SOFTLY]
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Well, you can invite
anybody that you can think of.
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If they're cool with you,
they're cool with me.
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For real?For real.
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Thanks, Nick.
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[DIALING PHONE]
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Hello?
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Hey, Dad, it's Kevin.
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Can I help you?How you doing?
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Staten Island Mike.
I'm here for the get together.
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Right. Come on in.
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Am I the only one here?
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Yes. You're the only one here.
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I got some banging
potato salad.
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Thank you. Who shows up
for a party at 9:00 a.m.?
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Party?
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I thought this
was a get together.
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You're right.
It's not a party.
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It's a get together.
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Follow me.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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It ain't that type of
get together. Let's go.
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Honey, guess who's here.
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Nick, Nick!
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Who is that?
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This is Staten Island Mike.
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He's here
for your get together.
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What's up, brother?
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He brought some
banging potato salad.
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And that's the goods, man.
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What is wrong with you, man?
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See, honey, this is
what I'm talking about.
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Baby, where is the real food?
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Uh...
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I got a little problem.
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See, I told people
to bring something,
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but they all brought
the same thing...
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BOTH: Potato salad.
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Ding dong.NICK: Hey!
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SUZANNE: Hey!Hey, y'all!
259
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,327
Thank you.All right.
260
00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,720
Thank you.Here she is.
261
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,027
Remember Lisa?
From the bank?
262
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,943
It's nice to meet you.It's nice to meet you, too.
263
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,684
Lisa, you look
a little different
264
00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,772
than I thought you would.
265
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,948
Well... Let me tell you,
266
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:03,341
almost getting killed
will change a person.
267
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,953
And, you know what? Getting
killed will change you, too.
268
00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:08,346
Well. The old Lisa is gone,
269
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,479
and the new Lisa
needs a drink.
270
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,133
Please tell me
you have a punch bowl.
271
00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,656
Yeah, it's in the kitchen.
272
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,963
Oh! Is it spiked?It's not.
273
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:18,705
That's okay, I got it.
274
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,620
[LISA LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
275
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:22,491
Oh, yeah.
276
00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,449
She's funny.
277
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,756
Well, if by "funny,"
you mean "crazy,"
278
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,279
well, she's hilarious.
279
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,847
She's gonna spike
my punch bowl, isn't she?
280
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:31,892
I think so.
281
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,633
Lisa!
282
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:36,548
You look good, man.
283
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,724
Don't touch me.
284
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:45,732
Hey, Nick, do you have
any margarita mix?
285
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,864
Margarita mix, right.
286
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,779
Where are you going?
287
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,389
To grab some things
from the store.
288
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,913
Nick, this is
your get together.
289
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,088
You cannot leave.
290
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,567
Are you two gonna fight?
291
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,661
Go on.
292
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:04,228
Look, I'll be right back.
You don't have to do a thing.
293
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,316
Really?
294
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,231
Because some guy I've never met,
295
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,320
was upstairs with
some girl I've never met,
296
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,844
giving her
a tour of the house.
297
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,019
A tour, huh?
298
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,154
Don't forget my margarita mix.
299
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,286
Bring two!
300
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:20,201
One for me,
and another one for me!
301
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,725
Oh!
302
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,033
That's the shizzle,
my nizzle!
303
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:28,949
I am not your nizzle.
304
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,428
Yoo hoo hoo!
305
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,522
[ALL SCREAMING]
306
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,350
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
307
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,708
Lindsey!What?
308
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,667
Does your father know how many
people you invited to the party?
309
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,582
It's not a party, Mom,
it's a get together.
310
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,938
Hey!
311
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,507
Lisa!
312
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,639
Look, girl, you're starting
to embarrass me now.
313
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,163
Will you please
sit your butt down,
314
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,251
and get it together?
315
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,732
I like the way
you take charge.
316
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,472
And that's why
you're the President
317
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:17,171
of the United States of America!
318
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,260
♪ Gobama! Gobama!
319
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,524
♪ Gobama! Gobama! Gobama!
320
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,790
You all right, man?Yeah, I'm all right.
321
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,749
So, y'all wanted her here.
What'd you think?
322
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,099
Well, I think you're a lot
less embarrassed with her here
323
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,448
than you would be out in public.
324
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,058
No, I'm pretty
embarrassed here, too.
325
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,105
[LISA CHUCKLING]
326
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:41,021
Lisa! Girl,
put your clothes back on!
327
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,765
Hey, y'all!
328
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,941
Wait for it. Wait for it...
329
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,116
[CHUCKLING]
330
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,771
Is that your rich
white man's dress?
331
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,076
You like?Mm-hmm.
332
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,904
And where would
you be going in that?
333
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,558
What difference
does it make to you?
