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GENTLE CHATTER
Right, of course.
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SOBBING
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Hi, would you care
for any appetisers?
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Yeah? We have salmon.
Thank you.
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Mum, you OK?
Mm.
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It's like she's just popped
in the back for some more wine.
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I keep expecting her
to come round that corner,
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laughing at Sheila Roberts'
god-awful bob! Hmm.
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Have you got your hearing aid?
What?! Ow!
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Oh, sorry, sorry. Your arm.
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Don't...
I worry, Mum.
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And I told you, you don't have to.
Now, come on.
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How many points for the crem?
What?!
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I thought Peter's eulogy
was a bit... meh.
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I mean, when did
Marjorie ever "light up a room"?
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Bless her. I give it four,
and that's being generous.
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What?
Oh.
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Funeral Top Trumps.
Me and Marjorie used to...
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Darling, when you come
to as many of these as we are,
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you have to laugh, or you'll cry.
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Well, the spread looks good.
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What would you say? A solid seven.
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It's very beige.
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Play havoc with Marjorie's IBS.
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CYN CHUCKLES
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Oh, my God.
Don't start.
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Is that appropriate?
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Well, how am I gonna attract anyone
if I'm dressed like...?
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CYN GROANS NASALLY
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It's a funeral.
Oh, tragic, innit (?)
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You've got Tinder, Hinge,
and Grindr,
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and I have to make do with this.
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Dad's only been gone a year.
I know, darling.
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Although,
we didn't have a lot of fireworks,
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it doesn't mean I can't have
a bit of fun, does it, hmm?
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CYN GRUNTS
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SEDUCTIVELY: Wish me luck.
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I hope you...
Argh!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'm... I'm really sorry.
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I'll get a...
There's a tea towel somewhere.
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There we are, now. I'll just...
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It's fine, Peter.
Oh, I'm sorry.
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Well, you should do... Yeah.
Yeah.
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Now, I just wanted to say I...
I found it in her jewellery box.
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I hope... I hope you don't mind.
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Look at the state of us.
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It took a whole can of hairspray
to style that beehive.
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What were we thinking?
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Well, you look very nice now.
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It suits you, the... the black.
Oh, good job, too.
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Social life's all funerals
these days.
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Yeah, well, I... I like...
I like the fit of it.
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Erm, I really enjoyed the eulogy,
Peter, for your wife.
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Oh, yeah.
Captured her perfectly.
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Oh, well, thank you.
That's... That means a lot from you.
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You know, you were
such a good friend to Marjorie.
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And I like to think
a good friend to me, too.
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Hmm. I mean... kept all
your little secrets, didn't we?
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Peter!
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Well, maybe now
we're both on our own,
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we can spend
a bit more time together.
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BEEPING
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Oh, my heart is racing, too.
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CYN PANTS
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Oh.
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Someone call an ambulance!
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It'll be full of old people.
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Well, I mean, you're quite old.
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Excuse me! 10,000 steps a day. Hmph!
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I'm sure they're all lovely.
You might even meet someone.
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I read somewhere there's a lot
of STIs in places like these.
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You know I'd have had you at ours,
but the boys are already sharing.
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Well, you've got your divorce lawyer
to thank for that.
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And I'm out all day,
so if anything happened...
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I don't need anyone.
I was coping fine on my own.
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Mum, I've really tried.
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This place had great reviews.
Yeah, on "Last Tripadvisor" (!)
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Honestly, one fall
and you put me in a home.
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Two, and it's not a home.
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It's a retirement village.
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You'll still have your own space.
There's just a supervisor on hand.
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To watch me every hour,
tell me off, treat me like a child!
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No, Mum. In case you collapse again.
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Look, I know this is gonna feel
very different.
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And I know that it feels
like a big step back...
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..but give it a chance, please?
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For me.
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I mean, you might even like it.
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SHE GIGGLES
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Ah! Oh, you must be Cynthia.
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And Amanda, is it?
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Hi.
I'm Heather, the village manager.
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I'll be here whenever you need me.
Always watching.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Morning, Brian!
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Squire of the morris dancers,
isn't she fab?
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She's practising hard
for the big festival.
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Cedar Wood...stock.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Although she has been told
several times to...
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SHOUTS: ..keep off the lawn!
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Erm, Heather?
Hmm?
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And this is reception.
Oh, let me show you to your room.
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CHIRPY MUZAK
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# Doo, doo-doo, doo. #
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TIMIDLY: Amanda?
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And here's yours.
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Home sweet home.
HEATHER GIGGLES
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Feel free to make it your own.
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You'll find an approved list
of white paint in your welcome pack.
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SHE GROANS
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Oh, I found Dad.
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HEATHER CHUCKLES
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Our residents
absolutely love living here.
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There's something for everyone.
What are you into?
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Crafts? Sport?
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I'm a bit old for pasta necklaces,
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and I got all my swimming badges
in 1963.
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CHUCKLING: Well, I'm sure
we'll find you something. Yeah.
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Now, we do have one or two
little rules.
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Oh! "The rules for fun",
I like to call them.
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Yeah, I'm sure you do, dear.
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"No stiletto heels
in communal areas."
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Ruins our lovely new carpet.
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"No anti-social behaviour."
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"No noise after 9pm".
Shh.
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Bye, Mum!
No! Hang on, Amanda...
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Oh, Cynthia. No, please don't worry.
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You'll have plenty of company here.
Yeah. That's what I'm afraid of.
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KNOCKING
Speaking of...
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SING-SONG: Your buddy's here!
No!
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Amanda,
tell her I don't need a buddy!
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This is Mary...
Hi!
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..your new BFF.
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She's going to give you
the grand tour.
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No. See, I'm all right, thanks,
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cos I know that it's left
for the way in
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and right for the hospice.
Mum!
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Look, thank you everyone
for barging in,
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but I'd really rather be on my own.
