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* *
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Mmm.
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Babe, you did your thing
with this pot roast.
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-Yeah, Mom.
-Aw. Thank you,
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but as usual, I made too much.
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Well, Miss Tina,
if you don't mind,
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I'd be happy to take
the rest of this to the shelter.
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-That is so sweet.
-Yeah.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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And, uh, which shelter
are you taking it to?
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The Cresthaven men's shelter.
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-Oh.
-That's his apartment, Tina.
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Uh-- mm-mm.
Malcolm, you know the rules.
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No phones at the dinner table.
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I'm sorry, Mama. I'm just,
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I'm waiting on a work email.
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-Oh.
-Yep, that's right, son.
Family first.
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Hell yeah!
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"Hell yeah" what?
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"Hell yeah" family first.
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-That's right.
-Mm-hmm.
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That's right.
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Mama, Daddy's watching
the basketball game.
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-Wow.
-What?
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- You got to be kidding me.
- Baby...
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See, that's why
Malcolm's my favorite.
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And that's why I snitched.
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Malcolm, why are you getting
work emails at 7:00 at night?
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Because the emails are coming
from Dubai tomorrow morning.
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-Who's in Dubai?
-Mercedes.
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The, um, real housewife
that I'm ghostwriting for.
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She's celebrating
her divorce in Dubai,
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so the whole cast is there.
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She's divorcing Garnett already?
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He-he was her soulmate.
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Oh, my God,
this season is gonna be so good.
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Well, apparently my book
is not going to be good.
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I'm getting all these notes
from her people
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saying that I'm not
"capturing her voice."
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Ah. Well, here's an idea.
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Watch her damn show.
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Why? I already watched, like,
a hundred viral clips.
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-Mm.
-All it is
is a bunch of rich women
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who don't do anything, Ma.
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Just brunch and Pilates,
brunch and Pilates.
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No, I'm not ghostwriting
her autobiography.
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It's a romance novel.
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Malcolm, you have to watch
her show to get her essence.
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She has layers.
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All right, fine.
I will watch the show.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Amen. Amen.
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Calvin.
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Give me the damn phone.
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Oh...
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That-that's my phone.
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Cal-Calvin,
you-you got to get it back.
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I'm in the doghouse, Trey.
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Did you see where she put it?
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It's gonna be at least a week
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before I get anything
out of there.
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood. *
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*
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Hey, honey.
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Uh, can't help noticing
you have a dogsled.
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Yes, I do, Dave.
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Remember that
silent auction at school
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where I asked you to start
the bidding on a few things
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to get people excited?
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Well, it didn't get them
so excited,
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so... here we are.
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I do remember. You know...
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...this is from the movie
Snow Dogs.
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Signed by Cuba Gooding Jr.
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Can't believe it went
for the minimum bid.
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Oh, not just that. We also got
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a hot air balloon ride in Ojai,
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a full-body skin cancer check...
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Ooh, this one
might actually be fun.
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A four-person box
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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Box seats. I've always wanted
to know what it would feel like
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to sit in the lap of luxury.
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What-what is it? Ooh, I hope
it's a Grease sing-along.
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You could be Sandy,
I could be Rizzo.
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Why wouldn't you be Danny?
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I don't know,
Rizzo speaks to me.
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Okay.
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Well, it's not Grease, it is
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"Tchaikovsky Under the Stars."
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Oh.
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Well, he's good, I guess.
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We're always saying
that we want to see
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-more classical music.
-We do.
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And it's free.
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I-I mean, it was $350,
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but we already spent it,
so now it's free.
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Dave? Is that a dogsled?
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Ooh. It's not just any dogsled.
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Perhaps you remember
the movie Snow Dogs?
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Oh, yeah, the one
with the Saint Bernard.
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The... No, that's Beethoven.
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Is that the big red dog?
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That's Clifford the Big Red Dog.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Well, Gemma's school
had a silent auction.
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Got a pretty sweet haul.
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Including a box
at the Hollywood Bowl.
