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I'm going down south. I'm going to have
myself time.
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Friendly faces everywhere.
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Humble folks without temptation.
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I'm going down south. I'm going to leave
my woes behind.
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And we're punching day or night. People
shouting, howdy neighbor.
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And on up south, I'm going to see if I
can't unwind.
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Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.
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South Park Elementary.
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Would you like to sign my petition?
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Why, sure, little girl. What's your
petition for?
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It's to try and get everyone to smell my
farts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?
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Oh, wow!
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Santa Claus!
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You've been a bad girl, Red, so I'm
going to piss in your face now.
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Oh, no, you better not, Santa.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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And that Santa Claus piss is in his
mouth.
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There, now you smell like Santa's piss.
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Wow, that looks pretty real.
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Hey, fellas, fellas, check this out. Me
and Kenny made a generative AI video of
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Red getting pissed off by Santa Claus.
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Oh, dude.
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It's really easy. You can make the
videos online.
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We made one of Red eating dog shit and
one of Red barfing up tampons.
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Dude, that's not cool.
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Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?
Because Red's a bitch.
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She totally used me.
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Yeah, I think I did.
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Red pretended she liked me to get me to
buy her a looboo. That bitch deserves
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it. You shouldn't be using AI to make
revenge porn, Butters. That's going to
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totally backfire.
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What's going to happen?
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That little shit.
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That little shit.
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It's already all over the school.
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Butters is trying to humiliate you.
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What the hell did I do to him?
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Well, you did kind of use him.
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I didn't use him. He... wanted to buy me
a la boo -boo. You should go tell the
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principal, Red. They said if anyone made
these kind of videos of other students,
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they'd call the police.
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I don't need to tell the principal.
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There's going to be a big assembly this
afternoon.
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I'll get furs back myself.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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As you know, most of your brains have
been sucked void of common sense by the
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woke radical left.
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And so today's topic is about having
some pride in America's heritage.
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Pay attention.
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America. It was built on a dream, an
idea, that almost all people should be
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free. When our forefathers first came to
this great nation, they, in the
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Mayflower Plymouth... Oh,
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hey, everybody.
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It's me, Butters.
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And this is my friend Totoro. And you
know what I'm going to do?
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I'm gonna fuck him. Yep, that's right.
I'm Butters, and I'm gonna have sex with
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Totoro right now.
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Don't. Don't.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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Oh, you bitch.
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What the hell is this?
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I told him.
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All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this
straight. You say the government took
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your child.
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The doctor said he only had another six
or seven weeks to live.
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And these people said they could help
him if they took him to Washington.
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And they didn't invite you to go along.
Seems a little far -fetched. It was all
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so confusing.
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They said it was about national
security.
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I've been getting updates in emails, but
I don't even know what to believe
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anymore. Detective Harris, sir, we need
to get down to the school right away.
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What's the matter? There's a young boy
there, sir.
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Appears he's been molested by Totoro.
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Holy shit!
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Sorry, Ms. Carbon. We'll look into it
for you when we can.
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But what about Eric?
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All right, kid. You want to
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tell me what happened?
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I don't know nothing!
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We've seen the video, kid.
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How long have you and Totoro been
sexually active?
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What?
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Look, that forest -dwelling piece of
shit is just going to keep doing this to
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kids unless you talk to us.
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I want to know where you met Totoro, and
I want a description of his penis.
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Sir, you better come take a look at
this.
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What is it? There's another young
student here at the school that appears
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have just been raped by Popeye.
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Popeye? That son of a bitch!
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Well, I don't know nothing!
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He's right.
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Oh my God, what the hell is going on
here? We think Totoro and Popeye might
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somehow be working together, sir.
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This all has to be connected.
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A string of rapes, the missing Cartman
boy.
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South Park's going to shit right before
our eyes.
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Sir?
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There's something very wrong going on
here, Mitch.
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And I'm going to find out what.
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Please don't be mad at me.
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Everything I did, I did for you.
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You were manipulating me.
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This whole time you've been trying to
get me to get rid of Satan's baby.
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Yes, because I know you want to get rid
of the baby, boss.
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I was just trying to help you.
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I would do anything for you.
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You are the...
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Greatest birth I ever had.
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And I just want you to be happy.
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Of course I don't want that baby. But
everyone's so excited.
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I can't get out of it.
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I have a guy, boss.
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He is in Colorado right now.
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He is an expert in all of this.
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Nobody's here to embarrass you, all
right, son?
