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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,174 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,342 I WANT ANOTHER BABY. 3 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,577 WELL, THIS GUY JUST WROTE ME. 4 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:13,245 AND HIS WIFE'S PREGNANT. - THEY WANT TO MEET US! 5 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,646 HOW'D YOUR TALK WITH ADAM GO? 6 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:17,616 HE IS GONNA BE A TERRIFIC BIG BROTHER TO THIS BABY. 7 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:18,617 HEH. 8 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:19,885 I'M ABOUT TO GO ON TOUR. 9 00:00:19,886 --> 00:00:23,188 YOU COULD JOIN ME AS THE FLIP-THAT-SWITCH GUY. 10 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,289 OH, MY GOD, YES! 11 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,724 all: FLIP THAT SWITCH! 12 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:28,227 FLIP THAT SWITCH! FLIP THAT SWITCH! 13 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,962 ARE WE GONNA SEE YOU TOMORROW, ALEXIS? 14 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,163 MOST LIKELY. 15 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:32,865 I'M RUNNING A GAY PHONE SEX BUSINESS. 16 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,300 - ARE YOU GAY NOW? - NO, I'M JUST TALKING THE TALK. 17 00:00:35,301 --> 00:00:36,735 I JUST CALLED UNCLE SEAN. 18 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,470 I'M GONNA BE, UH, STAYING OVER THERE FOR A FEW DAYS. 19 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,571 WHY? 20 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:40,873 HE'S HOSTING HIS CHURCH GROUP, 21 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:41,940 CHEZ MY PLACE. 22 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:43,142 HI, MS. JAMISON. 23 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,077 I'M JESSE. I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. 24 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,912 I'M SAVING MYSELF, BUT... 25 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,481 YOU CAN GO IN THE OTHER WAY. 26 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,729 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 27 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:08,735 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 28 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,471 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 29 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:17,210 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 30 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:22,948 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 31 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:27,786 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 32 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:33,125 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST THE GAME WE PLAY ♪ 33 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:38,298 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 34 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,980 AAH! 35 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,615 OH, JESUS. 36 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,484 - DAMN IT. - ANDREA... 37 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:00,986 IS THAT HOW YOU WAKE UP MR. J EVERY MORNING? 38 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,087 WELL, WHERE IS HE? 39 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,722 HE'S IN THE SHOWER. 40 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:04,990 I HAD TO WAKE HIM UP EARLY 41 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:06,792 FOR HIS TALK IN DULUTH AND... 42 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,927 I JUST FELL ASLEEP WAITING FOR HIM TO GET-- 43 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,229 OH, CRAP! 44 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,031 IS THAT THE TIME?! 45 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,268 MR. J! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 46 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,203 THIS IS REALLY CUTTING INTO 47 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:19,738 MY HOTEL JACUZZI TIME. 48 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,907 I GOTTA JUMP BACK IN THE SHOWER. 49 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:23,675 I USED THIS EXTRA-STRENGTH HAIR GEL, 50 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,043 AND MY HEAD FEELS LIKE A FUCKING CANDY APPLE. 51 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:26,044 HI, HONEY. 52 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:28,647 ARGH! 53 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,318 IS THAT ADAM? 54 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,256 ADAM? 55 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,691 OH, HI. 56 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,326 WOW! I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE FACT 57 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,495 THAT I'M RAISING YOUR SON NOW, BUT YOU LOOK GREAT. 58 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,863 DO YOU HAVE ANY TOMATO SAUCE? 59 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,166 YEAH, ABOVE THE OVEN. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR... 60 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,967 ADAM SPENDING THE PAST WEEK WITH YOU 61 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,336 DOES NOT QUALIFY AS YOU RAISING HIM. 62 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,505 HOW IS HE? - HUNGRY. 63 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,641 KID EATS LIKE A STARVING PEASANT. 64 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:58,410 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I SPEND ALL MY TIME 65 00:02:58,411 --> 00:02:59,678 GROCERY SHOPPING IN YOUR FRIDGE 66 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,380 OR GIVING HEAD ON THE PHONE. 67 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,183 I MEAN, WHERE IS THE "ME" IN ALL THIS? 68 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,718 I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TAKING CALLS IN FRONT OF ADAM. 69 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,187 I MEAN, I AM TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE 70 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,056 OF YOUR PORN PHONE BUSINESS. - YEAH, DON'T WORRY, CATH. 71 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,458 I TAKE ALL THE FIST FUCK TALK OUT BACK. 72 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:14,660 OKAY, YOU NEED TO SEND ADAM HOME. 73 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,328 IT'S FINE. 74 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:18,063 PROBABLY GOOD FOR YOU TWO TO HAVE A LITTLE SEPARATION. 75 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:19,932 HE KIND OF HATES YOU RIGHT NOW. 76 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,433 I'M GONNA NEED SOME CAFFEINE 77 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:23,001 TO CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION. 78 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,204 YOU KNOW, EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT, 79 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,939 THAT KID IS A HANDFUL. 80 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,708 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT FOR 15 YEARS. 81 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,211 LIQUOR AND SUMMER CAMP HELPED TAKE THE EDGE OFF. 82 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,379 GETTING A NEW BABY'S GONNA BE A GREAT EXCUSE 83 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,714 TO DOUBLE MY DRINKING. 84 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,583 SPEAKING OF NEW BABY INSANITY, 85 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,585 THAT'S FOR YOU. 86 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:43,188 IT'S THE CRIB REBECCA AND I GOT FOR BABY CATHY. 87 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,793 GOOD LUCK PUTTING THAT FUCKER BACK TOGETHER. 88 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,597 - OH. HI, THERE. - HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 89 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,398 - HI. - SO, UH, 90 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,167 YOU'RE CATHY'S BABY DADDY. 