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♪ I'm gone, I'm gone ♪

♪ Light it up, then I move on ♪

[Kim Kardashian] Previously, on The Kardashians...

Happy Fatal Attraction Day.

[group exclaiming]

Where-- Where are they?

I got it, I got it, I got it.

[Kim] She's such a frantic person.

Khloé and I are always, like, we are so embarrassed.

Un-[bleep]-believable.

And action!

[Kim] I never in my wildest dreams thought

that I would be doing a show,

and I'm so grateful that Ryan took a chance on me.

But I'm also grateful that you guys did, too.

[reporter] Los Angeles is a city under siege.

[Khloé] The police were coming by...

[Scott] Me too.

-...evacuating people. -[Scott] Yeah.

It was just hard to even wrap my head around it.

Go, birds!

I tailor my life around my kids' schedules.

-Yay! -Yay!

And then I sacrifice my nights

instead of, you know, going out.

I'm working at night and studying.

[Kourtney] [on phone] If you think I can keep up with this chat, you're wrong.

Who takes themselves off of a chat?

[Kourtney] She's just talking shit about everything and everyone.

You're such a pussy.

Why is that a pussy?

You can't face having a conversation.

No, are you doomscrolling in bed?

Like, everything's happy.

So Kourtney can [bleep] off.

I want to go on her [bleep] page and see what it is.

Enh! Like, shut up.

Have we really become the negativity chat?

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ bright music playing]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

I've felt like a negativity lately throughout the chat.

Mm. And that's me?

No, it's not only you,

but I do feel like maybe it's 'cause you're working more lately.

What else have I done?

I just think you're seeing so much information

-out there of other people. -What's an example?

-And then you'll be like... -I just want to know what am I doing?

..."Why are-- Is this person doing this?

-This [bleep] bitch, this [bleep] whore." -Ha, ha!

"This person did this, can you believe this and this?"

"This person is so blah, blah, blah."

-[bleep] everyone. -[Kourtney] You know?

It's her life.

Like, if she wants to spin in negativity

or, like, spiral.

It's just, I don't want it.

[Khloé] I'm not-- I don't even watch the [bleep] news.

Because anything I need to know comes my way.

I'm great, I'm happy, I'm thriving.

-Do you have an example? -Imagine being in a bubble.

-Yes. -And you didn't have to--

I feel like you keep talking about different things.

-Do we have an example? -Everything floats away.

I'll have to look back at the chat.

Got it, okay.

So we're just going on this tangent

about protecting our peace.

-Yeah. -But we don't have real examples.

-No, I'll get you some. -Okay.

Thank you, darling.

I'll get a whiteboard.

Oh, good, I can't wait for the seminar.

And write 'em all up.

-Wow. -Also, our family

is really critical.

Everyone, like, we've been criticized since we were young,

but then also, like, just even by the world.

So, I think it makes me sensitive to criticism.

Like-- And I think we all could be like that.

And I remembered that you're on your therapy journey,

and I was thinking...

at some point on the therapy journey,

-I feel like you-- -'Kay.

I mean, it happened to me.

I don't know that it happens to every human,

but I was like, "Is she in the phase of, like..."

You almost are, like, mad sometimes,

-'cause you, like, realize... -I think I'm good.

...some of the things.

Like, I remember I had a wall up

from when I was young,

from being, like, protecting myself.

And when I went to therapy, then I had feelings

and I would get things out and then I would be like,

when Kim or you would say something kind of snarky to me

that we've said to each other our whole lives,

I would be like, "Who says that to their family member?

"How-- How unkind," you know?

-And then I would feel bad about it. -Right.

And then I had to get through that... time

of feeling really, really sensitive, I think.

I remember after I started therapy,

feeling like, "Why did I do this?

"I was so much happier before

when I didn't know all these things."

It's like ignorance is bliss.

And then, once you get to the other side,

and then you're like, "Oh, this is why I did this."

And I hope that she gets to that place.

It's crazy when she says,

"Oh, you and Kim would say things that would hurt my feelings."

There's so many times that Kourt, like, the fun Kourt,

I didn't take it personally when she was like,

"Oh, you just look 20 pounds overweight.

Oh, you're fat. Oh, you're so ugly, you're this."

But not in like a mean way.

It was just funny, like how we would talk to each other.

She made a change and then wanted to be like,

"You and Kim are so mean to me."

And I'm like, "Well, actually, we're just doing

"what we've always done.

"You just decided to remove yourself.

"We didn't get that memo, and now we're being painted

as, like, we're these terrible monsters."

When I'm like, "Well, no, we're happy to stop.

We just didn't know you wanted us to stop."

Do you feel better now?

I do feel better.

But I think that everyone has their own thing that they're--

Whatever their discoveries are about themselves, like--

Mm-hmm.

So, it doesn't have to be that deep.

-[Khloé] 'Kay. -Do you want one of these?

I'm okay, thank you.

Listen, I'm glad I had this chat with Kourt,

but I do think that most of this conversation

was a lot of projecting.

I also think that she feels

like she is able to psychoanalyze me

because she's been in therapy for so many years

and yada, yada, yada.

Cool. But your journey is not my journey.

I think these are in the wrong places, but we don't play chess.

No, Reign and I play.

But they are in the wrong places.

Because all the pawns are supposed to be in the first row, right?

[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

[Khloé] I feel like I'm being either gaslit

or just she's trying to convince me

that I feel a certain way

or that I'm behaving a way that I'm not.

It's just crazy.

But, at the end of the day, Kourt and I are sisters,

and I don't want tension with any of us.

So, I'm really happy that we spoke about it.

Hopefully, we'll talk it out more, instead of constantly walking on eggshells

around each other.

Only time will tell.

Oh, it's hard to be this smart with chess.

♪ Take you to the good life ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Chilling in the sunshine ♪

♪ Welcome to the good life ♪

-♪ Show you what it looks like ♪ -Oh, yes!

[Kris] I'm really excited to hang out with Khloé today.

[Khloé] Let's go.

