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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to Tria, Italy. Looks like we've got a storm rolling in off the Adriatic

and a missing CIA agent in room 620 of the Grand Hotel Castelletto. This is

London HQ.

We've got a live feed up and running and we are good to go.

This is Verde.

Pick up crew in 6 -4.

Agent Hall, you have the field?

Copy that, boss.

Pick up team, give a signal when you're in position.

45 seconds, I want to be in and out.

Vehicle team, be ready to move.

In position.

Remember, I want this piece of shit alive, Brennan. Yeah, what is he, a

on your CIA softball team?

In position.

Try not to shoot the guy, huh? You want me to pick up the time for his minibar,

too? Yeah, yeah, get a receipt. I'm sure Langley will reimburse.

Okay, everybody, stand by.

Faraday, ready to brief.

On your knees!

All tied and ready to ride.

Confirmed. We have the hard drive. Go for extraction.

I changed my mind.

I was going to go to the embassy and hand myself in.

Well, good news.

You saved me a trip.

Traveling on a stairwell.

Heads up, Rainer. They're coming to you.

Copy that.

Five seconds until the exit.

What the hell happened?

Strainer's down. Exit's compromised.

Go out the back. Copy that.

What's going on?

That's mine!

What's our plan?

Backup extraction point is the canal!

Better not lose that intel, Brennan.

I can get you ground support in five minutes. We can get to the canal in

Okay, you'll be in the open. Seriously, Mark.

You've got to trust me on this.

Okay. Green light.

Go! Let's move! Come on!

Oh,

my God! Please!

Faraday, do you copy?

Nick, do you copy?

You must copy anybody.

Faraday, what's your location?

Nick, where are you?

A pinch of coffee.

Thank you.

It's to go.

What, are you kicking me out?

I'm too old for small talk in the morning, Michael.

Last night was fun, but it ain't last night no more.

Oh, damn, Nicole, that's cold.

Hey, when we first met, did you ever think we'd hook up?

I was your seventh grade English teacher, Mike, so, yeah.

You always pass me.

Hey, look at you. You still educate me all these years later.

Well, I'll see you around, huh?

I imagine so.

Hey, Gary.

What?

Hey, Mom. Hey, honey.

It's a really nice suit.

You still working uptown?

Yeah, I work with the bank.

Like as a teller? Like as a manager.

Oh.

Ms. Hoffman?

When I wake up in the morning, love The sunlight hurts my

eyes And something without warning, love

Hi, Ma.

Nicole Hoffman.

Jesus, Ma, you're like the feds, what, you got eyes everywhere?

There's no secrets from your mother.

Not in Jersey.

Is her gallery still working at the bank?

No, they fired him.

He's selling hot dogs outside the rock now. Kind of sad, actually.

When's the date for Ronnie's wedding?

Two weeks.

No, I need to know the exact date.

I have to make my appointment.

For what? For the right nail tech. You got to book these things in advance.

I don't want them to stick me with Josie.

Oh, not Josie, huh? Don't be a smart kid.

When's the wedding?

Two weeks from Sunday.

Bye.

I pick up my money and head back into town.

Driving across the Waynesboro County line.

I got the radio on and I'm just chilling time.

Working all day in my daddy's garage.

Driving all night, chasing some mirage.

I did.

Twice. One and a half times at least. I don't remember her from school.

Well, if you didn't cut class every day, maybe you remember your teachers.

If older women are your thing, I know a couple of smoke shows to play Mahjong

with my grandmother down at the Rex. I would love to date your grandmother.

Sure, if you don't mind having dinner at 4 .30.

I can go late.

Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got this. How come? How, brother? You're as

broke as me. First of all, nobody's as broke as you. You can barely pay

attention. I got an advance today, so it's all good.

Thanks, Mike.

Yeah? All right, man.

I gotta drink the hog. How'd you do that? I didn't know you got an advance,

Mike. Good for you.

Look at this guy. Dumb and ugly.

There's no advance.

I'm broke as shit. But Billy's out of work, so we're all gonna split this one.

Come on. Break out the lunch, Mike.

Gotta be honest, Rox.

Not sure why this is our man.

I got a good feeling about him, boss.

If he's anything like that guy I remember, he's exactly who we need.

Hey, Jimmy.

I need another.

Sure thing, Mike.

First one to get a peanut in the glass behind the bar buys the other one a

drink.

Holy shit.

Hiya, Mikey.

Roxanne, huh?

What are you doing here?

What does it look like I'm doing here?

I'm getting a drink.

So, what, you're here by yourself?

Yeah.

No.

Date night?

I'm sorry.

Surprise is all. Surprise to me. But you still got the same haircut since high

school. Hey, hey, don't knock supercuts.

Two shots, please.

You got it. You can handle your liquor now? I can always handle my liquor. I

don't know. I got a vomit -stained tuxedo that says different, but... Wait,

still got your tuxedo from high school? Yeah.

Really? And it still fits.

Huh. This is so crazy. I mean, I just... I pictured you walking through that

door a thousand times.

Is it as you imagine?

I don't know. In my head, you're always wearing a bikini, right?

I'm wondering, you used to break dance outside the rec center? Every Saturday.

And you know what?

The girls still love it, too. Well, I don't remember any girls loving it. What

about Isabella Mangarelli? She only liked you because I liked you.

No, she liked my moves. Oh, my God.

She has six kids with Maddie Musial.

And another one on the way. What about you?

What about me? You got kids?

Do I have kids?

No, I don't have any. Do you?

Well, I don't know. None that I know of.

It's like you're losing your touch, Mikey.

You forgot how good these disco fries actually were. You forgot about a lot of

good things when you went off to college.

I guess Patterson didn't suit you, huh?

I don't think college did either.

I heard about that.

Yeah?

What'd you hear?

I heard you got into a fight with the point guard of the basketball team the

night before the finals, broke his jaw, got kicked out.

