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Oh, hey, boys!
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-Hello.
-Hey. What's up, man?
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I just got a call from a crazy character
named Silly Samuel.
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I forgot exactly what his problem was
because he was so silly,
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but he's waiting for you guys
at 123 Wacky Way.
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That sounds fun! I love silly characters.
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Me too, Pim! Me too!
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Totally off-topic, Mr. Boss,
but I'm just curious,
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have you ever, like, messed up
doing that knife thing before?
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Nope, and I can go even quicker than this.
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-You really don't have to.
-No, yeah, it's fine, really.
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-We can go on the job now.
-I can go faster!
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I can go faster! I can go faster!
I can go faster! I can go faster!
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All right, this is it. 123 Wacky Way.
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Pim, there's no way this is right.
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I guess it's kind of wacky.
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Hey! Get off my property!
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Oh, sorry.
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You wouldn't happen to be
Silly Samuel, would you?
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Yeah, no shit.
Who else would I be? Who are you?
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Dude, we're the Smiling Friends.
You literally just called us.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot!
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Fuck! I gotta go make breakfast. Shit.
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That was funny.
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I'm not trying to be funny, dude, okay?
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This is the exact reason
I called you guys!
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No one takes me seriously!
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For some reason,
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everybody just laughs at me
for being myself.
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I've lost all my friends,
I can't keep a job,
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I'm eating silly sausages
off the hood of my shitbox Corolla.
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-Please help me!
-Oh, don't worry, Silly Samuel.
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By the end of the day,
we'll have you smiling again.
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I mean, dude,
if you want to be taken seriously,
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I feel like there's, like,
a really obvious solution here.
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What do you mean?
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The-- Your look!
Your entire look. Your name.
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Your name is Silly Samuel.
You have a cuckoo clock for a hat.
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Like, have you ever thought
that maybe that's why
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people don't take you seriously?
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I never thought about that.
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Well, look, as funny as you are,
maybe that's the first place we can start.
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Sweet. Yeah, no...
I guess we could try that.
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We could take my car.
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I'm bored.
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-What is up, Allan?
-I'm cleaning.
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Yo, let's do something, man!
Let's go for a drive or something!
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-No, thank you. Why don't you ask Glep?
-Oh, he's taking a nap.
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Yeah, I tried to poke at him, wake him up.
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Little son of a bitch snapped up
and bit me on my hand.
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Caught me good too.
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Hello. I'm with the city
and I'm here for a random inspection.
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For what?
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It's a standard random inspection
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just to make sure
the building is all up to code.
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It'll only take a moment.
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Cool! Can you give me a sec?
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Allan, we are so fucked.
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Why?
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I built this office 30 years ago
without any permission from the city
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and used cheap laborers
from the Enchanted Forest to do it.
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This building is a fucking mess.
It violates every code in the books.
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You really thought it was legal
to build a giant yellow smiley face
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between two buildings?
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-I don't know.
-Do you realize?
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Do you realize something?
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If we fail this inspection,
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we could lose our office
and we'd have to move out of it?
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-No.
-Don't worry, Allan.
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Your favorite boss
has a little trick up his sleeve.
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Come on in!
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Thank you, darling.
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Don't worry, this is the best doctor
in the whole land.
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He'll be able to look at your situation
and see what to do.
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There's nothing we can do here, guys,
I gotta be honest with you.
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-What?
-Yeah, we ran a lot of tests
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and unfortunately there's just nothing
we can do to change your appearance.
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For example, see this right here?
You have what I would call a major artery.
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Starts right here around the crab claw.
Yeah, look right here.
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Goes all the way up
through your cheese body,
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straight up to the cuckoo clock
on top of your head. See that?
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So, if we tried to modify your body
in any way,
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you would die instantly.
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Great! Awesome!
Another win for Silly Samuel!
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Okay, could we at least,
like, put clothes on top,
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like, over his skin,
like, whatever that is?
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-Just, like, on top of it?
-No, absolutely not.
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He actually breathes
through the silly skin here,
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so any kind of clothing will kill him.
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Okay, well I guess
I'm all out of ideas then.
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I-- You're just stuck looking silly, dude.
I'm sorry, man.
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Well, if we can't change the way you look,
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why don't you try to embrace
your silliness?
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Okay, let me think about it.
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Oh, "embrace my silly--"
No, how about go fuck-- Fuck you, man!
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There's nothing silly about me!
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Oh my God. Dude, are you okay?
