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I'm taking Joy home, but I'm not giving
you the book. You don't have the right

to do this just because it frightens
you.

It should frighten you too.

If you

just want to farm clicks and call it
journalism,

go ahead, do it. After all this time in
hiding, Iris, why come forward now?

I need to leave behind a record of what
happened and why.

And see some breakfast.

Charlie mustn't wake.

I can't believe we did it.

I keep thinking it's a trick. I keep
thinking I'm going to look down, be in

underpants, and then I'll wake up and
it'll be last Wednesday and everything

will all still be shit.

Okay, let's get this bit over with.

This is the password?

Yeah, technically, I think it's called
an activation sequence.

Once it's decoded... It's extraordinary,
isn't it, really? All this for one line

of characters in the diary of a feeding
great bedlamite.

But it's a bit more than that, isn't it?
Or none of us would be here.

You know, you're absolutely right.

And I should say, Cameron, this was very
nicely played.

Well, it's all down to joy, really.

I can't tell you what this means. To me,
my chairperson, the entire executive,

really. It means apologise to Joy for
being a bell -end, is what it means.

Cameron, when do you arrive?

Well, I think Joy's hungry. We might
stop off for breakfast.

Oh, OK.

Well, let me know when you're posted,
all right?

And Cameron, thank you again.

Done.

Here comes that day.

Here comes the rain on your

head. There's a price to pay for

a life of insincerity.

And you pretend that it doesn't matter.

And that you're not yet.

Oh, dear.

Come that day.

Oh, dear. Come that rain on your face.

I suppose what happened is, a few days
ago, I was basically kidnapped.

I spoke to Cameron.

He took us to this massive base.

There was a policeman.

He was quite badly beaten.

I don't know his name.

Badly beaten by who?

I think they were technically
detectives.

Where is she?

Should go there.

oldest cave paintings in the world are
of a pig.

No.

35 ,000 years later and we are still
drawing pigs on walls.

It's like we've got this species level
compulsion to store data.

Right. Are you okay?

Like I mean Marco and Reversa forever.

Except they knew it wasn't forever,
right? Otherwise why bother writing it

What they were actually saying was Marco
and Roberta for not so long.

Marco and Roberta for one summer.

Or until Marco crashes his car into a
tree and Roberta breaks his heart and

leaves.

Which means Marco and Roberta were
actually here.

They existed in this moment in time.
Because if they didn't preserve it, it

would be carried downstream into
infinity.

Until it is gone forever.

That's the bleakest thing I ever heard.

And I've got the early Cure albums.

They made a record of an event that
nobody would have known about otherwise.

That's not bleak.

That's journalism.

You see?

That is actually... Yeah.

Yeah, I can see that. That makes sense,
actually.

Good.

Because it is time to make your mark.

Two seconds to midnight.

Get the truth out there.

About Cameron, about Jensen, Charlie Big
Potatoes, about the people who died for

it and you killed for it.

Including you. Including me. The whole
truth. Scorched earth.

Upload it to your channel.

Get famous.

Write a book and let someone else talk
Cameron.

Police, intelligence services, whoever.

What about you?

I don't matter. I'm not having that. Of
course you do.

Listen, what these people are doing is
next level dangerous.

Okay, and they need to be stopped. And
I'm not going to be the one who does it.

Not anymore.

But it's down to you now.

I failed.

But you, imagine.

Alfie was here.

Yeah.

I'm trying to pull.

How long's this gonna take?

This is the bacterium the password's
coded against.

Five million base pairs in a sequence.

We don't know the starting point, so we
need to brute force it.

Good estimate.

Mean it.

How's that?

Except it's a two -level code.

Meaning? We need to decipher the top
level first.

Work out what all the circles and
squiggles signify.

And how long will that take?

Hours. Days.

Weeks? Who knows?

Fine.

I think I'll take Professor Lind for
some fresh air.

Maybe that will help.

What?

Hello, you fucking abomination.

What?

She thought you'd be a vegetarian.

Why? You look like a vegetarian.

Why? Because you're wearing vegetarian
trousers.

Not too stupid.

Is it her?

Are you going to answer it?

Don't know.