Well, actually, he was the center.

And I broke his nose.

Well, you could take the girl out of Jersey.

No, no, no. Wait, what happened was, I took my best friend on a date. She

couldn't remember a thing in the morning. People at school didn't care,

What happened, happened.

She threw away your college career?

Nope.

Traded it in.

For what?

For doing the right thing.

What do you say we call it a night?

What? No, we're just having fun now. You don't want to finish the game? I didn't

say end the night, Mike.

I mean, like, take it somewhere else.

Shit!

Whoa!

If I know who's going to do the gumball rally, I'm going to have to have that

disco fried!

Look at this place.

Remember that bench right there?

That's where you first told me you loved me.

Yeah, I was always trying to do romantic stuff like that.

I'd do anything to make you smile.

Oh, I gotta take this. If it wasn't important... One second. One second.

Oh, come on, you love this song.

No, don't think.

Down the street making

all that noise.

How did I fall for this?

Oh, you were young and dumb.

I wasn't dumb. Naive.

Yeah. Naive.

Naive. Yeah.

God, I wish you hadn't left like you did.

Shh, shh, shh. No, no, no, don't talk about this. All right, all right. Don't

mess this up, Mikey. Come on.

This is good. I'm sorry.

I have a confession to make.

What?

I did have an ulterior motive for bringing you here.

Oh, yeah? You trying to whisk me away with you, huh?

Something like that.

Stop!

Oh, sorry, Michael.

Morning. Welcome to London, Mikey.

Rox, what the hell? Where did Jersey go?

We didn't go anywhere.

You did.

What?

No, no, no. We were at the point.

Remember I was being very charming?

Jersey girl was playing. And then I injected you with a tranquilizer and

transported you here via freight to the UK.

No, no, no.

I should be at work.

I can't be late again. My foreman's going to kill me.

Hell of a wake -up call, huh, Mike?

Who are you?

Tom Brennan, Local 1225.

What? I'm Roxanne's boss, although sometimes it does not feel like that.

I'm a diligent follower of orders, Bob.

Yeah, just not always the ones I'm given.

What kind of think tank is this?

Think tank?

That's good.

I usually tell people I'm a pilot.

Got the hat and everything.

Let me buy you breakfast, Mike. You drive.

I need some answers.

Okay, what do you want to know?

What do I want to know? Am I being kidnapped?

One of the ways you can tell whether or not you're being kidnapped is if a guy

tosses you the keys to a $200 ,000 sport utility vehicle and offers to buy you

breakfast.

I normally jimmy this shit with a screwdriver.

There's no place to put the key.

Mike.

Somebody needs to tell me what the hell is going on.

Will do, Mike.

Take a right.

You might want to try driving on the right side. Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa,

shit!

What the... What the hell are you doing?

The right side is the left side. Oh, my God. You know how confusing you sound

right now? First time in London, Mike? What do you think? It's the first time

out of the tri -state area.

So I take it you don't work for an international think tank? Nope.

We work for the union.

What union?

Half the intelligence community don't know we exist, and they all have regret

finding out. So are you guys like the FBI or something?

Yeah. Except we do all the work, and we don't wear coats with our name written

on the back in big yellow letters. Well, that sounds exciting for you, but why

am I here? Because two nights ago in Trieste, Italy, a Union mission to

intercept the CIA turncoat went south.

And that's why I'm in London?

Yep. Basically. All right, I'm sorry for being a little slow here, but you guys

are going to have to fill in the blanks, okay?

Tell you what makes the Union unique, Mike. We don't recruit out of Princeton

Harvard. We're not looking to tap the Yale skulls or the Oxford tennis team.

We're looking for people that fly under the radar.

Invisible army that keeps the world running. People who do the actual work.

Street smarts over book smarts.

Blue collar, not blue blood.

People that build our cities, keep production lines humming.

That's who we are.

And we get shit done.

Because people like us are expected to get shit done because nobody ever handed

us anything a day in our lives.

What is it?

Hey Maggie, we'll have three bacon rolls and three black coffees for takeaway,

please. Ketchup or brown sauce?

Ketchup. Thank you.

The hell was the brown sauce?

I have no idea.

Those guys over there, they work for you?

If they did, you wouldn't have noticed them.

Look here. This is Derek Mitchell, former CIA analyst.

He was on the run with top secret information.

That's the guy you were trying to get in treehouse?

Yeah. You guys messed it up.

Yeah. We messed it up.

So now Mitchell has a hole where his face used to be, the intel is in the

and we are up shit creek.

You know what they call that?

I don't know.

Space Needle?

Harry Potter wand?

The BT Tower.

You know what the Union call it?

Home.

Look in here, Mike.

Oh, how did they get all of my shit like that?

Check this out.

Juliet Quinn, a .k .a. the Auctioneer.

We just found out she's selling the intel on the black market in London on

behalf of a mystery seller.

And the mystery seller being whoever killed your guys in Italy and stole the

intel. Those are the kind of details you're going to have to remember, Mike,

you want to pass the test.

What test?

The entrance test.

I don't like tests.

Wow,

holy shit.

In two weeks, that stolen intel is going to be sold at a black market auction

that we need to be a part of.

That's where you come in.

What's he talking about where I come in? Any underlying medical issues?

No, not that I know of. Are you on any medication presently?

Yeah, I got tranquilized last night. I don't know if that counts.

Hey, what did you mean by that's where I come in?

That intel Mitchell stole wasn't launch codes or blueprints for some secret

missile base, Mike. It was...

Information about every man and woman who has ever served a Western Allied

country. Every local cop, every rifleman in the Marines, every spook at MI5,

MI6, FBI, CIA, and, yeah, the Union.

That intel gets into the wrong hands. Our ability to protect the public is

history.

