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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:09,708 PREVIOUSLY, ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:12,077 THAT'S MY GIRL ALEXIS. SHAME ABOUT HER HUSBAND, HUH? 3 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:14,079 - WHAT HAPPENED THERE? - HE DIED A FEW MONTHS BACK. 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,814 HEART ATTACK. 5 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:17,216 YOU HAVEN'T KEPT ME IN THE LOOP ABOUT YOUR CHURCH, 6 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,884 YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND? 7 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:20,019 THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME FEEL 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,854 LIKE IT'S OKAY TO BE MYSELF THESE DAYS. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,322 OH! 10 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,391 I'M DATING A COUPLE. WHICH MAKES US A "THRUPLE." 11 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,692 I THINK IT'S BEST WE STOP. 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,260 YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 13 00:00:28,261 --> 00:00:29,695 THIS IS YOUR KEY FOB. 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,164 MY LOVELY ASSISTANT ABABUO WILL NOW DETERMINE 15 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,166 WHETHER MY HEART NEEDS TO BE JOLTED. 16 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:36,735 YOU READY TO LOVE YOUR LIFE? 17 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:39,371 FLIP THAT SWITCH! 18 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,439 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 19 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,307 TO HEADLINING WITH ME IN PUERTO RICO 20 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:43,342 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GAS. 21 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,144 WHATEVER YOU THINK 22 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:47,046 IS GONNA HAPPEN WITH PAUL IN PUERTO RICO WON'T, 23 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:50,082 BECAUSE MY ENTIRE FAMILY'S GONNA BE THERE. 24 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:52,584 ALL OF THAT NEGATIVE ENERGY, YOU KEEP IT UP, 25 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,920 YOUR CANCER'S GONNA POP RIGHT BACK, MISSY. 26 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,688 YOU ARE A BITCH! 27 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,075 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 28 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,817 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 30 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:29,556 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 31 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:35,294 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 32 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:40,132 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 33 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:45,137 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 34 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:50,176 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 35 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:03,489 DE NADA. - WHAT? 36 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,990 IT MEANS "YOU'RE WELCOME." 37 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,358 IT'S PRACTICALLY THE ONLY SPANISH I KNOW, 38 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,761 SO JUST PRETEND I SAID, "HALLELUJAH, SUNSHINE." 39 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:10,863 IF THIS IS AMERICA, 40 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,865 THEN WE ARE IDIOTS FOR LIVING IN MINNESOTA. 41 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,267 NO, IF THIS IS AMERICA, WHY DON'T THEY SPEAK ENGLISH? 42 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,003 PUERTO RICO IS ACTUALLY A TERRITORY OF AMERICA. 43 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:21,006 IT WAS COLONIZED BY SPAIN, AND GIVEN TO US 44 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,609 AS A GLORIFIED DOOR PRIZE IN 1898. 45 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,743 SO, WE GOT THE KEYS TO THE JOINT, 46 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:27,946 AND IN RETURN, THEY GOT MCDONALD'S. 47 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,415 I'M DYING TO GO SCUBA DIVING. 48 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:31,650 I WANT TO SEE TROPICAL FISH 49 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,485 SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN MY DENTIST'S OFFICE. 50 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:34,920 MY GOD, MY PRESENTATION BAG. 51 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,855 WHERE THE HELL'S MY PRESENTATION BAG? I'VE LOST IT. 52 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:41,393 - GOT IT, MR. J. - OH, JESUS... 53 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,662 DE NADA. 54 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,531 PAUL, YOU NEED TO RELAX. 55 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,199 YEAH, YOU NEED TO NOT TELL ME HOW TO FEEL. 56 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,368 SHOW ME SOME APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING EVERYONE DOWN HERE. 57 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,403 HOLA, WELCOME TO EL CONQUISTADOR. 58 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,238 PAUL JAMISON, I'M THE FEATURED SPEAKER. 59 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,740 OH, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 60 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:57,209 THIS IS MY WIFE, AND THIS IS MY ASSISTANT ABABUO. 61 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,912 HI. SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 62 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:02,381 YEAH, WELL, IT'S BEEN A-- IT'S BEEN A ROUGH WEEK. 63 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,883 THIS IS DELIGHTFUL. WHAT IS THIS? 64 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,351 IT'S RUM AND PASSION FRUIT. 