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Oh my god.
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You're never gonna believe the... What?
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Do you know what the TF is?
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No. No, you've never heard of the TF?
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No, what is that?
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Alright, well, the TF is basically where
girls are able to post pictures of guys
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to make sure they're not dating the same
dude, or to make sure that they can,
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make sure they're safe, or that they're
not married and all that shit. Anyways,
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you're on it.
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What? Yeah.
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i was looking at it i mean at first i
thought they were kidding because they
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were talking about hey i'm like a really
big dick wait what yeah i can't
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possibly be talking about my penis on
there but then they were like there's
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actual pictures of you and other girls
so it's hard to not believe it um girls
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go on there just to talk about guys oh
yeah they go on there that's kind of up
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no it's not it's how they help the
community make sure girls cool yeah but
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probably just say a bunch of mean
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No, these are a bunch of nice things.
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Which, actually, now that you mention
it, that's not you. You're not nice.
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What? I'm nice.
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Yeah, okay. And that you're funny?
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No, that's definitely not you. It can't
be.
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Hey, I'm funny.
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But these pictures, I mean, they're you.
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Who posted me on there?
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It's like a bunch of random girls. There
is this one girl that looks just like
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me. And I was like, no fucking way.
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No fucking way. Who?
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Oh. She literally looks just like me.
Look.
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Um.
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She doesn't look like you. That's Daisy.
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Yeah, she does.
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Daisy. She's fucking Daisy.
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She's a night girl.
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She's got big titties like me.
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I'm sure she has a big ass. Is that the
type of girl you're into?
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Ones that look like me?
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Uh, no.
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I just. Dude.
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Big body. Big boobs. That's.
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Big bum, big boobs, universally loved by
everyone.
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I don't know.
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You're talking a lot about that you have
a big dick.
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Okay, and what? You have a big dick?
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Cusack? I don't care.
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For what? What do you want to know? Who
cares?
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Research purposes.
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Well, it's not your big dick.
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My penis size.
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Well, come on. I love you.
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let me see if they're actually telling
the truth i'm not gonna show you my
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exactly
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we've known each other our whole lives
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it won't be weird it is weird yeah
there's no harm in that right i'm gonna
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you my penis if it's big like they're
saying it is i'm not telling anybody and
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what if it's big so what
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Well, then maybe I'll put my mouth on
it.
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Stop fucking with me. No.
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You like girls that look like me. I've
seen it. You're just fucking with me,
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though. I've seen the pictures of the
girls. You just want me to whip my way
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around so you can make fun of me.
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Come on, whip it out.
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Let's see if I'll make fun of you.
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I'm not.
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Let me see it.
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No. Come on, let me see.
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Let me see.
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Come on. Come on.
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Don't be weird. Let's chill.
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I'm your sister. It's cool.
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Come on. Let me see.
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Let me see it. Don't be weird about it.
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I don't know if I can make that promise.
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Fine. Come.
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Pinky promise.
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I'm serious.
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Come on.
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Let me see.
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Let me see what you got in there.
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Let me see if I'm telling the truth.
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yeah i'll pull these off take them off
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don't
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touch it hey we're in line let me just
touch it a little
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bit we're not supposed to touch it look
at that thing do you think it's nice
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yeah it's nice
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Since you showed me your penis, I'll
show you my teeth.
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Deal?
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What do you think about that? I feel
like we shouldn't be doing this. Really?
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I don't know.
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Then why are you hard?
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Yeah, I gotcha. Because you were only
touching my penis. Do you do girls like
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this sight?
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I think so.
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You want to look?
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Yes or no?
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You do have big titties and you have a
big dick.
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They weren't lying.
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And you gotta be kidding me. That girl
looks just like me. Okay, give me my
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pants back.
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I'm putting my shorts back on.
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No.
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No. No.
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Let me kiss it at least. It's so big.
Are you crazy?
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It's unstuck. We're good.
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I'm not going to sing anything.
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Do you want me to?
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Let me just kiss it a little bit.
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Just kiss it like this.
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Jeez, that didn't hurt, did it?
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Let me grab a little bit.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, gosh.
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How's that?
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Was that okay, or are you scared?
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I'm not scared.
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Okay.
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That's fine.
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This is what I put in my mouth.
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I can't believe that what they said was
true.
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I really can't.
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That's crazy.
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See, it's a good thing that you were on
there. Otherwise, I would have had no
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idea you had this in your pants the
whole time.
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Yeah, well, maybe that would have been
better. I'm not sure we should be doing
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this.
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This feels crazy.
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No one's getting in trouble except for
you.
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Well, I don't know. Do you want me to
stop?
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I didn't say that. Okay, well, you know.
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I'm scared somebody's going to find out.
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See you later.
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I can't believe you've been hiding this
from me.
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Yummy.
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Can I just, like, sit on it?
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What? Yeah, let me sit on it.
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I don't know.
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Yeah,
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it'll be fine.
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Trust me.
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That'd be good.
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Yeah?
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I can.
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I love you I love you
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We should probably clean that before
apparently.
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