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The parameter list is... No...
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Exteria's construction site... No...
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This is...
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It's a life support system.
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Please stop the experience!
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I know that's not a life support system!
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Please have them stop it immediately!
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What? Is it alright if she dies?
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In that case, make it look better like a real machine at least!
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You're wrong, a realistic looking machine doesn't mean it's a proper machine, right?
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On top of that, I love "that" kind of appearance.
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But...
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I'll report you to the Board!
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Good luck! Go ahead and do that.
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But, you know what? The members over there love "that" kind.
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No way...
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You probably haven't noticed since you are still a child but the Academy is filled with "that" kind of machines!
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This one...
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That one, too...
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Even that's "that" kind...
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Shit!
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I'll blow this city up!
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Apologize to her in the afterlife!
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Scatter!
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Come to think of it...
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The Judgment training is almost over, right?
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I wonder if rookies will be joining the177th branch.
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Well, I don't know.
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Then, I'll finally have a Kohai.
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Ueharu-Senpai, you've been through a ton of situations like hell, right?
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I guess, sort of...
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Ueharu-Senpai, that's awesome! You have my respect!
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I might not want a Kohai if she is like an alien.
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You will never have one if you are picky.
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Yeah, but, I won't be doing a Judgment forever—
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I'm just a student.
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Is it just me or I feel like I've been here for a quite long time already...
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I'll sensitize slightly lewd photos by psychokinesis.
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What?
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Take a picture of that with the app...
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Okay.
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It's certainly... slightly...
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Right...
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I told you, right?
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You talk like you know what you're saying but you're still a child!
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I'm not done yet.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, young lady
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I got some good stuff for you
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Are you sure?
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The last time it was stuff like "Ability to fit in a Boston bag" and-
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"Ability to pop a rubber glove on your head with breath from the nose" and such that-
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you only had stuff with limited usages
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What I got today isn't like that
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It's OK!
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Check this one out, "Sniping ability to make a headshot from 10km away"
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I have no use for it
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How about this one? "Ability to pick tea sprouts super fast"?
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I want to use that someday but...
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I guess I'm okay today
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Hold it! How about this one?
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"Ability to avoid sing the wrong lyrics when you sing in front of people"
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Sold!
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I won't have to make the same mistake again
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It's the only one we have
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"Bust Upper"?
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This is an item with a past
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This is...
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If I had this, I'd be able to give an upper blow to the flesh of the person that I hate the most!
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Enables me to quickly get close to the opponent and explode the power built up in the knee...
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That clump of flesh will be shaken at molecule level and won't be able to keep its tension
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As a developed technique, the knee kick effect is included!
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This is just great!
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Alright, I'll add a unit called length to that clump of flesh!
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Where do you wanna go next?
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I'd like to empty out the rice cooker of a Horumonyaki restaurant
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Misaka is aggressively exposing my true feeling while searching for a new image of the heroine
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I'm not sure if that'll suit the image of the heroine
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I mean, do you know where the restaurant is?
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You didn't like it? But, don't worry-
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I only need a small portion of Horumonyaki
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Since it can't be bitten off easily, I'll use that to my advantage, and with a ton of sauce-
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I'll stuff my face with rice
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I'd like to try "Unlimited Rice with Horumonyaki"
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I'm filling my chest with expectation...
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No, my chest doesn't get any bigger, but...
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I'm stating my recent hope
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Hmm... I don't wanna go eat with someone who eats like that
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Then, I'd like to go get some Grilled Mutton
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I'm showing my longing for what's said to be the best meat in the past because you won't get fat no matter how much you eat
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We've come this far with this gathering which has been going on for a long time
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This might continue on forever if the voice of the fans who support us would stay loud!
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So, let's talk about the Academy again
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Yeah!
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What's the topic today?
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Of course, it's about cyborg
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Cyborg?
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Yes, it is
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A cyborg, which everyone recognizes as a word since childhood and-
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it appears in anime and manga with a high probability
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But, there is a problem
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What's that?
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The problem is its definition...
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It can be androids, robots... It could also be called Bionic when our staff was little
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Yeah, I remember that!
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Doesn't it have different names depends on the companies who develop them or something like that?
