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I wrote a little country song. Want to hear? Here it goes.

Gorgeous birthday.

I'll be there as a jackal riding.

They should stick to electric sliding.

I would like for Drew to come.

How you just going to like for Drew to come on my trip?

Allegedly, Drew was sucking a lollipop. She fucked some dick. She sucked and

sucked until the doom dropped.

But that ain't none of my business.

Sweetie, you're not understanding.

They're arguing and arguing and slinging mud.

I thought the point of this trip was to put our differences out.

Unnecessary arguments is like they're going for blood.

Why won't these heifers understand it's not their day?

You know what?

The point of ship is me.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

It's Portia's birthday.

Good morning, baby.

Good morning.

How are you?

I'm good. Well, I miss you. I miss you.

I miss you, but I'm having a good time. We had a really good night last night.

I was going to say, what happened?

Some kind of went down at dinner a little bit.

Angela kept advocating for Drew to come, and I was like, it's not your place.

At the peace brunch, Angela rubbed me the wrong way. You like to throw rocks

hide your hands. How am I hiding my hands? Read the mother... I'm reading

book. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And now, after last night, I'm just like, I don't know,

girl. I kind of have to keep my guard up with Angela.

Outside of that, it's been good vibes. What do you think is going on today?

We've got a whiskey tasting.

Send me pictures.

I will. I love you. I love you, too.

Bye, baby.

Everything smells amazing.

I'm excited.

Champagne, darling.

Hi, how are you?

So what's been going on? All right, so do you want to go? Yeah, so Shiloh, she

was pretty congested, and it's been almost two weeks.

Gerald is hands down the best dad ever.

There's not been one challenge that we've had that I felt like I had to take

by myself.

So now that he wants to have a son, I got to do that for him. He's so

If it's in God's plan for us to have another child.

Then we will.

They ain't get wrong with me. I can't be there.

Yeah, that's funny, man. We got it.

Hang in there.

I love you.

And have fun. Yeah.

All right.

Okay, man. Love you. Love you. Bye.

Bye.

Miss Oakley.

Yeah. I was going to say you're still standing, but I see you over here

honey.

Cheers to another day, honey.

How are you feeling this morning?

Last night was a lot. It was a lot. Intense.

You just be a little theatrical sometimes.

I don't feel. You do.

My next name is Victimina. Everybody, it's Omina.

I'm Victimina. First and foremost, my loyalty to Drew.

And my loyalty to any of my friends. I just don't think they get that from me.

Well, first of all, where the hell is Drew? She should be on her way. No, you

telling me Drew won't be on her way one more goddamn time now. This time she

actually sent me proof that she was on her plane. Okay, she do know we're in

Nashville, right?

A 35 -minute flight, maybe an hour. And that was actually three hours ago. She

should be here.

I tell you, sometimes Drew been on her way.

But anyway, you know, Portia feels how she feels. And in a lot of ways, Drew

herself in that position. You know, them baby daddies hit different, girl. Like,

you got to let folks know, please don't come over here looking for Leon.

For God damn sake. Unless I know about it. Unless you approve.

That's real. And I agree with you on that. And I express that to Drew. But

I'm catching all the strays. Like, you're Drew's friend. You always talk

Drew. I'm like, no, I'm just trying to advocate for her in her absence. Right.

The whole table was talking about Drew. And I am loyal to my friends. So I'm not

going to let anybody just attack someone who's not there to defend themselves.

And especially part of that attack was about me and my character. And so I

ten toes down.

I don't think anyone really has a real issue with her except for her.

And that's something they should iron out. Yeah.

Thank you.

I'm going to go eat.

Yes.

My wig is melting.

This is good. You're in this wig, honey. Please get in this house. There it is.

So pretty.

Howdy, bitches.

Oh, my God. Finally.

Hi.

Welcome.

How was your fight? It was so short. Are you hungry?

I'm not. I ate a full pork sandwich. You did. Already?

Well, I'm here now. I know, finally. So what are we doing?

What's up?

There's whiskey tasting and then there's like drink making, like learning, like

bartending. Portia didn't tell me which group I'm going with yet. Okay.