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CHATTER
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TRAIN WHISTLE BLASTS
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'Two, down. Three, up!
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'Rest it. Three, two, one.
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'Go! One, stand. Two, down.'
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HUSHED CONVERSATION
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The Knit And Natterers.
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Don't get much knitting done,
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but they know everything
about everyone.
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Oh.
Can't have my buddy all by herself.
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Actually, I quite like
being on my own. Oh, hi!
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You wouldn't believe the gorgeous
pair of tits I saw today. Oh!
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I've got photos!
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This is Brian.
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The pervert.
Bird-watcher.
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Well, he was...
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LAUGHTER
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So this one is for Anne in Flat 12
from the walking netball girls.
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Anne, where are you?
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Ooh, there you are.
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You don't look a day over 81.
LAUGHTER
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Who's that?
Ooh.
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So, what do you want me to play?
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Frank Davies.
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Used to tour the clubs
back in the day, apparently.
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The Knit And Natter girls reckon
he's headlining Cedar Woodstock.
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SHE GASPS
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Cyn?
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Want something for your nerves?
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DEVICE BEEPING
I want to be on my own.
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Frank has this effect on all ladies.
Mira had to go on tablets.
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The Stitch And Bitch girls reckon
he's having a THING with Heather.
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It's not like that. I know him.
I mean, I knew him.
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You didn't!
Long time ago.
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Look, I know you're trying to be
friendly, but I don't need a minder.
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All this knitting, camomile tea,
bouncy people...
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SQUEAKING
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..it's just not for me.
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Help calm you down?
Oh!
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# Have a little sugar... #
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Thank you.
Oh!
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MARY CHUCKLES
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# Have a little spice
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# Keep that fire burning. #
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See, what it was,
me and my pal Marjorie,
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we were mucking about
at this open mic night.
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I mean, it was stupid, really.
We were both about to get married.
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I think I was trying to prove
I was still young.
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Anyway,
Frank Davies was the headline act.
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What was he like?
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Oh, you know, wannabe Sinatra.
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Smart suit, trilby hat.
He caught my eye once or twice.
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And then he came over later,
said he loved my song.
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And we went to a few clubs.
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And then we went back to his hotel.
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MARY GASPS
What was he like?
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He was...
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CYN GRUNTS
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MARY CHORTLES
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THEY GIGGLE
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I mean, it was meant to be
just a bit of fun.
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And then Marjorie decided
to go home.
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And I...
I stayed just for a week or two.
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He told me that he loved me.
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And he begged me
to go on tour with him.
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And did you?
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Of course not!
Oh.
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I know his type.
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Living out of a suitcase,
girlfriend in every city.
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Part of you must have wanted to.
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No.
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I went home, married Kenneth,
and had my Mandy.
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Best decision I ever made.
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MUSIC: 'Must Be The Love'
by Wesley Bright
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# Must be the love
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# Because it's driving me... #
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KNOCKING
Cyn?
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Five minutes.
Come on. You owe me that, at least.
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Alexa, volume up.
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MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES
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# I haven't been the same... #
Cyn!
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KNOCKING
# Since you came into my life.
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# No, no, no
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# They say that I have changed
But I'm probably
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MUSIC CONTINUES
FAINTLY
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# It must be the love... #
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Hi, Cyn.
Ah!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, this is my flat.
I guess we're neighbours.
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Of all the retirement villages
in the world,
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she walks into mine.
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I just want to talk.
Go away!
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# But after all the rain
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# I saw sunshine in my life.
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# Must be the love, yeah.
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Must be the love... #
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SHOUTING: Alexa, music off, please!
ALEXA PINGS
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I said, "Go away."
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I'll use my lifeline alarm.
Come on, Cyn.
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It's Cynthia.
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No, no, no. It's still Cyn.
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Oh. You do remember!
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Oh, come on, Cyn.
At least I deserve an explanation.
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You couldn't stop talking
about the tour, and then...
245
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:47,101
And then I came to my senses,
went home, got married.
246
00:14:47,141 --> 00:14:49,741
You're kidding?
You went through with it?
247
00:14:50,821 --> 00:14:53,781
Best decision I ever made.
248
00:14:53,821 --> 00:14:57,101
What went on between us
was just pre-wedding nerves.
249
00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:59,821
I just needed to get whatever it was
out of my system.
250
00:14:59,861 --> 00:15:01,021
So, you used me?
251
00:15:01,061 --> 00:15:02,861
SHE CHUCKLES
252
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,701
I used you?
253
00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,861
You used a different girl
every night.
254
00:15:08,021 --> 00:15:09,501
I know your type, Frank.
255
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:13,501
You chase after us,
tell us everything we want to hear,
256
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:17,261
make us fall in love with you,
and then when we do,
257
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:18,781
you lose interest.
258
00:15:20,141 --> 00:15:21,741
That's what you really think of me,
is it?
259
00:15:30,941 --> 00:15:32,021
DOOR SLAMS
260
00:15:37,941 --> 00:15:41,821
The man broke into my flat.
I don't feel safe.
261
00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:45,581
This place is full of freaks.
I dunno how you stand it.
262
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:49,261
Some of them are all right.
If only I had somewhere else to go.
263
00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:50,661
What about your old place?
264
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:53,341
Rented out.
Amanda won't let me live on my own.
265
00:15:53,381 --> 00:15:56,381
Have you talked to her?
I don't wanna worry her.
266
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:59,381
It's me that should be looking
after her, not the other way around.
267
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:03,741
Anyway, I promised her
I'd make a go of this place,
268
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,781
and I've been here, what, 24 hours?
269
00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,261
Six-and-a-half.
Oh, my God!
270
00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:13,461
You promised you wouldn't leave.
I just said...
271
00:16:14,581 --> 00:16:15,581
So...
272
00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:17,621
..what if you didn't?
273
00:16:18,941 --> 00:16:21,861
If I stay here much longer,
I will go mad.
