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The parameter list is... No...

Exteria's construction site... No...

This is...

It's a life support system.

Please stop the experience!

I know that's not a life support system!

Please have them stop it immediately!

What? Is it alright if she dies?

In that case, make it look better like a real machine at least!

You're wrong, a realistic looking machine doesn't mean it's a proper machine, right?

On top of that, I love "that" kind of appearance.

But...

I'll report you to the Board!

Good luck! Go ahead and do that.

But, you know what? The members over there love "that" kind.

No way...

You probably haven't noticed since you are still a child but the Academy is filled with "that" kind of machines!

This one...

That one, too...

Even that's "that" kind...

Shit!

I'll blow this city up!

Apologize to her in the afterlife!

Scatter!

Come to think of it...

The Judgment training is almost over, right?

I wonder if rookies will be joining the177th branch.

Well, I don't know.

Then, I'll finally have a Kohai.

Ueharu-Senpai, you've been through a ton of situations like hell, right?

I guess, sort of...

Ueharu-Senpai, that's awesome! You have my respect!

I might not want a Kohai if she is like an alien.

You will never have one if you are picky.

Yeah, but, I won't be doing a Judgment forever—

I'm just a student.

Is it just me or I feel like I've been here for a quite long time already...

I'll sensitize slightly lewd photos by psychokinesis.

What?

Take a picture of that with the app...

Okay.

It's certainly... slightly...

Right...

I told you, right?

You talk like you know what you're saying but you're still a child!

I'm not done yet.

Hello.

Oh, hey, young lady

I got some good stuff for you

Are you sure?

The last time it was stuff like "Ability to fit in a Boston bag" and-

"Ability to pop a rubber glove on your head with breath from the nose" and such that-

you only had stuff with limited usages

What I got today isn't like that

It's OK!

Check this one out, "Sniping ability to make a headshot from 10km away"

I have no use for it

How about this one? "Ability to pick tea sprouts super fast"?

I want to use that someday but...

I guess I'm okay today

Hold it! How about this one?

"Ability to avoid sing the wrong lyrics when you sing in front of people"

Sold!

I won't have to make the same mistake again

It's the only one we have

"Bust Upper"?

This is an item with a past

This is...

If I had this, I'd be able to give an upper blow to the flesh of the person that I hate the most!

Enables me to quickly get close to the opponent and explode the power built up in the knee...

That clump of flesh will be shaken at molecule level and won't be able to keep its tension

As a developed technique, the knee kick effect is included!

This is just great!

Alright, I'll add a unit called length to that clump of flesh!

Where do you wanna go next?

I'd like to empty out the rice cooker of a Horumonyaki restaurant

Misaka is aggressively exposing my true feeling while searching for a new image of the heroine

I'm not sure if that'll suit the image of the heroine

I mean, do you know where the restaurant is?

You didn't like it? But, don't worry-

I only need a small portion of Horumonyaki

Since it can't be bitten off easily, I'll use that to my advantage, and with a ton of sauce-

I'll stuff my face with rice

I'd like to try "Unlimited Rice with Horumonyaki"

I'm filling my chest with expectation...

No, my chest doesn't get any bigger, but...

I'm stating my recent hope

Hmm... I don't wanna go eat with someone who eats like that

Then, I'd like to go get some Grilled Mutton

I'm showing my longing for what's said to be the best meat in the past because you won't get fat no matter how much you eat

We've come this far with this gathering which has been going on for a long time

This might continue on forever if the voice of the fans who support us would stay loud!

So, let's talk about the Academy again

Yeah!

What's the topic today?

Of course, it's about cyborg

Cyborg?

Yes, it is

A cyborg, which everyone recognizes as a word since childhood and-

it appears in anime and manga with a high probability

But, there is a problem

What's that?

The problem is its definition...

It can be androids, robots... It could also be called Bionic when our staff was little

Yeah, I remember that!

Doesn't it have different names depends on the companies who develop them or something like that?