334
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,864
A guy can't ask?
335
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,648
Oh, you can ask,
but it's none of your business.
336
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,171
[SCOFFS]
337
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,957
Man, look at you!
338
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,393
Wherever you're going
dressed like that
339
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:06,873
is where I wanna be.
340
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,309
[CHUCKLES]
341
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,702
If you were gonna be
where I was gonna be,
342
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,444
I can guarantee
I wouldn't be there.
343
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,185
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,188
[INDISTINCT AUDIO]
345
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,929
If that's her
get together outfit,
346
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,714
I wanna see her
when she goes out.Yeah.
347
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,716
Can I ask you something?Shoot.
348
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,022
Who are you?
349
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,198
'Cause Nick said you told him
I invited you.
350
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,591
I was at your store,
351
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,245
I heard you talking about it,
so I just came by.
352
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,942
It's a get together, right?
353
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:34,465
What's her name anyway?
354
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,684
That would be Gigi.
355
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,251
Is that you?
356
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:38,905
Not anymore.
357
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,732
Do you mind?
358
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,908
Would it matter?
359
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,866
Not really. Thanks.
360
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,696
Okay.
361
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,657
When I say, "Getto,"
you say, "Gether!"
362
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,050
Getto.ALL: Gether.
363
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,183
Getto.ALL: Gether.
364
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,619
I told you he shouldn't
have brought her.
365
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,012
Now, we gotta find a way
to get her out of here
366
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,187
without causing a scene.
367
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,189
Why don't you send
a margarita outside?
368
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,582
Lisa, you gotta
stop this, all right?
369
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,541
Not only are you
embarrassing me,
370
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,586
but you're embarrassing
yourself.
371
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,023
Now, I know
you got a small case
372
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,546
of post-traumatic stress,
373
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,505
but acting like a fool
is not the way to deal with it.
374
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:18,292
Actually, acting like a fool
is how most people deal with it.
375
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,424
Do you wanna get shot?
376
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,297
Oh, that will never happen.
377
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:26,039
Not if he's around.
He's my hero.
378
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:29,129
Yeah, but if I'd have known
you was gonna act like this,
379
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,305
I'd have left you
under the desk at that bank.
380
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:37,964
I'm sorry.
381
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,922
I don't usually
act this way.
382
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,272
I just don't wanna
be boring anymore.
383
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,708
You're not boring.
384
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,928
You're a fine,
beautiful woman.
385
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,538
All you gotta do
is be that way.
386
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,236
You don't have to
act like this.
387
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,715
Oh.
388
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,545
Thank you.
389
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,766
That is the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
390
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,029
Excuse me.
391
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,249
Everybody, can I have
your attention, please?
392
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:07,776
When I say, "Get it,"
you say, "Started."
393
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:08,995
Get it.ALL: Started.
394
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,431
Get it.ALL: Started.
395
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,780
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY][REMOTE BEEPS]
396
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,217
All right, that's it!
397
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,697
Get off of my chair,
398
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,438
stop eating my food,
399
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,484
quit doing freaky stuff
in my bathroom!
400
00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:23,487
Everybody, get your stuff
and get out of here,
401
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,837
because this party is over!
402
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:30,494
ALL: It's not a party,
it's a get together.
403
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:33,541
Well, now,
it's a "Get-out-together!"
404
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,978
Right now!
Everybody! B-bye!
405
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:39,242
Thanks for coming.
All right, take care.
406
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:40,591
See you all at the next one.
407
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,419
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
408
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,562
[CLEARS THROAT]
409
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,129
You, too.
410
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,782
Really?
411
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,226
[CHUCKLING]
412
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,231
Terrence...What?
413
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,276
When I say, "Get it,"
you say...
414
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,322
Thank you.
415
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,802
Suzanne,
what is wrong with you?
416
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,328
Baby, I know you want us
to spend time as a family,
417
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,634
and pay attention
to each other.
418
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:27,812
But all these people
in my house, it's too much.
419
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,641
Everybody we need
is right here.
420
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,774
Yeah, but where's Kevin?
421
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,297
Yeah, I haven't seen him.
422
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,733
I thought he was
out in the garage.
423
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,909
I thought he was
in the kitchen.[DOORBELL RINGING]
424
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,433
Maybe you threw him out.
425
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,912
Oh, my goodness!
426
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,004
Suzanne.
427
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:46,875
Frank.
428
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,573
Brought you
some potato salad.
429
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,757
So, you ain't gonna
invite me in?
430
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,716
Whoa, whoa,
wait a minute.
431
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,545
What are you
doing here, man?
432
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,808
After breaking
my little sister's heart
and running out on the kids,
433
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,636
you got the nerve
to show your face...