91 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,468 - UH... - YEAH, I GOTTA RUN. 92 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,203 I GOTTA FEED MY NEPHEW BEFORE HE CHEWS HIS OWN LIPS 93 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,839 OFF FOR BREAKFAST. 94 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:05,244 - OH! - OHH, SHIT. 95 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,112 I KNEW IT. I'M OVERDRESSED. 96 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,814 OH! OH. 97 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,450 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE PAJAMAS. 98 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,619 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. THERE WERE, LIKE, THREE GUYS 99 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:14,920 ON THE BUS DRESSED THE SAME WAY. 100 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,488 HERE, THIS IS FOR YOU. 101 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:19,258 IT'S, UH, MAXINE'S PRENATAL TESTS AND STUFF, 102 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,959 WHICH SHE TOTALLY ACED. 103 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,695 JUST DON'T ASK US FOR OUR S.A.T. SCORES. 104 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:27,065 THANKS. 105 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,934 COME ON IN. I'M MAKING COFFEE. 106 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,669 GREAT. 107 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,605 SO, UH, ADAM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH HIS UNCLE, HUH? 108 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,941 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, NOT ALL THE TIME. 109 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,510 JUST A FEW DAYS HERE AND THERE, BUT... 110 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,679 IT'S BEEN A FEW DAYS. 111 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,348 ADAM KIND OF REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS HIS AGE. 112 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,117 I REALLY WANTED MY INDEPENDENCE, 113 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,019 BUT FOR ME, THAT MEANT RUNNING AWAY 114 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,387 AND FOLLOWING AROUND THE BAND PHISH. 115 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:51,490 AFTER ABOUT A MONTH, EVEN MY TAMBOURINE SMELLED LIKE POT. 116 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,758 - HMM. - HEY! 117 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:53,925 LOOK WHO'S HERE. HOW YOU DOING? 118 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,394 PAUL, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 119 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:56,461 YOU HAVE TIME FOR A CUP OF COFFEE? 120 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,164 - ABSOLUTELY. - WRONG. 121 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,866 I GOOGLED THE TRAFFIC, AND IT SUCKS. 122 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,067 WE GOTTA GO NOW. 123 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,403 I'M HAVING EARLY-ONSET ROAD RAGE. 124 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,004 DAMN. 125 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,806 WISH ME LUCK. 126 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,841 YOU DON'T NEED IT, BUT GOOD LUCK. 127 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,810 BE BACK AT NOON TOMORROW. 128 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,279 ABABUO IS EXTREMELY PUNCTUAL, AND I'M VERY MUCH HER BITCH. 129 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:15,547 SO I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 130 00:05:15,548 --> 00:05:16,915 LATER, DAVE. 131 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,651 LATER. 132 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,187 SO, UH... WHAT'S ALL THAT? 133 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:25,324 OH, IT'S A CRIB. 134 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,026 HUH. LOOKS COMFY. 135 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:31,564 YOU'RE A CONTRACTOR. CAN YOU FIX IT? 136 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,833 ADAM! 137 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,002 BREAKFAST! 138 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,739 YOU WANT HONEY-TOASTED DIABETES OR FROSTED OBESITY FLAKES? 139 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,040 ADAM? 140 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,275 UHH! 141 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:46,311 CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR! 142 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,117 JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK. 143 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:55,854 SO HOW WAS THE CONTRACTOR BUSINESS? 144 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,589 AH, IT WAS FROZEN. BUT IT'S COOL. 145 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,559 PEOPLE START HIRING CONTRACTORS IN A COUPLE MONTHS. 146 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,061 THERE'S ALWAYS A FLURRY OF HOME RENOVATIONS COME SPRING. 147 00:06:03,062 --> 00:06:05,397 WELL, I'M DEFINITELY PAYING YOU FOR HELPING WITH THE CRIB. 148 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,933 NO, CATHY, SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR GREENPEACE. 149 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,101 I'M NOT A CHARITY CASE. 150 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,335 WELL, GREENPEACE ISN'T GONNA HELP ME 151 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:11,870 PUT THE CRIB TOGETHER. 152 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,207 AND I'M SURE THINGS ARE TIGHT FOR YOU AND MAXINE. 153 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,042 OKAY...YOU CAN PAY ME. 154 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,911 NOW I FEEL LIKE I STOLE FROM GREENPEACE. 155 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,547 YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, 156 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,615 NONE OF THIS IS GONNA BE HERE 157 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,083 WHEN WE TURN THIS INTO THE NURSERY. 158 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:27,185 WE'RE MAKING A BEDROOM FOR ANDREA IN THE BASEMENT. 159 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,720 SHE WAS UPSET ABOUT IT TILL SHE FOUND OUT 160 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,422 SHE'S GONNA HAVE HER OWN BATHROOM. 161 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,460 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T PUT A WINDOW 162 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:38,730 IN THIS WALL. 163 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,867 IT'D BE SO NICE TO HAVE SOME SOUTHERN EXPOSURE. 164 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,702 OH, WELL. 165 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,237 I GUESS I'LL JUST-- I'LL JUST HANG A PICTURE 166 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,572 OF A BIG WINDOW AND CALL IT A DAY. 167 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:49,941 WAIT, YOU--I MEAN, YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME, RIGHT? 168 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:51,443 I'M A-- I'M A CONTRACTOR. 169 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,278 I CAN GIVE YOU SOUTHERN EXPOSURE. 170 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:54,546 WITH ALL THE SUNLIGHT IN HERE, 171 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,581 THAT LITTLE BABY'S GONNA HAVE AN AMAZING TAN. 172 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,922 ARE YOU CHOKING? 173 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,424 DO YOU NEED ME TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NECK? 174 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,792 JOY TAUGHT ME SOME VOCAL WARM-UPS 175 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,293 SO THAT I WOULDN'T STRESS MY VOICE. 176 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:10,295 WELL, IT'S STRESSING MY EARS. 177 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:11,630 HERE'S YOUR TEA. 178 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,964 - PAUL? - THANK YOU. 179 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,200 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. 180 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:16,201 RITA STRAUSS. 