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== srt字幕转制：accapr.vicp.net ==
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网路上称丑男为青蛙
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丑女为恐龙
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那我们叫什么？
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欸…她们要验货
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为什么不扯张照片过去
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这样盲目约会多无聊
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万一以前见过，那多糟啊
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那万一被人家作弄了
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或者来个男的
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怎么办？
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是不是他啊 不是
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喂，是不是那两个？
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可能吧
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你先下车吧
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怎么了？
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背背包那个看起来像青蛙
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你就那么有把握帅的那个会选你？
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这还要怀疑
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到现在还没出现
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一定在猜拳看谁配谁
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为什么不约在KTV？
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真的就乱像站壁(台语)的
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我叫丁宁
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我的室友不能来了
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我叫阿泰，这是我室友痞子蔡
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我只有一个人不想跳舞，怎么办？
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那我们可以直接进入主题啊
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是跟你走，还是跟我走？
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我喜欢跟着感觉走
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喜欢速度？
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当然，让我开啊
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让你坐旁边
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酷，走
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你们去吧，我先走了
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上去呀
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如果我有一千万
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我就能买一幢房子
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我有一千万吗？ 没有
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所以我仍然没有房子
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如果我有翅膀，我就能飞
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我有翅膀吗？ 没有
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所以我也没办法飞
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如果把整个太平洋的水倒出来
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也浇不熄我对你爱情的火焰
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整个太平洋的水能倒出来吗？
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不行
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所以我并不爱你
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这么快就搞定了？
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我没那么随便
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哪有那么快就接受对方的
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你是嫌慢
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给你
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失恋喝酒，把到美媚喝洋酒
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我都还没开始，哪来的失恋？
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也好
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留给你失恋的时候喝
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起码有开始
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网路的感情玩玩就好，千万别当真
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毕竟虚幻的东西是见不得阳光的
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就让上帝的归上帝，撒旦的归撒旦
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网路的归网路，现实的归现实
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你想一想，躲在网路后面的人
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别说个性好坏，外表美丑了
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就连是男是女都不知道
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谈什么狗屁恋情啊
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H-51-165-35-24-35，麻辣英粟
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你这么滥情，不怕报应啊
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我这是多情
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多情跟滥情是有差别的
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多是丰富，滥是乱用
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就好像是有钱人
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有没有钱是能力问题
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乱不乱花钱是个性问题
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我就像是有钱人，但不乱花钱
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那我算什么？
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你呀，穷人做白日梦
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别再跟轻舞飞扬泡网上咖啡了
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我轻轻的舞着，在拥挤的人群之中
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你投射过来异样的眼神
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诧异也好，欣赏也好
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并不曾使我的脚步凌乱
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因为令我飞扬的不是你注视的目光
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而是我年轻的心
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哼，又是痞子蔡
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拜托，你不要老在网路上
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寻找爱情好不好
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网路是虚幻的，你又不是不知道
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要多到外面去看看真实的世界
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灰姑娘也是要参加舞会
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才能够遇见王子的嘛
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你看这个痞子蔡，蛮有趣的
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怪怪的逻辑，可是很有智慧
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真惨，不但是个青蛙还是个痞子
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标准的癞蛤蟆
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搞不好是个青蛙王子
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带你见识见识另一种援助交际
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嗨，你好
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很面熟？可能看过我们的海报
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喔，我想起来了
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我在报上看过
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报上？
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警告逃妻的告示
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别闹了
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欸，你们不是要找一个网路高手吗？
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丁宁，你的青蛙来了
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嗨，今天你不是青蛙，是王子
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要交换什么样的服务都可以
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随便你选，全部免费
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喜欢跳舞吗？找谁都可以喔
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不过，你要先提供一点点服务
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干嘛那么…
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既来之，则安之嘛
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原来是这样的援助交际
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我援助，你交际
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哎呀，好了…现在你最跩
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辛苦一下，后福无穷的
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你们不是前几天才透过BBS约会吗？
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那是他朋友的电脑
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舞蹈社需要一个自己的窗口
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那种可以把舞蹈动作叠上去的网页
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让他们招生用
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好了，现在该我们为你们服务了
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是跳恰恰呢？还是吉鲁巴