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-Oh, now, that's cool.
-Isn't it? I mean,
it's Tchaikovsky.
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Otherwise, we would have
invited you and Tina.
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"Otherwise"?
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What do you mean, "otherwise"?
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Well, it's Tchaikovsky.
It's classical.
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Yeah, I know who Tchaikovsky is.
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Oh. Well, I just, I didn't think
that was your thing.
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Oh, not our thing?
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What, because Tina and I
are too uncultured
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to like classical music?
Is that it, Dave?
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No, no. No, look,
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I-I just had always
thought of you
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as more of a-a jazz, soul...
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L'il Side Baby type of guy.
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Oh, okay, okay, now I get it.
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Thanks for clarifying.
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What, do you just picture me
standing over a trash can fire
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warming my hands
singing doo-wop?
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* Doo woo... *
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No, come on.
Calvin, I didn't say that.
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Well, you didn't have to.
Eh, a lowbrow like me
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couldn't possibly appreciate
classical music
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the way a sophisticate
like you does.
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Ha. I got it.
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Calvin, I didn't mean it
like that.
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You know what? Why don't
you and Tina come with us?
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You know what? We will.
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Great.
Looking forward to a night
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of Tchaikovsky.
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Oh, yeah.
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Tina, do you want
to hear the crap
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that just came out
of Dave's mouth?
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Is this about black spatulas
being toxic again?
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I am not replacing
all my spatulas.
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No.
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Dave got tickets
to the Hollywood Bowl,
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but didn't invite us
because he assumed
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that we don't like
classical music.
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How ignorant is that?
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Hey, do you want to hear
something crazy?
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Calvin wants to go
to that concert with us.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know,
you think you somebody.
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Turns out,
he loves classical music.
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I hate classical music.
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Then why are we going?
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Because he assumes
that we don't want to go.
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I mean, Dave thinks
he's more cultured than us
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because he likes music
with a clarinet
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and that big-ass violin.
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Cellos?
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No, babe, you know,
the-the violin.
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The big one,
they put it on the floor.
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With-with the pointy leg.
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You know...
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That's definitely a cello.
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Good. Good, good.
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You know what? I can't wait
to let his ass know I know that.
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Oh, well, it'll be fun
to have them along.
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Remember, we always talked about
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going to see
more classical music.
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Yeah, and yet you notice
we never actually went?
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Look, truth is
I'm not into that stuff.
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You know, my mom used to
make me go, but only because
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her special friend Steve
played the French horn.
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So just give them
all four tickets.
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And let Calvin think
that I'm some sort of bumpkin?
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No way. We have to go.
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We have to go, Tina.
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-Why?
-To make a point.
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Just because we don't happen
to like classical music
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doesn't mean that we aren't
classical music people.
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That's exactly what it means.
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Wow.
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-Whose side are you on?
-What?
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* *
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So you and Calvin will bring
sandwiches to the concert,
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and Dave will bring
a charcuterie board.
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Oh. Is Dave going to do
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all those weird origami things
with the cold cuts?
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He sure is. You know Dave
loves his meat flowers.
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-Tina.
-Yeah?
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Brought back your Tupperware.
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Hey, any chance
you made lasagna last night?
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Get away from me.
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I'll just put these
on the table.
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Okay, so let's talk wine.
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Mm. Well, we'll be at the Bowl
for like three hours.
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How many bottles
should we bring?
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For classical music? A case.
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What?
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It's not gonna be that bad.
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- Mm.
- Look, if you want to have
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a good time at something boring,
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my extensive research suggests
you should take gummies.
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Gummies, huh?
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Well, it's an idea.
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But... should we?
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-I mean, we have to.
-We can't.
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-It's fine.
-But we could.
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-We'll have wine, too.
-I don't know.
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Let's go.
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Look... look, I'm telling you,
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it's gotten me through
a lot of things
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that I didn't want to go to.
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Oh. Gemma, we are doing it.
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We're so bad.
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Trey, do you know any dealers?