Here's the rub, Mike. We need somebody clean. If I send in somebody that could

turn up as Miss July on the FBI's most promising agent's calendar this year.

They're going to get their heads blown off, and the mission is DOA.

So, we need somebody with no history.

Basically, we need a nobody.

Correct.

After you.

Hey, what's up, man?

Oh, what the... Fox, what the hell? You're a tough guy, huh? What?

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, what's up, man? What? Let me see how tough you are now.

You're too pretty to be a tough guy. Well, that's a pretty fake clue you

from the street. Yeah? Which street is that?

Sesame Street.

Keep the new guy in one piece.

There you go. Oh, you want some more, huh?

Don't at me, Elmo. See what you got.

Yeah,

I can work with this. This is Frank Pfeiffer, physical specialist.

Mike, you were about to say you're not sure if you're the guy for this, and

honestly, I think that's a good sign.

I'm not sure either, but Roxanne believes you can do it, so... You got

end of the day to make up your mind, okay?

You need a nobody, huh?

Let me just get one of these people here.

I didn't mean that, Mike.

No, no, no, no. You meant the nobody in a good way.

I mean, just yesterday, I'm waking up next to Nicole Hoffman and Patterson. I

hadn't thought about you in forever. And then today, I'm in London, and you're

asking me to risk my life for you?

None of this makes any sense.

Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me get this straight.

You had sex with our seventh grade English teacher? That is not the point,

Roxanne. What is the point then, Mike? Why me?

I mean, you haven't seen me in 25 years. A guy who can be on a tiny beam a

thousand feet in the air and keep his cool? Who used to be an all -star

A guy I remembered I could count on? Yeah, but I'm supposed to count on you.

dropped out of my life. I went to college.

Let's not make this thing overly dramatic.

No, no, you disappeared.

That was the union. That wasn't me.

Well, I didn't know that. How was I supposed to know that?

I'm sorry.

We're not asking you for a lifetime commitment here.

It's one operation.

That's it.

Look.

First class ticket to Newark. Leave tonight.

You could be back in Wilson's bar tomorrow.

Same bar, same stool, same friends.

Your choice.

Roxanne Hall?

Wait, Ma, how do you know that?

I know everything.

Look, I know you must be worried, but I can explain.

I always liked her for you.

She's pretty and smart.

Comes from a good family, ambitious.

What is she up to? Nothing, okay? Can I tell you? Are you coming home?

Oh, the look on your face is... Telling me that the answer is no.

And yes, I can hear the look on your face.

I'm your mother.

Oh, my God, Molly. You know they should have recruited you.

All right, listen.

I gotta go, Mikey.

Give Roxanne a hug for me and don't leave your best man's speech to the last

minute. Wait, Molly.

Thanks, Mom.

I'm in.

Just call me the Jersey James Bond.

Double logo, fuck yourself.

Exactly.

Normally, we'd put you through a six -month training program.

Everything you need to know to be a union agent.

But, ultimately, we only have two weeks. So, we're going to have to do the best

we can, Mike.

Any allergies?

Nope. Any phobias?

Hype. Fighters.

Commitment. Nope.

How many fingers can you fit inside your anus? All right, stop, stop. I'm doing

a psychological profile on you. And what does my asshole have to do with

psychology? You should read Freud.

What's your relationship like with your father?

Well, he's dead now, so, you know, we argue a lot less.

Mike,

this is, uh, you know what? Doesn't matter what his name is. We just call

Foreman. Why do they call you Foreman? Because there used to be one. Well, that

makes sense. Drove a forklift for an Amazon distribution center in Fort

Cleared 10 ,000 packages an hour. Then I reprogrammed their entire computer

system. Doubled their productivity, made half their management level redundant.

Wow.

Well, thank you for sharing your story with me. I want you to sprint to the

of this building. If you stop before I tell you to stop, you fail.

You slow down, you fail. You take this off, you fail.

And if you let me run off the edge and fall to my death, do I fail?

You do.

This is just like a go -kart in Jersey.

Oh, I got this shit.

It's on the wrong side of the car. They don't have the go -karts with the wheel

on this side.

Mike, go again.

Okay, this is a memory and reflex test. I'm going to read out a series of

numbers, and I want you to repeat them back to me, okay?

Okay. 1, 7, 19, 8.

Five, three, ten.

One, seven, nine.

Ow, Jesus.

Reflect bad.

Can you finish the numbers?

No, I think I forgot.

Okay, memory bad.

Reflect still bad.

Go!

Sam!

Damn it!

It's about sauce, Mike!

Guy in a hoodie is about to take a swing at you. What you doing wrong?

Well, I shouldn't have been talking to his girlfriend for a story.

This is your new identity.

Like you, but successful.

Ed Weston.

Here, that's your cover. You need to learn that by heart.

The whole thing?

Yeah, I'm sorry. Is there a bridge somewhere you'd rather be fixing?

You know, are you this much fun to work with at Amazon?

What's your name?

Ed Weston.

How old are you?

47. Where are you from? Boston, Massachusetts. I can't hear you in the

Mikey. Boston, Massachusetts. Okay, park the car.

Go!

Got any family?

Oh, according to my child. I met the girl in my dream, but I would have

between my fingers like a fool.

Better than a gumball ramen.

It's a blind auction.

Each buyer is able to bid remotely using a specially encrypted device provided

to them by the auctioneer. Now, $5 million cash up front, along with a

verifiable bank account, this gets you a device.

Jersey boy over here.

You have to go pick it up in person. Your pickup location is going to be the

Seven Dials Monument.

It's a straight handover, cash for the device, and we're going to have eyes on

you the whole time.

Okay. Any questions?

How dangerous is it going to be?

Piece of cake.

Okay.

Yeah. I mean, you know, unless it isn't.

Okay. Roll call, kids.

Rooftop in position.

Wheels in position.

Patiently waiting.