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都好
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走吧
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痞子蔡，快来呀，快来呀
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不学怎么泡轻舞飞扬？
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别记恨，我们教你跳舞不收费的
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来呀
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你这么害羞
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很难交朋友的耶
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嗨，痞子，你应该叫夜猫子
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总是深夜才上网
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你不是也熬夜没睡吗？
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所谓天涯沦落人
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让我们同病相怜吧
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我是淑女，又不是痞子
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怎么可能跟你同病？
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我是无才的痞子
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你是美貌的淑女
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言语犀利，你看起来不太合群
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态度敏感
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你看起来不是很少出门
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就是不食人间烟火
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多半是象牙塔里的女人
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那么同病相怜的你
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多半也是不知民间疾苦
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枯坐在井底的青蛙了
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这么说，我们真的是豺狼虎豹
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掉在网路侏罗记里了
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你一直都那么特别吗？
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我一直都很平凡
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一直到遇到特别的你
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我才变得特别
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特别加平凡，就是特别平凡
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平凡也是一种幸福啊
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有时候能跟一般人一样的生活
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说说笑笑，蹦蹦跳跳就值得珍惜了
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这是什么东西？蛮前卫的
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既来之，则安之
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嗨，阿泰
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这里像你的会客室
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看到没有？就是他
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艺术学院的高材生哦
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其实实验剧场没有想像中那么闷嘛
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蛮有启发性的
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你觉得需要启发的话
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介绍你去巷子口的礼拜堂
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一群人高唱我有罪，我有罪
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也蛮有启发性的
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没错
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如果所有的修女都这么漂亮
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信仰会更容易
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我就怀疑你哪来那么好的品味
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如果她是圣母玛莉亚
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那我一定天天祷告
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祷告？
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这里要干净啊
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其实，太早决定信仰未必正确
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没有足够的社会阅历
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很快就会受到诱惑
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偏离信仰的真谛
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每天祷告，不一定是信仰
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信仰不需要仪式
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仪式可以让你不断的反省
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使你产生信仰
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所以，只要你不断的做
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是不是可以做出爱
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扬扬，你看，这一大遍稻田多像海
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小姐，那是麦田
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什么？那是麦田
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你看得出来啊？
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你真当我五谷不分啊
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我知道你吃得出来
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但是我不确定
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你见到他们认不认得出来
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我是喜欢上网
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但我又不是大自然白痴
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哼，你不是白痴，谁是白痴啊？
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你才是白痴呢
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白痴
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嗨，天气真好叫Sunny
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小姐很美叫Beauty
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气质动人叫Pretty
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走
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跟我们一起郊游就Happy啦
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天气突然要变坏，叫Raining
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这位男士长得太糟糕，叫UgIy
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你们来我不爽，叫Angry
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你们要是再不走我就抓狂了叫Crazy
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走吧
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走了 走吧
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我确定你是母老虎，叫Tiger
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我们会看到麦子变黄吗？
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这是哪里？
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又要我来援助交际啊
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一定要让你看看网路有多虚幻
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这里是虚拟实境的研究室
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用电脑做出来的图像不但立体
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看起来逼真
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还可以配合你的动作做反应
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像真的一样
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虚拟实境做得再真
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还是假的
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再这样发展下去
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人可以跟电脑做朋友
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甚至做爱
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连感官的
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搞不好心灵的一并解决了
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只是在这样的世界久了
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你需要常常摸一摸真实的感觉
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否则虚虚实实
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你会搞不清楚自己存不存在
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那你为什么还要上网呢？
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网路上的虚拟社会
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这是我的的硕士论文
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假如你能把躲在电脑后面的人揪出来
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让他对着摄影机
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坚持他在网路上表现的人格
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重覆他的言论
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你就可以替他做一次心理治疗
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这就是有趣的地方
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借我看一下好吗？
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你这么投入学这些东西
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大概花你不少时间吧
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要不要一起研究啊
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你采访青蛙，我来采访恐龙