181 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,302 HOW DO I KNOW THAT NAME? 182 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,671 SHE'S A FILM PRODUCER. 183 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,307 OH, MY GOD. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 184 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,909 HOLY CRAP. 185 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,644 YOUR MOVIES ARE AWESOME! - THANK YOU. 186 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,280 I'M SHOOTING ANOTHER ONE ON LOCATION OUTSIDE OF DULUTH 187 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,781 AS WE SPEAK, BUT WHEN I HEARD 188 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,249 YOU WERE IN TOWN, 189 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,684 I HAD TO COME AND SHAKE YOUR HAND. 190 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:35,153 I'M A HUGE FAN, I JUST-- IT'S TERRIFIC MEETING YOU. 191 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:38,323 YES, IT IS TERRIFIC FOR ME TO MEET YOU. 192 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:41,059 AND THIS IS HIS ASSISTANT, ABABUO. 193 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,361 - ABABUO. - SAW YOU ON THE OSCARS. 194 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,796 WHOEVER STARTED PLAYING THAT MUSIC 195 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:47,232 TO CUT YOUR SPEECH OFF SHOULD BE BITCH SLAPPED. 196 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,733 BUT AT LEAST YOU WON. 197 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:50,135 DAMN STRAIGHT. 198 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,437 AND DID YOU SEE HARVEY'S FACE WHEN I WALKED PAST HIM? 199 00:07:52,438 --> 00:07:55,974 IT WAS LIKE I SHIT IN HIS DINNER. 200 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,242 OH, BUT LET ME TELL YOU, PAUL, 201 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:58,610 I HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO YOUR BLOG 202 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,378 EVER SINCE JERI TURNED ME ON TO IT. 203 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:02,380 THANK YOU. WHO'S JERI? 204 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,849 OH! I HAVE KNOWN RITA 205 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,817 SINCE BEFORE I CHANGED MY NAME AND MY LIFE. 206 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,053 PAUL, YOUR STORY IS AMAZING. 207 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,489 AND--AND COMPLICATED AND FUNNY. 208 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,824 AN EVERYMAN CONFRONTING HIS WIFE'S CANCER 209 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,894 AND LIFE'S INDIGNITIES WITH SO MUCH HEART AND HUMOR. 210 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,863 I--EVERY TIME I SIT DOWN AND READ YOUR BLOG, 211 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,232 I NEVER KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE LAUGHING OR CRYING. 212 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,167 YOU SHOULD STAY FOR THE TALK TONIGHT. 213 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,503 WE CAN GET RITA SOME VIP SEATS-- - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 214 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,338 I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE SET BEFORE MARTY HAS A BREAKDOWN. 215 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,673 BUT JOY AND I HAVE DINNER RESERVATIONS TOMORROW, 216 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:29,741 AND YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 217 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,543 I AM? THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. 218 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,811 I'LL CHECK WITH MY WIFE. 219 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,145 NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN ME DOWN, PAUL. 220 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,280 NOBODY TURNS ME DOWN. 221 00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,982 HALLE BERRY TRIED TO TURN ME DOWN ONCE. 222 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,416 YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD HER? I SAID, 223 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,985 "FUCK YOU, HALLE! YOU'RE HAVING DINNER WITH ME." 224 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,186 SHE HAD GRILLED SALMON AND LOVED IT. 225 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,088 - TRUE STORY. - DO YOU LIKE SHERRY, PAUL? 226 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,623 I'M NOT REALLY A SHERRY GUY. 227 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,191 WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER AND DRINK A SHITLOAD OF SHERRY. 228 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,426 AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR DEATH, 229 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:49,895 YOUR LIFE AFTER YOUR DEATH. I'M HOOKED! 230 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,730 AND I'M PAYING! YOU'RE COMING. 231 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,032 BRING THE MISSUS. - WELL, I-- 232 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,867 - WE LOVE THAT! - I LIKE HER. 233 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,904 BRING HER TOO. I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER. 234 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:04,342 - YOU INSCRUTABLE LITTLE BOOB! - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 235 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,411 DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU ABOUT THE HOOKER AND THE CRABS 236 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,214 AND THE--THE SHIT STORM YOU STARTED LAST TIME 237 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,382 YOU UNLEASHED YOUR PECKER ON THE WORLD? 238 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,850 HOLD IT, SEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 239 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,418 I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL. 240 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,520 IT'S--WE'RE JUST TAKING IT SLOW. 241 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,088 SLOW IS KISSING. 242 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,124 OR, IF YOU'RE MY CLIENT DOUG, 243 00:09:19,125 --> 00:09:21,693 LIGHTLY DRAGGING YOUR SCROTUM ACROSS YOUR PARTNER'S FACE. 244 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,628 NOT WHAT YOU WERE JUST DOING. 245 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:26,431 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU WERE AT LEAST USING PROTECTION. 246 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,800 WHAT FOR? WE'RE NOT EVEN HAVING SEX. 247 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,969 JESSE IS SAVING HERSELF. 248 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,405 SO WE'RE JUST DOING IT IN THE BUTT. 249 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,273 GREAT! 250 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:37,142 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BUTT-BORNE DISEASES 251 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,443 THERE ARE OUT THERE? 252 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,111 YOU BETTER BE WRAPPING THAT JOHNSON, MISTER. 253 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,347 AND IF THAT GIRL THINKS SHE'S NOT HAVING SEX, 254 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,782 SHE'S OFF HER FUCKING NUT. 255 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,750 BUTT SEX IS THE REAL DEAL. 256 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,153 THERE'S A REASON THEY DON'T CALL IT BUTT NOT-SEX. 257 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,487 IT'S OUR BUSINESS. 258 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:50,922 SHE'S OKAY WITH IT. 259 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,657 LOOK, BOTTOM LINE, PUN INTENDED, 260 00:09:52,658 --> 00:09:54,192 IF SHE'S SAVING THE BUSH, 261 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,462 DON'T TOUCH THE TUSH! 262 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,233 NOT ONLY IS THE WINDOW GONNA GIVE YOU MORE LIGHT, 263 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,269 BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET MORE HEAT IN THE WINTER 264 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,172 AND THEN YOU JUST GET MORE VENTILATION COME SUMMER. 