65 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,387 PUERTO RICO'S THE RUM CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 66 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,389 WELL, WHEN IN RUM. 67 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:25,170 "APPEARING LIVE." 68 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,738 WELL, NOT SO MUCH. 69 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:30,108 NICE. 70 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:32,110 THESE PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE ME. 71 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,246 I'M LIKE THEIR VERY SLOPPY SECONDS. 72 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,547 OH, COME ON, DAD, YOU'LL BE GREAT. 73 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,583 BUDDY, WOMEN AREN'T EVEN MY AUDIENCE. 74 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,551 - YOU WANT MY ADVICE? - NOT REALLY. 75 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,053 GREAT. FORGET THE WOMEN. 76 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,355 I'M TREATING THIS VACATION AS A WELL-DESERVED BREAK 77 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,990 FROM THE FAIRER SEX. 78 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:46,592 SINCE MY LITTLE THRUPLE BREAK-UP, 79 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:48,260 I'M ON HIATUS FROM EVEN LOOKING AT WOMEN. 80 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:50,862 PASSING ON THE PUSSY. 81 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:54,199 COCKTAIL, SENOR? 82 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,901 OH, HEY, THERE'S AN APP ON MY PHONE 83 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,769 THAT TRANSLATES ENGLISH INTO SPANISH, 84 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,539 SO I'LL TWEET ALL OF JOY'S SPANISH-SPEAKING FANS. 85 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,374 OH, REMEMBER I'M PABLO! PABLO DOWN HERE, REMEMBER? 86 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,844 PABLO. - PABLO? SERIOUSLY? 87 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,579 OH, YEAH, COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN. 88 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,281 HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED TO GO BY ANOTHER NAME? 89 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:13,453 YOU KNOW, BE SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A WHILE? 90 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:27,466 WHY ARE YOU UP? 91 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:30,235 CAN'T SLEEP. 92 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,837 I KEEP ON HAVING THESE NIGHTMARES 93 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,305 ABOUT JOY'S LAST MOMENTS. 94 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,806 DO YOU THINK SHE WAS IN PAIN? 95 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:38,410 SHE WAS HIT BY A BUS. SO, GUESSING? YUP. 96 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,012 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GLIB ABOUT IT. 97 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,115 I KNOW, IT WAS-- IT'S AN AWFUL WAY TO GO, PAUL. 98 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,349 TRUST ME, I KNOW. 99 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:47,386 I WAS THERE. I SAW THE WHOLE THING. 100 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,454 JUST SO YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A HORROR. 101 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,390 WOW. 102 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,358 WAY TO SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD. 103 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,961 WHAT, SO-- LIKE SHE DESERVED IT? 104 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,562 JESUS CHRIST, THAT WOMAN HELPED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. 105 00:04:57,563 --> 00:04:58,597 SHE HELPED ME. 106 00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:02,434 YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HER. 107 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,435 NO-- 108 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,404 I FEEL LIKE I KNEW JOY 109 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,372 A LOT BETTER THAN I KNOW YOU THESE DAYS. 110 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:08,740 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 111 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,642 WELL, WHERE DO YOU GO ALL THE TIME? 112 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,643 YOU'RE NEVER HOME. 113 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,845 AND WHEN YOU ARE, 114 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,448 I-I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE LAST PLACE YOU WANT TO BE. 115 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,617 PAUL... 116 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,720 LET'S JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME THIS WEEK. 117 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:23,855 WE HAVE RUM. 118 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,792 AND A-- AND THAT MOON. 119 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,930 IS EVERYONE UP BUT ME? 120 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,368 ABABUO, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? 121 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,669 ASK HIM. 122 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,439 I THOUGHT MAYBE A NEW PILLOW WOULD HELP ME SLEEP. 123 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,474 HE'S FRIGGIN' PABLO AND THE PEA. 124 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,976 YOU HAD HER GET YOU A PILLOW AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? 125 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:46,044 PAUL. 126 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,146 SHE'S MY ASSISTANT. I PAY HER. 127 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:51,516 NOT "A" PILLOW, THREE. THEY HAVE A PILLOW BAR. 128 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,052 OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE PILLOW BAR DOES NOT SERVE DRINKS. 129 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,787 ONLY PILLOWS. I ASKED. 130 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:57,522 THINK I LIKE THIS ONE. 131 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,492 IT'S FIRM, YET PLIABLE. 132 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:01,693 EL MATADOR. 133 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,996 I WILL SLAY THE BULL THAT IS SLEEP. 134 00:06:04,997 --> 00:06:10,036 I'LL RETURN THESE BEFORE I SMOTHER HIM WITH THEM. 135 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,414 HOLA. group: HOLA. 136 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,015 - READY TO SCUBA DIVE? - YES. 137 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:27,119 BUENO. WHO HAS TAKEN A RESORT SCUBA DIVE BEFORE? 