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你觉得怎么样？
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嗯，蛮有意思的
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正好可以让我做角色调查
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你相信浪漫吗？
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女孩子都喜欢浪漫
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浪漫带点不真实
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依邂逅的程度而不同
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越不真实的越浪漫
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越浪漫的邂逅
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遇到的男人越讨女人喜欢
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你真会说
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举例…
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在夏天的草原邂逅的男子
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一定要跑步，要有粗犷的长相
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要有古铜泛红的皮肤
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要有海水般明亮的眼睛
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最好还要有爽朗的笑声
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然后一面呼喊女主角的名字
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吉娜！吉娜！一面朝她飞奔
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再抱起她逆时针转三圈
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你在胡说嘛
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嫌我编的厉害
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好，不说时间的邂逅
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改用地点来邂逅
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无人的山中
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邂逅的男子一定要留长发
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要带着一个画架，几张画布
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这个时候女主角也许脱光光的
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当他的模特儿
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或者静静的欣赏他的专注
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头上戴上顶帽子
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有很多小鸟陪在他身旁看他作画
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我看你吃错药了 吃错药？
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好，换个比较文明的地点
283
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酒吧中邂逅的男人一定要喝烈酒
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嘴里叼着根烟
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最好还有双冷峻的眼神
286
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然后女主角应该会被酒醉的人调戏
287
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而他适时的出面打跑这些人
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嗯，这样真浪漫
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浪漫？
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小姐，浪漫也许只是存在于小说情节
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而现实生活中…
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在郊外跑步的男子
293
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可能因为女主角太重
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使他肌肉拉伤，肩膀脱臼
295
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,946
或踩到玻璃被送急诊
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在山中作画的男子
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可能被旁边的小鸟拉屎在画上
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或是…嫌光光的女主角
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腰部，臀部的赘肉太多，被他毒打
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在酒吧喝烈酒的男人
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可能钱没带够
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被留下来洗碗
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先生，是不是没带钱？
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没关系，你可以洗碗抵帐啊
305
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:57,420
看什么看？
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00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,121
看你怎么样？
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关你什么事？
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或者是打不过人家
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反而被别人给打跑了
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00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,371
痞子，你跟浪漫有仇啊
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当然不是
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00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,377
我只是认为浪漫不会真实
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网路不会真实
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痞子，你是个浪漫的人吗？
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00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,054
对不起，我来晚了
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00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,749
你就是小鱼吗？
317
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,986
你就是今夜星光灿烂？
318
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,761
你跟我想像的一样，好漂亮
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00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,629
你也跟我想像的一样
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一点也不帅
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他干嘛？
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我哥
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你还带你哥哥来约会啊
324
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,218
我是以为大家出来见面聊聊天
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00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,519
刚好我哥要写一篇
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00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:57,916
网路现象的论文
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00:20:58,323 --> 00:20:59,381
我们一起出来聊一聊
328
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,489
你不会介意吧
329
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,893
那聊什么呢？
330
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,859
欸，你拍这干嘛？
331
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,291
继续，继续
332
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:07,395
我想请问你
333
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,531
你期待在网路上找到的
334
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,257
是知音还是玩伴
335
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:12,761
期待啊
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00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,535
我没有期待
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00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,669
网路上交朋友靠的是缘份
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谈得来见见面
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00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,274
谈不来就换线
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00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,879
谁知道是真的，假的
341
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,376
有没有幻想对象是什么样子？
342
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,478
有没有性幻想？
343
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,585
有没有啊？欸…
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00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,482
欸…有没有啊？
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00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,554
对不起，我上个洗手间
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00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,392
欸，快回来，等你喔
347
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:58,205
来来来，让开点…借过…
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00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,310
哇，这么多人啊
349
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,220
今天全世界死一堆啦
350
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,221
青蛙都坐在吧台上了
351
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,419
撞邪了 就是呀
352
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:13,996
快窒息了，有没有地方坐？
353
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,325
有没有位置？
354
00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:16,592
有，跟我来