265 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,140 LOOK AT THAT, YOU PUT THE CRIB RIGHT OVER HERE, 266 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:11,242 AND YOU CAN ROCK HER TO SLEEP RIGHT OVER THERE. 267 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:14,479 THAT IS, ASSUMING SHE'S A GIRL. 268 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,181 SHIT. 269 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:17,782 DID YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SEX WAS? 270 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,919 'CAUSE I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY JUST TOLD YOU. 271 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,020 HEH. 272 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,955 IT'S A GIRL? 273 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,992 YEAH. SHE'S GONNA LOVE HER ROOM. 274 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:30,763 HA! 275 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,475 OH, YOU'RE HOME! 276 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,909 - HI, HONEY. - HI. 277 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,044 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 278 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:49,114 OH, NO. OH, HOW DID YOUR TALK GO? 279 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,317 YOU ONLY WATCH VIOLENT MOVIES WHEN YOU'RE UPSET. 280 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,221 AU CONTRAIRE, CATH. I KILLED IN DULUTH. 281 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,457 I AM HAVING A RITA STRAUSS FILM FESTIVAL 282 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,726 AS PART OF MY EXTENSIVE PREPARATION 283 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:05,196 FOR MY UPCOMING DINNER WITH RITA STRAUSS. 284 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,998 WHO'S RITA STRAUSS? 285 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,000 OH, MAN, SHE'S A BIG HOLLYWOOD FILM PRODUCER. 286 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,170 HAD A WHOLE REALLY GNARLY WAR MOVIE PHASE IN THE '80s. 287 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,505 FUCKING BRUTAL STUFF. 288 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,007 SHE READS MY BLOG. 289 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,575 CALLED ME AN EVERYMAN. 290 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,310 ISN'T THAT COOL? 291 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,212 WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING EVEN COOLER? 292 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,480 WHAT? 293 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,916 EVERYMAN'S GONNA HAVE A BABY DAUGHTER. 294 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,418 WHAT? 295 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,522 WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL? 296 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,023 OH, MY GOD. 297 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,224 OH, WAIT, WAIT. 298 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,527 I'VE BEEN WAITING... 299 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,761 TO OPEN THIS WITH YOU. 300 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,964 IT'S MAXINE'S PREGNANCY FILE. 301 00:11:42,501 --> 00:11:44,769 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 302 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,539 OH. 303 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,741 WHAT IF WE HIRE DAVE... 304 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,043 TO PUT A WINDOW IN THE NURSERY? 305 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,646 HE SAID HE COULD DO IT REALLY FAST. 306 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,847 HE SKETCHED IT ALL OUT. 307 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,016 IT WOULD BE SO NICE FOR THE BABY. 308 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,217 A WINDOW, HONEY? 309 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,585 I MEAN, BUT WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BABY YET. 310 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,589 WHY DON'T WE WAIT TILL THE BABY GETS HERE? 311 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,058 SHE'S RIGHT HERE, PAUL. 312 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,894 THINGS ARE HAPPENING FAST, AND WE HAVE TO BE READY. 313 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,097 IN FACT, WE HAVE TO GET OUR PAPERWORK ORGANIZED 314 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,433 FOR OUR MEETING WITH THE ADOPTION LAWYER TONIGHT. 315 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,801 PAUL, WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 316 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,002 I TOLD RITA STRAUSS 317 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,204 THAT WE'D HAVE DINNER WITH HER TONIGHT 318 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,239 BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY IN TOWN FOR ONE WEEKEND. 319 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,575 PAUL, THAT LAWYER WAS DOING US A FAVOR 320 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:27,145 BY SQUEEZING US IN THIS WEEKEND. 321 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,647 THAT WAS AN IMPORTANT MEETING. 322 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:31,082 WHICH IS WHY WE'RE STILL GONNA HAVE IT. 323 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,084 HONEY, THIS DINNER'S GONNA BE A LOT OF FUN. 324 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,786 IT'S GONNA BE YOU AND ME AND JOY AND-- 325 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,621 AND RITA STRAUSS AND ABABUO. 326 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:37,856 I BOUGHT A JACKET. 327 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,658 I BOUGHT A SPECIAL JACKET JUST FOR THE DINNER. 328 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,027 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, SWEETIE? 329 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,629 I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 330 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,664 I WILL TOTALLY FRICKIN' CANCEL IT. 331 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,299 YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL IT? I'M NOT KIDDING. 332 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,601 SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A PRIVATE JET. 333 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,603 SHE CAN COME BACK WHENEVER SHE WANTS. 334 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,471 NO, NO. 335 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:55,306 WE'LL GO. 336 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,108 OH, THANKS, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HER NUMBER. 337 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,612 I WAS FAKE DIALING IT. 338 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,047 CONSTRUCTION ON I-94 HAS SHUT DOWN 339 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,250 THE TWO LEFT LANES IN BOTH DIRECTIONS 340 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,119 AND CAUSED QUITE A GRIDLOCK IN THE TWIN CITIES. 341 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,621 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE SURFACE STREETS-- 342 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:13,158 HEY, KIRBY? 343 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:16,194 NORTHBOUND I-35 IS MOVING SLOWLY. 344 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:19,197 CARS AVERAGING 5 TO 10 MILES PER HOUR. 345 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,166 IT'S NOT LOOKING MUCH BETTER SOUTHBOUND, 346 00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,134 THANKS TO AN OVERTURNED BIG RIG-- 347 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,003 CAN I HAVE A PINT OF, UH... 348 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,138 I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING GOOD? 349 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,941 I DON'T ACTUALLY WORK HERE. 350 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,744 I JUST WAS THE-- THE TRAFFIC REPORT 351 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,313 WAS A BUZZ KILL, AND THE BARTENDER'S IN THE LOO. 352 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,348 - AH. - BUT I DO, I RECOMMEND 353 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,583 THE FULLER'S LONDON PRIDE. 