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Dealers? This is California.
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There's five weed shops
on Marengo.
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Hey, look.
Tell them Trey sent you,
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you'll get ten dollars off.
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Which one?
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Any one of them.
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* *
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Oh, good news.
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The tickets came
with a parking pass.
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Uh, just so you know,
it is stacked.
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-So?
-I'm just saying, if you want
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to leave the concert early,
you won't be able to.
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Are you saying that you want
to leave early, Dave?
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No, no, no.
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No, not me. Don't be silly.
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I can't get enough Tchaikovsky.
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Oh. Me, either.
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Did you know
that he died of cholera
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nine days after the premiere
of his Sixth Symphony?
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-Oh, yeah, no. I-I knew that.
-Yeah, it was, uh, 18, uh, 93.
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Nine, nine, nine, nine... 93.
Yeah, that's the year he died.
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-Yeah, I'm-a pop my gummy now.
-Oh, God, yes.
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Be cool, be cool, be cool.
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Dave's a narc.
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Oh. Oh, God.
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That nagging cough is back.
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Excuse me while I cough.
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That's better.
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-Smooth. Real smooth.
-Mm. I know.
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*
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All right. Here it is.
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The Trophy Divas of Brentwood.
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Oh, my God,
there's five seasons.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, where do you want to start?
255
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,191
I don't really think
it matters, Marty.
256
00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,626
How about this one? Look.
257
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,361
"Three Facelifts and a Funeral."
258
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,196
What's that even mean?
259
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,364
Hey.
260
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,565
-Hey.
-Hey.
261
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,734
I found it.
262
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,636
Mercedes' personal brand
of rosé.
263
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:10,904
And it's the good stuff.
264
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,206
Two bottles for nine dollars.
265
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,477
Previously on
Trophy Divas of Brentwood...
266
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,946
Don't you ever talk about
267
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,214
my husband,
you bi--
268
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,951
You mean the husband I saw at
the Rooster House last night?
269
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,319
Stop filming! I want a producer!
270
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,388
I need a producer!
271
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,024
Oh, my God, d-did that woman
just take her wig off
272
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,692
and throw it in Mercedes' soup?
273
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,194
Okay, okay, I...
274
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,029
I think we need to start
from the previous episode
275
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,331
so we can see
how we got to wig in soup.
276
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,000
-Yeah.
-Okay.
277
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,835
* *
278
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,137
Calvin, please.
279
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,172
What? I'm hungry.
280
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,573
Well, let me take a picture
281
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,441
of my charcuterie art
for my Insta first.
282
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,743
Oh, oh, wait, wait.
283
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,746
I got to put my biscotti
assortment up there.
284
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,117
What's that look for, Dave?
285
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,787
You thought I'd bring a common
cookie to a philharmonic?
286
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,022
How gauche.
287
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:06,593
Okay, well, for the record,
I, too, love biscotti.
288
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:10,831
And I can't wait
to hear the cello.
289
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,802
Who brought the black tongs?
290
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,504
Well, congratulations.
291
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,472
The platter is now contaminated.
292
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,811
It's Mr. Ryan,
the teacher from our school.
293
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,447
-So?
-So? I'm high as a kite.
294
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,550
Well, you...
you weren't just a second ago.
295
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,786
Well, these things
really kick in fast.
296
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,555
Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down, okay, Gemma?
297
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,224
-Okay.
-It's just in your head.
298
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,692
-I'm cool. I am cool.
-Be cool.
299
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,061
Okay.
300
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,131
I'm just gonna look this way
the whole concert.
301
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,168
Wow. Principal Johnson, Tina.
302
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,937
Small world.
303
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,905
Hello, Mr. Ryan.
304
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:55,475
So lovely to see you
under the stars.
305
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,847
Are you also here
for the concert?
306
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,916
Aren't we all?
307
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,621
-You good?
-I-I sure am.
308
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,760
He knows.
309
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,773
I got to say,
310
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,275
that episode was a'ight.