355
00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:20,935
喂，过去点
356
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:23,498
耶！文文！
357
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:28,674
文文，这是新朋友啊！好像没见过喔
358
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,809
怎么？见异思迁啊！
359
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,583
是见日心喜
360
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,446
走开！
361
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,422
要喝点什么？
362
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:38,215
BON！
363
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,114
什么？
364
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,413
BON！
365
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,093
哦！马上来，马上来
366
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,527
让你来放松一下，不是让你放荡然
367
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,724
试一下都不可以？
368
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:53,597
你好自为之
369
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,331
我不想让人生留白
370
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:13,624
走开！
371
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,285
你怎么啦？
372
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,251
你也喝啦！
373
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:50,861
我还是不适合放纵
374
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:11,842
新年舞会就快到了
375
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,448
你怎么还搞不清楚拍子
376
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:16,013
反正我也没什么舞伴
377
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:18,720
那你为什么不请我去呢？
378
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:33,498
干嘛？
379
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,000
我可能没办法参加新年舞会了
380
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:37,139
怎么了
381
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,703
都练了这么久，慢慢有默契了
382
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,271
为什么不去呢？
383
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,648
我们这样太怪了，好像在做招生广告
384
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,986
你嫌我带不出去啊！
385
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,141
你很喜欢这首曲子吗？
386
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,588
嗯…让我想起你的模样
387
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,558
纲路上的对象任你凭空捏造
388
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:32,590
你怎么可能知道我是什么模样？
389
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:35,291
纲路现象会产生三种人
390
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:38,429
第一种人，突显被压抑的次要个性
391
00:25:39,170 --> 00:25:40,194
第二种人
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00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:42,905
扮演平时不可能扮演的角色
393
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,503
第三种人，补偿遗憾
394
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,710
做他希望成为的那种人
395
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,979
你的名字叫轻舞飞扬
396
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:57,283
这说明你希望尽情挥洒，舞动青春
397
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,490
是心怀憧憬的第三种人
398
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,389
真有学问，说下去
399
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:06,186
那么…你如果不是时日不多
400
00:26:06,631 --> 00:26:08,030
就是即将老去
401
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:21,970
你相信纲路可以找到爱情吗？
402
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,777
欸，为什么不约他出来？
403
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:32,721
我不希望留下的回忆渗着泪水和遗憾
404
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,956
在纲上就像在海上
405
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,255
看起来是个很广阔的空间
406
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:41,657
其实是封闭的
407
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:45,292
那种亲蜜是短暂的，虚幻的
408
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,540
回到现实，就不是那么回事了
409
00:26:51,743 --> 00:26:54,974
即使短暂，曾经拥有的甜蜜生活
410
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,010
就是永远的甜蜜生活
411
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,323
有人！
412
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,165
嗨！是谁夜不归营了？
413
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,708
我记得你
414
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:14,657
你是HN167-48-35-23-35
415
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:17,083
天真热情的那种
416
00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:21,031
你还没学会吧！
417
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,631
阿泰把见过女人的身高
418
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:25,996
体重做个编号
419
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:28,595
再以性格来分类
420
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:34,068
H为HOT-热情
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00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,412
N为NAIVE-天真
422
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:41,408
T呢TENDER-温柔
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00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:45,552
B为BITCHY-泼辣
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00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:49,920
C为COOL-冷酷
425
00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,245
你交过几个女朋友啊？
426
00:29:19,224 --> 00:29:20,816
你先说你交过几个男朋友？
427
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:24,919
二个
428
00:29:26,564 --> 00:29:28,759
既然你已经说了，那我不说
429
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:30,723
为什么？
430
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,630
听到你过去的情史，让爱你的我
431
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:39,070
内心多了一份嫉妒，也多了一份痛苦
432
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,502
我不愿同样的嫉妒和痛苦
433
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,538
加注在我心爱的人身上
434
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,543
你到底交过几个女朋友？
435
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:56,825
我一生中出现了许多女孩
436
00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,796
直到遇见你，我才发现
437
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,264
她们都不曾存在过
438
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,343
交际费！有空再来找你
439
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:36,326
跟你聊天是我一天中最快乐的时间了
440
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:38,101
那不如我们就见面吧！
441
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:40,599
我很怕见了面以后
442
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,330
我们就不会么深的夜里聊天了
443
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:45,804
那我们可以在白天聊啊！
444
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:48,604
我的痘子就不会夜来发几枝了
445
00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:53,177
痞子，我就是怕你失望，见光死！
446
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,019
那有什么关系呢，反正我也不帅
447
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:59,356
同是一涯没貌人，相逢何必太龟毛
448
00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:03,758
讲话怎么那么粗俗，我是淑女耶
449
00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:07,129
虽然是没貌的淑女
450
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:11,200
痞子蔡，再给我一个见你面的理由吧
451
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:14,803
见了面
452
00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:17,031
你的纲路情人梦会早一点醒过来
453
00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:19,107
我们可以在真实的世界交往啊！
454
00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:22,379
那我们怎么见面呢？
455
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:23,410
你说？
456
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:26,981
找一个亮一点的地方，才不会吓到你
457
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:28,883
那怎么认你呢？
458
00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,019
你喜欢喝咖啡吗？
459
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:50,736