274
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:24,341
What if you got yourself...
275
00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:26,701
..kicked out?
276
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,021
Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
277
00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:31,981
THEY CHUCKLE
278
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,101
Let's do it! Yes!
279
00:16:34,141 --> 00:16:36,261
HIP HOP MUSIC
280
00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:38,141
# It is not always
What it seems... #
281
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:43,021
I'm telling you,
it works wonders for my arthritis!
282
00:16:44,181 --> 00:16:46,581
I am out.
283
00:16:49,261 --> 00:16:51,621
Well, we are playing strip bridge,
aren't we? Hmm?
284
00:16:52,941 --> 00:16:54,421
# Doin' the most
285
00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,341
# I raise a toast
And I don't mean to boast
286
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,501
# But I'm that chick...
287
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,421
SCREAMING
288
00:16:59,461 --> 00:17:01,941
Run! There's a snake!
289
00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:04,101
# Waist feels slim
But my hips so thick
290
00:17:04,141 --> 00:17:06,981
# Making all these
Other rappers sick, eh-eh. #
291
00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:09,141
No stilettos, tick.
292
00:17:09,181 --> 00:17:13,861
Careful. The waiting list
for hip replacement is 18 weeks.
293
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:18,221
Please! I did the school run
in higher than these.
294
00:17:18,261 --> 00:17:22,221
Although, it was a lot easier
before my plantar fasciitis.
295
00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:26,421
What's that?
296
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:29,781
It got pushed through my door
this morning. Oh!
297
00:17:29,821 --> 00:17:32,181
It's stupid.
Mm-hm.
298
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:39,621
"To the lady
with the kestrel spirit,
299
00:17:39,661 --> 00:17:42,461
"whose laugh..."
CYN GIGGLES
300
00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:45,301
"..whose laugh startles pigeons..."
MARY LAUGHS
301
00:17:45,341 --> 00:17:48,141
"..and with the slender nose
of a heron."
302
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:52,981
Have you ever read anything
so crass?
303
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:56,141
Who's it from?
Well, it's obvious who it's from.
304
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,741
And it's offensive.
Is it?
305
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,901
Mary, have you seen the state
of him?
306
00:18:02,661 --> 00:18:05,101
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
307
00:18:05,141 --> 00:18:08,461
He's got the social skills
of an amoeba.
308
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,941
And he smells like compost.
309
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:14,021
It's a natural deodorant.
Oh, give me strength.
310
00:18:14,061 --> 00:18:18,461
Mary, look at yourself.
You're fun. You're gorgeous.
311
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:21,621
With an interesting take
on vintage clothing.
312
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:24,861
How dare he even think
he's remotely in your league?
313
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,541
Don't worry. I'll see to it.
314
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,541
"See to it." Oh!
315
00:18:30,581 --> 00:18:32,621
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
316
00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:37,941
Brian, she's not interested.
She never will be.
317
00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:42,821
So, you can keep your grubby,
little love letters to yourself.
318
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,221
Oh!
Frank!
319
00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:49,261
Oh!
320
00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:51,261
SOFTLY: You...
321
00:18:58,461 --> 00:18:59,821
KNOCKING
322
00:19:00,861 --> 00:19:02,261
I'm so sorry.
323
00:19:02,301 --> 00:19:03,781
Peter?!
Oh, no, no, no.
324
00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:07,461
It's me that should apologise to you
after what happened at the funeral.
325
00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:08,661
I'd been married so long
326
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:11,061
I just didn't realise
the effect I had on women.
327
00:19:12,381 --> 00:19:15,981
Carnations?
Oh. Marjorie's favourite.
328
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,861
Yeah, she loved carnations.
From the Knit And Natter ladies.
329
00:19:18,901 --> 00:19:21,541
Actually, she preferred...
It's a little "get well soon."
330
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:24,301
I've been needing something
to keep me warm at night.
331
00:19:24,341 --> 00:19:26,701
...push the boat out a bit.
Frank!
332
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:28,621
What are you like?
Come on in.
333
00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:30,101
Ooh!
HEATHER GIGGLES
334
00:19:30,141 --> 00:19:32,381
..expensive, but, yeah.
Do they smell?
335
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,181
No, they don't smell.
Peter?
336
00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:37,581
Why don't you come inside?
337
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:40,061
NERVOUS CHUCKLE
338
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:42,341
Still got it.
339
00:19:46,181 --> 00:19:49,621
GIGGLING THROUGH WALL
Stop it, you!
340
00:19:55,741 --> 00:19:57,701
That is decaf?
341
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,861
What? Oh, probably, yeah.
342
00:19:59,901 --> 00:20:02,021
Careful!
Stop being cheeky.
343
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:05,341
Well, at least you've got company,
I suppose.
344
00:20:05,381 --> 00:20:07,621
Yeah, far too much of that.
345
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:11,421
Yeah. I'm just rattling about
in my big old house all by myself.
346
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,381
PETER SIGHS
347
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,541
GIGGLING ECHOES
THROUGH WALL
348
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:23,221
CLOCK CHIMES
349
00:20:26,061 --> 00:20:27,141
Peter...
350
00:20:29,341 --> 00:20:30,821
..would you like to stay for dinner?
351
00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,781
Yes, please.
352
00:20:36,061 --> 00:20:37,661
SLURPS
Oh, it's hot.
353
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,981
The beef will be about an hour.
354
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:53,661
We'd better make our own fun, then.
355
00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,181
CYN CHUCKLES
356
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,261
Oh, Peter.
Whatever did you have in mind?
357
00:20:59,661 --> 00:21:02,901
Oh, Heather,
you didn't tell me you had moves.
358
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:05,741
Oh, well,
I did do 12 years of Irish dance.
359
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:06,981
You know what?
360
00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:10,581
SHOUTS: I do love a man
with passion!
361
00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:11,781
CYN LAUGHS
362
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:15,381
Well, actually, I...