My mom and I are on our way to a cemetery.

Okay.

To look for burial plots

for where we're all gonna be buried together

when we all die.

[Kris] I think it's really time for all of us

to get together as a family

and decide what we want to happen when we pass away.

Are you on the group chat about the mausoleum?

[Kim] [on phone] Yeah, it was just so expensive.

It was like $10 million.

For what?

-To house our dead corpses? -[Kim] Exactly.

[Khloé] I thought we were getting buried at Kim's house.

[Kim] I don't think I want a bunch of dead bodies.

[Kris] I think we should build a mausoleum.

I will go to that place down the street next to Costco.

-[chuckles] -[laughing] Nothing would make me happier.

Because I am this person who suffers from a tad of OCD

and having things buttoned up and organized,

I feel like it's my responsibility as the head of the family

to get everybody on the same bandwagon

and figure it out,

so that if something does happen,

that we're prepared

and nobody really has to... panic.

Um...

Where is my tissue?

[driver] Oh, I don't have a tissue in the car.

[Kris] Which is usually...

-Kris, I have your mic here. -Thank you.

-[Khloé] Well, this is my car. -Oh.

You said you wanted to take it.

Um, no, I didn't.

Well, no, I said I was gonna drive

-in my car. -[Kris] Oh, yeah.

And then later I heard you wanted security to drive,

and I said fine.

I don't know who would've said that.

My mom is on a journey where she wants to be Zen,

and she wants to not complain about things.

-Damn. -[Khloé] Mom, it's not that big of a deal.

Okay, but those aren't my directions.

So, I just want to make that really clear.

Clearly, that journey has not started.

I don't know who communicated that to anybody.

Okay, moving forward, I'll drive you.

My mom stresses about anything and everything,

particularly the smaller things.

I thought we were using my car.

Never even been asked about a car.

Why are we in this car, Matt?

"Why the [bleep] are you driving? Whose car is this?

Where's my Kleenex box?"

Everything is like...

[screeching gibberish]

It's nonstop.

[Kris] It just makes no sense.

-Mm-hmm. -And when something doesn't make sense,

I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm a control freak,

and I'm just reacting to my body's chemistry.

I'm sorry about that.

[Kris] I thrive on common sense.

For example, if I get in the car to go somewhere,

I have my Kleenex box next to me.

Five times out of 10, the Kleenex box is not there,

and I'm groping around for a Kleenex box on the freeway.

[laughing] I will be like this driving,

and nobody's even looking out the...

-[producer] Right. -...front of the car,

and I find myself in somebody else's lane.

[laughing] After that happens, I get really pissed off.

Where's the [bleep] Kleenex?

I get myself worked up on the inside if I'm not dealing

and controlling things in real time.

[Khloé] Okay, but what you can't do

is expect people to read your mind.

I think it's just, you know,

just interesting choices when you don't make them yourself.

This is why I want to figure out

where my family plot would be.

I know I'm going to heaven...

[bell dings]

...but where my earthly body ends up is a big deal.

[Khloé] Things are allowed to bother you,

but you should try to change your responses to them

because you're only working yourself up.

You're only making it worse.

I'm just trying to make it easier on you.

Well, I'll tell you what I'd like to make easier on you.

This whole thing about where everyone's gonna get buried.

This place is right next to Costco.

You could go to Costco, do your shopping,

pop in, say hi to me.

-It's kind of... -Well, I don't go to cemeteries.

I want to be cremated.

Kylie doesn't want me to be cremated

-because she feels-- -But who's Kylie?

Only one person?

Well, I'm just saying

you have to take into consideration everybody's...

-Yes, mine too. -...feelings.

-Do you remember me? -Um...

-[scoffs] -[♪ dramatic music playing]

♪ This is what we do ♪

♪ It's a vibe, it's a move, move ♪

♪ Yeah, this is what we do ♪

[Anthony Hemingway] Roll cameras.

[first AD] Rolling.

-An actor prepares, you know what I mean? -[Anthony Hemingway] Action!

♪ This is what we do, do ♪

-No. -[Sarah] Oh, you don't even know

why I'm here.

[Kim] It's the last day of filming.

[Anthony Hemingway] Cut, cut, cut.

[Kim] I'm trying to study,

make sure that I have all my lines.

Let her know that we just care about her and we want to help.

-[Anthony Hemingway] Cut. -[Kim] It's hard for me to multitask

different memorization projects at the same time.

I'm just so ready to be done with everything

and just like fully immerse into one thing.

It's crazy that this journey is over.

Here's the thing, is these shows,

it is not guaranteed that it's gonna be a hit.

So, you put your heart and soul and your time into something

and it's like, what if it doesn't hit?

Then, like, what was this for?

I mean, obviously, everything in life is,

you gotta take risks to get there.

But I've taken all the risks.

I've done all the-- I've made it.

Yeah, I think doing a scripted show is more pressure.

There's definitely a judging meter on, like, you can act,

or you are a bad actress.

And being on a reality show,

you're just living your life the only way that you know how.

There's not the meter of, like,

we're living a reality TV life well or not well.

And to get people to like

-a character is probably easier. -[producer] Like your show. Yeah.

To get people to like you for who you are,

'cause you are so excited

that your life is finally together and calm,

but the viewer is pissed

'cause it's finally together and calm.

It's like, what happened to the days

when your... stepdad turns into a woman?

That was TV gold.

Do you wanna know some of the worst producers on reality TV?

[♪ drumroll playing]

Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner.

They tried to take out...

the fighting scene from Dolce.

She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing.

[Kourtney] [on phone] You came to my wedding.

You couldn't be happy

that I was the center of attention and you weren't.

My mom wanted our physical fight out years ago.

-[Khloé] You two stop. -Don't ever...

-[bleep] -Guys, stop.

[gasps] Kourtney!

And Kourtney wanted the whole Dolce thing out.

Wouldn't that have been a tragedy in reality TV?

[Kourtney] Because it was my wedding, it really wasn't business.

I feel like it takes away from the specialness.

