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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,360 On our watch. 2 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:09,440 This is going to be cool. 3 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,300 Yeah. 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,320 Morning wood. 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,680 I saw a dog with morning wood once. 6 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:22,800 So, like, when you say you saw a dog with morning wood, do you mean, like, 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,260 had a wood drill or the dog did? 8 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:28,180 We both did, I think. 9 00:00:30,100 --> 00:00:31,100 Check this out. 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,400 Do you have any horses? 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,660 No, we only have wild animals here. 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,500 How about, like, really big dog? 13 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,000 Wild animals only. 14 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,860 So, like, do you have any woodpecker? 15 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:57,400 Woodpecker. Why don't you kids go annoy the animals or something? 16 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:11,669 Paladin chain? 17 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:12,790 Uh, yeah. 18 00:01:13,130 --> 00:01:15,010 Wow. Boy, they sure look different. 19 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:20,190 Uh, maybe it's because I had to, like, you know, clean themselves up, you know, 20 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:21,190 because it's a slow song. 21 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:23,330 Yeah, I'll buy that. 22 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:31,410 You remember that time we went to the circus and we saw that clown? 23 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:35,890 And then I, like, pulled down my pants. Whoa, check it out. I just saw a nipple, 24 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:36,910 but it looked... Where? 25 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:40,050 It was like right at the end of a boob. 26 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,190 Beavis, that's just a puppet nipple. 27 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,330 No, it wasn't. What do you mean? 28 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:49,390 That's just like a chick made out of clay, Beavis. 29 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,630 Yeah, 30 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:53,250 but she had a nipple on it. 31 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:58,610 Beavis, I could go get some clay now and make a boob with a nipple on it. So 32 00:01:58,610 --> 00:01:59,610 what? 33 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,650 Wait a minute. Do you have some clay? 34 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:04,970 No. 35 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:12,450 Next time they have those clay projects in school, I'm going to make a big boo. 36 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,510 Maybe a butt, too. 37 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:16,770 Yeah. 38 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:19,470 Last time you just made an ashtray. 39 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:21,910 It's fucked. 40 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,610 Oh, yeah. 41 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:26,530 Well, you made a baseball. 42 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:27,950 Oh, yeah. 43 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:31,750 Then the teacher called me a lazy turd. 44 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:33,910 So then you made that. 45 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:35,850 Yeah. 46 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:37,710 But not out of clay. 47 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,470 Which is so long that the elephant uses it to feed himself. 48 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:49,470 That would be cool. 49 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:50,870 Yeah. 50 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,290 But I don't see it. Where is it? 51 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:54,530 Where? 52 00:02:54,770 --> 00:02:57,570 His nose is, like, in the way. 53 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:00,190 Are there any questions back there? 54 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,490 Yeah, yeah. 55 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,380 Who has the biggest, uh, you know, thingies? 56 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,920 Uh, what do you mean? 57 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,280 He means, like, which animals have the biggest thingies? 58 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,080 Oh, yeah, that too. 59 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:21,560 Well, I suppose it depends on what you mean by thingies. 60 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,880 Giraffes do have very long necks. 61 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,480 Unfortunately, our giraffe is laid up with a pulled groin muscle. 62 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,520 She's a little long. 63 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:36,680 Well, next on our tour is a gorilla. 64 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:42,880 This animal's natural habitat is the jungles of Central Africa, and his diet 65 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:48,260 includes... When he's bad or something, do you ever, like, have to spank your 66 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,260 monkey? 67 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:54,720 No, we don't permit any violence towards any of our animals. 68 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,840 As I was saying, the gorilla's diet includes... Because Beavis would be 69 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,840 spank his monkey. 70 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:02,790 Shut up, Dillweed. 71 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:10,910 Gentlemen, if you can't behave yourselves, I'll have to ask you to 72 00:04:10,910 --> 00:04:13,930 tour. Uh, okay. Yeah, okay. 73 00:04:15,030 --> 00:04:16,029 No problem. 74 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:23,390 The female zebra's reluctance to mate is difficult to comprehend, since the male 75 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:27,490 of the species is extremely well endowed, as you can see. 76 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:28,770 Whoa. 77 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:30,890 Tours suck. 78 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,200 Yeah. 79 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,580 They never talk about anything cool. 80 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:41,000 Coming up next, Butthead helps an old lady across Snake River Canyon. 81 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:43,780 Stay tuned. 82 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,100 All these animals must have been, like, sprayed or something. 83 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:53,680 Yeah, yeah. And someone, like, cut their wieners off. And their dads, too. 84 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,660 This move sucks. 85 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,280 Let's get out of here. 86 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,230 Yeah, really. 87 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,250 Whoa. 88 00:05:06,870 --> 00:05:07,870 Snakes. 