You're right, I should.

Hello, Iris.

Just a second.

You should eat.

I feel a bit sick now, actually.

You chose a side, not a coin you can
unflip.

Sorry about that.

Can you hear me okay?

Well, you sound like a prick, so I can
hear you fine.

How are you? You don't sound like
yourself.

Oh, no, this is definitely me.

There's no getting away from that,
actually.

How's Joy?

Oh, she's really good.

She's having breakfast in an auto grill.

Well, that sounds nice and normal.

I actually miss a bit of normal. Me too.

You can't beat a bit of normal.

For what it's worth, I do wish things
had worked out differently.

Well, it's a big universe.

Somewhere it did. Yeah, look it up. All
those realities and we get ourselves

stuck in this one.

Listen, the reason I'm calling...
Concession speech.

There's more that unites us than divides
us. It's a far, far better whatever

than thingy.

You wish.

Oh dear, thought not.

I'm giving you an opportunity.

How exciting. For what?

Take an axe to the device.

Kill it.

Don't let it wake.

Or your what? Hold your breath until
you're sick.

I will destroy you.

Oh, for God's sake. Listen to Shiva the
Destroyer. You know what happens if you

keep this up. Bring it on.

And the people that helped you, Nico
Kasterman, Alfie Bird.

Yes, I know their names. What about
them?

Fuck them.

But you know the money runs on fear.

Which means punishing betrayal.

They'll go scorched earth.

They won't just kill YouTube Tosser and
the other one. They'll murder their

family and their friends and their
children.

They'll set fire to their fucking dogs
and impale their cats on bamboo spikes.

Let them burn and you do.

Fuck you all!

So that's how it is.

How is Sue?

Oh, she's a funny old sausage, is Iris.

She doesn't feel things the way the rest
of us do. She can make you believe she

does, but she doesn't really.

But you mustn't feel bad about upsetting
her.

I think she's basically un -upsetable.

She thought it was funny in a weird way.
She was laughing about it. She says hi,

by the way.

happened over the last few days is I was
basically kidnapped.

This bloke called Cameron, he took us to
this massive base where there was a

policeman.

He was quite badly beaten.

I think they were technically
detectives.

But most of the blood was theirs, so...

Then do one thing.

Delimit the entire perimeter and don't
let anyone get in. Ask for as much

information as possible, okay?

Of course, ma 'am. Commander Bruni, you
won't like this. So?

Autovelox, tested on the road.

What's wrong with Nixon?

Commander, there was no way to know.

But how could he not understand?

Commander, this way.

I heard what she said to him.

Fuck them?

Let them burn?

She was lying.

It's her thing. It's how she does stuff.
It doesn't matter if she was lying or

not.

Because Cameron Beck wasn't.

So that's it?

Yeah, we just shut off home. Have a pot
of noodle, forget any of it ever

happened. Charlie Big Potatoes, murder
scientists, corrupt police, Cameron

bloody Beck. Nobody's forgetting
anything.

Because they were dead.

And I'm going to make sure the right
people are punished for it.

But we need to do it the right way.
Being what?

We contact Interpol. But we need to
provide evidence that's on your laptop.

Footage of Joy Baxter making her
statement about Dale.

Her abduction by Cameron Beck.

That kind of evidence by the government
protection.

Interpol will bury it.

We've got a duty.

People need to know.

They will. In time.

One due process has run its course.

And who gets to tell them?

I see.

It's all about the clicks. The fuck are
the clicks?

This is real.

And it matters.

They'll kill you for it, Alfie.

Doesn't matter that much.

We need to get that laptop to Interpol.

Now.

So, we'll have the device operational in
a day or two at most.

All that silence and sacrifice brought
you nothing but a lot of torment and a

little time.

Of course, you could save me a few
precious hours.

Give me the activation code, Professor
Lent.

The little girl is running out of time.

Wake the device, gentlemen.

Help me do what has to be done.

You think it will serve you?

At first, it will appear to.

It will seduce you by giving you what
you long for.

Until the day comes when you realize you

a serving.

No. No!

No!

Bye.

Three, two, one.

So

now

you know how it feels to die.

What did you see?

Nothing?