311
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,343
-Yes, it was. Yeah.
-Yeah, but Mercedes was wrong
312
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,511
for getting on the ATV
313
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,679
-with London's man.
-Yeah.
314
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,447
But Sienna tried to warn her.
315
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,682
Yeah, but she's not gonna
listen to Sienna
316
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,851
after that fight with Savannah.
317
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,887
Why is every woman on this show
318
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,654
named after a city or a car?
319
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,025
All right, you know what?
320
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,626
I'm glad we did that.
321
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,395
I think I'm starting
to get a better sense
322
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,662
-of her personality.
-Yeah.
323
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,931
So, Laker game?
324
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,265
Hell yeah.
325
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,934
Let's go.
326
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,514
I wonder what's gonna happen
on Tahoe's yacht.
327
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,182
It's not gonna be good.
328
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,885
Especially after
Sienna said her neck
329
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,553
had more lines
than notebook paper.
330
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,588
And you know Tahoe's
got them hands.
331
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,357
-Yeah.
-Well, I mean, look.
332
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,160
The Lakers are already up
by four in the second quarter.
333
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,794
We know how this is gonna end.
334
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,364
What we don't know is what's
gonna happen on that yacht.
335
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,000
-Turn it back!
-Come on.
336
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,701
One more episode.
337
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,204
-Somebody going overboard.
-Yeah, somebody dying today.
338
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,206
-Rosé me.
-Let's go.
339
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,647
Mr. Ryan is going
to tell everybody.
340
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,049
I'm done.
341
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,616
I'm gonna be on Dateline.
342
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,318
It was a night of music
343
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,821
that turned into a nightmare
of drug-fueled mayhem
344
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,890
for the pretty principal.
345
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,759
Gemma!
346
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,196
Don't nobody know your ass.
347
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,234
And besides, gummies are legal.
348
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,036
Shh!
349
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,238
You shush!
350
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,576
You're killing my vibe.
351
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,680
Calvin, what is wrong
with our wives?
352
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,748
Whoo!
353
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,584
Oh, I'm starving.
354
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,787
Oh, pepperoni flower!
355
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,956
Oh, my God.
356
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,891
Oh, oh. These cheese cubes,
357
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,693
they-they look just like dice.
358
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,795
Come on now.
359
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,131
Baby need a new pair of shoes.
360
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,370
Did she just throw cheese at me?
361
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,540
Calvin, if I didn't know better,
362
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,175
I would say that they were high.
363
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,443
Calvin?
364
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,644
Calvin.
365
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,946
What, Dave?
I'm in the zone here.
366
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,982
Do you have an earbud in?
367
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,583
Hey.
368
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,851
Give me that.
369
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,321
-Oh.
-The Lakers game?
370
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,091
Dave, you put my earbud
in your ear?
371
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,126
That's nasty.
372
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,360
Tina,
373
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,661
you got a Wet-Nap?
374
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,796
"Tina, you got a Wet-Nap?"
375
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,833
-Tina. You hear that?
-Huh?
376
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,501
Every time I talk,
377
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,637
I hear somebody saying
what I'm saying,
378
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,606
and she sounds just like me.
379
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,477
You know, Dave,
if I didn't know better,
380
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,547
I would think
our wives are high as hell.
381
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,849
That is what I was trying
to tell you.
382
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,251
This is great.
383
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,019
They're stoned
and you're not even listening
384
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,987
to this boring funeral music.
385
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,356
Boring?
386
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,490
So you don't like it?
387
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,125
No. And neither do you.
388
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,693
You know, if you didn't like it,
why didn't you just tell me?
389
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,596
Well, that's because you assumed
I didn't like it.
390
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,165
And you don't.
391
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,599
But it's not because
I couldn't like it.
392
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,000
I like sophisticated stuff.
393
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,702
I like biscotti.
394
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,371
Uh, you do?
395
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,739
No, they hard as hell.
396
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,907
Whatever.
397
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,110
You know what,
here's your earbud back.
