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Oh, Daddy!
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You know what?
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Mr. Ties.
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What is that, German? Viking?
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Family name.
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Thank you.
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This is quite a strong family name. Does
it stand for something?
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We'll just have to leave it. It was a
long -standing nickname.
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Oh, of man and tree. Hi.
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What is it, Hope?
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You know I'm in a meeting here, right? I
know, but I come to bring everybody
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water, and I see you already got coffee.
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I just wanted to see how you were doing
today.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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Don't worry.
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You have such a lovely daughter.
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Oh, yeah. Cute.
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Which brings us why we're here today.
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Yeah, why are you here?
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Damn, Camille. Put your claws away.
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She's just really looking out for your
best interest. I'm your secretary.
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what I'm supposed to do.
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We understand that. We understand. We
see that you're getting older in age.
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Oh! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Daddy, you're not getting older. You're
almost, you know, what, like 21 by now?
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So, yeah.
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You better, like, check your sister.
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She's taking a whole year.
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But you just called him home. I didn't
call him home.
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Thank you, Helen. You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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You know, like your daughter, I know if
anything were to happen to you, you'd
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like to make sure she was taken care of,
right?
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Well, of course.
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I know she probably helps take care of
you a lot, you know, like all the time.
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She's even taking care of all of us
right now. We really appreciate that.
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And... Make the room a little bit
calmer. Yes, and... Can we get to the
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Okay.
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Like, it's inevitable.
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We all die. I know it.
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I know it's hard to say. Like, we all
die, but many of us, we don't leave
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the proper means for our loved ones to
take care of themselves once they're
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gone. That's a will.
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But, you know, but sometimes you don't
have enough money saved up.
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And... Thank you. You're welcome.
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You seem nervous.
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Oh, I'm not nervous at all. I'm just
trying to make sure this family gets the
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proper care that they need if anything
were to happen. You never know what
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happen.
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You know how heart disease is a very
common thing.
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As you are starting to near some of your
later years, I know some physical
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activity, especially around the house,
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Little things, you know, it could start
bringing you closer to that. Would
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anybody like some cookies? I'm sorry.
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Oh, I want one. And can I please get
your guys' names?
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Oh, yes, yes. I'm Mr. Grand.
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Mr.
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Grand, yes. Do you have a first name or
is that Mr. Grand? Oh, it's just Mr.,
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like, it's a family name. I don't want
to go into it. Is that M -R or M -I -R?
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Is it M -R with a period after it? Yes.
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I went to college. Oh, wow, wow.
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I couldn't really tell. I'm a gay man,
actually.
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Me too.
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Man,
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we miss, nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you.
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Oh, I should be quiet.
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Okay, by the way, your daughter's
cookies are amazing.
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I wouldn't mind eating her cookies any
day. You are so amazing.
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But, and thinking of that, you would not
want her to not have her sweet cookies
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available once you were gone, right? You
would still want others to enjoy her
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sweet cookies after she was gone. Cookie
or cookies?
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Oh, cookies, yes.
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Plural,
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yes. Daddy, I missed you.
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I just love seeing, like, don't you just
love seeing happy families? I do.
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You did ask her a question. I'll give
her that. Okay.
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Well, anyways.
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Thank you.
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You know, a lot of people.
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Daddy, remember when we used to sing
Humpty Dumpty?
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We used to sing Humpty Dumpty. Yeah. We
had a great fall. Yeah, and I used to
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fall. Yeah.
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She's just a bundle of joys.
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Like, I can just feel her warming me up
right now. Is she warming you up? Like,
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I can feel a little bit.
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She warms up the whole room.
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Yeah, I know. Like.
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Is there a fan or anything?
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Sorry, no, they just put in a
chandelier. I'll take out the fan. Yeah,
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apologize for my hair.
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Like, when the humidity comes.
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You can't have that Paul Revere look
going on there.
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Well, thank you.
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That's not a good thing. Has anybody
ever told you you look like Russell?