354 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:39,851 TASTES LIKE BUTTERFINGER. 355 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,153 WELL, THEN, UH, I'LL TAKE TWO. 356 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,591 ON THE CONDITION YOU JOIN ME FOR ONE, UH... 357 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,160 - ALEXIS. - PETER. 358 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,395 NICE TO MEET YOU. 359 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:53,565 THANKS FOR THE OFFER, PETER, BUT... 360 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,999 I'M SEEING SOMEONE. 361 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,135 LUCKY GUY. 362 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,671 YEAH, WELL... WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES. 363 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,306 IT'S NEW. 364 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,641 HE'S A CONTRACTOR. 365 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,677 THE SEXY THING ABOUT HIM, 366 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,680 HE CAN LOOK AT A PLAIN OL' HOUSE 367 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,682 AND SEE HOW AMAZING IT COULD BE 368 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,083 WITH JUST A LITTLE WORK. 369 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,586 - HMM. - I'VE DATED SO MANY MAN-BOYS. 370 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,054 THEY TALK A GOOD GAME, 371 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:17,689 BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT THE FUCKING WORK IN. 372 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,924 THIS TIME IN MY LIFE... 373 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,328 I'M LOOKING FOR LESS TALK AND MORE ACTION. 374 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,063 SHIT, THAT IS GOOD. 375 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,198 YEAH, DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR SERVER. 376 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,700 OH. 377 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:33,705 UH, IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT WITH YOUR CONTRACTOR GUY, 378 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,106 GIVE ME A CALL. 379 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,276 ♪ WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO COME AROUND? ♪ 380 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,945 ♪ WHAT'S IT GONNA MAKE NOW? ♪ 381 00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:45,250 ♪ WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND? ♪ 382 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:46,684 CHEERS. 383 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,553 I LIKE SQUEEZING 384 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,388 THOSE PERKY NIPPLES OF YOURS. 385 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,623 WOW, THAT'S HOT. 386 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,391 THAT IS REALLY HOT. 387 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,193 I'M LICKING YOUR NIPPLES, WILLY. 388 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,427 I'M SUCKING ON THEM. 389 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,930 YOU LIKE THAT, WILLY, HUH? 390 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,698 UH, NO! NO, NOT YOU, TIM. 391 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,333 I LIKE IT. GET OUT! 392 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,668 NOT YOU, TIM. STAY THERE. 393 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,869 I'M GONNA BITE DOWN ON THOSE NIPPLES 394 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,337 LIKE HAIRY LITTLE GUMMI BEARS. 395 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,705 OH, THAT'S NASTY! 396 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:08,706 WHAT? 397 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,008 YOU--YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? 398 00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,142 NO, I-- 399 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,145 OH...SON OF A DICK! 400 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,915 - ARE YOU OKAY, WILLY? - NO! 401 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,951 I'M TRYING TO--I'M TRYING TO MAKE PIZZA FROM SCRATCH, 402 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:23,755 AND IT'S A PAIN IN MY ASS. 403 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,989 IT'S MY... 404 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,525 MY SEX MANIAC NEPHEW'S FAVORITE, 405 00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,060 AND IF I DON'T MAKE HIS FAVORITE FUCKING FOOD, 406 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,763 HE GETS ALL MOODY. 407 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,565 YOU KNOW...I WANTED HIM TO TASTE REAL FOOD 408 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,100 THAT ISN'T A FUCKING BIOHAZARD 409 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,069 JUST ONCE IN HIS LIFE. 410 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,640 WOW, TIM, I'M--- 411 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,709 I'M SORRY FOR MY PROFESSIONAL LAPSE. 412 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,211 I BELIEVE YOU WERE SUCKING ON MY NIPPLES? 413 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,546 YOU'RE MAKING PIZZA? 414 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,881 MM. 415 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,950 I'M FROM NEW YORK. PIZZA'S MY RELIGION. 416 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,118 TALK ME THROUGH WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 417 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,520 I CAN HELP. 418 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,655 - REALLY? - TRUST ME. 419 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,692 YOUR NEPHEW'S GONNA GO NUTS. 420 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:07,098 SO, UH, YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK? - MM-HMM. 421 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,535 - WHAT PART? - WELL, I GREW UP IN BROOKLYN. 422 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,738 HEY, SIS. 423 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,207 WHOA, YOU LOOK SHINY. 424 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,876 WE'RE HAVING DINNER WITH A REAL HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER. 425 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,545 PAUL MET HER-- - I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT. 426 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,879 I NEED TO BORROW A PAIR OF PAUL'S SOCKS 427 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,581 FOR A CLIENT MEETING. 428 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,084 ADAM TRIED TO DO OUR LAUNDRY, AND NOW ALL MY SOCKS 429 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,452 ARE PINK AND SIZE TWO. 430 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,987 OKAY, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M CONFUSED. 431 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,222 YOU'RE--YOU'RE MEETING A CLIENT IN PERSON. 432 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,557 - UH-HUH. - DOES THIS MEAN 433 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,659 YOU'RE A MALE PROSTITUTE NOW? 434 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,260 JESUS, CATHY. 435 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,895 I JUST GOTTA GET OUT OF THE HOUSE 436 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:41,099 AND HAVE A DRINK WITH SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T 16 YEARS OLD. 437 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,268 TIM...HAPPENS TO BE AN EXCELLENT CONVERSATIONALIST 438 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,903 WITH WHOM I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 439 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,272 WELL, THIS IS REALLY NEW TERRITORY FOR ME. 440 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,607 YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN "SEAN" 441 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,776 WITH ANY OF MY GENTLEMEN CALLERS BEFORE. 442 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,077 YOU THINK HE'LL LIKE ME? 443 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,314 IF HE LIKED WILLY WANKER, HOW HIGH CAN THE BAR BE? 444 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,282 CATHY, I'VE READ YOUR HUSBAND'S BLOG. 445 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,784 I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU ALREADY. 