138 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:30,021 SI, SI, SI, SI... 139 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,556 NOVICE, BUT VERY EXCITED. 140 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,392 WELL, WE'VE GOT QUITE A TREAT FOR YOU GUYS. 141 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,993 AFTER A FEW HOURS OF TRAINING HERE... 142 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:36,962 - STOP. - WE'RE GONNA GET ALL OF YOU 143 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,630 OUT INTO THE OPEN WATER. SI? 144 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:42,033 SO, LET'S GET OUR MASKS ON OUR HEADS. 145 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,503 WHAT'S WITH THE PLASTIC JEWELRY? 146 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:47,172 THEY'RE MY FISH CARDS, SO WE CAN IDENTIFY WHAT WE SEE. 147 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,206 WHAT? 148 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,475 I AM DYING TO SEE A PARROT FISH. 149 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:51,743 THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE RAINBOWS. 150 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,445 OH, THE CHEMICALS IN THIS SHIT WILL KILL YOU. 151 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:56,415 NO, THAT'LL KILL YOU. 152 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,383 HEY, LOOK, A WHITE GRUNT. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 153 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:01,186 NOW, WE MAY ONLY BE GOING ABOUT 20 FEET DOWN, 154 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,287 BUT THERE'S STILL RISKS. 155 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,556 YOU CAN GET DISORIENTED, GET LOST. 156 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,925 MOST IMPORTANT, YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER TO KEEP BREATHING. 157 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,928 OTHERWISE, WE TAKE TOO MUCH NITROGEN INTO OUR SYSTEM, 158 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:11,696 AND IT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK. 159 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:13,732 OH! LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 160 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:16,468 WHICH IS WHY WE ALWAYS DIVE WITH A BUDDY. 161 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,270 THE BUDDY SYSTEM IS WHAT KEEPS US SAFE. 162 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,273 SO, EVERYONE, BUDDY UP. 163 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,441 WHITE GRUNT... 164 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,544 WILL YOU BE MY BUDDY? WILL YOU, WHITE GRUNT? 165 00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:26,545 HI. SHOOT, AM I TOO LATE? 166 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,246 EH, NO. HAVE A SEAT. 167 00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,481 WE WERE JUST PICKING BUDDIES. 168 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,949 ANYONE STILL FREE? 169 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,551 OH, I-I AM. I AM. I AM. 170 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,886 SEAN, YOU JUST ASKED ME. 171 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:36,321 WELL, YOU TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER. 172 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:37,489 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF PUSSY. 173 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,458 WELL, I CAN LOOK BUT NOT TOUCH. 174 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,259 YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. 175 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:44,062 I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING THE MENU-SIZED FISH BRACELET. 176 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,797 STOP, YOU'LL BREAK IT. STOP IT. 177 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,433 HEY, HEY. THAT'S ENOUGH. 178 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,070 - SORRY. - NO MORE SPLASHING. 179 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,405 HEY, WELCOME. 180 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:58,009 - HI. - HI. 181 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,847 SO, PABLO JAMISON, WHAT MAKES YOU THE NEXT JOY KLEINMAN? 182 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:05,183 OH, I-I-I HONESTLY DON'T THINK THERE EVER COULD BE ANOTHER HER. 183 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,486 IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK, IS THAT I CAN DO 184 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,487 WHAT SHE CAN DO? 185 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,856 BECAUSE SHE WAS-- SHE WAS MAGIC. 186 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,324 I MEAN, SHE WAS TOTALLY MAGIC. 187 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,592 YOU KNOW. 188 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,361 AND I'M JUST ME. 189 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:17,596 I MEAN, I'M JU-- YOU KNOW, STARTING OUT, 190 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,964 AND I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD, 191 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:20,232 BUT YOU KNOW, 192 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,766 I'M--I'M NOT HER. 193 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,835 AND, UH, I, UM... 194 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,604 BUT, UH... 195 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,672 UH, OKAY, STEPPING-- STEPPING IN! 196 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,708 ONE SECOND. 197 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,810 MOMENTO. 198 00:08:31,811 --> 00:08:32,944 LOOK, 199 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,279 YOU'RE GOING INTO YOUR SHAME SPIRAL. 200 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,480 NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE THAT. 201 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,249 AND YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP SWEATING. 202 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,250 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COCONUT WATER? 203 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,251 I DON'T HAVE IT YET. 204 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,418 IS HE READY? 