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We just want to know what happened
between you and Popeye.
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What? Well, I said hello.
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You can't tell the girls it's you
because you helped me, or they're going
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know we're there first.
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We don't know nothing.
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Did Totoro tell you to say that? You
don't need to protect these scumbags.
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Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here that
wants to talk to the kids.
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What's a Studio Ghibli?
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Some Japanese guys say they represent
Totoro.
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You! You fuck Totoro!
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Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
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Oh, Totoro's already got some lawyers,
huh?
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It takes hundreds of artists three years
to make a Totoro! And in two
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minutes you spit out your shit and fuck
Totoro!
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Studio Ghibli no sakuren!
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What? No, no, no, no, no, no!
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All right, I can't understand a word
anyone here is saying.
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You stop!
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This is a shishu and a shishu! Shishu
and a shishu! Mitch, get him out of
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You cannot just do whatever
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you want with someone else's IP!
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and everyone smells like popcorn. This
is unreal.
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Forever. Just want to let everyone know
I'm safe and sound. No kidding. That's
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my pad pad.
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I love cheesy poops, and I respect my
authority, but... Oh, Eric.
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Mommy misses you.
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A boy from South Park tells his mom he's
doing good and he'll be home soon.
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Hey, dude, fuck you. That is totally not
cool what you're doing.
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The boy is fat and authoritative.
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Hey, ma 'am. Things are good here. I
love cheesy poops. I'm just stoked to be
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feeling better, and I'll be home soon.
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Respect my contact.
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Bro, everyone's going to know that's not
really me. I haven't even talked about
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cheesy poops in, like, five years.
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You shut up!
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We'll be going to Washington soon.
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And then you're going to help me stop
the Antichrist from being born.
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And we're going to save the world.
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Not for free, dude.
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If you want to use me, then you got to
pay a motherfucker.
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You don't get to make me go do a bunch
of weird shit that I would normally
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do. It's the world you live in, kid.
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Anyone can make you do anything they
want.
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No, kitty, that's my authority.
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Of course you do, Bill.
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This baby is too much for you.
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I tried abortion clinic, plan B, but
this baby just won't die.
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And that is how my guy in Colorado can
help us both.
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Only he can stop the Antichrist.
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If we bring him here to Washington, then
we can... What are you guys doing?
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Hey, relax, guys.
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We're having an important meeting.
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What are you talking about?
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It's government stuff, Satan.
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Okay, so I guess I'm going to the
pediatrician by myself again?
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Hey, relax, guys. We have to do this.
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You're such a piece of shit.
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You see?
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Always pushing at me.
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I should be treated better than that.
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Yes, boss.
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You should.
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That's why you need to trust me.
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Nobody feels for you the way that I do.
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Nobody burns.
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Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
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Sure, Kyle.
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I'm here to help Butters try to call a
truce.
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What kind of truce?
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It's just all this Sora stuff is kind of
getting out of hand.
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I know Butter started it, so then you
guys made one of him. But then you guys
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made one of Kenny, and I just think we
all need to respect each other more.
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You know what? You're right, Kyle.
You're really a smart guy.
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Thanks, Red.
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I feel like a smart guy.
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It's because I'm a Jew.
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Excuse me. Is your name Kyle?
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Oh, wow. It's Droopy Dog.
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Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle. You
know what?
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I'm going to take a shit in your mouth.
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Oh!
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You like that, you don't you?
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Dude, what the hell? You see?
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The girls did one about you now. What
the hell did I do?
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It don't matter, I told you. Red's just
a bitch.
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You like that hot shit in you too, man?
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I mean, you gotta admit it's pretty
impressive. It looks really real.
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It's not impressive, it's fucked up. How
is this even legal?
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Nothing's sacred, pal. All you can do is
fuck fire with fire.
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Well, then let's see how Red likes it
when we make one of her and Bluey. Yeah!
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We've had 12 new cases in the past 14
hours.
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And you're telling me we can't get one
kid to testify?
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None of the kids will talk, sir.
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We're running out of time here, people.
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These predators are all going to start
lawyering up like Totoro did.
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We're not a lawyer!
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Nobody can understand anything you're
saying, so I don't know what to tell
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buddy.
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We're just getting no cooperation.
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Every kid we interview, we get the same
thing.
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That's not me. Someone else did that.
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That's the South Park we're living in,
Mitch.
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Kids won't talk to a cop.
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But they'll do anything Rocky and
Bullwinkle tell them to do.
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That's it. We gotta go undercover as a
couple of these predators and gain a
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little kid's trust.