446 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,086 OH, IT IS SO WONDERFUL TO MEET YOU. 447 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:04,422 I--I DON'T REALLY FOLLOW THE MOVIE INDUSTRY, 448 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,024 BUT I GOOGLED YOU, AND... 449 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,292 YOU PRODUCED TWO OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES LAST YEAR. 450 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:09,594 - WELL... - YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR 451 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,529 A LOT OF TEARS BEING SHED IN MY FAMILY. 452 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,830 MOSTLY BY ME. 453 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,133 RITA'S A FUCKING GENIUS. 454 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,434 - WELL... - WELL, HEH. 455 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,802 WELL, I'M NOT A FUCKING GENIUS. 456 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,337 I'M JUST A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER. 457 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,143 YOU DID NOT TELL ME SHE WAS SO FUNNY. 458 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,645 OH, YEAH, YOU'D BE SURPRISED BY THIS LADY. 459 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,213 SHE'S DYNAMITE. 460 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,515 WELL, I JUST HAVE TO SAY, FOR THE RECORD, 461 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,150 THAT I THINK SCHOOLTEACHERS 462 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,818 ARE THE REAL FUCKING HEROES OF THIS COUNTRY. 463 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,120 - HEAR, HEAR. - I WILL DRINK TO THAT. 464 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,022 OH, GOOD, GOOD. HAVE SOME SHERRY. 465 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,323 NO, THANK YOU. 466 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,125 I CANNOT GET YOUR STORY OUT OF MY HEAD, PAUL. 467 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,660 I RE-READ YOUR BLOG LAST NIGHT. 468 00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,162 - ALL OF IT? - RIVETING, RIGHT? 469 00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,530 BEYOND. 470 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,632 HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SELLING YOUR LIFE RIGHTS? 471 00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,033 EXCUSE ME? 472 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,570 I WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE BASED ON YOUR LIFE. 473 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,675 HOLY SHIT. 474 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,077 I COULD PUT THIS PROJECT TOGETHER IN A HEARTBEAT. 475 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,679 DICAPRIO IS LOOKING FOR A TRUE LIFE STORY TO STAR IN. 476 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,348 HE WANTS TO PLAY A REGULAR, HONEST, EVERYDAY GUY. 477 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,817 I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT THIS MORNING. 478 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:09,153 HE LOVE THE IDEA. LOVES. 479 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,589 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 480 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,924 THAT'S TERRIFIC, HONEY. 481 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,826 AND I'M FLYING TO VEGAS WITH SANDY NEXT WEEK, 482 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,161 SO I'LL FLOAT THIS BY HER. 483 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,496 WHO'S SANDY? 484 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,831 BULLOCK. SANDY BULLOCK. 485 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,833 SHE'S A LITTLE CHATTY, BUT SHE'S A REAL PEACH. 486 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,067 - SHIT. - AND I THINK THIS MATERIAL'S 487 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,469 REALLY GONNA RESONATE WITH HER. 488 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,204 I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY DICAPRIO'S WIFE? 489 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,706 I WOULDN'T KICK HIM OUT OF BED FOR EATING CRACKERS. 490 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,475 ACTUALLY, I DID. 491 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,344 I--I'M SORRY, ARE YOU-- 492 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,580 YOU'RE GONNA-- YOU'RE GONNA ASK SANDRA BULLOCK 493 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,848 TO PLAY ME? 494 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,882 WHO'S ASKING? SHE'LL DO IT. 495 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,350 SHE OWES ME--I GAVE HER A FUCKING HORSE 496 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,852 WHEN SHE MOVED DOWN TO HER RANCH. 497 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,354 HA! 498 00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,357 HEY, WHO'S GONNA PLAY MR. JAMISON'S FLY ASSISTANT, 499 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,192 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME IDEAS. 500 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,360 BEYONCE, 501 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,362 QUEEN LATIFAH, AND MERYL STREEP 502 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,798 'CAUSE THAT BITCH CAN PLAY ANYBODY. 503 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:57,335 I LOVE YOU. 504 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,606 AND YOU JUST NEVER KNOW 505 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,041 WHICH CALLERS ARE GONNA BE OLD-FASHIONED ROMANTICS 506 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,377 AND WHICH ONES ARE GONNA LIKE WEARING DIAPERS 507 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,879 AND GETTING SPANKED. 508 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,880 IT'S ALL GOOD. 509 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,381 SPEAKING AS A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, 510 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,316 I CAN RELATE TO FREAKY CLIENTS. 511 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,886 HMM. SPEAKING AS A PSYCHOTHERAPIST, 512 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,187 CAN YOU TELL I'M MEDICATED? 513 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,356 NO, BUT IF THIS IS YOU ON MEDS, 514 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:19,390 I THINK YOU MADE A GOOD CHOICE. 515 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,459 OH, YEAH? 516 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,528 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHOICE. 517 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,631 YOU KNOW, CALLING A GAY PHONE SEX LINE. 518 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,932 WHAT ABOUT IT? 519 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,734 I'M HONEST WITH MYSELF. 520 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:34,238 I KNOW WHAT MY NEEDS ARE, AND I KNOW HOW TO GET THEM MET. 521 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,240 I LIKE YOU, DOCTOR. 522 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,643 HOW 'BOUT ANOTHER ROUND? 523 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,414 SURE. 524 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,052 UM, TIM, YOU SEEM REALLY GREAT. 525 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:52,223 UM, SO I'M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY THIS. 526 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,424 IN REAL LIFE, 527 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,092 I'M STRAIGHT. 528 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,428 WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ME THAT? 529 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,163 YOU KNOW, I JUST DIDN'T WANT THERE TO BE ANY... 530 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,431 MISUNDERSTANDINGS. 531 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,400 SEAN, IT'S FINE. 532 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,770 THIS ISN'T A DATE. 533 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,672 IT'S BEER. 534 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:09,574 WELL, HERE'S TO BEER. 535 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:11,075 WHO WANTS SOME MORE SHERRY? 