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Katy Perry's ex -husband?
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She's incredible. You know what? I don't
really watch too much TV.
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Her kids.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know you probably have some people in
here trying to sell
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you term life insurance.
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That's just not for you.
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You're going to be around for a while.
You need him around for a while, right?
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Yes, I need him around for a while.
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He helps satisfy a lot of your needs
that a good father does.
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And when do you want to keep those same
needs going on should something happen
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to you?
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Most of the time, yeah.
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Your daughter still needs to be taken
care of even when you can't.
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And that's what we're here for.
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Well, I just hope he's around for a
long, long time.
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I'm sure your dad will be. And we're not
here saying that.
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You're going to die any day soon. I hope
not. Literally, we're not.
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In case of anything were to happen, you
would want this company to be in your
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family's hands still. Yes.
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That's not a script.
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There's a script?
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No, there's no script. You heard that,
correct? There's a script.
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Wait a minute.
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It seems kind of like some weird scheme.
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Oh, no, never.
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Here is the spectacle of you two now.
No. What would happen if I Googled your
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names or your company?
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Oh, oh. Is this legitimate?
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No, of course. You said your name was
Mandy Muse and you're Mr.
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Grand? Yeah, Mr. Grand.
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I'll be doing my research later. Yeah,
so will I.
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Well, that's what I pay you for. Yeah,
but don't worry.
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Just don't type it in Pornhub or
anything.
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I told you to put the blockers on the
computer, okay?
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But anyways, for a little low price,
only $500, I know it might sound like,
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that's a lot of money. But it's really
not when you think about the coverage
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get. That's a $2 million policy.
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Should anything happen, like you're
driving down the road one day and
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you become distracted.
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Do you become distracted at times from
activities?
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I think we all do, like, yeah. That's
what he asked me for. There's
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everywhere. And you can try to find
them.
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There are distractions I run into
sometimes.
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Really, Daddy?
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Mm -hmm. I missed you so much. I missed
you, too. Thank you.
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Now, would you want that smile to ever
stop should you stop being here?
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No. And that's what we're here for.
We're here to give you that peace of
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that comfort, that...
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This pretty smile right here. Thank you
for feeling me. Thank you. Thank you.
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Another one.
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Thank you.
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I mean, I guess I understand the warm
feeling. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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I can understand that warm feeling. You
can get a really warm feeling sometimes.
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See, look, it seems like you're already
distracted.
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Right. I had a thought about it. Mr.
Ties, are you feeling well? You need a
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little water. You look a little flushed
right now. I know. It is hot in here.
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It's a little hot.
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I mean, it does get kind of, you know,
hot when you're talking about, like, you
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know, like the drinks.
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What, you got a death fetish or
something?
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It doesn't know us.
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Something smells around here.
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I don't know.
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Never mind.
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That's highly unprofessional of me
today.
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Okay,
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wait a minute here.
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But also, while we're here, we do have
health insurance available as well. If
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you do need to maybe see about this
redness in your skin, it could be a
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My lawyer mom just died last month
from... You don't have to tell
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Well, she had our life insurance, so
it's fabulous.
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And let me guess, you were the
beneficiary.
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You know how bad we need to sell right
now. Like, we're going under.
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Okay, I think y 'all need to figure some
things out.
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And I'm going to leave you be.
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So you have a wonderful day today.
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Yeah, I think that we can discuss more
better this way. You know, like, so that
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way you're not distracted by your
daughter. She's quite the distraction.
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You know what?
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I'm thinking that I'm going to just let
my assistant do her homework after some
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of the things that... Oh, I think I've
done enough homework.
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Oh, my God.
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Can I have your autograph?
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I'm sure, yeah.
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What did I tell you?
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There you go, yeah.
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Thank you.
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He says you don't want to keep sucking
dicks or trying to sell life insurance.
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I said, wait, you just got a shit dick.
Maybe he'll sell.
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We do need to make rent this month.
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So, Mr. Tiles, we have another
intriguing business offer for you.
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