All language subtitles for Ghosts s05e05 T-Daddy.eng

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- I'm sorry, what are we...
- [others shushing]

Don't talk while we're waiting
for the gurgle.

It's very rude.

[whispers]:
Sorry.

Will it definitely be today?

No.

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- [gurgles]
- [all exclaiming, laughing]

I heard it. I heard the gurgle.

Oh, wow.

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What does she mean,
she doesn't want it?

Are you sure
you don't want

to keep the car,
Abby?

Trevor's just having a little
trouble wrapping his head around

anyone turning down
a free Porsche.

It's a very kind gesture.
I just, um...

The car is a little bit, uh...

- Douchey?
- Exactly.

Douchey? The founder of Hooters
drove one of these.

It is pure class.

I can't get over the fact
that a ghost has Porsche money.

We're barely scraping by.

I didn't add guac
to my Chipotle order last night.

Also, honestly,
it's just way too expensive, GD.

GD's short for "Ghost Dad."

I suppose it's better than
"Fished Out of a Lake Dad."

[laughs, clears throat]

Okay, so I swung big.

But I missed out on
the first 25 years of her life.

I mean, amortized over
200 nights of Hanukkah,

this is barely anything.

Anyway, I should get to work,
'cause I don't like being

more than one hour late
for my shift.

You know I'm your boss, right?

Yeah, but GD pays my salary.

- [Jay scoffs]
- Ooh.

She's selectively entitled.

I like it.

So, you need help
returning the car now, Trevor?

I'm not returning this car, Sam.

Have you heard of depreciation?

I sell this,
I'm gonna take a bath.

No, no, I'll keep it.

- You can't drive.
- Whatever.

- It'll be my sitting Porsche.
- Oh.

Feel that supple leather
on my bare tuchus.

What's he saying?

He's gonna keep it
as his sitting Porsche.

Again, no guac.

None. Guacless.

Chef, I hate to do this,

but, uh, I got to talk to you
about that raise again.

Oh. Sorry, Cobra.
It's not really a good time.

I'm in a pinch.

Dolphins blew my parlay,
and I need some scratch.

He's going to Turkey
to get a hair transplant.

You hate when gambling
is your cover story.

You did say after three months
you would evaluate our salaries.

I'm with Amanda.

You need to pay these people
a living wage, Jeremiah.

I thought we'd be in a better
position than we are today,

but unfortunately, we're not.

Look, we're all hurting.

I ate a very dry burrito
last night.

Ooh, a dry burrito?

That's harsh.

I'm back on Jeremiah's side.

We had so many
unexpected expenses.

I-I... We had to fix the roof

because the stripper
crashed through it.

That's an image
I'll never get out of my head.

The blood, the glitter,
the penis straws strewn about.

And we don't talk about it
in front of you guys,

but Sam and I are barely keeping
our heads above water.

I'm sorry, boss.
I-I didn't know.

If you sign up
for their rewards program,

Burrito Barn gives you free guac
on National Avocado Day.

Thank you, Gabe. That doesn't
solve the bigger problem,

but I will be doing that.

Look at this thing.
So ostentatious.

I'm gonna move it round back.

Trevor says it has
over 500 horses in it.

My only question is:
How do they crush the bones

into such perfectly
rounded curves?

I don't get fancy cars.

I just want something that
gets me from point A to point B.

Wow. [chuckles]

The seat really hugs you.

Yes, embrace the opulence.

Oh, my.

The leather is so supple.

That's it.

Feel the Woodstone
coursing through your veins.

Wait, do these seats
have a massage function?

- Coming.
- [engine starts]

[engine revving]

Is it unusually bright in here?

No.

Oh, my eyes must
still be adjusting.

As you know, I'm a denizen
of the basement now.

I must have grown accustomed
to the dark lo these many weeks.

- It's been two days.
- What?

But it has been eventful.
Abby now knows Trevor's a ghost.

ALBERTA:
Oh, how are you enjoying that, Trevor?

Are you loving
getting to know your daughter?