To be honest, I was contemplating on not coming on this trip.

However, Portia and I have been friends for years.

And I am giving an olive branch.

Thank you, Angela, to try to talk to my friend. I mean, somebody's got to make

the effort.

Hell, I hear voices.

I'm here.

I'm so happy to see you. I'm so happy to see you. Thank you. And I'm just

looking, hopefully, to have some resolve and move past it. This is beautiful,

this whole little view.

Oh, God.

Your room is through those doors. Okay. Right there.

Okay. But go check it out.

Go check it out.

See, you are laughing.

Don't play with me.

Don't. Do not. Don't make a laugh.

Don't you scare me. What are you up to? It's okay. It's beautiful.

Wait. Wait. Wait a minute.

What is that?

Wow. Love you too, Angie.

This is giving like orphanage.

We're not going to spend much time in our rooms anyway, so.

Who's going to spend time in your room?

Have you spoken to Portia?

No. I think you should.

Why? Because you get the heat off me.

Well, wait a minute.

You see these war wounds I got? Okay. If you would have saw what I went through

last night, I went to war. You brought this war on yourself.

Now that Drew is here, if I could do things all over again, I would still

Drew, because guess what? I don't give a... I just need you to come in and...

Now what I got to do?

Hey, Portia. What's up, girl? Happy birthday. Let's talk.

Oh, girl.

Where's all the ladies?

You ain't got to be with this right now, though. That is cute.

That's giving. That's giving.

What type of drink is that? I want one.

Is it gin or vodka?

It's really nice. Can I get one with gin or vodka?

Make that two.

Hey, y 'all. Hello.

Howdy, honey.

Wait a minute.

Is this cowgirl goddess right there?

Oh, honey. You look good.

Meanwhile, why is this here?

They went down this morning.

Told you them ribs was busting yesterday.

I had a plan for them. As I was eating them, I was like, I'm going to eat these

again tomorrow at approximately 10 AM when I wake up. Oh my gosh.

You done got up and clicked your boots together.

Yep. And ate a rib.

So did.

Now we're going yeehaw.

And you're going to have a good birthday.

Are you going to still be able to enjoy yourself?

Why? When you see Drew.

Yeah. Maybe I'll take them. That's where you're going. Please find out.

Drew just arrived, and we're sitting here at the breakfast table. Which group

she going with, whiskey or bartending?

Okay. Drew can choose wherever she wants to go. I feel like a whiskey taster.

I have gone over this with that thing in there 51 times.

What do you mean?

Angela, she was gaslighting me. You're not going to gaslight me. I'm just going

to tell everybody, no gaslighting today.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Listen, once I have expressed myself and calmed down, I am not one to have

daggers for you every time I see you. I'm not going to say nothing else. I'm

good. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I'm here.

I made it.

You're good? Yes.

If I'm going to do anything, I want to make sure that I have no drama and a

time. So I'm just letting everyone choose whatever the hell they drink it,

Good afternoon.

Everyone should be nice and lit and tipsy. Are we all riding together?

I guess so. It's going to be two stops. Two stops.

Did you get some breakfast? It was so good.

I ate my ribs last night.

Did you find a barbecue sauce, too?

No, I just ate them raw.

Bare bones.

Bare back. Bare back. I'm going to call my face back.

You all right?

I'm sure.

You got a napkin?

Here, baby.

Thank you.

Are

you

okay,

Shamia? I'm okay now.

What happened?

I was married back in 2008 for one year. My ex was abusive, and I

spoke out about it. I share my story.

I'm literally jacked up, out of my chair.

Like, put me down, you're embarrassing me.

I'm like, not here, not now.

A lady that sent me a text today, and I didn't talk to her. I tried to tell her

why I was aborted, and she kind of, like, shut me out. I was mean about it.

she sent me a text today, apologizing. I've never seen you cry before.

I just woke up from all this.

He was super successful.

He was wealthy. You know, everybody thought he was just so great. On our one

-year anniversary, we were outside of one of the hottest hotels, and he hit me

so hard, I popped out of my first pair of red bottoms.

I was just embarrassed, you know? It felt like everybody on that patio was

staring at me.