89 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:09,610 Yeah, cool. 90 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,930 Whoa, are they going to show a movie? 91 00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:19,890 We're in the snake home, fart knocker. 92 00:05:20,890 --> 00:05:23,070 They have to keep it dark because of the snakes. 93 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,950 It, like, makes them scarier or something. Oh, yeah. 94 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:32,330 Cool. There's, like, snakes everywhere. 95 00:05:33,770 --> 00:05:34,770 Yeah. 96 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:39,450 You know, I bet, like, lots of chicks get real, uh, excited in this place. 97 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:44,650 Especially if a snake, like, escapes from its cage or something. 98 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:50,470 Yeah. They get all excited and go, snake, snake, snake! 99 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,310 Did he say snake? Escape. 100 00:05:52,930 --> 00:05:56,270 Escape, snake. Oh, my God. Where? Help! Help! Snake! 101 00:06:10,180 --> 00:06:11,640 We're gonna die. 102 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,540 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 103 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:19,280 That old dude gets a pretty good sound out of that banjo. 104 00:06:19,820 --> 00:06:20,860 You rock. 105 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:22,580 Uh, 106 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,340 is this Skinner? 107 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:28,580 No, wait. 108 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:30,460 Hey, buddy, that's that guy from that Ozzy video. 109 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,280 Uh, what Ozzy video? 110 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,840 Uh, it's that Ozzy video with that chick. 111 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,080 Oh, yeah. 112 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:41,320 That one. You know, that one, um, the one with that chick, like, that's, like, 113 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:42,940 drowning in all those, uh, tears? 114 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,940 Mm -hmm. And, like, you know, he's got that guitar and he goes... Remember 115 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,700 that? 116 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,960 Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:54,040 That was cool. 118 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:06,250 That old dude should start his own band. 119 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:10,410 Yeah, yeah. It's like they could rock out, and it's like they could go 120 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:12,090 Yeah. 121 00:07:13,230 --> 00:07:14,230 Fishing is cool. 122 00:07:14,910 --> 00:07:15,910 Yeah, yeah. 123 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:18,370 I like going fishing with worms. 124 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:22,650 It's like you take the worm, and you put that worm blower in it, and it'll blow 125 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:23,650 up its butt. 126 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:25,110 What are you talking about, Viva? 127 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:27,930 You know, you got like a little pump, and you stick them up the worm's butt. 128 00:07:27,930 --> 00:07:28,930 know what I'm talking about. 129 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:31,270 No, I don't, Beaver. 130 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,350 Yeah, like, it makes them float or something. 131 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:36,530 Oh, yeah! 132 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:38,350 Yeah, yeah! 133 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:40,130 What was in your mind? 134 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:44,770 Uh... There's a snake! There's a snake! There's a snake! We're gonna die! 135 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:46,990 We're gonna die! 136 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:53,130 I got him! 137 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:55,390 Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. 138 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,270 I got him! I got him! 139 00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:59,070 Don't let go, Beaver. 140 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,080 Yeah, yeah, I got him good. 141 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,120 He's not that big. 142 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,600 Yeah. 143 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,260 He's a pretty small snake. 144 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:08,680 Help! 145 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,080 Snake! 146 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:11,960 Hit the lights! 147 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,580 Quick, turn on the lights! 148 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,120 What the hell? 149 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,940 I thought you had him, dumbass. 150 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,160 You said you had him. 151 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,640 Uh, 152 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:25,280 I think he, like, escaped or something. 153 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,800 Yeah, yeah, he got away. We had him, though. 154 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,250 It's a Flintstone. 155 00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:48,130 Pleased to make your acquaintance. Please say hello to my butt. 156 00:08:48,910 --> 00:08:49,910 Yeah. 157 00:08:50,410 --> 00:08:51,790 My butt rocks. 158 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:53,770 My rock butt. 159 00:08:58,610 --> 00:09:00,110 This isn't a Flintstone. 160 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:05,750 This is Roseanne. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's Roseanne. That was Buttfan. 161 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:07,930 Oh, yeah. 162 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:11,930 Hey, Buttit. Is this what the Stone Age was really like? 163 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:15,020 No, it was more like Jurassic Park. 164 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,540 Yeah, the special effects were better back then. 165 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:24,180 It was like intact, intact, intact, intact, intact, intact. 166 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:25,820 Yeah. 167 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:27,720 Fuck, that's what I'm trying to say. 168 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,560 Yeah. 169 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,560 If these were real cavemen, they'd, like, have long hair and beards and 170 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,020 be, like, sniffing each other's butts and, like, beating each other up with 171 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,420 rocks and, like, pulling women around by their hair. 172 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:41,660 Really? 173 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:45,450 Hey, buddy, I bet my Uncle Louie's a caveman. Oh, yeah. 174 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:49,190 Do cavemen, like, have cars up on blocks on their front lawn? 175 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:51,570 Uh, I think so. 176 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:55,150 Yeah, yeah, that's him. He's a caveman. Yeah, I know that. 11827