Athena and Frank in position.

All right.

There's one in the chamber.

14 in the... There is 15 in the spare. That's 30 shots in all. You quoting

Lieutenant Clint? 36 chambers?

Huh.

If I get in trouble and run out of ammo, what do I do? Pick something heavy up

and throw it.

While you were in the foreman? Yeah. Good.

Hey, Mike.

What?

You got five minutes going?

Shit.

Thank you, darling.

All right.

Yeah, he's dead.

Hey, Rox, you there?

There you are. I thought this bag would be heavier.

What did you think it was going to be? Five million and penny?

I don't know.

You know, I actually never asked you.

What does a union agent get paid?

Ten dollars an hour and free dental care.

Oh, you want to lowball a guy carrying this much of your money? Oh, you want to

negotiate with a woman carrying an assault rifle?

That's actually a good point.

Mm -hmm. All right, I'm at the monument.

Okay, here we go.

Positions, everybody.

Got any spare change, mate?

Huh?

No. Hold on. Who is that guy?

Weirdo? He's more than a weirdo.

You're looking for the auctioneer. What?

Follow me and turn off your earpiece.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Mike, where are you going?

Where's she going?

Mike! Uh, we've got no signal coming from his radio.

We've got a third team at play, people.

Shit, we've got company.

We've got eyes on her. We've got definite hostile moving down Earlham

Let's go, people.

Roxanne?

Say, Pat, come on up to me.

Oh, no, no, wait a mic.

We're in there, Mike.

Hello? Good afternoon, Mr. Weston.

Where's he at? Okay, it looks like he's gone into a pub. Martin's Row, behind

the hotel.

Behind the hotel?

Okay.

On the move.

Is anybody out to help him?

Dartmouth College.

I've always loved their motto.

A voice in the dark.

So poetic.

It's a voice crying out in the wilderness, actually.

Come on, come on, come on.

Somebody get there. We've got to put this fire out, people.

I did a little digging into you, Mr.

Weston. And?

I didn't find much.

Oh, I guess I'm not that fond of paper trails, huh?

A man after my own heart.

Now, if you can proceed to the gentleman's bathroom, you'll find

instructions in there.

Foreman, we're stuck.

The goddamn delivery trucker can't move.

There must be further instructions.

This is Ricky.

He's going to count the money.

Are you carrying a gun?

Yes, I am.

Well, take it out and put it on the side.

Do you know Good Will Hunting?

Yeah. It's my favorite movie.

No shit.

Man from the hood, but he's good at counting.

Yeah.

That spoke to me, you know? Yeah, nice seeing yourself reflected on screen. I

get that.

That's good.

Excellent.

Well, what now? Where's the device?

You're holding it.

I guess we don't get to meet in person, huh?

Good luck in the auction, Mr.

Weston. That was a piece of cake. That might be due for a promotion, or at

a beer, huh?

Holy shit, who was that?

Piece of cake, huh?

Get down!

When I say get down, get down. Get down.

Holy shit, what have you got?

Mike, where are you?

I'm taking in a show, Bob. Yeah, great time to join the lost boys, Mike.

Beneath my dignity to climb a tree.

I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up.

Not me, not I, not me, not me.

I won't grow up, I won't grow up. I don't want to wear a tie.

Thank you very much.

Did you get anything from it? Well, the microchip, the iOS, it's just totally

fried. Somebody just fell on it and dropped it in a sink or something.

So, go tell them. No, you tell them. You tell them.

Yeah.

They had these, boss.

Macaron. So, Russians, right?

Yep.

My guess is Moscow's tracking everybody else in this auction.

Easier to kill the opposition than outbid them.

Let me tell you something, man.

My first day in the field.

I got my ass kicked, too.

Yeah?

Not by a woman.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, you understand?

Just clarifying.

You know what? I think we got a leak.

Think about it.

First Trieste, now this.

We don't have a leak.

I trust everybody in this room.

As far as what happened today, there's at least five other groups in this

and they'd all do whatever the hell it takes to get their hands on that intel.

So I think we've got to assume it's open season on everybody in this auction. We

ain't in the auction.

I mean, not anymore, not without a working device, so... Okay, but look,

five other groups, right? So that means there's five other devices out there.

So if we can't fix ours, then why don't we steal another one?

You mean, would that work?

In theory.

Possibly. Well, the security of the Western world depends on it, not to

the future of this organization. So I guess, in theory, possibly, it's going

have to do.

The auction takes place in less than 48 hours.

So I'll go home and get some rest, huh?

Rox, can I have a word?

Seems serious.

Ronnie's winning.

I'm the best man who's supposed to be planning a bachelorette.

Real life stuff, huh?

So you're going to jab me again?

Come on, Mike.

I know why we're here.

Brenna wants you to send me home, right?

Yeah. Well, you're not wrong.

Maybe it's better you just go home. Stay alive.

No, seriously, Rox. I know you took a chance on me and it didn't work out, but

don't like letting other people down. You did good. You did everything you

supposed to do.

The mission just fell apart.

Not your fault. I just want to see it through to prove you didn't make a

mistake.

Really? Yeah.

You going to give me another chance?

Could we have two tequilas, please?

Coming up.

Well, you're not going to flip me anything, is you?

Let's drink to it.

It's a second chance.

Intelligence gathering indicates that the other groups in the auction

China, North Korea, Syria, Russia, and Iceland.

Iceland? Just kidding, it's Iran.

It's always Iran.

Who can we get to? None of them are going to be easy, but, um, hard muscles

anything else. You get what you pay for, and North Korea pays shit.

Hmm. Well, they don't look very Korean.

I would know, because I'm Korean.

Very astute, Athena. They are, in fact, not Korean.

They are very Eastern European, former Soviet bloc mercenary is what they are.

Our comms unit triangulated a signal, and they are holed up in this vacant

mansion in Hampstead.