205 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:42,287 both: NO. - OKAY. 206 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,656 I MEAN, I DID ASK FOR THAT A LONG FUCKIN' TIME AGO. 207 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,659 I KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY FINDING YOUR SPF 70, 208 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,228 WHICH, P.S., YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SWEATED OFF. 209 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,329 JUST BREATHE, JUST BREATHE... 210 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,231 FUCKIN' BREATHE. - YEAH, KEEP BREATHING. 211 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,168 OKAY, HE'S READY. 212 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,170 GOD. 213 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,806 HEY. I'M GOING INTO TOWN. DO YOU WANNA COME? 214 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,742 YES, BUT I CAN'T. 215 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,744 JUST NOW, WHEN I WENT TO THE BATHROOM, 216 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,380 YOUR FATHER YELLED AT ME FOR TAKING PERSONAL TIME. 217 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,050 DUDE, YOUR DAD HAS BECOME A HUGE GRANO EN EL CULO. 218 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,318 "GRAIN OF" WHAT? 219 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:16,321 "PAIN IN THE ASS." THANK YOU, TRANSLATION APP. 220 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,423 SO, WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT? 221 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,892 BECAUSE THAT GRANO EN EL CULO PAYS WELL. 222 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,327 I'M SAVING UP FOR DESIGN SCHOOL. 223 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,362 ANDREA! ANDREA! 224 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:28,199 YES, YES, COMING, MR. J! RUN WHILE YOU CAN! GO! 225 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,200 HI. 226 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,303 "SWEAT-AMENTE" A LOT. 227 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,905 MIRA. THIS IS YOUR REGULATOR. 228 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,641 IT KEEPS AIR FLOWING INTO THE LUNGS. 229 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:37,943 NOW, THE TENDENCY WHEN WE GO UNDER 230 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,011 IS TO STOP BREATHING. 231 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,413 BAD IDEA. 232 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,516 SO, LET'S TRY JUST PUTTING OUR HEADS UNDER THE WATER. 233 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,217 DEEP, SLOW BREATHS. 234 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:20,151 YOU OKAY? 235 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,754 - I CAN'T. - WHAT? WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 236 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,923 - I CAN'T DO THIS. - WELL... 237 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,593 CATH... 238 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:31,496 YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU? 239 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,499 JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED? 240 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,402 - DID YOU SOUND CHECK THE STAGE? - YES. 241 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:38,637 YOU'LL BE IN THE WINGS WITH MY FOB, RIGHT? 242 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,005 OF COURSE. 243 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,006 AND YOU GOT MY HEMORRHOID CREAM 244 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,273 IN CASE MY EYES GET PUFFY? 245 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:43,341 PUTTING THAT ON YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF YOUR BACKSIDE 246 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:44,709 IS JUST PLAIN NASTY. 247 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:47,846 - IS THAT A YES? - YES. 248 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,450 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STOP! 249 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:59,090 OH, MY GOD. 250 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,358 WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS? 251 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:04,996 YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT! 252 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,264 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THAT THING. 253 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,732 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. 254 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:11,836 WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THIS? 255 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:19,945 GO, LET'S GO. 256 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,093 UH, DE NADA. 257 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,840 GOT ANY MORE OF THAT RUM? 258 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:53,111 I JUST HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN THREE FEET OF WATER. 259 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:56,015 I AM OFFICIALLY CHICKEN OF THE SEA. 260 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,990 WHY IS THERE A BROKEN JOY IN OUR ROOM? 261 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:11,030 THAT'S HOW I FEEL. LIKE MY JOY IS BROKEN. 262 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,736 I KNOW--I KNOW YOU LIKED HER, PAUL, 263 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,170 BUT COME ON. 264 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,473 YOU KNEW HER FOR TWO MONTHS. 265 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,041 I THINK THIS MOURNING IS EXCESSIVE. 266 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:27,846 I'VE LET YOU HAVE EVERY IRRATIONAL REACTION 267 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,115 YOU'VE NEEDED TO HAVE OVER THE PAST YEAR. 268 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,952 TATTOOS, AFFAIRS, YOU NAME IT. 269 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:38,289 GOD FORBID I SHED A TEAR FOR A WOMAN I CARED DEEPLY FOR. 270 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,457 DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER? 271 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:43,628 NO. NO, I DIDN'T. 272 00:12:43,629 --> 00:12:47,732 THOUGHT ABOUT IT. MAYBE I WOULD'VE. 273 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,935 WOW. 274 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,171 JOY UNDERSTOOD ME, CATHY. SHE CELEBRATED ME, YOU KNOW. 275 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:55,106 SHE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I MATTERED. 