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It's Friday morning. The sun is up, the birds are singing, and you are about to

enter the house -cleaning zone.

The purpose of this video is to teach the fine art of cleaning house.

Ah, yes.

Here we are in the bedroom of the master of this home.

Let us ask him why he has been so remiss in keeping his home neat and tidy.

Sir?

Sir?

Hello, wake up.

Good morning.

Hello.

Yes, yes, sir.

No, sir, I was on my way out the door.

No, I'm up, I'm up.

Yes, sir, I'll be there as soon as I can.

Yes, yes.

No, no, I'm sorry, sir.

No, the reason why I'm late is because I'm waiting for the maid service.

Yeah, they should be here any minute now.

Yes.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

I thought Scrooge was a Dickens character.

He's alive and well, and I work for him.

Maid service.

You're the... Maid service.

Yes, the maid service, yes.

I'm Veronica, this is Daisy, and that's Sandra.

Oh, you, uh... Come on in. You

know,

uh... I've been thinking, you know, now that you guys are here, um...

Maybe I ought to stay and help you guys clean up. You know, the place is such a

mess. And my mother always said, he who makes the mess should clean it up.

And this place is a disaster.

So I was thinking maybe I ought to... Harry, go to work. We'll be fine.

No, no, just think about it. I mean, this place is a disaster. And you're

to need someone to lift all the heavy stuff. You know, and I'm the only one

with muscles.

All right, well...

Think of me as, um... Your slave.

That's it. I'll be a personal slave to each and every one of you. Just call

me... Slave Harry.

That's it. I do hereby accept the position of servant to all three of you.

Harry,

go to work.

I have to get that.

Hold on.

Stay right there.

Hello?

Yes, sir. Yes.

Actually, sir, I was thinking, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. I

have a bit of a... No, sir.

If it's that important, yeah.

No, I'll... I'll be there, yeah.

Bye.

I guess we're going to have to do some work on this place.

Yeah, it's a real pigsty.

I have to go to work.

But look, I'll be back as soon as I can to help you guys clean up, okay?

Goodbye, Harry.

Bye -bye, cutie pie.

I will begin by describing a list of the general rules to follow.

Number one, always start at the top and work down.

Once again, start at the top and work down to the bottom.

One more time, just so you won't forget.

Start at the top and work your way down to that beautiful, beautiful bottom.

There are several general rules that should be followed at all times and in

every room.

Number one, always wear an apron to carry your sponges, spray bottles and

easy to carry necessities.

Number two, use a maid's caddy. It's great for carrying the larger items.

Number three, always work in one direction.

whether it be left to right or right to left.

Number four.

Learn to use both hands for wiping and scrubbing. Two is more efficient than

one. Number five.

Always keep a wastebasket close by.

Now we will begin with Daisy in the Kitchen.

Of course, there are some things that require daily cleaning, such as dishes.

Therefore, as we wait for Daisy to get caught up on what should have been done

on a daily basis, we will go into the living room to demonstrate proper set

with Veronica.

As you can see, there are a variety of products and instruments needed for

proper cleaning.

Your supply should include two types of liquid sprays, including a light spray

for the easy -to -remove dirt and grime, and a heavier spray for those tough

jobs.

In the living room, you'll also need a feather duster, a

clean rag or two, a

wet sponge,

Good heavens.

A squeegee for the window.

And, of course, an apron.

We also suggest that you purchase some sort of bucket or maid caddy to carry

spray bottles and other needs.

Oft times it is best to entertain oneself with some good music while

Unlike the telly, music only enhances and does not distract from one's work.

Oh, my.

Oh, him.

Oh, my.

As with any room, it's important to begin cleaning top to bottom.

Begin by dusting cobwebs from the ceiling and walls.

Be sure to reach as far up into the corners as possible.

Oh, my.

I do believe you missed a bit of web up there in the corner.

Right up there.

Oh, yes, you got it that time.

Oh, my.

The purpose of dusting is to remove the dirt and dust that is laying about, not

just to move it to another spot.

Dust in a slow, deliberate manner, making sure the dust falls to the floor

rather than rising up to the ceiling and falling once again back on top of your

newly dusted furniture.

Then work round the room, left to right.

or the other way continuing the same process ending up of course in the

of the room

One of the least enjoyable elements of housecleaning is window washing.