Foreman, I need you on the ground today. We're going to steal a device. Let's be

sure it's actually the right one.

Roxanne, Frank, you're with Foreman. Athena, you've got recon.

Mike, since you're still here, I'm guessing Roxanne didn't listen to me

Rox.

He can handle it.

All right, Mike, your lucky day. Let's move out.

Surveillance in position.

You are clear to go.

Yes, queen.

Norman, any luck?

No device in here.

Okay, one more, guys.

You got it?

Boom. Look at that, huh?

Wow.

You did good, Mike.

Not bad for nobody, huh?

We got it.

We're on our way out.

Athena?

No, no, no, no, no.

Hang in there, sweetie.

Frankie's here, baby. Come on, I got you.

Here we go. Come on.

Hey, baby.

Tell him to get the med bay ready. We're coming in now. Come on. She's dead,

Frank.

Boss, we've been compromised.

We've got to get out of there.

Clear the building!

be the damn Russians again.

Revenge for seven dubs. Oh, bro.

How'd they know about our headquarters?

Someone's got eyes on us.

It's Brennan. It's Brennan. Boss, you okay?

Yeah, we got it.

I seen her.

They lost her.

Okay.

You got it.

Bomb missed most of the control rooms. I don't have numbers on the casualties,

but we're still on our feet.

Now what?

Scatter. Wait for word.

This is your state house?

Yeah.

One of them.

You okay?

Yeah.

I'm sorry about your friend, Rox.

I'm here if you want to talk.

I sleep on the chair.

You can't sleep in the chair.

I can make a bed in the corner on the floor.

You can sleep in the bed, Mike.

It's not really a safe house, is it?

This is more like a safe room.

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah.

You want to hug the blankets like you always did?

I didn't hug the blankets.

Oh, yeah, you did.

Oh, no, I didn't. Oh, you did.

No, I didn't.

You did.

And you should know her, too.

I didn't snore. You snored.

No, you snored. No, I snored. No, you snored.

You snored.

What are you, five?

You're five.

Go to sleep, Sally.

And just for the record, I'm not making a move on you here.

Just for the record?

Me either.

Officials say it was an electrical spark that triggered the explosion in the

iconic London landmark last night.

Several people were taken to hospital for their injuries, but so far there

been no reported deaths from the accident.

Electrical spark.

It's the best they could come up with. Almost sounds believable, huh?

Brennan called.

The auction's at 1800 hours.

Let's get it.

Next station is Queens.

Please line the gap between the train and the platform.

Good to see you, boss.

Good to be seen.

Some of us got lucky.

What's the body count?

Let's focus on that after we punch back, okay?

Okay.

Well, looks like it's up and running.

Activated last night. Foreman's working on it. We should be able to track

Quinn's signal as soon as the auction starts, but then we've got to make sure

the bidding lasts long enough to get the exact location.

Well, if the buy -in's $5 million, how much is the bidding going to go up to?

Like, enough to buy the Knicks and pay somebody to teach them how to play

basketball? Holy shit.

Who's floating the cash?

We are.

Who are you?

I'm the CIA, and we're funding tonight's little dance. So, if you could all grab

Quinn and the intel before the U .S. government personally financed the 401K

every foreign hostel between here and Pyongyang, well then, we sure would

appreciate it.

Get the intel.

You'll live to fight another day. Screw it up, and that's the union done.

What can I get a coffee around here?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to tonight's auction.

Okay, Mormon.

I've just started.

Come on, Sam.

We're in position now.

Got any disco fries today, Mike?

Nope. Great.

It's not as good a second time around.

Some things can be.

With only one item on the docket this evening, we'll begin bidding straight

at the opening price of $100 million.

I have $100 million. Rezos?

We don't want to be working a forklift on Monday. Get the goddamn tracker

working. I'm almost here.

Come on.

It's my bot.

$150 million. He probably just wants to know if he needs to sell one of the

states to pay for this operation.

I think we could lose Idaho. Nobody would notice.

I'm from Idaho.

You think I don't know that?

We got a signal yet?

$175 million.

All right, here we go. Get in and lock down the location.

Rocks, start heading east. Got it.

$200 million.

It's narrowing down to the South Park area.

A heads up would be nice, Brock.

Hold on, Mike.

$250 million.

Do I have $275?

$275 million.

I hope you know what you're doing, Brennan.

$300 million.

Not my money.

$325 million.

Do I have an advance on $325 million?

Do I have $350 million?

It's calibrating. I need more time.

Do I have $350?

Okay.

$350 million.

Do I have $375?

Going what?

Run it.

What the hell do you want me to do? My bid is in. Do you know how an auction

works? I can't bid against myself.

Going five.

I have $375 million.

We're still alive, Rox. Net closing in.

They're somewhere near St. Paul's.

Two minutes out.

Okay, we're close. We've got a location.

I've got to locate the building.

$425 million.

Shit,

that's buffering. It's buffering.

This is your computer guy. He looks like the janitor. Can we get a young person

in here? I'll do it myself.

What are you doing?

New bid at $550 million.

There goes Boise. Connection's back.

Rock, she's in Nichols Avenue.

Nice job, Foreman.

Roxanne?

We're closing in.

All right, you're a block away.

Do I have 575 minutes?

There, rooftop level.

Six hundred million dollars. Do I have any advance on six hundred million

dollars? How about zero dollars?

And I don't advance this bullet through your skull.

That concludes tonight's bidding.

Roxanne Hall.

I'm surprised they let the union stay involved after Trieste.

After six of our people got killed?

We don't pass this to nobody else. You shouldn't let this job get too personal.

Clowns are judgment.

It's all personal.

Mr. Weston, how duplicitous of you.

That's Mike McKenna, Jersey Branch.

Where's Ricky tonight?

He has his yoga class on Tuesdays.