[unenthusiastically]:
Yeah. I mean... yeah.

I believe those were
my exact words

when the minister asked me
if I take this woman

- to be my lawfully wedded wife.
- ALBERTA: Yeah, Trev.

That didn't sound
very enthusiastic.

I'm thrilled Abby's in my life.

I love that we're
getting to know each other.

But is it me, or does she
just seem sort of aimless?

- What do you mean?
- What are her goals?

She majored in French poetry,
she's working this dead-end job,

and she's turning down
free cars.

Well, speaking as a guy
who knows a thing or two

about aimless girls...

Oh, because that little girl
shot you, right.

How long you been waiting
to use that quip?

It'll be 16 years in February.

It has proven very hard
to work into conversation.

But the point, Trevor,
is Abby's young.

She'll figure things out.

I just hate to see her
waste her life.

Oh, Papa Trev.

Just talk to her.

Tell her about your concerns.

No, I don't want to be
the annoying, noodgy dad.

I want to be the cool Ghost Dad.

By the way, Ghost Dad,
underrated Bill Cosby movie.

Ugh, if only he were here
to help guide me.

America's dad, am I right?

Great actor, better man.

- [clicks tongue]
- SAMANTHA: Hey, guys.

Oh, why don't you have
Samantha talk to her?

Trevor's worried about
Abby's lack of direction,

but he doesn't want
to seem like a nag.

That's where you come in.

Yes, you can find out
what her goals are.

See if she has any dreams.

Point her
in the right direction.

You know, give her
the full Cosby.

Okay, I feel like
some information

didn't filter down
to the ghost community,

but I hear you regarding Abby,
and I'm happy to talk to her.

Maybe I could take her
for a spin in the convertible.

Yeah, whatever.
Or lunch or a walk.

Cool.
Spin in the convertible it is.

So, you went there
on a teen tour.

Nice. How was it?

Istanbul? It was cool.

I don't know.
It was a long time ago.

- Yeah, uh, I might go.
- [car approaching]

Just to check it out.

Not for any kind
of medical procedure.

[horn honking]

SAMANTHA:
Hop in, kid.

Let's ride.

Do so at your own risk, Abby.

This lady's a terror
behind the wheel.

What up, Cobra?

[car door closes]

Broke, my ass.

Slow down, Sam!
Some of us can't buckle in!

SAMANTHA:
Well, the talk with Abby went great.

You don't have to worry.
She's got goals.

In fact, I think you're
gonna really love

what she wants to do
with her life.

She wants to get a degree
in finance.

- What?
- Oh, Trevor must be loving this.

Oh, Trevor, this is great.

She's following in your
capitalist pig footsteps.

- I can't believe this.
- I know.

It seems a little
out of character,

but she's really into it.

She says it's always been
a dream of hers.

- Oh.
- Hi.

Oh, Abby. I just told Trevor
about your plans

to go to grad school,
and he is very excited.

Really? I wish my living dad
felt the same.

He doesn't want to pay for it.

That's ridiculous.

Why wouldn't Pinkus want her
following in his footsteps?

Trevor's very supportive.

In fact, you tell her
I'm gonna pay for it.

Really? [chuckles]

He says he's gonna pay
for your tuition.

Seriously? How does a ghost
have so much money?

Meanwhile, I'm wearing pants
that a guest left behind.

I got to say, they look better
on you than they did on Linda.

I can't accept that.
It's just too big a gesture.

Sam, please.

Tell her I want
to do this for her.

If she can't accept the car,
at least take this.

He won't take no for an answer.

All right.

Thank you, Ghost Dad.
I... [laughs]

Wow. Um, you know,

when I tell most people
that I want to go to Paris

to study French poetry,
they think I'm crazy,

but not you- you get it.

- What did she say?
- ABBY: Oh, my God.

I'm gonna go look for berets.

Thank you, Ghost Dad.

Sam, what the hell is going on?

- Explain.
- I have no idea.

In the car, she said,

"I want to get a degree
in finance."

Oh, I think I see what happened.