I am very passionate. Although, I...
363
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:20,461
I haven't since Marjorie,
so I might be a bit out of practice.
364
00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:30,341
500-piecer.
I'll start with the corners.
365
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:32,381
Marjorie usually started
with the sky.
366
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,781
No. I... I won't, actually.
Thank you. No.
367
00:21:34,821 --> 00:21:36,901
Plays havoc with my stomach acid.
368
00:21:36,941 --> 00:21:38,901
GIGGLING THROUGH WALL
Let me look at you.
369
00:21:40,381 --> 00:21:42,301
I'll check on the beef.
370
00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:43,861
Oh. Oh, look. Erm...
371
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,741
Sorry, I...
372
00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:49,581
I hope this isn't really forward,
but, I...
373
00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:53,541
Can I be really, really cheeky?
374
00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,341
CYN GIGGLES
375
00:21:58,261 --> 00:22:01,141
I haven't been able to work
the machine since Marjorie died.
376
00:22:04,981 --> 00:22:05,981
CYN GRUNTS
377
00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:08,701
Show yourself out!
378
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,701
SOUL MUSIC ECHOES
THROUGH WALL
379
00:22:27,661 --> 00:22:30,261
KNOCKING
380
00:22:32,821 --> 00:22:36,261
Frank! Can you please
keep the noise down?
381
00:22:36,301 --> 00:22:37,701
Come to break the other arm?
382
00:22:37,741 --> 00:22:39,181
It was an accident!
383
00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:41,021
I've told Heather I'm pulling out...
384
00:22:41,061 --> 00:22:43,341
I don't need the gory details,
thank you.
385
00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:44,861
..of the festival.
386
00:22:44,901 --> 00:22:47,341
First gig in a decade. Pathetic.
387
00:22:47,381 --> 00:22:49,461
I can't play the guitar with this,
can I?
388
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:53,061
Frank!
All right. I'll turn it down.
389
00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:58,221
I didn't want to disturb you...
and your friend.
390
00:22:58,261 --> 00:23:00,341
He's left, actually.
Really?
391
00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:03,821
Seemed like a nice guy.
Solid. Just your type.
392
00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:05,821
MUSIC: 'It Had To Be You'
393
00:23:05,861 --> 00:23:08,821
Oh... Listen.
394
00:23:08,861 --> 00:23:10,261
Do you remember this?
395
00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:15,541
# It had to be you... #
396
00:23:15,581 --> 00:23:17,261
May I?
397
00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:29,341
Why didn't you come away with me?
398
00:23:29,381 --> 00:23:32,301
I thought about it. I really did.
399
00:23:33,461 --> 00:23:37,341
Me and poor Marjorie
went over and over it.
400
00:23:37,381 --> 00:23:41,261
And then I woke up one morning
and thought, "Screw it."
401
00:23:42,741 --> 00:23:45,781
Got on a train
and went to Newcastle.
402
00:23:47,421 --> 00:23:49,741
You came back? I didn't see you.
403
00:23:49,781 --> 00:23:52,981
I went round after the gig
to surprise you.
404
00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:57,261
And there you were,
coming out of the stage door...
405
00:23:58,821 --> 00:23:59,981
..with someone else.
406
00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,501
Oh, she was...
I know what she was, Frank.
407
00:24:03,781 --> 00:24:06,141
She was me five weeks before.
408
00:24:07,181 --> 00:24:09,101
I thought you'd left, Cyn, honestly.
409
00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:12,581
You were just having a bit of fun.
410
00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:18,101
I never had as much fun
as I did with you.
411
00:24:24,901 --> 00:24:26,581
I'm sorry.
412
00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:28,701
I can't.
413
00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:55,181
DOOR SLAMS
Oh!
414
00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:00,501
This is disgusting.
CYN GROANS
415
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,821
Oh!
416
00:25:01,861 --> 00:25:04,941
CYN GRUNTS
417
00:25:10,861 --> 00:25:13,821
I think you and I need to have
a little chat, don't we?
418
00:25:15,261 --> 00:25:19,581
Could it wait, dear?
I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
419
00:25:19,621 --> 00:25:21,501
I don't know where to start
with you, Cynthia!
420
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:26,981
We have had complaints
about anti-social behaviour, nudity,
421
00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:30,501
rumours about the ingredients
in your bake-sale brownies.
422
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:33,541
Evri are refusing to take back
the Gaboon viper.
423
00:25:33,581 --> 00:25:34,861
CYN GASPS
424
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:38,181
And then, to top it all off...
425
00:25:38,221 --> 00:25:42,381
you injure our poor, lovely Frank.
426
00:25:42,421 --> 00:25:46,381
You have cost us
our most exciting headliner
427
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,061
since that dancing border collie
off Britain's Got Talent!
428
00:25:49,101 --> 00:25:50,821
Have you got anything to say
for yourself?!
429
00:25:55,141 --> 00:25:56,981
You've got five days
to find something else.
430
00:25:57,021 --> 00:25:58,381
I'll let your daughter know.
No.
431
00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:01,141
No, please. Let me tell her.
432
00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:08,541
Oh!
433
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:15,061
DOOR SLAMS,
CYN GROANS
434
00:26:25,621 --> 00:26:28,461
DOO-WOP MUSIC
435
00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:31,141
# Shoop, shoop, shoop
Shoop, shoopie-doobie-doop
436
00:26:31,181 --> 00:26:34,501
# Good morning, good morning
Rise and shine... #
437
00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:36,901
Bring the evidence.
Copy that.
438
00:26:36,941 --> 00:26:40,981
# Good morning, good morning
Rise and shine. #
439
00:26:41,021 --> 00:26:43,421
THEY CACKLE
440
00:26:46,101 --> 00:26:49,221
I know this is what you wanted,
but I will miss you.
441
00:26:49,261 --> 00:26:50,781
You're a right laugh.