And yet, to enjoy the exterior view and take advantage of sunlight, it's

necessary occasionally to wash the windows.

As you can see, Veronica is adding just a capful of ammonia to a bucket of

water. One's tendency is to add too much soap or cleaning agent to the water,

thereby risking streaking on the window.

Of course, one must be careful when lifting any item while cleaning.

Oh my, this could become rather interesting.

Wet the window with the solution.

Do so lightly, for it's not necessary to baptize it. Otherwise, you'll also be

doing some mopping up.

Once you have wetted the surface, lightly wet the rubber on the squeegee.

will help keep the rubber on the glass, so you'll avoid a skipping effect.

Next, squeegee about an inch off the top for a dry place to start down.

You will be amazed at how clear the view from the other side of the window

becomes when you're done.

When vacuuming, it is best to use a forward reverse motion, overlapping each

stroke of the vacuum.

It is not always necessary to move furniture as the furniture itself

the carpeting from dust.

But when it does become necessary, move each piece as needed and as little as

possible. Or better yet, have someone fold the furniture up so that one might

only have to vacuum under it. Here I am.

Now remember to always use a forward -reverse motion.

Forward, backward.

Oh, my.

Forward,

backward. Veronica.

Veronica.

Oh, yes, this really is getting rather interesting.

Veronica.

Sorry.

Normally the bedroom is fairly simple to clean.

It just requires some daily effort to keep clean.

As you can see, our demonstration room is something of a mess.

Obviously more than is necessary for demonstration purposes.

Therefore, we shall return to the kitchen to see how Daisy is doing while

finishes picking up.

Then again, maybe not.

The kitchen easily requires the most effort of any room in the house.

As you can see, Daisy has all the tools and cleaning solutions needed to

properly clean a kitchen efficiently and effectively.

First of all, it's important to wear an apron with several pockets, which will

give you plenty of places to store your cleaning needs.

Next, you will need spray bottles with various types of cleaning solutions,

including a heavy cleaner and a lighter spray for the easy jobs like glass and

cupboards. When using a spray bottle, always make sure that the tops are on

securely.

Oh, I feel so cold.

I hope it doesn't rain.

What are you looking at, silly?

I hope it doesn't stain.

Oh, my.

How's that? Did it come out?

As I suggested before, always make sure that it's secured and doesn't jiggle.

Oh, my.

I didn't realize this video would be so... Oh, well.

Carry on.

Hello? Hi. Is this Veronica?

Of course not, silly Harry. It's Daisy.

Oh.

Hi, Daisy.

How's it going? It's going fine.

Oh, by the way, I spilled some cleaning fluid on my t -shirt. Isn't that silly

of me?

You mean you're just running around with a soapy top?

Of course not, silly.

I washed it and put it back on again.

You mean you're just wearing a wet T -shirt?

Yeah, but it should be dry by the time you get home.

I hope not.

What did you say?

I mean, I hope you don't catch cold.

You know, I should be coming home.

It's not fair that you guys are doing all that work without me.

Oh, don't be silly.

It's going to be fine.

Just keep working and we'll see you when you get home.

Bye.

It's not fair.

I'm stuck here at work and Daisy's running around with a wet t -shirt on.

Maybe I can slip away for even just an hour.

Hey, Jensen, get in here! Is this the best you can do?

You're an ambassador!

You're going to be here all night.

As I mentioned earlier, before being interrupted, the kitchen will always

require the greatest amount of cleaning.

Once again, it's important to start at the top and work your way down.

I believe Daisy has already dusted the top edges, so we will begin by wiping

down the cupboards.

Using a slightly damp sponge, wipe cupboard surfaces.

Normally it's not necessary to spend too much time on this effort because

vertical surfaces rarely get that dirty.

Make sure doorknobs and handles get a shot of cleaning fluid before you wipe

clean them without too much wiping motion.

Once you've done all the cupboards, then you can start on the countertops.

When cleaning the countertop, there's no need to take everything off the

counter. Simply pull each item forward and wipe behind it with a sponge and

light cleaning solution.

Wipe down the item and simply replace it.

If you accidentally spill something on the floor, don't worry about it because

you will be cleaning the floor last.

Occasionally you will run into dried food or other hard -to -remove

While this is most enjoyable to watch, I would suggest there is an easier way.