536 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:14,011 - OH. - THIS STUFF IS AMAZING. 537 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,913 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER REALLY 538 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,648 APPRECIATED THE VIRTUES OF A GOOD FORTIFIED-- 539 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:18,950 WHOOPS-- WINE. 540 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,818 MM, CATHY... 541 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,687 I'M GONNA WANT TO GET YOU TOGETHER WITH SANDY. 542 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,622 SHE'S VERY METHOD. SHE'S GONNA WANT TO STUDY YOU 543 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:25,756 AND YOUR MANNERISMS. 544 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,525 YOU GALS CAN GO HAVE A SPA DAY TOGETHER. 545 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,593 GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 546 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,027 - WHOA. - IT WOULD BE... 547 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,963 AN HONOR TO HAVE SUCH A TALENTED ACTRESS, 548 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,599 YOU KNOW, DEAL WITH MY SON'S SECOND-GRADE CHICKEN POX, 549 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,002 AND PAUL'S MEMORIAL DAY '97 RUGBY CONCUSSION, 550 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,271 AND MY BROTHER TRYING TO SWIM DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI NAKED. 551 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,806 VERY HIGH DRAMA. 552 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:45,443 THOSE MOMENTS ARE GONNA MAKE HER LAST WORDS SO POIGNANT. 553 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,478 SANDY'S TOLD ME A MILLION TIMES, SHE SAID, 554 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,713 "I'VE NEVER DONE A DEATH SCENE." 555 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,448 "I'M DYING TO DIE." 556 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,616 - IS THAT TRUE? - IT IS. 557 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,518 WOW. 558 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:57,822 EXCUSE ME? 559 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,125 THE FINAL MOMENT IS GOING TO BE SO POWERFUL. 560 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,027 BUT SHE'S NOT DEAD. 561 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,162 OH, HONEY, IT'S CALLED DRAMATIC LICENSE. 562 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,998 PLUS, WE ALL KNOW THERE ISN'T A CURE FOR THIS. 563 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,066 OH, WELL, THANK YOU, DR. RITA. 564 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,501 YOU KNOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 565 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:11,836 I SHOULD BE YOUR RESEARCH. 566 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,704 I AM FAR FROM DEAD. 567 00:21:13,705 --> 00:21:15,806 CATHY'S IN A CLINICAL TRIAL. 568 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,341 AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A CURE. 569 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,710 AND SHE'S GOOD. IT'S GONNA BE GOOD. 570 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,212 YEAH, BUT THE MOVIE HAS TO END SOMEHOW. 571 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,414 THIS IS HOLLYWOOD, GUYS. THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS. 572 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,016 SHE REALLY HAVE TO DIE? 573 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,550 PEOPLE LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS. 574 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:28,019 THAT'S WHY THEY GO TO THE MOVIES, RIGHT? 575 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:31,589 TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, TITANIC, GLADIATOR. 576 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,057 DEATH. 577 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,026 AND HUGE BOX OFFICE. 578 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,028 OH, I'M SORRY, BUT MY LIFE IS-- 579 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,663 IS NOT FOR YOU TO TWIST AROUND 580 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,665 TO MAKE A BUCK OR WIN AN AWARD. 581 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,200 CATHY, LET'S TRY TO FIND THE JOY IN THIS. 582 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:45,202 OKAY, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR JOY, AND YOU CAN SHOVE IT. 583 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:47,905 AND YOU, YOU CAN KILL SOMEBODY ELSE OFF IN A MOVIE. 584 00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,183 HONEY. HONEY, HONEY. 585 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,052 THAT WOMAN WANTS TO KILL ME! 586 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,286 HONEY, TO BE FAIR, 587 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:04,588 SHE WANTS TO KILL SANDRA BULLOCK--SANDY. 588 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,457 AND IF WE LET HER, 589 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,992 THE REAL CATHY JAMISON 590 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,027 IS GONNA BE ROLLIN' IN THE DOUGH. 591 00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,562 THE ISSUE IS NOT THE MONEY HERE, PAUL. 592 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,365 THE ISSUE IS MY FUTURE, WHICH I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE IN. 593 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,001 I DON'T WANT THEM MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT MY DYING 594 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,202 WHILE I'M TRYING TO STAY ALIVE. 595 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,338 EVERY TIME SOMEONE SEES IT, I'LL DIE. 596 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,539 GET THEM TO CHANGE THE NAMES! 597 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:24,008 WHEN I DO DIE, IT'S GONNA BE ONCE. 598 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,209 AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD 599 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,243 WITH EVERYONE SAYING, "OH, 600 00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,179 SHE DIED SO MUCH BETTER IN THE MOVIE." 601 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,680 HONEY, THIS PROJECT 602 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,049 COULD MAKE A REALLY BIG DIFFERENCE FOR US. 603 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,551 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 604 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:34,618 THEY JUST WANT TO USE OUR FAMILY 605 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,087 AS, LIKE, A JUMPING OFF POINT. 606 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,522 WE'RE THE TRAMPOLINE. WE'RE JUST A BIG TRAMPOLINE. 607 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,291 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT OUR LIVES, PAUL. 608 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,892 IT'S OUR SON'S. 609 00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:43,527 AND OUR DAUGHTER'S! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 610 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,062 WE'RE ADOPTING A BABY! 611 00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,564 WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK I WANT TO DO THIS SO BADLY, HONEY? 612 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,432 OUR FAMILY'S THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING THAT I DO. 613 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:49,567 THEN WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING YOUR FEET 614 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:50,768 TO SEE THE ADOPTION LAWYER? 615 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,269 OH, I KNOW. OH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 616 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:54,405 I KNOW... YOU'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY. 617 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,906 AND YET, SOMEHOW, YOU FOUND THE TIME 618 00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:58,209 TO BUY THAT NEW JACKET TO IMPRESS YOUR NEW A-LIST FRIENDS. 