442
00:26:50,821 --> 00:26:53,981
Number of damp-pants moments
I had since you got here...
443
00:26:54,021 --> 00:26:56,381
MARY LAUGHS
444
00:26:56,421 --> 00:26:57,981
Well, I might miss you...
445
00:26:58,021 --> 00:26:59,781
Mm.
..a bit.
446
00:26:59,821 --> 00:27:01,141
CYN LAUGHS
447
00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:03,821
What did your daughter say?
Oh, you know...
448
00:27:03,861 --> 00:27:05,061
You have told her?
449
00:27:06,181 --> 00:27:08,461
It's complicated.
450
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:12,301
You do wanna leave, don't you?
I've got no choice now, have I?
451
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,861
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
452
00:27:20,701 --> 00:27:25,101
Mary, how long have you liked
old bird man over there?
453
00:27:25,141 --> 00:27:27,021
What? I...
454
00:27:28,501 --> 00:27:29,901
I don't.
Hey.
455
00:27:31,861 --> 00:27:37,181
It's not like I think about him
all that much.
456
00:27:37,221 --> 00:27:38,461
I just...
457
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:40,661
..like our chats.
458
00:27:41,821 --> 00:27:43,101
And his poetry.
459
00:27:44,141 --> 00:27:46,901
Mary, I've seen better prose
on toilet walls.
460
00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:50,981
There are 23 women for every ten men
in this retirement village.
461
00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:54,141
As far as I'm concerned,
that man's a poet.
462
00:27:54,181 --> 00:27:55,621
BIRD WHISTLE WARBLES
463
00:27:55,661 --> 00:27:58,981
Anyway... we don't really...
464
00:28:00,621 --> 00:28:02,021
..any more, so...
465
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,341
It doesn't matter.
466
00:28:08,101 --> 00:28:11,541
Mary, I've got some making up to do
before I go.
467
00:28:16,741 --> 00:28:18,261
KNOCKING
468
00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:25,621
Oh, it's you. Cedar Wood's answer
to Charles Bronson.
469
00:28:25,661 --> 00:28:28,261
Oh, you've heard, have you?
Well, I bumped into Heather.
470
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:32,301
Frank, I need to talk to you
about the festival.
471
00:28:32,341 --> 00:28:36,901
You can't deny all those people
the chance to see you at your best.
472
00:28:36,941 --> 00:28:39,381
I told you, without my guitar...
473
00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:40,701
Yeah, but I was thinking
474
00:28:40,741 --> 00:28:43,421
maybe you could make a change
to the performance.
475
00:28:43,461 --> 00:28:46,261
Add a new element. Make it a duet.
476
00:28:46,301 --> 00:28:48,181
FRANK SCOFFS
With who?
477
00:28:51,061 --> 00:28:55,141
You?! Well, I promised
to sing with you 50 years ago.
478
00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:57,061
Maybe it's time
I made good on my promise.
479
00:28:57,101 --> 00:28:58,941
I don't understand.
I thought you're leaving.
480
00:28:58,981 --> 00:29:02,501
Not until I get you back
on that stage where you belong.
481
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:05,261
You're not going to run out on me
again, are you?
482
00:29:05,301 --> 00:29:07,941
Not with my plantar fasciitis, no.
483
00:29:07,981 --> 00:29:09,421
Is it a deal?
484
00:29:11,141 --> 00:29:12,781
Great. I just need one minute,
485
00:29:12,821 --> 00:29:15,381
cos I need to go to talk to Mary
about her bush.
486
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,981
No. That was...
Just leave.
487
00:29:17,021 --> 00:29:18,421
Oh, leave the room. God.
488
00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:22,141
Brian?
489
00:29:23,341 --> 00:29:24,741
Brian?
490
00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,461
Brian?!
491
00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:32,581
Ah, there you are. Hi.
492
00:29:32,621 --> 00:29:35,381
Now, this is a bit awkward.
493
00:29:35,421 --> 00:29:37,541
Obviously,
I said some things about you,
494
00:29:37,581 --> 00:29:39,821
about your poor personal hygiene.
495
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,741
And I think there was something
about you
496
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,701
having the social skills
of an amoeba.
497
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:47,941
Oh. Sorry,
did I not say that to your face?
498
00:29:47,981 --> 00:29:51,141
Oh. Oh, well.
Anyway, for some reason -
499
00:29:51,181 --> 00:29:53,421
well, many reasons,
none of which I can remember -
500
00:29:53,461 --> 00:29:56,381
Mary does, in fact, like you.
501
00:29:56,421 --> 00:30:00,101
If I were you, I'd write
another one of your so-called poems.
502
00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:02,341
And this time, sign it.
503
00:30:02,381 --> 00:30:04,621
She likes you. You like her.
504
00:30:04,661 --> 00:30:08,581
No point in pissing about, right?
Yes!
505
00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,181
Good boy.
506
00:30:11,301 --> 00:30:13,981
Hmm. Yuck.
507
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:19,261
# It's London town
A town made for lovers
508
00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:22,181
# London town
Ain't like no others... #
509
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:25,341
Christ, I feel such an old fool.
510
00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:27,981
I tried to play at being a pop star.
511
00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:30,741
You're not an old fool, Frank.
512
00:30:30,781 --> 00:30:35,661
You've got more sex appeal in your
good arm than any Gen-Z boy band.
513
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,021
I thank you.
It's my pleasure.
514
00:30:40,301 --> 00:30:42,621
Why didn't you say something
when you came to Newcastle?
515
00:30:42,661 --> 00:30:45,021
Oh, Frank.
But I just thought that, you know...
516
00:30:46,341 --> 00:30:47,781
I thought we could be...
517
00:30:49,141 --> 00:30:50,621
..something serious.
518
00:30:50,661 --> 00:30:53,021
You didn't want serious.
519
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,661
I did.
520
00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:57,261
I thought we could make a go of it.
You know, wife, kids.