喂，帅哥，这边，这一边啦
460
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,744
请问一下，福和大桥怎么走？
461
00:31:58,549 --> 00:31:59,777
我在问你啊！
462
00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:08,981
那边啊！
463
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:15,958
先生买花吗？情人花…
464
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:30,404
这个家伙不但是痞子，而且还是个愣子
465
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,606
好了，你到底要观察多久？
466
00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:37,816
我看他挺老实的，应该不会有问题
467
00:32:38,256 --> 00:32:40,121
纲路约会总该小心一点嘛
468
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,959
唉，你真的要跟他约会啊！
469
00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,094
你觉得他看到我会失望吗？
470
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,221
我替你去
471
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,390
我知道该怎么做了
472
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:28,672
你在idIe什么啊！
473
00:33:30,308 --> 00:33:31,536
赶快找位子坐啊！
474
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:39,481
要喝点什么？
475
00:33:39,984 --> 00:33:42,475
真会省钱，也不问我吃什么？
476
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,256
对不起，你想叫点什么？
477
00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:50,361
一杯大可乐，一份薯条
478
00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:58,864
你长得蛮斯文的嘛！
479
00:34:03,174 --> 00:34:04,266
你在骂人啊！
480
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,908
斯文就是呆滞，蠢的意思
481
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,744
你好像每一句话都有哲理
482
00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,518
你长得这么美，为什么要骗我？
483
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,925
我说我不可爱，没说我不美
484
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,891
你好像蛮喜欢咖啡色？
485
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,632
你有没有听过咖啡哲学？
486
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,761
有！是一家咖啡连锁店
487
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:37,371
等一下轮到你，你再痞
488
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:41,043
我的穿着就是一套咖啡哲学
489
00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:44,712
即使全是咖啡，也会因为烘培技术
490
00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:49,315
和香，甘，醇，苦，酸的口感而有所差异
491
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:52,045
你看，我的袜子颜色很深
492
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,058
是重度烘培的炭烧咖啡
493
00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,954
焦苦，不带酸味
494
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,354
裤子的颜色较浅
495
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:04,260
就像风味独特的摩卡咖啡，酸味较强
496
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,833
我背心的颜色较深
497
00:35:07,071 --> 00:35:11,440
是柔顺细腻的蓝山咖啡，香醇精致
498
00:35:12,710 --> 00:35:16,771
哪！我背包的颜色内深外浅
499
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:18,538
还点缀着装饰品
500
00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,749
就像是…卡有其诺咖啡
501
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:24,211
表面上浮着新鲜的奶油
502
00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:27,152
再撒上迷人的肉桂粉
503
00:35:27,692 --> 00:35:30,957
既香醇甜美，又浓郁强烈
504
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,659
怎么？你又当机了！
505
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:39,436
辩工一流，不输在下
506
00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:42,172
君子输了就要认输
507
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:45,236
对，但是我是痞子
508
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:49,410
我也有一套流水哲学
509
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,405
水流会因为天气的状况
510
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,175
和冷热深浅脏的环境而有差异
511
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,855
你看我的裤子，颜色很深
512
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:04,391
就像太平洋的海水一样，深沉忧郁
513
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:10,628
鞋袜的颜色稍浅，又有点泛白
514
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:14,562
像是飘着冰山的北极海水一样
515
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:15,930
阴冷诡谲
516
00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,708
你看我的内衣，更浅
517
00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,505
就像是至内游泳池的水一样
518
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,008
清澈明亮
519
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:33,949
我的书包外浅内深
520
00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,226
还有一条深色的带子
521
00:36:38,262 --> 00:36:40,753
就像是澄清湖的湖水一样
522
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,097
表面浮着几尾活鱼
523
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:46,935
再加上两岸杨柳的倒影
524
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:52,675
既活泼生动，又幽静典雅
525
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:00,109
恭喜你，你过关了
526
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:21,203
痞子，怎么了？你又当机了！
527
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:30,713
痞子，我3月15号出生，是双鱼座，你呢
528
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:36,652
11月13，天蝎座 问这干嘛？
529
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,485
我想知道我们合不合？
530
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,057
天下没有合不合的星座
531
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,129
只有合不合的人
532
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,506
为什么你老喜欢咬文嚼字？
533
00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,435
这样看起来比较有学问啊！
534
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,337
你本来就很有学问啊！
535
00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:03,641
取个纲名JHT
536
00:38:03,848 --> 00:38:05,543
让人都不知道该怎么发音？
537
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,407
念it，就是畜生的意思
538
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,983
真是的，不要随便作贱自己嘛！
539
00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:14,387
来
540
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:15,683
我车在前面耶
541
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:17,824
我载你过去
542
00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:19,051
走走不好吗？
543
00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:23,758
平常做什么消遣？
544
00:38:25,236 --> 00:38:28,399
看电影，武侠小说，偶而看看电视
545
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,197
最爱看哪一类的影片呢？
546
00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,370
最爱看…A片！
547
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,637
美女也是会踹人的唷！
548
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:41,516
A片指得是AmericanFiIm
549
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:43,385
美国片的简称
550
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,483
喔！那我们一起去看A片好吗？
551
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:47,788
好啊！
552
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,093
嗯！咖啡色，蓝色…
553
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:59,959
唉，你为什么不爱听音乐会，歌剧
554
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,764
或舞台剧之类的，美术展也不看？
555
00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,500
音乐会会让我想睡觉
556
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,709
歌剧，舞台剧我又看不懂
557
00:39:09,213 --> 00:39:12,808
美术展…除非是美女图，否则不看
558
00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:16,712
而且纲路上有啊！真实又逼真
559
00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:19,523
何必去看人家用画的呢？
560
00:39:20,791 --> 00:39:22,691
就不怕人家嫌你没水准？
561
00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:28,828
知之为知之，不知为不知，是智也
562
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:33,367
我们不是说好要在真实世界交往的吗
563
00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,107
喂，你愿不愿意学着欣赏
564
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:41,175
音乐会，歌剧，舞台剧和美术展
565
00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:42,844
怎么啦？
566
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,445
这样才可以陪我去看啊！
567
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,577
哎呀！快十二点了，我要走了
568
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:53,346