No. No communion with the dead?

No wife and child beckoning you into the
build?

Good.

Because I'm not just going to kill you
once, Jensen. I'm going to kill you over

and over again. I'm going to kill you
every day.

I'm just going to keep killing you,
killing you, killing you, till you kiss

feet and beg me to let you stay.

Dead.

What's going on?

I don't know.

I mean, is everything all right?

I think probably not. Because it doesn't
look all right.

I don't miss it, Lee.

What's all this bollocks?

Well, the devices are property, Cameron,
so my first priority should be a tasty,

no?

Yeah, no one's going anywhere until
we've ensured that everything is as it

should be, may I?

Do you have any idea the trouble you've
caused us, you strutting shit cunt?

Actually, do you know what?

We're leaving!

Stay back!

Excuse me?

Just fucking don't!

Just fucking don't!

Let's go inside then, shall we?

Lock him in the maniac suite.

You okay?

How much longer?

It's not far.

Shit. What?

What? Can you hear that?

Fuck. Alfie, take this.

Up, up, up, up, up.

We need to tell the truth. Bruni's found
us.

Yeah, truth, okay. Good idea. Come on.
Stay still.

Hey, hey.

Stop it, please.

How do they find her? Oh, Jenny!

Abby, run!

How did you find her?

What do you think's happened to him?

Jensen?

I don't know.

He's probably all right, more or less.

What about me and you?

I will be fine.

Don't be scared.

One day soon, you'll look around and
you'll find yourself living your old

and all this will be something you don't
talk about, you don't even think about.

And because you don't talk about it or
think about it, it'll become less and

less real till the time comes when
you're my age.

Something half -remembered that bubbles
up in bad dreams.

I can't imagine being your age.

Nor can I.

Does it hurt?

Oh, God, yes.

I haven't been in a fight since I was
nine.

This is all her fault.

Iris.

To be fair, I think she was only doing
what she thought was best.

In a funny little way.

I don't understand why she's so scared
of it.

Charlie.

She's scared the universe might be more
beautiful than she can tolerate.

Who'd be scared of that?

Stop! I'll shoot!

I want to be in here.

Come on.

Come on.

I can't kill a policeman.

I can't do it.

All right, Vittorio.

Call them.

Claudia,

Daniela, go see her.

Let's go inside

Face down there. Stay.

We'll tell.

T

-Bot,

would you call the police? They are the
police.

What do we do?

Iris, there must be something.

I'm a cop.

I'm leaving.

Let me go.

Did you

mean

those things? What things? The things
Nico heard you say in the aqua park.

I don't know. Probably.

I mean, what does me even mean? I don't
think you meant it.

Not really. I think you were angry.

Yes. Yeah, we've all said things when we
were angry.

I thought my LVU should never have
dragged you into this.

You should have just done it alone.

You couldn't have done it alone.

But it turns out I couldn't do it at
all.

So that's it.

They get away with it, cover it up, and
bury it in a ditch.

I don't think they're going to bother
with a ditch.

Libero. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

Bye, bye.

At least I was right about you, then.

You were 100 % real.

Still are.

For a few minutes, anyway.

Iris, was it?

Two bars.

And you actually are it.

Two bars? I don't even hear what.

Two bars.

And you're already alive.

With 80 ,000 followers. We can live
stream.

Shit.

Let's do it.

It's just two seconds to midnight, and
I'm Alfie Bird.

And I'm here with Iris Meekley.

And we need your help.

Shit. Oh, shit. Come on.

Yes.

Iris and I are... Well, we don't know
exactly where we are, but we are being

hunted by corrupt police officers who
want to kill us and stop the trip coming

up. They are working for a man called
Camelman.

Tanya, tell us what to do.

Let me see.

If anyone of us had died there, Bruni
would have said the same thing.

That we are in this story for the money.

And the money is still there, waiting
for us.

So we still have a decision to make.

Which means that we put it to the vote.

For the money.

Bye -bye.

There's enough evidence on the laptop in
here.

By your official protection.

Well, lay low for now.

Till when?

Until I finish this.

Hello, Cameron.

This is two seconds to midnight and I'm
on my way.

We got code in it.