Take the lighter spray and squeeze a little on the hardened goo.

Let it set. If that doesn't work, use the heavier spray.

Ooh, this silly outfit I'm wearing is making me perspire.

Do you think I could take it off, get a little cooler?

Pardon me?

Is it in the script?

Yes, it is.

Okay, then.

Oh, so much better.

To clean the refrigerator, start by opening it and cleaning the inside.

Uh, just a moment. This house is such a mess. Let's pretend we already did the

refrigerator. So now, start by wiping down the outside.

There are obvious marks and dirt. Just spray with light spray and wipe clean.

Remember, it's best to wait a moment before wiping.

Fortunately, it appears that our residence doesn't use the stove much.

Therefore, it should be easily cleaned.

Remember, it's best always to clean from the top to the bottom.

Therefore, when it comes to the stove, start by cleaning the hood.

Wipe it down with a wet sponge and let it air dry.

If you are working on a gas stove, remove the grapes and place them on the

counter, cleaning each one of them as you go.

To save cleaning the counter again, stack the grapes on top of one another.

Wipe down the surfaces and use your heavy spray if you come upon any hard

-remove items.

Replace the grapes.

If you are cleaning an electric stove, Remove the ring and the tray from each

burner, clean each tray, wipe down the rings, replace in the correct fashion.

To clean the oven, wipe with a wet sponge.

Remove each knob as you go by replacing it once you have cleaned round it.

Move on to the next knob.

Then, if you dare, open and check inside the oven.

Go ahead.

It should be safe.

I think

we'll not do the oven.

And finally, last but not least, the floor.

First, you should sweep up as much of the dirt and debris as possible.

Then fill a bucket full of warm water, adding a small amount of floor -cleaning

solution or ammonia to the water.

Begin by using a mop that is dripping wet.

Pass it back and forth, rinsing the mop in the bucket as you go.

You may need to use your scraper or scouring pad to remove the dried food

other stains on the floor.

Well, this camera angle certainly gives a good demonstration of the mopping

stroke.

Oh, yes.

Stroke. A stroke.

Yes, that's so beautiful.

Go, go, you're almost there.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

What a stroke.

Cleaning the bedroom is similar to cleaning the living room.

When cleaning mirrors, avoid spraying directly onto the mirror.

Too much moisture can be bad for it.

Simply spray into a soft cloth.

and wipe the mirror.

Now you can look at yourself without wondering if that spot is on the mirror

on you.

To make the bed, fold the cover

and the blanket back to the end of the bed.

Remove the sheets and take off the pillowcases.

Clean pillowcases and new sheets on the bed. Make sure the top sheet reaches

almost to the end.

Pull the blanket up, making sure that it ends about a foot from the end of the

bed.

Pull the top sheet back over the blanket.

Then replace the tablet.

Vacuuming is done the same as any other room.

Now that the living room is bloomed, the bedroom is neat.

And the kitchen sparkles.

It's time to finish up by cleaning the one room in the house that people hate

clean the most.

Which one of you would care to clean the bathroom?

Yes, that's true. It's time for the bathroom.

Who would like to volunteer?

All right.

I guess we'll have to draw straws.

No, forget that.

Daisy, come with me.

To clean the bathroom, you'll need disinfectant cleaner, a cleaning cloth,

scrub sponge.

To begin cleaning, start by spraying your cleaning cloth with window cleaner,

and then wipe the mirror.

Next, clean the countertop and sink by spraying and wiping off.

Then spray and wipe off the toilet.

Daisy, you know, one of the best ways to clean the shower is to take a shower

while you're cleaning.

What?

Yes, it's true.

Oh, okay.

Actually, that sounds kind of nice.

Oh, my.

It would.

Hi, Harry.

I'm here, ready to go.

Well, we just finished, so I guess we're out of here.

But I got off work early. I mean, I wanted to help. Sorry, maybe next time.

you like it.

Daisy, you smell so clean.

Like you took a shower.

I did, silly.

Thanks for the soap.

You took a shower and used my soap.

I promise I didn't use it all.

There's so much for you.

Oh, good.

I'm going to need a shower.

Look, ladies, I'm going to need you guys to come back real soon. My parents are

visiting, and they're slobs.

Just call us, and we'll be back.

Where are you going?

Listen to me. I forgot my bra.