I found myself, like, just not even sharing my story.

Because I didn't feel like people would believe me.

So seeing that text, I felt validated.

From 2005.

That's crazy.

I don't know. How's your mom?

My mom is good.

You know, she told her story.

I had Cynthia when I was 18 years old.

We got married, and it hit me.

I didn't want my daughter to see that.

I love my mom. She's one of the strongest women that I know.

But when I think about her life, I just cannot imagine the sacrifices

that she had to make to just keep going.

So my heart really goes out to Shamia. Like, I really had no idea. Like, she

always is fun, and she's always a good time.

And then when we have these types of conversations, I'm just in awe.

of the fact that she's gone through the things that she's gone through and still

is able to keep a smile on her face.

Now we all like, damn, we think about our problems. Girl, you good.

You look great.

You look like the star that you are.

Coming up next. I'm really just confused with Angela.

If you invited her, right, you bold enough to do this.

Why did you make a thing of it at the table and provoke everybody to have a

negative vibe about you before she arrived?

Setting up through Ontario.

Hey, y 'all look amazing.

Get it, girl. Hell yeah.

What's going on?

You guys, you are serving. Holy.

When in Nashville, you do what the Nashvillians do. Are you serious?

So is this our first shot of the day? First shot of the day.

Coyote Ugly is known for their crazy bar tricks and for having a good old

country time. They love to drink, dance, and enjoy.

So today is about libations and lessons.

You're going to take these shots coyote style.

Coyotes do not have hands.

Let's go. On the bar. Come on. We're going to teach you.

today a little thirsty we need some whiskey immediately yes ma 'am okay well

can we can make that happen if you'll grab your first glass and walk right

here i'm gonna open this barrel up i'm gonna be stealing out of this barrel and

pouring right into your glass if y 'all ever moved water as a kid like as a with

a straw yeah this is a big copper straw so all i'm gonna do is put my finger

over the end right into your glass

Now, right out of the barrel, the whiskey's going to open up in the glass,

like wine. So it knows it. Or smells. The whiskey knows it. On the count of

three, you're going to show me how you sucky sucky.

One, two, three.

Sucky!

Then I do a quick taste, and I let it coat my mouth. I'm like, it went through

my whole body. Yeah, this is just for the big boys right here.

Right. I'm going to put some hair on your head.

Girl! In theory, it's supposed to be a four count, right?

One, two, three, four.

Boom. Yep. You look like a little cute bartender.

You got to do it like a...

I just take a bottle to Portia, like with our picture on it. I love that. And

another olive branch. And this is strong, because she's like a cop right

And it'll help me. It might clear it up.

All right,

so we've got to finish the rest of the night.

So what's going down with the night? We're going to go to the house and have

dinner, and then just kind of chill.

decided to treat everyone to a beautiful cowboy dinner.

The other group had a whiskey tasting, so I know they on one.

And even Drew, she should have a good time.

I think this is the best way to start a dinner.

Already lit?

What's up with your friends at dinner last night? Are they friends with Drew?

everybody who was there knows Drew. Like, we're all, like, cool. You know

I'm saying?

So they were, like, asking, like, where is she? Because it's just in general,

like... Why would she not be here? Like, you have us here. Right. What's the

reason why she wouldn't be here? You know what I'm saying?

So that's what that was.

But right now, I'm really just confused with Angela.

If she was going to invite the girl, right, wouldn't you want the atmosphere

be accepting, welcoming, inviting?

First of all, if you don't got the host to say she cool with it, like, at the

end of the day, let it be what it is. Why would you set up somebody who know

nothing like somebody before they get there? Why would you do that?

Honestly, me and Angela rolled together to the peace brunch.

Angela was like, yo, I feel some kind of way about Drew.

I feel like Drew's talking trash to Kelly about me. And I got to figure it

Yes. I heard Kelly was, you know, throwing a little shade at me to Drew

night. Wow. Yeah.

Whatever Kelly had to say is fine. We'll find out. But I'm more concerned about

Drew's reaction. There you go. It explains how she's handling Drew coming

trip. If you invited her, right, you bold enough to do that.