你担心什么？担心我会变成狼人！
569
00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:56,116
今天又不是满月？
570
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,492
你不知道，午夜十二点
571
00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,789
灰姑娘是会变回原形的
572
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,528
没关系，你可以留下一只鞋子
573
00:40:05,803 --> 00:40:07,065
我自然会去找你呀！
574
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,052
恭喜你！痞子蔡，你可以正式约我了
575
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,125
怎么？你又当机了！
576
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:43,662
哇！他一是世界上最会辨的人了
577
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,736
假如在荒岛上只剩下两个人
578
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,445
你一定希望另外一个人是他
579
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,973
妙事一萝筐，日子好过多了
580
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:57,049
恭喜你了，找到了青蛙王子
581
00:40:58,022 --> 00:40:59,614
对了，你妈在里面
582
00:41:04,261 --> 00:41:05,228
妈
583
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:07,122
噢，你回来了
584
00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:12,300
妈，你什么时候来的？
585
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,502
怎么说来就来了？
586
00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:16,469
干嘛又换床单？
587
00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:19,274
这一种是有特殊防螨效果的
588
00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,137
医生说，对有过敏症的人最好了
589
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:24,973
何必特地跑一趟，寄来不就好了吗？
590
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,711
你那么久没回来了，看看你都不行啊
591
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,314
你该去检查了
592
00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:37,356
医生说药不能停
593
00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:38,492
才不要！
594
00:41:39,096 --> 00:41:41,530
吃那个药人都变得很肿
595
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:43,530
那里都不能去
596
00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:59,249
荆轲呀，荆轲，你局然还活着回来
597
00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:00,507
秦王的头呢？
598
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:04,353
纵然你有百般武艺
599
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:06,182
掉进侏罗记公园里
600
00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:10,459
还是逃不出恐龙的魔手，可怜喔！
601
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:15,121
轻舞飞扬…她不是恐龙
602
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,494
她是…美丽的蝴蝶
603
00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:23,901
她是S型的女孩子
604
00:42:24,975 --> 00:42:27,409
Sexy！不错，你开窍了
605
00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:32,048
S型是Smart！不是Sexy！
606
00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,577
我还考驾照走S型咧
607
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:36,820
她念哪个系的？
608
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:40,547
外文系！她很喜欢出问题考我
609
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:44,417
不可能啊！自从小萍那一届毕业以后
610
00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,855
外文系就越来越没有搞头了
611
00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:49,064
况且在我的管辖区内
612
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,790
怎么可能有我不知道的美女？
613
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:54,527
你没有听过一句话，江山代有才子出
614
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:56,766
各领风骚好几年嘛
615
00:42:57,808 --> 00:42:59,537
不过美女也挺可怜的
616
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:02,572
真是现实牛版的BeautyandBeast
617
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:07,749
我是Beast，那你是什么？
618
00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:10,916
我比你少个A，我是BEST
619
00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,704
喂，三点十五分了，你睡了吗？
620
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:41,043
看样子你比较喜欢纲上的我
621
00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,843
还在找纲路上的痞子蔡啊！
622
00:43:43,387 --> 00:43:45,912
那你在找另一个轻舞飞扬吗？
623
00:43:46,590 --> 00:43:48,421
是不是觉得遇见了青蛙
624
00:43:49,593 --> 00:43:51,254
我喜欢听你胡扯
625
00:43:52,529 --> 00:43:55,293
如果你是知音，那我就天南地北
626
00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:57,467
口无遮拦的说到你开怀大笑
627
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,730
那每天的三点十五
628
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,904
我就上线听你说故事罗
629
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:18,750
对不起
630
00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,890
You`reLate，You`reaIwaysIate
631
00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:24,120
butit`sok.You`llmakeitupforme
632
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,522
我不知道你说什么
633
00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:28,729
不过我会补偿你的
634
00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:31,496
迟了！就是迟了
635
00:44:31,869 --> 00:44:34,167
有些东西是补不回来的
636
00:44:43,313 --> 00:44:45,008
为什么么喜欢向日葵啊！
637
00:44:45,282 --> 00:44:48,445
我羡慕它又简单又需要毅力的目标
638
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,177
可以在太阳下灿烂的活一辈子
639
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,461
防晒油也不带
640
00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:07,862
这一阵子你老在大太阳底下跑
641
00:45:08,105 --> 00:45:09,072
你晒得起啊
642
00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:13,535
好不容易奢侈一次，我心里有数
643
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,855
唉，你最近好像很少用我的红内裤了
644
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,420
自从小鱼甩了我之后
645
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:33,385
他妈的！来找我的总觉得都是恐龙
646
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,359
或者是想学几招的286
647
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:36,861
我都快变成牛郎了
648
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,501
害我只好古典的去看电影
649
00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:43,570
看芭蕾，陶冶性情
650
00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:45,999
那你知道有什么电影
651
00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,268
可以带美媚去看吗
652
00:45:49,113 --> 00:45:50,102
最近有一部电影
653
00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:51,746
讲的是一艘沉船的故事
654
00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,584
男女主角都不肯舍下对方逃生
655
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,686
最后男的体力不支，沉到海底
656
00:45:57,054 --> 00:45:59,716
女的到老的时候把一串值钱的项链
657
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:01,356
抛到海里来悼祭他
658
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,189
女生眼泪的终结者啊！
659
00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:06,057
你是说铁达尼号？
660
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,587
没错！
661
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:13,828
不知道谁说的
662
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,130
看那部电影不流泪的人就是不重感情
663
00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:20,610
我带小鱼去看，她哭得死去活来的
664
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:24,346
结果甩我就像甩鼻涕一样
665
00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:33,822
对不起，借过一下
666
00:46:34,725 --> 00:46:35,692
来
667
00:46:38,061 --> 00:46:39,790
哇！这么多人喔？
668
00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:44,966
太多人了！
669
00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:48,901
你在外面等我，我去买
670
00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:51,734
不要！让我陪你，我不想一个人
671
00:46:54,378 --> 00:46:55,640
可是我怕你无聊啊！
672
00:46:55,946 --> 00:46:58,039
跟你在一起，怎么会无聊啊！
673
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:01,674
好，走
674
00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,226
对不起
675
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,673
十一排十三号！跟你生日同一天
676
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,249
我要坐这个位子，票根也要保存起来
677
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:38,018
可以啊！今天你要付钱我也同意
678
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,118
别担心
679
00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:40,984