276 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,942 AH. AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HAVE AN AFFAIR AGAIN? 277 00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,912 WHAT DO YOU CARE? I'M DEAD TO YOU ANYWAY. 278 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:04,516 RIGHT, ALEXIS? 279 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,085 I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR OTHER LIFE. 280 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,787 I EVEN CHECKED OUT YOUR BAR. 281 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,623 IT WAS CUTE, IF YOU LIKE YE OLDIE, FAKEY TAVERNS. 282 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,424 HOW'S THE PILOT'S LICENSE COMING, ANYWAY? 283 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,693 IT WASN'T ANOTHER LIFE. 284 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,796 NO, I JUST--I WENT IN THERE BECAUSE IT WAS DOWN THE STREET 285 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,299 FROM THE HOSPITAL THAT YOU WERE IN FOR WEEKS. 286 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,135 EVERYONE WAS NICE, I WAS STRESSED. 287 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,070 IT WAS-- IT WAS JUST A PLACE 288 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,306 WHERE I COULD BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. 289 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,542 IT WAS A PLACE WHERE I WAS DEAD. 290 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,478 DEAD, CATHY. YOU KILLED ME. 291 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,946 THIS IS YOUR FANTASY? 292 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,448 THAT I SHOULD NEVER WAKE UP FROM THAT HEART ATTACK? 293 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,883 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WENT THERE? 294 00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,618 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 295 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,188 I GAVE YOU EVERY CHANCE. 296 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,357 I KEPT WAITING, HINTING. 297 00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,526 AND YOU JUST KEPT LYING TO ME. I'M YOUR HUSBAND. 298 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:52,397 NOTHING HAPPENED, PAUL. 299 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,465 I HAD A FEW DRINKS. 300 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:57,135 MAYBE A CIGARETTE. 301 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,037 WITH ALL THE CRAP THAT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE, 302 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,974 I-I NEEDED A PLACE WHERE I-I COULD BE FREE. 303 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,676 CRAP? WHAT CRAP? 304 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,545 I MEAN, YOU'RE HEALTHIER THAN YOU'VE BEEN ALL YEAR. 305 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,948 YOUR--YOUR SON IS GETTING HIS ACT TOGETHER, 306 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,083 I'M FINALLY A SUCCESS. 307 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:15,353 I MEAN, OR IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE PROBLEM? 308 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,488 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 309 00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,325 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, I FINALLY GET A BIGGER LIFE, 310 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,426 AND SO YOU NEED TO KILL ME OFF? 311 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,061 OKAY, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, PAUL. 312 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:27,198 IT'S NEVER ABOUT ME, HONEY. 313 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,201 UH, NOT DEAD YET. SORRY. 314 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,403 DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. 315 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:35,840 HOW CAN I TRUST YOU AGAIN? EVER? 316 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,175 I GOTTA BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW 317 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:41,512 IF I CAN DO THIS FOR ANOTHER 40 YEARS. 318 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:45,149 I'M GETTING MY OWN ROOM. 319 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:31,022 HEY. 320 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,056 WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE? 321 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,491 DID YOU FOLLOW ME? 322 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,426 NO, I WAS OUT WALKING, I SAW YOU COME IN. 323 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,497 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME. IT'S OKAY. 324 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,835 IT'S PRETTY IN HERE, ISN'T IT? 325 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,039 EXCEPT ALL THE BLEEDING "JESI" ARE A BIT OF A DOWNER. 326 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,241 YEAH, WELL, IT'S EASTER WEEK. 327 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,509 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CRUCIFIXION. 328 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,077 WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS THINKING ABOUT 329 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,146 UP THERE IN ALL THAT PAIN? 330 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,348 THAT IT'D BE OVER SOON, AND HE'D GET TO SEE GOD. 331 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,051 SO, THE WHOLE HEAVEN THING. 332 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,187 YOU'RE DOWN WITH THAT. 333 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,622 YEAH. 334 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:08,259 YEAH, FOR THE THREE MINUTES DAD DIED, HE SAW IT. 335 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,296 THE WHITE LIGHT, THE LOVE, HIS FRIEND WHO DIED. 336 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,635 I'D LIKE TO SEE MY MOM AGAIN. 