Why did you make a thing of it at the table? And then to kind of provoke

everybody to have a negative vibe about Drew before she arrived.

She was setting up Drew. I'm telling you.

I'm telling you. Drew,

we missed you last night. We did miss you.

I held it down.

You did.

How many people you get into it with at the table?

What happened?

I felt like, okay, Portia is actually hurt because I invited you. At one

you guys were good friends.

So I felt like I was aiding that on by bringing you here without her

And that's where I messed up. It was more of you playing the victim.

No. How do I play the victim? All this heat I'm catching, I wouldn't know how

play the victim. I'm trying, but that's the other thing. You're saying you were

catching the heat. That's what being a victim is, is when you're thinking you

were catching all the heat. And you'll act completely oblivious to what's going

on. Tell me what. How?

I'll start with one. I really felt like I was going to get a little bit more

support at the brunch.

And I felt like nobody had any level of empathy for what I was going through. I

felt like everybody's like, well, it's even now.

No, I think when the way you walked.

in and sat down it just came across as entitled almost she lost her

insurance license. What?

Based on what?

What do you mean based off of what? Are you confused? What's been going on? Oh,

wait a minute. Wait a minute. You were not in support of me at all.

Us showing up for you was showing support for you. It was a back and

was a cause and effect. I didn't even get a chance to even speak my truth.

You guys cannot tell this woman how she should walk into the damn brunch after

something like that has happened to her. Unless y 'all's picture is up there

with a penis inside y 'all's mouth in front of a room full of people. Come get

at me when that happens how would you come in when you've been in your house

three days crying and upset and going through all these things that y 'all are

worrying about how i come in missteps were made and that's fine that's fine

coming in high like put you imagine your business being hurt teared apart your

reputation everything you built i know and i apologize for that at the end of

the day when i hear i could have been somewhere else that does not make me

that was after the fact

But that was how you felt.

Either way, when I came in, this is not the time to be trying to point any

fingers at me after what I just went through. Everyone can hit it off bad.

can be missteps. But we were really missing our friends.

It doesn't minimize your feelings.

It's just sharing how we felt and why it may have come across the way that it

did. Like, do you understand that? I hear what you're saying. And the war

I said hurtful things. And I think in that moment, we were trying to hurt each

other. So I apologize for that. We're all here today. So hopefully we can

on today and not what's happened in the past.

I'm truly trying to support Britt in this moment because I did hurt her. And

do understand how she was humiliated. We're going to put all our issues on the

back burner. I definitely feel like this is the start of this new friendship.

We still have to give this woman some empathy, and we still love our friend.

it doesn't take away from what...

happen no matter if anybody felt it was justified or not understood coming

up next Portia would you like to answer Angela's question the

rest of the world can kiss your ass okay

and

I have to get on the bus

It was so much fun, but yeah, the whiskey, it was hitting.

The whiskey was whiskey? Ooh, yeah.

Well, first of all, you're asking the wrong person. Britt is not our

representative. She is a lightweight, okay? She's our representative.

This here is the whiskey. She cleared a whole bottle. You cleared it. She's an

aficionado at this point. Yes, I did.

Cheers.

You are lightweight. I can see that right now.

Bite to it. All right, ladies, I'm going to pour number four for you all. Yes,

God! Let's go, sir.

Well, I think I am drunk.

We got

like

two hours?

Yeah, let me tell everybody, 8 o 'clock.

Okay. 8 o 'clock, y 'all.

Okay, well, good night for a little while.

Don't nobody...

So pretty.

At the whiskey tasting, to have compassion and empathy and support, I

appreciate that.

Oh, you're so welcome. I really do.

What you doing, B?

We in the bed. Why you all glammed up?

I'm going to show you my car grant.

You see that?

I love you.

Bye -bye, Mommy.

Bye -bye. I love you.

Oh, it smells good.

Well, howdy. I didn't even see you guys.

Hello.

What do you guys have?

Alcohol. Oh, well, I'm in the right place.

Yes, ma 'am.

Damn.

Oh, thank you so much. Did you want anything else?

No, this is good. Thank you. Thank you.

Somebody fold me back up, Chad.

I'm just over here, open.