I'll be like, "Bitch, you think I need your permission?"

Like, they can't watch themselves from a-- from a distance

and, like, see what's like,

"Oh, I think the viewer would like that."

Don't we want to see all the craziness

and all the drama?

Like, of course.

That's what good TV is.

-Did they call for me? -[crew members] Yeah.

Oh, [bleep], I gotta go.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kris] You know one of the things I thought about?

If we had something big enough,

you could even move your dad and your grandparents here.

-[Khloé scoffs] -No, I'm serious.

You want us to transfer their coffins?

Yeah.

I don't know if that's normal.

I'm really excited about my life

because so much greatness is going on for me.

I'm starting so many different businesses.

I have so much to look forward to,

but also, so much that I wanna protect.

[♪ gentle music playing]

I think because I have lost a parent

and so much...

wasn't all buttoned up

and taken care of for us as kids.

I was 19 when my dad died.

We were young to be dealing

with a lot of these really traumatic decisions

and as morbid as it is,

I never want my kids to have to deal with all that stuff.

So, getting the ball rolling

and within the next year or two,

'cause this is a long process,

maybe have a plan in place

for when, God forbid, something does happen.

-[Anthony] Hi. -[Khloé] How are you?

-[Anthony] Good, I'm Anthony. -Anthony?

-Yep. -I'm Khloé.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

[Kris] This is a beautiful place on a beautiful day.

[Khloé] It is a beautiful day.

-How big is this place? -It's the--

It's-- It's a little over 50 acres.

[Kris] Oh, wow.

So what you see now is a lot of people kind of--

And do you sell, like, the coffin or...?

-Mm-hmm. -[Kris] And have the service here?

Yeah, we do everything.

-Okay. -We do everything.

Yeah, there's a lot of options here and not only is there--

[Kris] So I think we just want to land on something

-and then get that... -[Anthony] Figure it out.

...as beautiful or organized as possible.

-I mean, there's families... -That's what I'd love to know is, like,

what our-- what our options are.

-So let's go take the tour and let's see. -[Kris] Okay. Alright.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

It's all day, every day, constantly.

[ducks quacking]

[Anthony] You can see kind of the modern cremation styles

of doing things and then you could do full burials in some of these

-and cremations in some of these. -[Kris] Mm-hmm.

[Anthony] So, over here on the right, that's called a mausoleum.

If it's ashes or a full body...

-[Kris] Okay. -...it's still a mausoleum.

-[Kris] But this is shared, correct? -[Anthony] Yeah.

[Khloé] Could someone do a private mausoleum?

-[Anthony] Yes. -I love a mausoleum.

That's what I was thinking.

I don't really care if someone wants my ashes

for something, like, sure.

Wouldn't you rather have me

in a little jar at your-- in your house,

than buried in dirt?

Mm-mm, buried.

-Next question. -[crew members laugh]

[Kris] [on phone] I'm not getting cremated

but I don't even have anywhere for you to put me,

-except your mantle. -You're gonna be pissed.

You're gonna be my new ghost if that happens.

I don't like talking about death. I really can't do it.

[Kris] I just don't want to be at the pet cemetery.

[chuckles] Okay.

When I'm gone, I'll be up in heaven

watching you guys argue,

having a martini and enjoying the show.

You know what I mean?

So, imagine we had, like, a little mausoleum.

Like, how-- for how many people would we wanna build for?

Like, we think ahead

-a couple of generations. -[Khloé] Yes.

Well, I think Kourt would say,

like, her and her family would wanna do their own.

You already know Kourtney's gonna be really annoying about this.

You have a lot of kids to talk to.

Kylie, I could handle.

[Kris] It's like a hotel.

I mean, everybody has to have their own wing.

Me, six kids, 13 grandchildren.

And that's just at the moment.

[over phone] We each have a drawer.

-Ugh, I can't. -[Kris] And whoever--

I have to stop talking about this.

Together's fine,

but, like, what about my husband and kids?

My little family.

I'm on my Kourtney shit.

I don't think so.

Us all together.

That's my issue with my family

-and when we're living as well... -[producer chuckles]

...is I think everyone's too obsessed with each other. Minus me.

We're never gonna get this done

because there's so much arguing.

That's where we're gonna lay?

Next to Costco?

Even in the afterlife, we're still gonna be arguing.

"Why did she put the fountain there?"

"I can't believe that this is the inscription they left."

I can promise you,

this isn't the end of us.

[Kris] And is this open to the public right here?

-[Anthony] Right. Yeah. -Like, anybody could drive in

and drive down the street like we're doing?

-[Anthony] Yes. -'Kay.

My mom is on a ride with all of her controlling,

weird quirks today,

but I had a great day.

Alright, guys. Be well, huh? Take care.

[Khloé] Thank you, you too.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Kim] Cheers. -Yes. Cheers.

-Cheers. -To Fatal Attraction.

Yes.

-[all] Cheers. -Oh, my God, I'm so excited!

My mom would be, like, on the couch sleeping.

During the movie

and Sarah would be like, "Look at her."

And then she'd wake up ha-- sometimes and go, "Oh, yeah!"

-[laughter] -You know? And she'd...

Like, in the middle of the movie, and we'd be like, "Hmm."

Oh, well, I-- Listen, kids...

[chuckles] ...lights out after 7:00 p.m. with a martini.

Hell yes.

It was like head back

and then out of nowhere she was like, "Woo-hoo!"

Like that, it was psychotic.

Mm-hmm. I think so.

When you're on set with a group of girls

that you're really close to,

and you're there 16 hours a day...

they can't...

help but see, I mean, when one of my kids is having a hard night,

or stuff in the media, if things are crazy,

they see how I cope and how I deal with everything.

Oh, I wanted to know her theory.

She said she had a theory about me.

She's like, every time she sees me,

she goes, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

She's like, "That's al-- always what you say."

You know, people will ask me how I'm doing,

and, you know, I guess my answer is always like,

"I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

Like, what, I'm-- I'm fine."