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That's very much possible, like "that" one and "this" one
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Sister! Don't mention any names!
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Anyways, there are various definitions but-
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to avoid problems, I'll go over its general definitions
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A cyborg is made out of human or animal's biological parts plus machines
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It's better if it remains the original form, if possible
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And, a robot is made with only machines
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We'll just forget about the Bionic that was mentioned earlier
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That was pretty rough...
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But anyway, our staff remembers quite old stuff...
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Memories are constantly being tampered with and overwritten
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I'm assuming those type of information is stored in the part of the brain where it's easily accessible in our staff's brain
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But, the definition of it is very important
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Depending on the definition, the hero, the enemy, and the style of works gets decided
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Work could be ended with a horrible result if it was developed with a loose definition...
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Uiharu, I think that's enough
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It's pretty famous and strong if we have to go up against...
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Refer to it as a "game" at least and stop there
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Kuroko! That was like the biggest hint!
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As you see in the main story, whether there is a self-awareness from the beginning, or it develops later-
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And, to take it a step further, story making is easier when a thing, which we as humans define as an object without it, develops self-awareness!
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That's the point!
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1/3 of SF in the world is created with this factor!
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"It's Kuroko's personal opinion"
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"Mackerel"
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Oh no... my wallet is empty...
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Do I have enough?
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Oh? It's a 2000 yen bill... It's rare but I gotta-
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"Sold Out"
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Give me that canned mackerel
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It's not something that can be handled by a young lady like you
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What the heck are you talking about?
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I've my plan for tonight
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What? A plan?
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Let me hear the plan of yours, huh?
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Well, it's everyone's favorite, curry rice
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What the heck!
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Curry rice certainly isn't bad at all...
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But, I wanna argue about submerging anything and everything in the sea of curry
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I guess you have a point but...
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The characteristic of curry that swallows everything...
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You'll be horrified when you realized the true meaning of it!
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Jeez!
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What happens when I realize it?
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Let me start it off by saying that I don't know how much of it is true since I heard this from one of our staff members-
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but, brace yourself!
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Now I'll tell you
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He was working part time at a restaurant when he was a student
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They get bits and pieces of meats and veggies while cooking, naturally, you know?
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One day, while he was doing dishes, his colleague throws those bits and pieces in to a big pot full of curry!
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Throws them in, you know!
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What the heck!?
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Meat, veggies, and everything!
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I heard it was only pieces of beef that went into the pot but...
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Yeah, but who knows..
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What was the name of the curry on the menu, by the way?
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Curry Rice
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It wasn't chicken, beef, nor pork curry?
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It was just "Curry Rice"?
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Yes, it was Curry Rice
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And I also heard that it was popular because it was pretty tasty
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Let's stop it, it was my bad
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I guess he was exploring the possibilities of food...
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Probably...
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But...
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I think...
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Let's just start over
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So, what recipes do you recommend?
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There is a huge difference between mackerel and canned mackerel but-
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we'll stick to canned mackerel only this time!
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Also, we'll limit it to the ones that are "boiled in water" only!
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The #1 is...
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Soy source and mayo!
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Add them immediately after opening the can!
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You know!
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What a boring recipe for the first place...
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You can do the same with a tuna can...
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I feel like we are stuck in the universe, the same one we were in for curry, by relying on the mayo...
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You might be right...
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Let's go to #2!
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Put it straight into Miso soup!
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That's the second place recipe?
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You didn't cook it at all...
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I don't care!
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It'd turn normal miso soup into like the one you get at a Sushi restaurant!
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It's like a miracle!
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It's not a lie!
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I'm serious!
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Well, it's a delicious fish after all
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You can eat it however you want!
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Okay, so...
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Let's have a big reflection meeting now we're through with this series
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A big reflection meeting?
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That's right, Sister
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People have evaluation meetings after an event as a delimiter
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Reflection, huh?
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Nothing to reflect!
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It's not like we'll change after reflecting
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You're right!
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I still sing the wrong lyrics no matter how many times I do it
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Yeah, it happens
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Our staff used to regret things, in the past, when they wake up in the morning-
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but I heard they don't give a damn about anything nowadays!
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