Look at Miss Cynthia Bailey.

Well, hi.

You look great.

Thank you. You look amazing.

Thank you.

Is this where we're pre -gaming?

Hi, guys.

We got some cowboys in the kitchen making some drinks.

Do you have a whipped bread?

I do.

I just didn't bring it.

I don't know who I want to milk first.

This all black ain't a good sign.

I almost feel like, do she have a ski mask in her purse?

There you go. You all right?

After I finished talking to Dennis and Pilar, I got another phone call. And

person told me that Dennis had actually been filming on this show with Drew.

That just sent me over the edge because Dennis and I had had a conversation

about that specifically.

What's the problem?

When you show up.

Anywhere on these cameras with somebody else, it's going to be a problem.

Another damn housewife. Looks absolutely insane.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited about this record.

We're going big.

You got the demo up?

Come on, let's play the demo from the top. You got to kill this, Drew.

So I was ultimately super disappointed that he chose opportunity over family.

You guys stay here, and then I think the show will take it away. All right.

Well, howdy, ma 'am. How are you doing? Happy birthday, sugar.

Rain Chains, you better get your ass out here!

There they are.

Now it's a birthday.

It goes down on a girl's trip. That's all I'm going to say.

I'm sorry. I didn't really see eye candy, but it's nice that they're here.

Well, y 'all come out here. Y 'all get with the Cowboys. We're going to do a

little dance lesson. Hold on. Let me hold on. It's right behind me. And we're

going to go right, left, right.

Kick the left. Oh, Lord.

Hold it. Now bring it back. Left, right, left, together.

You know what a grapevine is, everybody?

Yes. Okay, cool.

We're going to go right behind, left out, together.

So now we're going to put it all together.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Right, left, right, kick.

Oh,

I didn't know about that part. I know the wobble is a line dance, but Angie's

like, we're not doing that right now.

She was a little wobbly with them.

Here we go.

Oh, it's a great vibe. Oh,

uh -uh.

Kelly is looking like a whole troll.

It's turning all around.

Look it, look it, look it.

Like, I don't know what's going on. I never got on the move.

Kelly. Girl.

You over here. Not so line dancing.

Turn it out.

You all did it.

Keep a shuffle and electric slide. Those are the only things you can count me

on. Other than that, I got two left feet.

You can just sit wherever you want to. Yeah.

We got a hat. And we got another hat.

Y 'all, this has been a wonderful trip.

No, it's been great.

What's wrong, Portia?

What's wrong? Something is wrong. You're not yourself.

Tired.

What's wrong, Portia?

Something is wrong. You're not yourself.

How are you feeling on your birthday, Portia?

I feel good.

Really? I just feel like your energy is a little low. It's your birthday.

We've got to start now.

I understand.

She's big mad about something.

The last night, she's been...

Do the one who, like, do I need to try to get away, Carson?

Tell me what we doing.

So how was whiskey? You didn't say how whiskey tasting was. We would like what

happened. It was really good.

We did resolve a lot.

Y 'all did?

So I think. Like what?

Go ahead, Angela. Tell us what we talked about. You said that sometimes I can

come across as a victim because, you know, I'll be honest. I don't know how I

come across as a victim.

Then you didn't take anything from it. I did. I did. I forgot.

You said that you and Portia shared the same sentiments.

What did you coin it last night?

Victim Lena?

Her next name is Victimina.

Everybody!

Victimina! She said you be gaslighting. Oh, okay. Tell me how. That's what I

want to know.

How am I gaslighting? That's your question. How am I gaslighting? I don't

remember.

I just feel like you wanted Drew to come, even though Portia was like, she's

invited. She's never told me that. On the call, she actually did say,

that's on this call is invited.

Okay, but she did not say Drew wasn't invited. But Drew wasn't on the call.

Maybe Drew missed the call.

Drew, did you miss the call?

I wasn't on the call. Were you invited to the call?

No.

If I offended you in any way, I apologize if she doesn't hear me, but

can't. But I really want to know, why am I the only one who's held accountable?

I don't think that's true.

I do. Kelly, you asked the question initially.

Did you get the answer?