今天我是不会跟你抢着付钱的
680
00:47:41,258 --> 00:47:42,418
我给你这个荣幸
681
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,985
这才是我担心的
682
00:48:20,764 --> 00:48:23,858
散场的人潮像不像沉船的难民
683
00:48:29,306 --> 00:48:30,898
这电影故意催人眼泪
684
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:32,108
一点都不好看
685
00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,568
请你签个名
686
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,472
我又不是男主角，签什么名啊？
687
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:41,209
一个纪念嘛！随便签
688
00:48:41,485 --> 00:48:43,214
反正我也不知道你叫什么名字
689
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,509
你又没问
690
00:48:44,888 --> 00:48:46,048
你也没问啊！
691
00:48:46,390 --> 00:48:49,018
这叫已所不欲，勿施于人
692
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:03,606
谢谢
693
00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:15,685
薯条
694
00:49:18,822 --> 00:49:19,846
巨无霸
695
00:49:22,659 --> 00:49:23,785
可乐
696
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:31,497
给我二份薯条跟大可
697
00:49:42,412 --> 00:49:43,970
要不要吃薯条？
698
00:49:48,218 --> 00:49:51,016
那…那我买面包给你吃
699
00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:02,597
你不吃，肚子会饿
700
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,601
你饿了，别管我，自己吃
701
00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:09,238
Youeat，Ieat！
702
00:50:19,149 --> 00:50:20,309
进去看看好不好？
703
00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:21,278
好啊！
704
00:50:26,990 --> 00:50:29,652
前些日子纲路上流行一部小说
705
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:32,559
介绍一个对香水痴迷的人
706
00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:34,760
在她情人结婚前夕
707
00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,556
送给他一瓶香水
708
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,233
DoIceVita！
709
00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:41,569
意大利文的意思是甜蜜的日子
710
00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,933
那我们今天算不算甜蜜的日子？
711
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:13,961
真的很美！
712
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:18,904
虽然一刹那就结束了
713
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:23,813
但是灿烂却永远留心里面
714
00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:28,716
你看，虽然杰克死了
715
00:51:29,986 --> 00:51:32,580
但是他被萝丝记了一辈子
716
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:35,922
多幸福啊！
717
00:51:48,238 --> 00:51:50,206
看得见吗？ 看得见
718
00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:03,274
都淋湿了
719
00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:05,746
还好，给我
720
00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:11,725
哎约！天有不测风云，来了么一阵雨
721
00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,821
女朋友啊！
722
00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,195
看不出你每天孵纲路豆芽
723
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,631
局然让你找到皇家21响礼炮啊！
724
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:24,870
什么意思？
725
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:25,905
别听他胡说
726
00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,310
这是我室友-阿泰
727
00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:29,767
久仰大名
728
00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:31,536
一定是纲路上看过看吧！
729
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:35,351
不是，是女生宿舍厕所的墙上
730
00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:38,679
都是阿泰吃屎，阿泰去死的打油诗
731
00:52:40,223 --> 00:52:41,747
轻舞兄果然厉害
732
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,223
怪不得我们痞子
733
00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:44,893
会拜倒在你的石榴裙下
734
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,652
速配！速配！
735
00:52:49,432 --> 00:52:50,524
不打扰你们缠绵了
736
00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:52,031
我还要继续为民服务
737
00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:54,499
打虎去也，拜拜 拜拜
738
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:55,634
再见
739
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:06,406
给我的？
740
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,545
这是我们共同喜欢的旋律
741
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,783
你怎么有我尺码？
742
00:53:19,996 --> 00:53:21,122
根据目测
743
00:53:22,065 --> 00:53:24,533
你的身高在我视线仰角15度
744
00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:25,962
为165公分
745
00:53:26,836 --> 00:53:28,269
站在我旁边的时候
746
00:53:28,705 --> 00:53:30,673
比我胸前略超前2厘米
747
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:33,399
所以应该是中号尺码
748
00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:38,144
肩宽是麦当劳大门的四分之一
749
00:53:38,448 --> 00:53:40,916
腿长是桌面上15公分…
750
00:53:41,117 --> 00:53:43,950
你再痞，待会儿我不跟你去舞会了
751
00:53:48,124 --> 00:53:51,093
要不要穿这套衣服去参加舞会？
752
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,767
哇！好热闹喔！
753
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:08,706
好玩吧！
754
00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:12,443
坐那边
755
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:17,410
一起跳啊！来啊！
756
00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:19,548
那我们先去High了
757
00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,553
对不起，我不能跳快舞
758
00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:28,328
你请别人跳吧
759
00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:31,731
没关系，你是轻舞飞扬
760
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:35,997
本来就不适合跳这种激情的舞
761
00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:37,801
坐
762
00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:43,909
嗨，阿泰呢？没来啊！
763
00:54:44,648 --> 00:54:46,479
人来了，魂没来
764
00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:47,782
你的舞伴呢？
765
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,084
在那边
766
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:51,718
在哪里啊？
767
00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:54,751
另外的世界
768
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,553
你找到真爱了？
769
00:55:00,263 --> 00:55:01,594
真爱是不用找的
770
00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:41,060
来，咖啡
771
00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:44,266
不该这么麻烦的
772
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:46,864
没什么啦
773
00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:51,778
喝吧！
774
00:55:58,555 --> 00:55:59,647
好喝？
775
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:24,302
到老了还能这样，真是幸福
776
00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:28,468
一起变老，一起轻舞飞扬
777
00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:27,502
各位，让我们开始倒数计时
778
00:58:27,704 --> 00:58:28,636
迎接千禧年
779
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:29,862
请你们赶紧找到
780
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:31,437
跟你一起跨进新世纪的
781
00:58:31,774 --> 00:58:33,332
最亲蜜的人
782
00:58:33,743 --> 00:58:35,973
现在让我们开始
783
00:58:36,412 --> 00:58:44,877
1817161514131211
784
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:57,689
10987654321
785
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:47,445
欸，你知道香水的用法吗？
786
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:52,886
先擦一点在耳朵后面
787
00:59:53,122 --> 00:59:56,285
然后擦脖子后面和手腕上面
788
00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,484
这样你在举手投足之间
789
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,856
就跟别人有了第一次的亲蜜接触
790
01:00:01,397 --> 01:00:04,662
最后，是香水雨
791
01:00:25,488 --> 01:00:28,218
我们这样算不算甜蜜的日子
792
01:01:06,262 --> 01:01:07,354
你来试试啊！
793
01:01:43,032 --> 01:01:46,627
香水用完了，甜蜜的日子也该结束了
794
01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:49,263
痞子，我要上去睡觉了
795
01:01:49,739 --> 01:01:52,139
今天晚上三点十五分我不上线
796
01:01:52,408 --> 01:01:53,500
你也不准上线
797
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,506
为什么？
798
01:01:56,913 --> 01:01:59,780
让我们的美梦保存得更长久一些
799
01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:02,769
原来只想在黑暗中沉淀自己的思绪
800
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,741