398
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,312
I'm not putting this back
in my ear.
399
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,013
It's got your wax on it.
400
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,052
And now, thanks to you,
all I got to do is just sit here
401
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,453
and listen to this.
402
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,356
I'm sorry, but will you guys
please quiet down?
403
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,825
We'll do you one better, Scott.
We're gonna leave.
404
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,727
-We're leaving. We are leaving.
-Oh, God, yes. Yes.
-Oh, please.
405
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,063
We're in stacked parking!
Nobody's going anywhere.
406
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,931
Cheech, Chong, sit down.
407
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:14,834
Now Mr. Ryan definitely knows.
408
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,436
-RYAN and CALVIN and DAVE:
Everybody knows!
-Ah!
409
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,039
* *
410
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,377
I got to say,
411
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,713
Mama was right.
412
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,915
Mercedes does have layers.
413
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,050
You know, in a weird way,
I admire her resilience
414
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,652
-and her honesty.
-Yeah.
415
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,421
Okay, am I the only one
416
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,656
that got teary-eyed
when she sang "Hallelujah"
417
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,391
at her Frenchie's funeral?
418
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,361
No, you were not.
419
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,629
Pepper went way too soon.
420
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,597
Oh, Lord.
421
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,032
All right.
422
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,367
You know what?
423
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,868
I think I am ready
to write for her now.
424
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,670
-I can definitely hear
her voice.
-Oh.
425
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,140
And when she's not screaming
and throwing things,
426
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,342
she's actually
pretty interesting.
427
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,577
And sent. Ha-ha.
428
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,878
Sent what?
429
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,414
I just sent Savannah a DM
on Instagram.
430
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,383
What?
431
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,685
She just found out
that her husband is gay
432
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,886
at a dog funeral.
433
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,421
I got a shot.
434
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,224
-That is true. Yeah.
-You're not wrong.
435
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,659
It's-it's a long shot...
436
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,107
Calvin, you okay?
437
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,742
I'm fine.
438
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,045
Are you high, too?
439
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,449
No, Dave,
I'm just listening to the music.
440
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,152
You actually like this?
441
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,188
It's actually
the most beautiful thing
442
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,689
I've ever heard in my life.
443
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,090
Really?
444
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,392
Okay, well,
445
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,693
I guess I underestimated you.
446
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,362
You know, your ignorance
is astounding.
447
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,400
-Calvin, I'm sorry. I had no--
-Shh!
448
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,668
* *
449
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,813
Yeah, baby!
450
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,115
* *
451
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,746
Can we talk about the dinner
party with the psychic?
452
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,514
-Oh. Insane.
-That was the best.
453
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,650
Oh, Madame Rosa was uncanny.
454
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,018
-Yes.
-Now, look,
I'm a man of science,
455
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,820
but Barcelona should've listened
when she predicted
456
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,356
-Clay would cheat on her.
-Right, right.
-Oh.
457
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,990
With her accountability coach?
458
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,325
That part. That part.
459
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,593
See?
460
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,262
-I knew you guys would love it.
-Yeah.
461
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,829
Ooh. Speaking of which,
462
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,498
you know, the reunion show
just dropped.
463
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,667
You want to pop the rest
of these bad boys and watch it?
464
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,969
-Heck yeah. We are so bad.
-Hey.
465
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,505
Wait for it.
466
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,407
*
467
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,687
Ah.
468
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,657
Gets me every time.
469
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,860
I'm sorry, Calvin. You know,
470
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,996
I should've
never musically profiled you.
471
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,732
Well, I'm not surprised.
472
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,601
Calvin has always appreciated
473
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,636
exquisite beauty.
474
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,471
- Obviously.
- Mm.
475
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,072
That's right.
476
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,975
Hey, you think I can get
Trey's, uh, phone back?
477
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,444
Aw, I gave it back.
478
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,545
But, uh,
479
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,979
you could fish around in there
480
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,247
and see what else you can find.
481
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,387
-Why?! Why?!
-Let's go, man.
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