Where's the intel, Quinn? You know you can call me Juliet, darling. I'll be

calling you that bitch I buried in London. You don't start talking.

You see, this is why I hate dealing with the agencies.

Everything always starts at a ten, doesn't it?

Should have seen her in high school.

The intelligence is in a lockbox in Holland Park.

I'm very happy to drive you. I'll drive.

You're in the passenger seat.

He's in the back with a gun pointed at your head.

How's that sound?

Fabulous.

For God's sake, it's not bloody booby traps. You can relax.

Is that it?

Yep, that's it.

Congratulations.

Let's go.

You expecting somebody?

No.

Rox.

Roxanne, your life is in danger.

All of our lives are in danger.

Please, let me in.

Well, this evening gets stranger and stranger.

Agent Faraday, back from the dead.

Nick Faraday, local 1225.

Oh, cool, your union.

That's right.

One of the six dead agents in Trieste.

You're looking well for it.

How?

How are you still alive, Nick?

The current carried me to the ocean, got myself to a doctor, then got myself

here.

Rox, Trieste was a setup.

Someone knew we were coming.

That means there's a leak in the union.

So what, you was just playing dead?

Until you figured out who it was?

That's right.

Well, you should have told me. It was to keep you safe. I can keep myself safe,

Nick.

Give me a name.

Tom Brennan.

No. The stolen intel has details on everyone who's ever worked for the U .S.

government going back to the Cold War, including mission logs, including

classified mission logs.

How much do you know about Tom Brennan before he set up the Union?

Did you know he used to run black ops for the CIA?

Tom Brennan has a history of rocks. He's done things our government has felt

compelled to bury.

Things that were never meant to see the light of day. All right, but if all that

was true, how come you didn't tell me? I was trying to protect you. Well, you

just spent two weeks pretending to be dead. Why should she trust you, asshole?

Because I'm married to her, asshole.

What?

We're separated.

Really?

This guy?

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, no, I'm sure her dad was pleased as punch when you walked through the door.

Bill and I had great rapport, actually.

Oh, Bill? Oh, you didn't have to call Mr. Hall like everybody else? Hey, let

tell you something about me and Bill. Yeah, yeah, no, no, tell me. No, no,

we're not going to do this.

You may ought to call this the reunion.

You got proof that it was Brennan? The proof is in the intel, and it can't go

Brennan. And who do you suggest giving the intel to?

Cameron Foster and the CIA are in London overseeing the operation.

You can hand that over to them. Dude, that guy who thinks he's Gary Oldman,

full of shit.

Listen, new guy, why don't you bench yourself and let the grown -ups talk,

This guy had all the combat training, right? Yes, Mike.

He beat you in a fight.

All right, I'll let that slide.

This time.

Roxanne, I'm asking you to trust me.

Brennan will kill for this intel.

Too many Union agents are dead already, and I don't want to see anyone else join

them. Especially not you, baby.

Trieste, the seven dials, the HQ.

You know it makes sense.

Brennan. Bill, I've been tracking your location.

We should scatter.

Suppose you want the intel as well.

No.

The CIA can arrange a pickup.

We can rendezvous at the Albert Bridge at dawn, and we can pass it over

together. Let them handle this.

What about her?

Oh, darling, no, I'm just a simple middleman.

Best to cut me loose, I'd say.

Let me handle her.

Rock.

Rock! Come on.

I'm gonna ask you to stay in the car.

That's good.

Husband.

Uh -uh.

We're not gonna do that quick.

Are you gonna tell me you're married?

A, we're separated. B, I thought he was dead.

Yeah, like ten minutes before you came to see me.

Would you drive right to the bar after the funeral?

And why would that matter to you, Mike? You know why it matters to me. Do you

really care that I've been married to somebody in the last 25 years? To that

asshole a little bit, I do. Okay, well, what was that shit about my dad?

Oh, I bet you're calling Mr. Hall. Like, somehow, if my dad was the problem. If

you want to talk about it, then let's talk about it. Your father had a problem

because you had a black girlfriend. Your dad didn't like me either.

They were trying to be protective. They were old -fashioned. Old -fashioned.

Well, let me pull out my appropriate racism chart, and let's see where old

-fashioned falls between small -town housewife and grand wizard of the Ku

Klan.

My dad was an asshole, and I should have said something. Yeah. I should have

done a lot of things, and I didn't. But you should have told me the truth before

you manipulated me into coming here. I didn't manipulate you.

I saved you. I came and dragged you out of your small little life.

A small little life. Yeah. It gave you an opportunity to be a part of

I got to tell you, Rox, it might not be perfect, but it's honest.

Yeah. I live in the same house.

I got the same job, and I got the same friends. And you know why?

Because I could count on them.

All right? They'd lie down in traffic for me, and I'd do the same for them.

you say that about the people that you have in your life? I counted.

Maybe I can. Maybe I can't. But this is a chance for you, Mike.

You want to go back to Patterson and throw that all away? Just stop, Rox.

How come everybody else can see your potential except for you? Thanks for the

advice, Roxanne. I'll see you at the next high school reunion.

I know, but I'm so sorry.

Check it out!

This house belongs to Stephanie Gibarta on a Sunday!

Is that Ronnie?

That's my best man!

Ronnie, I promise you, I'm going to be there for the wedding, okay? I promise.

I'm never going to forgive you, man!

Keep your pants on.

What are you doing here, Mike?

Well, the mission ain't over.

I ain't going home.

You're still an asshole.

Oh, you've always been an asshole.

Thanks for coming, Mike.

No problem. I mean, I would have got here a lot sooner, but I was standing on

the wrong bridge for 20 minutes.

You should be here.

So I'm on the bridge, Nick, and you're not here.

I'm guessing this isn't going to be great news, is it? Afraid I'm not

Rox. What, what, this was a setup?

You and Brennan.