Sort of a hilarious
misunderstanding.

ABBY:
What I really want to do

- is get a degree in France.
- [engine roaring]

Right on.

Aren't you going a little fast?

You want me to give it some gas?
Okay.

Unbuckled ghost back here!

She said she wanted to get
"a degree in France,"

but what I'm realizing now is
you thought she said

"a degree in finance."

- Sam, what did you do?
- I'm sorry.

It was the wind
and the roar of the engine.

It was all so loud.

Why were you revving it so much?

Because the big dog's
got to eat.

TREVOR:
This is a nightmare, Sam.

My daughter is going to

throw away her life
with a farkakte degree

in French poetry,
and I'm paying for it.

Trevor, don't worry.
Your daughter's gonna have

some of the best sex
of her life in France.

I don't think that's
helpful here, Flower.

You know the French invented
the m�nage � trois?

Fun fact:
It's only a m�nage � trois

in the M�nage region of France.

Otherwise,
it's just a threesome.

Sam, you have to fix this.

Oh, I don't think I should get
any more involved.

Take that, put it on a Post-it,
jam it on your mirror.

That's the new house motto.

In Germany,
they call threesomes �ber bangs.

Sam, you are involved.

This whole thing is your fault.

It's those engineers
in Stuttgart.

Why do they have to tune
the darn engine to purr so loud?

Wait, you're driving
the Porsche?

Why is everyone else
living like a king

while I'm wearing
knockoff Juicy?

Hey, Sam, you tell him
they're hugging his curves

just like the real thing.

Look, I personally think
it's fine

for Abby to pursue her passion,

but I'm not the one
paying for it.

If you disagree, then you need
to be honest with her.

This is tough.

I really think that she is
throwing away her life.

But if I'm honest with her,

I'm no longer the cool dad.

Look, take it from
another cool dad...

- Stop right there, Pete.
- Cheerfully withdrawn.

Either be okay with her
following her passion

or tell her how you really feel.

You don't have any other choice.

JAY:
For what it's worth,

Bela has a ton
of stupid degrees,

and she turned out okay.

I mean, she did get fired
from a cat caf�

and tried to sleep
with several ghosts.

You know what? I don't know
what point I'm trying to make.

I should get back to Mahesh.

- Okay. Well, I'll drive you.
- It's like a hundred yards.

Yeah, but, you know,
it's, like, hot or cold out.

Whatever.
Just shut up. I'm driving.

Man, I sure hope
Jay's butt rhinestones

don't scratch the leather seats.

Wait a second.

Bela.

That's how I fix this.

What do you mean?

We got a walking, talking
cautionary tale

right under this roof.

Let's scare the French poetry
right out of Abby.

GABE:
No!

They bought a 911?

- Yeah.
- NEEL: Those things are pricey.

I once spent 500 bucks
just to rent one for a date.

I told this chick I was the heir
to the Baskin-Robbins fortune.

Why does ice cream always
feature so prominently

in Neel's sexual ploys?

AMANDA:
This is total bull crap.

Chef told us he has no money,

and his wife is driving
a $200,000 sports car?

Oh, did you see his pants today?

I think there were
diamonds on them.

We don't have to stand for this.

Oh, dear.

We should do something.

- Totally.
- Yeah.

This is all chillingly familiar.

Please, ma'am,
an extra three pennies a week

- would really help.
- HETTY: Three pennies?

That's outrageous. Do you think
we're made of money?

Well, then, what about
at least cutting back

some of the hours
in the factory?

TATE:
I've heard of a rumor

about a new thing
called a weekend.

The answer is no, you shall
not be getting a raise.

Not now and not ever.

I already said
that you're welcome

to eat any rats that you find.

You people are relentless.

Then maybe we'll have to do
something about it.

Like what?

Like maybe we'll form a union.

["union" echoing]

We should form a union.

- [chuckles]
- No!

And we should get medical.

And certain elective procedures
should be covered.

[Hetty whimpers]

BELA:
So, I heard you're studying in Europe.

- That's so exciting.
- What's going on?