434
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:09,898
Terrence, don't.
435
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,334
Can I?Nick, stop it.
436
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,380
You know What?
You're a lowdown...Gigi, come on.
437
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,903
Yeah, that's right,
Robin Thicke.
438
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:16,644
Check your girl.
439
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,037
Let it go, let it go.
440
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,299
What are you
doing here, Frank?
441
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,083
Kev said y'all
was having a get together.
442
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,258
Dad!
443
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,566
How you doing, son?
444
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,308
He invited me over.
445
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,658
And you, pumpkin,
what's going on?
446
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,573
Hi, Dad.
447
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,184
Can you please not call me
"Pumpkin"? It's a baby name.
448
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,099
You still gonna
always be my baby.
449
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,622
Her and half of Seattle.
450
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,712
I brought a couple of gifts.
451
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,934
For you
I have badminton.
452
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,066
What's a badminton?
453
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,241
It's kind of like
tennis for people
454
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,764
who really wanna
play volleyball.
455
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,809
And for you...
456
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,507
Chris Brown!
457
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,074
Chris Brown?
458
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,597
He can transform you.
459
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,904
Really? Do you not
watch the news at all?
460
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,646
Why don't the three of you
go and catch up.
461
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,300
Good idea.That's a good idea.
462
00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,954
Yeah, I can show you
my room, Dad.
463
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,347
Hey, Frank.
How you doing?
464
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,308
You know, you look like
you've been watching
465
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,702
a whole lot of
exercise videos.
466
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,746
Shut up.
467
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,842
How long you gonna
let him stay up there?
468
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,410
As long as Kevin likes.
I'm doing this for him.
469
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,631
Frank better hope to God
he's never taken hostage,
470
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,067
because he ain't
gonna make it.
471
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,373
What does that even mean?
472
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,375
Don't worry about it,
Robin Thicke.
473
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,507
Who's Robin Thicke?
474
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,510
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.[CHUCKLING]
475
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,165
That was definitely fun,
wasn't it?Yes.
476
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297
Thanks for coming, Dad.
477
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,168
Hey, thanks
for having me, Kev.
478
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,517
Thanks, Daddy.Come here, pumpkin.
479
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,040
See you later, Dad.All right, y'all go on.
480
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,086
Bye, Dad.All right, my kids.
481
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,785
Y'all have a good time?
482
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,613
As a matter of fact,
we did.
483
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:57,962
In fact,
484
00:18:58,006 --> 00:19:00,182
I'm thinking about
a couple of things.
485
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,053
Thinking about what?
486
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,882
Me, uh, spending a little
more time with the kids.
487
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,493
Well, next time
we have a get together,
488
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,885
I'll be sure
to let you know.
489
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,452
Well, what I'm trying
to say is,
490
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,715
I think that
we ought to work out
491
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,762
a joint situation,
like shared custody.
492
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,416
Let's be clear
about this.
493
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,895
You made a decision.
494
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,636
All this wasn't
good enough for you.
495
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,204
And don't think you're about
to start coming around here
496
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,901
and playing,
"Remember the time."
497
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,208
I remember all of the times
with you.
498
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,644
See, now,
those are your kids.
499
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,863
And I respect that.
500
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,212
But this is my family.
501
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,518
And don't think
you're about to just
502
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302
start dropping in
on them like that
503
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,739
trying to flip the script,
because you're feeling guilty.
504
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,654
Come on, Nick! Speak up
for yourself, man.
505
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,570
What he said.
506
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,658
You know,
speaking of family,
507
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,399
I understand you've been
using my name.
508
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,534
Nick Kingston-Persons.
509
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,016
I can have you arrested
for identity theft.
510
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,975
Well, since
I took your wife,
511
00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,238
and I took your kids,
512
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,284
I figured I might as well
take your name.
513
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,764
Yeah, well seeing
how we're taking things,
514
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,592
why don't you take it all,
you know?
515
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,378
Take my bath robe,
my flip-flops,
516
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,468
my jock strap.
517
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,122
I would,
but all that's too small.
518
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,953
Game, set, match.[CHUCKLING]
519
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,869
Frank, I think it's time
for you to leave.
520
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,571
Okay, fine.
521
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,616
I'll leave.
522
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,227
But I'll be back.
523
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,576
And I'll be waiting on you.
524
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,884
Yeah, me, too.Yeah, me three.
525
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,538
That dude's got
a lot of nerve.
526
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:38,019
You handled your business.
I gotta give it to you, man.
527
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,542
ALL: Who are you?
528
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,848
Staten Island Mike.
529
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,068
We need to do this
again sometimes.
530
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,555
Is he serious?
531
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,427
I don't know.
532
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,915
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