337 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,705 IT'S A SHAME YOU NEVER MET HER. SHE WAS A RIOT. 338 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,875 SH--SHE USED TO PUT THIS CRAZY WIG ON SOMETIMES 339 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,244 TO WAKE ME UP; IT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME. 340 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,746 WELL, YOU WILL SEE HER. AND I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN. 341 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,215 IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEING SICK OKAY. 342 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:35,620 BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU DO GO, IT'S NOT THE END. 343 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:40,091 I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU THERE. 344 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,527 I'LL PROBABLY BE AT THE ALL-NIGHT PIE-EATING PLACE. 345 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,728 CHECK THERE FIRST. 346 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,798 WHEN I GOT MY DIAGNOSIS, 347 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,366 THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS YOU. 348 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,735 HOW YOU WERE GONNA HANDLE ALL THIS. 349 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,903 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 350 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:56,475 YEAH. 351 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,178 ADAM, YOUR DAD AND I-- 352 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:02,780 I THINK WE MIGHT NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME APART. 353 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,782 AGAIN? 354 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,285 I KNOW. 355 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,719 I WISH THINGS WERE DIFFERENT. 356 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,759 DO YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY? 357 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,627 I DOUBT IT. 358 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:21,366 IT'S TOO BAD, MOM, 'CAUSE YOU'RE MISERABLE. 359 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,672 IF YOU GUYS SPLIT UP, I'M LIVING WITH DAD. 360 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,853 MR. JAMISON, 361 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,523 THE CONQUISTADOR WANTED YOU TO HAVE THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE. 362 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,426 JESUS. 363 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,928 I DO FEEL A LITTLE DESPOTIC. 364 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,132 SORRY. SOMEONE SHOULD BE UP SOON TO REMOVE THE FLOWERS. 365 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,201 THEY WERE FOR MISS JOY. 366 00:18:57,202 --> 00:19:01,439 THIS WAS GOING TO BE HER ROOM. 367 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,840 C-COULD YOU JUST LEAVE 'EM? 368 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,542 ALL RIGHT. 369 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,444 - THANK YOU. - OH, THANKS. 370 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,982 HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR. - YOU TOO. 371 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,535 ADAM. ADAM, LISTEN. I'M SOR-- 372 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:34,238 OH. OH, DR. SHERMAN, I'M SORRY. 373 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,374 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SON. 374 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,209 WHO WOULD APPARENTLY RATHER SPEND TIME WITH ME IN HEAVEN 375 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,878 THAN IN MINNESOTA. 376 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,916 OKAY. 377 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,922 OH. SURE. OKAY. 378 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,356 NO, I WILL... 379 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,592 I WILL COME IN NEXT WEEK. 380 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,395 NO, OF COURSE. 381 00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,198 NO. NO, IT'S OKAY. 382 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:05,070 YOU TOO. 383 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:13,679 I JUST GOT SOME GRAVE NEWS IN A GRAVEYARD. 384 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:26,491 ERNESTO, IF I SEE YOU UP THERE, I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR. 385 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,078 I WANT TO DO THAT DIVE TOMORROW. 386 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,947 OKAY. 387 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:54,219 HI. 388 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:59,590 I'LL STILL BE YOUR BUDDY. 389 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,297 NOW, ASK YOURSELF, 390 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,033 WOULD YOU RATHER BE ALIVE AND HALF DEAD, 391 00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,136 OR DEAD, KNOWING YOU REALLY LIVED? 392 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,472 THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE? 393 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:17,708 STOP LOOKING AT ME! 394 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,444 - MORNING, MR. J. - YOU'RE LATE. 395 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,779 YOU'RE WELCOME. 396 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,481 I'VE GOT FIVE OF THESE IN THE LOBBY, 397 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:26,584 BUT DON'T LOOK TOO CLOSELY. YOU HAVE SOME BIG-ASS PORES. 398 00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:29,654 AND THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. 399 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:32,089 JESUS, WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 400 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,091 WELL, I MAY HAVE MADE A SMALL MISTAKE 401 00:21:34,092 --> 00:21:36,060 ON THE SPANISH VERSION OF THE PROGRAMS. 402 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,628 WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? 403 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:42,233 WELL, MY APP FORGOT THE LITTLE SQUIGGLY LINE ABOVE THE "N," 404 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,001 AND SO INSTEAD OF SAYING 405 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,470 THAT YOU'RE 45 YEARS YOUNG, 406 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,607 IT MAY HAVE SAID THAT YOU HAVE 45 ANUSES. 