Yes, tell me.

So my question was, why did she take that woman's husband?

That's two separate situations. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's accountability.

We don't want to deflect right now. No, we're not.

Accountability is accountability.

I got my answer. No, I'm talking about Portia being accountable.

The world wants to know. I don't think the world got that answer.

I think we should move on, you guys. So, Portia, would you like to answer

Angela's question? No, I want Angela to kiss my ass.

Okay. Well, I think we should just move on, you guys. The rest of the world can

kiss your ass.

Girl. You first.

Really? That's how you feel?

That's how we feel.

Oh, you want to give me your ass to kiss?

I don't want to kiss Fista flat.

Why do I have to kiss your ass when I'm just asking the question that everybody

wants to know?

I'm going to laser. I don't understand the energy.

Okay, well, I want to address the elephant in the room.

Portia, I just want to say happy birthday. I know I wasn't invited

by you, but I want to ask the question, are you good with me being here because

I know I wasn't invited?

That's right.

All right. All right, ladies, you got yours on the tray. Anybody else want

It is Portia's birthday.

Okay, and I didn't come empty -handed. I actually got you a bottle of whiskey.

which I will leave for you.

I thank y 'all for this time, and I'm going to go.

Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, she gave

me an answer that's like nasty nice, and at this point, I've extended olive

branches. I showed up.

And if that's the energy, then that's the energy. Wait, hold on, Drew, hold

Drew. Drew, one second.

Drew, one second. Y 'all let me respond to that. Girl, eat your chicken. I would

like for you to stay. Please.

Portia is fine with you staying. We all would like for you to stay. If anybody

has an issue with me, let's address it now.

Where is the fish?

Did they go to the lake to catch it?

Okay, I'm gonna go now. This is just immature.

Girl, why are you leaving?

Because I don't have to deal with this, actually.

Because I wasn't invited anyway.

You hopped your ass on a flight to a woman's birthday party.

Who you snuck around and did behind -the -scenes stuff with her child's father.

And me saying you straight made you leave?

Drew, please don't leave. Love you.

Mwah, y 'all.

Have a safe flight.

Sayonara.

Do you want her to go? You okay with a stand?

I'm not a mean girl.

I've been being mean for her all day.

I'm sitting down here now.

This one, you know, whatever she's on.

This one, it's the dramatics for me.

Well, let's address the elephant in the room. I mean, it's not all that. I have

not made you feel unwelcome at all today.

These girls could have got it.

I could have met them right where they were if the men in my life wasn't

on my ass. Oh, baby, I would have set this bitch on fire.

I mean, I just say, if this was she giving, it's really whack.

I feel like that was grace.

Hallelujah. They got the grace.

We feel alive and we feel above.

Can we go upstairs?

What happened?

Right now in my life, what I'm dealing with, it's not fair. I'm not going to

keep subjecting myself to insults and attacks. Like, it's too much.

Hey, Mama.

What's up?

What? What is going on?

Right before I came downstairs, I had got a phone call that was just

disappointing.

It's just, when you're in such a good place...

and you feel like you're taken away from everything else, and then all of a

sudden you're just snapped back into it, you know, like we go back home

tomorrow, and then it's waiting, you know, something.

You know, going through divorce, I don't know if you've felt like this, but for

me, when you're dealing with people and you get disappointed, it feels like it's

a pile on.

Yeah. So, like, my energy wasn't towards, it wasn't directly towards

downstairs. So, Drew, I'm so confused.

about the dynamic, y 'all's friendship.

Like, I thought there was a point where you guys were cool.

So, you know, just like on this... Uh -uh, not take the lash off.

You know, we're breaking down.

And as a matter of fact... Like, oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm not going. I just want to leave with a little clarity, and I'm

just going to leave you alone, child.

I felt like there was a friendship at some point. And I thought it went left

after the whole dentist thing.

If I saw your ex -husband, and then we started a podcast, and we decided to

filming on this show, and you had to find out secondhand, how would you feel?

That would not be OK with me. Right. That's literally all it is. It wasn't

wondrous in her.

It definitely wasn't. It really wasn't Angela at all. I don't know what.

It's just a lot.

