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Oh, hey, boys!

-Hello. -Hey. What's up, man?

I just got a call from a crazy character named Silly Samuel.

I forgot exactly what his problem was because he was so silly,

but he's waiting for you guys at 123 Wacky Way.

That sounds fun! I love silly characters.

Me too, Pim! Me too!

Totally off-topic, Mr. Boss, but I'm just curious,

have you ever, like, messed up doing that knife thing before?

Nope, and I can go even quicker than this.

-You really don't have to. -No, yeah, it's fine, really.

-We can go on the job now. -I can go faster!

I can go faster! I can go faster! I can go faster! I can go faster!

All right, this is it. 123 Wacky Way.

Pim, there's no way this is right.

I guess it's kind of wacky.

Hey! Get off my property!

Oh, sorry.

You wouldn't happen to be Silly Samuel, would you?

Yeah, no shit. Who else would I be? Who are you?

Dude, we're the Smiling Friends. You literally just called us.

Oh, yeah, I forgot!

Fuck! I gotta go make breakfast. Shit.

That was funny.

I'm not trying to be funny, dude, okay?

This is the exact reason I called you guys!

No one takes me seriously!

For some reason,

everybody just laughs at me for being myself.

I've lost all my friends, I can't keep a job,

I'm eating silly sausages off the hood of my shitbox Corolla.

-Please help me! -Oh, don't worry, Silly Samuel.

By the end of the day, we'll have you smiling again.

I mean, dude, if you want to be taken seriously,

I feel like there's, like, a really obvious solution here.

What do you mean?

The-- Your look! Your entire look. Your name.

Your name is Silly Samuel. You have a cuckoo clock for a hat.

Like, have you ever thought that maybe that's why

people don't take you seriously?

I never thought about that.

Well, look, as funny as you are, maybe that's the first place we can start.

Sweet. Yeah, no... I guess we could try that.

We could take my car.

I'm bored.

-What is up, Allan? -I'm cleaning.

Yo, let's do something, man! Let's go for a drive or something!

-No, thank you. Why don't you ask Glep? -Oh, he's taking a nap.

Yeah, I tried to poke at him, wake him up.

Little son of a bitch snapped up and bit me on my hand.

Caught me good too.

Hello. I'm with the city and I'm here for a random inspection.

For what?

It's a standard random inspection

just to make sure the building is all up to code.

It'll only take a moment.

Cool! Can you give me a sec?

Allan, we are so fucked.

Why?

I built this office 30 years ago without any permission from the city

and used cheap laborers from the Enchanted Forest to do it.

This building is a fucking mess. It violates every code in the books.

You really thought it was legal to build a giant yellow smiley face

between two buildings?

-I don't know. -Do you realize?

Do you realize something?

If we fail this inspection,

we could lose our office and we'd have to move out of it?

-No. -Don't worry, Allan.

Your favorite boss has a little trick up his sleeve.

Come on in!

Thank you, darling.

Don't worry, this is the best doctor in the whole land.

He'll be able to look at your situation and see what to do.

There's nothing we can do here, guys, I gotta be honest with you.

-What? -Yeah, we ran a lot of tests

and unfortunately there's just nothing we can do to change your appearance.

For example, see this right here? You have what I would call a major artery.

Starts right here around the crab claw. Yeah, look right here.

Goes all the way up through your cheese body,

straight up to the cuckoo clock on top of your head. See that?

So, if we tried to modify your body in any way,

you would die instantly.

Great! Awesome! Another win for Silly Samuel!

Okay, could we at least, like, put clothes on top,

like, over his skin, like, whatever that is?

-Just, like, on top of it? -No, absolutely not.

He actually breathes through the silly skin here,

so any kind of clothing will kill him.

Okay, well I guess I'm all out of ideas then.

I-- You're just stuck looking silly, dude. I'm sorry, man.

Well, if we can't change the way you look,

why don't you try to embrace your silliness?

Okay, let me think about it.

Oh, "embrace my silly--" No, how about go fuck-- Fuck you, man!

There's nothing silly about me!

Oh my God. Dude, are you okay?