Trevor texted Bela
to tell Abby about the time

- when she studied abroad.
- Oh, that's nice.

To get her all excited
about the experience?

No, to scare the crap
out of her.

Bela doesn't know
that's my intent,

but hopefully,
her hot-mess misadventures

will speak for themselves.

I am really excited.

So, you also went to school
in Europe?

Mm-hmm.

I studied pottery in Greece.

That is incredible.

So, did your pottery degree
lead to anything?

Did you get a job in your field?

Well, not in my field per se,

but I did get a job in a field,
picking olives.

See, I was dating this Greek guy
from the moped rental place.

Anyways, we went to Delphi,
and then Stavros stole

all my money and my passport.
[groans]

So I had to work for two weeks
to pay for my train ticket.

PETE:
And that, my friends,

is why you always carry
traveler's checks.

Pete, I'm really enjoying
this new relationship,

but too many
of our conversations

- involve traveler's checks.
- [laughing]: Not possible.

That's a little intense,

but overall, you're really happy
you went, right?

Financially? No.

Professionally? Of course not.

But the good news is you can't
get hepatitis A twice.

- SAMANTHA: Hey, guys.
- ALBERTA: Trevor's trying to get

Bela to scare Abby
out of going to Europe.

Why would you tell her that?

Remember in 2006 when you
noticed that stain on my dress

and you called me "Al-dirta"?

Oh, come on.
That was one burn 20 years ago.

We're here for eternity.
All I have are my grudges.

- Oh, my God, Trevor.
- What's going on?

SAMANTHA:
Abby, I'm just gonna come clean with you

because, obviously,
your father is too scared

to do it himself.

In the car,

because of the turbocharged
roar of the engine,

I thought you told me
you wanted to get a degree

in finance, not in France.

Sam, stop this right now.

Wait, so that's why Trevor
offered to pay for my tuition.

Yeah. And now he's trying
to get Bela to scare you off.

What? I thought I was
pumping her up.

No, you're a cautionary tale.
Sorry.

Oh, no, a cautionary tale
would've been

what happened to me in Ibiza.

I boarded a literal pirate ship.

So, you don't support me and
you're too lame to be honest.

That's great, Trevor.

Abby, wait.

Sam, look what you did.

Damn it.

Ooh, Stavros is on Facebook.

He looks good for 61.

And she just
friend-requested him.

I wonder if he's still married.

[car engines roaring over TV]

Oh, what y'all watching?

Does it have Momoa or no Momoa?

Ugh, it's this Formula 1
automobile race

Samantha demanded we watch.

Come on, accelerate
out of the turn, Leclerc.

What is this, amateur hour?

This Porsche has become
her entire personality.

Okay, that's crazy.

And it's "Porsch-a."

A lot of people don't know that.

Sam, what were you thinking?

She told Abby that I didn't
want her studying in France.

But you don't want her
studying in France.

Yeah, but I was trying
to blow that up

without Abby
getting upset with me.

Look, Trevor, I'm sorry

for calling you out,
but you hit a nerve, okay?

What are you talking about?

I was raised by
a very controlling mother

who was constantly tricking me
into doing what she wanted.

I was trying to keep her
from making a mistake.

But that's not the way
to go about it, Trev.

Look, I had
the craziest dream of all-

to go to New York
and to be a star-

but my dad was
my biggest supporter,

and that always meant
a lot to me.

You ended up getting murdered.

Later. It was good for a while.

My father wanted me to marry
a woman, and then I did.

It's not a great story
or a great marriage,

but... [clicks tongue]
those are the facts.

His point is, a parent pushing
someone into doing something

they don't want to do
will just lead to resentment.

Hmm? No, I was just talking
because I felt left out, but...

[clears throat] yes,
apparently, it was relevant.

Look, Trevor, you can try
to steer Abby in the direction

that you think is right,
but ultimately, it's her life.

She's gonna live it.

You make your case,
and then she decides.

So you're saying
I should just be honest?

Yes. You can't handle her
with kid gloves.