407 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,375 ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDING ME? 408 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,110 I GO ONSTAGE IN AN HOUR! 409 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:54,645 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 410 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,913 MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT? 411 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,948 "HEY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 412 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:58,983 "THIS GUY ONLY HAS ONE BUTT, 413 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,384 "BUT DON'T BE CONFUSED, 414 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:01,986 'CAUSE HE ALSO USES BUTT CREAM ON HIS FACE!" 415 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,155 YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 416 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,956 THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF MY LIFE. 417 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,992 I GOT 1,000 JOY FANS COMING TO SEE ME. 418 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,194 NOW THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA THINK I'M A CLOWN! 419 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:13,364 HOW HARD IS IT TO DO A GODDAMN PROGRAM? 420 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:16,634 LISTEN, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HAVING 421 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:18,602 SOME TROUBLES WITH MRS. J. RIGHT NOW, 422 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,438 AND THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS, 423 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,106 BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME. 424 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,875 THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH MRS. J OR YOU, ANDREA. 425 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:25,876 ABABUO. 426 00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:27,044 THIS HAS GOT TO DO WITH ME. 427 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,679 AND A VERY SIMPLE JOB I ASKED YOU TO DO. OKAY? 428 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,482 DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF? YOU'RE USELESS! 429 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,985 OH, NO, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME "USELESS!" 430 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,587 OH, YES, I DID! 431 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:39,623 YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! 432 00:22:39,624 --> 00:22:41,826 I HAVE GIVEN YOU YOUR SPF, 433 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,961 YOUR STUPID PILLOWS, 434 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:47,665 YOUR ASS CREAM, AND YOUR STUPID COCONUT WATER! 435 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:51,936 BUT I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY SOUL. 436 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:53,037 I QUIT. 437 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,072 FINE. 438 00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:00,845 AND REMEMBER, THIS IS UP, DOWN, HELP, 439 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,213 AND OKAY. 440 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,015 AND REMEMBER TO KEEP ONE EYE ON YOUR BUDDY 441 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,784 AT ALL TIMES. 442 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,319 OKAY? 443 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,821 LET'S GET OUR TANKS ON. 444 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:12,123 SO, YOU, UH-- YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE 445 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,324 HUBBY'S BIG SPEECH THIS MORNING? 446 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:14,325 WE HAD A FIGHT. 447 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,527 A BIG FIGHT. 448 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:17,862 TOTAL DEJA VU. 449 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,631 I HAD A HUGE BLOWUP WITH MY HUSBAND LAST NIGHT TOO. 450 00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:24,301 REALLY? 451 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,972 SEAN, CAN I SEE YOU ON THE STARBOARD SIDE, PLEASE? 452 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:31,475 LEARN WHAT "DEJA VU" MEANS. 453 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,344 SHE'S MARRIED? 454 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,613 YEAH, TO A GERIATRIC WHO PLAYS MAH-JONGG. 455 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,747 SHE'S STILL MARRIED, SEAN. 456 00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,282 I MEAN, JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY 457 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,583 WHO JUDGED ME FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR? 458 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,553 I HAVE LOOSENED UP MY MORALS AND MY SWIM TRUNKS. 459 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,555 IT MIGHT BE THE RUM OR THE THRUPLE EXPERIENCE, 460 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,090 BUT FEEL FREE TO FUCK AROUND. 461 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,826 I DON'T WANT TO FUCK AROUND. I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN THAT. 462 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:51,262 OH, YEA, HOLIER-THAN-THOU CATHY ON THE HIGH SEAS. 463 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,030 YO HO HO, AND A BOTTLE OF FUN. 464 00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:54,331 FUCK YOU, SEAN. 465 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,568 OKAY, LET'S GET IN THE WATER. 466 00:23:57,569 --> 00:24:01,338 GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. MY NAME IS PAUL JAMISON. 467 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:05,309 I'M SORRY I'M NOT JOY. LO SIENTO. 468 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,745 I'M JUST A SCHLUB THAT SHE MET BACK IN MINNESOTA. 