What the fuck? No, I'm not okay. Get the fuck out of my office.

-Dude, I think that was an accident. -Get out!

-We'll go, we'll go. -Security!

-No, no! -No need to call security!

-Janet, call security! -Okay, okay.

-We're going. It's all right. -We're leaving. We get it.

All right, Silly Samuel.

This group is called the Three Weird Willies.

They've made a whole career out of being strange and silly.

Maybe they can inspire you to do something similar.

Yeah, maybe I should try that.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Three Weird Willies!

We love you Weird Willies!

Hi, I'm Weird Willy One. I'm the alpha of the group.

-And we are the Weird Willies! -And we are the Weird Willies!

Okay, we need a volunteer from the audience

to complete our trick.

-Me! -Me!

How about you? You look weird.

-Doesn't he look weird, kiddies? -Yeah!

You just dislocated my arm!

-Hey, where do you think you're going? -I said get off me!

I'll just check the walls to make sure

they're the proper wall material, yes.

I don't know what that is.

Oh, yeah, that... that's Allan's red juice.

Interesting.

All right, time to execute my trick.

Mr. Boss, what are you doing?

-I'm saving my building, Allan! -No, Mr. Boss...

Great! I guess no one will ever take me seriously. Ever.

Awesome! Great! Awesome!

Yo, dude, I really hate to ask this,

I seriously do, but I'm starting to crash kind of hard right now,

just 'cause we've been walking around and I haven't gotten food all day.

If... if with full due respect to you, sir,

if you could just make me literally one more silly sausage,

I'd be so... I'd be--

that would be enough to get me 'til dinner.

What? What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Oh, hey, calm down, dude.

-Yeah, we're just trying to help. -Help?

I called you to make me smile,

and I've never felt worse in my entire fucking life!

You both fucking suck at your job!

Asking me about silly sausages after you failed me?

Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?

You guys are just like everybody else. You don't take me fucking seriously!

What the hell?

-This guy is freaking out. -Fuck you! Fuck you all!

I don't care if you people don't like me!

I don't care. I-- I-- You people have broken me!

I don't care if you laugh at me!

I'm going to speak my mind!

This country is failing!

-Stop, Mr. Boss! -Let me go, Allan.

Oh my God!

What's this?

Oh, that? That's just the nail

that holds the entire building to the ground.

Very funny.

No, I'm serious.

Deus misereatur nostri.

There are microplastics in every man's balls

and we consume pollution all day.

Fuck you!

Everything fucking sucks! You fucking people suck!

He's so silly! He's so silly!

I'm not joking! I'm being serious!

Hey, guys! Guys, look behind you!

Everyone get out of the way. Run! Run!

There's a giant yellow ball coming towards us!

He's so funny and silly!

Please, seriously, run! Get out of the way, please!

Oh my God.

There was a giant yellow ball that was about to crush us.

If he was right about that, then...

was he right about everything else he was saying?

That means everything he's ever said or will say is true!

Yes! He's a prophet! He's a god!

Yes, finally! I'm being taken seriously!

He's our new god. We shall dedicate a religion to him.

-Silly Sam! Silly Sam! -Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

-Silly Sam! Silly Sam! -Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

-Yeah! -Silly Sam! Silly Sam!

So, how did I do? I'm gonna lose the building, aren't I?

-You aced it. -Really?

Yeah, you guys made me laugh. That was awesome. Yes.

Wow, so my building is perfectly safe?

Fuck no, it's the worst building I've seen in my entire life

and you failed miserably.

But that skeleton in the wall was... that was funny shit.

I had a good time hanging out with you guys.

We should really do this again and be best friends.

Cool. So, that's it?

Hello?

Oh my gosh.

Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie. Hey, did that guy just turn into sand?

-Yeah, what was that? -I'm not sure.

All right boys, let's get this puppy back into place. On three. Ready?

-All right, let's go. -One, two, three.

Go, go! Push, push, push, push!

-No, no, no, no, no! -No. Oh, no.

Oh, fuck it. Let's just go get some ribs or something.

-Yeah, good idea. -Yeah, I'll do some ribs.

Goblin Caught on Tape.