[line ringing]

-[Sarah] Yes? -Wait, what is your theory?

[Sarah] Oh, I have a big theory. [clearing throat]

I think your thing of having been on camera for so long,

there was a sense of being watched

and being hyperaware of what you were doing all the time,

that you had to be mindful of, like, how open you were

or how much you let things affect you.

And so, you've lived inside this sphere

of, like, "People are looking at me

and I'm strong and I can handle it."

But it's also, like, exposing.

As things have, like, increased

and the fame has gotten more and then the marriage,

-I think those kinds of things-- -[chuckles] Yeah.

[Sarah] I mean, you have to shut it down even more.

Even think about, like, the amount of times you're trying

to keep everything little and tight around your kids.

Like, so they don't have all the information

about what it's like for you.

-Totally. -[Sarah] Because you wanna protect them.

I just think there's something about being aware

and savvy enough that, like, my-- "My goal is

"to calcify enough that I can take it.

It doesn't matter what anybody says."

-[Kim] Yeah. -[Sarah] I'm actually wanting more for you

of, like, whatever the great romance of your life is,

for that to be able to bloom.

♪ I was kinda hopin' I'd recover... ♪

[Kim] I know Sarah feels like

I have put up this wall

to overprotect myself

so that I just maybe don't open up to love.

♪ I guess the root of healing takes longer... ♪

[Sarah] It'll come. It's gonna come, and when it happens,

if you do a little bit of this stuff with a therapist

about, like, desensitizing, that just allows for the full openness.

-Yeah. Yeah. -[Sarah] You know what I mean?

♪ Need to get lost to find yourself ♪

♪ Need to ask questions to get help... ♪

I don't really get affected by it, though.

Like, I'm just-- It's, like, been my life for so long.

I don't know. Just, I don't know.

I would say, like, you get really comfortable

the longer you're single.

You get really comfortable being single

and, like, the thought of sharing your bed

or your TV shows with, like, someone else,

becomes less and less appealing

'cause you get so set in your ways.

But, it's okay to just...

you know, close down a little bit

and focus on just the things that I want in life.

-[Sarah] You know what I mean? -[Kim] Okay.

[Sarah] That's all. It's just my theory.

Well, this is a great therapy session in itself.

-[Sarah] Okay, great. -So thank you.

-Okay, bye, yep. -[Sarah] Okay, bye. Yep. Bye.

♪ And I'm back to square one ♪

♪ Right when I thought that it was done... ♪

But I'm like the biggest hopeless romantic.

And, like, when the right person comes along,

like, I'll be so ready.

♪ It'll be okay... ♪

And everything will be fine.

I'm fine.

♪ It'll be okay ♪

-[bell ringing] -[crew member] Rolling, rolling.

[Anthony Hemingway] Roll cameras.

[Kim] This is my last scene of All's Fair,

and I'm really soaking this moment in,

'cause there is never going to be a wrap

of the first show

that I'm number one on the call sheet for,

ever again in my life.

[director 2] And action.

Why am I so nervous?

Because this is gonna change everything.

This is gonna make it real.

And I promise you,

you'll feel a bajillion times better after you tell him.

[director 2] And cut, beautiful.

[crew cheering]

Oh, my God!

[laughter]

-Yes. -Oh!

[laughter]

Kim, we've appreciated everything

that you have given to us.

You are an inspiration, and we salute you

and wrap you loudest, Kim.

[cheering and applause]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

This is like a journey

I never thought I would be on in my wildest dreams.

I don't take any of these long days for granted.

It's been amazing getting to know each and every one of you.

-[crew chattering and laughing] -And for everyone taking a chance

on a girl that's never done this before,

that, I'm most grateful for.

-[crew cheering] -[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Teyana whooping]

[Kim] I'm so grateful.

This is like a first experience.

Every single person that has dedicated their life

to this project for this many months.

Like, I'll never take this for granted.

[crew cheering and applauding]

[♪ intense dramatic music playing]

[Allura Grant] Everything we're gonna show you today,

you should be intimately familiar with.

-[crew cheering] -[♪ dramatic music playing]

[♪ music intensifies]

[cheering and applause]

[♪ "Living Our Best Life" by Yeah Yeah, Sure Sure playing]

♪♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪♪

[cheering continues]

[photographer] If we could get our talent in the front.

[crew member] Everybody!

One, two, three.

[all cheering]

[Kim] What a special feeling.

I'll never forget this chapter in my life.

It was such a magical experience.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-Hey. -[Kris] Hi!

In my house, I need to have everything organized and perfect.

If things are undone in my house,

it's really hard for me to focus and get centered.

When I'm confused about it, I get anxious.

And when I get anxious, I call Kendall.

-What? Is this okay? -What's happening?

-You don't like this? -No, you look amazing.

-Stop! -Like, amazing.

-For once? Wait, okay. -Not, for once.

She is the best person to help me edit my closet

because I can get all of her input on my fashion.

[Kendall] My mom has asked me a couple times

to come over and help her go through her closet

and maybe get rid of a couple things.

But she's a bit of a hoarder.

So she has, like, six of the same blazer,

which I don't think is necessary.

Okay, so what accessories do I have on not right?

[Kendall] Nothing.

-No. -Nothing?

-Your silhouette is perfect. -This is a miracle, a miracle!

It's perfect.

So, I need you to tell me what kind of an earring

I want to put in there for, like, two months.

My mom calls me every day,

maybe four times a day, asking me questions

about what she should wear and how she should style her outfits.

Is this all The Row?

The shoes are Stuart Weitzman.

[Kendall] But your top and your pants are.

-[Kris] Yep. -[Kendall] But my one note is that

you should be wearing, like, a ballet flat or, like, a slipper.

Not, like, a loafer. Maybe wear--

-Send a ballet flat over stat! -[Kendall] No, no, no.

Here's the problem.

And this is, I know a problem of privilege.

I think what I struggle with is too much stuff.

-But I feel that every day, too. -Yeah. I'm a little bit of a hoarder.