521
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:02,141
And then you blink,
and you're in your seventies.
522
00:31:05,301 --> 00:31:07,381
No-one coming to visit.
523
00:31:07,421 --> 00:31:10,661
Living in a... retirement village
for company.
524
00:31:12,101 --> 00:31:13,741
Why didn't you tell me
you were there?
525
00:31:13,781 --> 00:31:14,821
I could've explained it.
526
00:31:14,861 --> 00:31:17,181
Well, I didn't know
how you were going to react.
527
00:31:17,221 --> 00:31:20,461
Oh, come on, Cyn.
I begged you to come with me.
528
00:31:21,581 --> 00:31:24,461
Well, it wasn't just about me.
529
00:31:29,101 --> 00:31:30,381
I was pregnant.
530
00:31:32,261 --> 00:31:33,661
So that's why you got married?
531
00:31:33,701 --> 00:31:35,101
No.
532
00:31:35,141 --> 00:31:37,901
Kenneth and I didn't
before we got married, it was...
533
00:31:37,941 --> 00:31:40,341
over-the-clothes action, at best.
534
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,101
What are you trying to tell me?
535
00:31:45,741 --> 00:31:46,821
I'm sorry, I...
536
00:31:47,861 --> 00:31:51,861
I should've told you before,
but I only told Marjorie.
537
00:31:51,901 --> 00:31:56,741
It was only years later I found out
that she'd blurted it out to Peter.
538
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:59,541
She never could keep a secret,
bless her.
539
00:32:01,181 --> 00:32:03,861
I just wanted my baby
to have a father.
540
00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:06,541
Someone who was present.
541
00:32:09,941 --> 00:32:13,661
You didn't think to get me involved.
You didn't give me a chance.
542
00:32:13,701 --> 00:32:17,261
I tried.
That's why I came to Newcastle.
543
00:32:19,861 --> 00:32:21,261
You can go, Cynthia.
544
00:32:21,301 --> 00:32:23,101
What?
545
00:32:38,861 --> 00:32:40,821
Frank...
I just wanna be on my own.
546
00:32:57,181 --> 00:33:02,501
# Been a lot of places
Never called one home
547
00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:06,781
# A crowd of friendly faces
548
00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:11,541
# Still felt alone
Till you... #
549
00:33:11,581 --> 00:33:14,021
Hiya!
Oh, hi!
550
00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:17,141
A bit of Springwatch
and chill, is it?
551
00:33:17,181 --> 00:33:19,421
# Home is where the heart is
552
00:33:19,461 --> 00:33:21,621
# And you're my heart... #
553
00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:23,941
Make sure you use protection.
554
00:33:23,981 --> 00:33:27,941
# Wherever you are
That's home. #
555
00:33:41,941 --> 00:33:43,341
Oh, Heather!
556
00:34:08,821 --> 00:34:10,421
KNOCKING
557
00:34:11,501 --> 00:34:12,501
Ah.
558
00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:14,261
You wanted to talk?
559
00:34:14,301 --> 00:34:19,261
Peter... Sorry about before.
Time of the month.
560
00:34:19,301 --> 00:34:21,341
Oh. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
561
00:34:21,381 --> 00:34:25,221
You mentioned, er, about rattling
around in that big old house?
562
00:34:25,261 --> 00:34:29,341
W-Well, yes.
There's always a bed for you.
563
00:34:29,381 --> 00:34:31,741
It doesn't have to be mine,
obviously.
564
00:34:33,181 --> 00:34:34,381
Cyn, are you all right?
565
00:34:34,421 --> 00:34:36,861
Leave me alone.
What? What's the matter?
566
00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:40,341
No, no. She said, can you leave,
so will you leave, please?
567
00:34:40,381 --> 00:34:41,541
What's it got to do with you?
568
00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:44,941
What? You're him, aren't you?
You're the bloke in the photograph.
569
00:34:44,981 --> 00:34:47,341
And you are?
Well, I'm... I'm...
570
00:34:47,381 --> 00:34:50,261
We're moving in together, actually.
No, we're not.
571
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:51,341
What?!
572
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,781
Yeah.
No.
573
00:34:52,821 --> 00:34:54,181
Don't. Get off.
Ooh!
574
00:34:54,221 --> 00:34:56,341
How dare you! All right, go easy.
575
00:34:56,381 --> 00:34:58,941
MUSIC: 'The Blue Danube'
by Johann Strauss II
576
00:34:58,981 --> 00:35:00,581
SHE EXHALES
577
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,101
Ow, my arm! Need to be careful.
BEEPING
578
00:35:11,141 --> 00:35:12,261
Oh, are you all right?
579
00:35:12,301 --> 00:35:14,541
I've got a broken arm.
It's all right. Give me a minute.
580
00:35:14,581 --> 00:35:17,421
Can someone pull
my fucking lifeline?!
581
00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:18,501
BEEPING
582
00:35:20,341 --> 00:35:21,781
Nurse!
583
00:35:30,181 --> 00:35:32,941
The beta blockers
should manage her bradycardia,
584
00:35:32,981 --> 00:35:35,061
but I advise she watch her diet
and alcohol intake.
585
00:35:36,621 --> 00:35:38,741
Avoid stress.
Thanks, Nurse.
586
00:35:41,261 --> 00:35:42,261
How are you feeling?
587
00:35:42,301 --> 00:35:46,101
Mortified. I'm sorry.
What for?
588
00:35:46,141 --> 00:35:49,061
The anti-social behaviour
or the casual drug use?
589
00:35:49,101 --> 00:35:50,981
Heather is not a fan of yours.
590
00:35:51,021 --> 00:35:54,301
I'm sorry for all of it,
but it'll be all right.
591
00:35:54,341 --> 00:35:56,461
Cos once I get out of here,
I'll move in with Peter,
592
00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,381
and then there'll be someone
there if I have a funny turn.
593
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:02,101
Is this really what you wanna do?
