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Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you doing?

Well, I figured since the poker game went really well, maybe we'd play a

poker in the morning.

A little poker in the morning?

Poker. Oh, God.

What?

Is that him?

No, he left. I think he's playing golf today.

Golf? How'd you get in?

Your door's unlocked.

Oh.

Remember, I stayed the night.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, my God.

I didn't even tell him.

Well, what are you doing? Round two?

Mm -hmm.

Like I said, I wanted to play poker this morning.

What do you have to negotiate for this round?

I don't have to negotiate anything.

Do you have to negotiate anything? Is this like a blackmail?

No, no blackmail.

I just figured since I was better than your dad, you might go for round two.

Maybe next time I'll even let you win.

Yeah? Yeah. Wait, yeah?

Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Alright, round two, fight.

That was more than my allowance for a month.

For a month? I thought that was only a week.

Want to borrow some money?

Yeah. I got great interest rates.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Alright.

Yeah, you know what the interest is, right?

These rates? I don't know.

You fit in this family really well.

Thank you.

Your dad raised you wrong, right? I don't know. There's something that goes

there. It must be in your bloodline since I'm a fan of it too.

It's going to be in somebody's line here shortly.

Oh yeah?

So are you going to play with me or are you actually going to touch me?

A little bit of both.

First thing in the morning I figured I'd let you wake up a little bit before I

just ripped your clothes off and ravaged you. Oh, thank you. You're so kind.

Sometimes. Sometimes? Sometimes.

At least if I like you.

Oh, so you like me?

You're one of my favorite nieces.

One of them?

Why? I'll never tell. Okay, alright, fine.

Fine.

I'm your favorite today.

There's a sour.

That works. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay.

Or at least at this moment in time, how's that?

This moment in time? Fine, you're my favorite uncle at this moment in time.

Hey. See, we have something in common now. We're both each other's favorites

the moment.

Yeah, that's true.

Your hands are way more manlier than my dad's.

Oh, shit.

See, that's for all those years of hard work.

Hard work, you think?

Mm -mm.

God, I'm bummed.

You're funny when you wake up. Thank you, thank you. You got me to pour my

coffee.

I got cream for it.

Yeah? Yeah.

You might have to work for it a little bit, though.

Work for it? Mm -hmm. I did miss my daily workout.

How can you miss your daily workout when you haven't even gotten out of bed yet?

Because I never slept.

But thank you.

Hello, my dear friend.

Is that what they call penis talk?

I guess so.

Or dictation.

Beaver and Peter.

Did you just wake up too?

No, I've been up for a couple hours. A couple hours?

Yeah, waiting on your dad to get the fuck out of here.

And then what did you do, just watch me?

No, he pretty much just left.

Like he pulled out of the driveway and I walked into your room.

You're too funny.

Funny, punny, something like that.

You're bigger than him, too.

I don't think I'll tell him that.

Please don't.

Because then he'll ask, how do you know?

And I'll be over here like, oh, shit.

Wait a minute. I've got to ask, how do you know?

You never know.

I'm better than your dad.

I'm bigger than... So you did lose on purpose.

I figured it out.

I plead the fifth.

Do you plead the fifth or do you please the fifth? That is the question.

I know. I really have to get off the bed.

I'm good with your mouth, too. Damn.

Thank you.

Such a cute butt.

Oh, yeah.

Are you going to praise this butt?

I'm sorry I couldn't hear you. I was better than you.

Good.

How deep is my ocean?

Keep that up.

You like it soft.

You're not going to get anything out of this.

Nothing? No.

Thank you.

I might need some help taking those all the way off.

They're tight.

Will you buy me a new nightgown?

Daddy won't.

And since you lost your hole in that one.

I'm shedding.

How the hell does this thing come off?

I don't know.

I don't either.

I don't know.

Fuck it, let's leave it alone. Mom usually cuts me out.

Is that too much?

Take your uncle for a ride. For a ride?

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Okay.

Let me wipe this all off.

Let's see.

Thank you.

too carried away.

I know.

Apparently so am I.

Yeah.

last night i hope you weren't lying about being on the pill