Awareness is the first step.

-Is this like AA? -Yes. So--

I'm Kris Jenner, and I bought way too much stuff.

[Kendall] No, awareness is definitely the first step.

I'm a hoarder.

♪ Work hard, play harder go ahead, go ahead... ♪

-[Kendall] I like this. -[Kris] Same.

Mom, I don't wanna see these things.

♪ Work hard, play harder go ahead, go ahead... ♪

I bought this while I was in New York, and then I see that you wore it.

So you know what I did?

-I got the pants that you had on. -[chuckles]

Sorry.

So, you're gonna wear the same outfit that I wore?

-Uh-huh. -Okay.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kendall] I love my mom's style.

She's always been so in tune with style and really good at it.

♪ One, two, three, fine... ♪

Even when she was younger.

And she's just always looking amazing.

This coat is gorgeous.

That's cool.

[whispering] She said I'm cool.

[Kendall] I know you're a black blazer gal.

-[Kris] Yeah. -But you have to pick your top three.

So, you want me to go from 50 black blazers to three?

You don't need all these black blazers, Mom.

[♪ intense music playing]

Okay, Mom, you don't need both.

What if you were in a lineup and somebody said, "Which kid do you want?"

I didn't say it was gonna be easy.

There are certain things that Kendall's saying a hard no to.

[Kendall] This feels cheap. I'm not even gonna say anything.

It seems like I'm constantly being tested

with my patience

and trying to keep my Zen moments about me during the day.

[Kendall] You gotta get rid of this. I think get rid of it.

Okay, get rid of that please, thanks.

[Kris] Maybe this isn't such a great idea.

Yeah.

[♪ intense music continues]

-[Kendall] I think this is pretty bad too. -What?

[Kendall] I always love finding remedies or people or trainers

or specialists that can help kind of bring me

out of my stress,

so I really want her to find a way

to, like, ground herself.

See if there's a way I can get her to chill.

-You don't need this. -Beyoncé gave it to me.

[Kendall] Oh, well, then you're keeping it.

-Okay. -[producer laughs]

I don't know, I think it's too small for me.

You wanna try it on?

[Kendall] I can try it. Put it in my try-on pile. [laughing]

I think there's something going on here...

-[Kendall chuckles] -...that's very sinister.

So cute. I love this.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Try-on pile.

But it is nice. I'm gonna steal that from you one day.

Is she shopping?

I see what's going on here.

Yeah, why don't you let me come over to your house

and clean your closet?

I feel very violated.

Two suede jackets in five minutes.

I got some gifts out of this experience.

Mm-hmm.

Probably have three cute things in my whole closet,

and you're taking all of them.

I guess that's her way of paying me.

Look at how empty the racks are now.

Look how much movement you have.

Mm-hmm.

I'm happy I could help.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Kourtney] Hi, guys. -[Olivia Pierson] Hey! How are ya?

-Hi. -Are we ready to protest?

-Yes. Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Hope you guys have met.

-I think you have before, yeah. -Kind of briefly.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Today, there's a protest at the Calabasas Landfill.

[♪ tense dramatic music playing]

There were devastating wildfires that displaced families

and burned down their homes, where they lost everything that they have.

And now, we're facing the aftermath, which is the cleanup.

I don't know, people keep telling me all these stories

of when they would do these toxic situations,

and then years later,

-all these people get cancer. -[Sophia] Yeah. Mm-hmm.

-I feel like we could all go in my car. -Let's go. 'Kay, let's go.

I have one more friend here, but I think she's hiding from the camera.

-[group laughing] -And so, today,

some of my friends and I

are going to the Calabasas Landfill

to protest the dumping

and try to bring some attention

so that it could hopefully stop.

I told so many people to come.

-Yeah. -So, I'm just so curious

-to see if people will come. -Did you post it on your story?

-I did, but I wasn't like... -I thought so.

-...I'm gonna be there. -Okay, yeah.

-Right. -I know, I saw that.

-[Kourtney] 'Cause I didn't wanna... -Meet and greet?

-Yeah. -Yeah. [laughs]

Khloé calls me Jane...

[chuckling] due to our workouts

'cause it was like the Jane Fonda workouts in the '80s.

Today, I'm Jane Fonda the activist.

-None of the sisters could come. -I know.

My mom couldn't come.

Well, when we get this done,

-they all owe us. -I'm like, it's me,

myself, and you guys.

-Yeah. [laughing] -Your cheerleaders.

-[♪ tense music playing] -[doors thumping]

[Kourtney] The ash is not being tested,

and the sorting that they're supposedly doing

is visual sorting.

And so, they're removing, like, big things that they can see,

like batteries and stuff.

But public health officials are saying

that what's in the debris is most likely toxic.

It's when cars

and all the things that are in our homes are burned,

they likely contain lead and arsenic

and PFAS and asbestos.

We should tell these people, "What are you guys doing on a walk?"

Yeah, this air--

-Get your ass over to the protest. -Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So, on top of all this, the landfill has tons of schools,

parks, a residential neighborhood right there,

and a wildlife crossing.

[caller] You hear the megaphones?

Yes, I hear.

There's a lot of people and all local news stations.

[Kourtney] Because the landfill isn't built to contain these toxins,

they can escape into the air as dust

and leach into the groundwater.

And then, it's too late once that happens.

[protester] [over megaphone] Toxic waste, not today!

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

So, these are the trucks?

-Stop. -[Olivia] Oh, wow.

[Kourtney] Damn.

Hi.

[chanting] Protect Calabasas.

[all chanting] Protect Calabasas.

It actually pisses me off, seeing the trucks...

-And that they do not care at all. -...going by.

[Kourtney] And that no one cares.

That the vote was 5-0,

you know, really pisses me off.

We recently learned that the LA County Board of Supervisors

approved for the debris from the fires

to be dumped at the Calabasas Landfill.

They had to lift longstanding restrictions

that normally wouldn't allow this type of debris

to be dumped in Calabasas.

We've all been finding out after the fact,

you know, once this was already approved.