619 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,777 AND YET, YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME 620 00:22:59,778 --> 00:23:01,312 NOT TO SPEND MONEY ON A NURSERY 621 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,581 FOR A BABY THAT'S ALREADY ON THE WAY? 622 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,816 DO YOU EVEN WANT THIS BABY, PAUL? 623 00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:08,586 WHAT? 624 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,720 HONEY, YES. 625 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,756 I HAVE A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 626 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,090 YEAH, THE TIMING KIND OF SUCKS. 627 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,226 AND MAYBE, IN A PERFECT WORLD, 628 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,596 NO, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW. 629 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,799 I WANT THIS BABY, PAUL! 630 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,771 I'M GONNA TAKE A CAB HOME. 631 00:23:40,452 --> 00:23:41,619 WAIT. 632 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,888 JESSE, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL 633 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:44,889 LIKE YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS WITH ME 634 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:46,290 IN ORDER FOR ME TO LIKE YOU. 635 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,093 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 636 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,995 I ONLY DO WHAT I WANT. 637 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:52,997 YEAH, BUT, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE SAVING YOURSELF, 638 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:56,133 AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SAVE MYSELF TOO. 639 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:59,170 BUT MY UNCLE SAYS THE STUFF WE'RE DOING IS SEX. 640 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,005 NO, IT'S NOT. 641 00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,474 SEX IS FOR PROCREATION BETWEEN MARRIED PEOPLE. 642 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,109 WE'RE NOT PROCREATING. 643 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,244 YEAH, BUT IF WE WERE TWO DUDES DOING THE SAME THING, 644 00:24:07,245 --> 00:24:08,479 WOULDN'T WE BE GOING TO HELL? 645 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,115 DO I LOOK LIKE A DUDE TO YOU? 646 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,350 LOOK, WHEN I'M UNSURE ABOUT SOMETHING, 647 00:24:13,351 --> 00:24:17,189 I PRAY TO GOD FOR GUIDANCE. 648 00:24:27,232 --> 00:24:29,633 DEAR LORD... 649 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,203 PLEASE GRANT US THE WISDOM TO MAKE RIGHTEOUS CHOICES 650 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,639 AND STAY ON THE PATH OF VIRTUE. 651 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,477 TEACH US TO... LOVE EACH OTHER 652 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,378 IN A WAY THAT... 653 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:44,115 GLORIFIES YOUR NAME. 654 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:53,524 I GUESS IT'D BE KIND OF WEIRD 655 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,493 FOR ME TO CALL WILLY WANKER NOW. 656 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,628 OH, WE CAN GRAB A BEER AGAIN SOMETIME. 657 00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,163 BEER ISN'T WEIRD. 658 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,532 UNLESS IT'S LIGHT, NON-ALCOHOLIC, OR AMISH. 659 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,068 WHAT IF IT'S WINE? 660 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,004 CHEERS. 661 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,072 CHEERS. 662 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,708 THIS IS, UH, THIS IS A NICE PAD, TIM. 663 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:13,244 NOT NEARLY AS SHRINKY AS I EXPECTED. 664 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,547 AND YET I FEEL AN OVERWHELMING SENSE OF MENTAL WELL-BEING. 665 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,183 AND I WON'T EVEN KICK YOU OUT AFTER 50 MINUTES. 666 00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:23,320 YOU GOT... 667 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:24,989 OH. 668 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,194 UM, NO, TIM... 669 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,363 UM...UH, TIM... 670 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,531 HMM? 671 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,065 MM...YEAH. 672 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,535 HOLY FUCK. 673 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,869 WHA-- 674 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,437 WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? 675 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,839 THIS MUST BE SEAN. 676 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,207 YEAH. 677 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,408 UM... 678 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,143 WH-WHO ARE YOU? 679 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:50,080 THIS IS GISELLE, MY WIFE. 680 00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:53,684 I LIKE YOUR BEARD. 681 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,888 I LIKE YOURS TOO. 682 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,192 MMM. 683 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:03,727 MM, MM. 684 00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,264 MMM. 685 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:11,368 HMM. 686 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:16,073 I'LL BE UPSTAIRS. 687 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:19,176 SO... 688 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:21,279 YOU WANNA COME UPSTAIRS? 689 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:43,567 ♪ FIND A CURE, FIND A CURE FOR MY LIFE ♪ 690 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:51,976 ♪ FIND A CURE, FIND A CURE FOR MY LIFE ♪ 691 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:55,012 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 692 00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:57,615 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 693 00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,618 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 694 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,320 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 695 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:08,959 ♪ FIND A CURE, FIND A CURE FOR MY LIFE ♪ 696 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:14,798 ♪ PUT A PRICE, PUT A PRICE ON MY SOUL ♪ 697 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:19,136 ♪ BUILD A WALL, BUILD A FORTRESS ROUND MY HEART ♪ 698 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:23,273 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 699 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:25,976 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 700 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,712 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 701 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:31,949 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 702 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:35,686 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 703 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:38,489 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 704 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,325 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 705 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,128 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 706 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:55,739 ♪ PIN A SMILE, PIN A SMILE ON MY FACE ♪ 707 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:58,609 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 708 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,412 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 709 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:04,148 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK I'M IN CONTROL ♪ 710 00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:07,751 ♪ OH, MY GOD, OH, YOU THINK IT'S ALL FOR FUN ♪ 50538

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