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Oh my god.

You're never gonna believe the... What?

Do you know what the TF is?

No. No, you've never heard of the TF?

No, what is that?

Alright, well, the TF is basically where girls are able to post pictures of guys

to make sure they're not dating the same dude, or to make sure that they can,

make sure they're safe, or that they're not married and all that shit. Anyways,

you're on it.

What? Yeah.

i was looking at it i mean at first i thought they were kidding because they

were talking about hey i'm like a really big dick wait what yeah i can't

possibly be talking about my penis on there but then they were like there's

actual pictures of you and other girls so it's hard to not believe it um girls

go on there just to talk about guys oh yeah they go on there that's kind of up

no it's not it's how they help the community make sure girls cool yeah but

probably just say a bunch of mean

No, these are a bunch of nice things.

Which, actually, now that you mention it, that's not you. You're not nice.

What? I'm nice.

Yeah, okay. And that you're funny?

No, that's definitely not you. It can't be.

Hey, I'm funny.

But these pictures, I mean, they're you.

Who posted me on there?

It's like a bunch of random girls. There is this one girl that looks just like

me. And I was like, no fucking way.

No fucking way. Who?

Oh. She literally looks just like me. Look.

Um.

She doesn't look like you. That's Daisy.

Yeah, she does.

Daisy. She's fucking Daisy.

She's a night girl.

She's got big titties like me.

I'm sure she has a big ass. Is that the type of girl you're into?

Ones that look like me?

Uh, no.

I just. Dude.

Big body. Big boobs. That's.

Big bum, big boobs, universally loved by everyone.

I don't know.

You're talking a lot about that you have a big dick.

Okay, and what? You have a big dick?

Cusack? I don't care.

For what? What do you want to know? Who cares?

Research purposes.

Well, it's not your big dick.

My penis size.

Well, come on. I love you.

let me see if they're actually telling the truth i'm not gonna show you my

exactly

we've known each other our whole lives

it won't be weird it is weird yeah there's no harm in that right i'm gonna

you my penis if it's big like they're saying it is i'm not telling anybody and

what if it's big so what

Well, then maybe I'll put my mouth on it.

Stop fucking with me. No.

You like girls that look like me. I've seen it. You're just fucking with me,

though. I've seen the pictures of the girls. You just want me to whip my way

around so you can make fun of me.

Come on, whip it out.

Let's see if I'll make fun of you.

I'm not.

Let me see it.

No. Come on, let me see.

Let me see.

Come on. Come on.

Don't be weird. Let's chill.

I'm your sister. It's cool.

Come on. Let me see.

Let me see it. Don't be weird about it.

I don't know if I can make that promise.

Fine. Come.

Pinky promise.

I'm serious.

Come on.

Let me see.

Let me see what you got in there.

Let me see if I'm telling the truth.

yeah i'll pull these off take them off

don't

touch it hey we're in line let me just touch it a little

bit we're not supposed to touch it look at that thing do you think it's nice

yeah it's nice

Since you showed me your penis, I'll show you my teeth.

Deal?

What do you think about that? I feel like we shouldn't be doing this. Really?

I don't know.

Then why are you hard?

Yeah, I gotcha. Because you were only touching my penis. Do you do girls like

this sight?

I think so.

You want to look?

Yes or no?

You do have big titties and you have a big dick.

They weren't lying.

And you gotta be kidding me. That girl looks just like me. Okay, give me my

pants back.

I'm putting my shorts back on.

No.

No. No.

Let me kiss it at least. It's so big. Are you crazy?

It's unstuck. We're good.

I'm not going to sing anything.

Do you want me to?

Let me just kiss it a little bit.

Just kiss it like this.

Jeez, that didn't hurt, did it?

Let me grab a little bit.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh.

How's that?

Was that okay, or are you scared?

I'm not scared.

Okay.

That's fine.

This is what I put in my mouth.

I can't believe that what they said was true.

I really can't.

That's crazy.

See, it's a good thing that you were on there. Otherwise, I would have had no

idea you had this in your pants the whole time.

Yeah, well, maybe that would have been better. I'm not sure we should be doing

this.

This feels crazy.

No one's getting in trouble except for you.

Well, I don't know. Do you want me to stop?

I didn't say that. Okay, well, you know.

I'm scared somebody's going to find out.

See you later.

I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.

Yummy.

Can I just, like, sit on it?

What? Yeah, let me sit on it.

I don't know.

Yeah,

it'll be fine.

Trust me.

That'd be good.

Yeah?

I can.

I love you I love you

We should probably clean that before apparently.