Protect Calabasas.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

Protect Calabasas.

[Kourtney] These moms are not gonna stop.

Like, you don't wanna mess with moms.

[reporter] The LA County Board of Supervisors

lifted restrictions at the landfill.

There's no place for these toxic chemicals in a city

where there are children, parks, schools.

Calabasas is a place that cares about our citizens

and their health and happiness,

and it's just not the place.

The Calabasas Landfill is not a hazardous waste facility.

It is a class three municipal solid waste landfill.

It's literally for household waste,

which is like food scraps, packaging, and paper.

Because it's a class three landfill,

it doesn't have the advanced liners

and monitoring system that a class one

or a class two landfill would have.

How far are you willing to take this? Would you go to jail?

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

I'm breastfeeding, so no. I actually can't go to jail.

-[protest leader] Protect our children! -[protesters] Protect our children!

[Kourtney] What are the police saying, leave?

-[protester] They just-- No, they're-- -[Kourtney] Oh, okay.

If we block traffic, which we've done,

then they'll order an unlawful assembly

and the watch commander will bring me papers

that say, like, we have to disperse, and that's when we disperse.

Can they technically arrest us, or no?

Um, yeah. I mean, if you block the roadway.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

I mean, everybody's ready to block traffic,

and then it gets heated quick.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

[protest leader] Protect Calabasas!

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

...the cops came back.

[siren chirping]

[siren blaring]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

It's getting a little wilder than I thought it was going to.

Protect Calabasas!

[officer] Hi, this is the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

We're gonna need you to step aside.

[overlapping shouting and conversations]

[Kourtney] It just feels a little beyond my comfort zone.

-[♪ dramatic music continues] -[sirens continue]

[Kourtney] Oh, my god.

[♪ tense music playing]

-[overlapping shouting and conversations] -[siren blaring]

[officer] Hi, I'm gonna need you to move aside, please.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

I really can't believe what's happening.

They're skipping important, necessary steps...

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm. -...for testing the materials.

[Kourtney] And people don't know what to do.

And I think because it's not visible,

I think it's hard for people to wrap their heads around.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

[Kourtney] Watching the trucks go by

-and it's, like, makes me sick. -Yeah.

And it-- With this much activity, in and out. I mean...

No, it's crazy.

-It's so much activity in and out. Yeah. -And so many trucks.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

-It is illegal to dump toxic waste here. -Yeah.

So, we are asking them to follow the law.

Yeah, you can't even smoke cigarettes here.

You cannot bring a double A battery in this landfill legally.

-Yeah. -But they're gonna bring

a hundred thousand tons of lead paint,

of melted batteries.

[people cheering]

I hope that this helps.

I know that it will, so thank you very much.

Okay, good. Thank you so much.

-Thank you. Yeah. -Thank you for being here.

Today was a success.

I think it's gonna be a lot of work

before we actually see any changes.

I felt a little hopeless at times, to be honest.

Really, it's way too close.

-Yeah. -Way too close.

-[Kourtney] Yeah. -[Kendra] And they have alternatives.

There is actually very clear procedures

of how to deal with toxic waste in constructions.

[Kourtney] But, it was a refreshing, powerful feeling

to know that everyone in the community,

like so many people came together

to help fight for Calabasas.

-You're amazing. Thank you so much. -Thank you.

-Bye. -Thank you guys for coming.

-Aw, thank you for telling us. -[Kourtney] Yeah.

Thank you.

It's so special to look around

and see so many people that came out today

that really care about the community,

and that came out to be another person

fighting for this cause.

[protest leader] Protect Calabasas.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

[protest leader] Protect Calabasas!

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, baby ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, baby, ooh, yeah... ♪

-[Rony] Hi, how's it going? -[Khloé] Hi.

How are you? I'm Khloé.

-I'm Rony. Nice to meet you. -[Khloé] Hi.

I've heard so much about you from Kendall.

-Same. Same, same. Hi. -Hi.

-I'm Kris. -I'm Rony, nice to meet you.

[Khloé] I think everyone is aware by now

that my mom has a big ol' problem relaxing.

I mean, you guys saw the drive to the cemetery.

-You know Kendall. -I do.

-We've been working together... -Oh!

...for a few years now.

[Khloé] So, Kendall decided

let's do meditation-slash-yoga.

So, she's probably told you I'm the monster.

-No. -And I need a little breathing exercise.

-No. No, not at all. -[Kris chuckles]

[Khloé] Whatever it takes to Zen her out,

we're all for it.

If you have any pain or aches

or, like, past surgeries or whatever, this--

Tell her what you just were telling me

-for an hour. -[laughs] I'll let her know...

This can really help.

I have had a hip replacement

-on the right side. -[Rony] Okay.

-Good. -[Kris] And then also

-the whole upper back across... -[Rony] Mm.

Sorry. Okie-dokie.

-The whole upper back, like the-- -[Rony] [laughing] She got you. Yeah.

-Like, this whole area... -[Rony] Thoracic.

-...it's burning. -Oh, okay.

-Inflammation and arthritis. -[Rony] Sure.

-Okay. -[Khloé] Yeah.

So today, we'll kinda do a mix--

And then I have this,

what I thought was an eyelash in my eye,

where they have to, like, do surgery and suck it out.

-Yeah. -[Kris] Yeah.

-Okay. We can start-- -Oh, I get cramps...

-[Rony] Cramping? Mm-hmm. -...in my

-legs at night. -[Rony] Okay.

I mean, this poor lady.

She's literally gonna go into labor

before my mom is done with this list.

I find that it's helpful to close your eyes

and then you can focus more on the breath here.

Beautiful, yeah.

-Hi, Rony. -[Rony] Hi there, how's it going, Kenny?

-[massage gun buzzing] -We're laying here getting massages.

-[crosstalk] -This is the best yoga I've ever done.

The reason I wanted to do this

is 'cause I want you to see her more.

-[Kris] I will. -Like, I want you to start seeing someone.

[Khloé] Mom's laying here getting a massage.