That's very much possible, like "that" one and "this" one

Sister! Don't mention any names!

Anyways, there are various definitions but-

to avoid problems, I'll go over its general definitions

A cyborg is made out of human or animal's biological parts plus machines

It's better if it remains the original form, if possible

And, a robot is made with only machines

We'll just forget about the Bionic that was mentioned earlier

That was pretty rough...

But anyway, our staff remembers quite old stuff...

Memories are constantly being tampered with and overwritten

I'm assuming those type of information is stored in the part of the brain where it's easily accessible in our staff's brain

But, the definition of it is very important

Depending on the definition, the hero, the enemy, and the style of works gets decided

Work could be ended with a horrible result if it was developed with a loose definition...

Uiharu, I think that's enough

It's pretty famous and strong if we have to go up against...

Refer to it as a "game" at least and stop there

Kuroko! That was like the biggest hint!

As you see in the main story, whether there is a self-awareness from the beginning, or it develops later-

And, to take it a step further, story making is easier when a thing, which we as humans define as an object without it, develops self-awareness!

That's the point!

1/3 of SF in the world is created with this factor!

"It's Kuroko's personal opinion"

"Mackerel"

Oh no... my wallet is empty...

Do I have enough?

Oh? It's a 2000 yen bill... It's rare but I gotta-

"Sold Out"

Give me that canned mackerel

It's not something that can be handled by a young lady like you

What the heck are you talking about?

I've my plan for tonight

What? A plan?

Let me hear the plan of yours, huh?

Well, it's everyone's favorite, curry rice

What the heck!

Curry rice certainly isn't bad at all...

But, I wanna argue about submerging anything and everything in the sea of curry

I guess you have a point but...

The characteristic of curry that swallows everything...

You'll be horrified when you realized the true meaning of it!

Jeez!

What happens when I realize it?

Let me start it off by saying that I don't know how much of it is true since I heard this from one of our staff members-

but, brace yourself!

Now I'll tell you

He was working part time at a restaurant when he was a student

They get bits and pieces of meats and veggies while cooking, naturally, you know?

One day, while he was doing dishes, his colleague throws those bits and pieces in to a big pot full of curry!

Throws them in, you know!

What the heck!?

Meat, veggies, and everything!

I heard it was only pieces of beef that went into the pot but...

Yeah, but who knows..

What was the name of the curry on the menu, by the way?

Curry Rice

It wasn't chicken, beef, nor pork curry?

It was just "Curry Rice"?

Yes, it was Curry Rice

And I also heard that it was popular because it was pretty tasty

Let's stop it, it was my bad

I guess he was exploring the possibilities of food...

Probably...

But...

I think...

Let's just start over

So, what recipes do you recommend?

There is a huge difference between mackerel and canned mackerel but-

we'll stick to canned mackerel only this time!

Also, we'll limit it to the ones that are "boiled in water" only!

The #1 is...

Soy source and mayo!

Add them immediately after opening the can!

You know!

What a boring recipe for the first place...

You can do the same with a tuna can...

I feel like we are stuck in the universe, the same one we were in for curry, by relying on the mayo...

You might be right...

Let's go to #2!

Put it straight into Miso soup!

That's the second place recipe?

You didn't cook it at all...

I don't care!

It'd turn normal miso soup into like the one you get at a Sushi restaurant!

It's like a miracle!

It's not a lie!

I'm serious!

Well, it's a delicious fish after all

You can eat it however you want!

Okay, so...

Let's have a big reflection meeting now we're through with this series

A big reflection meeting?

That's right, Sister

People have evaluation meetings after an event as a delimiter

Reflection, huh?

Nothing to reflect!

It's not like we'll change after reflecting

You're right!

I still sing the wrong lyrics no matter how many times I do it

Yeah, it happens

Our staff used to regret things, in the past, when they wake up in the morning-

but I heard they don't give a damn about anything nowadays!