仔细品味我们俩共同拥有的回忆
801
01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:12,740
没想到，在一片黑暗中只有孤寂
802
01:04:14,483 --> 01:04:17,475
痞子，你能体会我的孤单吗？
803
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:22,450
想带走一点跟你有关的东西
804
01:04:24,026 --> 01:04:25,357
然后呢…
805
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,087
我想带的带不走
806
01:04:28,764 --> 01:04:31,289
不该带的却甩不掉
807
01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:36,698
你能感受到我在一万尺的高空
808
01:04:36,939 --> 01:04:37,963
对你微笑吗
809
01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:42,704
也许今天的飞机爬不上一万尺
810
01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:46,714
因为我的心情很沉重
811
01:05:49,011 --> 01:05:52,071
我现在只能在公演的时候看见她
812
01:05:53,249 --> 01:05:55,740
每次见她只有忏悔
813
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:57,613
没有爱的勇气
814
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,481
她真成了我的圣母玛莉亚了
815
01:06:02,825 --> 01:06:04,884
那给你的圣母玛莉亚写封信啊！
816
01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:04,778
还在轻舞飞扬啊！
817
01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:07,510
发展到什么程度啦？
818
01:08:08,684 --> 01:08:09,878
是知音还是玩伴？
819
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:15,984
会不会换了个聊天室就把你给甩了
820
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:24,798
干嘛啊？
821
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:48,355
那你去把她找出来啊！
822
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:50,147
做错了总比错过了好
823
01:08:54,563 --> 01:08:55,461
哪位？
824
01:09:18,621 --> 01:09:19,588
怎么现在才来？
825
01:09:20,289 --> 01:09:22,723
纸跟笔，快点，我给你地址
826
01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:53,420
到老了还能这样，真是幸福
827
01:10:03,432 --> 01:10:07,391
小姐，请问有没有一位轻舞飞扬…
828
01:10:07,603 --> 01:10:08,592
住几号病房？
829
01:10:09,104 --> 01:10:10,230
轻舞飞扬
830
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:12,596
哪有这种名字的人？
831
01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:16,844
你是…痞子蔡吗？
832
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:22,915
我叫蔡崇，痞子蔡是我的纲上化名
833
01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:25,219
我是扬扬的妈妈
834
01:10:25,854 --> 01:10:30,450
扬扬生病的时候都在谈你
835
01:10:33,996 --> 01:10:35,156
她的病严重吗？
836
01:10:39,201 --> 01:10:41,465
这个病发作起来
837
01:10:41,804 --> 01:10:43,863
脸上，身上都是红斑
838
01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:49,302
吃药会有发胖的副作用
839
01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:52,344
女孩子那里受得了
840
01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:55,776
可是断了药就会更严重
841
01:10:57,219 --> 01:11:00,120
随时都有生命的危险
842
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:06,493
我…我都没有听她提过
843
01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:11,632
她恨这个遗传病
844
01:11:13,369 --> 01:11:17,237
在我身上是隐性，在她身上就…
845
01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:23,370
应该发在我身上的…
846
01:11:27,349 --> 01:11:29,010
她一定也恨我
847
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:34,647
不会的，她那么坚强，乐观
848
01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:39,859
她懂得用爱去看人生
849
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,191
谢谢你，蔡先生
850
01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:50,205
难怪扬扬说她找到了知音
851
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:56,139
等一下…请尽量惹她开心一点
852
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:42,523
你为什么要躲着我？
853
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,426
不要！不要你看我丑的样子
854
01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:47,987
谁说我是因为你美才来看你？
855
01:12:49,231 --> 01:12:53,497
我要看的是你的笑脸和你的勇气
856
01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:20,893
我不相信你会喜欢一个恐龙
857
01:13:21,163 --> 01:13:24,758
你不是恐龙，你是美丽的蝴蝶
858
01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:28,368
蝴蝶是不怕自己
859
01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,003
在毛毛虫的时候的样子
860
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,783
为什么你没有再上纲？
861
01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:48,780
我用化名上纲，没找到你
862
01:13:49,992 --> 01:13:51,960
我也是用化名上纲啊！
863
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:56,861
我们错过了
864
01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,061
所以我们一定要把握每一次的机会
865
01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,327
把心里的话告诉对方
866
01:14:07,509 --> 01:14:09,067
那你要告诉我什么？
867
01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,749
你真的好美
868
01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:38,432
她今天精神特别好，吵着要出院
869
01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:41,542
一定要让她开心
870
01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:45,137
MISS陈，给她打一针
871
01:14:45,347 --> 01:14:46,371
让她舒服一点
872
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,251
对不起，只能这样了
873
01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:51,108
祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐
874
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:55,141
生日快乐
875
01:15:59,988 --> 01:16:00,886
许个愿
876
01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:02,457
能实现吗？
877
01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,224
能
878
01:16:20,442 --> 01:16:25,038
你看，这是翠竹 象征着爱情
879
01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,278
每年夏天竹叶变黄的时候
880
01:16:29,484 --> 01:16:34,319
如果心爱的人在这里看见开的花
881
01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:38,558
就代表爱情是坚真永恒的
882
01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:43,488
当它们随风飘舞的时候，真是美极了
883
01:16:47,035 --> 01:16:50,163
看不出大情圣这么博学多闻
884
01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:57,202
别忘了，花开的时候让翠竹祝福我们
885
01:17:06,421 --> 01:17:09,083
好想能真的轻舞飞扬一次
886
01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:43,414
你会比胜利的手势吗？
887
01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:47,811
举高一点
888
01:19:00,102 --> 01:19:02,570
好香喔！香水雨！
889
01:19:12,681 --> 01:19:13,739
生日快乐
890
01:19:14,783 --> 01:19:17,115
我要送给你生生世世甜蜜的日子
891
01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:21,216
来
892
01:19:33,702 --> 01:19:34,794
太浪漫了！
893
01:19:35,203 --> 01:19:37,967
让我们的爱跟香水雨一起飘扬
894
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:44,841
长长久久，甜蜜绵绵
895
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:49,712
你到底花了多少钱
896
01:19:50,218 --> 01:19:51,549
买了多少瓶香水？
897
01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:55,989
九十九瓶！ 你是我唯一的爱
898
01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:59,924
我倾注了所有，给你一生一世的爱情
899
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:15,641
这样的疯狂，一生一次我就足够了
900
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:07,451
如果我还有一天的寿命
901
01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:10,356
那么我要做你的女友
902
01:21:11,433 --> 01:21:12,957
我还有一天的命吗？
903
01:21:14,336 --> 01:21:17,305
没有！所以很可惜
904
01:21:17,939 --> 01:21:20,567
我今生仍然不是你的女友
905
01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:23,867
如果我有翅膀
906
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,643
我要从天堂飞下来看你
907
01:21:28,183 --> 01:21:31,619
我有翅膀吗？ 没有！
908
01:21:32,587 --> 01:21:37,422
所以很遗憾，我从此无法再看到你
909
01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,852
如果把整个浴缸的水都倒出来
910
01:21:42,364 --> 01:21:44,958
也浇不熄我对你爱情的火焰
911
01:21:46,534 --> 01:21:49,162
整个浴缸的水全部倒得出来吗？
912
01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:57,044
可以！所以…是的，我爱你
913
01:22:16,631 --> 01:22:31,137
你还在轻舞飞扬吗？…
914
01:22:44,993 --> 01:22:48,224
你飞吧！我看见你了！
915
01:24:03,838 --> 01:24:05,567
你还记得香水的用法吗？
916
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,329
我能请你跳这首曲子吗？
917
01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:41,892
YES！我的青蛙王子！
918
01:26:59,814 --> 01:27:03,580
我轻轻的舞着，在静谥的天堂之中
919
01:27:05,253 --> 01:27:07,949
天使们投射过来异样的眼神
920
01:27:08,856 --> 01:27:11,324
诧异也好，欣赏也罢
921
01:27:12,026 --> 01:27:14,119
并不曾使我的脚步凌乱
922
01:27:15,263 --> 01:27:18,926
因为使我飞扬的不是天使们的目光
923
01:27:19,634 --> 01:27:22,535
而是我的青蛙王子
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