594
00:36:02,141 --> 00:36:03,701
It's for the best.
595
00:36:05,021 --> 00:36:07,461
Mum, when Marjorie was alive,
596
00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:11,221
you said Peter had the personality
of a tub of cottage cheese. Hmm.
597
00:36:11,261 --> 00:36:13,341
Why didn't you tell me
things had gotten this bad?
598
00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:14,501
I didn't wanna worry you.
599
00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:17,301
I worry because I care.
600
00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:20,901
Mum, we've gotta start
being open with each other.
601
00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:22,741
We've gotta start talking.
602
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:25,581
Mrs Jackson,
what did I say about keeping calm?
603
00:36:25,621 --> 00:36:27,861
Kenneth wasn't your father.
Mrs Jackson...
604
00:36:27,901 --> 00:36:29,621
Yeah, he was.
605
00:36:29,661 --> 00:36:32,501
No, you don't understand.
You see, before we got married...
606
00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:35,061
It doesn't matter
what happened before.
607
00:36:35,101 --> 00:36:38,621
He was my dad. He was.
608
00:36:40,101 --> 00:36:41,261
You knew?
609
00:36:42,421 --> 00:36:44,101
I think I always suspected.
610
00:36:45,821 --> 00:36:48,101
I never really saw much
of myself in Dad.
611
00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:49,621
And after a few Chardonnays,
612
00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:51,581
you and Marjorie
would always bang on
613
00:36:51,621 --> 00:36:54,941
about some wild night you had
with a sexy singer.
614
00:36:54,981 --> 00:36:57,261
Was it Frank?
Why didn't you say anything?
615
00:36:57,301 --> 00:37:01,141
Well, I wanted to,
but when Dad was alive...
616
00:37:02,301 --> 00:37:04,021
..he stepped up, didn't he?
617
00:37:05,381 --> 00:37:06,981
Cried at all my parents' evenings.
618
00:37:08,261 --> 00:37:10,461
Came to all my
terrible student shows.
619
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:16,381
And then after he died, I thought
about mentioning it, but...
620
00:37:17,781 --> 00:37:19,621
..I guess
I didn't really wanna know.
621
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,421
What was the point?
622
00:37:22,461 --> 00:37:23,741
Did it matter?
623
00:37:25,941 --> 00:37:27,701
He was my dad.
624
00:37:28,901 --> 00:37:30,821
And when he was alive, I...
625
00:37:30,861 --> 00:37:33,621
I didn't want him to think
he wasn't...
626
00:37:33,661 --> 00:37:36,621
because he was - enough.
627
00:37:39,421 --> 00:37:42,341
Anyways,
this Frank's probably long gone.
628
00:37:42,381 --> 00:37:43,941
Probably dead.
SHE SCOFFS
629
00:37:45,701 --> 00:37:47,781
BEEPING
630
00:37:48,861 --> 00:37:50,581
Mum, what aren't you telling me?
631
00:37:50,621 --> 00:37:52,661
BEEPING INCREASES
632
00:37:52,701 --> 00:37:53,861
Mum?
633
00:38:09,861 --> 00:38:11,381
Cyn?
634
00:38:13,221 --> 00:38:15,981
Oh, sorry.
I thought you might be your mum.
635
00:38:16,021 --> 00:38:17,781
Well, you must be Frank.
636
00:38:17,821 --> 00:38:20,701
Well, erm... that's my stage name.
637
00:38:20,741 --> 00:38:24,581
I'm really Colin,
but we'll keep that between us.
638
00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,341
AMANDA CHUCKLES
639
00:38:26,381 --> 00:38:28,061
Nice to meet you.
640
00:38:31,301 --> 00:38:35,341
So, she really is going
with that strong and stable guy?
641
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:38,341
No. She's... She's moving in
with me, actually...
642
00:38:38,381 --> 00:38:40,661
Oh.
..for a while.
643
00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:42,101
I'm sure we'll sort something out.
644
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:45,341
My ten-year-old's gonna move
out of the bottom bunk.
645
00:38:46,421 --> 00:38:48,061
Oh, you've got kids.
646
00:38:48,101 --> 00:38:50,781
Yeah, two.
Sorry, you... you...
647
00:38:50,821 --> 00:38:52,181
you must be thinking...
648
00:38:52,221 --> 00:38:54,301
Well, don't know what to think,
really.
649
00:38:56,981 --> 00:39:00,061
She wanted the best for you, Amanda.
650
00:39:00,101 --> 00:39:06,061
And after what she saw in Newcastle,
she decided that I wasn't the one,
651
00:39:06,101 --> 00:39:10,061
and I don't blame her,
but I'm not that guy any more.
652
00:39:13,581 --> 00:39:17,541
So, if you wanted...
To what? I'm not gonna call you Dad.
653
00:39:17,581 --> 00:39:19,021
No, you had a dad.
654
00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:23,581
I just want to get to know you
a bit, that's all.
655
00:39:25,661 --> 00:39:26,701
Yeah.
656
00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:29,101
Yeah, maybe.
657
00:39:31,261 --> 00:39:33,541
I'd better get this stuff
to the car,
658
00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:37,741
tell my 12-year-old to clean
the dirty plates out of their room.
659
00:39:37,781 --> 00:39:40,621
Look, I... I can't stop her going
if that's what she wants,
660
00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:42,421
but there is another way.
661
00:39:45,501 --> 00:39:49,021
# Let's get away to Monterey
662
00:39:49,061 --> 00:39:51,261
# Or London scene... #
663
00:39:52,621 --> 00:39:53,701
KNOCKING
664
00:39:53,741 --> 00:39:54,981
Come in, Amanda.
665
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:58,101
Actually, she sent me.
666
00:40:04,741 --> 00:40:07,061
You know, she's great.
Mm.
667
00:40:08,221 --> 00:40:09,861
She has her moments.