If you check your bank balance, you'll see a parting gift.

A quarter of the proceeds from the buy -in to the auction.

I had to, uh, cover my escape.

What about the intel?

The bag's a huge pack of the house.

I mean, the Iranians did promise good money for it.

Wouldn't be fair to leave him empty -handed.

And the union?

No loyalty, Nick? Yeah, the union. It sounds good. In the beginning, you know,

then you save the world a few times and there's no credit and no reward.

Brennan's blue -collar bullshit really started to piss me off. Right around the

time my wife decided she'd had enough of me.

Just because I wanted more.

You didn't have to kill Athena or bomb the London branch.

I would have stopped at Trieste if you guys had been so damn persistent.

And I was content to play dead forever.

But once you got the Koreans' device, I had to take the union out. Otherwise,

you and Brennan would never stop coming after me. You're right about that.

And that would have cramped us down, Roxanne.

And we wouldn't want that.

Well, that's disappointing.

Okay.

Well, look here, Nick.

In the history of men screwing up,

Who might have just screwed up the worst?

Drop

the

intel, hit the ground now. Come on, Foster. You can't possibly think all

real. Agent Hall.

Agent Mike.

Agent Mike.

We got five seconds before we open fire. Look, when I say go, follow me.

Follow you where?

Remember the trust exercise?

Yeah. Didn't I let you die?

Shit, yeah. Remember that.

That's Shiner.

Is that what Brennan gave you while you were handcuffing him? Yeah, no, he's

quite fast for an old man.

Maybe prison will slow him down.

Yeah, well, he taught me everything I know.

Come on, get out of my way!

I want that goddamn son of a bitch throat pulled over!

No one gets up!

Right there.

Oh, you put a track on him?

Yeah, I put a track on him. I might be an asshole, but I'm not stupid.

I didn't mean that. I was stupid.

I know. Forget it.

It's real.

Yep. But the truth is, Mike, the union is out of the game.

We're on the run from the CIA.

Every cop and every agent in London is looking for you. And if you get caught,

you're looking at doing a hard time for treason, Mike thought, you know?

I'm not worried about it, all right?

I'm into this long journey.

All we need to do now is figure out how we get on a plane.

What the hell? Where you been?

Hey, hey, Bobby. No bullshit, I swear to Christ.

Roxanne, she kidnaps me. She makes me join some secret agency to fight

terrorists in London.

Ah, real funny, asshole. You had us worried.

Ronnie's getting married on Sunday. You gotta be here. Look, I need a favor,

okay? Will you still coordinate all the cargo flights going out of Newark?

That's right. Nothing leaves the airport without me knowing about it.

What do you need?

What are you, stupid? I need to leave an airport without anybody knowing about

it.

Gary? Yeah.

Confirm to 726.

So we'll be over, yeah? I'll do that.

Does this remind you of something?

I don't know.

Jared Gordon?

What happened to you?

I don't know.

It's great.

Foster, I assume you're sitting in your office having a nice chai latte and

listening in on this, so... I know you and the whole Central Incompetence

think I'm behind this, and somehow Roxanne Hall is involved, and of course,

usual, you got it dead wrong.

So now the union is on ice, and meanwhile, the real bad guys, Dollars to

they're out there selling your stolen intelligence right this goddamn minute.

And you know what happens next.

An old flame of mine runs a CIA office in Istanbul.

She'll be driving her grandkids to soccer practice when the whole car's

smithereens because some terrorist cell got her home address and the make and

model of her car from your stolen intel.

Every agency, every employee, from the bigwigs to the regular Joes, they're

going to be dropping like flies.

You ready for that, Foster?

Because this is coming down on your head.

You better pray what's left of my team can find that intel before somebody else

does.

It's not that I think it's small.

Excuse me?

Your life in Patterson.

You know, when I sit in the car.

I don't think that your life has been small.

No.

You know, I just needed to get out and see what else was out there, you know?

I get that.

Was that everything you wanted it to be?

Sometimes.

Sometimes, no.

You know, I don't know if we definitely get out of this.

We might not win this one.

But I'm glad it's you and me.

Glad I walked back into that bar.

Oh, welcome to Istria.

I read my travel guide on the way.

And we go to the Bobby Brothers, huh?

You're so good at it.

It's all in the red.

Well, he always said he wanted to sail around the world.

Looks like he's gonna get his chance.

You two ever go on vacation together?

Nope. Honeymore?

Uh -uh.

We ever go anywhere nice just to, I don't know, hang out?

Go for a swim, not shoot somebody?

Nope. Never.

What are you thinking about?

Knew it.

Looks like you're on the move.

Okay, Rob, you cool?

Yeah, I'm cool. Don't I look cool?

We always look cool, but oh, shit.

Well, that was either the president of Croatia's motive or... Or the deal for

the intel that's about to go down.

Coca -Cola for me, and?

Ice water.

Sparkling.

Sparkling. Thank you.

I brought bodyguard.

Well, not as many as you.

I must treat with a caution a man who is willing to betray his friends.

The union weren't my friends.

They're my employers.

And now I'm freelance, so let's do this.

I tease.

Indeed. Let's finish this, quickly.

Once payment is verified, we can complete the transaction.

Once the intel is verified, we can complete the payment.

Well, well, well.

What are the odds, huh?

Made a big mistake, Roxanne.

Who is this? This is Nick's former partner, professional and personal.

Hello, Rox.

Hello, Juliet.

Do we have a problem here?

No. Oh.

We absolutely have a problem here.

Any quarrel you have with Mr. Faraday has nothing to do with me.

Okay, look here.

If you want to sit at the big kid's table and buy stolen secrets from an ex

-secret agent, fine by me.

But what we're not going to do is sit here and pretend like you don't know

you're doing.

So what do you want, Rox?

I want you to go to prison for murder, espionage, and treason.

Rock, man.