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What the fuck? No, I'm not okay.
Get the fuck out of my office.
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-Dude, I think that was an accident.
-Get out!
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-We'll go, we'll go.
-Security!
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-No, no!
-No need to call security!
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-Janet, call security!
-Okay, okay.
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-We're going. It's all right.
-We're leaving. We get it.
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All right, Silly Samuel.
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This group is called
the Three Weird Willies.
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They've made a whole career
out of being strange and silly.
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Maybe they can inspire you
to do something similar.
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Yeah, maybe I should try that.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the Three Weird Willies!
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We love you Weird Willies!
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Hi, I'm Weird Willy One.
I'm the alpha of the group.
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-And we are the Weird Willies!
-And we are the Weird Willies!
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Okay, we need a volunteer
from the audience
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to complete our trick.
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-Me!
-Me!
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How about you? You look weird.
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-Doesn't he look weird, kiddies?
-Yeah!
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You just dislocated my arm!
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-Hey, where do you think you're going?
-I said get off me!
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I'll just check the walls to make sure
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they're the proper wall material, yes.
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I don't know what that is.
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Oh, yeah, that...
that's Allan's red juice.
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Interesting.
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All right, time to execute my trick.
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Mr. Boss, what are you doing?
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-I'm saving my building, Allan!
-No, Mr. Boss...
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Great! I guess no one
will ever take me seriously. Ever.
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Awesome! Great! Awesome!
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Yo, dude, I really hate to ask this,
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I seriously do, but I'm starting to crash
kind of hard right now,
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just 'cause we've been walking around
and I haven't gotten food all day.
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If... if with full due respect to you,
sir,
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if you could just make me
literally one more silly sausage,
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I'd be so... I'd be--
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that would be enough
to get me 'til dinner.
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What? What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Oh, hey, calm down, dude.
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-Yeah, we're just trying to help.
-Help?
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I called you to make me smile,
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and I've never felt worse
in my entire fucking life!
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You both fucking suck at your job!
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Asking me about silly sausages
after you failed me?
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Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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You guys are just like everybody else.
You don't take me fucking seriously!
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What the hell?
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-This guy is freaking out.
-Fuck you! Fuck you all!
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I don't care if you people don't like me!
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I don't care. I-- I--
You people have broken me!
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I don't care if you laugh at me!
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I'm going to speak my mind!
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This country is failing!
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-Stop, Mr. Boss!
-Let me go, Allan.
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Oh my God!
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What's this?
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Oh, that? That's just the nail
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that holds the entire building
to the ground.
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Very funny.
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No, I'm serious.
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Deus misereatur nostri.
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There are microplastics
in every man's balls
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and we consume pollution all day.
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Fuck you!
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Everything fucking sucks!
You fucking people suck!
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He's so silly! He's so silly!
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I'm not joking! I'm being serious!
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Hey, guys! Guys, look behind you!
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Everyone get out of the way. Run! Run!
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There's a giant yellow ball
coming towards us!
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He's so funny and silly!
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Please, seriously, run!
Get out of the way, please!
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Oh my God.
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There was a giant yellow ball
that was about to crush us.
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If he was right about that, then...
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was he right
about everything else he was saying?
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That means everything
he's ever said or will say is true!
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Yes! He's a prophet! He's a god!
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Yes, finally! I'm being taken seriously!
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He's our new god.
We shall dedicate a religion to him.
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-Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
-Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
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-Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
-Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
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-Yeah!
-Silly Sam! Silly Sam!
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So, how did I do?
I'm gonna lose the building, aren't I?
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-You aced it.
-Really?
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Yeah, you guys made me laugh.
That was awesome. Yes.
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Wow, so my building is perfectly safe?
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Fuck no, it's the worst building
I've seen in my entire life
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and you failed miserably.
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But that skeleton in the wall was...
that was funny shit.
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I had a good time hanging out
with you guys.
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We should really do this again
and be best friends.
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Cool. So, that's it?
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Hello?
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Oh my gosh.
195
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,763
Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie.
Hey, did that guy just turn into sand?
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-Yeah, what was that?
-I'm not sure.
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All right boys, let's get this puppy
back into place. On three. Ready?
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-All right, let's go.
-One, two, three.
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Go, go! Push, push, push, push!
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-No, no, no, no, no!
-No. Oh, no.
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Oh, fuck it. Let's just go
get some ribs or something.
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-Yeah, good idea.
-Yeah, I'll do some ribs.
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