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Bye, honey.

Drive safe.

Have fun with the boys.

And don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Bye.

Finally.

I got the house to myself and it's been so long.

What am I going to do with myself?

I'm sure I'm up with a few ideas.

Not sure.

I mean, there's no rules now.

Andrew's gone and I'm by myself.

Hello, my friend.

It's been such a long time.

I mean, a long time.

Whatever.

I think it's been six months.

You miss me?

I'm sure you have.

I'm talking in third person.

This is how desperate I am.

Oh, you've been a bad boy, haven't you?

Mama's missed you.

Now that we're more acquainted.

Aw, Shelly.

I forgot how you were. Been that long.

Yeah, this is going to be an excellent trip.

Nah, it's a whole weekend to ourselves.

Fucking snowboarding.

Yeah.

Nah, I just got to pick up Andrew real quick. I'm here at his house.

We'll talk to you later, alright man?

Alright, bye.

Andrew?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was looking for Andrew.

Andrew? Andrew left with his friends an hour ago. Where were you?

I was supposed to pick him up. I was late.

I'm sorry.

Late? Really?

Oh, come on.

Can you just, like, turn around or something? I don't know.

I'm kind of undisclosed. Okay?

Okay? Yeah.

Seriously.

Yeah.

Sorry. I really just came here to pick him up.

I didn't mean to interrupt.

But he's not here. He's gone.

He went bye -bye.

Yeah? Yeah.

So, um, uh, we... What are you planning?

Well, I was just going to meet up with him at the cabin.

You've been over before, haven't you?

Um... Andrew and a couple of friends. I think I've seen you before.

Yeah, I mean, I've been around a couple times.

A couple times, huh?

We haven't really... I'm Quentin.

But... Why don't you come with me out?

You sure? I mean... There's nobody waiting out there for you.

And you're left with his friends.

I'm kind of lonely.

Oh, alright.

I won't fight.

Come on.

Much better.

Are you warm?

Yeah. I'm warm.

Good.

Oh, Nick Fires.

Oh, call me Sia.

All my friends do.

Nick Fires is so official.

Oh, is that a thumb or is that your dick?

It's quite big.

You're a big boy now, aren't you?

Yeah. Again.

Tear, sorry.

You make me feel like a naughty girl like I used to be.

You're nice and hot -headed.

You're very welcoming.

I mean, I told you I don't like it.

Man that raps is driving me crazy.

Still want to hang out with the boys?

I think I like this better. I thought so.

Yeah.

It's so hot.

What were you about to say?

It's so hot.

Okay, I thought you were going to say mid -fire.

I thought I told you Tia.

Oh, sorry Tia. Uh -huh, much better.

Can I taste you?

Yes,

you may.

Oh my

god.

Yes, keep teasing yourself.

I don't want to give you time to think about it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, here we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, boy.

You are definitely not a warrior, actually. You're a man now.

So... Don't tell Andrew, okay? Yeah, it's our secret.

Yeah, totally. Yeah.

And if you keep forgetting to go on trips, this could be like a regular

you know?

Definitely. Yeah.

I was actually having a long time.

Do you mind?

Oh, yeah. I guess I don't mind.

Yeah.

I'm sure they're waiting up in the mountains, so... Yeah, I think we'll go.

See you then. Bye.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.