469 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:10,214 I KNOW SHE'S THE REASON YOU'RE HERE TODAY, 470 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,082 FOR HER, NOT FOR ME. 471 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,885 WELL... 472 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:17,721 SHE'S THE REASON I'M HERE TODAY TOO. 473 00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:19,123 YOU KNOW, I MEAN... 474 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,257 USUALLY-- 475 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,159 USUALLY I TELL MY STORY NOW ABOUT HOW I DIED 476 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,929 OF A HEART ATTACK AND CAME BACK TO LIFE. 477 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,298 BUT I WAS THINKING THIS MORNING, 478 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,867 DOCTORS DID NOT BRING ME BACK TO LIFE. 479 00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,101 JOY DID. 480 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:34,605 SHE SHOWED ME EVERYTHING THAT I COULD HAVE AND BE, 481 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,640 AND I WENT FOR IT, AND THAT'S WHY I'M STANDING HERE TODAY 482 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,075 IN FRONT OF YOU, 483 00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:42,146 AND I WANT YOU TO ASK YOURSELVES THE SAME QUESTION. 484 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,315 WHY ARE YOU REALLY HERE? 485 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,762 SOMETHING MADE YOU WANT TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY. 486 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:03,767 MAYBE YOU'RE STUCK OR AFRAID, AND YOU'RE SICK OF IT. 487 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:08,439 GOT A HUNCH THAT MAYBE YOUR LIFE COULD BE DIFFERENT. 488 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,508 YOU CAN BE DIFFERENT. 489 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,176 WE'RE ALL ALONE OUT HERE, PEOPLE. 490 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:16,214 PUT YOURSELF FIRST. 491 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:25,589 JOY SHOWED ME THIS BIG, BRIGHT, AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL, 492 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:30,594 MUY BONITA NEW WORLD, FULL OF POSSIBILITY. 493 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:32,830 AND SHE DEMANDED THAT I PURSUE MY DREAMS, 494 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:36,300 AND I DO IT WITHOUT FEAR. 495 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:37,635 I RECENTLY PARTED WAYS 496 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:41,205 WITH MY ASSISTANT. 497 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:44,808 AND SHE WAS IN CHARGE, AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS, OF THIS. 498 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:47,878 THIS--IT KEEPS MY HEART TICKING. 499 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,314 IT ACTUALLY KEEPS ME FROM GOING SIX FEET UNDER. 500 00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,416 NOW, I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF, 501 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:56,487 "WHY WOULD I PUT MY LIFE IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S HANDS?" 502 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,389 WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOES THAT? 503 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,258 JOY KLEINMAN WOULD NOT HAVE APPROVED. 504 00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:05,396 RIGHT? SHE WANTED US TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR OWN DESTINIES. 505 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,897 SO, I'M STANDING HERE 506 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:11,168 BEFORE YOU TODAY WITH A RENEWED SENSE OF MY OWN FUTURE. 507 00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:14,405 YOU KNOW, AND IT'S TIME THAT WE OWN OUR OWN DESTINIES. 508 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,307 ANYBODY THAT'S GONNA GET IN THE WAY OF OUR JOY, 509 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,708 WE TELL 'EM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. 510 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:21,645 I GUESS THAT'S THE SAME IN ANY LANGUAGE. 511 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,315 WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF BREATHS, RIGHT? 512 00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,283 HOW ARE WE GONNA USE 'EM? 513 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:28,352 CRYING OVER THAT TERRIFIC WOMAN, 514 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,620 OR LIVING THE LIFE THAT SHE WANTED US TO LEAD? 515 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,988 YOU LADIES-- 516 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,456 I KNOW THAT YOU LADIES-- 517 00:26:32,457 --> 00:26:34,892 YOU HAVE YOUR SPECIAL JOY LIPSTICKS IN YOUR PURSES. 518 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,894 OKAY, I WANT YOU TO PULL 'EM OUT RIGHT NOW. 519 00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:39,029 PUT IT ON. 520 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,965 YOU'RE GONNA STAND OUT. 521 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,666 TAKE CHANCES. 522 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,635 WE'RE GONNA KISS LIFE ON THE FUCKIN' MOUTH, 523 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:46,070 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA-- 524 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:54,812 JOY IS NOT GONE! 525 00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,580 SHE'S RIGHT HERE WITH US, 526 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,949 SHE'S STANDING IN THAT LIGHT THAT I EXPERIENCED WHEN I DIED, 527 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:02,252 AND WE'RE GONNA STEP INTO THAT LIGHT, AND WE'RE GONNA SAY, 528 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,421 "HELLO, JOY." audience: HELLO, JOY. 529 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:06,624 HELLO, JOY. audience: HELLO, JOY. 530 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,159 HELLO, JOY! audience: HELLO, JOY! 531 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,662 HOLA, JOY! audience: HOLA, JOY! 532 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,798 all: HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 533 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,901 HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 534 00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:20,938 HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 535 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:24,008 HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 536 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:27,144 HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 537 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:30,382 HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! HOLA, JOY! 38618

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