668
00:40:11,861 --> 00:40:13,221
I just wanna say,
669
00:40:13,261 --> 00:40:15,941
is there any part of you that would
like to stay at Cedar Woods?
670
00:40:17,421 --> 00:40:19,741
Because you could always
live with me.
671
00:40:22,501 --> 00:40:23,701
I've sorted Heather.
672
00:40:23,741 --> 00:40:26,581
I'd rather not know
what you've done with Heather.
673
00:40:26,621 --> 00:40:27,941
Er, is that a no?
674
00:40:27,981 --> 00:40:29,741
Of course it's a no.
675
00:40:29,781 --> 00:40:32,581
I saw you ramming your tongue
down her throat. Ah.
676
00:40:34,581 --> 00:40:36,701
I'm so sick of you messing me about.
677
00:40:36,741 --> 00:40:38,381
Telling me you've changed,
678
00:40:38,421 --> 00:40:41,181
and you're pulling the same tricks
you pulled 50-odd years ago.
679
00:40:42,421 --> 00:40:45,261
If Amanda can't pick me up,
then I'm gonna call a taxi.
680
00:40:45,301 --> 00:40:48,021
"No resident-staff relationships."
681
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:50,821
It's the number one rule
for the village managers,
682
00:40:50,861 --> 00:40:52,381
and Heather broke it.
683
00:40:52,421 --> 00:40:55,181
And?
Well, she's on gardening leave.
684
00:40:56,261 --> 00:40:58,101
So she won't be able
to throw you out.
685
00:41:00,941 --> 00:41:04,181
Do you expect me to believe
that you kissed her for me?
686
00:41:04,221 --> 00:41:08,261
You know, she's been flirting
with me for months, and I...
687
00:41:08,301 --> 00:41:11,061
I knew I could get
her to overstep the line.
688
00:41:11,101 --> 00:41:14,621
And I just thought, well, if it
meant I could get you to stay...
689
00:41:15,781 --> 00:41:17,421
I...
690
00:41:17,461 --> 00:41:20,861
I didn't mean you to actually...
watch it.
691
00:41:26,141 --> 00:41:27,501
I hope I haven't blown my chances.
692
00:41:35,981 --> 00:41:38,101
You and I have something to do,
haven't we? Hmm?
693
00:41:43,981 --> 00:41:46,621
FLUTE MUSIC PLAYS
694
00:41:46,661 --> 00:41:48,661
BELLS JINGLE
695
00:41:58,701 --> 00:42:00,381
APPLAUSE
696
00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:01,861
Mum?
697
00:42:01,901 --> 00:42:05,581
Amanda, thanks for coming.
Yeah, of course.
698
00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:09,221
You know, I never kept it a secret
to hurt you.
699
00:42:09,261 --> 00:42:12,581
I just wanted you
to have a good life. Yeah.
700
00:42:13,661 --> 00:42:16,221
Well, we've got a lot to talk about,
haven't we?
701
00:42:16,261 --> 00:42:18,981
It's time we were honest
with each other.
702
00:42:19,021 --> 00:42:22,701
But for now, good luck.
THEY CHUCKLE
703
00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:25,221
MC: Put our hands together
and make some noise for Frank Fury.
704
00:42:25,261 --> 00:42:26,461
Thank you.
705
00:42:26,501 --> 00:42:30,301
APPLAUSE
706
00:42:33,861 --> 00:42:36,981
We love you, Cynthia! You can do it!
707
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,141
CHEERING
708
00:42:42,501 --> 00:42:43,661
You ready?
709
00:42:46,701 --> 00:42:49,381
# It had to be you... #
710
00:42:49,421 --> 00:42:51,381
ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS
That's good.
711
00:42:51,421 --> 00:42:53,021
# It had to be you
712
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,261
# I wandered around
713
00:42:57,301 --> 00:42:58,621
# And finally found
714
00:42:58,661 --> 00:43:01,021
# The somebody who
715
00:43:02,221 --> 00:43:05,021
# Could make me be true
716
00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:08,381
# And could make me be blue
717
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:13,501
BOTH: # And even be glad
Just to be sad
718
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:15,381
# Thinking of you
719
00:43:16,901 --> 00:43:19,341
# Some others I've seen... #
720
00:43:19,381 --> 00:43:20,821
Let's boogie!
721
00:43:20,861 --> 00:43:22,381
# Might never be mean
722
00:43:22,421 --> 00:43:24,021
# Oh, yes, they are
723
00:43:24,061 --> 00:43:27,581
# Might never be cross
Or try to be boss
724
00:43:27,621 --> 00:43:31,741
# But they wouldn't do.
725
00:43:31,781 --> 00:43:35,901
# For nobody else gave me a thrill
726
00:43:35,941 --> 00:43:38,861
# With all your faults
I love you still
727
00:43:38,901 --> 00:43:42,541
# It had to be you
Wonderful you
728
00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:45,301
# It had to be you. #
729
00:43:45,341 --> 00:43:47,301
Whoo!
Yeah!
730
00:43:47,341 --> 00:43:49,701
PLAYS GUITAR SOLO
731
00:43:55,261 --> 00:43:58,181
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
732
00:44:02,061 --> 00:44:05,501
# Cold-pressed, super-hot
Tie me up now
733
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:09,661
# I've got a heart made of plastic
But I won't be your doll
734
00:44:09,701 --> 00:44:12,621
# Spice and sugar rush
I'm in control
735
00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:16,541
# I'll be taking my time
When I'm pouring it slow
736
00:44:16,581 --> 00:44:19,421
# Cherry fizz, absinthe
Give me your name
737
00:44:19,461 --> 00:44:23,501
# I've got a night stand at home
Where your number can stay
738
00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:26,501
# Daydream, nightmare, I'm undefined
739
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:30,421
# No matter the form
I'll stay on your mind
740
00:44:30,461 --> 00:44:33,301
# Girl talk, baby
Gonna give you a thrill. #
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