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Yeah, what's going on?
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Everything is okay. We have Trump's
approval now.
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The president knows of our plans?
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Yes.
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He and I are on the same page.
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What'd he say?
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But we cannot proceed just yet. Can you
keep the child on ice a little longer?
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No problem. With Thora, too, I can make
the South Park kid do just about
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anything. Dude, fuck you.
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That is so lame.
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But, Buzz, what about Satan?
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A bug.
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It's a bug.
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How much longer we gotta do this shit,
Mitch?
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You remember when things made sense?
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You put your time in. You did the work.
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But now this stuff we're seeing... It's
like someone shook the snow globe and
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said, here you go, make sense of this.
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I don't understand it much either, sir.
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Maybe we're just too old.
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We used to go after normal criminals.
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But now the criminals have... Faces that
can just start turning into oranges
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that eat other oranges.
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That's when you realize maybe the job
doesn't need you anymore.
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Hey, look. Kids coming out.
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Let's do this.
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Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and
Bullwinkle. You looking for a good time?
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The South Park Police Department had to
go undercover in order to finally get to
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the roof in this case.
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And what the evidence will show is that
an innocent girl was humiliated by the
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actions of these boys.
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All right, little girl, you say the boys
just used you. Is that right?
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That's right. They made me do things I
would normally never do.
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Exactly what kinds of things?
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They made me go to the bathroom in a
very...
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Very bad playing.
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And did the suspects offer you any kind
of compensation?
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I didn't make one cent.
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What the hell is going on?
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They're turning the kids into the
victims?
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This whole thing stinks!
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Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey?
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Order! Order!
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My client has been misrepresented, and
these boys are going to jail!
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It wasn't their fault, all right?
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It's all my fault!
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This all started with me!
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Because my heart was broken!
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I made the first videos using Sora 2!
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I saw the ones Eric Cartman made to get
out of going to school, and I thought, I
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can make these about Red because the
bitch deserves it!
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But it was just me!
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Wait. You're saying that the Eric
Cartman videos are all being created by
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someone to distort the truth?
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That's gotta be Totoro!
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Trace the IP address and let's get the
son of a bitch.
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Freeze!
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We got the kid, sir.
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You're making a big mistake.
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I have powerful connection.
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Oh, I know you do. But no magical cat
bus is going to whisk you away from
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justice this time.
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Man!
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Oh, Eric, you're safe.
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How the hell did it take you this long
to figure out those videos of me were
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fake? Oh, well, they look so real,
sweetie.
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When is the last time I even ate a pot
pie, you dumb bitch?
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Get him out of here. Lock him up with
the Japanese lawyers.
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Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a
huge community of online rapists called
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Sora 2.
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Great job, sir.
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Detective Harris, you better take a look
at this.
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This guy didn't just make videos.
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He also has surveillance equipment all
over the White House. The White House?
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Yeah. He's got this video of the
president in the Lincoln bedroom.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh, my God. What the hell is going on
here? Oh, boy.
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When Fox News sees this, they are not
going to be happy.
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This is it.
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Back. News.
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Some very troubling news from the White
House today.
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Apparently a security camera in the
Lincoln bedroom has caught President
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having relations with Vice President
Vance.
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Fox News is live at the White House.
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Yeah, hey.
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Definitely disheartening news here.
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Why the president would do this to Satan
with a baby on the way, we don't know.
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If it's anyone's guess, why... Sorry,
sorry, we got to interrupt you there.
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We just got word that the president is
calling in to Fox and Friends.
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Are you there, sir?
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Yes,
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Mr. President, what is going on?
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Well,
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what about you and the vice president?
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We're trying to relax, sir, but we've
all seen the security footage.
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It's fake?
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Oh,
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it's fake!
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Oh, thank God!
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Of course it was fake! How could we have
doubted it?
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This is a fact news fake news alert!
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Totally fake news today as the president
did not have sex with the vice
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president.
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You swear on everything that video was
fake.
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Of course it's fake, Satan.
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Okay, because it looks really real.
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Satan, I swear on the baby. I wouldn't
do that to you.
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Relax, huh?
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Okay. Good!
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Well, I gotta go get a snack.
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You want anything from downstairs?
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No, I'm good.
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All right, what's the situation?
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The detective in Colorado is very
stubborn, boss.
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He will not give us Peter Thiel.
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How can he not hand him over? I'm the
president!
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Don't worry, boss.
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We will not let that town get in the way
of our plans together.
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