Yeah.

Dennis is the one who is obligated to me. He is the one who has made an

agreement with me how we would behave as co -parents. So I am not going to bring

none of that to her. I'm not going to go to her and confront her about feeling

more him or whatever. But Dennis, on the other hand, he's going to get all of

this. He's going to get all of this.

You know, I just want to say thank you for coming on this trip.

We had fun. We really had fun.

And I'm really glad that you took the time to celebrate yourself because,

I know you're going through a lot. But you are, I'm going to tell you one more

time, now you don't fall down, you fall up, child. Fall up. They can't count you

out. They can't count me out. They can't count you out, honey. I've known you

for a while. That's it.

Every time I would see, I would say, don't worry about Portia. Every time

scandalize my name.

Listen, you just go up a step higher. I'm telling you.

When I tell you, I feel.

So special to have you here with me.

And your energy is like, these girls are amazing, but ain't nothing like home.

Me and you, the kiki, it's just a whole different level of natural kiki. It's

true. You have made this birthday party for me. I just love you. Thank you.

I just love you so much. And I'm so, so glad you're good.

You're going to be okay, girl.

This too shall pass. And you want to pray before we go out there?

I don't know. I think he's been praying over that alcohol.

It's all right. Let's go get a shot.

Yes, Lord.

I feel like they're naked.

It's a don't swim, bitches.

Let's go.

Lord have mercy.

I've got to take my onesie off. I was coming.

You ready?

Coming up next.

I heard something that I wish I didn't hear.

Portia was inebriated and all of her truth fell out.

That is really creepy. She's looking outside of it like the girl in the

Girl, how we got four beds? We always end up in one. We in one bed because we

need each other, bitch. Girl. We need each other. Girl. They don't want to see

that pool. Girl, there's money floating in the water.

Why I heard Angela was looking out the window recording us at the pool.

The girl we was in the pool with, she was recording us from her window,

about, I heard everything!

Everything!

Are you ready to rock and roll?

I heard something yesterday that I wish I didn't hear.

Oh, my gosh.

Last night, around 2 .30 a .m., I was on the phone with my husband, and I

hear my name.

And I look out the window, and I see Portia, Shamia, Kelly, and Britt at the

pool.

Portia was inebriated, and all of her truth fell out.

What I hear is them just talking about my dress, and they spoke about my

husband. And last night, she said, I should fuck Charles.

They continued to talk about me. I just said, OK, let me...

Record them.

The recording is actually really short because I was like, you know what? Y

keep calling me. Let me go see what the y 'all want.

And she was like, I didn't say anything about you.

I didn't say anything about your husband. And I don't know what the hell

into her ass when she got the hell up out of there. I'm not on camera.

That is really creepy that she recorded this. Who are you going to show it to?

Who are you going to tell?

She's looking outside of it like the girl in the window.

Did you talk about Angela or Charles at the pool last night?

I didn't say anything, OK?

I thought we were making a music video just outside having a good time in the

middle of the night.

I heard.

Charles had a baby, and Shamia said that he always out with all these different

women, allegedly.

All I can remember is Portia saying, she better stop before

I fuck your husband.

Our car will be here in 15 minutes.

You better listen when Portia says she want to fuck your husband, because as

history has shown us, she will fuck your husband.

Good morning.

Hi, Kelly. How are you feeling?

All right. I don't want to be fake, so.

I just said good morning. I said good morning. Good morning. I just don't want

to be fake.

I don't want to be fake.

This is me every morning.

I appreciate that. Good morning.

Good morning.

I've been attacked and attacked and attacked.

So in this moment, I'm like, I don't give a.

I walked in this door grown and I'm going to leave out of here grown.

You're not going to disrespect me.

The bus stops here.

With the boys.

Shamia is a puppet.

Britt is a puppet.

All of them are puppets, of course.

Next time on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Woo! Look at that, Bobby!

Let me tell you what I have to say about you.

Like, you're just so easy to... Drew not even signing me no more. You said that

she tried to sleep with you.

I'm actually going to do my belly cute. Maybe just start up on a clean slate.

You need to use that mouse more often. You got mouse on your mouth.