I'm taking you both in right now. It appears we have a complication, Mr.

Faraday. I can assure you... Your assurance is our worth very little now.

I'm afraid I must treat this as the conclusion of our negotiations.

It's a sad day when you can't even trust an Iranian's hair up there, huh? Like I

said, Rock, we had a big mistake coming here. Oh, a big mistake was marrying

you. Coming here was just reckless.

I guess it was.

Killer. Wait.

Nick, darling, this was fun, but now it feels messy.

And that's just not me.

What are you talking about?

I think maybe the best thing for us will be to have a little break.

Hmm? Chance for the dust to settle.

Juliet.

Roxanne, if you live through this, I'm sure you'll come after me. Oh, you can

count on it. Yeah, well, remember that I spared your life.

And consider that I might be more useful to you out in the field.

I expect we'll meet again.

Nick, I suspect we probably won't.

Juliet!

I just love a girl's girl, don't you?

So that's what we're doing now, Ron?

You're just gonna shoot me in cold blood?

Five dead and triathletic? They were just collateral damage rocks.

Oh, you're making this easier and easier for me.

Get up. Let's go.

Son of a bitch.

If you

come

after me, Rox, I'm gonna have to kill you.

taking your drift but i didn't didn't or couldn't let's find out shall we where

are you i'm just regretting my life choices what about you come up on the

get real crowded

On my way, Mike.

Oh, I dropped that in the smashes. You know who gets smashed next, right?

You don't get to go home.

You having second thoughts?

Huh? Hey, no safety rope?

My former would have your ass.

Oh, don't look down.

Here, here, here. Come and get it.

Come on. You want it? Come get it.

I got this!

I told you I've got a couple guys.

Hey, I'm lucky you didn't get any more.

That's enough, Bryce.

That's enough.

Now give me the intel.

I'll lose her forever.

Take the shot, Mike.

You do not have the shot, Mikey.

Go ahead, Mike.

Do it.

Don't do it.

Go ahead, Mike.

You're a good boy.

Come on.

You had a shot.

You're just too chicken shit to take it.

Sir, sir, sir.

Hi, sir.

Hi. Here, let me help you out. Come on. There you go. Thank you very much. I

will take good care of you.

I'm in a car.

Where? I don't know.

What do you mean you don't know?

I'm in a trunk.

In a trunk?

I'm working on it.

Hey, Rox, where are you? Let's go. I'm heading north up the coast.

You still in the game?

Yeah, I'm back in the game, Rox.

I'm back in the game.

He's not going to breathe in back there. Come on.

Car started swerving.

I remember my training all couple weeks of it.

I just screamed and I just jumped out of the car.

It was actually pretty cool. I think you'd have been impressed.

Why'd you stop?

Because I thought you were dead, asshole!

Oh, I didn't know you cared.

That is so sweet.

You know what? You should have stayed in the car.

Hey, I almost died. You know, you could show a little sympathy.

A little softer side.

You better hold on to something.

Let's get to that.

I know where he's going. Oh, that's the big town on the big yacht, huh?

Well, we can't let that happen.

You know what?

Bang it right right here.

Bang it right here.

Okay.

Stop.

Stop. Wait.

Stop.

You

threw

a car at me?

Hands on your head and hit the ground.

Hey, I'm going to strangle you with my bare hands.

Get on the floor now, asshole.

If that happens, we're going down.

Oh, that's exactly how it's going down, Nicky. That's not how this is going

down, Rock.

I can't go in.

Look at this.

Look at where we are.

Ain't it beautiful?

I'm not going to spend the rest of my life in a cage, Rocks.

No way. God damn it, Nick. Hit the ground.

We could still sell it.

Hundreds of millions of dollars.

That could be us.

He's full of shit, Rocks, and you know it.

We could disappear.

Travel the world like we always... like we always dreamed about.

Funny thing I learned about me?

I'm a homebody.

I didn't give you much choice, Rox.

Nope.

So what now?

Oh, look, we all know that you can never predict how two people fall in love.

They sometimes meet in high school and they know right away.

And sometimes they meet in a bar in Jersey.

One of them gets drunk and takes his shirt off.

And thankfully, somebody else happens to be the bartender and she has to drive

his sorry ass home.

When I heard that they were tying the knot, I wasn't upset.

We were absolutely relieved.

Finally, somebody was crazy enough to take this guy off of our hands.

No, seriously, I love you, and I'm always here for you. Congratulations.

Give it up for them, guys.

Get ready.

Hey,

are you on the floor?

Get ready for me.

Nice feet.

Fox.

Oh, I didn't know you would crash weddings in Paterson. I told you I was a

homebody.

You look amazing.

Thank you.

So do you. Thank you.

So, uh, this is a good turnout.

Wait.

Is that Miss Hoffman? No, no, don't. Please.

Miss Hoffman!

Hi.

Hey, Nicole.

Oh, Nicole.

Oh, right, Nicole. Yeah, Nicole.

Nicole looks good. I had to do that, too, darling. I'm sorry.

This

will

be... You know, Max, when I was up on that mountain, you knew that I was dead.

Yeah. Even though Faraday might have gotten the one, you came back for me.

And your point is?

Nothing. I just... You had a few tears there. No, you didn't. Okay. Sorry.

What about you?

What? When Faraday had the gun to my head, you could have taken a shot and

didn't.

It's too risky.

I gave you permission.

I don't care. I would never take that chance.

I don't want to mess up your hair.

Well, I think that's all I'll get in this closet back there.

Want to go?

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Vernon.

What? Don't you get, like, sick days or something?

I didn't invite him.

Seem to see you, Mike.

I got a job for you.

But first, we need a little vacation.

Yeah, do you know?

Okay, I'll give you three days.

Then I need you in Marrakesh.

You too.

Welcome to the Union, Mike.

We can shoot the stars.