-I'll be happy to. -[Khloé] Of course she will.

I'll be happy to, Rony.

-Well, it's just so good. -[Kris] What time are you coming tomorrow?

-[all laughing] -[Khloé] Trust me.

[Kendall] My mom needs this,

and her lack of awareness is concerning.

[laughing]

But... we'll get her there.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

You're gonna reach the opposite arm up to the sky.

-Yes. -♪ In the middle ♪

♪ Take the spotlight where you belong... ♪

-[Rony] Perfect. -Look at Khloé's arm muscles.

-Wow, Khloé! -Whoa, is it supposed to bulge like that?

Jesus Christ, bitch.

♪ Yeah, strut, strut in the hills... ♪

[Rony] Okay, let's go into a child's pose, you guys.

Let's talk about my arms more. Just kidding.

[all laughing]

Look at your butt.

[Rony laughing]

-[Kris] Is it bad? -[Khloé] No, it's a great ass.

[Kris] Thanks.

[Kendall] I just hope my mom can pull something

out of today's experience to bring into her real life.

And I really just want her to, like, be away from her phone for five minutes

and kind of just, like, try and let her mind shut off.

I can see this being very...

-[Kendall] I think, like-- -...relaxing

and uplifting in the afternoon.

-Yeah, and if anything... -[Kris] Yeah.

-...it's just time for yourself. -[Rony] Yeah.

Even just like an hour for yourself.

Like, I woke up this morning to five different,

you know, emergency,

-you know, type of situ-- -[Rony] Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Like, things that ha-- needed my immediate attention.

-For sure. -[Kris] Once you start your day like that,

the rest of the day kind of follows.

So, Khloé could say, "Good morning, Mom."

And I'd go, "I hate it when you talk to me like that."

[chuckles] You know, it's like...

-[squealing] -You're then on the edge.

You're like, "[bleep] Matthew!"

And every-- You know, you're yelling at everyone

and "What the [bleep]?! Where's my Kleenex?!"

Close the trunk!

So, you're yelling at a [bleep] guy that--

Close the trunk!

[Khloé sighs]

I will get involved when I [bleep] wanna get involved

because nobody will tell me

not to get involved when it comes to one of my kids.

The kids are ready to have dinner so I have to go.

-[kids chattering] -[Khloé] I'm coming!

[shouting] She'll be right there!

[shouting] Corey!

-Paxy. [chuckles] -[Paxy] Yep.

[Kris] Could you please tell Matthew

-to text Anastasia? -[Khloé] No! Mom!

It's one hour of no Matthew talk.

-Okay, wait. -[Khloé] No, no, no.

-Just text Matthew... -[Kendall] Right after

-she just got done saying-- -...Kylie's address.

[Khloé] She cannot help herself.

[Kris] Oh, sorry.

[Khloé] Not even one hour.

-Okay, let's do the cards. -[Rony] Yeah.

-'Cause that's what I'm excited about. -Let's do the cards.

We know you're never gonna change.

Wait, are these Tarot cards?

-They're like intention cards. -[Kris] Okay.

So, I'll have you guys choose the first card

that stands out to you.

So, if each of you want to grab a card and flip it over.

Khloé, could you grab me that one on the right?

-This? -No. Yes.

Thank you.

Green Tara says, "Start delegating.

"Ask others to help you

instead of trying to do everything by yourself."

No. [snickers]

[Khloé] Mine is fairness.

"Fairness, it's when all parties involved

"surrender their personal agendas

in favor of the greater good."

[Khloé] Wow.

Okay, your turn, babe.

-Don't try to get out of it. -Your turn, Kris.

-Alright. -Yeah, that's it.

This involves your past life experiences.

-Memories. -Memories.

-Okay, let's read a little deeper on it. -[Kris] Okay.

[Rony] "She's simultaneously motherly and businesslike,

"feminine and ultra strong.

"Your roots upon this planet are strong and deep,

"and some of the roots have anchored you in past memories

from far away times."

[Khloé] Are you okay?

[mouthing] I don't know.

[♪ somber music playing]

[Rony] "These roots have anchored you so deeply in fact,

"that you're paralyzed when it comes to moving forward.

"I've called your attention to this condition

so that you may unearth and uproot past memories."

[♪ somber music continues]

-[♪ gentle music playing] -[birds chirping]

[Rony] "Ancient fears from a past life are surfacing right now.

"Sometimes you bury those memories

"to shield yourself from psychic pain or embarrassment,

"so you won't remember those awkward moments

when life tested you to the maximum."

[Kris] I think that when you come to a certain age

and you're looking at cemeteries

and trying to set things up for when you do pass away,

you do start thinking about your past

and the people that have been in your life

and the people that have passed away before you.

It's just natural.

[Khloé] Why'd you start crying?

-It just... -[Kendall] Resonated with you?

-It clearly resonated with you. -It did,

and I do think about my past memories

-and my past a lot. -[Rony] Yeah. Yeah.

-A lot. -Probably more than is healthy.

-[Khloé] Present. -[Rony] Hmm.

My... biggest challenge I think sometimes

is just learning how to turn the past

into a beautiful memory instead of a sad one.

-[Rony] Sure. Yeah. -[Kris] And not mourn it, you know,

or grieve what isn't gonna change anymore.

[♪ "Lightly" by Wildes playing]

♪ I think I see it on the horizon ♪

♪ Now I feel it ♪

I think you should think about your past,

and-- and, you know, worry a little bit about your future.

To keep grieving, you know, years and years later,

I don't think it's as healthy

as much as it would be just to look back on it

as just one of the most delicious times in my life.

[Kris] I am responsible for all of it.

I'm a mom, so I feel responsible for my kids

no matter how old they are.

I feel responsible for all of our businesses,

and I feel responsible for the grandkids,

and I feel responsible for how we live our lives

and what goes on day to day.

And it's-- it's a lot.

It's a lot for one person

to feel the weight of so much.

May you always be able to give love and receive love.

[Kris] I loved today,

and I loved exploring new ways to find some calm in my life.