Speaking of which, I'm gonna
go buy some driving gloves.

[sighs]

- You have a problem, girl.
- SAMANTHA: Oh, I know.

They say you can't outrun
your problems,

but I'm gonna try.

[sighs]

- AMANDA: What do we want?
- WORKERS: A living wage!

When do we want it?

- FLOWER: Drugs!
- WORKERS: Now!

Oh, man, this is not good.

Why don't they just
hire some goons

to violently bust this strike?

You can't do that anymore,
Hetty.

Oh, what has happened
to this country?

This is all because of
that stupid car.

They think we're loaded.

Why don't you just sell it?

I mean, the optics
will certainly be better,

and then maybe you can use
some of the money

to pay the staff more.

Including your
hardworking manager.

Now you're asking for more?

- Well played, Bela.
- Besides, I can't sell the car.

Because his wife loves it
more than she loves him.

Trevor correctly anticipated
that we might want to sell it,

so he registered it
under a false name

with some offshore LLC.

Aruba: great beaches,

famously permissive
financial regulations.

And only Trevor knows
the passwords,

that pantsless bastard.

He's like an evil genius.

I know. It's so hot.

Uh, I mean... [chuckles] bummer.

ISAAC: I mean, how long does
it take to complete a Wordle?

It's "build," damn it.

[laughing]:
"Build," you absolute simpleton.

Oh, it's "guild."

My bad.

Abby, I'm with Trevor,

and he wants you to know
that he's sorry

for not being honest with you.

- Thank you, Trevor.
- SAMANTHA: But he still doesn't

think you should go to France
and study poetry.

He thinks it's a waste of time.

He may be saying that,
but in another way,

he's telling me to go.

- Okay, I'm very confused.
- What do you mean?

Trevor died
when he was very young.

He missed out
on so many experiences.

I've seen too many people
not live long lives.

Not just Trevor.

My mom died young.

I'm gonna have fun
while I still can.

Will going to France
advance my career?

Probably not,
but it'll be a sick time.

Ben Franklin gave half of Paris
gonorrhea.

[laughs]

Talk about a sick time.

Trevor, I'm not going to France
to waste my life.

I am going there to live it.

You know what? She's right.

You never know what's coming
around the corner.

You could get sick
or hit by a bus.

Or eat two random pills

from your friend's
secret drug drawer.

Exactly. You can make
all the right decisions,

but when it's your time,
it's your time.

Sam, tell Abby
she should study in France

and I will pay for it.

Abby, he says
you should study in France

and he will pay for it.

Really?

It's a lot of money.

Oh, I can always sell
the Porsche.

Oh, he says you might
have to take out some loans.

What? Sam.

Yeah, that's okay.
I can do that.

- Sam!
- Okay, fine.

He says he'll pay
for the whole thing.

And it's "Porsch-a." Damn it.

- What do we want?
- A living wage!

- When do we want it?
- Now!

Why are they still out there?

We sold the Porsche.

That's what happens
with these things.

It starts out with them wanting
an extra helping of gruel,

and then the next thing
you know,

- they want an 18-hour workday.
- SAMANTHA: Hetty,

how did you end the strike
back in your day?

Well, it felt wrong to bring in
the goons against the children,

so we were forced to pursue
more creative solutions.

Unfortunately, we cannot
increase your wages-

the budget simply
won't allow it-

but we have something better
than money to offer.

Is it food? I'm very hungry.

No, no. It's dignity.

You, young man,
shall henceforth be known

as the vice president
of operations.

- Really?
- Well, then, what am I, ma'am?

You are the chief executive
child person.

- Wow.
- Mm. "Wow," indeed.

Perhaps it's worth a shot.

No. Those were kids.

The kitchen staff are
sophisticated adults.

Right, Jay?

- Well...
- COBRA: Wow.

President of cuisine.

[chuckles] Thanks, Chef.

And, Gabe, you're gonna be
vice president of...

Please say chips.
Please say chips.

Sure. Chips.

No way. [laughs]

Quick, take away their weekends
while you have their goodwill.

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