And I want to be a little more Zen

and not sweat the small stuff.

May you always have the intuition

to see what you need to see.

[Kris] This was really helpful for me,

just helping my brain to calm down.

And I love the idea of meditation, so you never know.

Can you take a picture for me?

I can share it with her.

[Kris] Put my phone away, like I was told.

-[Rony] Mm-hmm. -Well, you still were basically texting.

Oh.

You just had somebody else do it, your scribe.

"Your scribe." [laughing]

[Khloé] My mom will never look at this photo again,

and my mom will never meditate again.

She just won't.

But it's cute that she's pretending.

Thank you guys for letting me guide you today.

-Thank you so much. -Thanks, Rony.

Just so you know, Mom will never do any of this ever again,

and she doesn't care.

She'll forget this happened.

-[Rony] You all did great. -I'd like to do it again. I liked that.

[Rony] Anytime. I'm happy to guide.

[Kris] Okay, thank you.

♪ I'ma do my thing ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ I'ma do my thing ♪

♪ Yeah, I'ma do my thing ♪

♪ I'ma do my thing ♪

[silence]

[Kim] I'm really excited to just have All's Fair wrapped

and behind, me so that I can just dive

right into studying

and make that my number one focus.

I am feeling... a little bit exhausted.

My bar exam is just three months away.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Absolutely. I-- I'm not ready yet.

You know, you feel like you don't know anything,

and then it all clicks, and then you feel like you don't know it.

It's just the craziest, most emotional roller coaster.

I really do need to pass on the first try,

and I think it's--

I don't have another few months I can give up.

I study nine hours a day every day.

I am feeling... a little bit overwhelmed.

Like, this week just so many things were happening,

that were, like, crazy, life-altering,

and I'm like, I don't have time to deal with it. I just--

Oh, just, like, someone from prison was like,

"This person put a hit out on your life."

[♪ tense music playing]

You know, so just like stuff like that.

[♪ tense music continues]

[♪ tense music playing]

[Kim] I got a call from an attorney

that was hearing from the guys inside

that there was a hit out on me.

They said someone extremely close to me

that used to be in my life had put a hit out on my life.

And so, you take it seriously.

So, it's just like all these things

where it's like, "Okay, switch out all my cars.

Do this, don't drive here, don't go out."

It was time-consuming

'cause I had to meet with attorneys and investigators.

It was definitely scary.

It's definitely scary to-- to know

or to feel that, to feel that energy out there.

But, when they're grading my test,

they don't give a shit that I had this problem, this problem.

Nobody cares that I'm a single mom trying to--

So is everyone else.

The attorney, she's like proctoring me during the week,

and, um, I stepped out to get the call

and I sat here and, like, one tear came down my face.

I was just like, "Nobody cares."

And I was like, "Okay, what number are we on?"

And I, like, continued, and she was like, "Are you okay?"

And I was like, "Yeah, yeah, no."

They came up with the lead that,

you know, that it wasn't real.

The person just wanted some money

and was gonna act like it was happening,

that they were gonna stop it for you

just to, like, for you to be indebted to them.

Whether it was real or not, you know,

just, um... took a toll on me that week.

It was a lot... but then you have to move on.

[phone buzzing]

Hello?

Yes.

So, there is a Bible that my dad gave OJ

after the murders happened but before he went into prison,

and he brought it to prison with him.

It's just really special.

You know, Khloé saw it on the internet and then sent it to me

and was like, "Oh, my God,

"this-- this Bible is going for auction.

We have to get it."

So, I was like, "Oh, I have to get this

for her for her birthday."

I offered $15,000 for the Bible

but that wasn't... you know, high enough for him.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Kim] Allegedly, someone leaked all the emails

to get attention for the-- the auction.

Just who does that?

[Kim] That's so crazy.

It's just so nuts.

And it really [bleep] sucks, you know?

I mean, I would've negotiated.

We were gonna go 30, remember?

Just 'cause it's like, "I don't know, you tell us."

I guess I had a little too much faith

in humanity for a minute there.

Well, we have to win this.

This is, like, really important to me.

We have to bid. So...

should you sign up and just do it in your name?

I mean, I-- I want this Bible.

I will get this Bible.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Kim] Next, on The Kardashians...

When I got pregnant with Kendall--

I believe I was under the bed one time

you and your ex-husband were trying.

[sighs] I still go to therapy over that.

-[Kris laughing] -[horse neighing]

[Kendall] I ride at the horse show under an alias

to protect my privacy.

[cart horn honking]

I could cause a scene if I wanna cause a scene.

[Khloé] Kourtney never answers my phone calls.

-[ling ringing, disconnects] -What a...

-[Kim] Be nice. -You guys just ruined my video.

It's all good. Nobody cares what I have to do.

She's just being such a brat right now.

You really love to ruin everyone's vibe.

[Kim] I did a Prenuvo scan,

and they're like, "You have an aneurysm."

I'm definitely worried about Kim.

With all the stress in your life,

I wonder why you feel the need

to go to law school.

Kourtney has this way of acting like her way is so holy.

She's very judgmental.

Why would I stop now?

-♪ All of you piling up at our door ♪ -♪ At our door ♪

♪ Begging for me to give you some more ♪

-♪ We're sorry -♪ They want a piece of me ♪

♪ I carry these hype and magazines ♪

♪ Never gonna beat, gonna beat me ♪

♪ Give it a try just to copy ♪

♪ Ain't nobody got the star quality ♪

♪ Shine too bright, call me starry ♪

♪ Ooh and a little ah ♪

♪ Get 'em together, come on, come on ♪

♪ A little ooh, and little shh ♪

♪ Take the spotlight where you belong ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Girl, you know what I mean ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Like a nine and a half.

It's... infinity.

My mom isn't exactly the chillest...

[sucking teeth]

...and I want more for her.

I try to be really patient

'cause I'm the one that's gonna have to take care of her one day,

and it just... wow.

She'll definitely be sedated when she's older.

[bell tolling]